Imagine being his neighbor and getting up from the bed, making ur morning coffe, sitting down in your armchair and seeing throw your window ur neighbor doing a 17min massage to a fkin rock
It's not a bad thing to care for a rock. Rocks don't have the capability of taking care of themselves. Humans are the best creatures to take care of the rocks. I think he is showing compassion and love, which is a very good thing to do in my opinion. The rock is happy to be massaged by him.
I was gone for one second. One single second. Before I looked away, humans were using rocks to kill each other and to make fire. NOW THEY’RE MASSAGING THE ROCKS!?
Вам когда-нибудь приходило на ум, найти на улице самый красивый камень принести его домой и очистить с помощью щëтки и разных мыльных средств. Мне только что пришло это в голову
as a rockville community member id say that its a pretty good massage but 2370 rockdollards for a massage it’s pretty expensive. -greetings, greg the rock
This Rock probably landed on a lava earth 3.2 billion years ago and saw all nature has to offer,The first lifeforms, The first creatures with a vertebrae , All extinction events,All dinosaurs,All wars, All the billions-trillions of days and nights ,All rivers and lakes , everybody who ever lived, every inventor,king and traitor....... . . . . . And this man dared to leave it all oiled up, juicy and thick on his poarch 😹 . . . . Im truly gonna be this rocks "once in a lifetime experience." 😈 . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . W vid though
Imagine this guy going back inside the house and his girl sees him. His girl: Why are your hands all dirty? Why are you holding a half empty bottle of oil in your hand? Him: No reason.
Sometimes I just zone out and realize that I’m watching a grown man giving a massage to a rock and it’s so relaxing 😂
when you put it like that damn 😭😭😭
Bet it felt a couple hundred million years younger after that.
haha
Yup another day of a msuss
I'm sure The Rock and the millions... AND MILLIONS of The Rock's fans around the world will agree that The Rock is well relaxed after that massage
😊
Bro why is this relaxing 😭
If it has asmr on the title, its going to be relaxing no matter what
@@Toon22222 No shit sherlock not all asmr is relaxing but i find this surprisingly relaxing
idk bro ig it just is
Poor guy looks a bit tense, I'm glad he didn't crack under the pressure. I hope you can help more of them
Dude but imagine CLEANING the rock. Like with brushes and foamy soap.
I don’t think I’ll be the only one who wants to see more of this rock.
With a toothbrush:0
imagine shaving the rock
@@tamansh1dbro's boutta be the freshest rock of the century 🥶🥶🥶
Sounds lit
@@tamansh1d This aged well considering he just made a video of exactly this
Imagine being his neighbor and getting up from the bed, making ur morning coffe, sitting down in your armchair and seeing throw your window ur neighbor doing a 17min massage to a fkin rock
I would immediately say hello and befriend them. I need more weirdos like me in my life 😂 life's too short
It's not a bad thing to care for a rock. Rocks don't have the capability of taking care of themselves. Humans are the best creatures to take care of the rocks. I think he is showing compassion and love, which is a very good thing to do in my opinion. The rock is happy to be massaged by him.
@@tippydoesrhythmgames1328this makes me feel hungry i eat them 🪨🪨
canada
What a collab..... I mean who would have imagined Dwayne The Rock Johnson would make an appearance here
As a Rockville resident, I gotta say that this kind of massage is really popular around here
Would love to tell you I legit live by a city called Rocklin rn💀the residents there undeniably enjoyed this massage
As a Person who lives Under a Rock
That Massage seems Relaxing
I think this is the most original ASMR I've ever seen, and it was damn good
I have never wanted to be a rock so badly. I'm about to change my name to "whispers rock" but I am a duck.
Mr.Whispers_Rock
Finally the rock got a massage after a billion of years just sitting there watching whats going on.
As a rock i can confirm this is the best rock massage we have in rocktopia
Idk there is that dude who resides at the highest peak of Rocktopia, he uses ancient massages techniques I heard
I'm from pebbletopia and I agree
@solitaauayang8604 been there, cool place but the rooms are too small i feel. I'm from Boulder City.
I'm from Rockport city, the guy over at Boulder springs reply lays in on it if you ask me
There's a few decent parlors in Rockopolis, too.
Did i just watch a guy massage a rock for 17 minutes straight? Yes. And im gonna do it again
I was gone for one second.
One single second.
Before I looked away, humans were using rocks to kill each other and to make fire.
NOW THEY’RE MASSAGING THE ROCKS!?
why can’t i be massaged like this rock?
yeah... same 😭 like why
That rock is living its best life
Its really a blessing to be a rock living around his house
Beautiful view omg I want to just roll on the grass!!!
Dojo master: How are your hands soo strong
Whisper soft: I massage rocks
Gave Dwayne that premium oiling.
imagine where this stone has not been and how old it is? and suddenly some guy takes him and gives him a massage, he is probably a little shocked
just came from the cranial nerve on a tree video💀 im obsessed w this channel 😭😭
Friends: Oh! You watch/listen to some asmr too? What kind?
Me:
What’s up with the watery ass lotion
i think thats oil maybe
@@EASIllinoisor is it? ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
The rock had a long day of work, it deserved this massage.
For part 3, dress up as Durin.
That rock is cleaner than my neighbour 😱
POV: you are trying to kill the full tank malphite
Please give him soft and comfy massagebed next time.
Love the rock massaging but ASMR lessened due to unbalanced railing surface....🧐
Dwayne Johnson crossover confirmed
The fossil inside must've felt younger after that😂
Love the tingles from the massage but that background view is beautiful! The birds just add to the relaxing atmosphere tbh 😌❤️
Your outdoor vids always work the best for me. Thank you 😊
Вам когда-нибудь приходило на ум, найти на улице самый красивый камень принести его домой и очистить с помощью щëтки и разных мыльных средств. Мне только что пришло это в голову
How do you come up with these random S tier ideas so often
Alternative title: guy moisturisers rock, gently caresses and then karate chops it
Why is this my second favourite asmr video I’ve ever watched lol
Like if you just look at that rock and think "Man, I wish that was me right now."
When people say I need to soften up:
Guess it got turned into a smooth stone after this session, eh?
Patrick’s house is having a earth quake rn
I saw people training for an iron fist by breaking rocks but you're massaging the rock
Glad to see rocks are moving up in the world
Rock massages are some of my favorite videos from this channel. I always love rewatching them
Yeah
Bro the way he slapping it💀
Like he be slapping yo ma-
😭😭😭😭
Like the way he slapping yo moms?
this video is unique.. and the ending is epic!
I feel it but I don't know where am I suppose to feel it🤠
Bro, Dwayne must be this guy's biggest fan to appear in his videos so much.
Me: guess what
My wife: Did you bring another boulder home?
Me: no
Also me:
shout out to your hands after this one
The rock is just chillin
Bro that rock is the envy of all rocks
Rock Tapping Please
Fittest best-groomed rock in the state 🗿
I hope Dwayne enjoyed the massage
Plank
Done
dude was as stiff as a rock before this
Next up: giving a rock spa treatment
You should make a playlist for videos of this rock
Nunca pensé que una roca fuera tan relajante xd
Erosion speedrun
2:25 foul!
Damn, the rock is getting more and more bald
Now THIS! this is asmr content
That rock almost as stiff as my back
“You feel tense”
My other rocks are jealous of this rock
the happiest rock in the world💀💀👍👍
stop assaulting the poor rock man
What a amazing place to live
That is one lubed up rock.
We love the rock series WhisperSOFT
下一个视频会不会是给树🌲理发💇
I'll be honestly I was cackling when the close up cam came out
The luckiest rock ever 😴
Esto me relaja por que soy rockero
That rock is stoned!
Luckiest rock ever
as a rockville community member id say that its a pretty good massage but 2370 rockdollards for a massage it’s pretty expensive.
-greetings, greg the rock
Hi everyone. God loves everyone! He made everyone and has a son! His son's name is Jesus. His son forgave us of all wrongs. Breathe air. To life.
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W vid though
Super creative ! Keep up the good work :)
you're giving everything a massage but me 😩😫😫😂
Imagine this guy going back inside the house and his girl sees him.
His girl: Why are your hands all dirty? Why are you holding a half empty bottle of oil in your hand?
Him: No reason.
I wish i was that rock-
oiled up rocks
Ummmmm. Can
I be that rock
Geodude approve this video 😂 more of this plsss
Rock and stone
The way he threw out the rock at the end
The Rock: thank you ❤
найс массаж бро
La pregunta sería, es por qué nos relaja ver a alguien hacerle un masaje a una roca?
I wonder what’s the happy ending for rocks
Like to see him give either a haircut or a massage to a doll/stuffed animal.
I need more of these massage videos 🫠 so tingly
Thanks,Finally I'm a rock 🪨