battle cats stats that makes no sense (RETURN #4)
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- Опубликовано: 17 сен 2024
- song used: • Surasshu - Eek! but it...
anyways i've come to a conclusion to not edit in premiere pro because its hell
big thanks to @Resetde and @paulineyt1933 for submitting stats that makes no sense!
#battlecats
I MADE A HUGE MISTAKE AT 0:36,
i forgot to replace the stats ,btw heres the correction
Catasaurus: 1775.81 DPS
Child of Destiny Phono: 1770.83 DPS
Kk
Bro all your videos are genius
Included this one also that shouldn't be a big deal:) so here is mine:
an axe cat who sharted on his body somehow
(Brainwashed axe: damage 25)
Literally the same thing except the shart started glowing and the shart stripes disappeared
(Crazed axe: damage 130)
Also sorry if this isnt funny but idk if it makes sense or not
I meant that I have one for the next one btw sorry for the typo
Can you give me some battle cats lore, if you know any :P
Walmart Yoshi is personal 💀
New low effort comment unlocked? 😱
that goofy ahh penguin could deff rip so many ahhses just by breathing
A cat with a katana(ninja cat): 476 dmg
Leg with tights (crazed sexy leg): 5220 dmg
0:31 boy that cat aint cosplayin at this point 💀
Saying it again:
A Cheesecake-liking worm that wants her head (Snake Charlotte)
Attack: 12,000
She wants revenge (Mami Tomoe)
Attack: 39,780 (at level 30)
as a person who haves this crazy fish, i can confirm it is relatable
With 1 is better
The alien that can makes some † to attac enemies or the same thing but white
And some lil helpers
Bro really called kapa a random ass penguin 💀
A alien that can make craters on the moon
A lion that escaped from the zoo
Don't forget how some poodle has stronger stats than a LITERAL HIPPOPOTAMUS
Dang wall: 6800 hp, Wall with clothes: 10200 hp
An evil face owned by an cursed black mask with dark powers (Black Okame):
24000 damage
A goofy ahh eraser that falls like an asshole (Li'l eraser enemy):
30240 damage
PLSSSSS DO THIS TO (i know, i just created a no sense stat but pls this is too goofy ahh)
What's this music called? I swear I hear it everywhere in all types of versions but I can't find out what it is
its in the desc
The penis (Eek!)
An ancient clay statue for dead people (Haniwa Cat)
HP: 5.440
The same statue with different skin (Haniwanwan)
HP: 300.000
Man using a bow to attack from safe distance (Archer)
Range: 500
Walmart Princess Peach (Princess Punt)
Range: 1.300
A guy with a tattoo and floating black particles (mythical titan)
Attack 4760
Same guy but kidnapped the kids from the local daycare (cats in the cradle)
Attack 59500
Walmart yoshi got me 😂😂😂😂
*W* *A* *L* *M* *A* *R* *T*
*Y* *O* *S* *H* *I*
0:03 sound effects?
ruclips.net/video/B8alqfMcXVE/видео.html
0:03 ahhhh
A creature that can create literal black holes: dmg 25500
A fucking baby: dmg 37400
Kappa Jr isn't a penguin, it's an urban legend called river god (河神）
You cant underestimate dad strength
zarth zader 👹
Ramiel don’t make explosions
You haven't even seen the unit if you say it doesn't make explosions
I mean in the anime.
Also, yes, I have seen it
I think that was a turtle not a penguin
Its kappa a mytjical creature in japan but yea kind of a turtle
Um actually it’s not a penguin but a yoki known as a kappy
Silly announcement check
magolor
I dont think penguins eat humans
Hippoe
Insert dmg
Hippoe but with wings
Insert dmg
hello
hi
Try cheetah cat🗿
jabbur😶
Drunk driving
injecting met-
-amorphine
The guy with the same vid format just uploaded 1hour ago...
yeah ik, that guy gave me credits don't worry
I did
Hurrah! My comments exploit by half!
the last one is just lying? both of those numbers are wrong
i forgot to replace the stats💀
thanks for the correction!
ah i see
Wher is price bois(new stupid ifea btw)
E
Erron black cat lost to a pea sized birb 😔
That show that my baby is one step ahead of everyone