Scary Neckbeard Tales

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  • Опубликовано: 17 ноя 2024

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  • @krychur4956
    @krychur4956 Год назад +130

    story 2 kind of scares me. it's one thing to have a neckbeard, it's another to have his mommy try and help him force himself on you.

    • @mage1439
      @mage1439 Год назад +3

      Well, considering it hit every spot on fake bingo, I don't think it matters.

    • @transmascdruid77
      @transmascdruid77 Год назад +3

      yeah, right? it could just as easily be an entitled parents story

    • @krychur4956
      @krychur4956 Год назад +7

      @@mage1439 even if they're bullshitting, it's doubtful some freaky family like that doesn't exist.

    • @blazergamer6425
      @blazergamer6425 Год назад +5

      ​@@mage1439I have seen and have had friends deal with similar situations it's completely possible lol

    • @Ahmedpsykosgutt
      @Ahmedpsykosgutt 5 месяцев назад

      @@mage1439 At least it was entertaining

  • @fredskull1618
    @fredskull1618 Год назад +41

    Story 1: I can totally relate to the whole "gaming neckbeard" experience. I remember a similar incident where I attended a local gaming event at a bar, and there was this one guy who just couldn't handle being beaten by a girl. It's frustrating how some people, like Smash Beard, feel entitled to act the way they do, especially towards women, thinking they have some kind of claim over them. It's amazing how these individuals can't grasp the concept that women can both be gamers and have agency over their own decisions. Kudos to L for standing her ground and not letting him get to her.
    Story 2: Reading about the encounter with that neckbeard and his pushy mother instantly brought back memories of a coworker I had a few years back. The entitled attitude, the delusional expectations, and the baffling assumption that just because they meet a certain superficial criteria means you should automatically be interested - it’s as if they think life is some kind of anime or video game. It's infuriating when they try to force their own narrative onto others. I remember trying to remain polite while internally wanting to scream at the audacity of such people.

  • @justingraves8649
    @justingraves8649 Год назад +27

    Neckbeard: Come to my room (basement), m'lady.
    Dr Evil: HOW ABOUT NO?

  • @TheDarwinProject1
    @TheDarwinProject1 Год назад +52

    The smash player's story: OP & his gf should have reported the neck beard for sexual harassment in the very beginning. There were probably others around that witnessed it. He may have been harassing other women or it may have helped protect others by keeping him out of regional competitions.

    • @MikeJr9284
      @MikeJr9284 Год назад +10

      Idk about you, but that story sounds a tad bit fake regardless of the fact that Smash Bros tournaments are neckbeard central.

    • @Msis03
      @Msis03 Год назад +8

      @@MikeJr9284You’re not alone, sounds super fake. Not saying NBs don’t frequent places like Smash tournaments, but the story reads like a humble brag fanfic about OP. Like a “let me make myself the hero and also tell you how badass I am at smash bros while scripting the NB in the most cliche way”. It reads very scripted and fake.

    • @Salmakia77
      @Salmakia77 Год назад +3

      It’s definitely 100% fake

    • @galaxytrashbag475
      @galaxytrashbag475 3 месяца назад +1

      ​@@Msis03That and the fact that they had to mention how well endowed their gf was, when that had absolutely nothing to do with the story.

  • @minohki
    @minohki Год назад +108

    A NB not being able to tell the difference between the kind of fictional characters OP likes and real life is a new low.

    • @RiveroftheWither
      @RiveroftheWither Год назад +22

      That's because NB's struggle to separate fiction and reality. The kinds of girls they like are all anime and video game characters with ideal personalities that they impose onto real women. They not only believe that women do the same but that it's "proof" women all like bad boys when we mention a villain or anti hero we like. It's honestly wild just how deep they are in their fantasy worlds, hell even how they approach women is literally something they've imagined in their heads working on their waifus and lack the self awareness to understand why it doesn't work on real people.

    • @sopadumacacoumadelicia5
      @sopadumacacoumadelicia5 Год назад +8

      ​@@RiveroftheWither Imma grab this one for future use, well said.

    • @AbsolutelyAri1
      @AbsolutelyAri1 Год назад +17

      I was really confused because I thought nb stood for nonbinary. It took me too long to realize it meant neckbeard

    • @resisilobus3191
      @resisilobus3191 Год назад +6

      ​@@AbsolutelyAri1 I was so confused too lol

    • @sopadumacacoumadelicia5
      @sopadumacacoumadelicia5 Год назад +4

      ​@@AbsolutelyAri1 It can mean both things

  • @BoxOKittens
    @BoxOKittens Год назад +13

    I grew up playing video games with my brother. Any time I played a game better than him, he'd lose interest in it. Eventually he'd stop letting me play games with him so he didn't "have to" stop playing a game he liked if I was good at it.

  • @VioletSilence
    @VioletSilence Год назад +7

    So, despite being a grill cook, I worked some shifts at our bakery because one of our bakers went to vacation and the other was left here all alone. Usually she's more than enough to handle a shift alone (at least on weekdays), but she has 16 of them with only 2 days off and got overworked as hell. That's where I volunteered to back her up on weekends and told her to call me over on weekdays if she has a lot of work, and our chef approved that cause we have two other grill cooks and poor girl really looked nearly dead after her first alone weekend shift (where I helped her out from 11 am after seeing her rushing around the bakery in total despair). I had to change my daily schedule because bakers start their shift at 6 am and most other restaurant staff, including grill cooks, start at 11 am, but it's her last week before going on vacation too and I'll be taking 3 more shifts with her fri-sat-sun. She still looks exhausted and overworked, of course, but is super grateful for my help and deems me her genuine friend (which is mutual). We had a hell lot of wholesome friendly conversations and words of support and appreciation both ways during our shifts together.
    The point of the story: genuine opposite sex friendship exists and the best way to start one is to be there in their time of need. Whoever learns this simple truth will see his neck beard disappear.

  • @TheNewSoda
    @TheNewSoda Год назад +8

    I'm sorry being a neckbeard doesn't automatically make you a pro smash player

  • @KamenRiderFeline
    @KamenRiderFeline Год назад +22

    Out of all excuses for racism, Neanderthal supremacy still ranks among the weirdest ones for me.

    • @Star-vf8vz
      @Star-vf8vz Год назад +11

      Fun fact: older racists claimed that Black people had more "primitive" DNA in some way, and if I'm not mistaken claimed they were more closely related to Neanderthals. But then they found Europeans shared more DNA with them and then suddenly it was a sign of superiority.
      They just, invent justifications.

    • @sopadumacacoumadelicia5
      @sopadumacacoumadelicia5 Год назад +6

      ​@@Star-vf8vz That's how the brains of bigots how: not at all

    • @galaxytrashbag475
      @galaxytrashbag475 3 месяца назад

      ​@@Star-vf8vzI remember reading that Neanderthals don't share any DNA with humans at all and are a completely different species altogether. Which is why they went extinct, because they couldn't breed with humans due to DNA incompatibility.

  • @anthonylong9067
    @anthonylong9067 Год назад +9

    That last story: OP shoulda called the cops or something.

  • @alicia1771
    @alicia1771 Год назад +30

    Nothing like starting my night shift with a new Vincey upload! I hope the other Aussie night shifters have a good shift! ❤

  • @Endogal
    @Endogal Год назад +15

    Im lucky enough that Im too old for most of these creeps now. I kind of forget just how prevalent this type of thing is for young fem geeks. Glad it’s more talked about now.

  • @jacksparrowismydaddy
    @jacksparrowismydaddy Год назад +10

    never go to a mans room that you can do anywhere else.
    him:hey wanna come to my apartment and listen to music/watch anime?
    me: I got my phone we can do that here.

  • @cupguin
    @cupguin Год назад +16

    Ugh I'd normally watch but a neckbeard tried to pick me up while I was shopping for groceries. Started off by calling me sweetie and it was all downhill from there.

    • @errantwinds-up8uu
      @errantwinds-up8uu Год назад +7

      Oh gross, sorry to hear that!

    • @cupguin
      @cupguin Год назад +9

      @@errantwinds-up8uu I mean it wasn't all terrible. I escaped into the import section and found really tasty Serbian cookies on sale. Just definitely at my limit of neckbeards for the week.

  • @C.L.Hinton
    @C.L.Hinton Год назад +14

    Is it schadenfreude that I love hearing Vincey read about neckbeards and their cringe behavior?

    • @oracle1351
      @oracle1351 Год назад +4

      Schadenfreude is such a great word

    • @ezekiel09
      @ezekiel09 Год назад +1

      i have learnt a new word, thank you kind stranger

  • @errantwinds-up8uu
    @errantwinds-up8uu Год назад +16

    Good day Vincey! I found your channel recently and your reading is lovely, you seem awesome. My favourite part is that you include the wholesome memes!

  • @Redbeardian
    @Redbeardian Год назад +6

    18:58 It's not just neckbeards that have a problem with this. All types have people that can't take the hint unless you spell it out. Jocks, band kids, etc. If you say "I'm hungry" "not feeling that well" it's literally saying it would be "YES" if it weren't for those things. If he waits until you've eaten and feel better then it's off to watch anime and that's not even miscommunication but literally what the poster was saying to him without realizing it.

  • @cedarpentowski5452
    @cedarpentowski5452 Год назад +4

    Getting some sewing done while listening to this, put buttonholes on shirts right now, been binging the ones I've missed over the last few days

  • @MumsieGames
    @MumsieGames Год назад +5

    I attend insomnia and cosplay there . I have also encountered neckbeards like this .
    Was once stalked around the convention and the guy later found my twitter after the event .

  • @baliman_e
    @baliman_e Год назад +1

    i just realized neck beards are just old anime fans😭😭

  • @ahh_yes_mr_bax
    @ahh_yes_mr_bax Год назад +1

    Its just so unsettling how they all tend to smell really bad.
    Also as an american i enjoy dumb shit, so you saying “bloody” in a sentence. I know its dumb due to how common it is, but its the little things that bring me joy.

  • @Krissyo128
    @Krissyo128 Год назад +2

    I’m currently at work and having a new Vincey video is the best. His compilations always help me get through the day.

  • @TheAntiburglar
    @TheAntiburglar Год назад +3

    Just woke up after sleeping in far later than I should and what do I find? A new Vincey video! Good times to be had! 😃

  • @marisan8265
    @marisan8265 Год назад +1

    WHY DID I LISTEN TO THIS AT THE GROCERY STORE?!
    I could NOT hold a Poker face 😨

  • @CMK899
    @CMK899 Год назад +3

    I think that first one seems familiar because it hits a lot of the beats. A cynical man might say too many of the beats.

  • @zombieguy4444
    @zombieguy4444 11 месяцев назад +1

    Fun fact: All humans races are genetically more similar to each other than dog breeds are to each other. Races are more comparable to dog fur color.

  • @abbie_joan
    @abbie_joan Год назад +4

    the deeply involved Star Wars fans are always way too serious about making the movies trilogy they like their whole personality 😂

  • @ZenoSsj4Hero
    @ZenoSsj4Hero Год назад +5

    I think the alien post is making a joke on sports seasons and Tv shows/seasons 😅. Or something to that effect. Probably just me, but still love your videos Vincey ❤. Always leaves me smiling 😊

  • @Lyra4ran
    @Lyra4ran Год назад +1

    Pretty sure the Earth wholesome meme was a South Park reference

  • @Aaron_Hayman
    @Aaron_Hayman Год назад +4

    Oh the Neanderthal racists always make me laugh. I just tell them that technically they arent even fully human.

  • @TheFreshPrinceOfSaiyans
    @TheFreshPrinceOfSaiyans Год назад +1

    I love watching your videos while I clean my rat cages. Let’s me focus on the task but also makes it fun.

  • @Skoopyghost
    @Skoopyghost Год назад +1

    I have mild aspergers according to some doctors, even milder PDD-NOS according to other doctors. Social skills only needs a little bit of effort to learn.

  • @Nukawin
    @Nukawin Год назад +7

    I see these stories and as a woman get so horribly creeped out by the weirdos and ''nice guys'' and neckbeards that don't know how to take a hint, but then I tend to find myself wondering why I've never encountered this. Then I remember I'm ugly as sin. So while I'm grateful that my natural repellent is working, I do feel bad for the women (and men in some cases) that have to deal with these creatures.

    • @teritt
      @teritt Год назад +2

      It isn’t because you’re ugly, these weirdo men intentionally target people they think might be easily manipulated.

  • @Fableeyes
    @Fableeyes Год назад +8

    I love how they think Neanderthals are a good thing to call themselves. Correct me if I'm wrong but isn't a Neanderthal like a slang term for a dunce?

    • @dragowolfraven3806
      @dragowolfraven3806 Год назад +5

      Yes. The funny part is that the Neanderthal would be smarter than the neckbeard.😂

    • @Fableeyes
      @Fableeyes Год назад +2

      @@dragowolfraven3806 wait. Maybe they were right. Neanderthals are a superior species... compared to a neckbeard

  • @vinawaldren6888
    @vinawaldren6888 Год назад +1

    I dated a fool once in my early 20's. (Mind you there is NOTHING about my appearance that could make you think I have large breasts) This guy acted offended once the relationship matured and he ultimately found out. He suggested I wear grapefruits in my bra so I didn't embarrass him when we were out together!

  • @transmascdruid77
    @transmascdruid77 Год назад +4

    I'm also a huge Kylo Ren fan and love villains. If I'd been in that situation, I would've gone full crazy and been like "oh yeah I love men who kill people, you wanna see my Jeffrey Dahmer necklace?" 🤪

  • @muderchickenblue9626
    @muderchickenblue9626 Год назад +5

    None of these seem real...

  • @Blazingstudios882
    @Blazingstudios882 Год назад +2

    Good morning Vincey

    • @TheNewSoda
      @TheNewSoda Год назад

      M'Vincey sorry I had to make a bad joke I'll see myself out

  • @NonaPaskemin
    @NonaPaskemin Год назад

    thank you, big Vincey

  • @lizanna6390
    @lizanna6390 Год назад +1

    Perhaps entitled mom is hoping a girlfriend would help her sever his grip on the apron strings.

  • @bengray657
    @bengray657 Год назад

    I wish a neckbeard would invite me to their room... 😢😢

  • @Grombrindal
    @Grombrindal 19 дней назад

    The first story involves multiple neckbeards lol
    Smashcels = gross

  • @mikethewhizz5085
    @mikethewhizz5085 10 месяцев назад

    That smash bros story cant be real thats the most smash bros player fantasy story ever

  • @AdorableFloof1999
    @AdorableFloof1999 Год назад +1

    Yknow for the tall & dark hair story she doesn't sound like someone who likes the 'chad' stereotype anyway, ik for sure Loki and Dabi are skinnier guys falling into long and lanky category, dk much about kylo though.

  • @chasefrost1401
    @chasefrost1401 Год назад +1

    6'1" 200lbs is very healthy, if he's doughy i can understand the working on it. Just like me, except im 30, it is harder.

  • @mickeywhite2563
    @mickeywhite2563 Год назад

    This shit is one reason I dress like a lesbian and don't speak to people.
    Thanks for the wholesome at the end Vincey

  • @kristenhall283
    @kristenhall283 Год назад +4

    The second story just has way too many subreddit cliches to be anything but karma farming. I keep rolling my eyes at how ridiculously fake it is. (And I say this as a woman who has met many crazy people at customer service jobs).
    Many of the stories seem so fake on the writing subs. Especially Entitled Parents and AITA. Still love this channel though!

  • @sopadumacacoumadelicia5
    @sopadumacacoumadelicia5 Год назад +2

    The formating of the first story made it easier to read, it was a nice change

  • @Child_Dog
    @Child_Dog Год назад +1

    Okay the second story HAS to be bait, surely. For one thing, who in the absolute hell cites *Jeff the Killer* as a bad boy from 'the movies' that they're attracted to?

    • @kristenhall283
      @kristenhall283 Год назад

      They went to the extreme to find a way for the fictional neckbeard to talk about feeeeeemales just loving bad boys

    • @teritt
      @teritt Год назад +2

      You’d be surprised, a lot of people grew up on creepy pasta and there were a lot of Jeff fangirls

  • @alecmomenee-duprie2777
    @alecmomenee-duprie2777 Год назад +5

    Day 796 of reminding everyone to do things for yourself because you're worth it

  • @melchiorlise2466
    @melchiorlise2466 Год назад

    As a modern European I would resent being told I am more Neanderthal than Homo Sapiens...

  • @heathenly_aesthetic7233
    @heathenly_aesthetic7233 Год назад +1

    The way the antagonists in story 2 are written make it sound fake. Personally, I *hope* it's fake because no one deserves to be cornered at their place of work like that.

  • @TheNewSoda
    @TheNewSoda Год назад +1

    4:36 I'm sorry this is not a duel or a children's card game (Yu-Gi-Oh The abridged series reference) this is a Nintendo game and yes women aren't prizes to be win but back a long time ago when men actually challenge each other for a woman's love they wasn't using a Nintendo game to resolve their problems do use actual weapons to fight to the death cuz that's the time people believe that the way to win a woman's love by being skilled with a sword or a gun
    Long comment short the neckbeard is 100% a moron
    And I don't feel bad saying it
    I'm in love with somebody but I'm not going to take her away from some other guy who actually makes her happy that wouldn't be fair to her or to him

  • @TheNewSoda
    @TheNewSoda Год назад +2

    5:42 so the neckbeard come on 1000% too strongly didn't respect L was in a relationship
    Fake chivalry (yes I believe he was faking chivalry)
    Sexistly believe that a woman couldn't be his ass in smash Brothers
    (Really don't want anything that she actually did was offer to go easy the offer itself is not the problem if this wasn't a trornament and if she was a first-timer which I don't believe she was)
    She actually wins and he goes to physically abused her because he sucks at smash bros I don't see where he was even remotely in the right

  • @psychedelikchameleon
    @psychedelikchameleon Год назад

    Sounds great, I'm in!

  • @Cheesenipz97
    @Cheesenipz97 Год назад

    The story with the neckbeard at the bar with his parents harassing the waitress.. icky icky yuck yuck gross

  • @jessieBird96
    @jessieBird96 Год назад

    AS IF Lucy would put up with the neck ward in story 2. She would give him the cold shoulder or even a Lucy kick if he pulled that sh*t with her. So would Hinata for that matter. And the guy from the last story just makes me want to go and shower, I feel icky now 🤢😷

  • @reubensweetman732
    @reubensweetman732 Год назад

    One time I went to this supermarket (let’s call it craps)
    I’m a guy who is questioning my gender. I have long hair and a fairy effeminate face, so I’m often mistaken for a girl. I’ll be Op
    This other guy, slightly overweight, older than me around 16 and a bit shorter than me. Growing neck beard.
    I go into the supermarket and he was working as a bagger. I finish grabbing some things, a drink, chocolate bar etc. he ask me if he can help carry my things. Chocolate bar and a drink. How would I need help with that?? I’m a competitive swimmer so I’m pretty strong, so even if ot was more I would be fine! I say no but he follows me out of the store. Creep. Massive creep. He asks me out and I tell him I’m a guy. I also refuse his offer of his number. 🤮.I see him every time and I want to die when I walk into that store. My parents always accompany me into the store. It is disgusting. So yeah thanks for reading

  • @Justanothervocalist
    @Justanothervocalist Год назад

    I sometimes doubt that these stories are real because I have too much hope for humanity but I see somethings and I think everyone of these stories are real and CRINGE

  • @VexriOfVeridia
    @VexriOfVeridia Год назад +1

    Could someone tell me what a neckbeard is?

  • @HookHandHank
    @HookHandHank Месяц назад

    That first story is so fucking faaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaake

  • @PropagandalfderWeiße
    @PropagandalfderWeiße 5 месяцев назад

    7:34 I dont know why, but calling Star Wars a "Series" seems weird to me. But also I'm no native speaker and have never had a conversation about Star Wars in English

  • @mikethewhizz5085
    @mikethewhizz5085 10 месяцев назад

    I cannot stand people that main Ness

  • @alyaly1601
    @alyaly1601 Год назад

    Another day watching Vincey on company time

  • @Manwendlil
    @Manwendlil 3 месяца назад

    are those stories real? they sound rather...extravagrant..

  • @TheNewSoda
    @TheNewSoda Год назад +1

    8:02 as someone who actually don't like the Disney trilogy and been vocal about it
    I'm cooler than I was when the trilogy happened but at the timeI really felt my childhood was being murdered in cold-blood in front of me I wouldn't have with anyone who like that I understand his initial rage to the Disney trilogy but frankly Disney just ruined Star wars more and more the fact that Star wars used to mean something but just became more focused on queerbaiting that's what ultimately killed modern Star wars for me

  • @norbitical745
    @norbitical745 Год назад +2

    Wow first!! Love your videos, have a great day (My name is Vince too lol)

  • @gothkatgoddess8204
    @gothkatgoddess8204 Год назад

    Yay❤ like #28❤️❤️❤️ watching neck beards in the morning with Vincey is the best way to start the day😊

  • @mayawatkins6073
    @mayawatkins6073 11 месяцев назад

    Day 508 of reminding everyone to drink some water! Stay hydrated, friends!

  • @okamuii7231
    @okamuii7231 Год назад

    Lol

  • @K.Esmerelda-zy7cf
    @K.Esmerelda-zy7cf Год назад

    A woman who has a crush on Jeff the killer? Cringe aside there's no way that author is telling the truth or even old enough to work. I call bull on that story.

  • @ThizardOfOzz
    @ThizardOfOzz Год назад +1

    these are so fakee

  • @AMY.B00TS
    @AMY.B00TS Год назад

    Hi

  • @cute_protogen
    @cute_protogen Год назад

    "ew, gross, incest" I agree, but, it is legal in some places.

  • @TheNewSoda
    @TheNewSoda Год назад

    11:01 neckbeard in cels and R/nice guys make it so difficult for actual traditional men to speak up

    • @TheNewSoda
      @TheNewSoda Год назад +1

      Traditional men know not to say that out loud even if that's what they want in a woman

    • @sopadumacacoumadelicia5
      @sopadumacacoumadelicia5 Год назад +3

      ​​​@@TheNewSoda ???
      At that point it's better not to have a partner

    • @user-wh5fj6pj6m
      @user-wh5fj6pj6m Год назад +3

      What are traditional men?

  • @danijellino1921
    @danijellino1921 Год назад +1

    The girl in the second story obviously has some form of Mentall Illness so just disregard that story.

    • @theJennicat
      @theJennicat Год назад +2

      ??? Um what? What's wrong with the second story?

    • @sopadumacacoumadelicia5
      @sopadumacacoumadelicia5 Год назад +4

      What are you on about

    • @danijellino1921
      @danijellino1921 Год назад

      @@theJennicat You don't see it?
      She said and i quote "I do love the bad guys in movies, mainly those with dark hair(Loki, Jeff the Killer, Dabi from mha, Kylo ect)"
      That's a clear sign of Mentall Illness. Therefore the rest of what she says doesn't matter.

    • @theJennicat
      @theJennicat Год назад +2

      @@danijellino1921 wow okay lol

    • @danijellino1921
      @danijellino1921 Год назад

      @@theJennicat I feel like ya'll out here not getting the joke are ya?

  • @michaelleppek4092
    @michaelleppek4092 11 месяцев назад

    Any Star Wars "fan" who tells you any of the sequels are their favorite is not a Star Wars fan. They like Disney.

  • @Tanzu15
    @Tanzu15 Год назад +1

    These are cringe and great🙏