If Humans Had Apple Intelligence
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- Опубликовано: 13 окт 2024
- What would it be like if people were as smart as Siri.
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Incredible how manyof these new features are solutions to finding a problem or just restarting an action we already use perfectly well in a different way.
Just a classic case of Apple reinventing the apple
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I would say about half of the units are not operating correctly.
@@jfftckrestart to get the security update
@@jfftck Depends on whether the units are metric.
this channel is the reason i get up in the morning, thank you samtime
We don't need artificial intelligence, we need to improve from our natural stupidity.
Common sense still isn't common, it would seem.
Its not natural stupidity, good man, its just that there are many stupid and idiotic people out there who don't use their head and are instead; just blind and deaf.
Uncommon sense 😢
Rare sense 🤔
Problem is a lot of people still use the TV and YT to do all their thinking for them.
Apple Intelligence is an oxymoron.
if it's not her dog then it can be yours🤣
Sam Tucker
~Artificial Employee
That's the best takes on the real world relevance of those AI promises by big tech, I've seen yet.
Some humans already have apple intelligence in their brains. They're known as "iSheeps".
It's sheep. The word sheep is already plural, so sheeps is not correct. The singular for that by the way would be shoop
@@o_s-24 you sometimes got to get that daily basic english mistake while calling someone dumb, but what do you expect of people engaging in these phone wars lol
@@mzr9710 That pfp tho 😭😭
Yh.. They need apple to switch them on before they realize they're intelligent
OMG, you had me laughing the entire video, I love you and your brand of humor :-) you’re the best!
One of your best I have to say!
"We peaked at pregnant man" LMAO
If Humans Had Apple Intelligence, we would all be stuck in a JAM, at a Diddy party!
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a what?
Its not healthy eating wings while watching your videos😂😂😂😂😂
Don't know whether to laugh or cry.
So well said Sam !!!👏👏
5:06 We peaked at pregnant man 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣😂😂🤣
Too many people want to be infantilised, and those that don't will have it slowly forced upon them.
It’s interesting ain’t it. Folks laughed at the AI Pin, but this is basically the same, wrapped up in some polish. But fundamentally it’s *exactly the same*.
I’m an Apple user and I *love* this! 😂
- Watched and commented on my iPad with my own organic intelligence.
5:28 Wait if they have Organic Intelligence, why are they still scrolling on an Apple product?
Well, Apples are organic, aren’t they? 😅
'what if I want to rewrite an email to my friends in the form of a poem, easy don't write your friends an email in the form of a poem or or else you won't have any friends' Mr Tucker this has to be one of your best videos this year. Congratulations.
4:50 We already have voicemails transcribed because no one is gonna recall and remember all the yapping in our calls
Seriously that shot with the restaurant menu in full eyeline of the photo snapper is just peak apple
The best 5mins 56 secs video and not sponsored funny truth on RUclips to date 😂😂😂. Let’s gather here if you love Samtime👍
Apple would charge for using common sense if they could.
"Built for Apple Intelligence" is the most truthful Apple marketing point, to be fair
Who needs to be intelligent when we got smart phones 😂😂😂
Yeah no, you can't convince me Tim Cook does use any apple products privately. 😂
Feet, the best way to find menus, apparently.
I love how you look genuinely amazed in the thumbnail, lol.
bookmarking this to win future arguments.
there's an toy robot that released 2 years ago that uses a camera to detect stuff, now they call this ai
A lot of "Buy your mom an iPhone" level advice in this video. Well done!
Tucker, Tucker, Tucker you 😂..."Organic Intelligence"...oh man😅😅😅, you even have an abbreviation for it 😂😂😂
Renata Sorrat (the blond woman thinking) became world wide famous! hahahah
Ai is becoming smarter and we're becoming dumber.
Hey Siri, boil me an egg! Oh you can't? I guess I will have to do it myself.
Excellent! Great video. Thank you. 😀
Pregnant man is my favorite emoji
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Same
4:26 Books xD
Seriously the coolest feature of Apple Intelligence is flash of the iPhone screen when you send a request or that colorful bubble around AI images.
No joke I searched for "Tim cook holding a PC" and Gemini straight up told me not much information of him holding pc is found lol
Apple already has a feature which identifies breeds of dogs in the photos app. I find it creepy that there is an Apple software analysing users photos on the users hardware and not iCloud.
I told Siri to hit the like button and she asked if I was SIRIous.
There are a few channels in YT .Ilike their vids before watching.. this is one of them ❤
Samtime is the gift that keeps on giving
This channel deserves, 380 million subscribers, google is wrong
One of your best. 👍
The "if" in that sentence is doing a lot of heavy lifting
"BuIlT fOr apPlE iNtElIgEnCe" ... like if the high level software needed specific hardware. they are just spitting on their customers once again
I can only imagine that we take years and years of people’s lives to make computers predict and actively reply to/search/calculate objects in real life, and what do we do with it stupid stuff which have no real use in any situation unless you are just brain dead or trying to act brain dead, or you are a kid whose parents want them not nagging around.
well I tried 😂 😂
I don't trust AI to do anything useful
© some guy in RUclips comments
It's rare to find videos that fun nowadays^^
😂this one was definitely on point
if this video doesnt gain you a million subs nothing will - this one is a banger
Actually went to search for pics with Tim Cook touching or holding a Macbook and it was really difficult to find one. 🤣
😂😂 we peaked at pregnant man!
is this irony that I'm watching this on a Mac .........and loving it hmmmm
I've been watching videos back in time when you were a skinny boy
Thank spaghetti when i caught up, you are still at it.
Shoot an egg for me
Love it! You are highly intelligent artificial employee😃
We don't need more Apple/Artificial Intelligence, we need less Natural Stupidity!
If Humans Had Apple Intelligence we would be discovering . . . gravity?
For now gravity is just a theory that Apple hasn't invented yet.
5:25 With this power, you can buy a Samsung
i almost expected them to call it "AImigination"
I would hate to have Apple intelligent in my brain.
I was in the outro, bro ✌️
It's Sam time!
2 minutes, fresh out the over
We do and the current release is called JD Vance
I had the same thoughts as Sam when the advertised AI. But now when I see it screenplayed I am starting to think that these old new AI features can grasp the attention of 11 year's old only.
My take is that is a good tool to manipulate people with statistical data. Or trough.
"Real AI" will be never made public.
this might be the best video in your channel
We peaked at pregnant man 😂😂
Time you need to do a thing without Apple Intelligence: 10 seconds
Time you need to do a thing with Apple Intelligence: 5 seconds
Worth the money
Can Apple intelligence tell me what the new iPhone 17 will look like? Oh it’s okay, same as the 16 with Apple Intelligence plus which cost only $200 more…
The 3GS was my first and last iphone.. I learned that I appreciate open source software, non-proprietary charging cables/ports(cheaper and function with knock off chargers), and *FREE* apps - with the ability to download VPKs(unofficial/not approved) apps. No way I am giving all that up for a phone that looks like it was designed by elton john, frankly. AI is opening a whole new can of worms..
Spot on!
😂😂 you make my day man
They would be smart to the core.
While car companies are reducing physical buttons and interfaces, Apple is adding a physical interface to their phone when it's not necessary. Interesting.
We peeked at pregnant man emoji! NICE!
I clicked the like button a thousand times from excitement, my linux computer crashed!
Amazing how accurate this all is 😅
“Hey siri, click the like button”
I used my imagination and found that you could say Apple BS instead of Apple AI 😹
This is comedy gold
:D I laughed a lot, and it wasn't a good idea while eating. :D
Absolutely brilliant😂😂😂😂
AI is the only intelligence apple can serve to their customers... oh wait, they couldn't release it during shitphone 16 line up release XD so innovative
Excellent!
Spitting facts 😂
Sam, you'd better find a way to create jokes that makes Siri laugh, otherwise you're screwed, as Siri will be your main client
it isn't out and we already know that AI camera will only work with trash apple maps (specially on reviews and photos)
Lets be real here! Do you really think the guy photographing the dog is able to articulate a question, plus talk to a real human, in the real world, without any digital device? C'mon!!
I feel so much smarter now.
Now you just make me feel dumb for purchasing an iPhone :(
Arty Facial . . .
We'll transcribe your phone calls... As long as you speak in a broad American accent to everyone.
Apple Intelligence is an oxymoron
Currently is blatant false advertising and and lies.
Lols that people apparently "trust" this corporate devil.
Sam on point showing how stupid it is
i told the same to an employee on apple store and he started telling me positives about AI
Organic Intelligence >>>>>>>> Artificial Intelligence 😂🔥