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I was in Iraq in 2009. I had this overwhelming feeling that I was going to die there. I looked up at the sky, and there was a vulture/buzzard circling above my head. I looked down and kept walking. Suddenly I heard a thud in the sand behind me. The bird had dropped dead out of the sky when I walked under it. I took that as a sign I was going to be okay. The symbol of death just dropped dead behind me, so that was a no fricking way moment.
That is freaky and creepy. Glad the bird didnt actually drop onto your head. Those are some big birds.
My God you killed with your mind man
Dang....
Was there a prayer in your heart? Maybe the bird took your death and died in your place! I join my prayer with yours as you send a prayer of gratitude to the vulture! I wish you and all who read this the very best!
Thank you for your service
The fish framed me lol
So my girlfriend was born in Germany. Her dad was in the Air Force and they would go to a air show every year and stand in the same exact place EVERY YEAR . So it comes around again and for some reason they were late and they had to stand in the back ...Well it turns out to be one of the worst air show disasters of all time and parts of the jet landed exactly where they usually stand ....Killed a lot of ppl ...Sad my lady was like 13 and was looking at her dad and said he saw his “face change “ he just picked them up and ran ....
Well shit.
Hold up
I was almost at that airshow: Ramstein 28 August '88. However, my unit was selected to be one of the companies training for the Canadian Army Trophy, and so I was in Graf. instead of at Ramstein.
Always HIT. THE. DEER. You are more likely to seriously hurt yourself or worse.
I know this seems inhumane, but you see in the story that the deer ran off once it was freed. And no they don't always survive the crash, but would you rather hit the animal that you can see, or swerve into a deep ravine or into a tree?
*Side note* for the record, I'm auto claims adjuster, and I've handled my fair share of deer strike claims. 🤷🏾♀️
@VestaVasso Alife the deer begin asking for more and you take your clothes off
My father that the semi truck driver is even said the same. (Using his example When he hit a black cow in the middle of of the night)
he couldn't see the cow and tell you is basically on top of it and now if he swerved and went into the ditch and fucked the semi up he would have had to do everything possible in the insurance would have said yeah what count the only thing fucked up is your front end. but he hit the cow there was a dead cow and I fucked up front of a semi that proves to insurance right then and there that you are not trying to pull some bulshit
I believe the deer story. I live in New England 🤣
Everyone know someone who's hit a deer around here
@@dudeno5042 My uncle has managed to hit nine. These little shits jump off a hill and onto the backroads all the time. My family was actually in an auto repair shop on 9/11 because my dad hit a deer.
I can always tell when someone's from the uk based off their username
@@wapwothefetty2569 cool
Where is Old England
When i was 12 a lightning bolt struck the tree i was napping under. Blew up just exploded. It was absolutely terrifying, but ever since then i have been fascinated by lightning
Wake up
5:55 a footnote: if FD/EMT arrives after about 5 minutes, the "rescuer" will be on oxygen and maybe transported due to the strenuous work of CPR. we're not talking hollywood/TV CPR--it results in fractured ribs dislocated sternum, and lung punctures/laceration, cardiac rupture. if you don't hear bone cracking, you're not doing it correctly. the survival rate IS less than 10%. the next time you hear a hospital announce "Code Blue", pray. drive safe, everyone.
truth.
I hope no one ever attempts CPR on me. I'd rather die than have to recover from all the damage it does.
@@misscyanic2484 I'm DNR. my wife decided too, after a senior surgeon in Critical at NMCP talked to her. she said no CPR would be given me. you have to tell SOMEONE in your life about your job. so....
grandma approved
Hello grandma
Nice.
Gramdma pls upload I’m subbed
@@vcpf ok more content will come out in the future
Grandma
I'm going ask you again
When did you turn into a human?
I went to summer camp in California (I live in New England) and made a friend that said she was moving to but I never asked where (this was in 1st grade or something.) I went back to school and sure enough she walked out of the classroom that I was walking into. We were in the same first grade class.
A few years ago I was in a queue in a Waitrose that was next door to a theatre. A woman was buying custard apples, and I started asking her about them as I'd never even known anyone who'd eaten one. She was very nice, and I was thinking, wow, she's really got a Toyah Wilcox look going on, nice to see someone who's still into her, too! Woman gets out her card to pay, and she's actually Toyah Wilcox (probably appearing at the theatre). Being British, I was immediately embarrassed that she probably thought I was being a fan girl on her down time...
She was probably very flattered that you just spoke to her like she was anybody else. Some famous people have their noses in the air. Why others are so down-to-earth and just enjoy a genuine conversation! I have a feeling you probably made her very happy by asking her opinion! It's a shared memory you both enjoyed!
I had moved from Canada to the US for a year and my neighbor asked me if I was from Canada. When I said yes he asked me if I knew his friend. I was shocked...I actually went to school with the friend.🙀
That spy is a spy! 👁👄👁
When in college went on National Student Exchange. My birthday is Dec. 25. Two other students on exchange also were born on Dec. 25. One student was born the very same day as me and another student a year later. There were only 7 of us students on exchange at that University,
I used to take part in a biweekly teen mental support group, and I met this girl. We were almost polar opposites, but we bonded over my chaotic energy and her calming energy. A year later she just disappears we lose contact, I am pretty downcast but I move on. Fast forward to grade 12, I've moved to Canada, first day of school, blank slate and new people. First class was law, lo and behold who's sitting in the seat nearest to the door? She's my girlfriend now.
Once i was very early to a video of one of my favorite RUclipsrs ;P
(Yes this video)
@@vcpf 28 kids who are commented: am i a joke t you?
One time I was telling my friend about how my cousin was coming from across the country to visit. Must be quite the small universe, because we were able to deduce that he was actually friends with my cousin through Playstation Network. My cousin who lived across the country and, until that point, I was unaware that he had a Playstation, and out of all of the people on Playstation Network, my best friend was friends with him. That is the single best example I can come up with that could convince me that some higher power exists in this universe, and it really likes to mess with people. That one event is keeping me at least a tiny bit agnostic.
The cichlids: The human believes it was their doing. We should be okay for now, but nobody is to act strange about it.
The old Bat Mobile is a Lincoln Futura.
A 1971 or 1972 a guy I know who is stationed at Fort Davis in Panama Central America drove that Batmobile Lincoln Futura! He also was an extremely talented at playing the organ and I'm talking huge organs like the kind you see any massive churches! If this is you be sure to answer!
Is that the same vehicle as the green hornets car?from old tv
This thumbnail is great
i skipped a grade, but i vividly remember the nursery school i went to. six or so years later, i met my best friend, and apparently we went to the same nursery school. i just remembered it again recently lol
Deer: Gets hit by a truck going 100 mph,goes flying 50 feet away,impaled on a rusty spike
Also deer: T'is but a scratch
Stories so good, you even got the tf2 spy giving away his disguise.
The woman was very lucky that she wasn't kicked in the head by the dear. It could have ended badly. Southern Illinois native, swimming in whitetail deer here.
Set my fresh drink on my car, I forget about the drink, I pull down, out and away quickly. I hear the drink fall and roll. I stick my hand out the open car window, to perfectly catch the drink without spilling it or the lid popping off.
!(: And every time I/we/you/us, walked away from all the: "Well, that was close" stuff ;)!.
Something similar happened to me working at a restaurant. If you're carrying a tray of dishes and drop them all, everyone sees you do it. But, there was the one time I felt a glass roll off my tray and fall behind me, I reached behind my back and caught it before it hit the ground. Only ONE person saw me do something so cool, I was mad about that.
My best small world story. I'm on an email list and I don't keep it a secret where I live. A new member emails me privately and says her best friend lives in about 15 minuted drive from me. She says my friend lives there. I reply with some personal information of someone I know with that name in that city. It is the same person. He lived in an apartment next door to my best friend's apartment. Small world, but I would not want to paint it!
10:57 so odd, I have the exact same issue with someone at my college. they recognize me, I recognize them, But I can't pinpoint it down and have not been on campus to figure it out since august. I may have possible ideas but they would be a stretch if they are true. The experience is just so odd.
So there's this crazy person in our town. He's homeless, begs for money, eat food from garbage cans and sleeps in public places. He even sometimes do weird things like dancing on the middle of a road. He's friendly and nice though so we sometimes give food and money and talk to him sometimes.. Then one day, we saw the guy boarding a military chopper. Turned out he's a military intelligence agent spying on a local terrorist organization.. Freakin unreal.. Now everytime I see a beggar on the street, I always consider the chance that they might be secret agents..
No way moment for me was finding out my dad dated Stephenie Meyer.
4:06 TLDR it is absolutely great lol🤣.
There are alot of racoons in my area and since my cats are ferrel they mostly come in at night and i put down there food bowls and my cat walked in and i go over to pet the cat... Its a freaking raccoon i didn't know until it stood up and hissed at me
I once saw an animal lying down / hiding under my car on a late autumn night. Thinking it was a cat, all I saw was its eyes and I gently said "Aw, nice kitty. Come here, kitty." Suddenly, something of a quiet cry / screech / warning came out of there. It was a skunk. I gtfo'ed and went into the house quickly.
Found $200 worth of gold in my late grandma's attic.
you stole it didnt you
Believe it
@@cordlessblues I mean 200 bucks of gold is very little gold so eh
@@xr3op595 yeah. I mean, That’s still a lot of gold for someone to just have, but that really isn’t much. I have a bottle of Alaskan gold flakes. There’s maybe 10 paper-thin gold flakes floating in this water, and that costed me something like 25 bucks. Gold is expensive.
I used to volunteer at a hospice care facility. I got incredibly close to the volunteer coordinator. One day, I was talking about my family history on my mom's side. And I mentioned something that sparked her memory. My mother's paternal side of the family was involved in some incredibly criminal activity out in southwest Kansas. And the volunteer coordinator knew a few of the details already because it was in the papers (something I didn't know). Anyway, we were both shocked by what the other knew 😅
Several years ago my ex bf got fast food for he and I on our lunch break. We would park at a park down the street. So we are sitting in the car eating and all of a sudden we hear "put your hands up!" We look behind us and there are several cops with their guns pointed at us. We look at each other, with our burgers in the air, like wth? The cops get closer and got a better look at us and realize they got the wrong people. Someone had just robbed a bank nearby and my Honda fit the description. They apologized and we finished our lunch.
I was 12 and climbing up a cliff wall in a gravel pit in my hometown. There are other kids there and one of them leaves his bmx in the gravel ten feet below where I’m climbing. I’m reaching for the next place to get a hand grip when the whole face of the cliff where I’m climbing gives way. I tumble backwards and in my head I’m thinking either that bicycle is going to break my back or I’m going to spend the rest of summer in a cast. I brace to hit it but all I feel is gravel and ground tumbling around me. When it stops I open my eyes and I’m ten feet downhill from the bicycle. I somehow hit the gravel first and managed to roll right under the bicycle and kept rolling down the hill.
HE GOT CAUGHT 😂
Delivery driver.... tip lady is just an angel on earth doing good things😉
Several years ago I was part of a boat crew clearing logs and other debris from a river after a storm. We finish up and head back to shore. Just as we get close a fish jumps out of the water and hits one of the other guys solidly in the back. We're all like "No way" while laughing our butts off. And what made it even funnier was the guy who was hit had the nickname of "pilchard." Figure that one out, lol. :)
Yeah a lot of us like to nickname our friends after fish! Lol
@@laurabarber6697 True. Years ago a guy I worked with on one of my construction sites nicknamed me "oskar" after that fish. It was and still is very appropriate. Leaves me wondering what he would have thought of the latest nickname bestowed upon me by one of my Maori friends, "The Australian John Wick," lol. :)
I think this might be a confusing way to explain this. Anyway. I lived in Brisbane, Australia from 2000-end of 2009 (basically 9 years of my life lmao), moved to Singapore for 4 years, so I finished primary school there and started the first year of high school there. My secondary (high) school, well it was all schools there I guess, it's mandatory for students to participate in a co-curricular activity. I decided to join concert band. In concert band I met this girl in the grade above me who played saxophone in the band. End of the year I moved back to Brisbane, Australia. Flash forward to this year, I bump into her at a sephora. You'd think she would've gone to like Sydney, Perth or Melbourne to study and stuff. But nah, she moved to Brisbane from Singapore. Not the first time I've bumped into someone I met in Singapore here. First time was 2018, family friend, was at a club (back when we could dance, the fun). Second time was last year, friend from secondary school came for her brother's graduation and I randomly reached out and was like "hey, wanna catch up?" And so we did.
I usually get a few dreams that all I can say are creepily realistic as I somehow end up in a very similar situation which I would then feel a sense a deja vu. The one dream that hit my suspicions so hard was in 2018. I still vividly remember it to this day. In the dream, I was shopping in the city of Edmonton with my parents and 2 other family friends, who were my best friend’s parents. We then came to a sudden stop when we met up with my Mom and best friend’s Mom who were crying after some news that another family friend had died. Fast forward a month later. My parents and I went to Edmonton for an open house from the University I was planning to apply at the time. After the event, we coincidentally met up with my best friend (who was a student from a different Uni) and his parents who was visiting him, and so we decided to go shopping before heading back home. Halfway through the process of buying new shoes and clothes, my Dad, best friend’s Dad, and I came across Mom and best friend’s Mom who were crying after the sudden news that another family friend of ours (whom I considered a close Uncle) had got into a terrible car accident. That night, he died. Since then, any sort of dream I encounter that I consider to be realistic would be treated as a warning, sort of a glimpse to the future... Somehow, this happened again 2 more times.
Spy
I was in the car with my dad driving to his house My parents are divorced so we had to drive a while when we go to a stop a large buck (deer etc) staring at us it then proceeded to walk up to the window and I gave it a apple I was eating it then walked off
These stories sound like divine intervention from the universe
Glitches in the matrix or I guess you guys call it the universe think I remember that from before....
I was playing Among Us and... Wait, you've already voted me out? Alright then. Sus.
15:10
Ultimate karma XD
Little did he know he would be the guy it sucked for
Thumbs up if you clicked for the SPY!
1:07
I have those fish
Names I remember:
Killer of snails(Killer)
Tiger (kept on having babies!)
Chinchilla (biggest one.. dead now)
That story tho lmfao
I've met deer. I in no way doubt the deer story.
I was in a Best Buy...It Elsewhere store one day on my day off. As I'm standing completely alone at the camera showcase I let loose a quiet-but-deadly fart. It smelled so bad that I decided to peruse the DVDs about 15 feet behind me until the stink dissipated. Just as I begin to move back, I hear a woman's high heel shoes clopping and clapping on the floor as she enters the store. This woman proceeds to walk right to the EXACT same spot that I had issued the deadly cloud in. A second after she comes to a top at the counter, her head shoots up, she makes "ummh" noise, and then takes off.
I think it burned her nose hair.
_Of all the stores, and all the places in the store..._
Was sent to a school for behavioral corrections when I was young, found a kid that had the same first and last name as me, was the same age as me, and had the same birthday as me. Biggest difference was race, as we were both actually really nice.
That first one tho
Heh... who needs a UXO report when you can just piss on the damn thing?
i met mama june 2 days before she got arrested in Atmore Alabama, it was odd
9:46 quick time event
Well, don‘t know if this counts, but I was thinking about how I wanted fingerless gloves. My mom came in 5 min ago and handed some to me. What.
I've also met Ian McKellen he's super nice and I think he secretpy gets a kick out of doing the gandalf scene as he did it at my school at well he just went *and remember kids if you don't study YOU SHALL. NOT. PASSSSS *BANG BANG* he had his staff with him and he slammed it really hard on the wooden stage to the point it echoed so loud our ears rang after 👌🏻😂 super lovely man tho got to shake his hand and everything ❤️🙏🏻
18:49 But how does Shane react to it?
Bad cpr is better than no cpr
Hi
Spy Pog
Spy 'round here!
Oh Dear somebody been watching a lot of RUclips.. and they think it was yhere real life.
Who even puts together same sex cichlids theyre the Most Aggressive Freshwater Fish Alive
Wait... what country doesn't drill their cops in first aid during first part of training?
Met a girl at a anime convention!!???!! Bullshit that doesn’t happen
Hiroshima was targeted because it was undamaged and the damage effect of the bomb could be seen easier.
Spy around here
When I found out my mom overdosed I had never been so happy
Why?
@@Fiat_Multipla69 she was virbaly abusive and almost killed me multiple times
@@darklycan4583 Damn, so sorry you had to go through this. Hope everything's going better for ya:)
@@Fiat_Multipla69 yeah it happened a few years ago
@@darklycan4583 damn, i'm sorry to hear that fam
The deer story would’ve had to happen with a fawn not a deer those cars are way to small for a deer
Though I really like these stories, my eyes and ears are starting to hurt. Tiny font + bot voice!
Joe Biden is ahead in the polls. That's mine.
5TH YES IM EARLY HOW ARE ALL YA'LL NOTIFICATION SQUAD
Dude no one comments on these vids
very well done
^ No fricking way...
waffle approved.
First
Llp