Bitzel Who are you to tell what time is and time aint', you're not time, stop pretending to be pig hater. This guy's obviously a chicken, don't listen to him.
"they'll think I'm crazy" "of course I memorized squidkid's sleep schedule! Is that even a question?" Edit: After Technoblade’s passing I feel obligated to pay my respects to such a wonderful person. As you can see by the sheer number of jokes and quips like this one I wrote a year ago, he was a person and a content creator who brought indescribable joy to 10 million of us. It pains me to see you go so soon Techno, but your memory will never die.
I love how even though techno has recieved objectively better fanart now that he's blown up, he still keeps this one sent to him years ago as his icon. thats either really wholesome or really lazy.
I only watch techno because of his quality outro, I just skip to it and give a like because of it is so amazing I especially love the part where there is an awkward moment for us to click on the video he put on screen keep up the good work techno!
He has so much energy because he is tiny, so his rage and excitement is bottled up and there’s so much pressure it just explodes so they generate energy like a generator
![Felix "Unfair" | [Stray Kids : SKZ-PLAYER]](http://i.ytimg.com/vi/Oswujxm2Ag0/mqdefault.jpg)
Y'ALL WONT STOP COPY AND PASTING THE SAME 3 JOKES ONTO EVERY COMMENT SECTION IM PUTTING MY FOOT DOWN
Technoblade omai
Technoblade did u just roast me sir KILL JOHN
Technoblade you killed a youtuber!!!!!!!!!
Actually, I haven't seen _that_ many birthdays and elbows lately.
WaIT! Techno has A FOOT OMG MY LIFE IS A LIE
"He walks into my room, grabs a sock, and walks out without saying a word."
Does he normally say words?
How do you have 400 likes without a single comment?
Chekhov yea i am also very confused
You have 700 likes and 2 replies wat- lmao
*Socks!!!???*
It's dobby
"I need to let him out every 3 minutes so he can sprint around for a full hour"
I don't think that's how time works, techno.
Bitzel I've never seen a comment from you with less than 30 likes
Arrow557YT Just wait for a few hours.
Bitzel Who are you to tell what time is and time aint', you're not time, stop pretending to be pig hater. This guy's obviously a chicken, don't listen to him.
Arrow557YT I told you!
Bitzel oh hi bit
"I should probably lay off the alcohol and stop committing murder, but whatever." -Techno 2k17
:P
Technoblade L
"I STAB MINECRAFT PLAYERS FOR COINSSSSSS" - Techno 2017
Every video corralates to this...
Brockthatnerd loool
go commit no memes
Technoblade to a random kid: "You are coins and that's all you ever will be."
Technoblade to Dream: "You are clout and that's all you ever will be."
4:00 3 years later he is still using it. That's how good it is
artist must be proud.
He's honoring the artist. 3 years ago, he probably still doesn't have 1 Million Sub. Now he does so the artist probably feels good.
Yea I just realized that
Its probably cuz he is too busy stabbing people so he didn't have enough time to change pfp
@@terrancebrooke9431 I mean the art is very nice.
"You don't have pants? Get outta here..."
-Technoblade the responsible shop owner
What no the only way they dont get service is no shirt or no shoes
relatable ngl
techno bout to pass hillary Clinton in subs again
well bois we did it, the Democrats are no more
Nugcon lol
@@Nugcon Anarchy will prevail!
"they'll think I'm crazy"
"of course I memorized squidkid's sleep schedule! Is that even a question?"
Edit: After Technoblade’s passing I feel obligated to pay my respects to such a wonderful person. As you can see by the sheer number of jokes and quips like this one I wrote a year ago, he was a person and a content creator who brought indescribable joy to 10 million of us. It pains me to see you go so soon Techno, but your memory will never die.
Yes
yes
I'm going to stop this chain before these orphans get out of hand
@@chickennumgit1055 block the orphans theyre escaping
@@muis9202 No escape for the orphans
Techno desperately trying to get his dog to bark so that we know that he is real and not a figment of technos imagination is amazing
"Imagine how far I could drop kick a dog that small" - Technoblade
wait techno isnt a 40 year old
@@barnetttorelli490 no lmao he is 21 and going to be 22 this year
Its only a foreshadow
Technoblade, this is just part of being a responsible pet owner.
E
🥺
Technoblade is the worst ok
@@1540i lmao ur name
@@dietmilkk whatever
I like how 3 years later he still sounds the same.. a dead inside 40 year old man
4 years later and he is still using the art he mentioned in this video for his icon.
Edit: I forgot it was 2021 not 2020 lul
@@frogmanstoe 😂😂😂😂😂 techno impersonating tommyinnit 🤣🤣
Yet bow hes actually a dead inside 21 year old man
he's 27 actually
@@yeye42861 he is the same age as quackity
"I didn't ask for this! this dog was for my sisters who are now never home so my dad and I look after him. Anyhow, this dog and I are best friends"
"Techno get friends"
"He has none. Nerd"
Damn that outro chat is shade
wait techno isnt a 40 year old
Add1Minus1 no he's a 17 year old
Add1Minus1 Wwaaaaaat
wtf dude he's 50
Add1Minus1 no he's a 4 year old
Add1Minus1 no, he's a salty 8 year-old that calls hacks literally every time he dies in a video game
6:27 his voice went up 600 decibels and he turned into a 12 year old girl
YoMythical 😂💔
Haha yeah
seagull
decibals measure how loud a sound is not the pitch
@@abeeragarwal4516 nerd
5:26 He was simply building the Stairway to Heaven.
AND THAT'S A CRIME!
And he's buying the Stairway to Heaven.
No he’s trying to beat the fastest staircase world record clearly
Don't worry. He's there now.
a stair way to death?
4:15--5:35
I finally understood the meaning of the blood god.
What
He killed six people in under a minute wtf
@@ivy8562 and with a stone sword
@@sadiakhan2474 i mean hes won games by never using the keyboard im honestly not surprised
@@LilithLorenz yeah, hes one a 1v9 with a pickaxe and a 3v21. Who can really be surprised lmao?
“Oh hello Friend! Are you my friend?!
CCCCCOOOOIIIIINNNNSSSSS
Technoblade in a nutshell
Yes
@@yuyukooyunda7476 technoblade is the worstest
@@1540i found the dream stan lolololoooollll
@@chickennumgit1055 No
Wait mincraft players are coins?
My life is a coin.
dude everyone has skywars coins inside of them
you just need to find it and FREE COINS
vuurster wait I thought your life was a coin
vuurster eeeuuhjjj vuurster!
lekker vuurster
iHardcoreNijn_ WOW je hebt de 1e vuurster weggetoverd :o
Techno in sad tone: "You can't redeem your strength token"
1 second later, happy techno voice: "YOU CAN STILL DIE THO"
Coupon*
The lesson of this video: Dont give Technoblade a Sharpness 4 sword with fire aspect or you will ded
içinden geçerr
Don’t give him fist either
"When fighting technoblade, don't."
- a wise man on youtube comments
Turns out floof was using the energix kit the whole time.
floof used the scout kit
the man has sounded the exact same for 3 years...
"I was like 23 or something"
It's like the ancient one not being able to see past that point.
RIP King.
Rest in peace simple guy, who makes me and another 10,7 million people laugh every day... we will remember u, forever....
the wholesome part that techno keeps the fanart as his pic for almost 4 years
Its forever now 🙁
Remember kids. If someone says: "hacker"
Then u go: " *N O U* "
No u
No u
No u
No u
No u
"I don't deserve this, why do all these good things happen to me!"
BECAUSE YOU DESERVE IT TECHNO
I just met some guy on mineplex pocket edition and he had a pet pig named techoblade... it was lo key the best thing I've seen on that server
Zombossgamer Wtf you play PE xD
"MINEPLEX POCKET EDITION"?!?!?!?! XDDD
Pocket edition is basically PvP on crack everyone is either can combo you into the sky or theyre on mobile
DeadlyBlazeMC yeb
Lmao mineplex on mcpe has no maintenance, there is too many bugs
Gonna rewatch all his videos in the next few days, rip techno
You can't. I been trying but it's six months in and I don't think I'm even halfway done with a full binge of ALL of the content he produced
4:05 thag must feel proud of himself as techno kept this fanart his pfp for 5 years
8:39 welcome to another episode of climbing a mountain with technoblade
“you are coins”
me: ok
0:54 is how techno makes friends at school
@PIXEL Gamer why are u replying in a 2 year old comment
@@derushcore9514 why are you???!!
"He chewed my book--"
nooooo
THE ART OF WAR
The fact he quoted his exact age of 23, 6 years before his death.
0:11 23? the fateful age, we will always remember you in heaven my guy
He was too goated and foreshadowed his own death
If I die choking, it’s gonna be from drinking water while watching one of Technoblade’s videos.
6:25 he sounded like Skeppy right here
He did lol
Only if he knew he was going to die at 23 yrs old Rest in peace Technoblade and fligh high😔
“I should probably lay of the alcohol and stop committing murder” - technoblade💀
happy b day techno i can't believe you were 17 just 6 years ago. long live the blade
The fact that he said he wasn't 23 and he died at 23
That is scary. RIP
ikr i just noticed
Rest In Piece King
@@rambhasahu9277 peace
"Why do I have so many kills?" What happened?" Strength happened.
10:16 "techno get friends"
" he has none. nerd"
10:05 this is like philza trying to prove his wife is real
Man, to think, Amy The Mudkip made the youtube avatar for Technoblade, 4 YEARS AGO. What a legend.
for those of you who are wondering, he starts talking about his dog at around 7:50
I love how techno's playing with his dog while ingame chat hates on him in the background.
rest in peace 🥀😥 you did a lot for us, we will not forget you you will always be in our hearts ❤️
technoblade you should try to get sharp 10 in mega, I remember watching you get sharp 8
i just saw that vid
That's like a 0.01 chance to get it per game.
Jackiskcaj it’s better than nothing:)
"You are coins... and that is all you ever will be"
*quote of the year*
0:10 Ironic. Rest in peace Techno. You really were the best youtube on the entire platform, from your skills to your humor.
Sad thing is techno passed at 23,and in this video 6 years ago he mentions his final age
its called foreshadowing
He said people believed he was 23… the age he died… 😖😢😭
Six yrs later same channel pic
The pick will never be the old one as I t changes the pick for all the old vids
Techno playing skywars is probably the most calming pvp ever without any stress that he might die.Its nice to see him win every round~
Yikesss
My guy predicted his own age “Died at 23, well people will know he is 23, but he will forever be old in our hearts”
"Oh, limited time offer! You get to die as well"
when you and your friends make a suicide pact
"You are coins."
-Technoblade
Dying to technoblade is like getting a signed piece of murch. Everyone’s gonna get it regardless if they want it or not
i love how he still has that fan art as his profile picture today.
0:11
Guys, Technoblade can tell the future.
He was 23 when he died.
That’s what I thought.
Technoblade: cyberbullys everyone with a stone sword
Technoblade: LeTs MaKe A sHaRp 4 DiA sWoRd!
I love how even though techno has recieved objectively better fanart now that he's blown up, he still keeps this one sent to him years ago as his icon. thats either really wholesome or really lazy.
It’s techno. Both
7 years ago techno was 17 holy, how time flies.
Was recommended this today, reminder that your memory still lives on ❤
Dude this man makes me happy when i'm sad. I love his content and jokes
I glad this pfp was immortalized, starting one random day 7 years ago
Make another Cooking with Technoblade
4:01 years later and still using the same logo, talk about dedication
Technoblade doesnt do dark humor
Technoblade: I should lay off the alcohol and stop commiting mass murder
I miss him
I only watch techno because of his quality outro, I just skip to it and give a like because of it is so amazing I especially love the part where there is an awkward moment for us to click on the video he put on screen
keep up the good work techno!
"This is my new profile picture" 3 years later... And its still there :D
0:08 wow he predicted the last age of his life. RIP
Technoblade: "Limited time offer You get to die as well!"
4:00 its been 4 years and he is still using it
ikr
I find it funny how other people were trash talking him when he was trying to get Floof to bark into the mic
Technoblade exposed!!! H is being toxic to the poor mineman. 3:40 he puts an L out of stone. 1 like = 1 less toxic mineman
Fassi wo ww
Just dont
Wait there are like beggars on Techno’s channel? Aw shi-
One of my favorite videos. Rest peacefully legend
I’m watching this in 2024 I miss technoblade he is amazing
the same fanart has been going on as his profile till today
A wise man once said "you are coins"
4:00 it is 2021 and he is still using this it is so good.
0:09 foreshadowing
So this is when the pfp started!
ya
roses are grey violets are grey im colourblind and something that rhymes with grey
Speed Reaper lmao.
Sky PvP not only *colorblind* 😄
+Cy0rp the Australian spelling is colour ;)
Speed Reaper ik but you wrote: *grey*
also Au spelling
0:10 you sadly only got to 23 sad
true 😔
That was exactly what I thought. 😢
0:11 That number scares me.
When techno is drunk half of the world's population dies
0:11 Damn, predicted his death age.
WELL HE IS 23 NOW
8:53 “without saying a word”
my heart when he said welcome guys
He has so much energy because he is tiny, so his rage and excitement is bottled up and there’s so much pressure it just explodes so they generate energy like a generator
I love how he still has the same fanart as his pfp all these years later
not like he can change it now
@@Croixnotadrink I know
"I just remember stabbing a bunch of people" Technoblade 2017
I just remember dying a lot.