just wondering, why did the school put up with it so long? and three years and he can't pass 1 year of courses? boy should have been kicked out of school long before
Tbh “feminist” doesn’t even sound bad. She only complained when it was about neck beard & sadly op was dragged into it but that seemed like it was because she knew NB wouldn’t listen to a women.
@@Shalyn-ln9tu because she’s an *actual* feminist who just wants to be treated like a human being. She’s not one of those toxic man-hating Karens. It’s like how not every Republican is homophobic (i.e. log-cabin Republicans).
@@uniconwizardsb1122 I completely understand the difference, trust me. I just don't understand how she's labeled a feminist when his story has no reason to. Couldn't she just have been female roommate or something?
You know, being depressed sometimes make it hard to keep up with all the cleaning, but at least I can take comfort in the knowledge that I'm not like todd
Was thinking the same. Depression makes you feel like you're so worthless you can't take the trash out or get your room cleaned for a few days... but that guy made me feel better. Not even in the deepest of my depression I was like that, thank God.
Oh my God. Hollywood, give this guy a contract. The neckbeard, Feminist and the normal dude, I'd watch the shit out of a show making fun of both if they were both extremist. The first story only the Neckbeard was acting in the wrong though imo
Pour one out to the jocks and lads that heaved todd out of the pit, their sacrifice will forever be remembered. by god man that story was just a rollercoaster, atleast your voice made it a tad better, keep up the good work mate!
Yeah, as soon as I got to that part I was like..."Wait...I've heard other incelly stories like this..._what did he spike it WITH_ ?!" Let's just say laxative isn't where my brain went, unfortunately...
Ugh, the one with Todd reminds me of a story of my own. I know exactly the smell he was describing because I used to work at a grocery store and one of our regular customers used to smell like that. Imagine your typical crazy cat lady. She wore this big grey coat that went all the way down to the floor that I swear to god she never washed. It reeked of all of the things OP described, in addition to cat urine. She came in around the same time everyday and would always eventually come wandering down the aisle I was working on. You could literally smell her before she appeared and I tried my best to hold my breath until she was gone. The smell lingered too for about 15 minutes after she'd left. It was so bad that the other customers complained about her sometimes!
The person who related The Smelliest Boy Of All seems to have a talent for descriptive writing. I especially like the part where he described Todd as "smelling like a Balrog's jock strap"
This channel leaves me in a weird state where the content makes me feel like I'm doing alright in life, but Vincey makes me wonder if maybe I could be a better person.
Todd's story is just horrifying man. The whole dorm had to force him into the shower?? That all just sounds made up, but to think that it was real makes my skin crawl.
Honestly, schooling away from home lends itself to some weird stuff. Kids self-governing…usually you see the weirdest of it in college(I’ve seen the guys boys dorm run outside in their boxers on our first snow day and I once saw a guy running by the dining hall in swim trunks and a floaty when the weather reported possible flash flooding.). People can and do go completely nuts in a boarding school or college.
Did that Todd story even happen? I swear it sounds just like a well-written masterpiece. I wasn't even fully listening to the video, it was just playing in the background.
I remember when I was young and my parents would say it’s time to take a bath and we didn’t want to stop playing, they’d say “trust me you don’t want to be the stinky kid!” I didn’t understand it then but boy do I understand it now
Hearing about the Todd story made me really happy that I can’t smell very well. Like my sense of smell is so bad, me and another coworker were sent to check out the possibly rotten chicken to see if it actually was. We opened the first box, I couldn’t smell it. My coworker gagged and was like, “yup, definitely rotten”. Then we opened the second box. She took one sniff of that chicken, almost barfed, closed the box, and backed far away from it. I also couldn’t smell it. Then when another coworker wanted to see how bad it smelled, I opened the box for her and I could only smell eggs. Like normal fresh hard boiled eggs. She also gagged. But the few times when I can actually smell something and even gag because of the smell, you know it’s bad
in the first story, guys like beardo want women to only know 2 words: "yes sir" Fem is not having it. its driving beardo crazy that he cannot control fem.
I’m blessed to have my art both on a gatekeeping *and* neckbeard subreddit videos... it’s late while I’m watching this, but thank you so much dude, keep up the beautiful work, your storytelling is hella entertaining, and keep doing what you’re doing!! 🧡
That Todd one had me speechless. Like, I know my country has issues with racism, but he would 1000% have been kicked out within a week. I can't even imagine being comfortable enough to actually report your own racism to the housemaster... wtf?
Someone needs to paint the entire scene of Todd on the shower floor being threatened with a mop by a jock. I'm not even kidding I would love to see that maybe even add the story teller standing on the toilet. I loved this story.
The Todd story reminded me of an elderly but still fairly mobile lady that was a client of the home care company I worked for abroad 6 years ago. The smell in her apartment was... something else. I got used to changing diarrhea diapers etc for other clients so I normally wasn't too sensitive about smells or bodily fluids, but HOLY SH*T her apartment stank...! She had a dog that she had trouble taking care of on her own, and she wasn't exactly accurate with pouring his absolutely foul-smelling liver-tasting dog candy into his bowl, so they were basically "fermenting" all over the place, in every corner of the already summer-humid apartment. But the worst part was that this lady had fully adopted "the piss bottle life". She however peed in containers left open, like jars and watering cans, and it was my job to empty those, when she finally remembered where she put them and asked me to empty them. Imagine the rank smell of fermented liver-tasting dog candy mixed with both old lady pee left out in the open and extreme summer heat. This is one of very few occasions where I have actually gagged because of a smell.
I'm excited for the videos on this subreddit - I've posted a few stories there in the past, so I know how horrible these experiences can be, but wow, they're entertaining to read and listen to.
Your videos always go by so fast, Vincey! And then I check the length and realize there just as long or longer than the ones I watch from other people. You're just so easygoing and entertaining that the time blips by in a second. Thank you for being you! It's such a breath of fresh air! 💙
Neck beard “needs” anime but doesn’t know how to use kissanime to watch it for free like a normal person (Crunchy roll treats their translators like shit btw)
Ok, I had to finally leave a comment. I've been listening to RSlash and have been resisting listening to others bc I like his style and felt pretty picky. I've slowly been testing listening to others, and have had mixed feelings about some. I've come across yours and really like what you do. I was listening to RSlash again today, and this video loaded after it ended. As soon as I heard your voice, I couldn't help but smile. You're always so cheerful and it's very infectious. I also really like your wholesome memes at the end, what a great way to end things! Please keep up the good work!
dude this was SO good!! i love your content and watching you grow but this was easily the funniest thing i've watched in ages!! i'd love to see more of this subreddit, and thank you for making these videos !!
Not telling somebody what's in their food is shit behavior, whether it's a non-vegan giving a vegan meat or a vegan giving you cauliflower chicken wings. I can't eat either red meat or broccoli/cauliflower, if somebody gave me that I'd be violently ill all day. And they'd get their asses kicked the next day, whoever they are.
“Either you grab some soap and start scrubbing, Todd, or I’m using this. Ok, Todd? We’re sick of this. You have been stinking up this dorm for nearly three years now, and we’ve had enough! I will wash you with this mop, Todd, like they wash elephants at the zoo. Unless you pick up that soap over there and start cleaning yourself” - the dorms hero, Eric.
Oh my goodness the last one about Todd had such quality writing. Such disturbingly vivid visuals. I love it.
I would of done the same. VIVA REVOLUTION TO THE OGER!!
9:26 sounds like the description of an abyssal creature from a H.P Lovecraft's book
It made my stomach turn hearing his smell described.
just wondering, why did the school put up with it so long? and three years and he can't pass 1 year of courses? boy should have been kicked out of school long before
@@crystalmorgan8039 and out of the dormatory. why did the housemaster let him stay until it affected his home and his wife had to say something?
Tbh “feminist” doesn’t even sound bad. She only complained when it was about neck beard & sadly op was dragged into it but that seemed like it was because she knew NB wouldn’t listen to a women.
Yeah, I never understood why she's called a feminist.
@@Shalyn-ln9tu because she’s an *actual* feminist who just wants to be treated like a human being. She’s not one of those toxic man-hating Karens. It’s like how not every Republican is homophobic (i.e. log-cabin Republicans).
@@uniconwizardsb1122 I completely understand the difference, trust me. I just don't understand how she's labeled a feminist when his story has no reason to. Couldn't she just have been female roommate or something?
@@Shalyn-ln9tu fair enough.
@@uniconwizardsb1122 feminist sadly is seen as negative so it’s hard if op meant it nice or in a mocking way.
You know, being depressed sometimes make it hard to keep up with all the cleaning, but at least I can take comfort in the knowledge that I'm not like todd
Was thinking the same. Depression makes you feel like you're so worthless you can't take the trash out or get your room cleaned for a few days... but that guy made me feel better. Not even in the deepest of my depression I was like that, thank God.
Imagine wasting 80 bucks on anime when you can see it for free on a million sites with adblock lmao
facts
You don't even need to pay a subscription fee to watch Crunchyroll.
that’s what I was thinking lmao. I just take the L with crunchyroll and watch it with ads, it really isn’t that bad
Your name is just Morphine
@@elfdragon1227 Younstill need to sign up with a credit card I prefer www12.9anime.to
God that roommates story is incredible, I feel bad for OP and the feminist
Neckbeards: well EXCUSE ME for having enormous flaws THAT I DONT WORK ON
Todd has me scared of every single smell rn, I'm finna get some incense and spray air freshener just to convince my brain to chill-
I feel you hahaha!
@@VinceyReads e
People really type "finna"? Do they even say it anymore?
Same man, I think I still have some strawberry ambient smell spray; I'm going to get it and spray on my room
todd inspired me to deep clean my room and bathe in bleach
Tbh, Feminist sounds like an awesome and tough person with great humor.
In that neck beard / feminist story, I have to say I was on the feminist side.
“Guys welcome back” ah relax and breathe, the world is good again 😊
Todd's housemates: That was the purest form of absolutely necessary self defence I've heard in years!
Feminist and neckbeard sounds like a good sitcom idea, but will probably be a terrible sitcom!
Oh my God. Hollywood, give this guy a contract. The neckbeard, Feminist and the normal dude, I'd watch the shit out of a show making fun of both if they were both extremist. The first story only the Neckbeard was acting in the wrong though imo
I would watch the sh*t out of this show, and I truly do not watch actual TV anymore!!!
It's like the Odd Couple for the 21st century.
This.....NEEDS to be thing. You should call netflix, it's my understanding they answer the phone with "Thanks for calling Netflix, you're green lit"
This show... Will be chaos, I want it
Pour one out to the jocks and lads that heaved todd out of the pit, their sacrifice will forever be remembered.
by god man that story was just a rollercoaster, atleast your voice made it a tad better, keep up the good work mate!
We not gonna talk about how the first neckbeard gave someone food poisoning? :o
By SPIKING it none the less, he's crazy
Yeah, as soon as I got to that part I was like..."Wait...I've heard other incelly stories like this..._what did he spike it WITH_ ?!"
Let's just say laxative isn't where my brain went, unfortunately...
It says she’s vegan so maybe spoiled meat or spoiled milk.
it makes me sad being a weeb but then be associated with neck beards
It makes me scared to be one :|
@@henrybusse7513 if you're scared to be one, you probably aren't
They taint the image of all weebs
@@paaqweku mhm
@@henrybusse7513 same
Ugh, the one with Todd reminds me of a story of my own. I know exactly the smell he was describing because I used to work at a grocery store and one of our regular customers used to smell like that. Imagine your typical crazy cat lady. She wore this big grey coat that went all the way down to the floor that I swear to god she never washed. It reeked of all of the things OP described, in addition to cat urine. She came in around the same time everyday and would always eventually come wandering down the aisle I was working on. You could literally smell her before she appeared and I tried my best to hold my breath until she was gone. The smell lingered too for about 15 minutes after she'd left. It was so bad that the other customers complained about her sometimes!
We need a painting of Eric facing down Todd, a legendary battle that shall live throughout the ages
The person who related The Smelliest Boy Of All seems to have a talent for descriptive writing. I especially like the part where he described Todd as "smelling like a Balrog's jock strap"
he could be a great author (And this compliment to him is coming from someone who does not read)
At work eating my lunch listening to this is the most relaxing part of my work week XD
Hell yes! Thanks so much for watching!
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That’s exactly what I do ❤️
The feminist in the first story actually sounds like a nice person.
I read Beardo as Brando for a second and thought "DIO!"
-Jotaro !
-Dio !
The OP in Tod’s story has the most vivid descriptions
It's so described I felt sucked in and was there
This channel leaves me in a weird state where the content makes me feel like I'm doing alright in life, but Vincey makes me wonder if maybe I could be a better person.
Omg no hahahaha! You're the best!
@@VinceyReads e
14:05 I like the fact that he capitalized “The Pit”
I paused my anime for this, and you certainly delivered.
Hell yes! Glad you enjoyed!
@@VinceyReads e
What was it?
I was watching Bungou Stray Dogs
I feel really bad for the guy who had to deal with Todd but dangit his writing is GREAT, I was genuinely intrigued.
That last story was BEAUTIFUL. The storytelling was just **chef’s kiss**
Listening to the last story while taking a shower myself makes me feel so satisfied and proud, idk why
Omg this is the EXACT reason why dorms have weekly room inspections, holy shit.
After the story with Todd I decided to wash myself again today just to get that icky feeling of
the way you excitedly talk how entertaining every story was afterwards gives me so much serotonin
Dang I still don't understand why some hate showering or taking baths that much. I love them, they're a way for me to relax😅
I've heard the Todd story for the probably third time now and it will never not be funny to me xD
Todd's story is just horrifying man. The whole dorm had to force him into the shower?? That all just sounds made up, but to think that it was real makes my skin crawl.
Honestly, schooling away from home lends itself to some weird stuff. Kids self-governing…usually you see the weirdest of it in college(I’ve seen the guys boys dorm run outside in their boxers on our first snow day and I once saw a guy running by the dining hall in swim trunks and a floaty when the weather reported possible flash flooding.).
People can and do go completely nuts in a boarding school or college.
I don’t know if I can handle the phrase “I will wash you with this mop Todd.”
Another wonderful video. Let's go!
Todd story is one of my favs lol. Also you should check out Wolfbeard story.
Woo hoo! Absolutely in the next vid!
@@VinceyReads e
@@VinceyReads Good luck Vincey, Wolfbear story is about 2 hour long.
That one dislike on this video must be from Todd
Must be hahaha!!
"I will wash you with this mop Todd" fuck that would have been great to watch
Best quote ever!
"he smells like a balrog's jockstrap" was amazingly hilarious.
Todd is lucky to have dorm mates who actually are encouraging him, without violence, to change his ways. Kind of heartwarming.
Did that Todd story even happen? I swear it sounds just like a well-written masterpiece.
I wasn't even fully listening to the video, it was just playing in the background.
I remember when I was young and my parents would say it’s time to take a bath and we didn’t want to stop playing, they’d say “trust me you don’t want to be the stinky kid!” I didn’t understand it then but boy do I understand it now
The person who wrote about the smelly dorm gives me Enid Blyton's vibe. He could become a great writer someday.
The todd story is so awesome and outrageous that it could actually be turned into a movie or at least cool 'Holes' style short film
You know, I almost feel sorry for Todd. With parents like that, he has no chance at all.
Hearing about the Todd story made me really happy that I can’t smell very well. Like my sense of smell is so bad, me and another coworker were sent to check out the possibly rotten chicken to see if it actually was. We opened the first box, I couldn’t smell it. My coworker gagged and was like, “yup, definitely rotten”. Then we opened the second box. She took one sniff of that chicken, almost barfed, closed the box, and backed far away from it. I also couldn’t smell it. Then when another coworker wanted to see how bad it smelled, I opened the box for her and I could only smell eggs. Like normal fresh hard boiled eggs. She also gagged. But the few times when I can actually smell something and even gag because of the smell, you know it’s bad
"Smelly little homunculus" Ngl I'm definitely using that one
in the first story, guys like beardo want women to only know 2 words: "yes sir" Fem is not having it. its driving beardo crazy that he cannot control fem.
This is sad,, especially the 3rd story. They're all clearly depressed :(
That Todd story was the funniest shit I have ever heard!
Loving the longer story format!
I have never been as amused by a story as I have been today. I’m speechless after the last one
I cackled at the 'I will scrub you down like they do elephants at the zoo'... CACKLED and then made my husband listen to it and cackle with me
that last story actually caused me to take a shower right after the video
This was absolutely gold. I loved these
I’m blessed to have my art both on a gatekeeping *and* neckbeard subreddit videos... it’s late while I’m watching this, but thank you so much dude, keep up the beautiful work, your storytelling is hella entertaining, and keep doing what you’re doing!! 🧡
This is my favorite video so far. Please more of this subreddit!
That Todd one had me speechless. Like, I know my country has issues with racism, but he would 1000% have been kicked out within a week. I can't even imagine being comfortable enough to actually report your own racism to the housemaster... wtf?
Someone needs to paint the entire scene of Todd on the shower floor being threatened with a mop by a jock. I'm not even kidding I would love to see that maybe even add the story teller standing on the toilet. I loved this story.
The Todd story reminded me of an elderly but still fairly mobile lady that was a client of the home care company I worked for abroad 6 years ago. The smell in her apartment was... something else. I got used to changing diarrhea diapers etc for other clients so I normally wasn't too sensitive about smells or bodily fluids, but HOLY SH*T her apartment stank...! She had a dog that she had trouble taking care of on her own, and she wasn't exactly accurate with pouring his absolutely foul-smelling liver-tasting dog candy into his bowl, so they were basically "fermenting" all over the place, in every corner of the already summer-humid apartment. But the worst part was that this lady had fully adopted "the piss bottle life". She however peed in containers left open, like jars and watering cans, and it was my job to empty those, when she finally remembered where she put them and asked me to empty them. Imagine the rank smell of fermented liver-tasting dog candy mixed with both old lady pee left out in the open and extreme summer heat. This is one of very few occasions where I have actually gagged because of a smell.
The roasts that the kid had in the Todd story were so good. I laughed out loud at the one with the "diarrhea whale" smell
I'm gonna go take a shower. I'll see you when the stench of the last story is out of my mind.
the dude in the second one could totally just watch anime on a free streaming sight. and tinder plus aint gonna help him. i feel for that mom.
I don't even care if the todd story was fake, that was super entertaining 🤣 I desperately want to hear more stories like that
Stories like this make me want to clean both myself and everything else. lol.
I love this though, I'd definitely love if you did more. :)
OMG I can only think of the poor Todd´s wife!!!
I took a shower roughly seven hours prior to this comment, and I, too, felt I needed another shower.
Me too.. I just had one last night and it's lunch and time for another lol
This is my favourite video by you PERIOD. Whoever wrote that Todd story needs to become and author. That shit was captivating
I'm excited for the videos on this subreddit - I've posted a few stories there in the past, so I know how horrible these experiences can be, but wow, they're entertaining to read and listen to.
I have heard the Todd story before but damn... It's just the funniest thing... And the guys writing makes it a 1000 times better
That first story was the best.
The Todd one was like that soap-in-sock scene in Full Metal Jacket, except they used the soap properly.
Oh, the Todd story! I laughed so hard I literally snorted!
That last story....... was enthralling and astounding..... hahaha
Your videos always go by so fast, Vincey! And then I check the length and realize there just as long or longer than the ones I watch from other people. You're just so easygoing and entertaining that the time blips by in a second. Thank you for being you! It's such a breath of fresh air! 💙
I’ve heard the tod story before but I never get tired of hearing it especially when Vince is the one reading it
Not only is this a great episode, but the fanart at the end made me smile!
That first story is TV show material. I'd love a followup.
Also, the conclusion to that final story sounds a lot like r/thathappened.
The one dislike is from Todd
Neck beard “needs” anime but doesn’t know how to use kissanime to watch it for free like a normal person
(Crunchy roll treats their translators like shit btw)
I am addicted to this reddit!
The first story should be a sitcom
I'm just gonna leave this here so I can come back to it later...
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you dropped ur crown, king 👑
Ok, I had to finally leave a comment. I've been listening to RSlash and have been resisting listening to others bc I like his style and felt pretty picky. I've slowly been testing listening to others, and have had mixed feelings about some. I've come across yours and really like what you do. I was listening to RSlash again today, and this video loaded after it ended. As soon as I heard your voice, I couldn't help but smile. You're always so cheerful and it's very infectious. I also really like your wholesome memes at the end, what a great way to end things! Please keep up the good work!
Omg I desperately want the first story to be turned into a TV show!! Would be hilarious
This is better than just the neckbeard subreddit 😂
Lol I love that the dorm troll stunk up the bathroom for our Irab storyteller
I usually don’t have physical reactions to stuff like this but Todd made me gag
The first guy needs to be rescued. SOMEBODY HELP HIM!
I automatically imagined "But mom, I need my anime" in Eric Cartman's voice.
that last one was incredible
And with the story about Todd, I am now taking a shower....
dude this was SO good!! i love your content and watching you grow but this was easily the funniest thing i've watched in ages!! i'd love to see more of this subreddit, and thank you for making these videos !!
Not telling somebody what's in their food is shit behavior, whether it's a non-vegan giving a vegan meat or a vegan giving you cauliflower chicken wings. I can't eat either red meat or broccoli/cauliflower, if somebody gave me that I'd be violently ill all day. And they'd get their asses kicked the next day, whoever they are.
Neckbeards have yet to ruin anime for me. The day that happens, my spirit truly dies.
I listened this again just for Vincey's "I need my anime!" 😂😂
“Either you grab some soap and start scrubbing, Todd, or I’m using this. Ok, Todd? We’re sick of this. You have been stinking up this dorm for nearly three years now, and we’ve had enough! I will wash you with this mop, Todd, like they wash elephants at the zoo. Unless you pick up that soap over there and start cleaning yourself” - the dorms hero, Eric.
Sad because I'm walking into my job right now and have to wait till break to watch.
He so relaxing and wholesome