Funniest Joke I Ever Heard Show 2 Pat Morita

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  • Опубликовано: 15 янв 2025

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  • @linnycrocus6023
    @linnycrocus6023 4 года назад +4003

    Him laughing at his own joke at the end made me so happy.

    • @TheJofrica
      @TheJofrica 4 года назад +30

      That's the same laugh head movement he used for drunk Mr. Miyagi

    • @AnonYmous-xq4so
      @AnonYmous-xq4so 4 года назад +5

      Glad i aint the only one lol

    • @TheDesertNomad602
      @TheDesertNomad602 4 года назад +3

      That's kind of fucking weird...
      Especially since that was a stage laugh. It was a part of the bit. Not a genuine laugh. Capisce?

    • @808pilot3
      @808pilot3 4 года назад +1

      @@TheDesertNomad602 creeped me out tbh

    • @nicholascrow8133
      @nicholascrow8133 4 года назад +3

      And the little "cutting his hand" gag, great soul, we miss you pat!

  • @ojashohj7437
    @ojashohj7437 4 года назад +6054

    I can’t believe he is faking his Accent in the Karate Kid movies haha

    • @LukeDogg20
      @LukeDogg20 4 года назад +261

      I'm very confused right now

    • @360entertainment2
      @360entertainment2 4 года назад +256

      80’s Hollywood, man. Whatcha gonna do?

    • @th5036
      @th5036 4 года назад +114

      you should've watched him on Happy Days

    • @duskonanyavarld1786
      @duskonanyavarld1786 4 года назад +152

      He was born in the USA hehe

    • @jasonsmith8300
      @jasonsmith8300 4 года назад +12

      Ojash Ohj and on happy days

  • @Eph_Wilson
    @Eph_Wilson 4 года назад +3036

    I like to think this is Mr. Miyagi’s normal voice and that he just started out faking with Daniel and is enjoying it too much to stop 😆😆😆

    • @kata1261
      @kata1261 4 года назад +97

      This is now my headcanon

    • @ImperfectChic
      @ImperfectChic 4 года назад +32

      I love your big galaxy brain.

    • @legionaireb
      @legionaireb 4 года назад +12

      Have you ever seen Pat Morita in the movie Spy Hard?

    • @paulocuento9949
      @paulocuento9949 4 года назад +24

      mr miyagi is just BS-ing daneil san to make him do his work :))

    • @RedStar192000
      @RedStar192000 4 года назад +9

      @@kata1261 I agree let's consider this canon

  • @danielfox3003
    @danielfox3003 4 года назад +2586

    He was a comedian before becoming an actor, he called himself “The hip nip”. No kidding.

    • @ashishmanandhar6020
      @ashishmanandhar6020 4 года назад +26

      This guy probably never even been to Japan or learned karate.

    • @xijinpooh-f4c
      @xijinpooh-f4c 4 года назад +14

      you're referring to this ruclips.net/video/rMrVk4anT6w/видео.html

    • @Soberdogs
      @Soberdogs 4 года назад +17

      dude i just typed in hip nip OMG hahaha he's pretty funny to

    • @Washeek
      @Washeek 4 года назад +16

      @@ashishmanandhar6020 Wow! And?

    • @vivelajonny
      @vivelajonny 4 года назад +2

      Thats not true

  • @elperrodelautumo7511
    @elperrodelautumo7511 4 года назад +1193

    Imagine if Pat Morita played Mr Miyagi with his real accent; it would’ve made Karate Kid a martial arts comedy series instead of a simple real life karate drama

    • @OGWSmoker
      @OGWSmoker 4 года назад +21

      @Joe Dick that would have been hilarious

    • @matthewsermons7247
      @matthewsermons7247 4 года назад +16

      Karate Kid wasn't a Comedy???? Maybe I'm thinking of the one with Jackie Chan....?

    • @paul16451
      @paul16451 4 года назад +24

      @@matthewsermons7247 not really, it was mostly drama with a few hilarious moments in it.

    • @matthewsermons7247
      @matthewsermons7247 4 года назад +5

      @@paul16451 splitting hairs?
      also an awesome karate move

    • @clonezy7800
      @clonezy7800 4 года назад +1

      @Joe Dick That’s hilarious 😂

  • @creepshowcrate
    @creepshowcrate 10 лет назад +2669

    Ah Daniel-San, you much humor.

    • @greatest_bumble_bee_dude
      @greatest_bumble_bee_dude 6 лет назад +10

      Nisuke p@ Morita was likely alright though , his character mister myagi was actually behaving like a scam artist within the karate kid movies

    • @THELIONGUY1981
      @THELIONGUY1981 5 лет назад +5

      loooool

    • @ViaticalTree
      @ViaticalTree 5 лет назад +13

      He also too much tv.

    • @joesmith5159
      @joesmith5159 5 лет назад +30

      "show me castrate the fly"

    • @colinj5291
      @colinj5291 5 лет назад +11

      He was also beginner luck.

  • @marcelo78
    @marcelo78 5 лет назад +2921

    "In Japan, heart surgeon, number one steady hand."

    • @PodiumTuningRacing
      @PodiumTuningRacing 5 лет назад +45

      The Office!!!!

    • @dismothafuka405
      @dismothafuka405 5 лет назад +76

      marcelo78 there's no steadier hand than the hand of a man shaving his balls.

    • @jacobmaldonado6406
      @jacobmaldonado6406 5 лет назад +10

      I didnt get the joke

    • @whatevergoesforme5129
      @whatevergoesforme5129 5 лет назад +25

      @Audit R Servants Really? If you are serious, the joke is that the best swordsman, the last one, was able to cut off the testicles of the fly so it wouldn't be able to have children anymore. That was how precise he was when cutting the fly that stayed alive with no more "testicles" and of course, part of the joke is flies have no testicles as insects.

    • @BaronvonMoorland
      @BaronvonMoorland 4 года назад +16

      WHATEVER GOES FOR ME - I believe Audit R Servants was referring to the comment about Japan heart surgeon steady hand.
      The comment we’re commenting on.

  • @NativeSista
    @NativeSista 8 лет назад +1004

    Happy birthday Pat Morita (1932-2005) Rest In Peace.....

  • @V0ltron
    @V0ltron 4 года назад +685

    For anyone who says, "that isn't Pat Morita." YES... YES, THIS IS.

    • @PaNDaSNiP3R
      @PaNDaSNiP3R 4 года назад +17

      Those who are saying it have never actually seen the man before.

    • @TheRedFist92
      @TheRedFist92 4 года назад +11

      @@PaNDaSNiP3R Or they don't know that he lived in Hawaii and this is a type of local accent.

    • @mrnuna4793
      @mrnuna4793 4 года назад +11

      How could they say it's not him? Unless your Stevie Wonder this is clearly Pat Morita. And if your eyes deceive you, you can hear the way he makes that sound effect oh, it's the same exact sound effect he uses and part 2 when he grabs the guy's nose and honks it LOL

    • @hyenaswine
      @hyenaswine 4 года назад +8

      Wrong, it's Mr. Myogi.

    • @WilliamLDeRieuxIV
      @WilliamLDeRieuxIV 3 года назад +4

      @@TheRedFist92
      I doubt living in Hawaii really had much of any bearing on his accent (he lived for nearly 50 years in California).
      ----------------
      Take a look at this interview - (he sounds just like anyone else)
      *Pat Morita discusses getting cast as Mr. Miyagi in The Karate Kid*
      ruclips.net/video/MoBeHY1Rvs0/видео.html&hd=1

  • @leeroyjenkins6061
    @leeroyjenkins6061 4 года назад +488

    The real joke is happening in the background.

    • @leobrody6675
      @leobrody6675 4 года назад +24

      Moves that would never work in real life

    • @scubametalhippy
      @scubametalhippy 4 года назад +32

      Joe Rogan has entered the chat, Jamie just pulled it up.

    • @ih2022
      @ih2022 4 года назад

      Hahaha

    • @scottross4374
      @scottross4374 3 года назад

      Especially since I think one of the guys is Fred Ettish

    • @rayemra
      @rayemra 3 года назад +3

      The real joke is sound editing guy. He made all the sound effects for the background guys

  • @MrSpeed-lt8gr
    @MrSpeed-lt8gr 4 года назад +2039

    Pat is American, everyone. Thats why he speaks perfect English.

    • @BruceLeroyUK
      @BruceLeroyUK 4 года назад +71

      Yes, some of us remember him from the show, Happy Days.

    • @Theohybrid
      @Theohybrid 4 года назад +20

      I knew that from one odd his interviewed. Some people really think N. Asian people speak like that based off tv shows alone...

    • @MrSpeed-lt8gr
      @MrSpeed-lt8gr 4 года назад +20

      @@Theohybrid very true. I think because I grew up in Hawaii and had a lot of Japanese American friends who spoke perfect English, I never thought it was strange when Pat spoke perfect English. I just heard Yuji Okumoto (the main villain in Karate Kid 2) speak perfect English for the first time and was pleasantly surprised. I always suspected he was American but didn’t know for sure until I heard his normal speaking voice.

    • @jasonmartinez5562
      @jasonmartinez5562 4 года назад +12

      He’s American cause he loved America. And believe me I would know.

    • @FakeGyllenhaal
      @FakeGyllenhaal 4 года назад +13

      Engrish

  • @SnailBob3348
    @SnailBob3348 3 года назад +344

    ''no such thing as bad student, only bad teacher''
    -Mr. Miyagi

    • @MrStabby19812
      @MrStabby19812 3 года назад +4

      Agreed I saw that in college. Bad teachers would hand you a print out of the lesson and leave it at that. The good ones would explain it great detail and could explain problems in various different ways if you had trouble.

    • @dennistadeo1990
      @dennistadeo1990 3 года назад

      Those words are true,

    • @hondamanvtec2894
      @hondamanvtec2894 3 года назад

      Yeah he was great at lying also
      🤣

    • @Doomkillerism
      @Doomkillerism 3 года назад

      I once had a maths teacher for Calculus and when I said I didn't understand he just showed me the exact same way over and over expecting me to understand. he was apparently the best maths teacher in the whole college but 48% of the class failed.

    • @watup110875
      @watup110875 3 года назад

      Best words to ever live by

  • @corrupt200
    @corrupt200 10 лет назад +1579

    One who castrates fly with short sword can accomplish anything!

  • @romxxii
    @romxxii 3 года назад +27

    A classic joke with Pat's own spin on it. Such a charming and easygoing jokester.

  • @AngelQuiroz
    @AngelQuiroz 4 года назад +71

    Him being American just makes his performance as Miagi even more amazing

    • @savedfaves
      @savedfaves 2 года назад +1

      One of the great movie performances and the best casting. The story of him landing the role is something else. He was the one person the producer didn’t want because the producer knew Pat was a standup comedian. The director brought him in for auditions and the producer saw Pat’s performance and told the director under no circumstances would Pat ever land the role because he didn’t want a standup comedian. Pat got wind of the news and moved to Hawaii. After several months had passed (maybe five) the director got in touch with Pat and asked him to fly to CA for some more auditions and Pat told him that the producer Jerry was adamant Pat would never get the role so Pat didn’t want to go where he wasn’t wanted. He figured there no chance. But the director convinced Pat to fly in for more auditions to try to convince the producer because the director saw something in Pat and felt it was his part. At this point Pat’s standup career was on a bit of a down turn and he was mostly waiting tables and so he had grown his hair long and let his beard go. The director was surprised to see him like this but proceeded with the video recorded auditions as planned. Afterward Pat went back to Hawaii. The producer and director watched all of the different actor’s auditions and when Pat’s video came up the producer said, “who’s this actor I’ve never seen him before, that’s Mr. Miyagi”. The producer never recognised him after Pat grew his hair and beard out and almost gave up on his Hollywood career.

  • @tubewatcher38
    @tubewatcher38 8 лет назад +411

    "They all talk like Buddy Hackett". lol

    • @haroldshimizu1400
      @haroldshimizu1400 5 лет назад +8

      Most youngsters don't know Buddy Hackett. Have to find another voice.

    • @bozzskaggs112
      @bozzskaggs112 4 года назад +3

      @@haroldshimizu1400 No kidding. THey've missed so much and I miss no longer catching great entertainers on network specials or as guests on "Carson". At least we have Facebook.

    • @decepticonleader316
      @decepticonleader316 4 года назад +2

      The fry on the wall. Same as Bells of Horry.

    • @baxattax6653
      @baxattax6653 4 года назад +1

      @@decepticonleader316 Rah-rah-rah-rah rahhhhh rah-rah rah rahhhh

    • @gwcrispi
      @gwcrispi 4 года назад

      These lines were better than the actual joke.

  • @BrawnyBuddha
    @BrawnyBuddha 6 лет назад +233

    His face after the punchline. Pure bliss.

  • @10tonhamster
    @10tonhamster 4 года назад +217

    I had heard that punchline before as “That fly is now Jewish”

  • @zirak93-2
    @zirak93-2 4 года назад +115

    Recommending this to me randomly...amen to RUclips's algorithms.

  • @shoutg
    @shoutg 2 года назад +7

    I came back years later, and I still enjoy his jokes.

  • @tropics10001
    @tropics10001 11 лет назад +502

    Mr Myagi taught me everything I need to know about life,,

    • @tryithere
      @tryithere 7 лет назад +23

      Wax on, wax off? Do you work in a car wash?

    • @Rhicycle
      @Rhicycle 7 лет назад +8

      its not the car theyre waxing thats for sure

    • @emncaity
      @emncaity 6 лет назад +2

      You can say _that_ again.

    • @johnmcclain2848
      @johnmcclain2848 6 лет назад +4

      Sooner or later, squish like grape

    • @emncaity
      @emncaity 6 лет назад +3

      "Sooner or later, squish like grape"
      too good

  • @badlilstang
    @badlilstang 10 лет назад +248

    LOL.. didn't see that coming.

  • @Daniel-z2j2v
    @Daniel-z2j2v 7 лет назад +2202

    41 cobra Kai students gave thumbs down

  • @User-VerseS
    @User-VerseS 3 года назад +14

    Pat tapping the blade against his palm and his reaction immediately afterwards was a nice touch at the end.

  • @libertyordeaf
    @libertyordeaf 4 года назад +76

    Hence Miyagi's saying: "Look fly, always look fly".

    • @JD4A84
      @JD4A84 3 года назад +1

      You can catch a lot of open zippers that way.

  • @Yourlittlehomie1998
    @Yourlittlehomie1998 5 лет назад +661

    How did this end up in my recommendation 8 years after release?
    Good joke by the way. Thanks for the recommendation 👌🏽.

  • @BrokeNerfing
    @BrokeNerfing 4 года назад +14

    I love Pat Morita. This guy is so damned funny. Blows my mind that some people never knew he was a comic.

    • @alta-i9u
      @alta-i9u Год назад

      he was on happy days for years.

  • @nasser8391
    @nasser8391 5 лет назад +216

    After.7 years this pops up im my recommendation

  • @sempai3169
    @sempai3169 4 года назад +103

    I remember this joke. The punchline is "He may fly but will never fluck"

  • @P1983sche
    @P1983sche 4 года назад +11

    LOL. Reminded me of John Candy when he talked about his hatchet in Uncle Buck. “Well, I’ve been known to circumcise a gnat.” 😂

    • @sneakymokey
      @sneakymokey 3 года назад

      You’re not a gnat are ya Bug?? Wait a minute… Bug… gnat…

    • @timothyball3144
      @timothyball3144 3 года назад

      The joke Pat told is older than Uncle Buck so did John Candy steal the joke, or did he just honor the joke by basically using the punchline?

  • @daniel1982641
    @daniel1982641 9 лет назад +211

    RIP Sensei Miyagi

    • @VolkXue
      @VolkXue 6 лет назад +6

      Too bad he didn't really know any martial arts lol

    • @VolkXue
      @VolkXue 6 лет назад +2

      ... Pat Morita was a comedian and the type of guy to wake up and start the day with a cigarette and cocktail

    • @Rex-golf_player810
      @Rex-golf_player810 6 лет назад +3

      adam tarver
      he didnt actually practice a martial art seriously but he knew enough to be casted as miyagi surprisingly

    • @VolkXue
      @VolkXue 6 лет назад +3

      He didn't know martial arts at all.. He was lightly trained for choreographed fight scenes on set. Originally they wanted Toshiro Mifune to play the part of Miyagi which i am a little torn on. Even in the 1980s Mifune could be an imposing figure on screen and it might have taken away from the innocence of the film

    • @ninjamaster7724
      @ninjamaster7724 5 лет назад +8

      I knew there were going to be dickheads that had to point out the fact that pat Morita didn't know martial arts.
      RUclips is like preschool for idiots.

  • @BlackieNuff
    @BlackieNuff 4 года назад +12

    Hahahahaha, I saw this when it first aired and it's still funny now - the "they all talk just like Buddy Hackett" always stuck with me, lol. Pat Morita was awesome.

  • @emeraldspark101
    @emeraldspark101 5 лет назад +82

    Mr. Miyagi, holding a wakizashi, doing comedy. I didn't know I wanted this, but I love it.

  • @shamiahledington7932
    @shamiahledington7932 4 года назад +15

    when he accidentally cut his hand at the end i started laughing

  • @jstringer4900
    @jstringer4900 3 года назад +3

    I was sure I wouldn't laugh at the end, but I did! Well told, Mr. Morita.

  • @Dcyberia
    @Dcyberia 4 года назад +10

    No matter what role this guy plays, he continues to inspire me an amount of respect, for me he is a Sensei.

  • @Defmek82
    @Defmek82 4 года назад +19

    I actually laughed out loud at this. Rip to the great one, Pat Morita✨🙏🏽✨

    • @mauricebrocklehurst2358
      @mauricebrocklehurst2358 2 года назад

      Yeah i thought it was really funny I've got to remember that one 😅 😂 🤣

  • @MrRedforman1
    @MrRedforman1 7 лет назад +59

    Big deal, the fly will never have children again! Lol. Miss you Pat Morita. RIP good man

  • @faceoff3315
    @faceoff3315 Год назад +1

    *Pat Morita is a LEGEND*

  • @Roonlovesfish3874
    @Roonlovesfish3874 3 года назад +5

    "He talks just like Buddy Hackett." 😂😂😂

  • @tombstoneharrystudios584
    @tombstoneharrystudios584 7 лет назад +11

    Brilliant! Great comedian as well as a great actor!

  • @theIdeaSensei
    @theIdeaSensei 4 года назад +6

    This was one of the scrolls that Chozen kept in the box.

  • @vangmx
    @vangmx 4 года назад +5

    Laughed at the ending. Miss this man. Rest in peace, Mr. Pat Morita.

  • @richw.6296
    @richw.6296 3 года назад +1

    This got a laugh out of me!

  • @estebanleon777
    @estebanleon777 3 года назад +4

    Man... It was hilarious!!! The way he laughed about his own joke added like 70% more fun

  • @damiendaniels7301
    @damiendaniels7301 4 года назад +36

    One of only a few "celebrities" that I cared about hearing about them passing

    • @danofthepeople4787
      @danofthepeople4787 4 года назад +2

      I was honestly heartbroken when we lost Bernie Mac

  • @AllenHanPR
    @AllenHanPR 4 года назад +30

    Coolest grandpa ever. I hung out with his daughter 10 years ago.

    • @kuraidjinn
      @kuraidjinn 4 года назад +1

      No. Fkn. Way......dood🤥
      How'd you meet???

    • @vincentsun886
      @vincentsun886 4 года назад +1

      For real???

    • @tonyfuri9693
      @tonyfuri9693 4 года назад +1

      🙄

    • @AllenHanPR
      @AllenHanPR 4 года назад +3

      @@kuraidjinn My old boss was a publicist for Pat Morita. When my boss had his birthday, I randomly chatted up a girl with a girl, after drinker with her a bit. Turned out to be his daughter. Pat had already passed away a few years prior to kidney failure. But he kept in touched with Pat's family. That was my first celebrity party. I met a ton of actors that day. I can tell you someone who admires film a lot. Being in a scenario meeting all your favorite actors for the first time in one room. Feels like when Rose revisits Titanic in her dream and all the people are waiting for her. It felt surreal.

    • @kuraidjinn
      @kuraidjinn 4 года назад

      HolyHell! So, you didn’t even know at first. That’s pretty amazing. You two still keeping in contact?

  • @marcomartinez3263
    @marcomartinez3263 4 года назад +4

    I must admit it, that was friggin funny. It had me laughing good. Castrated the fly😂🤣😅

  • @christypatton6572
    @christypatton6572 3 года назад

    I love this talented guy! So special!

  • @benitomaldonado7080
    @benitomaldonado7080 3 года назад +1

    Never tire of Mr Myagi . 😂😂😂

  • @ninjaknightslive
    @ninjaknightslive 7 лет назад +19

    I remember seeing this very joke when it aired on TV back in 84 or 85.:) This is the 2nd time I've seen it now.

    • @gazratjackson
      @gazratjackson 4 года назад

      Only 29 years to wait, I'll be 87 😥

  • @CRami90962
    @CRami90962 5 лет назад +37

    I thought he was going to make a karate kid joke!
    😂😂🤣🤣

    • @MrRedforman1
      @MrRedforman1 4 года назад

      I don't think Karate Kid was created at the time, I could be wrong though

  • @MensVersion
    @MensVersion 9 лет назад +288

    It's amazing how people can get fooled so easily. Pat Morita was as american as any white boy you ever knew.

    • @InformationIsTheEdge
      @InformationIsTheEdge 9 лет назад +90

      +Guy Forget Born and raised in California but that didn't stop the army/federal government from putting him and his family in an internment camp during the second world war. Imprisoned for no reason. Same with George Takei and thousands of others. Shameful, really.

    • @TheAmateurEditor
      @TheAmateurEditor 8 лет назад +47

      +InformationIsTheEdge It's beyond comprehension isn't it? The Asian-American WW2 concentration camps are the least publicised and taught civil and human rights violations of Western culture. I'm not American and I only ever found out from watching the Karate Kid. No European country, to my knowledge, covers it in world history classes at school.

    • @InformationIsTheEdge
      @InformationIsTheEdge 8 лет назад +18

      John Smith
      I saw a documentary about WWII that focused on the United States and its industrial prowess and just barely glossed over the Japanese concentration camps. That was how I first learned of it. I think there is a lecture here on RUclips, done by George Takei in which he describes how he is still able to love America despite the treatment he received. Rather big of him.

    • @MLGCaptainVirgil
      @MLGCaptainVirgil 7 лет назад +15

      Maybe because internment camps looked more like POW camps, and concentration camps are, oh, I don't know, death camps. You're taking a very euphemistic attitude in comparing the treatment of Japanese Americans to the treatment of those in concentration camps.

    • @MLGCaptainVirgil
      @MLGCaptainVirgil 7 лет назад +6

      It demeans those who suffered far worse treatments on an even larger scale.

  • @mobettaspice
    @mobettaspice 3 года назад +1

    Ok ok ok that was funny 😄
    He neutered the fly 🪰
    with a sword 🗡 😆

  • @alandallmann5877
    @alandallmann5877 4 года назад +65

    About 80% of you reading this:
    Who's Buddy Hackett ?

    • @JB-xh5mc
      @JB-xh5mc 4 года назад +3

      Someone who was impossibly funny.

    • @eswift8318
      @eswift8318 4 года назад +3

      But Buddy's Duck Joke is in the recommendations on the right. So they'll learn. Want to be funny kids? You need a classical education. Start with the masters.

    • @hrwatchinpuff6551
      @hrwatchinpuff6551 4 года назад +1

      Lol.. exactly.

  • @TEXAS2459
    @TEXAS2459 5 лет назад +7

    LOL an ultimate solution and one of those situations where "SWORD IS MIGHTIER THAN A PEN"

    • @lewisconnor9613
      @lewisconnor9613 5 лет назад

      P V The one who carries the sword carries the pen.

  • @-Tokay-
    @-Tokay- 3 года назад +31

    That sword, or nihonto Miyagi san is handling, is called a wakizashi for anyone that slightly cares.

    • @otakucon
      @otakucon 3 года назад +1

      nihonto means sword?

    • @apollosgadfly
      @apollosgadfly 3 года назад

      Thought it was a ken

    • @MiguelMedV
      @MiguelMedV 3 года назад +2

      I do care, Thank you ^^/...

    • @timothyball3144
      @timothyball3144 3 года назад

      Well done. You could have stopped after naming the sword, but your last line made me laugh. That took it from a pedantic bit of trivia to make yourself sound smart to something funny. Well done.

    • @sea-envy3137
      @sea-envy3137 3 года назад +2

      Mr. Morita is an American, probably not a real black belt, making a comedy show for Americans in the early 80's. "short sword" is a good enough term. Besides what he is holding looks like a 1D6 damage weapon to me

  • @mauricebrocklehurst2358
    @mauricebrocklehurst2358 2 года назад +1

    I didn't know he was that funny he really made me laugh 🤣 i love it 💖

  • @mikezimmerman9547
    @mikezimmerman9547 3 года назад +1

    people may not remember he was on Happy Days as well. God Bless Pat Morita. He was a National Treasure

  • @joeyhahm713
    @joeyhahm713 5 лет назад +358

    That rast fry bring such shame and dishonor on its famry

    • @alitlweird
      @alitlweird 5 лет назад +7

      Suk Hyun Hahm that’s racist

    • @dustybacon423
      @dustybacon423 5 лет назад +19

      alitlweird it’s funny is what it is.

    • @joeyhahm713
      @joeyhahm713 5 лет назад +9

      @@alitlweird i know. I love it

    • @sonnybrown4758
      @sonnybrown4758 5 лет назад +3

      That was weak bro

    • @joeyhahm713
      @joeyhahm713 5 лет назад +7

      @@sonnybrown4758 knees weak, arms are heavy

  • @user-qc3rj9sz2m
    @user-qc3rj9sz2m 4 года назад +29

    Confucius say: "He who stands on toilet is high on pot."

    • @skwisgaar821
      @skwisgaar821 4 года назад

      Lmao

    • @unclejustin7267
      @unclejustin7267 4 года назад +2

      Confucius say: Man with hole in pocket feel cocky all day.

    • @BigSkyCurmudgeon
      @BigSkyCurmudgeon 4 года назад

      @@unclejustin7267 confucious was Chinese not Japanese

    • @808saimin
      @808saimin 4 года назад +1

      @@BigSkyCurmudgeon who said he was Japanese?

    • @BigSkyCurmudgeon
      @BigSkyCurmudgeon 4 года назад

      @@808saimin , Pat was Japanese heritage, Nisei actually but roots in Japan.. why the comments swung to Chinese sayings only show ignorance of the posters to assume there is no difference

  • @naturalpro2003
    @naturalpro2003 3 года назад +8

    I miss that man. I wonder how his character, MR. MIYAGI, would be like on COBRA KAI this day in age. A huge hole in that series.

  • @alta-i9u
    @alta-i9u Год назад +1

    one of the most talented people ever to grace the screen. rip.

  • @1mespud
    @1mespud 4 года назад +2

    Pat Morita was not only a versatile actor/comedian, he was also a great impressionist, he use to do great Redd Foxx imitations..

  • @TheSickNeeds
    @TheSickNeeds 4 года назад +5

    "Don't know. Never been attacked by tree" thats the funniest joke I ever heard!

  • @Jake-wf8uv
    @Jake-wf8uv 4 года назад +6

    His English is soo fluent, it’s soo different than his accent in the karate movie

  • @firenutter1798
    @firenutter1798 4 года назад +7

    LOL "see that fwhy on the wall?"

  • @inactiveuser1981
    @inactiveuser1981 3 года назад +1

    Pat was awesome!

  • @MyMy-zi7yv
    @MyMy-zi7yv 4 года назад +1

    I've seen this video before but forgot. And I'm glad I did because I got to laugh my ass off again on such a funny story. Morita is one funny dude, I'll have to go check out more of his stand up.

  • @z0f0draz
    @z0f0draz 4 года назад +5

    I remember my dad telling me this joke when I was a kid. He told me he saw it on tv, this must of been the show!

  • @johnoxenham8080
    @johnoxenham8080 5 лет назад +17

    Mister-Miyagi this is a CLASSIC Daniel-san wax-a on wax-a off! BONSAI!!!

  • @jorynickila7760
    @jorynickila7760 3 года назад +3

    I Miss Pat Morita. Mr. Miyagi was a great man. I also miss Jim Varney. His character Ernest is sorely missed.

  • @juju_426
    @juju_426 3 года назад +2

    R.I.P
    Pat Morita
    June 28, 1932 - November 24, 2005

  • @lliamjurdom9505
    @lliamjurdom9505 3 года назад +1

    Vewee funny … RIP Buddy Hacket and Pat Morita !!!!!

  • @mathewhale3581
    @mathewhale3581 7 лет назад +18

    I remember this joke from the chop socky film "They call me Bruce". An incompetent guy pretends to have Kung fu because he is Asian and everyone assumes he must know karate, etc. Whips out a sword in one scene to prove his skill, the fly survives and Bruce
    pulls off that line. Also used nunchucks as chopsticks :)

    • @TronRider
      @TronRider 7 лет назад

      thanks for letting us know about that video

    • @ThisGuyRides
      @ThisGuyRides 7 лет назад

      Starring Johnny Yoon.

    • @luckytheirishman
      @luckytheirishman 7 лет назад

      I had a Toyota once. Oh what a feeling....lol. I loved that movie growing up. I love how he got the 2 hangs to fight each other by saying one master was better than the other. Great Comedy.

    • @hamnah4glte979
      @hamnah4glte979 6 лет назад

      Is there a vid on it lol

    • @Streeknine
      @Streeknine 6 лет назад +1

      With this leg (points to left leg), i can kick your nose... with this leg, I can kick your ear, with this hand.. I can rip off your arm.. take a goooood look at me, I'm Asian! Ahhhhhhhhh! lol

  • @johnnyjungle5623
    @johnnyjungle5623 9 лет назад +35

    R.I.P Ten Years Today

  • @4l1m17
    @4l1m17 3 года назад +16

    The dislikes are from Kreese, Johnny and Mike

    • @JonLeeBrody
      @JonLeeBrody 3 года назад +1

      Don’t forget about Terry Silver!

  • @HanzHervias
    @HanzHervias 2 года назад +1

    hahahhaha you see eh the fly on the wall watch *blows* HMP!!!!! that funny noise though😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

  • @ThunderFist1978
    @ThunderFist1978 9 месяцев назад

    Out of all the funniest joke I ever heard segments I have ever seen, this one is by far my favorite.

  • @diligentone-six2688
    @diligentone-six2688 5 лет назад +6

    Wish Pat Morita was still here.

  • @jaymaniak407
    @jaymaniak407 6 лет назад +5

    I miss this Guy. He's line in the karate kid movie about having balance in life is something I live by. R.I.P Mr. Miyagi

  • @Simon0
    @Simon0 5 лет назад +8

    Noooooooooooo he doesnt talk like Mr Miyagi!! All my illusions have been shattered.

    • @Godzillafan1980
      @Godzillafan1980 5 лет назад

      That's why he was nominated for an Oscar for karate kid... it's called acting

    • @jakekeys88music
      @jakekeys88music 4 года назад

      @@Godzillafan1980 I was the same as @Simon0 because I first saw him in Karate Kid. When I saw him on Happy Days later, it threw me off he didn't have the accent and all that.

    • @Godzillafan1980
      @Godzillafan1980 4 года назад

      @@jakekeys88music cause he's GAY.... runn away

  • @junivanofdragonia
    @junivanofdragonia 2 года назад +1

    The grand prize winner was actually Mr. Miyagi. Cause only Miyagi-Sensei would think to chop the eggplant off the fly to prevent a short sword demo in the future.

  • @lukes7027
    @lukes7027 4 года назад +1

    Pat Morita was a great joke teller and seemed like such a nice guy too

  • @C-TOS
    @C-TOS 6 лет назад +18

    Comedians are definitely the best dramatic actors. RIP Mr. Morita/ Miyagi Sensei.

    • @nakedhombre
      @nakedhombre 4 года назад

      Crurned Travels and Other Stories / yes I think that’s true about comedians being good dramatic actors. Some other amazing examples have been Milton Berle when he did a drama roll and the old playhouse 90, Mickey Rooney and Jackie Gleason in Rod Serling‘s movie, Requiem for a heavyweight. But have you seen the RUclips where Pat Marita explains how he got the job for the karate kid. The big mogul, Gerry Weintraub, did not want Pat because he was a comedian and he saw the role of Mr. Miyagi as too dramatic. He later reversed himself for his extreme opinionated feelings. Anyone who has seen the karate kid knows that the whole film works because of the clever understated comic situations throughout the plot line. So I agree with you you are right especially in pet Marita‘s case in his role of a lifetime. Did you know that the name of the founder a Goju Ryu karate is Miyagi?

    • @DaveMiller2
      @DaveMiller2 4 года назад

      I have seen several interviews with actors, including Michael Caine, about comedy and acting. They all said that there is nothing harder to do than comedy. If you can do comedy well, you can do anything.

  • @BFP2021
    @BFP2021 10 лет назад +30

    why didn't pat do more voiceover work?? he has a great talent for voices.

    • @ryankieth1675
      @ryankieth1675 6 лет назад +4

      perfecttrunks2000 I do believe the last job he ever had was a voice over.

  • @Rendezman562
    @Rendezman562 6 лет назад +8

    ah man I miss you PAT!!!

  • @sherrischweigl6860
    @sherrischweigl6860 4 месяца назад

    This was a funny joke! I had laughed out loud. 😂

  • @Yoshimatsu414
    @Yoshimatsu414 3 года назад +1

    Alright, that made me smile a little lol

  • @Caseytify
    @Caseytify 4 года назад +6

    They sanitized the punch line; I learned it as "fry never fluck again."

    • @Kawdek
      @Kawdek 4 года назад +4

      Could be, or whoever came up with your version may have dirtied it up.

  • @B1GJOHNSTUD
    @B1GJOHNSTUD 7 лет назад +7

    r.i.p. uncle! can't believe it's been almost 13 yrs since you passed!

  • @Ivan-vx3zo
    @Ivan-vx3zo 4 года назад +25

    Am I the only one who’s surprised that his personality is like Mr. Miyagi

    • @belalabusultan5911
      @belalabusultan5911 4 года назад

      he is the actor wo played Mr. Miyagi...
      Either that, or I am racist and think all Asians look the same ...

    • @JustChillBro047
      @JustChillBro047 4 года назад

      @@belalabusultan5911 😂😂😂😂

    • @Ivan-vx3zo
      @Ivan-vx3zo 4 года назад

      @@belalabusultan5911 I meant to say “ Am I the only one who’s surprised that his personality isn’t like Mr. Miyagi”, but yeah I do know who he is and I would say (most) Asians look the same

    • @DaTimmeh
      @DaTimmeh 4 года назад

      @@Ivan-vx3zo it’s not that they look the same, it’s that your brain isn’t as good at differentiating between people of a race other than your own.

    • @Ivan-vx3zo
      @Ivan-vx3zo 4 года назад

      @@DaTimmeh Pretty sure that’s an insult but yeah you’re probably right

  • @RedXWing1
    @RedXWing1 4 года назад

    ha ha ha.. that's a good one. Suddenly this pops out in my recommendation. Good one... ha ha ha

  • @asheruk9064
    @asheruk9064 3 года назад +1

    When Karate kid came out, I was Daniels age....now I am Mr Miyagi's age...😂

  • @bowlineobama
    @bowlineobama 8 лет назад +86

    I believe this was Bruce Lee's favorite joke also.

    • @garycox9341
      @garycox9341 5 лет назад

      Was he alive at this period? Just had to ask.

    • @Me4-gc8qs
      @Me4-gc8qs 4 года назад +4

      It was a really old joke that Pat used to ell back in the 60's during his stand up days. So it is quite posable the Bruce Lee liked the joke.

    • @MrRedforman1
      @MrRedforman1 4 года назад +1

      @@Me4-gc8qs Bruce Lee died in 1973 and this joke was when Pat Morita was 50 something years old, so it's impossible for Bruce Lee to have seen this, unless you're saying that this joke was told back before Bruce Lee died when Pat was younger

    • @cynthiaennis3107
      @cynthiaennis3107 4 года назад

      Me 4 I never knew he did stand up!

    • @chewie2055
      @chewie2055 4 года назад

      Cynthia Ennis He was on the early episodes of Happy days.....

  • @Mega12891289
    @Mega12891289 11 лет назад +9

    The winner !

  • @LRS905
    @LRS905 9 лет назад +4

    The most hilarious thing on these "Funniest Joke" are those initial dial up modem sounds, lol

  • @stephaniegriffin7176
    @stephaniegriffin7176 9 месяцев назад

    Awesome. Made me laugh. Such a dad joke!

  • @prsee5969
    @prsee5969 4 года назад

    Man was not expecting that. Well executed, belly laughed.

  • @Zen_user-001
    @Zen_user-001 3 года назад +3

    It's strange to see Pat Morita speak with a perfect English accent. Rest in Peace