Breaking Cities Skylines By Being A Crazy Dictator

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  • Опубликовано: 6 фев 2025
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Комментарии • 615

  • @iSorrowproductions
    @iSorrowproductions  5 лет назад +2318

    Every like is one person in my gulag.

  • @hitlermussolini5334
    @hitlermussolini5334 5 лет назад +846

    Criminals: i dont fear anyone
    ISP
    Criminals: but thats thing scares me

    • @GregoryMarkowski
      @GregoryMarkowski 5 лет назад +2

      Yesn't

    • @ryeonspeed
      @ryeonspeed 5 лет назад +6

      @@lordpent go back to your blonde wife

    • @Sinstarclair
      @Sinstarclair 4 года назад +2

      Walmart version of
      Heavy: I fear no man
      Heavy: but that "thing"
      (Insert meme here)
      Heavy: It scares me

    • @Vaprod12
      @Vaprod12 2 года назад

      You know isp isn't just anyone

  • @leeham5176
    @leeham5176 5 лет назад +526

    7:06 I actually winked back and now I’m scared sorrows watching me

    • @metafication
      @metafication 5 лет назад +31

      i winked too i think we might all just share the same strain of tism

    • @icantzucc4573
      @icantzucc4573 5 лет назад +4

      He is going to invade ur town

    • @medhathobo
      @medhathobo 5 лет назад +8

      I winked right before he said it.

    • @DingoXBX
      @DingoXBX 5 лет назад

      actually thats kinda hot tho

    • @x3-LSTR-512
      @x3-LSTR-512 5 лет назад +3

      I winked under a blanket

  • @hillarytrump3157
    @hillarytrump3157 5 лет назад +326

    Ah yes, gives my historical accuracy a right good time seeing he used a Prison that Hitler already used for imprisoning political enemies.

    • @Raka_
      @Raka_ 2 года назад

      Yea nothing else

  • @belokamen2252
    @belokamen2252 5 лет назад +486

    Traffic rate: 92%
    ISP: I GOTTA MAKE IT WORSE! *demolishes functional roads, builds Lovecraftian slopes of madness*
    I'm starting to think that ISP actually works for the Russian government. Yes, IPutinBotProductions, we know who you are!

    • @panzerofthelake506
      @panzerofthelake506 5 лет назад +16

      Whoah calm down bud, here take a smoke of this Opium pipe.

    • @panzerofthelake506
      @panzerofthelake506 5 лет назад +13

      He he he... He didn't even notice... *THAT I POISONED HIM WITH RICIN!*

    • @panzerofthelake506
      @panzerofthelake506 5 лет назад +4

      @liam breuner no I used a umbrella to inject ricin in his blood

    • @panzerofthelake506
      @panzerofthelake506 5 лет назад +4

      @liam breuner laughs in Deutsch? You mean jajajaja?

    • @panzerofthelake506
      @panzerofthelake506 5 лет назад +3

      @liam breuner or "Frenchies in the trenchies, jajajaja!"

  • @Zyamotic
    @Zyamotic 5 лет назад +533

    Sorrow: **plays cities skylines**
    RT fans: wait, thats illegal.

    • @raptorcell6633
      @raptorcell6633 5 лет назад +19

      *insert country roads here*

    • @rice1458
      @rice1458 5 лет назад +14

      Theres only 1 spaghetti junction

    • @turkepic3637
      @turkepic3637 5 лет назад +27

      *rt claims rights of spaghetti junction*

    • @plexxy1400
      @plexxy1400 5 лет назад +1

      lol i was just thinking about that

    • @roberteckert7891
      @roberteckert7891 5 лет назад

      Cities Skylines: Streamer War

  • @DrNefariousHardCock
    @DrNefariousHardCock 5 лет назад +175

    *Crime Rate goes up from 8% to 12%*
    ISP: Society has collapsed because I’VE BANNED DOGS!!!

  • @Humalkeisari
    @Humalkeisari 5 лет назад +264

    "I want to run the city like an authoritarian dictator that's a little bit loco"
    First step: Creates what's pretty much just the US prison system
    🤔

  • @TheChosenFailure
    @TheChosenFailure 5 лет назад +316

    A Normal Ironside intro? iSp are you feeling alright what is wrong?

  • @Cody-ho9qx
    @Cody-ho9qx 5 лет назад +58

    ‘Making things unnecessarily complicated’ sounds like the military

  • @riddlie787
    @riddlie787 5 лет назад +164

    Why is the city full of 40 width pure medium tank divisions?

    • @reinatr4848
      @reinatr4848 5 лет назад +7

      Not pure, there are some Big Bobs too.

    • @Malthanos
      @Malthanos 2 года назад

      Poland never stood a chance.

  • @reecea2845
    @reecea2845 5 лет назад +14

    2010: We made a beautiful minecraft city with all the amenities of modern life!
    2019: WE ARE A DICTATOR!

  • @jayden1934
    @jayden1934 5 лет назад +120

    Crime Syndicate to put people in prison.
    You learn something new everyday

  • @awildfilingcabinet6239
    @awildfilingcabinet6239 5 лет назад +88

    More authoritarian than cities:skylines? You are an absolute god. Whatever you want to build will be built. There’s no advisors, no underlings, you control all aspects of the city. I don’t know how much more authoritarian you can get.

    • @headheretic1580
      @headheretic1580 5 лет назад +16

      Even games made to be authoritarian don't meet these criteria

    • @lolasdm6959
      @lolasdm6959 2 года назад +2

      You do not control all aspects of the city, I can't kill anyone!!!!!!

    • @nerdybacon6244
      @nerdybacon6244 2 года назад

      Literally 1984

    • @goose93
      @goose93 Год назад

      ​@@lolasdm6959tropico

  • @rchetype7029
    @rchetype7029 5 лет назад +29

    The game was already broken before, this is like smashing all the porcelain in your grandma's house and then bringing in more plates to shatter on her floor until the whole house is a mound of sharp glass bits.

  • @jimtalbott9535
    @jimtalbott9535 5 лет назад +170

    YOU sir, are what Slough needs!

    • @welkov5650
      @welkov5650 5 лет назад +12

      To be honest I'm not sure Slough could get worse

    • @jimtalbott9535
      @jimtalbott9535 5 лет назад +13

      @@welkov5650 There's no risk then! Put ISP on whatever passes for a council there, and watch the fun!

  • @retrostarvear1781
    @retrostarvear1781 5 лет назад +62

    Criminals: 1/1500
    Garbage has piled up
    I don’t think they have many trash bins to only hold one prison

    • @jimtalbott9535
      @jimtalbott9535 5 лет назад +2

      Just who do you suppose that one person is then??

    • @retrostarvear1781
      @retrostarvear1781 5 лет назад +4

      Jim Talbott one of the 7 stupid people who disliked the video

    • @GameyRaccoon
      @GameyRaccoon 5 лет назад

      Rudolf Hess IRL

  • @cozmyk26
    @cozmyk26 5 лет назад +13

    "APARTMENT NUMBER 15, STOP WATCHING HENTAI"

  • @shadowsinger4737
    @shadowsinger4737 5 лет назад +34

    Meeting your people with abrams
    America approves

  • @gio8366
    @gio8366 2 года назад +8

    Lol the v on the tank nowdays hitting diffrent

  • @ejoarkhamgamer567
    @ejoarkhamgamer567 5 лет назад +104

    What do you mean the flamingo is a senior officer

    • @Fractal821
      @Fractal821 4 года назад +1

      Vegetebles hulk

    • @iamarizonaball2642
      @iamarizonaball2642 4 года назад

      EJOArkhamGamer flamingo go go go go if you drop missiles do it go.

  • @DanS044
    @DanS044 5 лет назад +12

    6:56 I winked back at him and now I feel like the weirdest person in the world

    • @DanS044
      @DanS044 4 года назад +4

      A year ago... man that was still weird, just wandering around Morrison’s with headphones and then I wink for no reason...

    • @DanS044
      @DanS044 3 года назад +1

      Ah fuck this comment haunts me.
      Why do I keep watching these shitty videos

    • @gamermeh1014
      @gamermeh1014 3 года назад

      this amuses me

  • @mehmeh4334
    @mehmeh4334 5 лет назад +16

    7:52 when he got rid of pets an ad for animal shelters came on...

  • @abick...904
    @abick...904 5 лет назад +5

    1:52 ahh yes the Moabit prison from Berlin, not the first time its in use for a Crazy Mustache Man...

  • @coleydragon7839
    @coleydragon7839 5 лет назад +15

    Child: Mom where’s dad
    ISP: servicing his time in prison or the military

  • @TailsIsDisappointed
    @TailsIsDisappointed 5 лет назад +64

    *Death rate drops to 100%*

  • @ethandodd80
    @ethandodd80 5 лет назад +19

    As someone from Berkshire I can confirm that looks exactly like slough

  • @townespotter3995
    @townespotter3995 5 лет назад +10

    ISP's form of torture is dropping someone into a mountain full of poop

  • @grisellegomez1698
    @grisellegomez1698 3 года назад +2

    The erratic buildings, the bajillion hospitals next to each other driving around labyrinthian roads, the high crime rate and banning of pets in residences...yep you accidentally made Manila

  • @petitponeydu7727
    @petitponeydu7727 5 лет назад +44

    Isorrow created his dictatorship in germany ... *flashback intensifies*

    • @justinambru8529
      @justinambru8529 5 лет назад +5

      Actually it's austria.
      DOLFUESS INTESIFIES

    • @Cjnw
      @Cjnw 5 лет назад +2

      Make Germany great again

    • @Bregott07
      @Bregott07 4 года назад

      Die fahne hoch.

  • @Violetenist
    @Violetenist 5 лет назад +3

    Thats prolly the first time ISP is actually succeeding in Cities Skylines, then ruin it because theres not enough crime

  • @plutarchvonpluto6439
    @plutarchvonpluto6439 5 лет назад +3

    0:45 "I've definitely lost it a while ago!" **shows divided Cyprus**

  • @jacksonbowen3576
    @jacksonbowen3576 5 лет назад +17

    “Spaghetti junction”
    Rt game? Is that you?

  • @terribledemon3033
    @terribledemon3033 5 лет назад +22

    tbh it sucks not having a real country to rule over.

  • @reecea2845
    @reecea2845 5 лет назад +3

    Oooh I love a bit of a dictatorship before I go to bed... Really puts me in a relaxed mood.

  • @ooppen
    @ooppen 5 лет назад +6

    This is basically just ISP playing with legos and recording it.

  • @themightyangustma2753
    @themightyangustma2753 2 года назад +2

    “Then we’re immediately going to bring in the military to take control of the town.”
    -iSorrowproductions
    Oof this aged like milk

  • @duramu_doh9701
    @duramu_doh9701 5 лет назад +2

    Weaponize that flamingo like it's pelican brothers

  • @Crusader-fu5ry
    @Crusader-fu5ry 5 лет назад +9

    You actually had a good city im shook

  • @thomasturner6980
    @thomasturner6980 5 лет назад +6

    Who is more of a destructive dictator, ISP or RT Games?

    • @sussus3288
      @sussus3288 5 лет назад +1

      Better yet, What would happen if these two were to work together to build a country.

  • @obamamanmanman8734
    @obamamanmanman8734 5 лет назад +2

    “So no one has to know about those dead bodies at the park.”
    *funeral car drives by*

  • @snake45aiman
    @snake45aiman 5 лет назад +40

    *Me waiting for my hentai to load*
    Isp: stop watching hentai

  • @Grivehn
    @Grivehn 5 лет назад +1

    I didn't know the newest episode of Gotham was already out, with the Joker's plan this time to turn everyone into criminals so they can join him in the Arkham Asylum. Also the road system to madden everyone who isnt a criminal yet.

  • @josephburton5432
    @josephburton5432 5 лет назад +20

    City Skylines Battle royslough!

  • @christopherdockter6910
    @christopherdockter6910 5 лет назад +2

    I actually live right next to a town where they have a tank at the main entrance.. It's a decommissioned Sherman sure, but it's still a tank.

  • @wilberator9608
    @wilberator9608 4 года назад +1

    Playing Cities Skylines like its Tropico.
    Have you done a Tropico video involving sewage tsunamis yet?

  • @evallyntc3164
    @evallyntc3164 5 лет назад +2

    Love how the plane reverses that hasn't been in protocol since the 80s

  • @immigrant4556
    @immigrant4556 5 лет назад +10

    Joseph Stalin was reborn.

  • @NoneofUrbizness-r2r
    @NoneofUrbizness-r2r 5 лет назад +7

    I love the cities skylines videos the most. Do more!

  • @chefboyardee4806
    @chefboyardee4806 5 лет назад +25

    Im waiting for there to be more restaurants in city skylines

  • @god8062
    @god8062 5 лет назад +2

    Was watching something else notif came up and then I was straight here
    also city skylines are my fave vids for this channel

  • @jext678
    @jext678 5 лет назад +1

    Bro i winked right when you said don't wink back. You know me soo well

  • @unknow_oh
    @unknow_oh 5 лет назад +3

    Now that’s how you be a good person.

  • @BrassSpyglass
    @BrassSpyglass 5 лет назад +1

    Local man turns city game into bootleg Tropico
    “I don’t know why he didn’t just play regular tropico” - subscriber

  • @benbench1573
    @benbench1573 5 лет назад

    6:30 the rain died down when you said that
    You truly are a dictator

  • @thomasdelany5767
    @thomasdelany5767 5 лет назад

    Anyone else wink back at 7:05 and nearly shit themselves when ISP said "don't wink back why are you so weird"

  • @yaboiz1953
    @yaboiz1953 5 лет назад +2

    I like how he accidentally created the best city pretending to be Stalin lol

  • @beyondgaming6963
    @beyondgaming6963 2 года назад +1

    My God! Look how kind he is! How caring of you to place so many hospitals!

  • @AverytheCubanAmerican
    @AverytheCubanAmerican 5 лет назад +2

    Fidel is impressed

  • @spaceracer6861
    @spaceracer6861 5 лет назад +1

    0:09
    Lenin returning to a war-torn Russian Empire, 1917.

  • @thebeingdestroyerofworlds8690
    @thebeingdestroyerofworlds8690 5 лет назад +2

    ISP is a child playing with his toys, just that the toys are nuclear warheads

  • @idiotonline8787
    @idiotonline8787 4 года назад +1

    Things 2020 needs:
    1. A bouncy house

  • @crazytemplar8312
    @crazytemplar8312 5 лет назад +4

    That plane has the ability to turn into a Combine Harvester when it lands

  • @itsclemtime2357
    @itsclemtime2357 5 лет назад +1

    Welcome to Slough, the city you’ll never want to leave

  • @Bchan
    @Bchan 5 лет назад +4

    It's been a long time since we've seen Chef Boyardee!!

  • @SupremeLeaderKimJong-un
    @SupremeLeaderKimJong-un 5 лет назад +2

    Hello fellow crazy dictator

  • @shadowofmountandblade3828
    @shadowofmountandblade3828 5 лет назад +12

    Oil and a dictator... You are doing a Venezuela video

  • @kruxandartillery3654
    @kruxandartillery3654 5 лет назад +1

    “Oh my god, the tank is on fire!”

  • @thatguy3421
    @thatguy3421 5 лет назад +5

    Hentai now illegal, what will Hirohito watch now?

  • @OFN_is_BASED
    @OFN_is_BASED Год назад +1

    Based as TNO BASED AS NCD AND BASED AS [STRENG GEHEIM]

  • @miguelmorbius2250
    @miguelmorbius2250 4 года назад

    "Look what santa left under my Christmas tree"
    *looks at bombs*
    "Its missiles"

  • @oaknorin5442
    @oaknorin5442 5 лет назад

    7:04 that sort of creeped me out because just before he said that i literrilly just winked

  • @Black-ld4ce
    @Black-ld4ce 5 лет назад +4

    1:47 is the town next to mine like a 10 min drive

  • @louistimms6403
    @louistimms6403 5 лет назад +22

    Sorry but I'm going off this video to watch scooby doo
    I'm back

  • @zynmaster44
    @zynmaster44 4 года назад

    isorrow :takes away dog
    The population : so you have chosen death

  • @christadoesstuff3929
    @christadoesstuff3929 5 лет назад +5

    Send a Tsunami to Apartment 15, it’s the only thing that can get rid of the anime and hentai

    • @aldonover7254
      @aldonover7254 5 лет назад

      And Then Said Tsunami Brings a Squid Which Th...
      You Know a How This "Ends"

  • @GalacticGaming360
    @GalacticGaming360 5 лет назад

    When I was watching the ironside intro, right as it was supposed to play that glorious sound, my alarm clock went off.

  • @oleggroshev3247
    @oleggroshev3247 5 лет назад

    Helicopter: APARTMENT №15 STOP WACHING HENTAI
    Lonley man: NEVER!!!
    Helicopter opens fire
    News report: Another filfy weaboo was taken down by our mighty army, and we had only 73 civillian casualties. New record for minimal civ. casualties!

  • @Boxnesz
    @Boxnesz 5 лет назад +1

    cities skyline with all mods

  • @samuelmiddleton5381
    @samuelmiddleton5381 5 лет назад

    I like how Slough is in Poland, it’s a very fitting place for it...

  • @chrisca
    @chrisca 5 лет назад

    4:25 When *it's almost harvesting season* but you live in a modern dictatorship

  • @zingy9463
    @zingy9463 5 лет назад +1

    Isorrowproductions: Makes a normal Ironside intro.
    WAIT THATS ILLEGAL

  • @thesmarteagle-stuff1014
    @thesmarteagle-stuff1014 5 лет назад +1

    For a moment, I actually thought I was watching Alex the Rambler.

  • @bonboll5012
    @bonboll5012 5 лет назад +1

    Seems like ISP is a Penal unit commander with all those criminals

  • @Taiyama2
    @Taiyama2 5 лет назад +1

    13:43 And yet, still somehow better than Theresa May's deal.

  • @patring303
    @patring303 5 лет назад +1

    I left the Bokoen1 24 hr stream FOR THIS

  • @douglaslyckholm1857
    @douglaslyckholm1857 5 лет назад +10

    this is kinda what EU looks like in real life

  • @TheDiloEmpire
    @TheDiloEmpire 2 года назад

    I love classic/early ISP videos

  • @dumbdecoys7459
    @dumbdecoys7459 5 лет назад +1

    Me:why did he stop city skylines
    Isorrowproductions:hold my beer

  • @kingbyrd.1512
    @kingbyrd.1512 5 лет назад

    5:33 *looks at top of screen* William, please take a seat this may take a while...

  • @joshbray5036
    @joshbray5036 5 лет назад +1

    General Aladeen from Wadiya, is that you?!

  • @PremiumChad
    @PremiumChad 5 лет назад

    12:25 those roads actually made me puke. Thanks daddy Trotsky

  • @hoisoiboi6535
    @hoisoiboi6535 5 лет назад +4

    I love the accurate Cyprus its not one island but 2 why are all maps inaccurate first Denmark and now this?

  • @properbiglad3740
    @properbiglad3740 4 года назад

    This video is what gave COD devs the idea to add gulags to war zone

  • @UltamentGaming
    @UltamentGaming 4 года назад +1

    "i went a little bit loco"
    *looks at Cyprus*

  • @joshd029
    @joshd029 5 лет назад

    Whoa whoa whoa, hold your horses sir. These 14 min long videos might give people the wrong idea. They might think we don’t have one minute long intros to barely milk our hoi4 content to last 10 mins.
    Sidenote: fan of the channel. Trolling

  • @domaupperrank2
    @domaupperrank2 Год назад +1

    APARTMENT NUMBER 15 STOP WATCHING HENTAI!!!!!!!!!!!!

  • @Lapichant
    @Lapichant 5 лет назад +6

    I like how my sister was born in Slough it's funny because I get to bully her

  • @rangerbobox1915
    @rangerbobox1915 5 лет назад +12

    Round-a-bout only game.

  • @lucayaya7226
    @lucayaya7226 5 лет назад +2

    When ever you break a law forced military service