Dr. Mike's TERRIFYING Post Workout Meal | Dr. Mike's Kitchen EP 1

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  • Опубликовано: 13 янв 2025

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  • @SFRB1187
    @SFRB1187 3 года назад +2096

    Dr. Mike has really elevated sarcasm and hyperbole into an art form.

    • @xX_dash_Xx
      @xX_dash_Xx 2 года назад +22

      the opposite of anabolic is hyperbolic

    • @harinkamaragoda
      @harinkamaragoda Год назад +9

      This is some stage 3 sarcasm only reserved for the experts of the internet

    • @icingcake
      @icingcake Год назад +1

      😂😂😂😂😂

    • @zsahe21
      @zsahe21 Год назад +1

      I love it.

    • @3pacz
      @3pacz Год назад

      He always looks like He really wants to show you his penis in a non sexual funny bratty way

  • @btg49
    @btg49 3 года назад +941

    Dr. Mike's voice and tonality is so great for education and breaking down concepts simply in a very approachable manner, and when he uses that same tone sarcastically for humor its almost terrifying how stable his delivery is.

    • @TitanFM
      @TitanFM 3 года назад +46

      His intonation when describing how the microwave affects the rice is legit the same way he explains nearly any real information and its surreal

    • @mpowerewd22
      @mpowerewd22 3 года назад +9

      The trait of every good con man is the ability to speak with absolute confidence regardless of what's said.

    • @emberjaxx585
      @emberjaxx585 2 года назад +3

      He’s honestly hilarious

  • @vasilzhiliev6057
    @vasilzhiliev6057 3 года назад +600

    This is gonna be a super hype series

    • @davidroman8578
      @davidroman8578 3 года назад +4

      Absolutely love it

    • @MykoalasPee
      @MykoalasPee 3 года назад +4

      My body is ready

    • @joeprice8796
      @joeprice8796 3 года назад +5

      Genuinely can’t wait for more!

    • @georgistefanov8919
      @georgistefanov8919 3 года назад +4

      Yeah. Chicken, broccoli and rice is so exciting.

    • @keithfuller7516
      @keithfuller7516 3 года назад +2

      Joke’s on you, it will just be this and a bowl of cereal!

  • @skinny_sam
    @skinny_sam 3 года назад +324

    As a french dude: I can confirm that Dr.Mike is a superstar here and considered the GOD of cuisine.

  • @natebackunbroken
    @natebackunbroken 3 года назад +1005

    *Yesterday*
    Mike: “The RUclips algorithm doesnt like when I swear”
    *Today*
    Mike: “Im a fucking award winning chef... from France”

    • @silvergarza2355
      @silvergarza2355 3 года назад +4

      Hahahahahaha

    • @thingX1x
      @thingX1x 3 года назад +10

      He swore yesterday halfway through the video, lol. F**** the algorithim!

    • @aaronturkey
      @aaronturkey 3 года назад +15

      He said the ‘F’ word... ‘France’

    • @marijnjanssen4736
      @marijnjanssen4736 3 года назад +2

      Haha Indeed, youtube be like: You can't say France!!

    • @ktcarl
      @ktcarl Год назад +2

      I guess we have to pardon his French.

  • @joosewv
    @joosewv 3 года назад +133

    The mixture of comedy and actual useful information is a combination almost as exquisite as Chef Mike's cooking

  • @SONSONPAUL
    @SONSONPAUL 3 года назад +762

    Just when you thought Mike couldn't out do himself, he fucking did.

  • @shakeeljessa9619
    @shakeeljessa9619 3 года назад +95

    This has got to be my favorite RP video yet. Absolute gold.

  • @matthewm3769
    @matthewm3769 3 года назад +712

    Gordon Ramsey is sweating cus he knows his job is at risk

    • @kalju
      @kalju 3 года назад +1

      they could do a swearing battle, "Cook off / f*ck off" though we already know who would clean it (

    • @steveloge8119
      @steveloge8119 3 года назад +7

      Gordon Ramsey has been REEEEEAAAAL quiet since this dropped

    • @Cynshee55
      @Cynshee55 6 месяцев назад

      😂😂😂

    • @KaiWatson
      @KaiWatson 6 месяцев назад

      Marco Pierre White recently said that, "he's not a real gastronomist" and he's considering conceding his Michelin stars to Mike as, "he's a better man than I."

  • @CarrieCole09
    @CarrieCole09 Год назад +54

    I have been on a ridiculous RP binge over the last week. Many times, I have LOL'd, but this one is THE BEST!😂

    • @thnkr-jl7hw
      @thnkr-jl7hw Год назад +2

      Going through the same right now

  • @purplecircle7413
    @purplecircle7413 3 года назад +470

    “It’s whatever Jared buys, and I steal from him”

    • @StellarPlagues
      @StellarPlagues 3 года назад +12

      I lost my shit.

    • @Camarija
      @Camarija 3 года назад +3

      Had to pause the video to find this in the comments! LMFAO

    • @KootBear
      @KootBear Год назад +2

      lool

    • @hurpaderpp
      @hurpaderpp 7 месяцев назад

      imagine your dad being 5 foot 1 and jacked as fuark

  • @Balakay_Adkins
    @Balakay_Adkins 3 года назад +103

    I died laughing when he said "it's whatever Jared buys, and I steal from him"

  • @coke8077
    @coke8077 2 года назад +45

    Just a tip when you’re reheating rice, put a small cup of water in the microwave with the rice and it will rehydrate the rice and make it 10 times better.

  • @Xendrius
    @Xendrius Год назад +15

    my favorite cook, gynecologist, and personal trainer.

  • @mthslzztt7468
    @mthslzztt7468 3 года назад +24

    This is literally the best fitness video on youtube.

  • @shanegeary
    @shanegeary 3 года назад +159

    "My wife likes chunks of powder still in there, but since I'm not a wild animal....."

  • @IkariTheWraith
    @IkariTheWraith 3 года назад +89

    Dr. Mike is giving us an April Fools' joke disguised as a Christmas present for Valentine's day.

  • @roysdonjr
    @roysdonjr 3 года назад +72

    “Dymatize is a fine brand. It’s whatever Jared buys and I steal from him.” A great quote.

  • @rohantohaan8684
    @rohantohaan8684 3 года назад +91

    Damn don't mind me I'd watch Dr Mike's kitchen religiously!

  • @poupetteshuriken8664
    @poupetteshuriken8664 3 года назад +28

    As a french... hairdresser but still french, I can confirm that this meal is France approuv! That's Cuisine, félicitations au chef (congrats to the chef) 😉👍🏼

  • @spencershelton2092
    @spencershelton2092 3 года назад +19

    “BC I’m a fcking award winning chef...from France”
    This is perfect for all of those who thought he ate magical foods to get his gainz. Simplicity blended with creativity at its finest.

  • @Gabiethemighty
    @Gabiethemighty Год назад +16

    The fact that the name Chef Mike works for both the Microwave and Dr.Mike is just a cherry on top

  • @NiSE_Rafter
    @NiSE_Rafter 3 года назад +25

    I've been using seasoning salt for a good chunk of my meals for the last couple years. It's just so much easier than doing "a little of this, a little of that" with seasonings.

  • @TheGusHandler
    @TheGusHandler 3 года назад +15

    Chef Mike is my favorite Chef. I trust him because he is a Doctor.

  • @DrSwole
    @DrSwole 3 года назад +42

    The intro killed me 😂

  • @JustenHarden
    @JustenHarden 3 года назад +3

    This man makes me laugh out loud. I love you, Doc

  • @rjjoat6609
    @rjjoat6609 3 года назад +261

    Dr. Mike, how can I tell whether I’m a novice, intermediate, or advanced eater?

    • @cowboy_henk
      @cowboy_henk 3 года назад +46

      You're no longer a novice when your newbie bloat plateaus

    • @NotTodayBud
      @NotTodayBud 3 года назад +22

      When you are advanced you are bloated 24/7

    • @sergio1503
      @sergio1503 3 года назад +2

      Give me award winning head and I’ll tell you

    • @pritok6
      @pritok6 3 года назад +5

      basically how long it takes you to do the progress. if you can progress from training to training (or from week to week) you are in the phase of novice gains. As an intermmediate you need to use at least som kind of periodization to see progress in your results. and as advanced lifter you need to do fucking program half the year in advance to make any progress :D Basically if you can lineary progress for years and to be bigger and stronger than most people and still be in novice phase Its very individual.
      of course there are strength standards for each phase also. But if you train purely for hypertrophy its not that easy to determine your 1 RM to get som useful data.

    • @cowboy_henk
      @cowboy_henk 3 года назад +12

      @@pritok6 it was very kind of you to type all that out, but you should reread the post you're responding to :D

  • @Nerdybdirty
    @Nerdybdirty 3 года назад +16

    "Don't tell my nutritionist"... shit killed me😂

  • @savagejack9085
    @savagejack9085 3 года назад +82

    Can't wait for the Greg Doucette diet review video lol

    • @sonmohikan5964
      @sonmohikan5964 3 года назад +2

      Broo ı know right, he is gonna make a video on it for sure

    • @Crimson_Abyss_IV
      @Crimson_Abyss_IV 3 года назад +8

      Waiting for the day for him to make his 'own' content

    • @giovannigiorgio8664
      @giovannigiorgio8664 3 года назад +6

      One day in the YT world you idiots will stop mentioning that morons name

    • @LTPottenger
      @LTPottenger 3 года назад +1

      gshred

    • @trailerparkboys3390
      @trailerparkboys3390 3 года назад

      He wil join rather then judge

  • @hectordanielambrizvillalob3926
    @hectordanielambrizvillalob3926 3 года назад +10

    The level of sarcasm of Mike just made my day !! :D

  • @tylerhebert8237
    @tylerhebert8237 3 года назад +12

    I knew this would be good when I saw "HACK" in the title. I just finished a cut where some days I had 190g of Carbs. Seeing that amount all in one bowl makes me really excited for the my mass phase in the next couple of months.

  • @franciscobautista1831
    @franciscobautista1831 3 года назад +5

    Please keep these videos coming Dr. Mike. These are by far my favorite videos.

  • @jjabrony1973
    @jjabrony1973 Год назад +9

    Mike, this is a culinary hate crime

  • @ct5589
    @ct5589 2 года назад +8

    I feel you Chef Mike. I went to culinary school as well, and worked as a chef for a long time before becoming a GM of a corporate restaurant entity. It's a common misconception that because someone was a chef, that every meal they cook is some 7 course ridiculously intricate gourmet mind-blowing feat... let's blame the food network.. I microwave instant rice and eat scrambled eggs almost everyday. Sometimes i eat a cold johnsonville brat.

  • @zarathustrasmonky
    @zarathustrasmonky 3 года назад +4

    The music is spot on. Solid editing. Thanks for the entertaining content.

  • @AgentBlaqk
    @AgentBlaqk 3 года назад +2

    This is the greatest cooking video I have ever seen. Finally a real chef.

  • @LucrativeMath
    @LucrativeMath 3 года назад +6

    I absolutely cannot wait for the cookbook. It will be a game changer, no doubt.

  • @ghfjfghjasdfasdf
    @ghfjfghjasdfasdf 3 года назад +3

    This channel is a treasure. ❤️

  • @VanHalenSoloman
    @VanHalenSoloman 3 года назад +10

    Looking forward to the next upload of the best cooking show on the internet.

  • @sonipitts
    @sonipitts 4 месяца назад +2

    lol imagine randomly dropping into this video in Aug 2024 and Dr. Mike is basically doing "demure and mindful" chicken prep at 1:30, 2 years before the meme hit TikTok 🤣

  • @robertchang8366
    @robertchang8366 3 года назад +16

    mike never changed his diet since college

  • @markbills4122
    @markbills4122 3 года назад +1

    This is the best cooking show I have ever seen!!

  • @Dudeatrix
    @Dudeatrix 3 года назад +6

    The whole microwave layer explication is amazing

  • @arseniodelgado5940
    @arseniodelgado5940 3 года назад

    I was so mad at the lack of flavor and cooking... but the genius of this video was just superb... BRAVO!!!

  • @azozfs5330
    @azozfs5330 3 года назад +8

    I swear to god Dr.Mike is about the funniest guy i’ve ever seen lol

  • @mohitverma3553
    @mohitverma3553 3 года назад +8

    "You can always add more water but you can't take water away" -Dr Mike 2021

  • @jamesross4350
    @jamesross4350 3 года назад +9

    I fuckin love this. Precision layering; dumps bag.

  • @hamm0155
    @hamm0155 3 года назад +2

    I love the follow-through on this concept!

  • @sumdudenorris106
    @sumdudenorris106 3 года назад +6

    Dr. Mike FINALLY showed us his casein pudding recipe. I never thought he would reveal it

  • @gazsogergely1294
    @gazsogergely1294 Год назад +2

    god i love it.
    i always thought there must be an other way, not like eating from a plastic bowl till u get tired of living. but no, there is not. thank you for the certainty and stability you bring Dr. Mike!

  • @ershad559
    @ershad559 3 года назад +36

    This is all we want kitchen stuff.

    • @KenanTurkiye
      @KenanTurkiye 3 года назад +2

      Followed by knitting your tank tops? o_0
      :)

  • @jesuslogictruth
    @jesuslogictruth 3 года назад +2

    PLEASE make more of these videos. Hilarious.

  • @ionvash
    @ionvash Год назад +5

    Nice to see even a successful, adult man like Dr. Mike still cooks and eats in a "Whatever gets the macros right" way. As I expect many of us do... So relatable!
    And the bloopers at the end, what a treat. Favorite RP video to date!! XD

    • @whointhewhat
      @whointhewhat Год назад

      Still quality food tho…

    • @ionvash
      @ionvash Год назад

      @@whointhewhat Of course but there are fancier and tastier ways to cook the same quality food and Mike doesn't seem to care about that which is what I find relatable.

    • @whointhewhat
      @whointhewhat Год назад +1

      @@ionvash tbh it has to be edible not highly flavored because it would be hard to want to stop eating it (on a cut) which he said in a video

    • @whointhewhat
      @whointhewhat Год назад +1

      @@ionvash you’re right, I agree with you btw. Even tho I’m vegan I “ season” my food similarly, which means not that much at all 😂

    • @ionvash
      @ionvash Год назад +1

      @@whointhewhat oh yeah I totally get it. It's much easier not to binge when the food is just serviceable haha

  • @BlueDecagon
    @BlueDecagon Год назад +1

    I did not know how badly i needed this video, thank you

  • @mphughes256
    @mphughes256 3 года назад +9

    mind food connection

  • @Mocha13E
    @Mocha13E 3 года назад +2

    I'm so happy to see Mr. Clean teaching revolutionary cooking techniques.

  • @ymscottie
    @ymscottie 3 года назад +20

    Dr. Mike looking like he's gonna burst out laughing at any moment

  • @TyrannosaurusFIex
    @TyrannosaurusFIex 8 месяцев назад +1

    Man I’m three years late on this exquisite technique. I’ve been eating chicken like a Neanderthal. I never knew why my chicken was so dry and rice was ice cold!

  • @wizardgamer131
    @wizardgamer131 3 года назад +14

    Hitting the algorithm hard with that title

    • @NoRespect4Uok
      @NoRespect4Uok 3 года назад +1

      Hack, Anabolic, CAPITALS?! To the moon with that SEO!

  • @Tenzordk
    @Tenzordk 2 года назад

    Uses organic foods "wants no chemicals", 1min later Rice o Rony (or what ever that glow-in-the-dark rice and noodles cup is called). Loved every minute of this masterchef presentation!

  • @julioguadalupe6935
    @julioguadalupe6935 3 года назад +4

    Dr. Mike! Fun video, sir. Your content is always informative and usually gives me a few chuckles. I know you have a lot of experience to offer on dieting strategy so I wouldn’t mind more videos like this. Thanks for laugh and the culinary inspiration. 😂

  • @carissemak2220
    @carissemak2220 3 года назад +1

    I am crying at this video! Mike cracks me up!! 😂😂😂😂😂😂

  • @keithwald5349
    @keithwald5349 3 года назад +68

    Dr. Mike, I get my rice and pasta in bulk from a warehouse store, which is great for the price savings. But I notice they are really hard and crunchy and have no flavor. Is there some preparation step I'm missing before I eat them?

    • @espenstoro
      @espenstoro 2 года назад +22

      I have the same problem. I heard someone say something about putting rice in water, and somehow making it bubble with extreme heat, and then the water is supposedly gone after a while. Sounds like a waste of time to me, why add water if you don't want it anyway?

    • @richcook2007
      @richcook2007 2 года назад

      Get a rice cooker.

    • @andrewkurtz737
      @andrewkurtz737 2 года назад +2

      @@richcook2007 Holy shit I'm 43 and just found out about these!!!! I am officially the greatest Rice cooker of all time lmao!

    • @sld1776
      @sld1776 Год назад

      Wait. Bodybuilders don't know about rice cookers? You can even make rice and chicken dishes together.

  • @pWin317
    @pWin317 3 года назад

    This channel is the best fitness content on RUclips.

  • @shmuckling
    @shmuckling 3 года назад +14

    This better be the most shared RP video EVER! This thing is about to blow up, mark my words! :D

  • @sn00dles83
    @sn00dles83 3 года назад

    Im loving this channel more with every video I watch

  • @Ericliaoo
    @Ericliaoo 3 года назад +9

    Wow, that meal looks like it should get 3 Michelin stars. Chef Mike is a culinary genius 🔥

  • @caromariesimone
    @caromariesimone 7 месяцев назад +1

    In every way, Dr. Mike is the best thing on the internet. Period.

  • @FrisbeeeNick
    @FrisbeeeNick 3 года назад +45

    "I don't eat chemicals"
    Puts Rice a Roni in bowl

    • @steven1813
      @steven1813 3 года назад +5

      Lol the joke is that organic isn't chemikill free.

  • @amurderone
    @amurderone 3 года назад

    This made me so happy. I love Dr. Mike.

  • @Jmastroni1981
    @Jmastroni1981 Год назад +3

    Dr. Mike you need new appliances. 1980 called they want them back 😆😆😆

  • @ijmwpiano
    @ijmwpiano 3 года назад +1

    this video is so extra. i love it!

  • @NightWindsMusic
    @NightWindsMusic 3 года назад +7

    “You guys ready for this artistry?” Lmao

  • @Panos__
    @Panos__ 3 года назад

    Intellectual behemoth. From delivering lectures in phase potentiation to this hahahah.
    Absolutely love this guy. The real deal
    Welcome to RUclips RP. Time to get to the algorithm working, Greg doucette fashion

  • @kieran4003
    @kieran4003 3 года назад +17

    The way the Rice a Toni bounced Off the Other Rice killed me.

  • @patrickwilliams9916
    @patrickwilliams9916 2 года назад

    Pharm to Table cuisine, love it Doctor Mike!!!

  • @enoclafyeoj10
    @enoclafyeoj10 3 года назад +5

    this was great lol! I'd love to see more meals! Breakfast next!

  • @origamistuffs
    @origamistuffs Год назад +1

    This was the first video I ever saw of Dr. Mike

  • @mahlord4466
    @mahlord4466 3 года назад +16

    "I dont like chemicals touch my body" - Dr Mike still nattier than Rich Piana

  • @DawsonLongroyd
    @DawsonLongroyd 3 года назад +1

    I really needed this in my life today

  • @NoRespect4Uok
    @NoRespect4Uok 3 года назад +10

    Greg Douchette vs Dr. Mike, cook off edition.

  • @ianbickle8438
    @ianbickle8438 3 года назад

    Most educational video yet!!!!

  • @nogheadz4987
    @nogheadz4987 3 года назад +6

    Dr. Mike, I hope you are prepared for the montage I’m about to make.
    Nay, I hope the world is prepared

  • @ChazinSthl
    @ChazinSthl 3 года назад

    Dr. Mike is my hero

  • @FrisbeeeNick
    @FrisbeeeNick 3 года назад +5

    This video had me dying 😂😂

  • @ATXPaul80
    @ATXPaul80 Год назад

    We need more of this

  • @johannesspringinsfeld6381
    @johannesspringinsfeld6381 3 года назад +47

    too much seasoning on that chicken breast. 1/10, not bland enough

    • @JD83000
      @JD83000 3 года назад +4

      Coach Blaha would agree.
      No seasoning.
      No spices.
      No salt.
      No life.

    • @highviewbarbell
      @highviewbarbell 3 года назад +5

      @@JD83000 no muscle mass
      no girlfriend
      no money left from all the PEDs that led to
      no strength

  • @WilliamusTrades
    @WilliamusTrades Год назад

    Dear Dr Mike: I love your big personality, man. I was watching a few of your videos, and I kinda just surfed onto this video, and it was a ton of fun, and, the casein protein pudding @7:00 was a huge bonus

  • @DrewPWebos
    @DrewPWebos 3 года назад +15

    Is that Chicken or Styrofoam?

    • @Crocodile500
      @Crocodile500 7 месяцев назад +1

      No, it's gelly melted plastic with spices

    • @Crocodile500
      @Crocodile500 7 месяцев назад +3

      Expiry date:
      3 000 AC

  • @andrewkurtz737
    @andrewkurtz737 2 года назад +1

    I can't believe someone as cool as Dr Mike could have the same cooking style as me?!?! Favorite RP video ever hahahaha!!

  • @NickLuceyUK
    @NickLuceyUK 3 года назад +7

    Chuck a tablespoon of nandos sauce in there. 15cals. You’re welcome.

  • @ameenah78
    @ameenah78 Год назад +1

    I make protein pudding too but instead of water I measure out anywhere from 75-150 ml of heavy whipping cream. Whip that for a minute to thicken then add 1 egg, mix and add 1 scoop of protein powder and use an egg beater to whip it til it's a pudding consistency

  • @Garabins1
    @Garabins1 3 года назад +4

    Damn 190g of carbs in a post workout meal, that must feel great. My daily total during my cut is 170g..dying inside

    • @williamblake5289
      @williamblake5289 3 года назад

      70g here...

    • @waynebarnes9411
      @waynebarnes9411 3 года назад +1

      That works out to just over 1000 calories for meal!!! I would have to heat it up 3 times just to stuff it in me over a period of an hour or more, there is no way I could eat all that in one sitting. My carbs are from 225 - 250 /day, that would only leave a very small amount for the rest of the day.

  • @luigiciotola91
    @luigiciotola91 3 года назад

    DR.MIKE I've been following you for a week and it was enough for you to become my idol. Love you ❤️

  • @andrewt248
    @andrewt248 3 года назад +5

    It's about time this level of snark made it into the kitchen. #FullRomKitchen

  • @DanielChamberlain2023
    @DanielChamberlain2023 Год назад

    That was amazing, love the humor.

  • @tucon3s270
    @tucon3s270 3 года назад +4

    Instructions unclear: hand stuck in whey protein bag

  • @dfgndfghdfghdfgh
    @dfgndfghdfghdfgh Год назад

    Please make more of these

  • @dtrain2829
    @dtrain2829 3 года назад +1

    I can’t wait for the cooking book . This was very entertaining.

  • @madhavagarwal8122
    @madhavagarwal8122 3 года назад

    Mike you outdid yourself on this one. RP deserves at least 5M subscribers