this is the equivalent of Jeffrey Dahmers foreplay. rub lotion on chopped up parts, tear off the flesh or bark in this instance. as an actual tree hugger its parody but its not the real thing
I dont know why I like this man. It's so weird in a way, especially when you think about that maybe people see you and stuff but on the other hand its so relaxing. Cool video haha :D
“Honey, the man is back and he’s rubbing the trees again” “The oak or the pine” “The oak” “Oh good, he did the Pine last time, I was afraid the others might get jealous”
This man is going to have the softest calluses on his hands after the layers of lotion while chopping and rhythmically massaging on the thicker bark trees. The new form of iron hand style, lotion fist style.
Man I love your videos so much! It's not only that you are one of the best and original Asmrists but it's all the hard work, creativity and the humour your videos have. I can't fall asleep without watching at least one of your videos
I was out walking today and saw a tree that looked like 9:26 and it made me laugh thinking of this funny video. Just had to come back and thank ya for contributing to some joy today
You know when I started into ASMR sleep this isnt where I thought I would wind up but... I am surprisingly soothed by strange tree content and you are the sole provider xD
I'm imagining a mother and kids going for a walk and the kids see you and ask what you are doing. The mom looks and says "look away children. He's on something" and walks away really fast with her kids. Anyways, unusual video. Funny as heckie. Also it was really good and tingly. PS: I never thought in my life would I see a man or woman put lotion on a tree.... I guess there is a first for everything. I hope it was cheap lotion. That pump has some distances on it. Dang.
I feel like seeing this from other perspective must be so weird... like imagine walking peacefully around the forest and you see a man throwing lotion to a tree and filming it. *I would run*
LOL! Loved all the splinter comments - first thing I thought when I started watching. That, and how my skin was starting to look like the bark in this weather and how I envied those trees the treatment 😂
To the splinter comments- tbh I think those mostly comes from dead cut wood, I mean think about it, when trees are alive their much more “ soft” mostly because there’s still water and other liquids flowing through it, we’ve all tried to break at least one living twig off of a tree before right? That shit is DIFFICULT because it’s more bendy, but when it’s dry! It’s becomes much more brittle and prone to splintering off because of the moisture being sucked out of it. live trees are too .. wet,. To give splinters so easily( they might just rub his hands raw like sandpaper ) dry wood will give the most splinters. Edit: this is just me speculating, this is not fact. I’m just stuck thinking on it so I wanted to comment lol
*My bf getting home from work:* So what’d you do today? *Me trying to decide how I’m going to explain that I watched a video of a man giving a massage to a tree:* 🤔😅…
You are amazingly funny and completely weird while still doing great ASMR. You must be the life and soul of a party. Thanks for the videos. Glad I stumbled across you.
when clicking on this video i did not expect to see the tree chopped down so im now quite baffled as to how this is relaxing for the tree. caught me off guard but was very funny.
Part 1 -
ruclips.net/video/Z0HZ5aZsrSE/видео.html
I hope you didn’t get too many splinters
You're Very Cute ❤
0:34 I love when I get a massage and get part of my body ripped off lol
CBT is the sexual activity...
very relaxing
was looking for this comment lol
the design is very human
Well he’s massaging a dead body anyways
I love to think that these trees are 50-100 years old, and this is the most attention they've ever gotten from a human being
Especially since SOME of those tress last attention was an axe...
lol@@Officiallex338
Sad part is that theyre actually dead 😢
Si ma non credo gli faccia bene tutta quella crema.....
@@noriatalithabro what ? No
Trees :- Finally a caring human 🥰
by cutting out? 😂
this is the equivalent of Jeffrey Dahmers foreplay.
rub lotion on chopped up parts, tear off the flesh or bark in this instance.
as an actual tree hugger its parody but its not the real thing
But he's ripped a part of the trees body tho
🧍🏻♂️
@@Ilysm_N is like cutting your nail of /j also the tree is obviously a cut off log
Bro just covered the whole forest with lotion
X2 ajajaj
😂
the squirrels returning from a nice walk in the woods to see a random man slapping their house: 👁👄👁
massaging*
I dont know why I like this man. It's so weird in a way, especially when you think about that maybe people see you and stuff but on the other hand its so relaxing. Cool video haha :D
To be fair, people will see you anyways doing this-- whether in real life or via video means. So might as well do it with pride!
@@GgTTV828 yeah but just people that watch asmr see you and people that dont watch may be confused haha :) and that what I ment with weird hehe
Man has a shower thought and turns it into an asmr video
Frfr
For part 3, dress up as the lorax.
I would like to elect you president for your breathtaking ingenuity
This is the best idea ever
I can't remove the thought out of my mind.
Or groot 😂
Nah, unless you subscribe to his patreon
"Honey, he's lotioning the trees."
"Oh, is that what it was?"
Oh HELL nawww….💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀🏀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀👍💀👍💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀👍💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀
😂😂😂😂
“Honey, the man is back and he’s rubbing the trees again”
“The oak or the pine”
“The oak”
“Oh good, he did the Pine last time, I was afraid the others might get jealous”
why did i read this in mr and mrs turners voices
@@csd2168 "Oh wait I think that's Elm"
“DINKLEBERG!!!”
@@csd2168same
@@csd2168 now i cant unhear it😭
@@csd2168 frfr
Tree: finally a human who understands how much it hurts staying still for years🙄
this are the best videos, the ones you go outside and play with nature
wish you the best
the cream and you beating the tree is just amazing
@@tenis5199bro 😭
@@tenis5199no comment
@@tenis5199💀
Him : Hi there big guy
Tree : Help
🤣
0:33
Let me give you a relaxing massage
*proceeds to rip tree’s face off*
It’s been cloudy all week in Michigan. Glad the trees are getting extra care 🤣
i like how at 4:53 he just glances at you like “You there. OBSERVE.”
This man is going to have the softest calluses on his hands after the layers of lotion while chopping and rhythmically massaging on the thicker bark trees. The new form of iron hand style, lotion fist style.
Man I love your videos so much! It's not only that you are one of the best and original Asmrists but it's all the hard work, creativity and the humour your videos have. I can't fall asleep without watching at least one of your videos
This is the most unsettling yet satisfying and pleasant sounding sent video ive ever personally seen, good content man
I was out walking today and saw a tree that looked like 9:26 and it made me laugh thinking of this funny video. Just had to come back and thank ya for contributing to some joy today
imagine just drinking a cup of tea in ur cabin and you see some dude with a neon beanie squirting lotion on the trees🤣
this man is a giga chad for not being scared of splinters
Your tellin me…this man didn’t get ANY splinters?!?!?! Talent right there my friend 😭😂
Wow, I don’t think I’ve ever been this jealous of a tree before 😂🤤😴
Just why is this so nice to listen and watch
Bro took tree hugging to a whole new level
You know when I started into ASMR sleep this isnt where I thought I would wind up but... I am surprisingly soothed by strange tree content and you are the sole provider xD
he's rubbing the morning wood
pause-
no pause@@valerieg4223
I think if every leaf,branch and tress that he have massage can talk,it will definitely say thanks so much to him for giving them a nice free massage.
this is strangely relaxing. Love it 🤔
Well I'm the Soarlax, I massage the trees. A massage is what these trees need. 🌳
im the lorax, i speak for da trees. for some fuckin reason, they're speakin vietnamese
I know in my mind that trees can't feel anything or comprehend anything but everything else is telling me that they love this sh*t
this is the funniest thing i ever seen in my life
absolutely love the sound. thankyou for creating such an interesting and creative piece
I'm imagining a mother and kids going for a walk and the kids see you and ask what you are doing. The mom looks and says "look away children. He's on something" and walks away really fast with her kids.
Anyways, unusual video. Funny as heckie. Also it was really good and tingly.
PS: I never thought in my life would I see a man or woman put lotion on a tree.... I guess there is a first for everything. I hope it was cheap lotion. That pump has some distances on it. Dang.
I like how he throws the lotion bottle down
Watching this makes my hands itch thinking of all the splinters he's catching while doing this 😭👉🤏
I don't know why it's relaxing and funny in a same time
0:35 the masculine urge to remove the part of the trunk😂
Splinters go crazy with this one
12:31 buddy went EXTREMELY MODE
Bro everyone is talking about how they get tingles but I wonder how he doesn’t feel any pain when he hits the tree with bare hands
I feel like seeing this from other perspective must be so weird... like imagine walking peacefully around the forest and you see a man throwing lotion to a tree and filming it.
*I would run*
I would run too haha
Oh thank God you pulled that piece off in the beginning. I would never have been able to relax!!
4:52 - Everything reminds me of her.
this is my favorite ASMR channel of all time
him doing the fast slaps on the tree really did that for me, in the first couple of seconds
LOL! Loved all the splinter comments - first thing I thought when I started watching. That, and how my skin was starting to look like the bark in this weather and how I envied those trees the treatment 😂
The way he said “Hey there big guy” while just staring off😂😂
To the splinter comments- tbh I think those mostly comes from dead cut wood, I mean think about it, when trees are alive their much more “ soft” mostly because there’s still water and other liquids flowing through it, we’ve all tried to break at least one living twig off of a tree before right? That shit is DIFFICULT because it’s more bendy, but when it’s dry! It’s becomes much more brittle and prone to splintering off because of the moisture being sucked out of it.
live trees are too .. wet,. To give splinters so easily( they might just rub his hands raw like sandpaper ) dry wood will give the most splinters.
Edit: this is just me speculating, this is not fact. I’m just stuck thinking on it so I wanted to comment lol
It’s giving…caring lumberjack on his weekend off 😅👌🏻✨
But this guy don’t cut trees, he massages them. He a lumberseuse!
@@BungieBannananah he’s preparing the trees for what’s to come 😂
The tree 6 months later 🤰
The f3ck💀
9 momths*
@ManX12 you give birth after nine months
Lotion and wood...sounds like fun!
bro violated these trees with his misterieous liquid
*My bf getting home from work:* So what’d you do today?
*Me trying to decide how I’m going to explain that I watched a video of a man giving a massage to a tree:* 🤔😅…
wise mystical tree
Oh wow this way better then i expected really, do this more please
Imagine u go on a walk and see a man pumping lotion everywhere and massaging trees.
You are amazingly funny and completely weird while still doing great ASMR. You must be the life and soul of a party. Thanks for the videos. Glad I stumbled across you.
i love the weirdness and randomness of your videos!
"Oh this is so relaxing"
whispersoft: *removes a part of the tree*
Never seen a lubed up tree have such a good time!
Imagine going on a walk in the forest and seeing someone doing this
This is the weirdest thing I didn't know I needed 😌😍
This is unusualy satisfying... Thank you!
This is your niche - love it
"Dude, why is there a white sticky liquid on our trees?"
"Listen, you're never gonna believe-"
my guy is out here getting splinters just to have unique content
i would be so scared of splinters !!! you’re so brave 😮 most dangerous asmr video ?!?
The hunter shots at the back.. be careful my man, great work as always
Groot will be very very happy! 🙏💜
No entiendo por qué es extremadamente relajante , satisfactorio y visualmente , XD , senti un gran cosquilleo , 😸👍
1:10 me as soon as parents leave
This man really know his way around some thick wood.
Ooooohhhh I LOVE these ones! The weirder the better
Необычная идея, просто потрясно😊
Really working out those knots, huh? 😊
Yes more nature asmr😊
Incredible work of ASMR art🤌
Tree massage video #2 of asking for the camera you use cause I love how the colours pop!
"Why do these stack of papers feel smoother than usual and smell like lotion "
🌳:keep the change
Trees be like ' yaah right there that's the spot
The tree 0:36 : that was hardest neck crack i ever had dude😮
And with lotion!?!? DAYUUUUUUMM
i need this every day *_*
3:05 casually violating the tree
0:34 Surgeon Simulator 2 be like:
Best asmrtist I've ever seen in my life 😢,good work bro 👞
All the tingles! Who would’ve thought lotion and trees would put me to sleep 😂
Man those trees are more moisturized than me now🤣🤣
p.s. the sticky tapping is now my favorite trigger EVER
Wow !!the best...the more i watch/listen the more i sleep...the more i fall in love with your vids 🤝🤝👌👌👏👏👏👏👏👏👏
I hope it will be a series
when clicking on this video i did not expect to see the tree chopped down so im now quite baffled as to how this is relaxing for the tree. caught me off guard but was very funny.
Pretty good, omg I love it
Imagine your getting a massage and very randomly your masseur rips a huge chunk off you
What did I do in my life to make RUclips think: " You know what? I think an asmr video on a guy massaging a tree might meet your taste quite well"
Lorax: i passed out 78 times but heres your fkn tree
R.I.P Trunk's shoulder blade.