If you know ANYTHING about ANY of this, please leave a comment, whether it's first hand info, classified, theory, speculation, hearsay, rumors, visions, dreams, the shape of the clouds, a word on a label, something out of place, whatever it might be that you think or feel might be related to all of this, please share it with us! All the information you can provide will help us all get one step closer to understanding Jennifer's email, who and what she's involved with/in, and everything that has transpired! Link to the full text & images: ephemeralrift.com/jennifers-email/
I'm on the same boat, old friend of mine went to "A.S" he was very vague about it all and I hope wherever that is he's doing good. Hope it ain't those sketchy cult groups I use to hear horror stories about but I don't know enough myself.
A reclusive Pariah shining brighter than a thousand omniverses of Living Light, only the Great Tablecloth of J’regzulnur can save us now! Repent now or become mozzarella!!
This is peak satire of cryptic social media postings, when someone is fired up and assumes that everyone else knows what they're talking about. The mixture of pure comedy and channel character references just makes it better. I don't know what I would call this video, but I'm excited to see more. BTW, tell Peter that I said hi, and that I hope he is in the well.
I am sensing a theme with people who have names that start with J and incidents in the nineties... Cannot believe "Jennischart" would later do those terrible things in '99.
I've been so confused after what happened. Thanks for showing this. Its really helped clear things up a bit for me. I know who I'll be contacting soon.
A.S. Has to be Arkham Sanatorium, had an uncle sent up there when I was a kid because he saw claimed to see the face of the old one. If he did I doubt he could site the old speak backwards as clearly as he did.
after all the fawning and placing my emotional stability on jennifer, this is beyond gutting. to think i trusted her when i briefly got to see her at the plaza, she even gave me a knowing nod!!! to find this out makes me retch with a grim malaise
M's garden probably refers to Marvin's Garden, a common misspelling of Marvin Gardens from the game Monopoly, which is itself a misspelling of the Marven Gardens neighborhood in Margate City, New Jersey. Hope this helps.
I actually don't have a clue what this is about. I just think that even his regular speaking voice is relaxing and his mouth noises between pauses were giving me tingles.
There's no more to meeting someone in the past, than there is to discussing actions and interactions yet to have taken place, by and between people we've yet to encounter. Especially sonce the getting to know people rarely is as rewarding as the speculating about them. Im sure by this time, last month two years from now, it will all be cleared up. If nothing else, reality will step up to the fiction as usual to make any discrepancies disappear with some squinting.
at first i thought this was like some kind of internet scandal ER was addressing or something i mightve missed but this is actually some kind of cryptic mystery...... out of all the names i think i only recognize Peter. Isnt he gone or something???
Hadn’t dropped in for anything new from rift since, I don’t know when, so when this popped up I thought there was a thing happening, then about fifteen seconds in, I just folded up, and by the time he put up the email, I was howling.
The mystery deepens with each revelation. The demise of the Green Street Bakery and the eerie incident with the chickens under the moonlit bridge aren't just random events. There is a larger, darker plot. Could "the fork sings in J Minor" be a key to unlocking this? It seems too specific to be a mere coincidence. Lydia might be central to solving this. Did she collapse under the weight of her all-too-many burdens? I thought she was in the church choir, if she's my Lydia, she sings.
jen pretended to be my mother for 35 years and than she said it was a prank turned me back into a baby went back in time and left me with my real parents
Good now. I dont believe Jennifer has crossed the line this time. Frankly, in the midst of the confusion I recently contacted Jennifer, who honestly cleared things up quite a bit. She is concerned that everyone is making this to be something that it's not. Despite the email, I think it may have been a mix up, and there's always time for civil communication. Enjoy the rest of your yesterday!
😱OMG I m shocked. I will immediately inform the TVA to take action here. HWR needs to know all about this. This TL needs to be pruned by all means for our all sake. They will send HB15 straight to the second Wednesday of last month to do the Job. I hope it will not be too late. Save the STL!!! I will check ERs channel in the next to the next to the next to the next to the next to the next to the next days if Jen’s Email is finally gone.
Even though the Ghost Of Yōtei trailer just dropped, I still think this is more impactful😱🙏 tnx for adressing this absolute historical moment... I must be dreaming, SOMEBODY PINCH ME!!
Alright so I haven't seen the email, but from what I've heard and if it's true either wholly or partially (or not at all), I have to say this is rather unsettling to say the least. I didn't think that things had reached such a point that she felt she had to send something like that. The repercussions in the long term could have a definitive effect on everyone directly or indirectly concerned and on those who, like me, are not remotely concerned.
Hey rift. While I’ve watched your asmr and vlog/driving content for many years, I never watched your nature videos that weren’t asmr related. I thought “I just don’t like it I guess” but I realized why because of this video. Your sense of humor is comedy gold. You are hilarious in all of your videos, especially asmr. The nature videos weren’t as fun for me because you weren’t in them as much. Just a thought. Keep being awesome, and I hope you are doing well, preferably, splendtastic.
Gilmer is the key to finding Jennifer. It's the message that most people covering this have missed. J minor only exists in incorporeal music. Time works differently where she is that's why her sister will meet Juan last month but most importantly the bagel HAS ALREADY been jellied.
My friend received this email. Wondering how this is related to the incident where my friend met with its local authorities to talk about the “anomaly” my friend saw when shopping at Dave’s Thrift Shop.
ALCON - I knocked Jennifer up 10 weeks from now. My apologies. Ever since we discovered time travel, we've botched up the timeline so much that there are actually multiple versions of us wandering in multiple timelines. Be careful with the chocolate chip cookies and the loppers. Sincerely, Jed. 🤘🍪🤘
The line "Gilmer: The bagel is jellied and the fork sings in J Minor." really stands out to me, I think that the J minor part is referring to Jean, maybe he will be killed or something like that, the eraser photo for Jean helps me come to this conclusion. I ask that someone please help me understand everything we know about this. Please excuse me for not knowing anything about this, I have no clue about anything mentioned in this video, I am only speculating.
This is really sad. Jenny was a friend of mine. Also, somebody told me that you knew her when you were young. Is this true? I just think about all these things that I’ve done and hope I didn’t cause this situation. Regardless, everything will be alright.
Still don't know what kind of expectations Jennifer had with this, I mean WHAT WAS SHE THINKING?! She definitely isn't right in the head! You just can't even defend her anymore...
Could we get a breakdown video of 'reacting to Jennifer's Email' after more comes out? I think some details of the situation may have been lost on some.
I'm so goddamn late to this video but you know... I think it means something... maybe? I don't know... It gives me chills when put an ice cube down my shirt...
Holy f- no way you got this email. Sorry, I sent that email to the wrong person. I received it first and was trying to send it to someone else because there's a whole situation about this but I can't believe it legitimately went to you lol wtaf. I'm genuinely so baffled as to how this happened because I was sure the email I sent it to by accident (your email it seems) wasn't an actual email. I can't believe I'm part of this lore lmao I'm not complaining.
Jennifer obviously said it might be the next to the next to the next to the next to the next to the next to the next to the next to the next time to the last time they hear from her *because* she knows. She said it herself that time doesn't work the same where she is... it's totally possible that where she is right now is the *future* of everyone else's present. THAT'S how she knows where Lydia is. She only says "may be" to account for parallel universe shifts. I mean she would know, shes the one who went incorporeal.
Hey brother Long time subscriber I enjoy your shows very much I can see that this is worrying you very much. I do not know a thing about this but you had said if you had a comment maybe say it and who knows you might piece some things together One thing stood out to me, But my I guess two cents can offer you a little bit on that Abe and Charles to me I mean I don't know if they were in the drugs or whatnot I hope not I don't even know what the context of what happened after this email or whatnot but sounds like she's turning someone on to someone that can get it doesn't have to be drugs but some of that can get something for them how she says hey Charles has what you need just tell him I sent you. And that's all I can give you and it is probably way wrong but I can see that's bothering you so just thought I'd give you my two cents in I hope everything turns out well you find out what's up keep the good videos coming brother thank you.
I'm sure this is an imposter. Jennifer was the one who told Charles about Abe's plight. She knows that Charles would give her whatever she needs without referrals or asking 🤨 Also: The chickens have never bothered her before because of the... procedure, why would that be a problem all of a sudden? Btw: Has anyone else seen this strange ad in the "wanted" section of last week's edition? A barbershop on RIVER! Rd 15 (FIFTEEN!!) is looking for a "cheep vacum" cleaner. Why does no one investigate this?!
couldnt tell if this was an Ephemeral Rift universe bit or he had just found a crazy spam email in his junk folder and went with it. until jennifer made the J minor joke. that's a classic Ephemeral Rift style joke. then of course the A.S bit made it clear
Idk the part about the fork sings in J minor. That's Jenn talking about herself when she was younger and how Zoey knew that was going to affect her karaoke career 😢
If you know ANYTHING about ANY of this, please leave a comment, whether it's first hand info, classified, theory, speculation, hearsay, rumors, visions, dreams, the shape of the clouds, a word on a label, something out of place, whatever it might be that you think or feel might be related to all of this, please share it with us! All the information you can provide will help us all get one step closer to understanding Jennifer's email, who and what she's involved with/in, and everything that has transpired!
Link to the full text & images: ephemeralrift.com/jennifers-email/
I'm on the same boat, old friend of mine went to "A.S" he was very vague about it all and I hope wherever that is he's doing good. Hope it ain't those sketchy cult groups I use to hear horror stories about but I don't know enough myself.
A reclusive Pariah shining brighter than a thousand omniverses of Living Light, only the Great Tablecloth of J’regzulnur can save us now! Repent now or become mozzarella!!
Howdy 🤠
I think if we watch all your videos we can solve this mistery. The background clearly shows your floor. I think YOU are the solution to this puzzle
I think im going to write a letter.
This is peak satire of cryptic social media postings, when someone is fired up and assumes that everyone else knows what they're talking about. The mixture of pure comedy and channel character references just makes it better. I don't know what I would call this video, but I'm excited to see more. BTW, tell Peter that I said hi, and that I hope he is in the well.
What are you talking about? Stop making fun of the situation.
Nooo get Peter out of there, poor guy
@@PolarDistress = clueless
@@PolarDistresswhat are the chances of finding a tl player in this comment section
@@TheDreamingFerryman he was adding a layer of irony to the layer of irony
The Jennifer’s situation is crazy
Glad I’m not the only one who received Jennifer’s email
I still haven’t forgiven Jennifer for what happened in 92
Before my time but we're still talking about it. 😢
I am sensing a theme with people who have names that start with J and incidents in the nineties... Cannot believe "Jennischart" would later do those terrible things in '99.
Yeah, and it doesn’t sit right with me how she pretended that nothing happened afterwards. I won’t be missing her
Ah yes the perry incident
1892
STILL at the top of his game, after all these years. What a legend
Video starts at 0:00
Thanks man I coudn't find that part
You're a lifesaver
No way
Thank you, fine sir!
yes
Your top shirt button is a definite clue... I should probably go to the authorities but I'm trusting the community to get to the bottom of this.
Jennifer always gave off that vibe...
If you know you know...
this isnt just irony anymore, its straight up tungsteny
Steely. Aluminumy. Titaniumy. Leady. Zincy.
Thank you so much for sharing! It is important not to be silent on such events but to spread the word. sharing is caring!
So basically everyone got an email but me. Went from the friend zone straight to the quarantine zone.
Don't worry, I haven't gotten one either. Look at yesterday's obituary for further instructions. Hint: Duncan's favourite.
Did you checked your spam folder?
@@Sli_zertyup ☹️
I didn’t get it either mate
Right? Now I'm curious if I got this spam email chain 😂
how many layers of irony are we on?
like maybe 5 or 6 now, my dude
I really don't know what's going on in this video, could somebody explain
@@HadeTheRealso basically
@@HadeTheRealno
Yes.
Jennifer sent me an email just last week. It read: "BLOOD FOR THE BLOOD GOD!!! SKULLS FOR THE SKULL THRONE!!!" I'm still freaked out by it.
Aaaah... Chaos :(
Donation Nation
@@ZimtblutNo, the Salvation Army
It reeks of heretic
@@calcium_skeleton Dang!
As a Jennifer, I feel very concerned about this Jennifer! Wish I knew more! Or is it me? I myself will never know the answer!
I like to think this scenario is a Zoom meeting between members of the Sanitarium's HR department.
I've been so confused after what happened. Thanks for showing this. Its really helped clear things up a bit for me. I know who I'll be contacting soon.
A.S. Has to be Arkham Sanatorium, had an uncle sent up there when I was a kid because he saw claimed to see the face of the old one. If he did I doubt he could site the old speak backwards as clearly as he did.
Ms garden treatment too. There is a video of Margaret burying you in her garden.
I never trusted Jennifer. I've heard things that would make your stomach turn. She's definitely on a list somewhere.
I can't believe you can say something like that after what happened
@@Christian___ either she's fooled you, or you are on that same list. Only time will tell.
I've been researching Jennifer's Email for a long time now, but I am glad you made this video it was very informative, and will help spread awareness!
After the ukulele incident, I will never forgive her.
What?
@@Us_Puerto_Ricans_are_Hispanicif you have to ask what, then you weren’t involved. Keep it moving.
@Willow76ny What's your problem, dude? It was a question I came to this video because I am subscribed to ER.
@@Us_Puerto_Ricans_are_Hispanic I’m also subscribed. I’m playing along with the email and contributed my experience with her. 😉
Man i remember that incident, i still remember the look on #Redacted's# face
My reaction to this is exactly what one might expect from a classic Jennifer email. And I sincerely hope it’s exactly what it sounds like
This is exactly what I feared. I'm praying for her 😞
You’re an excellent actor - I’m convinced you’re a film star in another life
He really is!
I can't believe you're talking about this; get ready for the backlash!
after all the fawning and placing my emotional stability on jennifer, this is beyond gutting. to think i trusted her when i briefly got to see her at the plaza, she even gave me a knowing nod!!! to find this out makes me retch with a grim malaise
jennifer's email truly gives me the chills
I figured it out. The issue Jennifer was describing is strictly related to
Thanks for the confirmation, I always had a suspicion Jennifers issue was strictly related to as well!
@@Lifeinclined no problem. We're working as fast as we can on a solution. For instance, tomorrow we'll
M's garden probably refers to Marvin's Garden, a common misspelling of Marvin Gardens from the game Monopoly, which is itself a misspelling of the Marven Gardens neighborhood in Margate City, New Jersey. Hope this helps.
I can't believe what she did in that village in 1982. I just can't believe it.
glad you’re finally addressing this
I actually don't have a clue what this is about. I just think that even his regular speaking voice is relaxing and his mouth noises between pauses were giving me tingles.
This is like if my brain decided to make me dream about Rift being a drama youtuber. Scary
This is very deep. We’re going to have to elaborate more on this matter.
There's no more to meeting someone in the past, than there is to discussing actions and interactions yet to have taken place, by and between people we've yet to encounter.
Especially sonce the getting to know people rarely is as rewarding as the speculating about them.
Im sure by this time, last month two years from now, it will all be cleared up. If nothing else, reality will step up to the fiction as usual to make any discrepancies disappear with some squinting.
I think this is my favorite video of you in a long time! Asmr videos that make me laugh help me sleep soooo much better! I love it! 🥱😪😴💤
at first i thought this was like some kind of internet scandal ER was addressing or something i mightve missed but this is actually some kind of cryptic mystery...... out of all the names i think i only recognize Peter. Isnt he gone or something???
Hadn’t dropped in for anything new from rift since, I don’t know when, so when this popped up I thought there was a thing happening, then about fifteen seconds in, I just folded up, and by the time he put up the email, I was howling.
I've came here for your asmr and ngl this relaxing video is peak!
This is truly devastating. Unbelievable.
This is a crazy situation man, just now hearing about this. I hope Jennifer is ashamed for what happened.
was honestly expecting some sort of reference to "are we cool yet" at the end
How meta do you want to be?
Uncle E: Yes
I’m pretty sure Juan is responsible for all of it. I saw him and Jennifer heading to the old docks yesterday from my spot in the tree. Spooky stuff
The mystery deepens with each revelation. The demise of the Green Street Bakery and the eerie incident with the chickens under the moonlit bridge aren't just random events. There is a larger, darker plot. Could "the fork sings in J Minor" be a key to unlocking this? It seems too specific to be a mere coincidence. Lydia might be central to solving this. Did she collapse under the weight of her all-too-many burdens? I thought she was in the church choir, if she's my Lydia, she sings.
I love getting notifs from my favorite cryptid
Jennifer, I'm not angry. But I'm very disappointed.
You're a flamin genius, seriously. Best vid!
Night Vale vibes. nice!
Only agent Dale Cooper knows.
jen pretended to be my mother for 35 years and than she said it was a prank turned me back into a baby went back in time and left me with my real parents
16 seconds ago is crazy
It’s about time someone recognized the blasphemy coming from Jennifer. I’ve know she’s been a bad egg since 08.
We truly live in a society
COSTANZA
I swear you can make anything into a thoroughly entertaining video, Uncle E. We’ll do our best to help
i try! ;)
Good now. I dont believe Jennifer has crossed the line this time. Frankly, in the midst of the confusion I recently contacted Jennifer, who honestly cleared things up quite a bit. She is concerned that everyone is making this to be something that it's not. Despite the email, I think it may have been a mix up, and there's always time for civil communication. Enjoy the rest of your yesterday!
😱OMG I m shocked. I will immediately inform the TVA to take action here. HWR needs to know all about this. This TL needs to be pruned by all means for our all sake. They will send HB15 straight to the second Wednesday of last month to do the Job. I hope it will not be too late. Save the STL!!!
I will check ERs channel in the next to the next to the next to the next to the next to the next to the next days if Jen’s Email is finally gone.
Even though the Ghost Of Yōtei trailer just dropped, I still think this is more impactful😱🙏 tnx for adressing this absolute historical moment... I must be dreaming, SOMEBODY PINCH ME!!
Your recent artwork has been fantastic. Very well done and I applaud you sir. Citizen Kane style. Jennifer did nothing wrong.
Alright so I haven't seen the email, but from what I've heard and if it's true either wholly or partially (or not at all), I have to say this is rather unsettling to say the least. I didn't think that things had reached such a point that she felt she had to send something like that. The repercussions in the long term could have a definitive effect on everyone directly or indirectly concerned and on those who, like me, are not remotely concerned.
He’s not sorry for what he did, he’s just sorry he got caught 😞
Who??? Abe? Brian??
@@EphemeralRift all of them!
Hey rift. While I’ve watched your asmr and vlog/driving content for many years, I never watched your nature videos that weren’t asmr related. I thought “I just don’t like it I guess” but I realized why because of this video. Your sense of humor is comedy gold. You are hilarious in all of your videos, especially asmr. The nature videos weren’t as fun for me because you weren’t in them as much. Just a thought. Keep being awesome, and I hope you are doing well, preferably, splendtastic.
Also if you ever want to make a bunch of these kind of videos, I think it would be a very successful series
lmao did he just pick a random spam message and take a deep dive into it? this is absolutely hilarious
Nah, he 100% made the email considering all the references to his videos.
I Love you videos Ephemeral ❤
and i love your.... not videos
Gilmer is the key to finding Jennifer. It's the message that most people covering this have missed. J minor only exists in incorporeal music. Time works differently where she is that's why her sister will meet Juan last month but most importantly the bagel HAS ALREADY been jellied.
My friend received this email. Wondering how this is related to the incident where my friend met with its local authorities to talk about the “anomaly” my friend saw when shopping at Dave’s Thrift Shop.
ALCON - I knocked Jennifer up 10 weeks from now. My apologies. Ever since we discovered time travel, we've botched up the timeline so much that there are actually multiple versions of us wandering in multiple timelines. Be careful with the chocolate chip cookies and the loppers. Sincerely, Jed. 🤘🍪🤘
I've worked with Jennifer in the past.. this is not the first time she's done this let me tell you.
i am fed up, they cant keep getting away with it
The impression I get from looking at the picture kinda suspensefully indicates a severed head..
12 minutes in and I have no f-cking clue whats going on. Yet I'm going to watch it to the end for some reason
FNAF reference at 3:10
I recognized Abe! He’s that one President guy I think.
This is inconceivable what is Jennifer planning???
Picture says to me: "bit off more than they could chew"... lol
i’m so confused on what happened but there’s some hidden contexts in this email for sure tho Rift this is some crazy stuff good luck
Forgot there was a website, I always like a hint of personal engagement
Classic Jen.
The line "Gilmer: The bagel is jellied and the fork sings in J Minor." really stands out to me, I think that the J minor part is referring to Jean, maybe he will be killed or something like that, the eraser photo for Jean helps me come to this conclusion. I ask that someone please help me understand everything we know about this.
Please excuse me for not knowing anything about this, I have no clue about anything mentioned in this video, I am only speculating.
Idk what's going on but the picture made me hungry
This is really sad. Jenny was a friend of mine. Also, somebody told me that you knew her when you were young. Is this true? I just think about all these things that I’ve done and hope I didn’t cause this situation. Regardless, everything will be alright.
I've actually had the garden treatment done to me once!
Still don't know what kind of expectations Jennifer had with this, I mean WHAT WAS SHE THINKING?!
She definitely isn't right in the head! You just can't even defend her anymore...
Could we get a breakdown video of 'reacting to Jennifer's Email' after more comes out? I think some details of the situation may have been lost on some.
I'm so goddamn late to this video but you know... I think it means something... maybe? I don't know... It gives me chills when put an ice cube down my shirt...
Omg! An ARG! ❤ now I am gonna read that mail a lot
not an intetional ARG (i don't even know much about them/any) but if that's what this is or where we're headed, hey why not
Holy f- no way you got this email. Sorry, I sent that email to the wrong person. I received it first and was trying to send it to someone else because there's a whole situation about this but I can't believe it legitimately went to you lol wtaf. I'm genuinely so baffled as to how this happened because I was sure the email I sent it to by accident (your email it seems) wasn't an actual email. I can't believe I'm part of this lore lmao I'm not complaining.
🧢
Jennifer obviously said it might be the next to the next to the next to the next to the next to the next to the next to the next to the next time to the last time they hear from her *because* she knows. She said it herself that time doesn't work the same where she is... it's totally possible that where she is right now is the *future* of everyone else's present. THAT'S how she knows where Lydia is. She only says "may be" to account for parallel universe shifts. I mean she would know, shes the one who went incorporeal.
God I love this video idk what it id but I’ve seen it like 3 times now
Jennifer‘s Email situation is crazy
The tea leaves told me about Abe. We should have foreseen it.
jennifer arg crazy with this one
Hey brother Long time subscriber I enjoy your shows very much I can see that this is worrying you very much. I do not know a thing about this but you had said if you had a comment maybe say it and who knows you might piece some things together One thing stood out to me, But my I guess two cents can offer you a little bit on that Abe and Charles to me I mean I don't know if they were in the drugs or whatnot I hope not I don't even know what the context of what happened after this email or whatnot but sounds like she's turning someone on to someone that can get it doesn't have to be drugs but some of that can get something for them how she says hey Charles has what you need just tell him I sent you. And that's all I can give you and it is probably way wrong but I can see that's bothering you so just thought I'd give you my two cents in I hope everything turns out well you find out what's up keep the good videos coming brother thank you.
Wait till you see the email from Megan and Jake.
that's crazy, we are all cooked!
Jesus, Jenifer has to be one of the people of all time, I feel completely normal about this!
Haha crazy what Gilmer did next week. Doesnt help with Brian situation tho
I'm sure this is an imposter. Jennifer was the one who told Charles about Abe's plight. She knows that Charles would give her whatever she needs without referrals or asking 🤨
Also: The chickens have never bothered her before because of the... procedure, why would that be a problem all of a sudden?
Btw: Has anyone else seen this strange ad in the "wanted" section of last week's edition?
A barbershop on RIVER! Rd 15 (FIFTEEN!!) is looking for a "cheep vacum" cleaner.
Why does no one investigate this?!
😂 ok. After watching this , it occurs to me that fungus video also a comedy. Omg. You got me .🎉😅
no, fungus video real.
@@EphemeralRift dr darren schmidt fungus .sorry ! please check him out.
couldnt tell if this was an Ephemeral Rift universe bit or he had just found a crazy spam email in his junk folder and went with it. until jennifer made the J minor joke. that's a classic Ephemeral Rift style joke. then of course the A.S bit made it clear
Idk the part about the fork sings in J minor. That's Jenn talking about herself when she was younger and how Zoey knew that was going to affect her karaoke career 😢