Funniest Joke I Ever Heard 1984 Brooke Shields
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- Опубликовано: 8 сен 2024
- Brooke Shields tells her favorite joke in which a guy promises his friend, Brooke's cousin, to take sixty penguins to the zoo. He sees Shield's cousin across the street with the penguins behind him. It turns out that he took the sixty penguins to the zoo, and decided to take the pinguins to the movies since they had a great time together.
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One of the most beautiful human beings to ever exist. Not even her daughters can compare to her at the peak of her beauty when she was younger.
I once sat one row back and across the isle from Brooke Shields. We were on a plane from DFW to Gulfport MS. To my great luck storms moved in at DFW and we were delayed 2 hours. The greatest delay in the history of storm delays.
0:41 cute how she genuinely giggles at her own corny joke 😄
You think that was genuine?
You think that was corny?
You think
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The joke is secondary to her cute smile and beautiful manner.
melted me completly
I could listen to Brooke Shields tell jokes all day
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I could watch her tell them all day.
She seems like a genuinely kind person. Don't know who managed to push her into acting... Because lordy lordy she could not act with a darn!
My wife, now 47 years young, looked so much like Brooke when she was young, her family nicknamed her "Little Brooke". Both are still damned good looking ladies.
You lucky bastard. Best regards to you and your wife.
I love how she laughs so easily! She's so my type!
She's everyone's type!
News flash...she's most guys type...sorry to break it to you.
That was a cute joke
Damn. Take me back to 1984
Fuckumahu on my way back to 1984!... you going?. Man I'm with you on that one, 1984 fresh out of High School and the music movies and TV was fantastic. See yah there I'm out.
Believe it or not I’m walking on air I never thought I’d be so freeheeeheeeeeee!
Buddy, we already are in it.
Orwell will attest.
Just wait until you experience 2020.
When Brooke was young Bob Hope used to say that the only thing keeping him alive was that he wanted to see who got Brooke Shields. :-)
I loved her little waddling motion at 0:31.
Isn't she adorable?
I'm so in love with her!! She's too good to be true
Her cuteness as she tells it is what makes it funny. :-)
She is so GORGEOUS
That was adorable. Stunning girl. Easy to see why people were clamoring to put her in movies and ads and everything else. She was spectacular.
okay here is how I heard it. A guy is driving down Highway 1
in a refrigerated truck, with about 30 penguins. The power goes out. He flags down another truck, and asks the guy "can you take these penguins to the San DIego zoo?" the guy agrees to do it.
Three weeks later, he is down in Florida, and he sees the guy walking, with the penguins following behind. He says "What the hell! I thought you were going to take those penguins to the San Diego Zoo?" and the guy says " I did! And we had so much fun, I decided
to take them to Disneyworld!"
Love it
A much better version because the beginning makes sense. It took me a long time to understand the version in the video meant leaving them at the zoo.
In the context of comedy, taking 60 penguins to the zoo to look at animals in cages almost makes sense.
I heard the same joke told by Nick Cave a thousand years ago or so: I liked it but found it scary.
I've heard it today told by Brooke Shields, and I think it's the most adorable joke I've ever heard.
Adorable!!!
In the 80s I was a young Army Lieutenant and had the biggest crush on this lady. One of many young men I guess.
Now she looks like a man, google her
santa Clause ..yes. Thanks for that. I did take a look and she's very harsh... Like a weight lifter or body sculpture ...
Known this joke for many years and I love it.
Happy to hear about Red Skelton!
I heard that same joke at Disneyland once, only there was only one penguin, and the order to take it to the zoo was given by a policeman.
This is as funny as the joke itself!
In just now seeing this. How refreshing
just adorable.
Oh gaah, she was so sweet. She still is. ❤
really funny, truly lovely
she's cute
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@@tobypickles90 , what?
@@mazadancoseben4818 what to say when you see cute girl
@@tobypickles90 , just don't say it audibly
I DO NOT BELIEVE THIS. She stole my joke, but she changed the kangaroo to a bunch of penguins!
I don't care about the joke. I'm focusing on her beauty.
Ok, this is the only joke I know & I've been telling it since I was 8 years old: What's the difference between peanut butter and an elephant?.........Elephants don't stick to the roof of your mouth!
:D
haha. love that. my type of joke.
That's like all the "animal crossing the road" jokes which are one step removed from the surreal "unfunny" jokes that we love to laugh at because of incongruity when we are already laughing at what came before. Most people like this style of humour because you don't have to think and it gives you an easy excuse to laugh without any effort, which is go-to emotional state for most healthy minds :-)
I love daft jokes: like when you've just had a string of silly jokes so you've turned off your brain, then come daft questions that you get wrong because you're no longer thinking intelligently and they are asked very rapidly so your brain mis-hears -- "what do you shoot with an elephant gun?" "Elephants." "No, bullets!" (elephants are your target when shooting with elephant gun bullets) or "what do you put in a toaster?" "Toast." "No, bread!"
And then come the surreal nonsense that you only laugh at because you are on an emotional high: "what's the difference between a duck?" "One of it's legs is both the same." or "why does a mouse spin?" "Because the higher you go the fewer." (I think that one is from the Goons, someone correct me...)
made me laugh :D
That was a good one
She will be immortal
Blue lagoon...gosh she is beautiful
This is so unfunny that it's actually funny.
She's cute though
It's only unfunny because its older than she is and been told a billion times.
I didn't really come for the joke, but it was good too.
I actually liked that joke, I don't know what you people are complaining about.
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Did Hollywood introduce another decent wonderful lady like her again? No. There is a tendency to bring forth only mangled figures and make them stars.
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she was so pretty when she was young, sucks getting old
Funniest Joke I Ever Heard 2021. Brooke Shields
didnt get.... aaah... now.
so beautiful. sooooooo beautiful
Yes she WAS
No, please explain.
why can't women be like this today. uncomplicated
They're still out there. Too many squeaky wheels drowning them out.
five dollar no holla
Saw her with bob hope and a few other celebrities do a USO show for us aboard the USS John F Kennedy don’t recall the date but it was 83-84 while we were in Beruit
@tweekin001 -.- who told u ??
She needs to hear more jokes.
My brother is infatuated with this woman!
Yeeahhhh, that's funny. Yeh. Funny.
1 to 10 I give that joke a 2.... cutie brook is a 9 though :)
1984? Would have been about nineteen.
Damn she's hot!
WHY IS THERE NO WALMARTS IN THE DESERT. ....CAUSE THERE ARE TO MANY TARGETS.....
Well I guess that's a joke if you live or work in a war-torn part of the world with a desert, or if you are in the army while there's a desert war going on somewhere (was it popular among US forces during Afgan or Gulf wars?) but without any context this isn't even a joke: why are there any "targets" in the unnamed desert? Without knowing that, there can't be too many of them and so putting a Target there makes no sense.
Someone able to explain? I realize having to explain a joke kills it, but at least we could understand where the humour lies
Dave Allen tells it a bit better.
Jethro tells it better too. Plus he uses Denzil as the stooge.
(If you didn't know Jethro is a Cornish stand up comedian - but I'm guessing if you know of Dave Allen, you probably know of Jethro. )
Okay, For The Record. This Is The Correct Way To Tell This Joke. A Cop Sees A Guy Drive By With 6 Penguins In The Back Seat Of His Cadillac. He Pulls Them Over And Says To The Driver You Need To Take Those Penguins To The Zoo. The Driver Agrees, The Next Day The Cop Sees Them Drive By Again But This Time The Penguins Are All Wearing Sunglasses. The Cop Pulls Them Over Again And Says I Thought I Told You To Take These Penguins To The Zoo. The Driver Replies, I Did Officer, We Had So Much Fun Today Were Going To The Beach.
*No. This. Is. Not. The. Correct. Way. To. Tell. Any. Body. Any. Thing. If. You. Want. Them. To. Waste. Their. Time. Trying. To. Read. The. Whole. Of. What. You. Have. Wasted. Your. Time. Typing.*
Yeesh! Go back to school and learn about grammar (not English grammar, just any grammar, 'coz no language in the world is written like that) or maybe just how to use a computer keyboard. I bet you're one of those people who don't understand what the Shift key is for and turn on Caps Lock to type a capital then turn off Caps Lock to finish the word, all with one finger...
funny lady
I'd marry 1984 Brooke in a heartbeat, just stunning and so cute & sweet.
I dont know what to say. I mean - I was all braced up for a laugh or at the very least, a healthy giggle. All I got was a funeral. That joke died. Hard.
No, you simply missed it because you're a simpleton.
She's cute.
crickets cherping
Spelling teachers crying.
A guy is jogging on the beach and hear's someone crying... He goes over and there's a paraplegic girl lying on the sand: no arms no legs crying. He asks her. "Why are you crying?" She says: "I'm crying because I'm 21 years old and I've never been kissed." He thinks about that for a bit... then bends down and kisses her and she stops crying and the guy goes back to jogging. .
The next week the guy is jogging down the same beach and he hears someone crying. He goes over and it's the same girl: no arms no legs lying on the sand. He asks her "Why're you crying?" She says "I'm crying because I'm 21 years old and I've never been fucked." The guy thinks about it for a bit, then picks her up his arms and throws her out as far as he can into the ocean. As she lands with a huge splash he yells out after her: "Well,... you're fucked now!"
My teenage crush
Isn't she lovely
What happened with her?
Dipps can't find decent audio?
She sure was cute- for a 6 footer.
I knew right off the bat it wasn't going to be funny. Lemon was just being nice.
aie yai YAI
Funny or not I'll watch if it's under a minute
Brooke Shields...she is better nowadays than she was back then. What a beauty.
i cant catch her English here and there, not clear
Uhhhhhhh none of the male comedians on this show have an old white dude show up before the logo saying "Ha Ha that's good, that's good."
@rahaf13 South Park movie joke.
who?
How did I get here? Brook is a beauty tho...k, in leaving here is my worst joke: I met a dog without a nose, guess how he smelled..........awful.
You can take the girl outta Queens...
@tweekin001 i wonder if it smelled of roses? lol
with sex!
she still is for a lady of 47
....
Honi soit qui Malle y pense.
Funny how even her own daughters aren’t nearly as beautiful as her when she was a teenager. They got their father’s looks, along with the red hair and freckles.
I think that’s some sort of trend. If one or both parents are very good looking, the chances of passing that beauty down is actually pretty rare. I’ve noticed in those situations, the children, while looking similar to the parents, are still noticeably not as beautiful.
And a lot of the times, a child who is so exceptionally attractive, tends to have parents who themselves weren’t that beautiful when they were younger. Case in point: Brooke Shields!!
I've noticed that pattern too. Two very universally good looking parents have children who are not @ their tier. Usually when it's just one good looking parent and someone average the best result is achieved.
@@Despond Right?!?! It’s so weird.
Like, I can already tell Brad and Angelina’s biological kids won’t be as good looking as either of them.
hmmm, i see you stuck on funniest joke ever heard part of you toob again, you should sleep now!
the two comments below me are funnier
Why? This is America.
Sorry, but you're just going to have to learn English.
PLEASE TRALATIONS IN SPANISH
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Oh god, the horror...the horror...
That joke made me cringe.
AwkwardShowNetwork--You told the joke wrong so it lost it's comedic impact. A guy takes 60 penguins to the zoo. Later in the day, his friend sees him walking down the street followed by sixty penguins. The friend says, "I thought you were taking the penguins to the zoo! What happened?" He responds: "I did! We had such a good time, I decided to take them to the movies!" Now that is funny!
Not funny
Brooke Shields IS a joke.
Boring, she should have told a dirty joke.