Considering how the dirty body is such a breeding ground for bacteria, this is definitely true. They may not be very dangerous bacteria, but they are abundant as fuck.
every great asmrist has a trademark. Fredsvoice has the rude english gentleman, Asmr Ryan has the Rude waiter and italian mafia. And then whispersoft is the what its actually like videos and R O C K S.
The most relaxed rock known to man. You know he went to his rock buddies and family telling them the wonders of whispersoft. Your client list should be filling up here soon. You should put googly eyes on the rock.
@@maplesyrup_1239part of me wants to think it’s in a small pet bed, on a shelf… then part of me thinks he probably just uses it as a door stop or something.
This is what happens when you get a creator who cares about his work, doesnt use mouth sounds or edited sounds to make up the video, has a variety of different videos, and also doesnt only make 10 mins vids to get those sweet ads.. he will save the asmr community
@@kektiii1376 yes he is awesome, i started watching him like 6 years ago in hs. another good one is (fe)male asmr, she also has her own one thats just female asmr.
this is what I live for, this is what humans evolved to do. to sit on your lawn in the afternoon and decide "you know what? fuck it. I'm gonna massage a rock.". this is great. subbed.
As per usual so relaxing and so many tingles i didn’t last long before i went to sleep But this is one of your best videos thank you for all your work and dedication to making these videos
thank u so much for doing this, they genuinely love this so much and it is so enriching for them! thank you for introducing this one to pokemon in such a hands-on way! ❤
as a rockrapist (rock therapist) I can tell at first he was a little scared. (he even peed himself) Now you're great friends and he loves to help you in your career
Imagine it’s 2 am and you can’t sleep, so you try some new ASMR, suddenly someone enters into your room and catch you watching a rock being massaged…. BRO! 🤣
Actually this video makes me stay awake cause I'm curious what will he used to massage a rock and I think that's interesting, but it still relaxing for stress relief.
@@sulimlitaev1059 Similar sensation is when you drink or eat something really cold on a hot day. It's that refreshing, heightened sensation without the "pain" of cold. For me it happens on the top of my head.
I’m a licensed massage therockpist. I can confirm the massage was of a high standard and the rock was fully eased
Thank you, my mind can be at ease knowing the rock liked it.
I'm a certified rocktube rockmenter (Rock RUclips Rock Commenter) and I rocke this (Rock Like)
Im a Rocklogist!
Affirmative.
the rock did what now?
3:00 using the pokemon energy cards to remove the rocks negative energy was a stroke of genius!.
At this point, this rock is more hygienic than an average reddit user
Even at the start it was cleaner.
@@thomascaldwell2567 fr 💀
Considering how the dirty body is such a breeding ground for bacteria, this is definitely true.
They may not be very dangerous bacteria, but they are abundant as fuck.
Bruh i use reddit for updates for a Roblox game and i take a shower daily and touch grass 😢
@@Crazydave339 not a reddit user, obviously
I want to be this rock… he seems to be enjoying his life to the fullest. No work, no stress, just vibes . I want this rock’s life
Except it has no life because life comes with one condition and that being eternal pain 😢
@@_aoe I don't want to live.
@@dcavaz then be a rock
@@_aoe I'm considering it.
@@_aoe I will eventually be a rock, so... If I die sooner I can accelerate that process. 🤓
As a very stressed geology student, this is what brings me peace. 12/10, very gneiss
Solid pun!
@@MSUBooBoo You could say it's 'rock' solid!
Igneou- I mean, ingenious pun
These jokes magm- make me so happy. They’re so geode.
Regardless, we should never take these videos for granite, rather we should marble in amazement at his abilities!
Good work, that rock doesn't look a day over 200 years old now
more like 3000 years at the very least
It probably billions of years old at most.
@@Doppish Ive seen 100 years old rocks that looked older than this one
@@-GordonFreeman America was founded 200 years ago
The implication of this statement being: “Everything came into existence when America was born”. A true patriot.
every great asmrist has a trademark. Fredsvoice has the rude english gentleman, Asmr Ryan has the Rude waiter and italian mafia. And then whispersoft is the what its actually like videos and R O C K S.
Lmao, that was actually pretty clever
Don’t forget the ruler
don’t forget the trees!
Don’t forget the books
Don't forget the "how x ASMR actually look like"
I'm getting tingles from a rock being massaged 😂
This man's creativity and passion for ASMR is amazing.
Thank you for this! So many people just dont know how to take proper care of rocks…but seeing this one so cared for and relaxed makes me happy
#stoprockabuse #treatyourrockbetter
His wife must be very jealous of this rock.
The most relaxed rock known to man. You know he went to his rock buddies and family telling them the wonders of whispersoft. Your client list should be filling up here soon.
You should put googly eyes on the rock.
Yes! We need the googly eyes!
This is actually insanely relaxing!
Agree with it
The visuals of the rock being massaged with your hands was sooo relaxing!
W dwayne for not getting mad
Bro really loves that rock 💀
I bet he keeps it hidden inside his cabinet or something
@@maplesyrup_1239 I thinked about that too 🤣
@@maplesyrup_1239part of me wants to think it’s in a small pet bed, on a shelf… then part of me thinks he probably just uses it as a door stop or something.
I think so too. That way if people request a rock video, he just takes that one outside with him instead of trying to look for a new one.
Let's just say i didn't read that as "rock" the first time...
Dude I'm obsessed with this rock, I just love the rock. Not even the sounds it makes just the rock itself. I'd give the world to the rock.
Fellow rock worshipper
@@blueclay22222 indeed
How is it possible.... Im finally having tingles back... I was missing that feeling since 3 years ty dude
Thanks for the massage dude 🤙
Imagine seeing your neighbor giving massage to a rock... 🪨💆🏽💀😅
I would join him
More often than You think
I’d be like yanno what. Valid
tam bunu düşünürken yorumuna denk geldim harika 😇
i was just thinking this, the mental image of walking out onto your porch and seeing your neighbor aggressively massaging a rock with a rolling pin🤣
Bro drowned this rock. Everytime the rock thought it was over Bret just comes outta nowhere and water boards him
Somebody had to do it
I'm so glad dwayne could finally take off some stress
I don't know who is more relaxed, me or the rock
This is what happens when you get a creator who cares about his work, doesnt use mouth sounds or edited sounds to make up the video, has a variety of different videos, and also doesnt only make 10 mins vids to get those sweet ads.. he will save the asmr community
Try ephemeral rift
@@kektiii1376 yes he is awesome, i started watching him like 6 years ago in hs. another good one is (fe)male asmr, she also has her own one thats just female asmr.
Real
ASMR Power of Sound and Tinglesmith are a couple of my favorites out there
10 PM: Alight, just one more video and i'll go to sleep
2:30 AM:
this is what I live for, this is what humans evolved to do. to sit on your lawn in the afternoon and decide "you know what? fuck it. I'm gonna massage a rock.". this is great. subbed.
I’ve always loved pebbles, rocks, etc since young and this just further supports my i-wished-i-were-a-rock.
Never thought I would have tingles from watching a rock being massaged. Damn....
This rock needs its own instagram and social network
I LOVE that I don’t have to turn the volume up to max to hear. Major Plus!
Thank you from those of us with hearing loss!
I've never thought this will be so relaxing.
Thank you very much.
Why is it so relaxing to see how they massage a rock?
As per usual so relaxing and so many tingles i didn’t last long before i went to sleep
But this is one of your best videos thank you for all your work and dedication to making these videos
First time i see Rock ASMR very unique. I feel so much relax.
Truly unique. Thank you for sharing your unique perspective with the internet.
3:00
0:01
0:40
8:34
my favorite parts
That rock has gotten the best experience of its life
7:37 😂😂
Lmao😂
Glad to know you got his back when he really hits rock bottom.
Go get a job
@@pbeatriz8 lmaooo
@@pbeatriz8Ironic.
@@pbeatriz8someone’s abit mad 😬
I'm so happy you actually washed the rock this time
I will never understand why I find a stone massage so relaxing
thank u so much for doing this, they genuinely love this so much and it is so enriching for them! thank you for introducing this one to pokemon in such a hands-on way! ❤
Ain’t never seen a Dwayne Johnson massage before. That’s wild my guy you’ve come a long way🔥
This rock's life is better than mine
as a rockrapist (rock therapist) I can tell at first he was a little scared.
(he even peed himself)
Now you're great friends and he loves to help you in your career
rock..rapist?
@@bondforeverwhooooops yeah, never heard of that job?
10/10 rockrapist.
Would rockrape again.
@@Xalo_ He must be new around here. Don't mind him.
the rock looks like very relaxed and happy.
Brother, I’d never thought I’d ever say this to another man, but your hands are magical 😂
Is that water or actual massage oil I can’t bloody work it out and it’s driving me mad 😂 P.S tingles are Insane!! 🙌🏼
I think it’s just soapy water, if not idk how the bloody hell he can afford using all that oil on a rock 😂
@@cydney..downssHe works in medicine I believe, and YT is way more of a stable income source than what you may think.
@@Ie_Froggy oop okay, didn’t mean to offend anyone..
@@cydney..downss Sorry if I came across as rude :P
But generally speaking he makes enough money from youtube to cover using actual massage oil.
Porfavor queremos más videos con la roca es un símbolo es una señal de esperanza en el asmr
I was really relaxed then started dying when you took out the rolling pin
Great video as always😴 maybe an idea for the next video, you could do a deep clean „skin care“ before the massage?🙃
...honey, the guy with the rock is back
*neighbours peering through the window*
2 часа ночи а я смотрю как какой то парень масажирует камень
жиза брат, на часах 01:57... чем я занимаюсь...
@@kaiuer1:47 here brother, we be chilling brother
this rock gives some of the best asmr fr
Yeah lol
everything about this video is just perfect
Girl Asmr: "Personal attention Asmr"
Boy Asmr: "See this cool rock? We're gonna give it a massage.
I'm glad you could show this rock the respect it deserves
From 🪨 to this 🗿, this man's a master at his craft. Sponge bob style 😂😂😂❤️💯✊🤲🙌🙌🙌🙌🙌
The rock pulled a 🤫🧏
Imagine it’s 2 am and you can’t sleep, so you try some new ASMR, suddenly someone enters into your room and catch you watching a rock being massaged…. BRO! 🤣
The rock series is one of the best ive ever seen
Talk about a stiff patient!
This rock is the celebrity rock amongst rocks 😂
Смотря на его видео, мне кажется, что этот камень живёт лучше чем я...
Все мы хотим быть этим камнем...
The first 1.25 minutes of this video were more unpredictable than every asmr video i ever saw
Scraping the rock with the cards should be weird, and I guess it is, but the tingles are sooooo good!
His wife is jealous of how much more attention he gives to the rock than to her 😂
💩
Genuinely really liked the grass ripping sounds
Your videos about this rock is so good you got a sub!
Amazing how it stands still
why is this actually satisfying
Tingles from start to finish with your videos ❤🤗
Why am I watching this? Why is it relaxing? What am I doing with my life? I have so many questinons..
“Daaad, the man with the rock is on the porch again…”
Это камень наслаждается лучшей жизнью!💀💀
I am going crazy rn, how can this be so so so tinglyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy
0:38 STOP YOURE KILLING HIM 😭😭😭
I‘m still fucking stone this is ㅈㄴ good
응 나도 질투나 ㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋ
As a rock, this massage looks very relaxing
moisturized. in his lane. flourishing
9:23 よく見たら岩タイプの弱点でマッサージしてる。
"Uh . . . Mom i think the neighbors on drugs again"
Dwayne Johnson is this guy's regular customer.
Actually this video makes me stay awake cause I'm curious what will he used to massage a rock and I think that's interesting, but it still relaxing for stress relief.
One of these days he’s gonna have a boulder showing up on his door step with a yellow sponge and a blue octopus on top asking for a massage.
This was hitting too good. Haven't had tingles in the head in a long time.
how do tingles feel tho. Never had the experience
@@sulimlitaev1059 Similar sensation is when you drink or eat something really cold on a hot day. It's that refreshing, heightened sensation without the "pain" of cold. For me it happens on the top of my head.
I don't know why but i got tingles from the rock
I mean this does give me tingles so.... as random as it is it works lol
Nice to see your pet rock getting pampered and all. Wonder if mine grew up like yours 😢
Great video. I like it. Whispersoft: massages rock. Patrick Starfish: What are you doing to my house?!
Nurse he's out again
The way the brush part of the scrubber came off
The only guy in the world to give Mother Nature massages
That is the happiest rock in the world.
just imagine how smooth the rock will be in a time
after 5 minutes I fell asleep
Thank you sir!
*Honey! Our neighbor is doing that ritual again with the cards and the rock!*
seeing the Pokémon cards stressed me out
His neighbors watching from next door: 🧍♀🧍♂
Their probably so confused 😭
That really is what the rock needed tho
Why is this relaxing
Can’t wait for you to do the rock’s makeup asmr.
never would’ve thought i’d be jealous of a ROCK…