Battle cats stats that makes no sense (RETURN #2)

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#battlecats
shoutout to ‪@JorgeCrack5000‬ and ‪@helloolleh_dis‬ for submitting some stats that makes no sense!

[@Jabnyb]

51K VIEWS IS WILD
edit: 66K
EDIT 2: F*CKING 80K??!?!?!?!?
EDIT 3: 100K VIEWS IS HIGHER THAN ME LAST NIGHT

[@Angel_Brawl_YT]

Name of the song?

[@Jabnyb]

@@Angel_Brawl_YT masked king dedede theme

[@Ultimategamer77777]

10,000+ views in 16 hrs

[@Sky-f8t]

Hm Bnuuy

[@IlikeGrass789]

E

[@Afropeashooter30]

A swordsman who can create explosions with his sword:
Dmg: 13,600
Someone’s children:
Dmg: 28,560

[@tzchno1064]

is that hayabusa vs cats in the cradle? idk im guessing

[@Afropeashooter30]

@@tzchno1064Dartanyan vs Twinstars

[@quincyzhou2296]

D’art actually uses his gun on his tail to create the explosion, still funni tho

[@KaiMole-lc2rn]

​@@Afropeashooter30I have both of them yet I didn't know twin star had that much dmg💀

[@Afropeashooter30]

@@KaiMole-lc2rn dartanyan is better tho

[@thebestgreattusk1996]

So yea, the first Brutal Advent Boss has lower HP than Brainwashed Eraser.

[@chatarrodecreisi6082]

I think hes the new most health enemy

[@thebestgreattusk1996]

@@chatarrodecreisi6082 Yes he is.

[@JorgeCrack5000]

​@@thebestgreattusk1996 No, Homulilly from Madoka Magica has the highest HP at 100%

[@thebestgreattusk1996]

@@JorgeCrack5000 We're talking about non-collab enemies here.

[@JorgeCrack5000]

@@thebestgreattusk1996 You don't say that

[@Zlegotube]

A literal god of destruction:
Dmg: 36000
That eraser you haven't used in 5 years:
Dmg: 45360

[@niknikitin2552]

Actually final form of the God has 10 mil hp, he's just weakened by power of the ancient mask so basicallly he has the most hp

[@Jabnyb]

How about filibuster obstucra no starred alien treasure?

[@DaScte]

@@blubbyblub88Catfood spam 💀

[@Jabnyb]

@blubbyblub88 yes, also I think starpeng had like 7M hp at cotc 3 without any treasures

[@notarandomuser5800]

Birb vs satan , who win?

[@Doom_Destined]

A blue cheese solos them fr

[@NoOn31here]

​@@Doom_Destinedhe looking like yum yums i will eat him

[@Jabnyb]

Bird🥵

[@notarandomuser5800]

@@Jabnyb fr😈

[@paulineyt1933]

Idea:
LITERALLY SATAN HIMSELF: 99,999 HP
some goofy ahh penguin with literally just a literal cucumber: 2,000,000 HP

[@lostkostin]

As they say: "It's not about the size, but how you use it"

[@benrusnak.929]

Here's a weird one
Face that can barely move. 99999 hp
Vs all of the nekolugas less than 10k hp

[@dinoaurus1]

Shishi has like 80k

[@davidomocea8776]

Funfact the 84 million event quiz gives you 900 catfood for completing

[@Ineedsomemedicine]

Is that relate to this " battle cats stats that makes no sense" dude?

[@Jabnyb]

​@tranthanhnghi1396 nah its not but at least people now knows how to 900 cat foods

[@FortyFiveUltimate45]

I did it before 😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊

[@MarProcrastinating]

Alright, so basically if you beat the boss, you get that same boss as a unit, but we had to nerf it a little so the game wouldn’t be unfair. (The actual boss unit looks really lame and it’s somehow weaker than the beginning unit and cannot attack.)

[@Mibsfiha]

Filibuster in a nutshell

[@Orangutanus]

A.Bahamut is the opposite of this, his attack is bigger than his boss version

[@KyouheiKaizo]

​@@Orangutanusyeah but raging has no tba

[@adolfswatler6817]

They took "Simpler is Better" seriously.

[@chinjunsi7752]

The peak of goose evolution with super shining armor and a gorgeous attack that is chargee up ready do destroy the enemy vs a dancer

[@maniamassacre4002]

A fucking dimension destroyer: HP 80 vigintillion
Someone’s random ass dog: HP 100 vigintillion

[@Jabnyb]

Battle cats stats that makes no sense in a nutshell

[@Slapstick_Editz]

@@JabnybIt makes senses. Looks doesn’t make you stronger than someone.

[@theholyvuelaytx924]

(Filibuster Cat X) Old man with the encouarge of destroying and making new worlds:
17000 dmg
(Slime Cat) A literal slime:
25500 dmg

[@user-lo1to3sw4c]

It kinda make sense for the little blue guy because he is like a protector something like that

[@charlynmerc4913]

No.

[@Cone_Man248]

they really need to buff cat god 😭😭

[@JorgeCrack5000]

The 56th queen of the Pigpen Kingdom
HP: 60.000
ATK: 250
Her pet
HP: 950.000
ATK: 4.500

[@windowsinfinity2630]

A Cheesecake-liking worm that wants her head (Snake Charlotte)
Attack: 12,000
She wants revenge (Mami Tomoe)
Attack: 39,780

[@TheTypicalDuck]

The weaker it looks
The stronger it is

[@paradiseoctagon21794]

Doge:

[@emanuelorozco3443]

The masked dedede theme song is WOAH

[@fastguy-yu6jy]

some giant ahh beast
deafets it *
gets its currently weaker form

[@Orangutanus]

Well yeah you beat it so its weaker

[@gomgombon9732]

Battle cat stats nonsense is the next generation of pokemon stats nonsense

[@Jabnyb]

indeed

[@deadclawh3851]

Now we need battle cats stats THAT MAKES SENSE!

[@DapperDunesOfficial]

Most Behemoth enemies are based off of Monster Hunter monsters. Still doesn’t explain why they have more health than god himself.

[@ITZAFIQSUBIE]

Side character vs main character

[@pop.w.w]

well it makes sense to the developers

[@sashapinesnguyenhienhoa8003]

Perfectly balance as it should be

[@BladeCross]

This is why I love this game 😂

[@grassforfreedom]

Enemy issue lmao
**can't nerf about that**

[@brutalizedmassacrepanzer231]

Infernal Tyrant does some serious damage though, 30% toxic for the last two, and 666k on his first hit.

[@Anglow506]

The thumbnail tho

[@omerochinoa1433]

Actually 3rd form cat god is the cat with most health, but only if you have no treasures at all

[@NIKAZILLA-3P1C]

Tip: always buy the strong and dosen’t cost so much cats money

[@Taijitu527]

Imagine being a final boss with 100K hp but
You see a Random Green box with 200K hp ☠️

[@ivanliew6209]

ah yes the mythical unicorn has less hp than the chapter 1 final boss of eoc

[@Love_birdowner12385]

0:26 what cat is this

[@AkoYano]

Gladios :D

[@labbit35]

I believe in wall cat supremacy

[@sofiagalanza4267]

Cheese vs satan 💀

[@Wolfbroa]

I dont even know what that wall wafer is lmao

[@bencenagy5459]

The final form of God:
An orange Yian Kut-Ku from Monster hunter:

[@theholyvuelaytx924]

A mysterious creature called by the evil to end with the world in the future (Cli-One)
1400 dmg
A weird animal with a stick
38000 dmg

[@thomtran4848]

orange duck ;-;

[@joaquin_xdxd]

Infernus music :0

[@IlikeGrass789]

Battle bricks

[@joaquin_xdxd]

@@IlikeGrass789 yeah

[@sharkboy_dagod4511]

I thought Naala was a llama

[@BattleCatsBliza]

WHERE RISE AND FALL OF STONE GANG!1!1!2!2!21!!11!??????

[@HalooTheEpokGaemer]

We have been scammed

[@LordOfPowercreep]

what iz stane geng?

[@You_gd.]

0:12 The boss whithout the mask have 15million

[@Melatoniki]

If its more silly its clearly more op

[@ahhh_sige]

Makes so much sense and at the same time doesnt

[@ZKiryuDX]

How can a dodo and iguana outrank GOD?

[@Caseohsaccountcoordinator]

Okay but blue cheese.

[@IlikeGrass789]

Almost 100k views

[@Flam_Is_Cool]

fr

[@goofygoober234]

They should buff the cat god

[@akooiboo5584]

never judge book by its cover.

[@blobgamesYT]

a blue cheese💀

[@BleepBloop-rl2pv]

Can anyone tell me about the background music

[@Jabnyb]

masked king dedede theme

[@PlungerDoesEditz]

Sometimes they say, a mole can beat up a unicorn. 0:06

[@naavsi5954]

junkie red duck

[@Wibumeomocintro]

pls show me the music name

[@PokeFoxx]

Is the brainwashed eraser a deadly or merciless

[@idotclaves]

blue grilled cheese sandwich when

[@Final_abomium]

Эта фафля просто имба

[@thcgm]

battle cats on their way to not have cats

[@MiltonHacker-fu9gu]

Name of the song?

[@philippines3550]

What is the music name?

[@emanuelorozco3443]

Masked dedede theme

[@user-fc5rw9pz1u]

Yoo☠

[@amerxiasts]

e

[@user-ck3rk7iv1t]

Red cassowary*

[@Awesomenoobgod]

You have been samueled
You have 30 seconds to copy paste this message and Samuel someone else with it

[@CAT____115]

Kamu indo kah bg

[@user-sc3oh1bw4z]

it is health not power.. just think of genius person but physically sick..

[@Walking-with-that-heater.]

Hq

[@Walking-with-that-heater.]

Uhm

[@syweialexsim6507]

Lol what the F is this

[@Tornadoalleyultimate2]

No

[@7.6Millionthcat]

Thats just normal wafer

[@Resetde]

Name of the song?

[@zepplinkiwigamer8217]

I think it's a boss theme from Kirby Clash Royale or Kirby Return to Dreamland.

[@auser4649]

Masked dedede from Kirby triple deluxe