#battlecats #goofy shoutout to @JorgeCrack5000 and @Afropeashooter30 for submitting some stats that makes no sense! bgm: • THE FILIBUSTER - Item ...
For the first one, he doesn’t actually make the explosions with his sword but instead does a couple of slashes setting up a good area where he can shoot it with the musket on his tail, and then it blows up.
The Goddess who created everything (Gaia does 47,430 Damage) Vs. Some random demon with anger issues wielding a burning club (Balrog Cat does 63,750 Damage)
The final form of a literaly satan Demon that oneshots everything that it finds (Lasvoss reborn): 68000 HP A random dog with green lines (Relic doge): 75000 HP PLSSSSS DO THIS
Btw this is an another: Literaly a giant gorilla with secret and umbeatible Powers (Zero luza): 4M HP A goofy ahh cat with punky hairs (Manic mohawk enemy): 4.8M HP
"a very huge modern machine that fires an unstable but insanely powerful blast" Me having that unit but barely killing with it cause its oddly slow: (unit name is doom engine pandora. it evolves from mighty crystal muu. its a legend rare gl with that 😢 )
Who has more hp A giant elephant thats bigger than probably 5 cars stacked on each other and can take out entire armys Le boin: 4k hp Or Some eraser 20k hp Pls be in a vid
Lord gravey at 100% has 750k not 2.25 million
Shit I forgot to mention that lord
Gravey is at his highest magnification (300%)
@@Jabnybtha shit W H A T
@@Jabnyba doge can beat any unit in the game if magnified enough
For the first one, he doesn’t actually make the explosions with his sword but instead does a couple of slashes setting up a good area where he can shoot it with the musket on his tail, and then it blows up.
If an apple deals more damage than fire, than I see why doctors don't like apples.
the battle cats is secretly the battle memes
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAA BUDDY YOU GOT THE WHOLE CROUD LAUGHING 🎉🎉🎉🤣🤣🤣😂😂😂
😐
real
The Goddess who created everything (Gaia does 47,430 Damage) Vs. Some random demon with anger issues wielding a burning club (Balrog Cat does 63,750 Damage)
The final form of a literaly satan Demon that oneshots everything that it finds (Lasvoss reborn):
68000 HP
A random dog with green lines (Relic doge):
75000 HP
PLSSSSS DO THIS
Btw this is an another:
Literaly a giant gorilla with secret and umbeatible Powers (Zero luza):
4M HP
A goofy ahh cat with punky hairs (Manic mohawk enemy):
4.8M HP
Gargantuan horned beast, spitting vicious
thunderbolts that shake the very firmament. (Gladios)
(4,787 DPS)
Or
Babies (Baby cats)
(5,969 DPS)
A cat doing less damage than a 2 oversized little girls
no offense but galaxy gals are universal on there lore rather than white cat.
That’s battle cats for ya
@@Afropeashooter30 bye what?☠️
@@ihatemyvideossomuch2448 the only thing that makes sense about galaxy gals is that dioramos has more health than kai
@@Afropeashooter30 im tlking abt there lore not there stats u dont get my point☠️
Lord Gravey isn't someone's grave he's a misunderstood gentleman
*i will never unsee idis legs*
Thanx for mentioning my comment from the other video
Holy shit im early
Good vid btw
Jab breaking the algorithm: ROUND 2, FIGHT!
Jabnyb trying not to show he plays IA challange (impossible)
Elizabeth is tanky af later on btw.
The second one had me laughing
Another one that works for the last one would be _Some girl with a sign_ (Ring Girl Cat) Attack: 12,155
Would be funny if you named it "Your dad" 0:13
A skinny floating dragon vs the blue version of it
"a very huge modern machine that fires an unstable but insanely powerful blast"
Me having that unit but barely killing with it cause its oddly slow:
(unit name is doom engine pandora. it evolves from mighty crystal muu.
its a legend rare gl with that 😢 )
me after being recruited in the cat army as a lil cat that somehow almost has the same atk as my dad
Goofy ahh item asylum sounds
man that was something i dont know, but it was something
Who wants aku cat bosses to be similar to manics (unlocked after beating)?
Mushroom cat dmg : i forgot
What a nice tree i love tree dmg : 99999999999999999
Hunter girl that hunts monsters with her big bow.
(Huntress Terun)
(450 Range)
OR
Random fish with crown
(Mola King)
(491 Range)
It's so funny I can't
RIP Headphones users 0:13
Who has more hp
A giant elephant thats bigger than probably 5 cars stacked on each other and can take out entire armys
Le boin: 4k hp
Or
Some eraser
20k hp
Pls be in a vid
all of these make sense just the first one is eh because those aren’t just someone’s children
Do same video but only about enemis
Last one😂😂😂😂😂
If lord gravey can be killed easily then wicked axe is easy
Just need anti akus to do the trick
@@asdfcat123 yeah
That's funny😂😂😂😂😂
This is not 1 hour long 😞
ELLLOOO
hi:3d:
How u doin
I liked that u used item aslyum ver. Of filibuster song
you play item asylum?
Chamaleon with 3 traits and the ability to change his trait (Johnnyleon)
HP: 3.000.000
Smoll cat with spiked hair (Li'l Mohawk Cat)
HP: 3.200.000
bnuuy
THAT'S IT AM GOING TO PLAY 𝓡𝓞𝓑𝓛𝓞𝓧
*xoןqoɹ*
You are a child.
bro commented the most random comment on the most random video which doesn’t have anything to do with the video and isn’t funny (joke lol)
Not funny, we didn't ask
A cat carrying literal explosives.
( aka bombercat)
Does 833 DMG.
or
A literal fish with a crown
( aka mola king)
Does 20740 damage.
Bombercat’s bombs are cartoon bombs, it says so in his description
uwu owo
Bro rlly just said price of money
what
@@lunatuna_ translate it lel
Very nice
These translate are just random
ahh yes. [click read more]
"someone's grave"