Daz Watches Australia Isn't Real
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As an Australian if I’m not real then why am I paying taxes
Xd ikr
Jordy101 Lol yeah why?
Df
Yeah
Jordy101 you’re just being straight up robbed
Person: “Australians are all paid actors!”
Me: checks my wallet
Also me: it’s blank...
😔😔 So sad. Destroy the government
lazar beam tho
Was just thinking the same thing
Was that a kung fu panda reference at the end 🤣🤣🤣
@@320dlman4 in fact it was, good job on pointing it out
As a sane Scotsmen I just want to let everyone know that not all Scottish people are this bat shit crazy! 😂🏴
I mean it depends on what city you visit 😂🏴
@@AlbaHistory very true! 😂
Yeah but most are sightly oddball
@@evamanahan6669 not alot just depends on where you go. I'm Scottish and does it annoy any other Scottish people that people from other countries think that uk/Britain
Is just England and nobody realises that scotland Ireland and Wales are in UK aswell. Just asking
@@Chazza1909
Question:
What does that have to do with being an oddball in certain places?
now I understand that people would be annoyed with that, especially seen as it's basic common sense that UK is not just England, it has many other countries that are actually interesting, (example: Ireland, and Scotland )
But what does that have to dod with being an oddball?
Is it because England can be oddballs? Or..?
As a New Zealander when he said when people land in Australia they are actually landing in NZ I just cracked up laughing.
I heard from another guy a few years ago about this theory saying Australia waa somewhere in south africa.
chur 🤙😂😂 same broo
Same 😭😭
I'm from New zealand too 😊
'If I'm not Australian and I'm an actor I deserve a fucking oscar ' - Lazerbeam
It’s LazarBeam
@@Dylanp.09 itsthe same
@@monikakarabazhakova7590 that’s just not his channel name though
@@Dylanp.09 weird how you still recognized who he’s talking about, maybe because it’s a fucking letter
@@TheChemistBeats sorry I’ll shush
*“You’re telling me I didn’t hug a koala? ShE ClAWed MY nIpPlE WAs ThAt NoT REaL?!”*
Hahaha
Fat Fluffy Birdie 🗿
Fat Fluffy Birdie b
Yeah ofcourse 6
333 likes beautiful
mmmm, As an Aussie myself. I can confirm that I dont live on an Island. I live in the Ocean, mhm I just float all day wand Magically can use Wifi.
Ah yes we swim in the ocean all day and we have evolved into fish
As an Australian I can safely say that I laughed throughout majority of this video
If Australia isn’t real and everyone is an actor
THEN WHERE IS MY MONEY
SAME
Lily Dian yeah! Where is my pay check!
These guys are working on uncovering it all
ruclips.net/video/WG4ySsXvo9g/видео.html
Been a hot minute since I got a paycheck for being a full time Australian actor
EXACTLY!!!
*Australia has left the chat*
Hey! That was my joke!
Well played... 😂😭👏👌
According to this nut, it was never here to begin with.
@@couragekarnga8735 it's just a joke 〒_〒
star r r/whooosh
@@couragekarnga8735 🌏🎃🎉🏆
as a scottish girl, we do not claim him we get one of the best educations and bros still like this😭 plus he also has a rly posh scottish accent at the start i was trying to figure out his accent💀
U cant "unclaim" when they are scottish
@@jjjws8 sorry this was written a year ago, i honestly can’t remember what i was chatting abt, but to be fair, i get that i was being quite rude by insulting his accent despite being literally scottish, although i just feel he embarrasses scot’s by his perspective on things but that’s only my opinion, and to be honest i actually didn’t realise how silly i sounded LOL!
4:32 as someone born in Scotland and moved to australia i can confirm i am 200% not real
Australia has left the group chat
Kelci Warren what is this, ‘Australia’, you speak of?
Hang on, would that not be called a GLOBAL CHAT!!!???
Kelci Warren 😂😂😂😂
Kelci Warren 🤣🤣🤣🤣
Holy likes...
Plot twist: he's an Australian.
Plot thickens: He's an Australian living in new zealand.
Plot thickens even more: he’s Australian living in New Zealand living in the ocean
Dank Memes plot twists: he is australia
DSM_Lightning plot twist: why is Australia?
Plot twist again: where is Australia
Random guy plot twist: how is Australia
As an Australian I believe this man might need to see a therapist because I am genuinely concerned for this man 😂
As australian I can confirm.....i am infact.... A PAID ACTOR!!!!
How much do they pay you? 😂
You may insult my country... but you call me DUM DUM and *mate Ima chuck endless Vegemite jars at you with the force of Steve Irwin*
BUWAHAHAHAHAHAGAGAGAGA!!!!!!!!!!!!!
i love this comment
what the fuck is Vegemite?
Sans the Skeleton
the best tasting jar of salt in the world
@Captain Zach Oh so it's Marmite? XD
I'm Scottish, we do not claim this man - apologies on behalf of Scotland.
ahahahah
Apologies accepted from Australia
Apologies accept
Thank you for the apology 🧡 Australia thanks you
He’s actually welsh pretending to be Scottish
When he said when people go to Australia they are actually landing in New Zealand. I literally couldn’t stop laughing. 😂😂😂😂
New Zealand is the one that get forgotten on world maps 😂
I fucking died of laughter the first time I watched this. Actually every time ive watched this 😂.
HELP NOT THE DEMI LOVATO IM DYING, BRO WHEN SHE JUST CLIMBED OUT OF THE WARDROBE I WAS PISSING MYSELF
Dude: “Australia isn’t REALLLLL!”
Me: *literally siting in Australia, eating a vegemite sandwich, looking at the koala in my tree and the kangaroos in my yard.*
“Oh shiz wow, guess I don’t exist.”
*me realising I have friends from New Zealand who tell me they can’t talk cuz it’s “too late”*
“OH SO THEIR LYINGGGG! IF IM IN NEW ZEALAND THEN WERE IN MUCH MORE SIMILAR TIME ZONES!”
ツᴊᴜɪᴄᴇ ʙᴏx in my 15 years of living in Australia I have never seen a koala in the wild
ツᴊᴜɪᴄᴇ ʙᴏx i wish I was u I love koalas and then just eating a delicious sandwich and kangaroos jumping around me that’s the dream! And he sucks what a f*cking idiot
ツᴊᴜɪᴄᴇ ʙᴏx lol
How did u get that smiley face?
Caleb great gaming Urquhart it is all just an elaborate scheme by the government
"Every Australian is a paid actor"
**Shows empty wallet**
Sorry I don't enough money to buy you some brain cells 😂🖐️
If we're paid actors then why don't I have any money. Am I being ripped off? Where do I get my paycheck?
i want my money, Gon
Roasted
Why has nobody told me we we’re getting payment
If it weren’t real than where would we put our prisoners
“Australia isn’t real”
3:01 me who is australian: NOOOOOOooooo…… (fades from existence) LOL
I’m Australian and 3/4 Scottish because of older relatives and genetics. So does that mean none of my family is real. Am I just a prop for other people?😂😂
"everyone in Australia is a paid actor"
The homeless Australians: *laughs in poverty*
HELLLOOOOO
IM AN OZZIE
They're still paid just in coins instead of notes
dark joke but ok
I have an Australian actor
HUGH JACKMAN😂😂😂😂😂
My cousins live in Australia are they fake?
Him: “Australians are paid actors”
Me: *checks my wallet*
Me: “Nope I’m still broke”
Yep pretty much how it goes
Superannuation 💫
I’m still waiting for those pay checks I need money for steam gift cards
🧐🤨🥶
Sameeeeee
As a New Zealander I can confirm we are actually Australia
it doesnt exist tho
@@realtbh really ?? 😭😂
Do you wanna know the truth...
Daz - YES
I take that back.....
Daz - OKAY
me, a 18 year old: vibin in australia
him: australia isnt real and they're all 8 year olds
me: oh tea
Aussie life for life
We ‘Australians’ are exsposed oh shit
i’m half Australian, so does that mean part of me doesn’t exist
Him: AUSTRALIA IS NOT REAL!!
Me in my house in Australia: *disapears*
😂😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
haha 😂
Mr ambassador I dont feel so good
Damn he spoke you out of existence. RIP
It's all lies you're in New Zealand
Rag Reynolds: "When you fly to Australia, you're actually flying to New Zealand"
Me: "Dude! There's a difference between this (points to small kiwi birb) and this (points to an eight-legged god of destruction (aka. Aussie spider))!"
Anyway, Australia's got some really funny critters. For example: spider with neck, rainbow crab-rave spider, pale crab-rave spider which tears out rainbow crab-rave spider's organs if rainbow crab-rave spider isn't interesting enough to marry, chlamydia bear, greater chlamydia bear, jacked jackrabbits which specialise in waterboarding and surfboarding, chunky ground thing that poops cubes and has evolved to literally smash anything's skull against anything else, big spider with big fangs which can kill you in half an hour, micro spider that can kill you without you knowing you've been bit, spider which literally rots your flesh and acidifies your very blood and so much more!
Also, literally everything here can take a railgun blast and get back up to whoop your rear-end.
Daz: how did we get here
Me: it’s called the rabbit hole of RUclips 😂
What he thinks: he went to Australia and he was drugged
What really happened: he sat on his bed and got drunk
*applauses*
I laughed hard at this😂🤣
Or high , lol 😂
He got high. And REALLY drunk.
ThatGuyAgain
Wait I’m drudged gees I’ve been on it for 11 years
XD
I'm watching this in Australia with my 10 year old cousin and she's like "I think this guy took the wrong pills" 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
Love your cousin 😂😂😂
ur cousin is a legend!!! XDDD
Ok
i'm Australian and it's Quiet nice here
Ashlee Litfin HAHA I love this comment your cousin is smart ❤️😂❤️
Could you imagine this guy taking a geography test?
The test: draw a circle around Australia
Him: *draws circle around New Zealand*
As an Australian I can confirm: I am not real.
"australia isnt real"
* me sitting in my house IN AUSTRALIA rn so shocked*
Same lol
Yeah same. xD
Same bro 😂
Chloe Grimson in New Zealand you mean?
You hear that Australia your a dum dum and a idoit (I joking I just got this from the vid)
"Australian is actually New Zealand"
Steve Irwin: Badger hold my beer
Steve irwin: Hold my crocodile!
Billy T James: bro hold my afro
Deleted Sorry no it’s not I live in Australia
Adriel Human Crocodile holds him in his mouth
RIP Steve Irwin
I live in Australia, yet i am told i am in New zealand. YET WHERE IS MY GOOD WIFI
I always watch daz when I'm studying or completing assignments, for some reason I find it really easy watching and even stressing about course work I can just sit and watch it haha
As an Australian watching someone claim that Australia isn't real is so entertaining for me💀
The kangaroos are *tRiGGerED*
How do you save comments 😉
U are a genius commentator
So is jazzadraws the very popular Australian youtuber
“Australia isn’t real.”
The British that literally used it as a free jail for hundreds of years: “............”
.............................................
True
🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄
*welcome to the penal soilder, fight your way out to get a 2nd chance for redeployment*
Not 'hundreds of years' 80 to be exact. 1788 - 1868
Love the videos daz they always cheer me up after a bad day keep up the good work 😂
I WAS CRYING FROM LAUGHTER BEFORE THE AD AT THE START OF THE VIDEO FINISHED 😂
"Australia isn't real"
People who live there: "I'm just an illusion, i was never there"
Australia- "I'm just a dumb dumb, I'm just an illusion, I was never there"
Ah yes time to go back to the realm of nothing
Yep that me lol
I'm an illusion l?!?!
Ah yes, I did disappear for 7 years, I experienced the blip.
“Australia isn’t real”
Where does my cousin live then? Flipping Asgard?!
I've been to Australia and I hv many family members in there. Well I guess they don't exist. I guess I was in new Zealand even tho nz is way different
Maybe Australia’s real name is Asgard. Do I live in Asgard 🤔🤔🤔
IM DEAD💀
Welcome to Asgard my friend!
I live in QLD, and this man's telling me I'm not real
This is one of my fav daz watches vids
1:20 almost died but still continues to finish his video 🤣
I’m Scottish, we don’t claim this person as one of our own.
Nope nope we don’t
Turns out he's actually Walsh, living in Wales and pretends to be Scoctish...an Australian content creator researched him and has called Mr. Dumb Dumb out on his lies and weak attempt at trash talking.
@@forestwombat3456 well then we definitely don’t claim him lol.
Indeed we do not, Idc where he is but if he’s pretending to be Scottish. How dare he 🤣
Must be on drugs I guess XD
Imagine how fun geography class would be with him as our teacher
Lmfaoooooo
And he just loses his shit everytime he sees Australia on a map
He’d have a whole new globe made renaming Australia to New Zealand
Nice
He would implode when he see Australia
Its not in the orange juice Daz, its in the water 😂
Love your Channel!!
I love Daz so much and australia is real,
I am living in it😂💗
*rag in his room*: "AUSTRALIA IS NAWT REAL!"
His parents downstairs: "That's it Karen, he's getting put up for adoption"
Lmao
XD
fw.tjayy__ 07 this comment made my day 😂😂😂
Mate it would be like this “damn it Karen this kid is getting thrown in the Australia bush fires”
Bushfires: I might stop now
Parents: Karen we are starting new bushfires idc he’s dying -throws him in- Australia doesn’t exist eyyy
What a smeg head
When I clicked on this I was like wtf ? .... then when I watched this I’m still like wtf ???
Eleri Robinson same
Same mate
Eleri Robinson Same eh.
The title had me more confused than the person
Aren’t we all
This is my comfort daz vid
As an Australian I can confirm I am not real
*Australia has left the group chat*
America: Oh shit, where's Australia gone?
Europe: Whats Australia?
Im incredibly offended i am English- which is in Europe- and i know exactly what Australia is!!... Btw this is a joke 😂
Lowkey
America: Oh, Australia isn’t real man.
*Scotland
its more like opposite, americans doesnt know where anywhere is
England discovered Australia
Can confirm, as an Australian i watched this video, immediately walked outside to check and fell through the floor!
that was three days ago... i only just respawned
😂
Omg this is so funny
I'm in not Australian but don't worry I know you you guys are real.
Lmao 😂
Omg😱
The Demi Lavato bit was wiiiillld😂
As an official Australian resident, I must go see a therapist about my strange beliefs of living in australia
Australia: doesn’t exist
Their bushfires: allow us to introduce ourselves. Edit: plz stop commenting this post I’m trying to sleep
Yeah I almost made an Australia dosent exist joke them remembered that. Australias really taking a beating. Cant wait to go there one day
You should go to Australia I live here and without the bushfires and stuff it’s beautiful
Yea dude
My dad was a volunteer firefighter in the fires, he was getting a family out of a house and was so close like an inch away from being crushed by part of flaming roof
I think
Australia: "doesnt exist"
Would've been a better thing to say
Rag renalds: I took the drug, and I started seeing things
*its called being high*
Alex Price Acid trip much?
I felt something pop in my head from trying to figure out if that guy was serious or not. 😅😅😭😭😂😂
DAZ HIT 8 MILLION OMGGGGG
Him: Australia isn't real
Me: then how the f*** am I breathing
DiDnT yOu WaTcH tHe THe VIdEO?!?! you're actually in new zealand high off your face!!! XD XD XD
Same then how I’m breathing
Chelsea Potts me to
I live in Australia if u actually believe that’s it’s not real come to the country. And we are not dumb dumbs < that’s being a child.
You are on new Zealand 🤡
My New Saying:
“🎵someone needs a ✨therapist,✨, someone needs a ✨therapist✨🎵”
@Awab Meeri “if u are an actual rational humaaaaan, you would agree.... Someone needs a therapist, Someone needs a therapist, Someone needs a therapist”
Pls c a doctor
Before i get hotter,
My brains gonna explode
If i c u on the road
@Mr. nuclear productions Australia’s not real
Oh oh someone needs a therapist yeah yeah🎵🎶🎵
@@R4ttlehead666 *someone needs a therapist*
Yeah perhaps we should keep an eye on this one. I have a feeling I’ll be seeing him on “That Chapter” eventually.
What theee actually.........holy moly.. da hell 😂i love this 😂
"Australia isn't real"
"Me sitting in an Australian house eating crakers and drinking tea thinking":Then were the f#@k am i !!??
Iceland
New Zealand,where do you think?
Sevonos you 👏 arent 👏 funny
Your a Georgia productions. Haha
@@sevonos1164 you are at the bottom of the ocean
“Someone needs a therapist, someone needs a therapist...”
God dammit Daz!!! You made me spill my tea😂😭❤️
Julious Lucas ???
I saw this comment and then a second later Daz said that
Melody 22 oh no the tea
Melody 22 oooh spill that tea buddeh
Him: Australians are paid actors
Me:🤨
Me still broke as af:❌💵
"someone needs a therapist, someone needs a therapist"-Daz
As a 38 year old Australian does that mean my whole life has been an drug fuelled hallucination? Seeing that guy makes me feel like it might have been. Only drugs could conjure up that garbage
TDDUP bahahahaha darn right you are hahahaha I’m Australian as well this guys a maniac XD
I’m a highschool student in Australia andddddddddd yea I’m pretty sure it’s real............. yeaaaaaaaaa I’m pretty sure..... or am I?????
same
Oof!
Do you wanna know the truth?
*yes*
In fact disregard that question
*ok*
I was dying at that part xD
You want to know the truth
Yes
Do you want to know the truth?
*yes*
_cut to a guy in a bacon thing crying_
As an Australian, if he ever comes here i'll send our drop bears on him
Kyritinyoh, absolutely amazing 🤣
Him: Australia doesn't exist!?!
Australians: 👁👄👁
thats me rn
@Kyler Rogers ?
Me who got mad at the vid cuz i'm Australian be like "boiiiiiiiiiiiii"
“They’re all drugged”
Me: SO IVE BEEN HIGH SINCE BIRTH THEN YOU ABSOLUTE PILLOCK
Pillock is such a good word
Lmao 😂
This made me laugh so hard
Not many comments make me laugh as much
@@mollsyxo0 damn thanks. Glad you liked it
@@tammysporry7076 np lol
Imagine daz as a geography teacher that would be amazing
I should be offended but daz just makes it better and I ain’t complaining lmao 😂
Him- They are dum dums
Me- 😂😂😂 he must be joking right?
Daz- what are we five
Me- we must be 😂
Guy: Australia isn’t real
Daz: LINDA call the asylum
im an aussie and his full of shit
tim Leahy
But are you real?
@@mariojudah9865 yeah mate
true blue
@@wetaftem7771 same mate
Vekezeus Ow yea mate.
I was born in the UK, moved to Australia at 1 years old. Does this mean that I am non existent according to this guys logic. so he is either saying I moved to somewhere else, I died at one or the UK isn't real either 🤣🤣
A" dum dum " is a type of lollipop that is very small😂😂
Him: Australia isn’t real
Me: mr stark, I don’t feel so good.
That hurt
*we did it Mr.Stark, we won*
I smell a very underrated comment
Tony stark is the best meme.
What would the world of memes be without him 😂
@@v4mpyy. he's not the best meme actually
Daz: "i hugged a koala, it felt so real...he clawed at my nipple"
Me: chokes on my coke and dies of laughing.
Rip
Time for a tea partyyyyy
Ummmm I'm Australian 🇦🇺🐨 and I think this person. Is the most metal person on this channel and that says a lot
Rag : I can't speak today
Daz: YOU CAN'T THINK
Me: (laughing) I CAN'T BREATHE
When I heard him say
“They actually land in New Zealand”
I died 😂💀💀💀😂😂😂😂
I thought it was the United kingdom
Landing in New Zealand
Hahahhahahha
No Dor_i_tos 😂😂😂
Evie Rameri 😂😂
Same, saying Australia is NewZealand well i never new i lived in two different countries at the same time.
"hey electricity company, I can't pay my bill because I don't exist" 🤣
This man is the true embodyment of a pluto lover
Guy: “I started seeing this in my head almost”
Me: because you were on drugs?
@Kyler Rogers true
So i'm not real? *SNAPS FINGERS* Crikey i don't feel so good
DuBsTeP Mister Stark I don't feel so good
noice
@@landoneidson6294 now thats just too far
Megan Muffin Haha theres no such thing
DuBsTeP 😂😂
As Australian I now pronounce myself Non-existent
10:15 I LOST IT-😭✋
My friend who lives in Australia: boo , bitch I’m a ghost
I'm sorry BUT THIS MADE ME LAUGH
*I can go on for days & days (yuh) I do the most
The rest of the song 🤣
Bahaha I’m saying that with her
@@psychotic.kid1 Yh I know it
RagReynolds : *"I cant Speak today"*
Daz : *"YOU CANT THINK"*
As an Australian this was quite amusing
Imagine just waking up one morning thinking an entire continent isn't real and then trying to convince eveyone else u're right.