Yeah, I knew a guy who believed his friend, and the guy had a small group of friends who believed, that he was a vampire. That was weird. And the guy I knew also believed he had some sort of powers. He tried to show me by rubbing his hands fiercely together and then sort of... did jazz hands at my face. All I could say was, 'Wow'. I decided to pretend I was not going home, went back into school and studied in the library instead.
I just remembered. Back in 4th or 5th grade, I was sitting with a friend during recess when she told me she was turned into a vampire by her boyfriend and that she feeds off of evil vampires. She even pointed towards a patch of trees and told me said boyfriend was lurking there for whatever reason. I remember her having a really somber tone. Back then I thought it was a really dumb prank and went along with it because I wanted her to keep going, but knowing what I know now..... Edit. Holy fuck, what if she actually saw some dude hiding in the woods outside an elementary school?
Me too, that was really entertaining! :D Like reading a weird fan fiction, but with a fun and laughing narrator, rather than my brain go "eww" all the time!
Bruh this story took me back to elementary school where I was a part of this group of friends led by a self-proclaimed "real werewolf" and we'd run around on all fours at recess while howling lmao
This sounds like a mishmash of a Stephanie Meyer fanfiction and a Victorian romance novel, deep fried in a Dorito crumb crust with a Mountain Dew on the side.
I hope everyone’s having a good day/night, make sure you stay hydrated, take your meds if you have them, and get some sleep. I’m cheering for you!!! 💞💞
I would say this sounds made up if I didn't personally know a Beard who seriously tried to convince people he was a literal pagan god and went to these such lengths to convince them, full on pretending to have personality changes and superpowers.
I was having a good laugh until I realized that I have sorta been in Miss Piggy’s situation, just not to that extent. In high school I dated a Neckbeard (I didn’t know it at the time. I was very naive). Terrible hygiene habits, a little pudgy, and anime obsessed, but he was kinda nice and he was like the first boy to tell me he liked me, so as a “loser” I was thrilled, but not for long. I was already about to the point of dumping him, but I just KNEW I had to on the day we were hanging out with our friend in the woods behind his house, all just walking and talking. It starts to get dark and while we’re heading back to Friend’s house, Neckbeard starts breathing heavily and has this really distressed look on his face. Like, I genuinely thought he was hurt or something. So me and Friend stop and I ask Neckbeard, “Hey, what’s wrong? Are you okay?” He’s like, grunting and growling and thrashing his body all around like he can’t control it. I’m starting to panic thinking he’s having a seizure or something. I finally get him to stop grunting and growling long enough for him to say “Run.... YOU HAVE TO RUN!!!” Uh. What? I’m confused but I try and ask him again, “Are you okay? Do we need to call 911?” He violently shakes his head. “N-NO.... THEY CANT KNOW....” “Know what? Neckbeard what’s going on!?” “ITS.... ITS A FULL MOON.... GAHHHHH WOSKWKAKAKA YOU HAVE TO RUN I DONT WANT TO HURT YOU” Neckbeard said what now? He finally stops and is now taking these very deep breaths like breathing has become an Olympic sport. He looks in my eyes through the bangs of his 13 year old Justin Bieber hair cut (the swoosh, you all know which one I’m talking about) with this super serious gaze and tells me, “I’m a werewolf. Tonight is the full moon and I’m going to transform.... I could hurt you” like he’s some kind of protagonist in a freaking anime with a weird but still dark backstory. Me and Friend exchange 😐 and 😒 faces. Neckbeard goes back to dramatically *throwing* his body around like he’s gonna shed his skin. Me and Friend continue walking back to his house. Neckbeard eventually catches up and tries to make me feel sorry for him so he can try and rope me into helping him “contain the beast within”. I dumped him and never went near him again. I heard he’s still a neckbeard and smells like rotting egg salad made in a crusty toilet. 🤷🏽♀️
Really stressed and generally exhausted cause it's exam week next week (and I have barely revised at all), and these videos really help me calm down. So thank you!
This reminds me of an English teacher I had who liked to talk a lot about how little red riding hood was an allegory for sexual innocence (we never learnt about little red riding hood obviously), would always mention that he's a very "primal person with primal tendencies" and wore a lot of wolf rings
bro, you should cover r/entitledparents at some point! and maybe once you hit 50k, you could do a video with some people on Discord reading some stories with you? because who DOESN'T wanna read reddit stories with a few other people together?(probably a bunch of people, but that's besides the point)
Congrats on 30k!!! I've been binge watching these videos for the past couple weeks and I can 100% say that this channel deserves way more attention. Love you! ❤
Bruh your channel makes me absolutely so freaking happy. It’s literally the first thing I go to when I feel sad 🥺🥺 (I’ve been here since the beginning btw!) I’m so proud of how far you have gotten, and I know you’ll get farther! Continue your greatness and wonderful talent to make other people smile ❤️❤️
That person writes like me either when I was in middle school or now after getting very little sleep. It’s not an insult. That’s when I write best lol. I get overly descriptive though.
Hey Vincey, I started watching you a couple weeks ago and you're a cool dude! I turn 21 today so i can finally drink, so a toast to you and your 30k subs man!
See, as someone who tends to dress in a vague mix of alternative/witchy/vintage style, and loves a good fantasy book/show, I would so want to roll with this omg. Like, just see where it goes? Confess to vampirism or necromancy? Say I'm a "lycan" too? Tell her about a sordid history where my family is a witchs coven? My god, the possibilities are endless.
Vincey, your vids give me flashbacks! No where near as bad, but this made me remember the time a neckbeard told me he could never sell his car... because his grandma's ghost was stuck in it. Apparently she would refuse to let the car start if anyone sat in her seat and was known to harass other riders. No one but her grandson could drive the car without "incidents occurring". She also had a favorite radio station and would stall the car to a full stop if anyone tried to play something else. I could smell that car LONG before I could see it. He also called himself Buffalo Bill---he wouldn't answer to anything else. I'm sure his church lady gran loved THAT!
The saddest things about neckbeard is that if they put in half the effort they put in trying to creep on their chosen victim into becoming a better person, they might actually be able to find love.
EEEEEEEe yes!! As I said in another comment, hank u so much for putting in so much time and effort to create such upbeat, positive videos for us, V✨💕💕 we appreciate u SOO much :) How are u Vincey and everyone else? Again, anyone got anything they'd like to share, or talk abt?💙✨ !! ♥️🧡💛💚💙💜✨
Lol. A friend of mine in high school thought she was a wherewolf too. She dead serious tried to explain to me that she would wake up with dirt under her finger nails after a full moon. Thus proving she must've ran around as a wolf at night. She was very "special". But otherwise a lovely person. Think Luna Lovegood-esque.
Ive started binging your videos and I didn't know if i wanted to stick around but your attitude is so wonderful and I love your positivity. I hope your success continues and im happy to be your subscriber
There were so many times I thought “This has to be made up”. But then I remember that there are plenty of people with even grander delusions than this
i got the same feeling. But then i remember all those years of working in anime/manga cons and people pretending to be cats
Yeah, I knew a guy who believed his friend, and the guy had a small group of friends who believed, that he was a vampire. That was weird.
And the guy I knew also believed he had some sort of powers. He tried to show me by rubbing his hands fiercely together and then sort of... did jazz hands at my face. All I could say was, 'Wow'. I decided to pretend I was not going home, went back into school and studied in the library instead.
I just remembered. Back in 4th or 5th grade, I was sitting with a friend during recess when she told me she was turned into a vampire by her boyfriend and that she feeds off of evil vampires. She even pointed towards a patch of trees and told me said boyfriend was lurking there for whatever reason. I remember her having a really somber tone. Back then I thought it was a really dumb prank and went along with it because I wanted her to keep going, but knowing what I know now.....
Edit. Holy fuck, what if she actually saw some dude hiding in the woods outside an elementary school?
@@kenyaillianart4346 That's spooky as fuck dude
I feel like this is way different, because it’s too descriptive.
"as if he just terrorized the countryside"
Yeah any side of the country is gonna be terrified by him in general
I’m looking forward to “wolf beard: the epic sequel”
Me too, that was really entertaining! :D
Like reading a weird fan fiction, but with a fun and laughing narrator, rather than my brain go "eww" all the time!
Well well well
I upvoted this to 256.
Nice round number
I think wolf beard guy never grew out of the elementary school wolf clan phase
HELLLPP WHEN I WAS 9 I WAS IN A VAMPIRE CLAN WITH MY "bEst frIenD" 💀💀 my gay little butt just wanted a reason to play fight and bite her neck 👁️👄👁️
@@uhm9469 sounds based
Bruh this story took me back to elementary school where I was a part of this group of friends led by a self-proclaimed "real werewolf" and we'd run around on all fours at recess while howling lmao
@@uhm9469, that's literally such a gay thing to do
I should know
I tried doing it
When I was 7 I watched these wolf clan kids and was like “wait?? Their wolves???” Then I asked my mom if kids could be wolves
*I was very smart*
*Heavy breathing* Vincey is doing wolfbeard! Omfg! I really hope you cover entire saga its crazy story.
You also need to check Iowabeard too.
Iowa beard is a legend
This sounds like a mishmash of a Stephanie Meyer fanfiction and a Victorian romance novel, deep fried in a Dorito crumb crust with a Mountain Dew on the side.
why is this so accurate
I hope everyone’s having a good day/night, make sure you stay hydrated, take your meds if you have them, and get some sleep. I’m cheering for you!!! 💞💞
Oh god, I would totally forgot about my meds! Thank u, imma go take them 🙏
I hope you having good night/day! ❤️
@@meggielecter you’re welcome 💕
thank u sexy lin manuel miranda
@@WerewolfCat890 you’re welcome 😌✨
Thank you kind genuine user or bot
Calamity is here on RUclips, she goes by Madame Macabre.
Whattt, Deadass?? Thats wild
Really? I actually love her videos and think she’s such a good voice actor. That’s interesting
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This is my favorite series of yours so far! Congrats on 30k 🥳
**taps fedora*nya*dies**
I need to know more about Calamity’s encounters with Wolfbeard. Omg
Very soon!! Glad you enjoyed!
I would say this sounds made up if I didn't personally know a Beard who seriously tried to convince people he was a literal pagan god and went to these such lengths to convince them, full on pretending to have personality changes and superpowers.
aight story time
Tell it
Please share the story
yeah reality is hard to accept sometimes, so some people just make up their own
The 8th grader syndrome is strong with this one.
You have such a beautiful personality 🥺 it’s like a ray of light in these dark times, thank you for all your positivity 💓
This means so much to me!! Thank you!
Best. Story. Ever. We NEED the part 2! Congratulations on 30k, so chuffed for you!
We NEED a part two!!
I attended one anime club meeting in college. These people exist. Delusions, stank, cringe and all. It was both awesome and horrible.
I was having a good laugh until I realized that I have sorta been in Miss Piggy’s situation, just not to that extent. In high school I dated a Neckbeard (I didn’t know it at the time. I was very naive). Terrible hygiene habits, a little pudgy, and anime obsessed, but he was kinda nice and he was like the first boy to tell me he liked me, so as a “loser” I was thrilled, but not for long. I was already about to the point of dumping him, but I just KNEW I had to on the day we were hanging out with our friend in the woods behind his house, all just walking and talking. It starts to get dark and while we’re heading back to Friend’s house, Neckbeard starts breathing heavily and has this really distressed look on his face. Like, I genuinely thought he was hurt or something. So me and Friend stop and I ask Neckbeard, “Hey, what’s wrong? Are you okay?” He’s like, grunting and growling and thrashing his body all around like he can’t control it. I’m starting to panic thinking he’s having a seizure or something. I finally get him to stop grunting and growling long enough for him to say “Run.... YOU HAVE TO RUN!!!” Uh. What? I’m confused but I try and ask him again, “Are you okay? Do we need to call 911?” He violently shakes his head. “N-NO.... THEY CANT KNOW....” “Know what? Neckbeard what’s going on!?” “ITS.... ITS A FULL MOON.... GAHHHHH WOSKWKAKAKA YOU HAVE TO RUN I DONT WANT TO HURT YOU” Neckbeard said what now? He finally stops and is now taking these very deep breaths like breathing has become an Olympic sport. He looks in my eyes through the bangs of his 13 year old Justin Bieber hair cut (the swoosh, you all know which one I’m talking about) with this super serious gaze and tells me, “I’m a werewolf. Tonight is the full moon and I’m going to transform.... I could hurt you” like he’s some kind of protagonist in a freaking anime with a weird but still dark backstory. Me and Friend exchange 😐 and 😒 faces. Neckbeard goes back to dramatically *throwing* his body around like he’s gonna shed his skin. Me and Friend continue walking back to his house. Neckbeard eventually catches up and tries to make me feel sorry for him so he can try and rope me into helping him “contain the beast within”. I dumped him and never went near him again. I heard he’s still a neckbeard and smells like rotting egg salad made in a crusty toilet. 🤷🏽♀️
Really stressed and generally exhausted cause it's exam week next week (and I have barely revised at all), and these videos really help me calm down. So thank you!
I'm confused where does he live? Where it's night while for me it's day time.
Australia 🙏🙏
@@VinceyReads that's cool well definitely have a nice night
@@VinceyReads same, you in qld?
He has to flip his screen because everything is upside down for him 💀
One of my favorite beard stories! Lady Macabre, the author has an fun RUclips channel as well
This reminds me of an English teacher I had who liked to talk a lot about how little red riding hood was an allegory for sexual innocence (we never learnt about little red riding hood obviously), would always mention that he's a very "primal person with primal tendencies" and wore a lot of wolf rings
Double upload thank you! Please sleep though 😔
His upload time is morning in Australia :) so I’m sure he gets a full nights sleep. But if not, get yo 8 hours Vincey!!
“On all levels except physical, I am a wolf”
bro, you should cover r/entitledparents at some point! and maybe once you hit 50k, you could do a video with some people on Discord reading some stories with you?
because who DOESN'T wanna read reddit stories with a few other people together?(probably a bunch of people, but that's besides the point)
Please more wolfbeard, this was hilarious
You're always so excited to go into filming. Super refreshing and I'm glad you love what you're doing! We love you doing it 😁
I'm honestly glad that I was always living under a rock and never really branch out to people so I could avoid things like these happening.
Wolf Beard is a classic. So fun to watch you discover it!
I’m so proud of you! Over 30K already ^__^
6:32 at least you stay true to form, rest in peace sparrow friends.
Welcome to the madame's series. It is terrifyingly wonderful.
Congrats on 30k!!! I've been binge watching these videos for the past couple weeks and I can 100% say that this channel deserves way more attention. Love you! ❤
I would have been like “Where are the cameras? Am I being pranked?”
What about Judgemental beard?!
The one dislike is wolfbeard
and his 13 alt accounts
This is one of the best stories ever! My stomach hurts from laughing so much. I needed this today.
I'm loving these stories. 💕💕
Reminds me of all the Hot Topic vampires that used to run around post Interview with the Vampire series...
i have never been so thankfull for a 20 second unskippable ad, because that was exactly the break i needed
I swear to god this is truly the best content there is on RUclips rn. Love this community right here.
Bruh your channel makes me absolutely so freaking happy. It’s literally the first thing I go to when I feel sad 🥺🥺 (I’ve been here since the beginning btw!) I’m so proud of how far you have gotten, and I know you’ll get farther! Continue your greatness and wonderful talent to make other people smile ❤️❤️
It feels like it was four minutes since I said congrats on 7k, i can't believe how much you have grown! You deserve all of the subscribers you can get
*Aaah, I've heard this reddit tale...* Oh yes. With Vincey narrating it, we are all in for a treat. 💖
That person writes like me either when I was in middle school or now after getting very little sleep. It’s not an insult. That’s when I write best lol. I get overly descriptive though.
Please I need more wolfbeard. This is so much wilder and better than anything I've heard in a while.
even when you read really weird or dark stuff, you somehow still manage to sound so pure
If the Twilight saga was like this, then I would've watched it.
I always love watching you because it's as though I can hear you smile. You sound so happy all the time and it really helps me get through the day.
Plot Twist. Wolfbeard never lied about anything... :D
This was beyond funny please do a part 2 soon.
Hey Vincey, I started watching you a couple weeks ago and you're a cool dude! I turn 21 today so i can finally drink, so a toast to you and your 30k subs man!
@Wendy Larson aw, thanks!
happy late bday!!
@@dingdongdropdead
Have I heard the entirety of this subreddit from fun with failure?
Yes
Would I love to hear vincey read it all out as well?
Hell yes 😁
This is such a great channel. Remember me when you reach 500k
5'8 woman, slender body with huge breasts. People think I'm attractive. So annoying. The irony is real.
See, as someone who tends to dress in a vague mix of alternative/witchy/vintage style, and loves a good fantasy book/show, I would so want to roll with this omg. Like, just see where it goes? Confess to vampirism or necromancy? Say I'm a "lycan" too? Tell her about a sordid history where my family is a witchs coven? My god, the possibilities are endless.
I’ve read the entire Wolfbeard saga on this subreddit and I cannot WAIT to hear you narrate it.
I am DYING. The whole werewolf thing got me laughing like a maniac.
PLEASE make the series !! This is.... MINDBLOWING! 😳 I just .... wow... 😳
Ob god this story thew me back to some TIMES
The normies are attacking! Defend your waifus!
Vincey, your vids give me flashbacks! No where near as bad, but this made me remember the time a neckbeard told me he could never sell his car... because his grandma's ghost was stuck in it. Apparently she would refuse to let the car start if anyone sat in her seat and was known to harass other riders. No one but her grandson could drive the car without "incidents occurring". She also had a favorite radio station and would stall the car to a full stop if anyone tried to play something else. I could smell that car LONG before I could see it. He also called himself Buffalo Bill---he wouldn't answer to anything else. I'm sure his church lady gran loved THAT!
You have that many subscribers? Oh my gosh congratulations!!
How awesome! Thanks so much!
This needs to be a movie
What a lovely channel, perfect to study to! Ill credit u when I get that degree :)
8:21 WolfBeard howled, I'm calling it.
Edit: Hm, guess not.
Edit 2: That was really funny, please make a part 2 soon.
Chuunibyou in anime: funny little kid wears an eyepatch and pretends to be psychic.
Chuunibyou in real life:
OMG I NEED MORE WOLFBEARD CONTENT
*tips my limited edition mlp fedora* M'Vincey~
That was so icky and uncomfortable and pretty sure I'm gonna puke. Great video Vincey!
*HOW DO PEOPLE LIKE THIS EXIST*
Part of the early squad again ✌️ Save neck beards from themselves
#freetheneckbeardsfromthemselves
Unrelated but I love your Otoya pfp!!
@@aeiztaloraezi7687 Thank you :)
@@ziniag9951 You're welcome ^^
The saddest things about neckbeard is that if they put in half the effort they put in trying to creep on their chosen victim into becoming a better person, they might actually be able to find love.
I lost my shit when it got to the part where Wolfbeard was knocking shit around in his bedroom. Immediately thought of that scene from The Room.
I may not be the best at keeping up with household chores but I can at least keep rotting food and garbage cleaned up. good gods
PLEASE finish this saga I must know!!
Damn this Channel really has gotten bigger I wish it the bes of luck down the road
Just found your channel and I’m absolutely loving it!
Free E-Hugs here!
*hugs you*
@Mischuggi nah mate just came out of the bath and I used soap...
No hetero-
@Mischuggi oh-
Well then...
........No Hetomo tis neither gay nor straight
thank you :)
@@deadacc3459 No problem ^-^
Thank you :D
I can`t believe this. This sounds like some fiction.
EEEEEEEe yes!! As I said in another comment, hank u so much for putting in so much time and effort to create such upbeat, positive videos for us, V✨💕💕 we appreciate u SOO much :) How are u Vincey and everyone else? Again, anyone got anything they'd like to share, or talk abt?💙✨ !! ♥️🧡💛💚💙💜✨
I had very good grades in French and Italian. Not really interesting but kinda cool imo
That whole werewolf - oh, I'm sorry, _Lycan_ - thing could be a great roleplay at a medieval party or something
I repeat, _roleplay_
I remember Fun with Failure reading this. Nice to see other people making videos on this story.
PLEASE!!! WE NEED MORE!!!!
Horrified yet intrigued... I'm sorry for OPs suffering but I need as many stories about Wolfggy as possible
I said “What the fuck” SOOOO many times listening to this.
Good job on the 30k subscribers sir!
I really need more stories from Wolfbeard😂😂😂😂😂
Seriously though, Calamity should write a novel.
Please, PLEASE, PUH-LEEEEEEEZZZZZ follow up with more Wolfbeard! So good it deserves its own R slash title!!!
I desperately NEED part 2 of Wolfbeard. I might cry if you don't cover it. Lol
I need a part 2
Omg plz part 2 !
Just downloaded reddit finally followed all r/ that you’ve made videos about 😂
2 neckbeards already disliked the video. Guess they felt called out😂😂
Oh no, a wolfaboo neckbeard! Has the world gone mad?!
I had a friend who thought he was a werewolf. We were 13 at the time and he grew out of it.
Lol. A friend of mine in high school thought she was a wherewolf too. She dead serious tried to explain to me that she would wake up with dirt under her finger nails after a full moon. Thus proving she must've ran around as a wolf at night.
She was very "special". But otherwise a lovely person. Think Luna Lovegood-esque.
Omg more wolfbeard please.
Ive started binging your videos and I didn't know if i wanted to stick around but your attitude is so wonderful and I love your positivity. I hope your success continues and im happy to be your subscriber