Incredible how many of these new features are solutions in search of a problem or just restarting an action we already use perfectly well in a different way.
But you can get to know about the restaurant's reviews though. Although you can just use any android phone or just download Google lens on your iPhone which can do a much better job cuz its Google 😂😂
What's doubly stupid is it works on the assumption that the restaurant has the menu up to date on the website. Often the menu on the website is massively out of date, so you have to look at the physical menu anyway.
@@WebToolkit I've never seen the online menu out of date. Especially when more and more don't even have physical menus, unless you explicitly ask. Unless they have specialty daily offers, which are going to tell you. And of course the physical menu is out of date, because they don't bother to update it. Also, Apple is not going to give you an update menu, because (spoiler alert) they just do a quick Google search centred on your position and get the online menu.
@@IIARROWS May I ask which country (or if the US, which state) are you from? Travelling around in Europe I've seen plenty of places with 4-5 years old online menus, but never heard of a physical menu being out of date. I've also only encountered online menu by default in very busy bars / fast food places in cities (where they expect things to get messy), or tourist-baits (where using your phone = cool somehow).
@@danieltatar7575 Italy, but I don't think it matters. The physical menu can be out of date (not talking about franchise) because they change specials or depending on the fresh ingredients and such.
'what if I want to rewrite an email to my friends in the form of a poem, easy don't write your friends an email in the form of a poem or or else you won't have any friends' Mr Tucker this has to be one of your best videos this year. Congratulations.
I think the one way this could be levelled up further is the bloke taking the photo of the dog, and Apple „Intelligence“ then popping up a prompt that simply says _„This object appears to be: Dog.“_ 🤖🐶😋
@@MrDecessuswhenever it's a mixed breed you'll get it's "Name any popular breed mixed with... something" I still have no idea what one of my friend's dog is composed of. Don't care though, it's an idiotic ball of fluff and love
Its not natural stupidity, good man, its just that there are many stupid and idiotic people out there who don't use their head and are instead; just blind and deaf.
The fact that I keep seeing phone companies pride themselves with the fact that you can tell your phone to set an alarm by either speaking verbally or typing , even though the alarms app is stupidly easy to use, is kind of stupid. Guess what, I never use siri or google assistant, and I'm able to set my alarms every week without them.
I don't even need a phone for that. If I want, I can simply use my grandma's alarm clock. Or randomly wake up at 6. Or go full caveman and keep the window open.
Normally, Samtime's videos are just comedic (however true they are). But this is actually a really profound question as to if AI makes us more productive or just lazier. Thanks for finding a laugh in anything, Sam!
How is it lazy to learn an entirely new way to do things you already know how to do? Now you'll have two different ways-that take roughly the same amount of time-to accomplish the exact same results! It's like... PEAK PRODUCTIVITY!
@@darksidegryphon5393 Well, some people prefer to do more with the same amount of time/effort. Or do the same with less/time effort. But I prefer to do less with less time/effort!
@darksidegryphon5393 That is true, but most technology at least improves the speed at which we get things done, I.e. Cars, aircraft, dishwashers, and 3D printers, whereas Apple Intelligence does a lot of things that people could do, while taking only marginally quicker.
I love that these examples were their BEST IDEAS to market Apple intelligence. The creators themselves don’t even know what to do with it, and again, it’s not even on the phone…
@@o_s-24 you sometimes got to get that daily basic english mistake while calling someone dumb, but what do you expect of people engaging in these phone wars lol
The result often feels more like complicated and stupid. Didn't we have GUI and buttons in the first place to avoid having to type lines of words to order the computer to do stuff?
Bro this guy makes me die from laughter, I can't believe I've gone years without him, i just discovered his channel and I already am watching alot of his videos
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It’s interesting ain’t it. Folks laughed at the AI Pin, but this is basically the same, wrapped up in some polish. But fundamentally it’s *exactly the same*.
A very powerful message expressed in a very funny way. Your best video yet! I am certainly going to use the term "OI". and I don't just mean to attract the attention of someone who is not paying me attention!
All hail our new 'Sam the Man that Can' our Commen Sense and Critical Thinking Guru. Such innovative thought processors churning out processes that have remained obscured by the technological onslaught upon, and coupled with the utter laziness of, our nuron-lacking youth.
Asking the phone about the dog breed instead of her owner is… can't find strong enough words… But this HAD to be made fun of! And the restaurant menu, haha, good one too! I mean, the whole video…
Well better laugh now while you still can, until governments decide that all citizens are required to have cell phones and you are monitored by some AI 24/7.
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Incredible how many of these new features are solutions in search of a problem or just restarting an action we already use perfectly well in a different way.
Just a classic case of Apple reinventing the apple
@@pvshka This isn't just apple its all of big tech right now.
@@Delta-Velocity agreed
So true!
They are fixing a problem that doesn’t kind of exist…
Seriously that shot with the restaurant menu in full eyeline of the photo snapper is just peak apple
But you can get to know about the restaurant's reviews though. Although you can just use any android phone or just download Google lens on your iPhone which can do a much better job cuz its Google 😂😂
What's doubly stupid is it works on the assumption that the restaurant has the menu up to date on the website. Often the menu on the website is massively out of date, so you have to look at the physical menu anyway.
@@WebToolkit I've never seen the online menu out of date. Especially when more and more don't even have physical menus, unless you explicitly ask.
Unless they have specialty daily offers, which are going to tell you.
And of course the physical menu is out of date, because they don't bother to update it.
Also, Apple is not going to give you an update menu, because (spoiler alert) they just do a quick Google search centred on your position and get the online menu.
@@IIARROWS May I ask which country (or if the US, which state) are you from?
Travelling around in Europe I've seen plenty of places with 4-5 years old online menus, but never heard of a physical menu being out of date.
I've also only encountered online menu by default in very busy bars / fast food places in cities (where they expect things to get messy), or tourist-baits (where using your phone = cool somehow).
@@danieltatar7575 Italy, but I don't think it matters.
The physical menu can be out of date (not talking about franchise) because they change specials or depending on the fresh ingredients and such.
"We peaked at pregnant man" LMAO
i took a look at moments before watching the full video, and this comment got me so confused. I didn't even now that was a emoji (or it existed)
Yeah it's effectively woke porn. It actually gave my youngest son nightmares.😠
and we replaced a real gun with a squirt gun. Pregnant men are real, and guns are obviously fake
Lmao
Wait till you see another peak.
'what if I want to rewrite an email to my friends in the form of a poem, easy don't write your friends an email in the form of a poem or or else you won't have any friends' Mr Tucker this has to be one of your best videos this year. Congratulations.
Right?😂 who writes e-mails to friends?
What's a friend anyway?
I had to pause the video after this one. I was laughing too hard.
That's the best takes on the real world relevance of those AI promises by big tech, I've seen yet.
That man taking the photo of the dog was hilarious even in the ad.
Ask the human, who probably has no idea either what kind of do it is. Outside some basic breeds.
@@MrDecessus id rather take my chances with asking a human then bending down, taking out my phone, and taking a picture of their crotch.
I think the one way this could be levelled up further is the bloke taking the photo of the dog, and Apple „Intelligence“ then popping up a prompt that simply says _„This object appears to be: Dog.“_ 🤖🐶😋
@@dieseldragon6756😂😂😂
@@MrDecessuswhenever it's a mixed breed you'll get it's "Name any popular breed mixed with... something"
I still have no idea what one of my friend's dog is composed of. Don't care though, it's an idiotic ball of fluff and love
We don't need artificial intelligence, we need to improve from our natural stupidity.
Common sense still isn't common, it would seem.
Its not natural stupidity, good man, its just that there are many stupid and idiotic people out there who don't use their head and are instead; just blind and deaf.
Uncommon sense 😢
Rare sense 🤔
Problem is a lot of people still use the TV and YT to do all their thinking for them.
Sam Tucker
~Artificial Employee
The fact that I keep seeing phone companies pride themselves with the fact that you can tell your phone to set an alarm by either speaking verbally or typing , even though the alarms app is stupidly easy to use, is kind of stupid. Guess what, I never use siri or google assistant, and I'm able to set my alarms every week without them.
I don't even need a phone for that. If I want, I can simply use my grandma's alarm clock. Or randomly wake up at 6. Or go full caveman and keep the window open.
I love how the sell is "this is how you do this thing in a way that shows you don't care about it", I am sure the recipient will enjoy that.
Normally, Samtime's videos are just comedic (however true they are). But this is actually a really profound question as to if AI makes us more productive or just lazier.
Thanks for finding a laugh in anything, Sam!
How is it lazy to learn an entirely new way to do things you already know how to do? Now you'll have two different ways-that take roughly the same amount of time-to accomplish the exact same results! It's like... PEAK PRODUCTIVITY!
I have seen arguments for both.
@@firecat6666 what is technology, but ways for us to be lazier?
@@darksidegryphon5393 Well, some people prefer to do more with the same amount of time/effort. Or do the same with less/time effort. But I prefer to do less with less time/effort!
@darksidegryphon5393 That is true, but most technology at least improves the speed at which we get things done, I.e. Cars, aircraft, dishwashers, and 3D printers, whereas Apple Intelligence does a lot of things that people could do, while taking only marginally quicker.
"Built for Apple Intelligence" is the most truthful Apple marketing point, to be fair
And Apple intelligence ain’t even out yet, and when it does come out it’s gonna be useless
Not a high bar
this channel is the reason i get up in the morning, thank you samtime
I loved the quiet little "false advertising" remark @ 0:35. That pretty much sums up what Apple has become.
One of your best I have to say!
I love that these examples were their BEST IDEAS to market Apple intelligence. The creators themselves don’t even know what to do with it, and again, it’s not even on the phone…
Some humans already have apple intelligence in their brains. They're known as "iSheeps".
It's sheep. The word sheep is already plural, so sheeps is not correct. The singular for that by the way would be shoop
@@o_s-24 you sometimes got to get that daily basic english mistake while calling someone dumb, but what do you expect of people engaging in these phone wars lol
@@mzr9710 That pfp tho 😭😭
Yh.. They need apple to switch them on before they realize they're intelligent
😂😂😂
😆I think they misinterpreted the mantra "Keep It Simple, Stupid" and instead went with "Keep them Simple and Stupid"
The result often feels more like complicated and stupid.
Didn't we have GUI and buttons in the first place to avoid having to type lines of words to order the computer to do stuff?
Your channel is pure gold
Apple Intelligence is an oxymoron.
if it's not her dog then it can be yours🤣
Actually, just a moron.
Whos a moron?
@@SystematiclolThat’s got nothing to do with the definition.
@@YeahTheMitchsI might be crazy, but I think it was a joke :O
1:47 omg. Sam is so funny. Like in every video, some thing he says almost definitely makes me laugh. It’s a true gift.
Bro this guy makes me die from laughter, I can't believe I've gone years without him, i just discovered his channel and I already am watching alot of his videos
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😂
👍🏻🤭😂😂
I would say about half of the units are not operating correctly.
@@jfftckrestart to get the security update
@@jfftck Depends on whether the units are metric.
OMG, you had me laughing the entire video, I love you and your brand of humor :-) you’re the best!
If you lack intelligence, go buy apple intelligence.
For $1000 USD
You must lack intelligence if your getting mad that people are buying from a company that you dont like
Too many people want to be infantilised, and those that don't will have it slowly forced upon them.
It’s interesting ain’t it. Folks laughed at the AI Pin, but this is basically the same, wrapped up in some polish. But fundamentally it’s *exactly the same*.
If Humans Had Apple Intelligence, we would all be stuck in a JAM, at a Diddy party!
😂😂😂
a what?
If humans had apple intelligence they wouldn't be apple fans anymore
(stole it from someone else's comment)
So well said Sam !!!👏👏
2:09 If it's not her dog, throw a pokétmonster ball at it 😂 (lol I don't think they sue people for making comments BUT I'M NOT GONNA RISK IT)
We peaked at pregnant man 😂😂
"...you choose to scroll on your phone! ....I tried!" that got me! Hahahahaha...
“You’ll be able to remember the call, because you were there at the time” 😂
Absolutely perfect satire! Definitley subscribing.
there's an toy robot that released 2 years ago that uses a camera to detect stuff, now they call this ai
Another great 👍 video Sam. Your channel is so underrated! Keep the good work!
This was a good one, Sam. You’ve really outdone yourself 😅
i never miss Sam's video and this is one of the best videos. Its been 6 years I found Sam and am keeping this aussy
Bro the restaurant menu bit killed me 😂😂😂😂
I watched a lot of your videos coming in my feed but this video made me click the subscribe button!! Great work.
"Enhance your natural intelligence with AI, no it's not doping, and no you will not become smarter."
Who needs to be intelligent when we got smart phones 😂😂😂
Ouh SAM, you roast them all: How to write an email. How to write a cover letter. How one might not deserve a job. Priceless.
This is one of your best yet. So many zingers! Plus, it's good social commentary too 😅
😂😂 we peaked at pregnant man!
This was great. Do this again for Google and Samsung!
Amazing I hear you I Feel You !!! Continue the hard work , let's keep the organic , analog effots intact ...
What a video, man. You made me laugh really hard. Thank you for your creativity!
A very powerful message expressed in a very funny way. Your best video yet! I am certainly going to use the term "OI". and I don't just mean to attract the attention of someone who is not paying me attention!
Great work. I a developer and working in IT for years. 100% agree with you 😂
Yeah no, you can't convince me Tim Cook does use any apple products privately. 😂
"Do the job you're paid to do... we peaked at pregnant man..." This is definitely your best video to date! 🤣🤣🤣
Feet, the best way to find menus, apparently.
4:26 Books xD
That got me too 😆
Thank you. This made my lough out loud.❤ I didn't for a long time.
I love how you look genuinely amazed in the thumbnail, lol.
As an HR staff member, I will now suggest to give an "Artificial Employee of the Month" to some people in our AI department.
1:09 had me in hysterics
If its not her dog it can be your dog 😂😂😂
"Apple" and "Intelligence" do not belong in the same sentence.
A lot of "Buy your mom an iPhone" level advice in this video. Well done!
The scientology bridge killed me! 🤣
I’m subscribing! 🤣🤣🤣🤣this is more like journalism than a comedy skit
Tucker, Tucker, Tucker you 😂..."Organic Intelligence"...oh man😅😅😅, you even have an abbreviation for it 😂😂😂
5:28 Wait if they have Organic Intelligence, why are they still scrolling on an Apple product?
Well, Apples are organic, aren’t they? 😅
Because Apple products are top quality? Because they have the best reselling value?
@@_icscata_ 🤣🤣isheep spotted
@@heliosgaming9895 Apple is better and deep down you know it. 🤙🏻😎
@@_icscata_ yes I do yes I do
Excellent! Great video. Thank you. 😀
Hi Sam, just want to let you know that your public service announcement (this video) is great!
I just discovered this channel and i love it!
I've been watching you for ten years Sam, this is one of the better ones :)
All hail our new 'Sam the Man that Can' our Commen Sense and Critical Thinking Guru. Such innovative thought processors churning out processes that have remained obscured by the technological onslaught upon, and coupled with the utter laziness of, our nuron-lacking youth.
Asking the phone about the dog breed instead of her owner is… can't find strong enough words… But this HAD to be made fun of! And the restaurant menu, haha, good one too! I mean, the whole video…
Hahahha that episode cracked me up 😂
This was awesome! And very accurate.
I appreciate you saying these
5:07 we peaked at pregnant men mow 😭😂😂
I love how Sam doesn't allow anything to pass by without "burning" it .
The frequency of his uploads shows how many stupid things exist.
Bravo! Fast becoming one of my favorite channels.
Brilliant, as always!
I clicked the like button a thousand times from excitement, my linux computer crashed!
Using AI features is like instead of touching your nose from the front you twist your arm from behind to touch your nose.
This guy upped his game; it is an art now, his trolling has reached Davinci level 👏👏👏
This is gold. Nailed it Sam.
Sam is the best, the funnier, and the truer tech youtube on all youtubes
Always on point!
One of your best. 👍
Don't know whether to laugh or cry.
🥲🥲
Well better laugh now while you still can, until governments decide that all citizens are required to have cell phones and you are monitored by some AI 24/7.
This was one of your best videos.
The best 5mins 56 secs video and not sponsored funny truth on RUclips to date 😂😂😂. Let’s gather here if you love Samtime👍
Love all your videos. Everybody at home stop what they're doing to watch, even the teen and the dog.
I love this man, he makes me laugh so much. Thank you for cheering us up with a good laugh.
Brilliant! Thanks!
Likening 'Apple Intelligence' to the price structure in the Scientology UFO Cult was most amusing. Well played, Sir.
The "if" in that sentence is doing a lot of heavy lifting
That was a proper roasting. 👏
I think this means if Sam does not tell me the breed of KITI, then KITI is mine!
You're doing gods work.
Thanks Sam for saving me from the FOMO over Apple intelligence. Now, I realise that my Brain is better than Tim’s.😂
"If it's not her dog it can be your dog" wise words Sam
Well done Mr. Tucker. Finally a realistic take on what AI brings us humans.
Bro just roasted apple politely 🤣
Samtime is the gift that keeps on giving
😂😂😂😂
Oh man i haven't laughed this hard in a while! LOL!!