I like how in both the tube ride and the fall it’s Jonese1234 and then immediately afterwards it switches to someone else. I guess Jonese1234 is just the best at waiting through cutscenes.
And when Weatley was questioning if you were solving them correctly, as you float across the room to the exit. And then later he wants you to solve then ten times as fast, impossible.
They clipped into the turret and basically got stuck inside it. If you load a save where you are stuck in an object, you are teleported down a few units. You can go out of bounds with this trick.
What it isn't comment awards, it's a meme valve tried to make in portal 1. Hoopy the hoop was a hoop that landed in front of you at the end. No-one noticed though, and the cake became the meme.
45:00 - 46:00 COLOR ME IMPRESSED! Not as technically impressive as the rest, but such a clever use of the physics in a novel way nonetheless! I'd never heard of this category, but it was SUPER FUN to watch!
Finally, I can delete the multiple terabytes of frames I have over about 7 months of you guys improving segments by 4 frames heh. Seriously though, good job to all involved.
I rather like speedruns of this game, because due to the fact that movement in-game is so structured and the maps so confined, you can't simply use raw speed- *50:09** - **50:18* -...well, you *can* use raw speed to arbitrarily skip half the map, but you have to get creative about it, I mean, you can't just ABH your way to the elevator.
It's been a long time. I'm happy to see this finally come to fruition. This run is absolutely brilliant! I loved every minute of it. So, let's put our differences behind us, for science... you monster. ;-)
To my credit, I can actually sing now. But, I do love that I, unintentionally, started some kind of Portal speedrun community singing meme. I hope Valve makes some more single-player games with end credit theme songs that contain vocals. ;-)
same as 27:12 it is called SPD-Super Physics Derform(ation) cube is stuck under elevator/lift at the end or under the tile at beginning so it pushes the player away & getting the good push we can do stuff like this.. and the same happened at the beginning when we get the portal gun 14:37 you can see the cube getting stuck when we grab the portal gun :^)
its a meme in the SourceRuns community from a russian AdrenalineGamer player that doesn't speak english very good and he also uses "D" as ":D" (the same way russians use ")))))))" instead of ":)))))" , also you might see "tolk" , "understund" too
_”Now please return to your bed”_ *Moonwalks away* Also PotatOS: I think I can break us out in the next chamber, just play along for now Per0culos: I can break myself out, thank you very much
...no, he's saying "BOX YOUR STUFF", as in. putting your stuff. in a box. so you can take it with you when you leave. he's firing an employee. I mean the thought of Cave firing a box is amusing, but-
Corporate needs you to find the difference between this picture and this picture. Speaking normally. Jumping wildly. Main character: *Jumps frantically.*
Her initial fall was broken by the boards and we don't actually see how she lands, just her getting up, so she very well could have hit the ground standing and then fallen over.
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"If the laws of physics don't apply in the future, then god help you."
Runner: **Jumping on a cube in mid-air.**
Laws of Physics: "I'm a potato."
I eat potatos
*slow clap*
Good that’s still working.
Then he starts floating *physics.exe has stoped working
Laws of physics: How are you holding up? Because I'm a POTATO
Online Yeet
PotatOS?
It's kinda cute how at 27:05 the speedrunner starts shooting portals to the tune of Glados' humming while in the lift
zack snack you Dont?
I like how in both the tube ride and the fall it’s Jonese1234 and then immediately afterwards it switches to someone else. I guess Jonese1234 is just the best at waiting through cutscenes.
His name is jonese1234 cus he can count to whait alot
GarfieldofFields dont ask me i dont know
I think its that they had to get out of the tube before wheatley punches it down
ninty
you tried
GarfieldofFields yes waihthaitahahaaiaiat
And when Weatley was questioning if you were solving them correctly, as you float across the room to the exit. And then later he wants you to solve then ten times as fast, impossible.
Hahahaha
Michael Clauss *them
"Hah, I like your style you make up your own rules" *meanwhile flies through spacetime to reach other end*
Silver Arrow if laws of physics don't apply in the future, make up your own laws of physics
I mean, that's the kind of stuff Cave Johnson would love if it actually happened in canon...
"MAKE THAT MAN OUR NEW SPOKESPERSON! I LIKE HIS STYLE!"
*has just solved a puzzle by flying over the entire thing* "Are you sure that you're solving these correctly?"
"The testing area is just up ahead, the quicker you get through the quicker you get your 60 bucks."
(does it under a minute)
I guess they wanted their $60.
@@enbymina thats $3600 an hour.
@@jonahpatton8879 Not bad.
I think that qualifies for a $100
@@cupofspiders5830 $60 is what Cave Johnson gave test subjects when they completed the testing
"You're navigating these test chambers faster than i can build new ones."
Never been more accurate GLaDOS
“Are you absolutely sure you’re solving these correctly?”
Yeah, you’re supposed to be flying and floating around
Lol
xddd
*GLaDOS: "For the record, you don't have to go that slow..."*
Me: SLOW?!!
8-9 seconds is TOO SLOW.
GO FASTER
this implies that our character can move faster than light
Chell is Reimu, she just float out of reality and reached GlaDOS and Wheatly
How come this guy has 246 likes and yet me who commented almost the same thing literally right above this comment has no likes???
@@The_Redstone_Robot because you practically copied his comment. And now you’re whining about it.
Are we just gonna ignore 5:58? He perfectly threw that cube on the button!
Frektel Films hi do you remember posting this comment? It only got 1 like every month?
Ikr that was amazing
[GD] The Emerald Void {TEV GD} OLD CHANNEL 2 now
The Cooking Lizard Yeah after I replied it got extremely boosted in likes for some reason..
Well, this is a segmented run. So yeah
28:37 I have no idea what happened, but i'm impressed.
Turret save and load glitch.
They clipped into the turret and basically got stuck inside it. If you load a save where you are stuck in an object, you are teleported down a few units. You can go out of bounds with this trick.
chell had sex with the turret and because it felt so good she instantly felt out of this world
i don't hate you
isla chell wanted to go inside of turret's vagna and it failed
Btw, I absolutely loved how impressive was Jones1234 segment from 40:30 to 41:45. *Slow claps*
Yeah, I do also like how they need a special man even for those parts where nothing is needed to be done :D
Jones1234 had one occurrence besides the parts where you wait. He did the start of future starter, where he got an amazing shot! D
I think Swagatron's is better
Wasn't he SO fast?! How could he have gone that fast!?
Oh, wait...
Sounds like something Jones1234 would say...
1:05:02 - Wheatly speaks about the crouch fly glitch xD
Abc Defg actually tru tho
Abc Defg What does the waiting before getting into the elevator do? Also how did he do the crouch glitch without the blue beam?
Brother Faisal *Aperture Science Excursion Funnel
They just wait for the dialogue to get to a certain point so the elevator ride doesn't loop until it finishes
Abc Defg yea
1:09:40 "don't mind me, continue escaping"
Chell: float through saying "ok"
Rivvie Doktor 😂
*whistles on through the rest of their chambers*
“I should’ve claimed my 60 bucks.”
oof she would say that if she could talk she prob has no voice
"I am going to need you to solve these tests ten times as fast"
Chell: "Are you challenging me?"
Smooth Jazz will be deployed in 3...2....
You have trapped yourself. Congratulations.
lol
lol no smooth jazz for you
@@ChloekabanOfficial That was the smooth jazz
@@thewayfayer3268 oh
@@thewayfayer3268 plot twist
12:30
Simpletons: It's a metal ring
Me, an intellectual: It's Hoopy the Hoop
Film Bros Idk what you're talking about.
Reborn Ninja hoooopppyyyyy!!!
Krayl25 yes RIP COMMENT AWARDS ON GRAHAM THE CHRISTIAN
What it isn't comment awards, it's a meme valve tried to make in portal 1. Hoopy the hoop was a hoop that landed in front of you at the end. No-one noticed though, and the cake became the meme.
Ikr
59:20 Dont you love it when you stare at a blank wall for a long time and now you are cappable of levitating through the room?
45:00 - 46:00 COLOR ME IMPRESSED! Not as technically impressive as the rest, but such a clever use of the physics in a novel way nonetheless!
I'd never heard of this category, but it was SUPER FUN to watch!
2:25 *jumps into Wheatley’s face*
7:35 “You have trapped yourself. Congratulations!”
17:20 That was awesome.
Finally, I can delete the multiple terabytes of frames I have over about 7 months of you guys improving segments by 4 frames heh. Seriously though, good job to all involved.
I rather like speedruns of this game, because due to the fact that movement in-game is so structured and the maps so confined, you can't simply use raw speed-
*50:09** - **50:18*
-...well, you *can* use raw speed to arbitrarily skip half the map, but you have to get creative about it, I mean, you can't just ABH your way to the elevator.
I second this
**steals a defective turret**
"now she cant use her turrets"
Sziemartin: *passes the test within seconds*
GlaDOs: *you don't have to go that slowly*
“For the record, you don’t have to go that slowly.”
the story of a parkor expert who learnt how to fly running through conversations with a bitchy rectangle and an annoying ball
Best description of GLaDOS and Wheatley yet
1:20:54
"ryhme"
ok lets try to do that speedrun again, it was horrible
It wasn't an any% speedrun. It was a 100portals% speedrun.
"if the laws of physics no longer apply~"
Uses a cube to to launch themselves mid air.
My favorite quote from this game is near the beginning. "We both said a lot of things that you're going to regret"
It's been a long time. I'm happy to see this finally come to fruition. This run is absolutely brilliant! I loved every minute of it. So, let's put our differences behind us, for science... you monster. ;-)
Maybe the similarities of credit singing are more poignant than our differences :D
To my credit, I can actually sing now. But, I do love that I, unintentionally, started some kind of Portal speedrun community singing meme. I hope Valve makes some more single-player games with end credit theme songs that contain vocals. ;-)
Michael Yanni y u r here?
Michael Yanni it's been a long time valve and there is no half life 3 that why people are breaking your games send this to valve
cute
45:30 Excuse me what
same as 27:12 it is called SPD-Super Physics Derform(ation) cube is stuck under elevator/lift at the end or under the tile at beginning so it pushes the player away & getting the good push we can do stuff like this.. and the same happened at the beginning when we get the portal gun 14:37 you can see the cube getting stuck when we grab the portal gun :^)
rebel felkelo 27:12 theyre in a lift
Block went jump
“Don’t go so fast.” *finishes in 3 seconds* “didn’t think you’d take THAT long”
Remember when Valve made games?
o o f
Half life kind of 3 but not really cuz valve can’t count higher than that
@@Mini1burger funny thing about that... Half-Life 3 confirmed is no longer a meme
@@JerW h a l f l I f e a l y x
And in September 2020 Left 4 Dead 2 had The Last Stand update.
That outro song
Potato Priorites which one ?
Rocket Digger the speedrun equivilancy of "want you gone"
I did that song for 10 speedrunners who would actually get the inside jokes, sorry to you and everyone else lmao
On behalf of the entire population minus those 10 people: It's okay. Do you have any other video game song arrangements?
@@PerOculos I enjoyed that genuinely, nice performance and very relevant lyrics to the run 😊
"Runners (in order of appearance):
PerOculos
Swagatron
Jonese1234
NeKz
Zypeh"
However Swag appears first lol
Sick Run!!!
YourAmazingGames what about raxportal?
I like how subtle the skips are.
Cube jumps.
Serious handy work.
Quick bunnyhops.
Clever cube placement.
Quick jumps to just-out-of-reach buttons.
i like how it says it was completed in 1:15:39 when at 1:15:39 the space core yells SPAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAACE!!!
that is when you truly complete portal 2
I thought there is "CHEATS!CHEATS!" spam, but there is just D. It's impressive.
Alibek Omarov whats going on with this "D"?
its a meme in the SourceRuns community from a russian AdrenalineGamer player that doesn't speak english very good and he also uses "D" as ":D" (the same way russians use ")))))))" instead of ":)))))" , also you might see "tolk" , "understund" too
9:31
“Hey! Oy oy! I’m up here!”
*Yeah me too*
It makes me happy to see that compulsively shooting portals at and in the elevators is present at all levels of play
Oh my God this whole video is just satisfying, I didn't know you can basically double jump with an object.
she: bae come ever
me: I can't, I don't have enough portals
she: my parents aren't home
me:
D
s h e
2nd Time I seen this meme in one of these vids
Ruben Vanderzeijden this comment is on every speedrunning video and its just fucking stupid tbh and not funny
_”Now please return to your bed”_
*Moonwalks away*
Also
PotatOS: I think I can break us out in the next chamber, just play along for now
Per0culos: I can break myself out, thank you very much
My goodness - this game is such a masterpiece. From the writing, to sound design, animation, voice acting, visuals - masterpiece!
17:14 Well that is obvious.
1:19:28 windows xp is starting...
The ending, rofl)
Amazing execution during the tests with the repulsion gel. I loved seeing the tactics they used to avoid using portals.
17:31 Um... I don't know what to say about this...
You can say that GLaDOS can’t keep track of how long it takes to solve a chamber.
It was definitely worth the wait.
I had to wake up early to watch the whole thing but it was worth it lol
RubiksImplosion *weight
Kess I don't get it. Am I dumb?
Naleksuh Gaben is fat. That's the joke.
It's a reference to Gocnak's twitch stream.
28:23 Are you still resting?
Yes
2:03 Wheatley has clearly never heard of personal space
50:20 (cave johnson firing a box for no reason at all)
...no, he's saying "BOX YOUR STUFF", as in. putting your stuff. in a box. so you can take it with you when you leave. he's firing an employee. I mean the thought of Cave firing a box is amusing, but-
Shiny Mega Rayquaza yeah, he said it together quickly and it sounded that way to me lol
15:42 I think the captions fit this lol.
Corporate needs you to find the difference between this picture and this picture.
Speaking normally. Jumping wildly.
Main character: *Jumps frantically.*
That 0 portal Crazy Box section is my favorite part of the run. I actually have the individual run in my bookmarks bar.
41:45 *Chell lands on side* Yeah, long fall boots help your FEET, not sides. Chell is dead.
Her initial fall was broken by the boards and we don't actually see how she lands, just her getting up, so she very well could have hit the ground standing and then fallen over.
I'm glad I stayed until the credits. Brought back some memories and hilarious outro.
1:07:10
I always wondered what happened to P-body after he ran away. I honestly didn’t expect him to despawn that fast.
When you scroll down because you wanna read some good comments, but they're all cancer.
D
IKR
yeah i always hate it
quotevg I thought cancer was what made the comment section so interesting. It's pretty much the only time cancer is half decent
F
GLaDOS: This first, simple test; which involves de-
Player: *bounces through the door*
GLaDOS:
GLaDOS: ...not bad.
The title is now “Prtl 2”
23:14 How to break the laws of physics.
Yes, that's the thing breaking the laws of physics... Nothing else at all.
Just because of that perfect throw at 5:59 I subbed. It was absolutely nuts xD
13:26 is the sound of my heart breaking
Out of all the tricks, glitches and of all the skill, the most impressive part was probably the singing at the end.
Kudos.
why even pick up the portal gun at 14:43 if your not gonna use it?
normanhayward you probably have to to progress the game
MattVideo Productions the next level would automaticaly give u it, just like the potatOeS or something om the portal gun
It must be picked up so the hatch doors start closing on the cube, glitching and giving it the insane push power for the jump.
Tychovk *PotatOS
Riffe520 ooh thats what it's called, thanks
Oh my god I've been looking for a complete playthrough of least portals for years. Such ingenuity.
RUclips was on autoplay for me while I was taking an nap, and I woke up to the outro song. It's like I had a robot husband.
It's not over until the fat turret sings.
"You're navigating these test Chambers faster than I can rebuild them"
I like how the speedrunner grabbed Hoopy for no reason whatsoever.
feels like some of these segments are rushed
Elliotbrou It is a speed run, though
by rushed i mean some segments seems a bit slow
Elliotbrou Sometimes you have to wait for elevator. the way to minimax elevator wait times requires you to wait them a bit.
I'm not talking about that lol. Like cave jonhson , test and some other can be improve by 1or 2 seconds easily. Even more
I agree, I'm seeing bad Bunnyhops, failed strafing, useless waiting... it kind of reminds me of Half-Life 2 Done Quick from 2006.
Glad to see people are still running this game!
I love P2's ending. This game is just beautiful. God, I wanna be 16 again.
Mad people you are that you made this rush come true.
Congratulations to all runners for the amazing gameplay and Valve for the amazing glitches :D
1:05:01 speedrunner(s): *sweats*
That ending was really nice c: It was completely unnecessary, but made it so much more interesting, thank you so much for that!!
That ending was killing
when the portal hit the moon and the portal count went to 100... that was pretty cool
It ain't over until the fat turret sings.
'You don't have to go that slowly'
Completed test in around 20 seconds.
Does anyone else feel like you just watched a movie and the movie just ended?
Ive been playing this game wrong for so long... i didn’t know I could fly
Does a Portal 2 Done with 99 portals in 1:19:39 beat this?
It's faster and beaten with less portals so it probably would
GLaDos: you should pace yourself, we have a lot of testing to do...
Me: really now?
have there been findings that can save more portals or is this still the best we can do so far?
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Ding as number of portal used reached 100
Fantastic run, guys. This felt like watching a movie.
Also, awesome credit song, haha.
me: I WANT THE PORTAL GUN!
*PerOculos uses defective turrets to fly across the room*
also me: I WANT THE DEFECTIVE TURRETS!
Wheatley : a nasty piece of mess she was.
Player:you mean that Wall
can I have a download link to that song
Here VOD: streamable.com/m6w2o
Or just MP3: hnng.moe/f/QqF
Never realised watching portal speedruns would be so fun
Impressive! Good work!
37:43 GLaDOS: "ohh, you were busy back there"
Chell looks at the toilet: "hell yeah, and it's far more powerful than a Portal gun!"
How do these people bunnyhop like that??? In Portal 2 i can't get a single one
Enter this in console
Bind mwheelup +jump
Bind mwheeldown +jump
Then flick your finger up and down the mouse wheel
Even speedrunners can't skip the mandatory wellness exercise.
6:32 he gets the portalgun
i love how many self references you made out of the voice lines by figuring out a different way