Jankyson same except I splashed fire resistance then the last guy put lava on me I didn’t die so he said “I don’t wanna play with a hacker” and jumped off the edge, I was bored and was watching my screen not doing anything. He reported me xD staff stood for me when the a different staff asked, because I’ve played with staff lololol
Bro I won’t lie this is exactly how my therapist introduced me to the idea that wanting life to stop but not doing anything about it is still being suicidal
"I had a giant headache and the only thing I could think of is how much i wanted to die, but now i feel better and i only want to die the average amount." -Technoblade
Wow, he really did die young. I’m so glad we have these old videos of him, I didn’t appreciate them until I realized they were the good old days. Even the older videos feel like the highest quality of entertainment to me now. Rest In Peace, Technoblade. I only hope he uploads a new video after he defeats God.
It still hasn’t properly sunk in yet, but i’ve come back to this video because this was one of the first technoblade videos i ever watched. I remember falling in love with his storytelling and his sarcastic humour. I hope you rest well Alex, you really touched my heart when i was 14, and through the toughest of times, the sketchy upload schedule of Technoblade really helped me forget my meaningless teenage difficulties. You will never die in our hearts. And you certainly will not be forgotten.
5:08"Ptain" is a French abbreviations of "putain" that could be translated as "biatch" (but it's usually used to say that you miss something and rarely to insult)
Technoblade in 2017: Wins game of Skywars with a pickaxe Technoblade in 2020: Kills Quackity in a 1v1, using a pickaxe Conclusion: TECHNOBLADE NEVER DIES!
To be honest, I just started watching this channel today, and I LOVE it! The titles have my entire family cracking up, and I am a huge fan of Skywars. 10/10
Technoblade thought he was sent to hell but he remembered it was a bed wars map and the sinners were made into nerds he wasn’t being punished he was the punishment
7:04 for the next few seconds is just so amazing... like i would freak out and die cuz i wouldnt know i had pearls there and i would panick cuz my health was being destroyed and just the clamness... just *switches epearls to hotbar* " and all my health is gone" casually epearls to random base .... just awesome techno
You are playing sky wars: kalm Technoblade joins: panik You have full diamond and he has just a stick: kalm He has a stick and leather boots: mega panik
"I only want to die the average amount" Is a shockingly relatable and measurable thing tbh
agrees
It always cracks me up every time I listen to the video lmao
that bad, huh?
I have it as my ringtone lol
Same
3:55 I legit was afk one time and i came back to the victory screen
Jankyson same except I splashed fire resistance then the last guy put lava on me I didn’t die so he said “I don’t wanna play with a hacker” and jumped off the edge, I was bored and was watching my screen not doing anything. He reported me xD staff stood for me when the a different staff asked, because I’ve played with staff lololol
@@rcccccccr doesent sound legit
@@rikeshgurung834 it's probably legit since the average sky wars players iq is 0.0001
Sand Underman yee this was also 2 yrs ago and they’ve developed actual brain cells. But I’m not joking lmaoo
@@rcccccccr but seeing theses are just months ago they've seemed to still haven't developed brain cells
Therapist: “how much do you want to die?”
Techno: “only the normal amount”
Therapist: “the normal amount is not at all”
Techno:
Techno: ' _my_ normal amount'
Yeah- didn't know that till I went to therapy
Bro I won’t lie this is exactly how my therapist introduced me to the idea that wanting life to stop but not doing anything about it is still being suicidal
therapist: “how much do you want to die”
techno: “only the average amount”
therapist: “oh, seems like we have work to do…”
@@alexplaysminc.-.5922 our
You know, I wonder what Pig's parents think about this
Pig's Mom: "Honey is our son talking to himself again?"
Pig's Dad: "We have a son?"
LightningSaiyan
😂
LightningSaiyan he has a name you know.
DezlatedVibes -_-
Lol!
LOLOLOL
"There's no way my voice sounds like this I have FRIENDS."
Mood.
Bruh
Thanks for the comment. When I heard it I didn’t understand but now I got it lol he is just so funny
As a Vietnamese person, the intro was very wholesome to me for some reason
Same bro
Viet gang
Yeah
Same
Yeah viet gang:)
"I first heard my voice when I was like 12 and was like THIS ISN'T MY VOICE" legit me during my 7th grade "audio project"
when I heard my voice I legitimately wanted to die, It was so high pitched and disgusting.
@@ieatbread8130 opposite for me, mine sounds way deeper on camera than it does to me in real life
When ha said im only 17 years old i were thinking hes 25+
Wow you were deaf for 12 years?
Wow you were deaf for 12 years?
I just love the way Technoblade sounds depressed and dead inside xD
It's probably because of skywars
Exactly, I play skyward and now I’m depressed like HELL
Even though I’m only 11 yrs old
You are laughing at a man that has sadness do you feel good about yourself sir
This reply section is more cancerous than a terminal illness ward.
"you have to afk 23 hours or more or you die" Technoblade's alts during the potato war
He forgot to afk in the lobby...
when you've binge-watched all the Technoblade videos you can predict what he is about to say
@Paulo Dietrich Ah, a man of culture I see?
how did you know i was a man of good taste
@Paulo Dietrich " *And your next line will be "PVP!!!"* "
Jojo
what neeeeeeerd
"I only want to die the average amount" SAME
oAnubis - Rainbow Unicorn same :(
Same
me to 😃🔫
What's that? I die around...7 times in each bedwars game
SAME TOO
"I had a giant headache and the only thing I could think of is how much i wanted to die, but now i feel better and i only want to die the average amount." -Technoblade
Techno: "This name has a story attached to it"
Me: "Oh boi another technoblade classic"
No comments yw.
Vietnam
do you need healing
Hello another year later
I miss the "anyhow's"
Yeah me too man
I miss his 'Not even close'
@oskarek szydlowski I mean... He doesn't say it as much anymore.
This is where he learned to ues the pickaxe to kill quackity in the dream smp
I was playing a random bridge duel that ended in me and the other guy just pvping with our picks for no reason lel
"I was going to record another round but pizza just got here so.. Later nerds"
Pro gamer move
He pulled an MLG Pizza on us
Indeed
"I only want to die the normal amount now"
-Technoblade 2018
2017
_@Lisk 2017_
That didnt age well
I guess he didn't afk long enough.
I hope you found peace, Techno. We'll all miss you. 👑
o7
o7
o7
o7
7o
"I only want to die the average amount"
You profile icon fits this too well
Me to my counselor XD
“Ptain” is French he missed the “u” he meant to say “putain” meaning “women who does grow up stuff for money” and also used as “F*CK !” in French.
Yes
Eagle Master no time for french lesson but thanks
Le Phoque
or it was Phuque whatever you get the point
markjoseph ongaria how? The letters arent even next to eachother
Wow, he really did die young. I’m so glad we have these old videos of him, I didn’t appreciate them until I realized they were the good old days. Even the older videos feel like the highest quality of entertainment to me now. Rest In Peace, Technoblade. I only hope he uploads a new video after he defeats God.
How can he beat God when he can't beat cancer
because technoblade likes drop kicking orphans
@@leonardgregory3730 “technoblade died and cancer died with him. its a draw.” -a loaf of bread
@@leonardgregory3730 he did beat cancer, he just decided to die with it
i can see the new video title: "How i defeated GOD and won a second life"
Ur voice is way to deep for 17. Ur voice is lower than my dad and he is 43
It’s the English major in him if he becomes an English professor he needs to have a low voice it’s in the job requirement
HG 80 Can confirm
he will be the next trailer voice
hes just low
It’s his mic
*Warning: 40 year old man stabs children for coins and ruins their dreams. The police will look forward to this.*
Cy0rp haha!!
Cy0rp I hope the Forty year old thing is a joke but xD
Cy0rp bruh he's in college
No he's in *COLLEGE* top ten plays of the week Tony TNT with his amazing *Typing Skillz*
R/woosh
Been rewatching all his older videos, so nice to see so many others coming back to support the channel. R.I.P Techno❤
"It's actually my new hobby though you just walk up behind people and breathe down their neck until they realise you're there" I AM DYING 😂😂😂
Plot twist: he wasnt talking about minecraft
when he said "I only want to die the average amount" i really felt that
"I have a pickaxe and I'll put it through your teeth"
Technoblade 2020
I fuckin knew I'd find it somewhere
He realy does seem to have a fascination for pickaxes
4:20
this laugh will haunt me forever
420 LOL
BRUH 420 BRUHHHHHHH
Nice
Watch it again with subtitles. Wait till he says golden apples.
Just so Y’know, it’s at 2:48 I think
yea you do sound like you're 40 like your voice with-holds all the knowledge in the universe
Even though forty is still relatively young.
"Middle Aged".
or all the knowledge of guitars and shit
Since Techno died, his teachings still lives on. And one of those teachings involves ruining everyone's fun when they least expect it.
i completely forgot what happened to technoblade, until this video was recommended to me. i miss techno so much ❤
same here
Technoblade: “Maybe he just likes saying Vietnam”
Me: *vietnam flashbacks*
OwO!
I, a Vietnamese, approve this comment
@@ebi._. OwO
@@saulgoodman2780 thank you, my comrade
I'm from Vietnam too, LOL
It’s fun to see that 3 years ago he still had a deep voice
The title: "No fun allowed"
Me at my friends house: hey I got to go, techno said so
Well the title is accurate for the entire month of July 2022
Techno was the only person who can make the 100-200 star players look noob.
Rest In Peace, Technoblade
I got seven kills one day, and I won. That was my third win after 31 games...
I peaked so hard that game, I’m afraid I will never get a win like that
nice
this is late but once i got 9 kills
“I only want to die the average amount”
So still pretty high
That’s quirky
This is still a really good way to learn how to do Skywars. He gives a lot of passive tips and tricks just by playing
I read the title as "no pun allowed" and I was like well there goes 50% of techno's commentary skills.
Now that I think about it I don't think Techno really used puns all that much. He used more sarcasm and dark humour as his style
Fun: *exists*
Techo: I am gonna ruin this man's whole career
Years Later, Technoblade didn't know he would use another effiency 5 pickaxe to assasinate someone
9:32 the original "i have a pickaxe and i'll put it through your teeth"
Techno's voice sound like he should be buff but then he's actually a scrawny 18 year old
imo his voice fits a scrawny 18 year old... i can see it
Are you the real tecnoblode
Woah is this the real tecno blode
@@isakurs woah is this the real oof head
Looks like that curse got him
It still hasn’t properly sunk in yet, but i’ve come back to this video because this was one of the first technoblade videos i ever watched. I remember falling in love with his storytelling and his sarcastic humour. I hope you rest well Alex, you really touched my heart when i was 14, and through the toughest of times, the sketchy upload schedule of Technoblade really helped me forget my meaningless teenage difficulties.
You will never die in our hearts. And you certainly will not be forgotten.
The efficiency V pickaxe with strength and speed goes through his teeth.
5:08"Ptain" is a French abbreviations of "putain" that could be translated as "biatch" (but it's usually used to say that you miss something and rarely to insult)
as a french i think that would be really plausible
9:32 So this is when Techno perfected his pickaxe skills enough to kill Quackity
7:34 the best song that i heard lol
*when the stans rewatch Technos old videos and find out a general base for his age :*
me over here : *"i only want to die the average amount"*
I met a guy on Hypixel today whose name is Vietname, wonder where he got it from
Ptain is for "putain" that means "dawmn" in french
Yes
Yah
Yep
oui
Oui
going through his old vids is heartbreaking why tf did he have to die
Ik it's so heartbreaking 💔
R.I.P
"THEY WONT LET ME VOTE" xD
-feminists,1848
This is genuinely to this day my favorite episode
Someone: *spawns a creeper*
Technoblade: NO NO NOnononono NOT THA POKEMON
help me with my taxes
no
Ohmygod lol
What is this heresy
techno: *loses 3 hearts*
also techno: Nope. This isn't happening
Technoblade in 2017: Wins game of Skywars with a pickaxe
Technoblade in 2020: Kills Quackity in a 1v1, using a pickaxe
Conclusion: TECHNOBLADE NEVER DIES!
And that he loves using picks as weapons
Technoblade is dead😢
@@Victor-- nah fam he just ran out of competent challengers and went to figth god
5:02 "don't doubt me" he says while neglecting to realize that he has boots.
To be honest, I just started watching this channel today, and I LOVE it! The titles have my entire family cracking up, and I am a huge fan of Skywars. 10/10
Well ik this comment is late (very lol) but you’ve discovered a gem of a youtube channel, and my favourite to this day
Well. His ded now so...
regular skywars player: please have mercy
technoblade: there is no mercy
yes vietnam a country
hey i am from vietname to iam vietnamese
người vn :)
Hé lô
Teo là VN
How to spot a vietnamese:
Uses this icon :))))
Next nickname: TotallyNotATechno
Technoblade thought he was sent to hell but he remembered it was a bed wars map and the sinners were made into nerds he wasn’t being punished he was the punishment
8:00 rapping faster than eminem while talking about minecraft
i always wonder if the players in techno's videos see themselves
"i have friends this possibly can't be my voice"
i relate so much
Techno sounds like a guy you would find in the parking lot and is like, "Hey, hey want some candy?"
I was chillin on my couch watching this and then.... Techno said he was 17 and I was like
WUT
6:15 this man lowkey playing on a controller
damn, i guess he forgot to afk for 23 hours a day...
Lmao
damn he already beat the cancer it was just the afking that got him
"I only want to die an average amount"
*Yes c:*
I almost had fun on hypixel. Thanks for putting me back on track.
Techno playing fortnite with his dimond pickaxe 9:39
7:04 for the next few seconds is just so amazing... like i would freak out and die cuz i wouldnt know i had pearls there and i would panick cuz my health was being destroyed and just the clamness... just *switches epearls to hotbar* " and all my health is gone" casually epearls to random base .... just awesome techno
this coming up in my recommended 5 years later is gold. when i’m older, i’m forcing my kids to watch this:)
9:08 rare footage of the birth of *TOOTHPICK*
Yeah
Oml when I heard you say "ptain" I almost spit out my pizza I laughed so hard
ill always love your skywars videos techno, RIP
Rip
this title is why techno is a positive role model for children 😂😂
😰
9:00 " Sharp Efficiency Five! " Technoblade 2k17
"I only want to die the average amount"
- Technoblade
Rest In Peace Technoblade I loved your videos and your humor, your viedeos were the best skywars ones I've ever seen. Technoblade never dies!
Why is it that whenever he plays skywars some dude will just be there like “ye I can beat techno, ez,”
It's those eboy skin dude's with some depressed name where the vowels are x or q and they click at like 69 cps
@@verpix4956 soo...gamerboy08? /s
@@verpix4956 with 420 FPS
@@azureaqua_1177 lmao
8:21 little did he know that the pickaxe saved his life 3 years later
you fought in the vietnamese war, how did you forget?
I havent learned about him in vietnamese history yet.
I from vietnamese
Katori ArtTM The correct sentence í: I'm from Vietnam
Or: I'm Vietnamese
Or I’m from wooosh
@@LamNguyen-fd4po U mean vietname?
I've basically binged watch most of Techno's videos so i can predict what he's going to say
oh, then tell if technoblade is the best or dream
@@moscow6628 Dream is better at speedrunning, Techno is better at pvp, Minecraft has too much variety to say who is better overall
Why’s Techno So Good At Fishing Rods Like
Like Always?
9:19
he got a pickaxe
but in 2021
he shoved it up Big Qs teeth
"Hey there, so uh hows life doing?"
Yes.
Ah good I just want to die the average amount
Pretty good man, I died the average amount.
These videos hit so different now
This is the kind of content that makes me love this channel
This video is still in my recommends five years later when the creator is dead. That's how you know this is good content
You are playing sky wars: kalm
Technoblade joins: panik
You have full diamond and he has just a stick: kalm
He has a stick and leather boots: mega panik
10:49 America in WW2 looking at japan
This should not have made me laugh as hard as it did
Technoblade: Vietnam
Me (Vietnamese) POG MY COUNTRY
Just got this recommended for some reason
#BringBackTecnoblode
i love you all
wait u real
dream killer
i slaughter all dreams
tecno blode LOOOOOOOOOOL lets have kids XDDDDDDD
im high again