You know the whole reason why Florida man is such a thing is because Sunshine laws They can be reported easily and it will go on record and it will go directly to the public if the news is on a slow day This is just how human works the only thing is Florida is a lot more thorough
7:37 after it went viral McDonald's actually paid those guys 50k for that poster. Edit: I remember incorrectly, McDonald's actually paid them $50k. $25k each.
Me and Nick are on the same wavelength my first thought was, “I’d just ask him to make me some too.” If he does good enough he can move in. If he’s a murderer at least I can have a last meal.
honestly if a dude broke in and started making breakfast, I would tell his ass to make me some, if hes got a problem with that, he can eat some lead lmao.
Madlads is one of the best ones for sure. Some other great ones are Holup, Natureisf**ckinglit, and Damnthatsinteresting, and if Cursedcomments take things too far for ya, there's always r/Mademesmile and r/Eyebleach!
Nate: *Whacks earbud cutter.* Ow. That looked like it really hurt. *Hits him again.* Oop! Now hang on. THAT looked like it hurt a lot more. So... let's clear this up, ok pumpkin? What hurts more? A? *Hit* Or B? *Hit* Forehand. *Hit* Or backhand. *Hit* Edit: I can only hope you've seen the movie this is referencing.
@@Oturan20 Well, they'd have to first cut my earbuds. If someone just gifted me airpods out of the blue, I'd take them, but likely sell them. If someone cut my earbuds THEN gave me airpods as part of the gag, THEN I would beat their ass.
@@matthewscorner2990 It would take that for me too. Although, I don't even like normal earbuds... I can stand them being in my ears and they always fall out... if someone really liked me... they'd get me normal Bluetooth headphones... I'm still salty about the missing headphone jacks. somethings just don't need _improving_ imho. 🙃
Welcome to Renegades React, how mad are ya? How mad am I? HOW MAD AM I!? I was the only one in my Woodshop class to use maple wood for our semester project....... Yeah, so? ....and the teacher only had 4 wood left in his storage loft.
The guys behind the poster at the McDonald's were actually interviewed by Ellen. You should react to it to hear their story. That cardboard car at McDonald's also reminded me of another video. A group of guys drove up in a small TANK. PLEASE REACT TO IT! xD I had no idea you could sign organs. If it's safe I would want mine signed with something funny. Like the name of the organ on said organ as if professionals would confuse them at some point. Or have my heart literally signed with "mom".
honestly i just wanna know what the boss who got 20,000 tons of shit dumped on his property did to deserve that. like that is NOT something that happens for no reason, that boss has got to have SUCKED
If you haven’t yet, I would suggest watching Count Dankula’s mad lads about the Killdozer. Even if it’s on your own time, it’s a good watch. The cement company really screwed Marvin over.
10:29 as a point of reference, the US navys zumwalt class destroyer only weighs about 16,000 tons... this is LITERALLY more than a whole ass warships worth of shit. the gerald r ford class of aircraft carrier weighs about 100,000 tons under full load, so thats a fifth of a whole ass aircraft carrier.
I honestly just love emkay in general. Like going to the chanel page and doing eenie meanie miney mo (idk how tf to spell that) and click on a random one, im satisfied, i’ve loved 90% of the vids on that channel regardless of the sub
4:07 Wait do you guys live in NC? I'm in Granite Falls actually! There's a Firehouse sub up in Hickory next to Five Guys I think. Btw In case your worried, no I'm not gonna be all creepy and be like, "we should meet up in a dark alley and talk". Just saying what a coincidence.
aight, aight, I'm gonna be real with this mad lad fact I'mma spit: So, my grandfather has a beautiful bronco in his garage. All the good shit mechanically speaking and only 13,000 miles driven for the last 50 years. Don't ask how, but when I looked at the hardware it's packin' barely any wear. I've went over it with a fine comb and so far it's true. 9 years ago I was promised that vehicle when he married my grandmother... and the fucker had the balls to say that he doesn't have the title, registration, pink slip LET ALONE THE GODDAMN LICENSE PLATE. I waited 9 fucking years for that truck. And this is the thanks I get? And the fucker wants to charge me 1200 bucks for it when I was supposed to get it when he married my grandmother. Well,..... Fine. I'll pay the 1200, BUT I will take the goddamn Ford 9", the driveshafts, the transfer case and the manual transmission with me and sell the rest for donor parts to anywhere else with pictures from all the buyers, put it into a fucking collage and when I finally move out of this shitty state I will mail him hard copies of the bronco with a letter that is best summed up with "Fuck you, this is what you get. Karma's a bitch ain't it?" But the letter is actually a small pamphlet of 100 reasons why I hate you lol. oh! And the 351m big block, I'll sell it for $5000. In theory I can make a shit tonne back than what I initially spent. Then I'll move on to my car's catalytic converters, and my truck's catalytic converters because let's be real, money is everything. That and I will keep the catalytic converter housing and weld it back together so when the next fucker decides to steal my catalytic converters in the parking lot they're just gonna cut it open to see that it's a steel plate with the message engraved into it saying, "Oh? Looking for rare earth metals? Sorry bitch, fuck you and have a nice day." Anyway, just gonna watch some youtube and chillax. ciao! :)
Yes, Bill actually did that. None of the mosquitoes he released carried the disease, but the audience didn't know that. It was Bill's way to teach them the lesson of "Even if it doesn't effect you, you should still care about it."
You’re talking about “kneecapping” someone, but that’s actually a very bad idea if you just want to disable them. Shooting someone in the kneecap can easily sever the femoral artery and cause them to bleed out. There are other places you can shoot that would hurt a lot and maybe disable with a lower probability of killing them.
The Florida women are on average crazier. I don’t have any statistics or stories to prove it, but my aunt lives there. So whatever the average is is definitely high.
I wouldn't think so. He's wasn't inflicting a harmful terror to his former boss. He was merely creating an inconvenience. Hurting, threatening, or attempting to hurt a group of people is terrorism. I assume bioterrorism is similar to terrorism but with biohazards like viruses and bacteria to induce harm. Kinda like putting a deadly bacteria in the water supply.
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You know the whole reason why Florida man is such a thing is because Sunshine laws
They can be reported easily and it will go on record and it will go directly to the public if the news is on a slow day
This is just how human works the only thing is Florida is a lot more thorough
The fact that the other guy hasn't caught on in 7 years means that 'Uncle Brian' gave bad life advice his whole life.
10:15
Criminal: What are you in for?
Brian Morris: I dumped 40,000,000 pounds of shit on my boss.
Criminal: Was it worth it?
Brian Morris: Hell yeah!
I laughing so hard at this story I'm crying right now. This man is a level of petty I can only hope to achieve some day XD.
@@dylanhaugen3739 same
“Was it worth it?”
“Look at the fucking smile on my face and you tell me if it was worth it!”
7:37 after it went viral McDonald's actually paid those guys 50k for that poster.
Edit: I remember incorrectly, McDonald's actually paid them $50k. $25k each.
Thats fantastic. Most brands would just tear it down and fine them for vandalism.
Welp, I know my new career choice
@@wasteofyourtime4296
Took the words right out of my mouth. 🤣
Now this does put a smile on my face.
I just love how he cracks up at '40 million pounds of SHIT'
4:24
Here ya go
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18:13 This is why kings have jesters because if this is enough to get you to leave your castle, you are not fit to be a king.
Me and Nick are on the same wavelength my first thought was, “I’d just ask him to make me some too.” If he does good enough he can move in. If he’s a murderer at least I can have a last meal.
That Florida Man cooking breakfast is just speedrunning dating lol
honestly if a dude broke in and started making breakfast, I would tell his ass to make me some, if hes got a problem with that, he can eat some lead lmao.
I totally love where Nik's priorities are as far as a man breaking into the place to cook breakfast is concerned... 😂
So, Joe is just a master of every activity he puts his mind to.
@Rafi Rizqullah ey who's joe?
@Rafi Rizqullah well, you trick me, but you didnt know about candice
@@idawarniasmal153 Samoa Joe
@Rafi Rizqullah Joker obama
@Rafi Rizqullah, It about... sending a message
12:02 He turned his head so fuckin' quick 🤣😂
Omg Mr. Rogers…I’m crying 😭
The most wholesome man in the world. Quick question, did he ever cameo in Sesame Street? Just curious.
Even when he’s not with us he’s still showing he loved everyone.
I don’t believe he ever went on Sesame street.
18:49 not at this level, but it happened to me, when I sneezed too hard
Madlads is one of the best ones for sure. Some other great ones are Holup, Natureisf**ckinglit, and Damnthatsinteresting, and if Cursedcomments take things too far for ya, there's always r/Mademesmile and r/Eyebleach!
The Puppy Monkey Baby commercial stays with you, forever, whether you want it to or not
9:28-11:57 THAT WAS THE BEST SHIT I EVER HEARD XD
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Nate: *Whacks earbud cutter.* Ow. That looked like it really hurt. *Hits him again.* Oop! Now hang on. THAT looked like it hurt a lot more. So... let's clear this up, ok pumpkin? What hurts more? A? *Hit* Or B? *Hit* Forehand. *Hit* Or backhand. *Hit*
Edit: I can only hope you've seen the movie this is referencing.
Under the Red Hood
@@aidanrutter257 Yep.
Yes! if someone gifted me air pods I'd deck them! then sell the air pods!!
@@Oturan20 Well, they'd have to first cut my earbuds. If someone just gifted me airpods out of the blue, I'd take them, but likely sell them. If someone cut my earbuds THEN gave me airpods as part of the gag, THEN I would beat their ass.
@@matthewscorner2990 It would take that for me too. Although, I don't even like normal earbuds... I can stand them being in my ears and they always fall out... if someone really liked me... they'd get me normal Bluetooth headphones... I'm still salty about the missing headphone jacks. somethings just don't need _improving_ imho. 🙃
15:14 ever heard of aluminum
9:27 I will never get over that story lmao, I wish we could have seen his boss' face xD
17:42 Go check out JOLLY. They got their friend, who's a legit English priest, to play DOOM Eternal.
Welcome to Renegades React, how mad are ya?
How mad am I? HOW MAD AM I!? I was the only one in my Woodshop class to use maple wood for our semester project.......
Yeah, so?
....and the teacher only had 4 wood left in his storage loft.
The guys behind the poster at the McDonald's were actually interviewed by Ellen. You should react to it to hear their story.
That cardboard car at McDonald's also reminded me of another video. A group of guys drove up in a small TANK. PLEASE REACT TO IT! xD
I had no idea you could sign organs. If it's safe I would want mine signed with something funny. Like the name of the organ on said organ as if professionals would confuse them at some point. Or have my heart literally signed with "mom".
honestly i just wanna know what the boss who got 20,000 tons of shit dumped on his property did to deserve that. like that is NOT something that happens for no reason, that boss has got to have SUCKED
I know Micah isn't in the video but I'd just like to say that Micah kind of reminds me of Steve the Pirate from the movie Dodgeball.
MY GOD how he said Dupage made me want to smack my head on concrete it is pronounced like Do-page
Doh or doo
I would just have breakfast with Florida mann
Man how he said Dupage lol
If you haven’t yet, I would suggest watching Count Dankula’s mad lads about the Killdozer. Even if it’s on your own time, it’s a good watch. The cement company really screwed Marvin over.
Samoa Joe does a little trolling.
25:09
oh my heart just shattered. that's not the real Samsung
Samoa Joe is a fucking legend.
10:29 as a point of reference, the US navys zumwalt class destroyer only weighs about 16,000 tons... this is LITERALLY more than a whole ass warships worth of shit.
the gerald r ford class of aircraft carrier weighs about 100,000 tons under full load, so thats a fifth of a whole ass aircraft carrier.
I honestly just love emkay in general. Like going to the chanel page and doing eenie meanie miney mo (idk how tf to spell that) and click on a random one, im satisfied, i’ve loved 90% of the vids on that channel regardless of the sub
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10:43 and 12:53 These men Dead
"Damien*s dead" n then u talk like you know him real life. Nice job I loved that
4:07 Wait do you guys live in NC? I'm in Granite Falls actually! There's a Firehouse sub up in Hickory next to Five Guys I think. Btw In case your worried, no I'm not gonna be all creepy and be like, "we should meet up in a dark alley and talk". Just saying what a coincidence.
Smokehouse cheddar and brisket from Firehouse is a heart attack worth having!!!
Badger's video is out BTW
19:30 Doctor BEEEEEEEESSSSSS!
26:02 has washing machine
8:51 if they’re using my cookin supplies then imma make them split it, simple as that
Soon the Samsung washer will be as useful as the watch from spy kids 2
Doomguy is canonically a devout catholic.
aight, aight, I'm gonna be real with this mad lad fact I'mma spit:
So, my grandfather has a beautiful bronco in his garage. All the good shit mechanically speaking and only 13,000 miles driven for the last 50 years. Don't ask how, but when I looked at the hardware it's packin' barely any wear. I've went over it with a fine comb and so far it's true. 9 years ago I was promised that vehicle when he married my grandmother... and the fucker had the balls to say that he doesn't have the title, registration, pink slip LET ALONE THE GODDAMN LICENSE PLATE. I waited 9 fucking years for that truck. And this is the thanks I get? And the fucker wants to charge me 1200 bucks for it when I was supposed to get it when he married my grandmother. Well,.....
Fine. I'll pay the 1200, BUT I will take the goddamn Ford 9", the driveshafts, the transfer case and the manual transmission with me and sell the rest for donor parts to anywhere else with pictures from all the buyers, put it into a fucking collage and when I finally move out of this shitty state I will mail him hard copies of the bronco with a letter that is best summed up with "Fuck you, this is what you get. Karma's a bitch ain't it?" But the letter is actually a small pamphlet of 100 reasons why I hate you lol. oh! And the 351m big block, I'll sell it for $5000. In theory I can make a shit tonne back than what I initially spent. Then I'll move on to my car's catalytic converters, and my truck's catalytic converters because let's be real, money is everything. That and I will keep the catalytic converter housing and weld it back together so when the next fucker decides to steal my catalytic converters in the parking lot they're just gonna cut it open to see that it's a steel plate with the message engraved into it saying, "Oh? Looking for rare earth metals? Sorry bitch, fuck you and have a nice day." Anyway, just gonna watch some youtube and chillax. ciao! :)
I watched the clip, he did it. Don't worry, they weren't infected.
Fucking love Primitive Spongebob.
I live in Dupage County and I never heard that story holy fudge that's so funny and spiteful!!
Yoo thats a sick remix of secret of the forest you used
OH MY GOD IT'S A METROID FAN.
4:25 I'm not Caleb
Ha, I can see right through that disguise
Thanks Caleb
Thanks Caleb
Guys I think I found Caleb
7:43 I'ma be completely honest, as long as he cooks me something as well,I wouldn't have an issue with it lol,he could've just asked,yes,but eh
8:28 would have been great if he just went
*chk chk, FOREVER*
Yes, Bill actually did that. None of the mosquitoes he released carried the disease, but the audience didn't know that. It was Bill's way to teach them the lesson of "Even if it doesn't effect you, you should still care about it."
I hope they all went after his ass. You have any idea how fucking itchy a skeeter bite is!? I can barely sleep from one!
Looking forwards to yours reaction on Badger Halo reach video, I haven't laughed that hard in years!
4:24
Thx Caleb
Fun fact: Fred Rogers's height is 183 cm. Double the love.
You’re talking about “kneecapping” someone, but that’s actually a very bad idea if you just want to disable them. Shooting someone in the kneecap can easily sever the femoral artery and cause them to bleed out. There are other places you can shoot that would hurt a lot and maybe disable with a lower probability of killing them.
Their r/tihi is pretty good
hate me if you want but i love thisisepic
ah, a shit ton
RUSSIANBADGER made a new video
I actually know that guy diamondcup67
Iphone users: our phones are the best
Samsung users: but what about the battery and camer-
Iphone users: SHUT THE HELL UP
Y’all talk about tweeting from a washing machine, get to my level I tweet from my IOS SMART SHOES.
If your Waifu cooks you Breakfast breakfast inside you home and tells you to go back to sleep.?
The killdozer guy was shooting propane tanks near people. He was trying to kill innocent bystanders. It's dumb luck that no one was killed.
I was hoping you would watch this one
I find the whole “Florida Man” thing to be really offensive and I’m not even from Florida. Especially towards men who live in Florida.
The Florida women are on average crazier. I don’t have any statistics or stories to prove it, but my aunt lives there. So whatever the average is is definitely high.
What's Corey Taylor doing here?
Wasn’t that whole thing with Michael Jackson proven to be false?
Nate, wwe just released bray wyatt. No reason whatsoever
yopure going on r/iamverybadass
REACT TO THERUSSIANBADGER ALREADY!!!
These guys just take these "prank" jokes to seriously bro! chill!
React to badgers new video
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Isn't that like bio-terroism?
I wouldn't think so. He's wasn't inflicting a harmful terror to his former boss. He was merely creating an inconvenience. Hurting, threatening, or attempting to hurt a group of people is terrorism. I assume bioterrorism is similar to terrorism but with biohazards like viruses and bacteria to induce harm. Kinda like putting a deadly bacteria in the water supply.
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