Insane Neckbeard Stories

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  • Опубликовано: 17 ноя 2024

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  • @thatoneweirdbish6364
    @thatoneweirdbish6364 Год назад +213

    At least the first neckbeard actually lost interest as soon as he realised that op was taken. For neckbeard standards, thats like the best possible outcome

    • @bellahontas510
      @bellahontas510 Год назад +28

      It really is. It's a bummer that that's the best outcome, and also it is accurate

    • @thatoneweirdbish6364
      @thatoneweirdbish6364 Год назад +10

      @@bellahontas510 Yeah, really says a lot about the stories in general lol

  • @RedRattheGod
    @RedRattheGod Год назад +34

    Every time he says: " Oh my God! That's revolting!" I just crack a little smile.

  • @themadwarden6603
    @themadwarden6603 Год назад +195

    Watching these makes me ashamed to share even the slightest amount of interests and traits as some of the people in these stories.

    • @kokum66
      @kokum66 Год назад +25

      Same here. I have to focus on the fact that it's not their interests that make them a neckbeard.

    • @smol-one
      @smol-one Год назад +14

      You can only control your own actions. Like what you like and don't be a dick. You should be fine.

    • @tungstenanderson5991
      @tungstenanderson5991 Год назад +11

      Why would you feel ashamed? Enjoy what you enjoy. If you like a glass of champagne on New Years Eve, doesn't make you a skid row alcoholic. If you like to play video games, it's doesn't mean you're not going to shower or make your bed. If you like to watch football, it doesn't mean your life needs to be ashamed by it. If you like to dance, do it or watch it. If you like heavy metal music, listen to it. If you like pop music, heavy metal music and country music, listen to it. The reality remains, regardless of what you do or like, enjoy it. If you become obsessed by it so you can't function, then there is a problem. If not, enjoy your interests and if someone put's you down, eff them. Don't take on anyone's shame.

    • @C4tP0ff
      @C4tP0ff Год назад +2

      same...:(

    • @nightmarecorpse5120
      @nightmarecorpse5120 9 месяцев назад

      It's the fedora on the inside that counts met a neckbeard who was not a neckbeard and a incel who was not a incel not all off them are bad.

  • @Minimissmaimai
    @Minimissmaimai Год назад +96

    The library one is mine! I graduate in January and have already gotten placed with a local elementary school as an assistant teacher to take over in the fall! 😊

  • @lizanna6390
    @lizanna6390 Год назад +17

    My parents live near a warhammer store. When I visited i would pick up a book for my then boyfriend. The staff member ringing up my book made a comment about all the girls liking sanginious (almost certain spelled wrong) and i explained clearly why i much preferred the salamaders to the blood angels but my favourite primark was angron. He was not happy to be proven wrong, his co-worker was delighted and a 14 yr old was staring like he had never seen a girl in there before.

  • @misschieflolz1301
    @misschieflolz1301 Год назад +32

    Gah, the gas station story brought back a super cringe memory of my own.
    For context, I have low self esteem, I'm overweight and don't really consider myself in any shape or form of attractive; which is fine by me since it means I don't attract unwanted attention.
    Mostly.
    I was doing admin for a small charity e-bay project at the time, and we had a revolving door of short-term operatives and volunteers (it was a program to improve skills in people that might have faced serious barriers in mainstream employment). This guy had been there for about 3 months and kind of made me a bit uncomfortable at times, but I assumed that's just because social interaction is often uncomfortable for me at the best of times until I get to know people.
    Despite this, I've worked hard to be that person that doesn't rock the boat and tries to get along as part of the team to keep things going. That's what I was there for, to keep everyone else on track. I still have issues taking time off work when I'm sick, so this was close to christmas... I rolled up to work absolutely full of a cold and warned everyone to stay away from me (My desk was away from everyone else to help me concentrate better), naturally I was feeling pretty shitty and was just chipping away at work.
    Then this guy, out of NOWHERE, pulls out a sprig of mistletoe and is like 'Merry Christmas!' ... well I think that was what was said because I went into a coughing fit just seeing the mistletoe. I was like 'No. I'm full of cold and I don't think that's appropriate for work'. Part of me felt bad since he was awkward as fuck, but the rest of me had the ick.
    It happened when it was just him and I at the office whilest everyone else was on lunch. Then one of my favourite colleages, a short, bald extremely gay and flamboyant guy that couldn't see for shit came back and asked what was wrong with me because apparently I didn't just look sick. I said not to tell the manager and told him what happened because I couldn't believe the BS.
    I went for lunch and came back to my manager absolutely SEETHING, first thing everyone did was check on me. Like, damn, good thing I'm pretty chill, manager was right that I could have reported the incident for sexual harrassment. Finally the gay guy came to me afterwards and was like 'Manager was really pissed. He nearly tossed the creepy guy down a flight of stairs'.
    I don't know if it's just me being blind to social cues but I swear I wasn't hinting in any shape or form that I was interested in him; I was the same with everyone on the team.

    • @wind-born2581
      @wind-born2581 Год назад +8

      I'm glad you have good people around you.

    • @Kaya.moravetz
      @Kaya.moravetz Год назад +2

      Wow. Just wow 😂

    • @misschieflolz1301
      @misschieflolz1301 Год назад +5

      @@Kaya.moravetz I don't think the mistletoe guy was neckbeard material, just somehow more socially clueless than me.
      But dear god it was definitely that same flavour of cringe. Still it makes for a hilarious story, can't believe someone would actually pull a stunt like that at work.

  • @TheLaughingDove
    @TheLaughingDove Год назад +35

    Neckbeard stuff always makes me feel so conflicted. The bodyshaming is really intense. I'm ftm, and going from being a chubby girl to an obese man with very scraggly facial hair (shit genes, what can ya do) was... Complicated. It took a long time to start figuring out ways of seeming nonthreating to strangers. It helped that I was in a long term relationship so I could drop that in as a deflection to reassure people I wasn't trying to hit on them, or for left leaning folks, leaning into my flamboyance or settling into a calm, warm demeanor depending on the scene and person (Uber guy with bullet casing dangles on his windshield... Let's lean into a more mellow tone......young women in an elevator? Pop my hip and close my eyes and do a gay lil shimmy to my music to try and make my bulk seem less ominous). I don't even know how effective these things are, it's not like you get great feedback. I've always been used to being treated certain ways for my looks or people having expectations about me based on them (such as assuming I'm stupid).
    But at the same time, a lot of these dudes are deeply inconsiderate. At the same time as a lot of people are holding up unfair social expectations and judgements of strangers, there are people who are hostile about making any prosocial effort whatsoever without direct reward. Shit gives me a headache.

    • @beth7935
      @beth7935 Год назад +7

      Yeah, I hate the bodyshaming too. People LOVE to fat-shame though, sadly, & they can't resist it when they think they can get away with it, cos it's someone like a neckbeard who IS a nasty person & DOES legitimately deserve criticism- _just for their behaviour,_ though. The minute you bring looks into it, you've dropped to their level- neckbeards bodyshame feeeemales who don't look like anime waifus- so you actually can't criticise them any more. Be decent, or stfu. 🤷‍♀

    • @TheLaughingDove
      @TheLaughingDove Год назад +3

      @@beth7935 It really do be wince-worthy how excited some people seem to be to describe how gross the fatness of someone doing the fucked up thing... The smell part is often a mixed bag too, I mean, I've been to cons, I've met the kind of person who is smelly in an entitled hostile, entitled, carelessor sulky way, where they don't see a reason to make that effort, and folks who are depressed and struggling with shame about the thing (or both ways at once), but also people who struggle to visit spaces because of sensory overload with scents and the simple fact that it can make a space much less easy to be in. The viciousness with which people approach the topic makes it incredibly difficult to be sensitive to those who just need compassion and encouragement and some help with accessing things while still being very firm with those who are simply not being considerate.
      But then, frankly, there's people who just automatically describe fatness as smelly whether or not it is and those people have given me a hell of a paranoia about myself.

    • @s0nnasauras630
      @s0nnasauras630 11 месяцев назад

      Wow your absolutely right I'm definitely going to try better to work on that

    • @chilling_koala
      @chilling_koala 2 месяца назад

      ​@@beth7935 no, saying fatness is gross doesn't bring you ön the level of pedophiles and sexual assaulters. Eat a salad

  • @sopadumacacoumadelicia5
    @sopadumacacoumadelicia5 Год назад +66

    Just finished a nasty math exam, glad to have some Vincey (and Emkay) to watch after that

    • @Jacoe413
      @Jacoe413 Год назад +2

      Also Redditor.

    • @slimesp1der
      @slimesp1der Год назад +2

      Bro thats my exact situation too lol

    • @sopadumacacoumadelicia5
      @sopadumacacoumadelicia5 Год назад

      ​@@Jacoe413 Yeah, he is cool too

    • @sopadumacacoumadelicia5
      @sopadumacacoumadelicia5 Год назад +2

      ​@@slimesp1der Tbh math in Uni and HS are about the same depending what you are studying.
      Still very difficult though

  • @lostshadows768
    @lostshadows768 Год назад +20

    I think "drinking" the last chips is where you lift the bag and tip the tiny fragments into your mouth.
    Frankly, it's not that odd, though I've mostly seen it done with the single serve bags.

  • @quentinstayskull2464
    @quentinstayskull2464 Год назад +18

    its alot more fun listening to the stories w/ Vincey's upbeat attitude and voice behind it lol

  • @homesteadhermits8467
    @homesteadhermits8467 Год назад +11

    The female, who knew ferengi would find earth first

  • @AlisonCasilli
    @AlisonCasilli Год назад +15

    1st story; be glad he was put off by the mention of a boyfriend, some of them take it as a challenge and go full send on the "rizz" lol

  • @DailyDull
    @DailyDull Год назад +59

    Neckbeards ruining the fedora, this is why we can't have nice things. Tis A shame

  • @OuchingTigerLimpingDragon
    @OuchingTigerLimpingDragon Год назад +3

    My new dentists office treats me like that wholesome airline attendant did for her passenger. I am _SO_ horrified with any dental procedure, no matter how minor. I hate it. My first time there, the assistant and dentist gave me so many words of encouragement, explained *exactly* what was happening at all times, and were in general just very understanding, reassuring, and easy to work with. I still _hate_ dental work, but this is the best I could have hoped for! They are still so kind, encouraging, and informative, every single time.

  • @ZenoSsj4Hero
    @ZenoSsj4Hero Год назад +6

    That first wholesome meme in the video almost got me 😂❤

  • @workout4780
    @workout4780 Год назад +8

    As a nerd who loves Harry Potter and Star Wars and always buys the deluxe edition of games when they come out I know that those are Commodities I have to make sure my rent is paid and s*** beforehand

  • @chimeraminis
    @chimeraminis Год назад +4

    As the writer of "Do you work with the Female" thank you for reading my story!!

  • @vinawaldren6888
    @vinawaldren6888 Год назад +7

    Well, I'm not going to be able to be within Vincey's early crew for awhile. 😭
    I was just thrust into the roll of "good Grandma" and am needed watching my five (2 legit, 3 step) grandchildren, while their parents work.😬
    " Live-in grandma"has taken very ill and is in hospital.
    I'm used to seeing the grands in smaller doses.
    But life is unpredictable. Curve balls come out of nowhere. I just hope that "live in Grandma" makes a full recovery. She's a great person.❤️ (Not to mention 10 years younger than me-so this was a huge shock to everyone)
    I'll still be in the Vincey crew, just not within my early crowd that I've grown to look forward to seeing every morning. 🤗😻
    Stay NICE legends! 😄 😻

  • @sirfrogsalot4054
    @sirfrogsalot4054 Год назад +2

    At 12:26 drinking chips is when you have little pieces and crumbs of chips left and you pour it into your mouth like you're drinking it. It's not that uncommon; I do it sometimes if I'm really enjoying the chips. Great video by the way I love listening to these in the background while I do other stuff!

  • @chasefrost1401
    @chasefrost1401 Год назад +4

    It is in the ferengi tenets of acquisition that if a female compliments your harry potter scarf, it is your gf now

  • @transmascdruid77
    @transmascdruid77 Год назад +56

    I'm really concerned for Nerd's sister. Far-right provocateurs such as Matt Walsh get pretty violent in their transphobic rhetoric. If he's willing to harm a helpless dog, chances are he wouldn't hold back against his transgender sister. 😞

    • @beth7935
      @beth7935 Год назад +13

      Yes! I hardly ever use the words "evil" or "psychopath", but matt walsh is ABSOLUTELY an evil, vicious, homicidal psychopath, & I'm terrified of what he might do one day- what he's already done is terrifying enough. I imagine Nerdbeard's sister won't come out til she leaves home, but even then, a violent matt-walsh-level transphobe might try & find her & hurt her if he found out she was trans.

    • @vakondkiss2291
      @vakondkiss2291 Год назад +2

      While I'm sure there are a couple of folks like this out there, this story reads at least partially made up.

    • @justjade256
      @justjade256 10 месяцев назад

      Yeah, Im very worried for her. As a trans girl, I know how hard it can be living like that.

    • @AnnieLeslie
      @AnnieLeslie Месяц назад

      I like Matt Walsh. I'm center left leaning, but I find him funny. I don't believe in everything he says. But it's just his opinion. I try to keep an open mind and listen to both sides point of view. I'll watch non- gov funded news and other countries news stations. You can't learn anything by only listening to one side and taking it as gospel. We shouldn't divide ourselves based on political views, race and so on. But that's the world we live in. People get very upset if you don't have the same opinion as them. Divided we'll fall. Together we can make real change. Don't let them win by spreading hate. They want us divided and squabbling amongst each other. Sad reality.

    • @AnnieLeslie
      @AnnieLeslie Месяц назад

      ​@@beth7935homicidal psychopath? How exactly? He uses words to dryly tell his opinion. He's mostly sarcastic just to piss off crazy leftists, which is very easy to do.

  • @thecatherd
    @thecatherd Год назад +10

    Oh gosh the library story. 😩

    • @Minimissmaimai
      @Minimissmaimai Год назад +5

      It’s mine 😂 it was traumatizing. I’ve not been back in that library since 😅

    • @immasnakeee6460
      @immasnakeee6460 Год назад +1

      @@Minimissmaimaiyour style is very cute btw!!

    • @Toaster-draws
      @Toaster-draws Год назад +2

      ​@@Minimissmaimaifair enough. I wouldn't go back there either. 😅

  • @legogeneralgrievous3958
    @legogeneralgrievous3958 Год назад +2

    I have a buddy who wears a fedora and gets along with everyone. Really of course the neckbeards ruined the fedora

  • @errantwinds-up8uu
    @errantwinds-up8uu Год назад +5

    I would love to come across cuddling kitties while walking home!

  • @thatoneyoutuberfan6900
    @thatoneyoutuberfan6900 Год назад +3

    7:13 yk what? he probably assumed she was the only female employee working there 💀 idk what he’d base that off, but seems like something he’d do, irdk why

  • @TheGayestAspen
    @TheGayestAspen Год назад

    Vincey, i really needed this today. I have my friend's funeral later today. I dont know how im gonna handle it.

  • @HaintblueRee
    @HaintblueRee Год назад +1

    His nest! I'm screaming🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @anactualprayingmantis5054
    @anactualprayingmantis5054 Год назад +1

    I had an experience with a neckbeard, who told me he wants to kill and eat women. While I was alone with him. I'm a woman. He went on to tell me for hours about his dark desires, and crazy ideas. I had no out from the situation, it was insane. I was terrified, because he knew where I lived at the time.

  • @Zero0.000
    @Zero0.000 Год назад +1

    Me with a neckbeard while listening to these: "OH NO, IS THIS MY FUTURE?!"

  • @partiya_vaginodictatury_Aliyi
    @partiya_vaginodictatury_Aliyi Год назад +2

    11:00 I feel so scared and heartbroken for dogs in this story

  • @lydiakelly6863
    @lydiakelly6863 Год назад +2

    3rd story I can relate to. A young sounding man called the story and asked my supervisor if he could talk to me. She said okay, thinking it was a friend of mine. He asked me to write down his number and being a desperate teenager, I did so.
    We got along pretty well until he invited me (19 at the time) to the local tavern. I said I can't go I'm 19. He said bummer and then I asked how old he was.
    47. 47!!! I look older than I am, maybe max 25. But I am in no dating range of a 47 year old.
    Que me turning him down offers to drink on the beach and play cornhole... I repeated to tell him it was his age I was uncomfortable with.
    Then a few weeks after silence, he texts me during my shift and says "btw, you have an amazing ass". Note that I still have no idea who this guy is or what he looks like. Just that his name was supposedly Jason.

  • @nabuchodonosormcgalapatram6941
    @nabuchodonosormcgalapatram6941 Год назад +1

    Everytime you say Sir Knight, I chuckle because "Sirknight" is the Japanese name for Gardevoir and I imagine a neckbeard Pokémon.

  • @alecmomenee-duprie2777
    @alecmomenee-duprie2777 Год назад +12

    Day 812 of reminding everyone to do things for yourself because you're worth it

  • @I_missthesage
    @I_missthesage Год назад +2

    Why are they all named Alex-
    I’m scared

  • @nicholewilkinson576
    @nicholewilkinson576 Год назад

    The gas station one hits too close. The guy called multiple days trying to get ahold of me, but I only worked weekends thankfully. Everytime he called the assistant manager answered and shut him down every time, lol.

  • @Guro-Blue-kun
    @Guro-Blue-kun Год назад +1

    Thank you so much Vince for the wholesome memes at the end...really need them after going through this subreddit! 💙
    Hope everyone reading this has a magical day ^-^//🌈

  • @owlcake
    @owlcake Год назад +2

    11:00
    I hope she gets the eff out of that hell hole soon and lives her best life.

  • @caileyrookids
    @caileyrookids Год назад +7

    I hope the trans girl starts a gofundme, and if she does I hope you link it!! I don't have the money to help out (trying to save up for my own place, actually), but with a big youtuber like Vincey picking up the story, it might actually bring them some aid!

  • @WormOfEscence
    @WormOfEscence Год назад +1

    I love neckbeards

  • @mayawatkins6073
    @mayawatkins6073 Год назад +7

    Day 524 of reminding everyone to drink some water! Stay hydrated, friends!

  • @Gregsplays
    @Gregsplays 9 месяцев назад

    vincey if you ever come back to doing neckbear stories, I've got a couple of my favourites. I've already heard them but it'd be great to hear them from you! The Ser Sam Saga is just classic and I'd totally recommend (It is quite lengthy tho), Guitarbeard too! Also a lil lengthy but good stuffs :>

  • @Thing1G
    @Thing1G Год назад

    Neckbeards are always a very...interesting subreddit to read

  • @laur83
    @laur83 Год назад

    i have missed these stories!

  • @aleridream7105
    @aleridream7105 Год назад

    When the warning came to not read while eating, i looked at my sandwich, and i think I’ll keep the video paused til i finish

  • @mysterylovescompany2657
    @mysterylovescompany2657 Год назад +3

    1:07 I love everything ab these stories, exc. the nigh ubiquitous body-shaming; I always feel sorry for all the obese readers/viewers who are decent, respectful men but have to deal with neckbeards - among whom _for some mysterious reason_ their body-type seems to be overrepresented even by general modern cultural stats* - trashing PR for them, when they already live w. enough stigma & bullying/social rejection as it is.
    * Or at least it is on the Reddit posts which get the most upvotes... 🤨

    • @beth7935
      @beth7935 Год назад

      Yeah, I hate the bodyshaming too. And I reckon you're right that posts with lots of bodyshaming of fat neckbeards get the most upvotes. People LOVE to fat-shame, sadly, & they can't resist it when they think they can get away with it, cos it's someone like a neckbeard who IS a nasty person & DOES legitimately deserve criticism- _just for their behaviour,_ though. The minute you bring looks into it, you've dropped to their level- neckbeards bodyshame feeeemales who don't look like anime waifus- so you actually can't criticise them any more. Be decent, or stfu. 🤷‍♀

  • @redhawkseye7099
    @redhawkseye7099 Год назад

    In the third story I genuinely don't know who's more unbearable, the neckbeard brother or OP themself......

  • @northrix1219
    @northrix1219 Год назад

    11:17 not me eating 😂😂😂😂

  • @VielSpabeimFahrenschwererAusru
    @VielSpabeimFahrenschwererAusru Год назад +14

    Enjoy watching heavy equipment driving, a powerful front loader carrying soil inside the truck, excavator, Bobcat excavator and cars.❤😂🚜🚜🚜🚜🚜🚜🚜🚜

    • @Sprite600
      @Sprite600 Год назад +1

      Yes🚜🚜🚜🚜🚜🚜🚜🚜🚜🚜

  • @flamefangstar
    @flamefangstar Год назад +3

    Good morning

  • @alexw.7097
    @alexw.7097 Год назад

    Hearing that I share a name with at least two of these guys is... Disheartening. 😬

  • @VielSpabeimFahrenschwererAusru
    @VielSpabeimFahrenschwererAusru Год назад +13

    Hello my friends 😊🚜🚜🚜🚜🚜🚜🚜🚜🚜🚜🚜🚜🚜🚜🚜🚜🚜🐱🚜

  • @stephenbrennan4508
    @stephenbrennan4508 11 месяцев назад

    The game store dude was atleast respectable in that as soon as he knew she had a boyfriend he gave up but should have taken earlier hints obviously

  • @C4tP0ff
    @C4tP0ff Год назад

    the nerdbeard one was so offensive on so many levels and makes me so glad I sometimes *make fun* of people like this (Mostly people in particular what have said some wild a$$ sh!t)

  • @TheNewSoda
    @TheNewSoda Год назад

    4:43Someone playef Conker's bad Fur Day and really enjoyed the sunflower part

  • @notfabio9858
    @notfabio9858 Год назад +1

    Ay shout out to the fire emblem fan

    • @Minimissmaimai
      @Minimissmaimai Год назад

      I LOVE IT. I've played all of them except 3 Hopes because I'm attached to 3 Houses 😅

    • @notfabio9858
      @notfabio9858 Год назад

      @@Minimissmaimai I’ve played most of the ones I can, 3 houses is definitely my favorite. Haven’t played 3 hopes either, mostly because I didn’t feel like playing a warriors game at the time.
      I’m just waiting to play path of radiance and radiant. Hopefully a port is on the way… any day now…

  • @PandoraFoxxBurlesque
    @PandoraFoxxBurlesque Год назад +2

    Anybody referring to women as "Feeeee-maaales" just remind me of Ferengi 😬 and often have less progressive views

  • @clockshock6366
    @clockshock6366 Год назад

    nahhhh why she gotta act like drinking the chip bag is weird 😢
    if you don’t get all those crumbs I don’t trust you

  • @eleanoraddy4683
    @eleanoraddy4683 Год назад +1

    Ahhh, I met a pretty stripey kitty today too❤

  • @Scrinwaipwr
    @Scrinwaipwr Год назад

    Whose art is 3:33 about? Asking for a friend.

  • @youdontneedtoknow106
    @youdontneedtoknow106 Год назад

    Was wondering why i didnt see any posts by vincey RUclips UNSUBBED ME!!!!

  • @creekblues1241
    @creekblues1241 Год назад

    i've been so obsessed with neckbeards lately and i literally cheered when i saw this

  • @steamuser1238
    @steamuser1238 6 месяцев назад

    Why do you talk like brian griffins girl friend

  • @invadermaythe1st
    @invadermaythe1st Год назад +3

    Can’t wait to cringe 🎉🎉🎉

  • @AnnieLeslie
    @AnnieLeslie Месяц назад

    K hate Ben Shapero. But Matt Walsh is hilarious. Don't knock every conservative commentator. Some of them are really good. I'm probably more center-left leaning. So I'll listen to both sides with an open mind and try to see both opinions. Also, try to watch news from other countries and non-gov funded stations.

  • @TheNewSoda
    @TheNewSoda Год назад +1

    Honestly I rather assumed that a woman already in a relationship with someone else this way I don't shoot my shot someone who doesn't want me
    And I know that I don't deserve anyone
    I was a bad boyfriend and honestly I don't think I'll ever be faithful no matter how many times I want to believe I'm better than the guy I was in high school honestly I probably am not
    So I don't blame anyone else from my own stupidity for losing the woman I love and losing my ex-girlfriend that's my fault

  • @TheNewSoda
    @TheNewSoda Год назад

    9:15 I know no one will ever agree with me but it's no longer cool to be a nerd or nerdy things in 2023 especially since Disney owns most of the nerdy things anyways and that's me saying it nicely