Dutch Sperm Donor with Perfect Hair Fathers 550 Children | Jonathan Jacob Meijer Case Analysis

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  • Опубликовано: 5 авг 2024
  • This video answers the question: Can I analyze the case of Jonathan Jacob Meijer? He is the subject of a 2024 Netflix documentary titled “The Man with 1,000 Kids.”
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  • @ManCheetah294
    @ManCheetah294 24 дня назад +2946

    Dr Todd is still doing so well despite losing both his arms. What an absolute shining legend.

    • @TES-qf7du
      @TES-qf7du 24 дня назад +204

      😂😂😂😂😂

    • @colleenf114
      @colleenf114 24 дня назад +207

      That’s hilarious I was just thinking the same thing…Where’s his arms?????? 😂

    • @Girlgonewise
      @Girlgonewise 24 дня назад +74

      😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

    • @Ellliieeeeee
      @Ellliieeeeee 24 дня назад +170

      Funniest comment I’ve ever seen on any platform EVER

    • @WilliamMcDougald-pm3fq
      @WilliamMcDougald-pm3fq 24 дня назад +122

      He's like Monty Python Knight now.

  • @gags730
    @gags730 24 дня назад +1071

    550 Children and he never changed a single diaper.

    • @PicoAndSepulveda
      @PicoAndSepulveda 24 дня назад

      He has earned the title of sperm donor.

    • @mystiquesquared
      @mystiquesquared 24 дня назад +38

      Legendary Status Achievement

    • @readynowforever3676
      @readynowforever3676 24 дня назад +81

      And no child support. As a matter of fact, he gets paid by the desperate mothers.

    • @sanepillow59
      @sanepillow59 24 дня назад +53

      The narcissism/grandiosity is big in this one

    • @algorythym
      @algorythym 24 дня назад

      ​​@@readynowforever3676the mother's never paid him anything. It's the clinic that pays and profits. Also sperm is considered property and can be purchased by anyone including men since 10% of them are infertile. Since he was offering privately they never paid him.

  • @bedazzledmisery6969
    @bedazzledmisery6969 24 дня назад +130

    This man fathered a whole tiny country.
    Elon Musk must be so jealous!

    • @InesElm-dj9tn
      @InesElm-dj9tn 16 дней назад +1

      😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂 THEY GONNA COMPETE 😂😂😂😂 BUT I SUPPORT THIS DUTCH GUY REPRODUCTION IS PERSONAL RIGHT

    • @Makes_me_wonder
      @Makes_me_wonder 18 часов назад +1

      Why are you assuming Elon has the same goal as this guy?

  • @Polyphemus47
    @Polyphemus47 24 дня назад +514

    Back in the mid-'80s, I had a lesbian couple as good friends. They asked me to donate sperm when they wanted to have a child. After some serious thought, I refused. I just didn't want a child of mine in the world, that I had no part in raising.

    • @Jachi_Michael
      @Jachi_Michael 24 дня назад

      You child would have been a pervert too

    • @edelweiss2.076
      @edelweiss2.076 24 дня назад +53

      Polyphemus47, That makes sense. It was high praise, though, that they asked. 😊

    • @Polyphemus47
      @Polyphemus47 24 дня назад +30

      @@edelweiss2.076 Yes, it was, and I did see it that way.

    • @coweatsman
      @coweatsman 24 дня назад +55

      It's a child support risk which I would not take. You never know if, despite all agreements and any contracts signed, if a court will send you a bill or a law is passed which applies retrospectively.

    • @lunix3259
      @lunix3259 24 дня назад +28

      You have good instincts.

  • @gags730
    @gags730 24 дня назад +605

    What started as a simple hair choice will become the largest mental health study with genetics.

  • @hatuletoh
    @hatuletoh 24 дня назад +813

    Hair. That was the most important characteristic for hundreds of women in choosing a father for their children. Kind of explains a lot about the people you meet every day, and the state of the human race in general.

    • @sarahd8093
      @sarahd8093 24 дня назад +47

      When my ex husband started going bald it didn't bother me at all. I think it bothered him way more than me.

    • @canileaveitblank1476
      @canileaveitblank1476 24 дня назад +47

      You didn’t know women were this deep, did you? 😂

    • @shweefranglais7900
      @shweefranglais7900 24 дня назад +36

      A receding hairline is a significant source of worry for many men and maybe the mothers did not want their child to go through this when they reached adulthood.

    • @troy3456789
      @troy3456789 24 дня назад +44

      They vote too. They literally vote.

    • @fevkaladeninfevki
      @fevkaladeninfevki 24 дня назад

      ​@@troy3456789Why not? Men who make OF professionals get rich, can vote

  • @shweefranglais7900
    @shweefranglais7900 24 дня назад +244

    I am dying to know how many of the 500 have luscious blond hair.

    • @terryowen6759
      @terryowen6759 24 дня назад +27

      That's actually a good question, I'd love to know too

    • @Seeingisntbelieving
      @Seeingisntbelieving 23 дня назад +21

      The kids are probably cuties.

    • @M1N1Girl007
      @M1N1Girl007 22 дня назад +6

      watch the documentary

    • @fehyndana7725
      @fehyndana7725 21 день назад +16

      The kids all are blonde and look like him according to the documentary

    • @Littlemouse884
      @Littlemouse884 20 дней назад +3

      Yeah he probably dyes his hair blonde so his kids are probably all brunettes and redheads 😆

  • @Ragdollcatlover
    @Ragdollcatlover 24 дня назад +96

    Not really fair for any child to know that they have 550 unknown siblings out there.

    • @TimJBenham
      @TimJBenham 24 дня назад +13

      They could start a facebook group or something... then they could be one huge happy family. You'd never have to pay for a hotel again!

    • @bnic9471
      @bnic9471 24 дня назад +6

      ​@@TimJBenhamA lot of donor kids do this.

    • @stefanisilva2493
      @stefanisilva2493 24 дня назад

      Why? They have 549 chances of receiving organs. Way more then any of us

    • @Pixietoria
      @Pixietoria 21 день назад +7

      @@TimJBenham This is exactly what the mothers who found out about his lies did. They have a fb group and meet up.

    • @DivineLightPaladin
      @DivineLightPaladin 21 день назад

      Yeah it's sad

  • @kimmi2662
    @kimmi2662 24 дня назад +396

    If the donor is meeting you at the mall, you should have many many questions.

    • @michaelmoorrees3585
      @michaelmoorrees3585 24 дня назад +29

      And suggests doing it the old fashion way. When I was a younger man, I wish I had come up with that one !

    • @Hollylivengood
      @Hollylivengood 24 дня назад +4

      If the donor looked like this one, he'd be lucky to make it out of the parking lot. Actually, he might find walking difficult. Like, would he have a group discount? There are old ladies here, discounts matter.

    • @jenerin905
      @jenerin905 24 дня назад +25

      Sadly, I think this says more about the desperation of the mothers to get pregnant

    • @sansnom508
      @sansnom508 24 дня назад +10

      Who knows what's really in that fresh specimen produced in a public bathroom? Diseases? Poisonous substances? There are reasons for regulations.

    • @mindareinetels6047
      @mindareinetels6047 24 дня назад

      😅😅😅😅😅😅​@@Hollylivengood

  • @CanadianNewYorker
    @CanadianNewYorker 24 дня назад +607

    Dude has Brad Pitts hair in the 90s mixed with Carrot Tops face.

  • @bronsiee
    @bronsiee 21 день назад +32

    It's not that the women were so attracted to his long blond hair, but that they inagined their own small children having beautiful long blond hair

    • @lysandros765
      @lysandros765 День назад

      Finally someone who made the distinction, thanks.

  • @williamwelch7
    @williamwelch7 24 дня назад +89

    Thanks Dr. Grande. Perhaps if the courts had ruled he was financially responsible for his children, his hands on approach would have stopped a long time ago.

    • @AAKing-d8b
      @AAKing-d8b 12 дней назад

      Why should he be?

    • @williamwelch7
      @williamwelch7 12 дней назад +1

      @@AAKing-d8b A man should be responsible for any child he chooses to bring into the world, and be a provider and a father to the child.

    • @AAKing-d8b
      @AAKing-d8b 12 дней назад

      @@williamwelch7 These ugly women chose this, knowing he wouldn't financially support the children. It's on them.

  • @allegory7638
    @allegory7638 24 дня назад +276

    "Ove time, Jonathan became dissatisfied with remaining anonymous."
    The lack of altruism eventually reveals itself.

    • @user-xf4es7eh9y
      @user-xf4es7eh9y 24 дня назад +2

      that doesnt seem like a valid argument at all. he was more than willing to be involved in the lives of those he donated to and the children. he didn't have to do any of that and what does he get from it?

    • @kevinz6018
      @kevinz6018 23 дня назад +5

      More than willing = contribute zero dollars financially

    • @JENKEN425
      @JENKEN425 23 дня назад

      any man who fathers over 1000 kids clearly is narcissistic, he wants everyone to know who he is lol

    • @user-xf4es7eh9y
      @user-xf4es7eh9y 23 дня назад

      @@kevinz6018 I don't think you understand how this works. He's not the one that's paying anything. He's the one that's getting paid. Because he is the one rendering a service here. Are you 12 or something? You do understand that he isn't actually a parent to any of these children? He's a sperm donor, not a father.

    • @jaymike3302
      @jaymike3302 23 дня назад

      ​@@user-xf4es7eh9y He has a fetish. He's weird. It's not to help people.

  • @LibraryLizard
    @LibraryLizard 24 дня назад +359

    Imagine the disappointment when your baby inherits the bald gene instead.

    • @laurenann8859
      @laurenann8859 24 дня назад +13

      I've heard that men supposed to inherit their hairline from their mothers side of the family but I don't think I place to much stock in that as my 85 yo dad still has a full head of hair (more than I do, as his daughter) while his younger brothers (5 & 14 years younger) are completely bald on top. My Dad had gorgeous dark, thick and wavy hair but I unfortunately got my mothers horribly thin/fine mousy brown hair :(.

    • @curlyhairdudeify
      @curlyhairdudeify 24 дня назад +12

      Yeap, from the mother. The baldness gene comes from the mothers. My mother is balding, and my youngest brother is balding too. It's passed on the X chromosome.

    • @malcolmapplet4313
      @malcolmapplet4313 24 дня назад +6

      You get your Maternal Grandfathers hair. It's what I've always heard.

    • @sarahjaye4117
      @sarahjaye4117 24 дня назад

      @@malcolmapplet4313😂

    • @landonpoole8003
      @landonpoole8003 24 дня назад +2

      Mothers father comes the bald head

  • @sirennoir258
    @sirennoir258 19 дней назад +19

    I know a woman with very large teal blue eyes who donated eggs to a bank. She mothered at LEAST six children overseas she knows about. She never told her family because she knows her parents would be heartbroken that she "gave their grandkids away." Also, only one or two of the kids she knows of have her eyes. Betting on a recessive trait is a very bad idea.

    • @aena5995
      @aena5995 7 дней назад

      Donating eggs requires a whole surgery unlike male 💀

  • @jeffreybrewer8649
    @jeffreybrewer8649 24 дня назад +54

    This guy should definitely get a guest spot on the daytime soap "All My Children"

    • @ingeranika9276
      @ingeranika9276 24 дня назад +4

      😆

    • @Anabee3
      @Anabee3 24 дня назад +2

      That was my favorite soap opera. My gma inadvertently got me hooked way back in the early mid 70's. Erica & Mark (the jingle writer) were together. I watched, religiously, til 1990 when I had my 1st child. (Idkh ppl with kids find time to watch soaps). AMC's final ep was Sept 2013, so his chances of getting a guest spot might have a few obstacles 😉.

    • @sarahjaye4117
      @sarahjaye4117 21 день назад

      Lol

    • @sweetmissypetuniawilson9206
      @sweetmissypetuniawilson9206 15 дней назад

      ​@@Anabee3I'll tell you how..
      N*glect & having the children do everything for you so you can sit in front on the TV all day! 🙋‍♀️
      I lived it.

  • @rayross997
    @rayross997 24 дня назад +336

    As a bald man with no ability to diagnose anyone, I can only speculate what might be happening in a situation like this. 🤓

    • @KimKalli
      @KimKalli 24 дня назад +13

      😂😂😂

    • @KoolT
      @KoolT 24 дня назад +8

      😂😂😂😂😂❤

    • @robertstone9988
      @robertstone9988 24 дня назад +14

      As a fellow bald man with no ability to diagnose anyone I also can only speculate what's up hear, but I can confirm I have less children than this man. Maybe it is the hair?

    • @oraclepanda
      @oraclepanda 24 дня назад +21

      Your comment is generating an interesting dialog

    • @lesliehasenkampf7088
      @lesliehasenkampf7088 24 дня назад +7

      😂😂😂😂yours is the best comment so far!

  • @martycarri3109
    @martycarri3109 24 дня назад +95

    I always thought of women who sought artificial insemination were more selective about their sources. I guess desperation makes people do desperate things

    • @Laotzu.Goldbug
      @Laotzu.Goldbug 24 дня назад +17

      They are selective. Sometimes they're just not very good at selecting.

    • @JENKEN425
      @JENKEN425 23 дня назад

      ageee

    • @rib.7809
      @rib.7809 23 дня назад

      ❗️❗️❗️❗️❗️❗️❗️❗️

    • @DivineLightPaladin
      @DivineLightPaladin 21 день назад +1

      I know someone who chose to be a single mother via s bank purchase. So yeah, desperation is a hecc of a drug.

    • @stanford2590
      @stanford2590 13 дней назад

      ​@Laotzu.Goldbug😂😂

  • @Lisargarza
    @Lisargarza 24 дня назад +63

    Another factor missing from your statistics is the fact that all of these children form a single age (or close in age) cohort. From the documentary, they all appear to be within ten years of one another, thus increasing the likelihood that they will be in similar grades in school and university. 😒

    • @annabahatska1433
      @annabahatska1433 22 дня назад +16

      Especially if it is in the Netherlands, not exactly a big country.

    • @lindabakker3727
      @lindabakker3727 21 день назад +13

      exactly. There are already 3 half-siblings in one single school... (as shown in the documentary)

    • @jenh6247
      @jenh6247 19 дней назад +1

      And therefore part of the same dating pool 😮

    • @XanArt21
      @XanArt21 19 дней назад +3

      He has 6 kids (that we know of) in our little city.

  • @lobsterboy2020
    @lobsterboy2020 24 дня назад +52

    I'm very sorry to hear about Dr Grande's dual arm removal surgery. Speedy recovery 🙏🙏

  • @SweetRian
    @SweetRian 24 дня назад +149

    Jonathan and others in Netherlands need to take DNA tests in the future, too close to going full family circle. ⭕️

    • @mcqueenXO
      @mcqueenXO 24 дня назад +6

      Exactly what I was thinking!

    • @dianevanderlinden3480
      @dianevanderlinden3480 24 дня назад +8

      yeah it's not exactly a huge country. Very scary indeed.

    • @peapod6747
      @peapod6747 24 дня назад +11

      Don't they already do this in iceland? They have a database to tell you if two people are too closely related. Because everyone there is related.

    • @kiiltochii1607
      @kiiltochii1607 24 дня назад +3

      They need that app from Iceland* to check how closely related they are lol
      (* I'm not if this app is true or just an urban legend)

    • @ouwebrood497
      @ouwebrood497 23 дня назад +2

      @@dianevanderlinden3480 LOL. Niece-nephew marriage is far more of a problem.

  • @jk-sd6qc
    @jk-sd6qc 24 дня назад +67

    It is disconcerting to ponder that there now exist 550 (or 1000, or 3000) offspring sharing 50% of that individual's genetic material. Sperm donations seem to be an ideal mechanism for passing on genes while avoiding any obligations traditionally linked to parenting, such as laborious effort and financial support.

    • @audralynn7454
      @audralynn7454 24 дня назад +13

      That's probably part of why it's illegal to donate to more than a certain amount of women.

    • @AG-iu9lv
      @AG-iu9lv 22 дня назад +6

      Something like 1 in 7 people alive today are descended from ghengis khan, and we're all still here. There's far more genetic overlap than most people realize.

    • @keelhe893
      @keelhe893 20 дней назад

      He’s like a modern day Ghengis Khan 😂😂😂

  • @Pandagurl218
    @Pandagurl218 24 дня назад +98

    After seeing the half brother and sister in Africa who fell in love got married got pregnant before finding out they shared a father.. and it was only 2 people make me wary it may happen more often than many realize

    • @terryowen6759
      @terryowen6759 24 дня назад +5

      I've seen recently that it's actually not as bad genetically as it sounds, I think its when you continue it thru generations that it causes problems

    • @haruspex1-50
      @haruspex1-50 22 дня назад +15

      @@terryowen6759don’t sugar coat it. It’s really bad 😅

    • @terryowen6759
      @terryowen6759 22 дня назад +4

      @@haruspex1-50 I don't condone it, I'm just saying... genetically

    • @Iflie
      @Iflie 20 дней назад

      Full adopted siblings too, it happens more because the siblings are in eachothers age range and they do report a sort of instant connection. Genetic attraction isn't that easily dismissed when parents fall in love with their child and that child with them after reuniting as adults. Something that has no reason of happening without that factor.
      I didn't grow up with my father and certainly wasn't attracted to him but I do know he felt the way my mother felt. Without any positive associations or feelings about it I think that's not a factor science can figure out yet.

    • @Pandagurl218
      @Pandagurl218 20 дней назад +3

      @@terryowen6759 king tuts virtual autopsy says otherwise 🥴
      There is a reason Beta-thalassaemia exceeds 40% in certain middle eastern groups and 80% in the isolated Papua New Guinea tribe… inbreeding/cousin marriages.
      I’m currently vacationing in Pakistan, the prevalence of physical deformities, mental delays, over all illnesses are evident in some families.

  • @tommccormick9290
    @tommccormick9290 24 дня назад +30

    That raises the possibility of unintentionally incestuous relationships where their partner may actually be their half brother/sister.

    • @lovedalot
      @lovedalot 20 дней назад +1

      😮 chilling

  • @rejaneoliveira5019
    @rejaneoliveira5019 24 дня назад +75

    “Oceans of blond hair will strangle the planet earth.”🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 That’s too funny!
    Great review, humor and statistical analysis!
    Thank you, Dr. Grande.❤

  • @jimmyseaver3647
    @jimmyseaver3647 24 дня назад +223

    The dude's determined to be in the same boat as Ghengis Khan when it comes to paternity. At least these women are more willing.

    • @Koozomec
      @Koozomec 24 дня назад +9

      It's a living meme.

    • @sanepillow59
      @sanepillow59 24 дня назад

      Ghengis Khan paid child support, unlike this deadbeat

    • @NoToBigBro
      @NoToBigBro 24 дня назад +7

      Ghengis Khan could not be sued whereas Johnathon can be sued if his grandchildren have 3 arms.

    • @davidc1878
      @davidc1878 24 дня назад +12

      I heard Ghengis had beautiful locks too.

    • @coweatsman
      @coweatsman 24 дня назад +6

      @@davidc1878 Any powerful man is attractive to some women. Offspring are more likely to survive if fathered by a powerful man like GK and that is in the genetic interest of the woman.

  • @Reyma777
    @Reyma777 24 дня назад +47

    I found the documentary to be hyperbolic. It’s also odd that women selected Jonathan for his blonde hair only, as he isn’t physically or mentally a remarkable person. Jonathan was shown to have no special talents, athletics or academic achievements, yet the women wanted to have kids with him. From my observations based on the people that I know, the more successful people I know have fewer kids. While more often less successful dudes have more kids, with more women….

    • @TimJBenham
      @TimJBenham 24 дня назад +2

      Makes you wonder about women, eh?

    • @bnic9471
      @bnic9471 24 дня назад +9

      Maybe this guy became a sort of fad among women, like owning a teacup Yorkie.

    • @Anabee3
      @Anabee3 24 дня назад +5

      Right?.and he's not even blond. His hair is strawberry blond which is another way to say "light red". And his hairline is not impressive either. So I don't get it.

    • @terryowen6759
      @terryowen6759 24 дня назад +3

      The guy is also good looking... and only half of the genetic equation...maybe the woman had blonde hair and blue eyes too?

    • @Reyma777
      @Reyma777 23 дня назад +7

      @@terryowen6759You just provided evidence for the relation of blonde hair and blue eyes to sexual selection. The two traits are deemed attractive enough to override other traits, despite being superficial.

  • @jrpgaddict7726
    @jrpgaddict7726 24 дня назад +51

    Disgusting, now imagine those siblings getting together 💀

    • @mrsmith782
      @mrsmith782 23 дня назад

      oh thats a very good point actually, i didnt think of it.

    • @XanArt21
      @XanArt21 19 дней назад

      Watch the docu, it's even worse than you think.

    • @theredtechnician
      @theredtechnician 18 дней назад

      TBH that is the only issue I can really relate with, I don't get any of the objections beyond that fact, it's not like you have to organize a 500 person reunion every year.

    • @donjon123
      @donjon123 6 дней назад +1

      Sweet home alabama

  • @EliseVeldt-xc5wl
    @EliseVeldt-xc5wl 24 дня назад +59

    imagine him having to pay child support to all of his children

  • @ShannonStevens-gl7le
    @ShannonStevens-gl7le 24 дня назад +210

    Is the colour of your shirt eggplant?! I see what you did there Dr Grande, very clever😀

  • @maxmotors9497
    @maxmotors9497 24 дня назад +59

    If this guy has perfect hair with all those split ends, then tell the ladies I have a 150 IQ😂

  • @kylepieczynski9576
    @kylepieczynski9576 24 дня назад +136

    Dr. Grande's favorite book might be "A Farewell to Arms"

  • @KimberlyLetsGo
    @KimberlyLetsGo 24 дня назад +82

    John Jacob Jinglehiemer Schmidt has been paid quite well for being a 'donor'.

    • @KB-sg7tv
      @KB-sg7tv 24 дня назад +2

      🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

    • @sondragramse1770
      @sondragramse1770 24 дня назад +2

      Schmidt

    • @nancyayotte2297
      @nancyayotte2297 24 дня назад +5

      His name is my name too.

    • @KimberlyLetsGo
      @KimberlyLetsGo 24 дня назад +1

      @@nancyayotte2297 Would the be John Jacob Jinglehiemer the 115th?

    • @KB-sg7tv
      @KB-sg7tv 23 дня назад +4

      @@nancyayotte2297 Whenever I go out, the people always shout, there goes John Jacob Jingleheimer Schmidt NA NA NA NA NA NA NA…….

  • @shameronstar7220
    @shameronstar7220 24 дня назад +138

    Abraham: I’m the father of a nation.
    Jonathan: Hold my beer!

    • @rebeccablackburn9487
      @rebeccablackburn9487 23 дня назад +3

      Jonathan: Me too!! Ain't it cool!

    • @rivivuel8188
      @rivivuel8188 22 дня назад

      Genghis khan: have any of you ever heard of the Asian baby blue butt? 🧞‍♂️

    • @campion04
      @campion04 20 дней назад

      There’s a difference. One example had kids raised with sustainable values. One doesn’t.

    • @Kolesha
      @Kolesha 20 дней назад +1

      Abraham is the father of nationS. John can't compare. Abraham has as many children as the stars you see at night (obviously in rural areas nowadays).

    • @shameronstar7220
      @shameronstar7220 20 дней назад

      @@Kolesha Which is why this war in Gaza is crazy because both Isaac and Ishmael both are Abraham’s sons so Jews and Muslims are siblings.

  • @k.i.1700
    @k.i.1700 24 дня назад +52

    I have a co-worker who also sought sperm donation. Low and behold, she chose a sperm doner with blond hair and blue eyes. Something about that blond hair.

    • @edelweiss2.076
      @edelweiss2.076 24 дня назад +4

      I think everyone has a "type".

    • @TimJBenham
      @TimJBenham 24 дня назад

      Denmark is the world's top sperm exporter for that reason.

    • @bnic9471
      @bnic9471 24 дня назад +6

      I chose brown hair and brown eyes to match my husband's color. In the same catalogue, a very tall, fair-haired, blue-eyed donor had several times the pregnancy rate of shorter, darker donors. People are so shallow. 🤪

    • @runningfromabear8354
      @runningfromabear8354 22 дня назад

      ​@@bnic9471 We tried to match my husband because our older child we successfully had shares his coloring). Black hair and blue eyes. Unfortunately, none in the Canadian sperm Bank and we didn't want a sperm donor who was paid (there's an option to get sperm donations from outside Canada here). We went with dark brown hair and hazel eyes, we liked his profile. Someone happy and optimistic like my husband. We had twins on our first try, it went really, really well. Our son has straight white blond hair and hazel eyes (looks nothing like either of us) and our daughter has curly blonde hair and blue eyes and looks just like my baby pics. So that part didn't go as planned but our oldest looks a lot like my husband still.

    • @philtherealdeal100
      @philtherealdeal100 21 день назад

      They just like White men lol nothing wrong with that

  • @tvtvtfan3767
    @tvtvtfan3767 19 дней назад +5

    He looks terrible. He is disgusting for his actions. He has created chaos. I feel so sorry for these children. I really hope all these parents were honest with these children. I feel bad for their dating life. Imagine finding out you have over 500 biological siblings, who you know nothing about. It should be law that children know if they are adopted and that they were from a sperm donations

  • @jbellfield
    @jbellfield 24 дня назад +287

    Ehh, that's not fathering a child. His situation is more like bacteria than a father.

    • @PicoAndSepulveda
      @PicoAndSepulveda 24 дня назад +7

      Good point there

    • @mystiquesquared
      @mystiquesquared 24 дня назад

      Bacteria Kids. 😂

    • @icturner23
      @icturner23 24 дня назад +12

      Not really. People don’t ask to be infected with bacteria. The mothers all consented to conceive children with his genes.

    • @whitepouch0904
      @whitepouch0904 24 дня назад +3

      😂😂

    • @sanepillow59
      @sanepillow59 24 дня назад

      People like this barbie are insane narcissists. I'd rather raise a single child than have 1000 strangers carrying my blood.

  • @frankie6756
    @frankie6756 24 дня назад +131

    He was considered "head and shoulders"above other donors 😂

  • @grimcity
    @grimcity 24 дня назад +60

    To be fair, dentists _are_ kinda evil.

    • @amirahaidary4187
      @amirahaidary4187 24 дня назад +6

      Tooth extraction in Orthodontics is really bad for a person’s long term health and happiness.

    • @egomod
      @egomod 24 дня назад +7

      @@amirahaidary4187you might change your mind if you saw my brothers teeth 😂

    • @DrSimpleBeauty
      @DrSimpleBeauty 23 дня назад +2

      🎶You’ll be a dentiiiiist🎶🪥🤐💉

    • @Silenceeify
      @Silenceeify 22 дня назад +1

      No they're not❤❤❤

    • @grimcity
      @grimcity 22 дня назад

      @@Silenceeify 😉

  • @Meela234
    @Meela234 24 дня назад +14

    This is how people end up dating their own sibling. All these men having children with different women and the children grow up not knowing each other.

  • @karenlarsen8980
    @karenlarsen8980 24 дня назад +72

    ……..Jingleheimer Schmidt, his dad is my dad tooooooo 🎶

    • @annjohnson6193
      @annjohnson6193 24 дня назад +3

      So true in this case. I remember that song

    • @crazyfox9oh
      @crazyfox9oh 21 день назад

      😆😆😆😆😆

    • @midlight9758
      @midlight9758 21 день назад +1

      Yeah as soon as he said “John Jacob…” my brain went there…

  • @pamelamays4186
    @pamelamays4186 24 дня назад +40

    When the saying "be fruitful and multiply" has been taken to the extreme, extreme.

  • @bch5513
    @bch5513 24 дня назад +24

    "I imagine the construct of finding it hard was a familiar feeling..." with a straight face 💀

  • @jake3028
    @jake3028 24 дня назад +19

    “I imagine the construct of finding it hard, was a familiar feeling for Jonathan based on… the frequency of.. his donations” 😂

  • @moemenace5345
    @moemenace5345 24 дня назад +65

    Congrats on your successful arm removal surgery Dr. Grande!!

  • @enterchannelname4542
    @enterchannelname4542 24 дня назад +413

    Children act like their fathers. Choosing an exceedingly weird man to have a child with might be a mistake.

    • @williamryan9195
      @williamryan9195 24 дня назад

      Yeah but who cares he has big hair, Blonde hair. Women are ridiculous.

    • @heloramos82
      @heloramos82 24 дня назад +76

      But they will have great hair!!! 😂😂😂

    • @gags730
      @gags730 24 дня назад +31

      This will end up being one heck of a mental health study with genetics! Between the way this guy acts and the high standards the mothers chose to get that particular seed will be interesting.

    • @Koozomec
      @Koozomec 24 дня назад +3

      But... the feelings !

    • @marybethjordan8520
      @marybethjordan8520 24 дня назад +1

      You got that right!

  • @meganburak7297
    @meganburak7297 24 дня назад +22

    I think your tone of the consequences misses the mark quite a bit. See the case of Donald Cline (doctor who used his own sperm to impregnate patients - patients thought they were just getting donor sperm). His children have had a very difficult time with the situation. Especially given how many children this man has in the Netherlands, it’s quite possible to end up meeting a sibling without knowing it with horrifying mental health concerns if romantic relationships form. This isn’t about birthday cards.

    • @malcolmapplet4313
      @malcolmapplet4313 24 дня назад +3

      IDK if it's the same guy. A fertility doctor? He was kind of goofy looking and all his kids, well, they got the goofy looking gene. Thanks Dad!

    • @cathyellis3948
      @cathyellis3948 24 дня назад +13

      I agree, this situation has lots of consequences with the children and while I usually like videos on this channel, I think Todd has failed to thoroughly look into the emotional and psychological impacts on the children of knowing they are one of hundreds of siblings and Dad is a compulsive liar.

    • @lindabakker3727
      @lindabakker3727 21 день назад +5

      completely agree! The consequences in a tiny country like the Netherlands will be big.. If there are already 3 half-siblings in one grade-school.

  • @johnbauman4005
    @johnbauman4005 24 дня назад +20

    11:30: Perhaps look at the probability of incest in The Netherlands. The map of recipients shown in the story was highly concentrated there vs the rest of Europe and the world at large. The possibility of consanguinity there would theoretically be much higher due to physical proximity, common language and customs, etc.
    A sperm clinic physician on the show was embarrassingly incompetent in apparently trusting donors to be honest about the number of times they donated without performing due dilligence and tracking donations proactively. His naieveté was appalling.

    • @annaf3915
      @annaf3915 24 дня назад +13

      I agree, in the Netflix documentary one of the women was a kindergarten teacher and noticed that her daughter looked very similar to a colleague's daughter, and someone related to her niece as well as someone who was friends with her ex also had children who turned out to all have the same sperm donor. That's 4 children close in age within the same school district and a high risk of incest.

    • @niva-vm3vy
      @niva-vm3vy 23 дня назад +6

      ​@annaf3915 also the the Netherland is a very small country compared to USA, even if you move out of town chances are still high

  • @shawnnewell4541
    @shawnnewell4541 24 дня назад +70

    Oh, boy! The child support! 550 kids?

    • @user-ec3rm9wr1n
      @user-ec3rm9wr1n 24 дня назад +7

      Mixing aperms is wild 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

    • @rosezarco9185
      @rosezarco9185 24 дня назад +1

      He cant ...this was illegal

    • @katrinashostakovich3607
      @katrinashostakovich3607 24 дня назад +3

      ​@@user-ec3rm9wr1n that is the most disgusting part of this whole disgusting incident 🤮 what an immature zesty delusional idea to even have. I hope it wasn't true 🤮🤮

  • @multigerbs550
    @multigerbs550 24 дня назад +93

    Idiocracy inbound.

    • @oraclepanda
      @oraclepanda 24 дня назад +4

      Literally 😂

    • @dianevanderlinden3480
      @dianevanderlinden3480 24 дня назад

      going to Starbucks for help donating sperm lol

    • @terryowen6759
      @terryowen6759 24 дня назад +1

      He's not too different from Elon Musk who has 12 kids and only 53...he could catch up with this guy?

  • @Roscoethecat
    @Roscoethecat 23 дня назад +9

    This video should have ended with a shot of Dr. Grande wearing a wig of long blonde hair.

  • @jameselliott9866
    @jameselliott9866 24 дня назад +12

    I'm not diagnosing anyone - just speculating about what could be happening in a situation like this, but..... did you forget to put your arms on this morning??

  • @SebastianKrabs
    @SebastianKrabs 24 дня назад +71

    But when will women start judging a man on his subscribers count and not his hair count? SMDH 😅

    • @Anabee3
      @Anabee3 24 дня назад +4

      😅😅😅😅😅.

  • @ThePreacher_1982
    @ThePreacher_1982 24 дня назад +39

    I have nice hair and I've fathered two children. Pretty crazy.

  • @colleenbogovich5435
    @colleenbogovich5435 24 дня назад +20

    I watched this docuseries twice. I still can’t figure out how he could afford to do all that traveling.

    • @edelweiss2.076
      @edelweiss2.076 24 дня назад +6

      He probably took advantage of far flung friends (the Dutch love to travel & live abroad), and, of course he could have "donated" anywhere he traveled. 😊😊

    • @annaf3915
      @annaf3915 24 дня назад

      My guess is many women ended up paying for his "premium sperm" or for using the "natural insemination method" but are too ashamed to say.

    • @peapod6747
      @peapod6747 24 дня назад +3

      Its in the video. Bitcoin

    • @XanArt21
      @XanArt21 19 дней назад +1

      The spermbank in Kenya funded his travel, hotel and everything else when he went there. It's likely he only travelled to deposit his sperm at spermbanks... and he was already getting competition from other guys as well. Insane.

  • @tpbrcombo
    @tpbrcombo 24 дня назад +11

    He is single-handedly responsible for the country changing its name to the Nuttinglands.

  • @justinprovideo333
    @justinprovideo333 24 дня назад +22

    John Jacob Meijer-heimer Schmidt. Your dad is my dad too!

    • @cynthiaerickson3646
      @cynthiaerickson3646 24 дня назад +1

      Yup,as soon as i heard his name i couldn't get that song out of my head too

  • @GAshoneybear
    @GAshoneybear 24 дня назад +31

    Seeing how many dentists have been featured on this channel and other true crime podcasts, Johnathan might not have been entirely wrong on that. (Joke)

    • @louise2467
      @louise2467 24 дня назад +3

      Not joke. I’m traumatised and continue to be so. They are bitter failed Doctors.

  • @Iam2000s
    @Iam2000s 23 дня назад +10

    His kids will most definitely hate him, especially if they see this.

  • @RAJOHN-ke7mc
    @RAJOHN-ke7mc 24 дня назад +12

    "Like they had never seen long hair before, in their lives😂😂😂😂😂😂

  • @Kayleesmom
    @Kayleesmom 24 дня назад +39

    The ultimate narcissist!

  • @CharlotteWinslow
    @CharlotteWinslow 24 дня назад +17

    Brain psyche and defective prefrontal cortex needs to be put into consideration for sperm and egg donors. MRIs should be mandatory to vet those who don't have access to empathy(narcissism/psychopathy). Right now it's all focused on visuals, which isn't relevant to brain psyche.

    • @pnwlady
      @pnwlady 22 дня назад +4

      Many avoid services that cost $. Which is how they find weird internet super donors to begin with. There are guys who will help with the natural method too. 😅 Hulu and Vice have both done documentaries on the subject. Better than this one IMO.

    • @CharlotteWinslow
      @CharlotteWinslow 21 день назад

      @@pnwlady If a woman is going after a sperm donor from a 'natural method', you are almost guaranteed to be getting psychopath sperm.

  • @crystallong9625
    @crystallong9625 24 дня назад +19

    “… find it hard…” OMG!😅 I love, love, love Dr. Grande’s dry humor!! 🤣

    • @shelleygill2324
      @shelleygill2324 24 дня назад +2

      I had to back up the video to confirm what he said....lol lol lol

    • @crystallong9625
      @crystallong9625 24 дня назад +2

      @@shelleygill2324 I did as well!! 🤣

    • @user-mc9qh9xc6v
      @user-mc9qh9xc6v 24 дня назад +2

      it is a feeling he was used to...🤣🤣🤣

  • @Planetside223
    @Planetside223 24 дня назад +8

    And all seriousness, this is actually a severe problem and I have no idea how bureaucracy failed to the point where it allowed us to happen

    • @joycejnn
      @joycejnn 24 дня назад

      Jonathon did it all on his own

    • @Planetside223
      @Planetside223 24 дня назад

      @@joycejnn damn, that’s wild

  • @everxdreamer
    @everxdreamer 24 дня назад +25

    I have been WAITING for you to release this (pun intended!)

  • @enterchannelname4542
    @enterchannelname4542 24 дня назад +25

    I always thought hair greatness was more likely to come from the mom’s side.

    • @loki2240
      @loki2240 24 дня назад +6

      These women aren't necessarily representative of the women who've used artificial insemination. They may be fringe, like the women who've sought out and formed "relationships" with Death Row inmates or other prison inmates.

    • @andoletube
      @andoletube 24 дня назад +3

      @@loki2240 lol. Fringe,

    • @Mataylor17
      @Mataylor17 24 дня назад +1

      I have heard that too.

    • @biglimes
      @biglimes 24 дня назад +1

      ​@@loki2240lmao he only did it 500 to a thousand times with such "fringe" people

    • @loki2240
      @loki2240 24 дня назад

      @@biglimes - It was that many children - not that many women. And even if it were 1K women, that would pale in comparison to the number of women who have used a sperm donor. I didn't claim that they're fringe - I said that they may be fringe. If you want to argue that they're typical of women who have used a sperm donor, you'll need to do more than point to this man an his 1K children.

  • @lilybond6485
    @lilybond6485 24 дня назад +6

    The fact that intellect, family history etc wasn’t a factor with these women is very telling - about them.

    • @beewest5704
      @beewest5704 22 дня назад +2

      Poor kids to have him as a donor, 500 sibs & a mother that is definitely not right in the head is tough.

  • @DrSimpleBeauty
    @DrSimpleBeauty 23 дня назад +9

    The song “I’m My Own Grandpa” will be the Netherlands new national anthem.

  • @SuperZardo
    @SuperZardo 24 дня назад +20

    Looks like Jonathan achieved a full understanding of the idea of the pollinator bee on its journey from flower to flower

  • @poppy8810
    @poppy8810 24 дня назад +36

    Wow I would never chose a donor that doesn’t have all his head 😳 who cares about the hair , what the hell , sorry ladies that chose him but damn

    • @sanabnormal4975
      @sanabnormal4975 24 дня назад +1

      Kinda a perfect metaphor. Choosing from what you see on the outside instead of what it's inside is a deep mistake. (hair vs mind)
      Anyways it also shows that this way of having children is bad in itself. It's choosing the outside (genetics, body) without caring in the "inside" (a father, a person that will be there to help educate, not just give his DNA sample).

    • @terryowen6759
      @terryowen6759 24 дня назад

      I would have considered it, he's a good looking guy too. However, I have 3 kids with the same dad...they are all very different

  • @5p674
    @5p674 24 дня назад +5

    Did you consider the fact that his donations to clinics would be used by women living near those clinics? It seems that this would increase chances of his children coming in contact with others who shared their DNA

  • @erichollar5503
    @erichollar5503 23 дня назад +5

    This is a comedy channel. Nothing is funnier than Dr. Grande’s pained looks of suppressed disgust when describing the lurid aspects of behavior. Like a parent having to describe how they caught their toddler of eating its own feces. 😂

  • @cherylmoulton1209
    @cherylmoulton1209 24 дня назад +13

    Dr Grande, I have just finished watching this on Netflix and I was going to ask for your analysis of this! It appears you have read my mind. Keep up the magnificent work Doc 🇬🇧

  • @mattblom3990
    @mattblom3990 24 дня назад +124

    Anyone who thinks women don't find long blonde hair a fetish hasn't dated in the past decade. I have (short) blonde hair and the first and most consistent request from my past three relationships was to grow my hair out, as if it was the most important thing at the beginning of the relationship. It's weird.

    • @heloramos82
      @heloramos82 24 дня назад +14

      Did u do it? 😂

    • @LibraryLizard
      @LibraryLizard 24 дня назад +35

      Guys have always asked me to grow my hair out, too (when it wasn’t long at the time). I guess humans like hair.

    • @nomadscavenger
      @nomadscavenger 24 дня назад +10

      Thinking it through a bit, Jason Mammoa, Brad in his youth, Heath Ledger, Vikings, the Beatles, John Lennon etc...long black hair can be frightening, but close cropped blonde hair is too goodie goodie? Roughness is needed for a light haired man and will always be appealing if clean!IMO (This guy may know w/makeup he'd make a swell femme?...could be a great, great grandson of Hitler's experiments w/producing "superior light haired Germany master race"?....ugh)

    • @PicoAndSepulveda
      @PicoAndSepulveda 24 дня назад +9

      Kind of like guys

    • @elmerkilred159
      @elmerkilred159 24 дня назад

      Shave the pubes and grow the hair out. Women are crazy nowadays.

  • @MelisJoy
    @MelisJoy 17 дней назад +2

    "I imagine the construct of finding it hard was a familiar feeling for Jonathan, given the frequency of his donations"
    Dr Grande with his gold level deadpan humor gets me EVERY time 😆😭

  • @melindadurchholz3738
    @melindadurchholz3738 24 дня назад +4

    Omgosh, I am so glad Dr Grande covered this. The flowing, beautiful blond hair of the donor kept coming up in the documentary no matter how many deceptions and outright lying he did right in their faces. Thank you for addressing the hair importance. It did seem like all the other traits one would assume to be very important to a person looking for a potential parent of their child did seem to blow away once his hairness shook his long mane in their direction. Wow!

  • @BigZebraCom
    @BigZebraCom 24 дня назад +76

    Just a reminder, I'm not diagnosing anybody in this video; only speculating about 550 IVF children like this.

    • @ronald3836
      @ronald3836 24 дня назад +2

      Most won't be IVF.

    • @adotintheshark4848
      @adotintheshark4848 24 дня назад +7

      @@BigZebraCom they weren't IVF. They were "turkey baster"

  • @christopherortiz9330
    @christopherortiz9330 24 дня назад +21

    Of all the titles for this absurd topic, Netflix was lazy. I would have called it "One Man (donates) Army" or something

    • @samblack727
      @samblack727 23 дня назад +1

      😂

    • @pnwlady
      @pnwlady 22 дня назад +1

      When the title is factually inaccurate, you know you’re in for a treat. 550 is not equal to 1000.

  • @chrislaska5728
    @chrislaska5728 23 дня назад +7

    The “prolific donator “ knew what he was doing and he’s rotten. But the recipients of the donations have some responsibility especially those that operated outside the control of an established bank. They obtained what they wanted for free and were operating outside the system which offers controls over this ( but indeed there has to be a better international system of control ). Fortunately for these kids there is cheap DNA testing available to them to avoid the future inbreeding etc

    • @u2b83
      @u2b83 23 дня назад

      Ladies should realize that banks are readily available everywhere - and they're called bars lol
      Potential donors often are ready in less than 5 minutes. [ref: local hair stylist]

  • @laratheplanespotter
    @laratheplanespotter 24 дня назад +12

    That shirt. You’re just trolling us now, huh? 😂😂😂😂

  • @Graycy808
    @Graycy808 24 дня назад +17

    The one thing you didnt acknowledge is that even people who want intelligence as a factor in their sperm selection still dont want their kid to be unattractive. Nobody wants a funny looking kid! Attractiveness is a positive feature in life no matter what we'd like to believe. Maybe the fact that he has very bland features, aside from the hair, made them believe that more of their own feature would somehow show through better? Regardless, your dry humor got me once again during your remarks about finding it hard a lot! Hahaha! Thank you @Drgrande

    • @HappyOne3
      @HappyOne3 24 дня назад +2

      I have noticed over the years that average looking parents tend to have beautiful children, yet gorgeous parents have average to below average looking kids. It's weird.

    • @Graycy808
      @Graycy808 18 дней назад

      @@HappyOne3 well except for me and my ex, we had a beautiful son! Hahaha just kidding he is really beautiful but idk about me and the ex? We must be homely and in denial lol.

    • @HappyOne3
      @HappyOne3 18 дней назад

      @@Graycy808 of course that was not meant to be in every case globally, But I mostly have noticed it within celebrities who marry.

  • @gbinman
    @gbinman 24 дня назад +16

    they should file for child support

  • @DJ99777
    @DJ99777 24 дня назад +5

    I never noticed Dr Grande was armless.

  • @blossom4636
    @blossom4636 19 дней назад +1

    Another great aspect of this channel is the fact that Dr Grande manages to wrap up any case analysis in humor, intelligence and simplicity. By doing that, he leaves us comforted even though some of the cases depict really evil people. Working in environments where some of what I see is also hard to digest, I wish I'd have my very own Dr Grande, presenting those instances. Thank you for your work.

  • @carolynsilvers9999
    @carolynsilvers9999 24 дня назад +11

    I hope his ego isn't passed on.

  • @genec5646
    @genec5646 24 дня назад +12

    Love the shirt. Dr. Grande you are getting wild my man!!!! Its Summer Time!!!!

  • @lindseylawrence4150
    @lindseylawrence4150 24 дня назад +2

    I love your shirt! Purple looks so good on you! Also so thankful for your dedication to the channel, I fall asleep to you nearly every night 💜

  • @michaelpigott6056
    @michaelpigott6056 24 дня назад +73

    Of course the real crime here is Johnathan's glaring lack of fashion sense

  • @lhurst9550
    @lhurst9550 24 дня назад +25

    I have found my calling.....for the sake of the world.

    • @PicoAndSepulveda
      @PicoAndSepulveda 24 дня назад +2

      Go forth and donate my boy.

    • @Mataylor17
      @Mataylor17 24 дня назад +2

      How selfless of you! I wish your swimmers good fortune 😂

    • @Snezzleify
      @Snezzleify 24 дня назад

      No

  • @mrsapplez2007
    @mrsapplez2007 24 дня назад +21

    Wait......where are your arms

  • @xophaser
    @xophaser 24 дня назад +13

    this guy will be a legend with all his descendants. Genghis Khan had to use warfare.., this guy just used his long blonde hair.

  • @ladymuck2151
    @ladymuck2151 24 дня назад +64

    This is baffling to me. Long blonde hair is the last thing I’d look for in a father to my child

    • @2434-k3l
      @2434-k3l 24 дня назад +7

      Same lol.

    • @ariela9898
      @ariela9898 24 дня назад +4

      Well, they do live in the Netherlands it's more common there

    • @gmy33
      @gmy33 21 день назад +3

      It's baffling to me too... most man fall for big fat reserves on the chest of a lady ..

    • @jos_t_band3912
      @jos_t_band3912 21 день назад +1

      They want a daughter.

    • @celinec2483
      @celinec2483 20 дней назад

      They are not looking for a father just a sprem donor

  • @Luis-ec2vu
    @Luis-ec2vu 24 дня назад +10

    When i saw your release of this video, i had to immediately came to see it. I love coming here and watching you!!

    • @Kircic
      @Kircic 24 дня назад

      he has a lot to release regarding these forthcoming topics. the insight strokes my intellect and helps me shoot this knowledge in the face of my peers.

  • @coffeeisgood102
    @coffeeisgood102 24 дня назад +7

    On the next video Dr. Grande will be sporting “long blond hair”.

  • @AxelordSMIJES
    @AxelordSMIJES 24 дня назад +4

    I can't imagine having one kid, let alone 500 or more. Terrifying.

  • @blu3mang0s
    @blu3mang0s 24 дня назад +92

    He’s got nice hair but is painfully average looking. Some might even consider him ugly.

    • @youknowme1475
      @youknowme1475 24 дня назад +4

      Depends where you live.

    • @2434-k3l
      @2434-k3l 24 дня назад +19

      Yeah so strange how in so many people’s eye white and blonde automatically = perfect.

    • @aflawedhuman2046
      @aflawedhuman2046 24 дня назад +28

      The face is creepy and the eyes. He looks weasely or shady

    • @evelynwaugh4053
      @evelynwaugh4053 24 дня назад +5

      Agree. Attractiveness is so subjective.

    • @malcolmapplet4313
      @malcolmapplet4313 24 дня назад

      Yeah, I'm calling bu11shit. Average at best.

  • @candaceshirley8173
    @candaceshirley8173 24 дня назад +3

    This should be heavily followed monitored so none of his donor kids meet without knowing and marry etc, it happens

  • @kotysuefawcett6538
    @kotysuefawcett6538 24 дня назад +1

    Awesome video,as always,Doc! I had not heard of this before. Love your deadpan humor!👍 Thank You!🤗✌️

  • @ouwebrood497
    @ouwebrood497 23 дня назад +2

    I think this is the most funny thing ever.
    I was waiting for the punch line that he had a wig all the time.

  • @hellynnwheels6819
    @hellynnwheels6819 24 дня назад +3

    I guffaw at your amazing super power of keeping a straight face when cracking jokes. 🏆🏆🏆