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  • @LongBeachGriffy
    @LongBeachGriffy  3 года назад +4355

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  • @xdhotpocket2580
    @xdhotpocket2580 3 года назад +19526

    This isn't fake, this is security camera footage.

    • @rocketfc
      @rocketfc 3 года назад +464

      This is the clearest video ever. They got you in 4k.

    • @rhythmunkind4921
      @rhythmunkind4921 3 года назад +58

      Why do I keep seeing theses catfishes in these comments. Like yuck bro jeez

    • @Wickedonezz
      @Wickedonezz 3 года назад +28

      @@rhythmunkind4921 they want money

    • @B.V.Luminous
      @B.V.Luminous 3 года назад +17

      😂😂😂

    • @Iwondera
      @Iwondera 3 года назад +7

      no u

  • @AyyGin
    @AyyGin 3 года назад +4790

    $600 is what rich people think is a lot of money to poor people.

    • @shiloh8734
      @shiloh8734 3 года назад +92

      It’s not??????

    • @stealthycal5029
      @stealthycal5029 3 года назад +450

      I wish 600 was a lot. That barely covers half my rent

    • @EmperorDxD
      @EmperorDxD 3 года назад +40

      @@stealthycal5029 where do u live

    • @dontehill216
      @dontehill216 3 года назад +135

      @@EmperorDxD he probably lives in a city like New York

    • @jeebus2121
      @jeebus2121 3 года назад +46

      @@stealthycal5029 It's a third of mine.

  • @Cowabunguh
    @Cowabunguh 3 года назад +2786

    “I forget we have U.S. citizens” trueeee 😂

    • @lightbowden
      @lightbowden 3 года назад

      ruclips.net/video/qEgC08qv1ug/видео.html

    • @MQueretano2
      @MQueretano2 3 года назад +17

      We're too many illegals that they forgot about the us citizens 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

    • @hopehouston5732
      @hopehouston5732 3 года назад

      🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

    • @firstnamelastname8790
      @firstnamelastname8790 3 года назад +4

      Was Biden's inflation better? LMAO

  • @eggpiss1447
    @eggpiss1447 3 года назад +2575

    US Citizens: we need some help
    US Government: YOU’LL NEVER GET A CENT OUT OF ME

    • @pokemonjhotomaster
      @pokemonjhotomaster 3 года назад +103

      “In fact I’d rather that virus come in right now and eat you all alive!”

    • @br9760
      @br9760 3 года назад +13

      @@pokemonjhotomaster yoooooo

    • @solarfreak1107
      @solarfreak1107 3 года назад +12

      I am loving these references right now XD

    • @Quad_
      @Quad_ 3 года назад +20

      Ill stop ya Virus For ya... That is... if ya willin to pay.....

    • @kashifreza1993
      @kashifreza1993 3 года назад +2

      Why pay taxes than ?

  • @coralrose5754
    @coralrose5754 3 года назад +5280

    They really said: “Have you tried not being poor?”

    • @user-dm6rj1ev1t
      @user-dm6rj1ev1t 3 года назад +5

      @MrBeast ✓⃝ good luck finding one

    • @oracle8802
      @oracle8802 3 года назад +11

      @MrBeast ✓⃝dude your not the real MrBeast :/

    • @merpuffedy
      @merpuffedy 3 года назад +2

      Hey guys. I make short skits like longbeachgriffy. NO I'm not a bot. The world could use another laugh😇🥰..

    • @TheRealWoopSlap
      @TheRealWoopSlap 3 года назад +8

      @MrBeast ✓⃝ bot

    • @australium7374
      @australium7374 3 года назад +8

      The government doesn’t care

  • @pandag3n
    @pandag3n 3 года назад +2341

    "How much of their own money are we giving back to them?"
    Ain't that the question

    • @merpuffedy
      @merpuffedy 3 года назад

      Hey guys. Pov its the 3rd time seeing me. I make short skits like longbeachgriffy. I'm sorry I'm getting annoying, if you could take a risk and check them out that would make my day. Thanks guys🥰😇....

    • @piranhaplantX
      @piranhaplantX 3 года назад +29

      Bruh, it ain't even our money at this point. They basically spent our money during the Bush and Obama administrations. At this point they're already spending the money they want to take from our great and great great grandchildren.

    • @agaz2272
      @agaz2272 3 года назад +1

      Canada we receive it through public education and healthcare, move here boys 😻

    • @luisd8818
      @luisd8818 3 года назад +1

      @@agaz2272 too cold. Thanks though lol

    • @luisd8818
      @luisd8818 3 года назад +1

      @@piranhaplantX they’re just printing money now

  • @enzerabowenzu5340
    @enzerabowenzu5340 3 года назад +1406

    I'm like... 80% sure someone in the government watched this and laughed.

    • @edwardsflores6110
      @edwardsflores6110 3 года назад +11

      puffHaHAhA🤣

    • @nickabel8279
      @nickabel8279 3 года назад +194

      80? Im 100% sure they playing this shit in conference rooms cracking up

    • @justinmcglothin7422
      @justinmcglothin7422 3 года назад +2

      @@nickabel8279 😂

    • @Intranetusa
      @Intranetusa 3 года назад +27

      People laugh because it's funny. It's also not true because the top 50% of the country pays 97% of the federal taxes while the bottom 50% pays 0-3%. So it's not the government giving back people's money, but the government giving money taxed from wealthier people to poorer people.

    • @FormerGovernmentHuman
      @FormerGovernmentHuman 3 года назад +13

      No.
      We don’t laugh.

  • @Claire-od8qm
    @Claire-od8qm 3 года назад +2139

    If only the security cameras in Epstein’s jail cell worked this well.

    • @libertyprime3827
      @libertyprime3827 3 года назад +5

      @Busnivore No he's not

    • @libertyprime3827
      @libertyprime3827 3 года назад +10

      @Busnivore According to his corpse.

    • @libertyprime3827
      @libertyprime3827 3 года назад +20

      @Busnivore He definitely didn't kill himself though.

    • @IconOfSiin
      @IconOfSiin 3 года назад +3

      @Busnivoreyou're the definition of conspiracy theorist

    • @akumabazooka9169
      @akumabazooka9169 3 года назад +10

      @@IconOfSiin His tin foil hat is showing

  • @michaelterrell2108
    @michaelterrell2108 3 года назад +2103

    "We're the US government all we do is take." Nailed it.

    • @merpuffedy
      @merpuffedy 3 года назад

      Hey guys. Pov its the 3rd time seeing me. I make short skits like longbeachgriffy. I'm sorry I'm getting annoying, if you could take a risk and check them out that would make my day. Thanks guys🥰😇!!!!

    • @ekklesiast
      @ekklesiast 3 года назад +11

      *any government

    • @staticunion4448
      @staticunion4448 3 года назад +5

      Nah we’re too generous we give hundreds of billions away to other country yearly

    • @RICHSOULheartofgold
      @RICHSOULheartofgold 3 года назад +1

      FACTS!

    • @worldofthecobs1195
      @worldofthecobs1195 3 года назад +16

      @@staticunion4448 yet we made all the wars happening now, we did 911, lied about the weopons of mass destruction, we kill hundreds of thousands of civvies with drones, we nuked actually people twice, dropped chemical weapons on Vietnam, hired the nazi scientists after ww2... such a generous country

  • @junko4166
    @junko4166 3 года назад +4415

    "Sorry your business got destroyed. Here's 600 dollars."

  • @thelikebutton7290
    @thelikebutton7290 3 года назад +1120

    Americans: I’m poor, I need more money
    American Government: IM NOT YA DAD😤

    • @radicalbradical3164
      @radicalbradical3164 3 года назад +5

      Maybe have a fund for emergencies? Such as this

    • @NeoVelocity
      @NeoVelocity 3 года назад +8

      This was so perfect

    • @kalemv1183
      @kalemv1183 3 года назад +25

      @@radicalbradical3164 it's cute that you think everyone makes enough to build emergency funds.

    • @radicalbradical3164
      @radicalbradical3164 3 года назад +1

      @@kalemv1183 what’s stopping you from getting a better job if you’re not satisfied with your current one?

    • @kalemv1183
      @kalemv1183 3 года назад +27

      @@radicalbradical3164 I didn't say that I'm not making enough. Life experience has taught me that there's a large number of people who can't find decent paying work, and who ultimately just scrape by most of their lives. Good paying work is tough to come by, especially if circumstances don't allow people to pursue education or get into high demand employment. However, I'm guessing you're naive enough to believe it's just that easy for most people. Either you're too young, or too privileged, to understand the struggles of low income population.

  • @Joeyblondewolf2
    @Joeyblondewolf2 3 года назад +1235

    i'm surprised he didn't go missing after this video LOL so much truth!

    • @dickfiercesome6262
      @dickfiercesome6262 3 года назад +11

      He's not living in China you know

    • @adjasont128
      @adjasont128 3 года назад +39

      @@dickfiercesome6262 I mean with Biden as president he might as well be

    • @88ights
      @88ights 3 года назад +22

      @@adjasont128 Let's not bro 🤨

    • @yulilol7996
      @yulilol7996 3 года назад +1

      They replaced him w a clone

    • @yourgirllaurk
      @yourgirllaurk 3 года назад

      Only if it was some straight up dirt on the Clinton's.

  • @captainvoluntaryistthestat3207
    @captainvoluntaryistthestat3207 3 года назад +3180

    "Mr. Gov, we need money."
    Gov: "I'm NAT YO DADDY!"

    • @linkholder
      @linkholder 3 года назад +61

      We were your children around tax time U.S. Gov.

    • @thereak1361
      @thereak1361 3 года назад +5

      User name checks out

    • @pikachuu128
      @pikachuu128 3 года назад +2

      Me: $600 won’t even be enough for rent 🤦‍♂️ another funny skit to improve your mood during quarantine: ruclips.net/video/eVY7fEFkbnM/видео.html

    • @frankjaeger1711
      @frankjaeger1711 3 года назад

      I would like but it’s a 666. Don’t wanna ruin it.

    • @haps_idot
      @haps_idot 3 года назад +1

      777 likes damn...
      _It's perfect_

  • @Sesj02
    @Sesj02 3 года назад +1727

    This isn’t a skit, it’s an actual documentary of our government

  • @elythegod
    @elythegod 3 года назад +123

    “Griffy you too woke” 😭 the fourth wall don’t exist for this man

  • @SmoovDolla
    @SmoovDolla 3 года назад +199

    Its 80 dollars to wake up in California every day.😂

    • @jorayx
      @jorayx 3 года назад +33

      Caught a hint of clean oxygen and literally felt my wallet get lighter.

    • @alaska79
      @alaska79 3 года назад +3

      😂🤣

  • @helix7773
    @helix7773 3 года назад +2450

    "First rule of Fundraising, never give the money away."
    -Riley Freeman

  • @BasementBoyz
    @BasementBoyz 3 года назад +22254

    when griffy throws on the brown wig it's an instant hood classic

    • @Onerev1
      @Onerev1 3 года назад +122

      Fr,he a different breed lol

    • @shaded389
      @shaded389 3 года назад +23

      Ye

    • @guyman6446
      @guyman6446 3 года назад +41

      That is reserved for very spefic things.

    • @johnny3625
      @johnny3625 3 года назад +61

      Certified hood classic

    • @chrishosey7535
      @chrishosey7535 3 года назад +2

      True

  • @Sharpman76
    @Sharpman76 3 года назад +487

    lmao "fbi ain't comin' for me cuz brothas wanna be red pilled"

    • @hxyzazolchak
      @hxyzazolchak 3 года назад +31

      its crazy because they are jailing people for very basic things now in 2021

    • @justmyopinion1098
      @justmyopinion1098 3 года назад +19

      @ゆうた火坂 watch the movie The Matrix

    • @justmyopinion1098
      @justmyopinion1098 3 года назад +49

      @ゆうた火坂 blue pill means you’re asleep to what’s going on, red pill means you’re awake to what’s going on

    • @dansheffield4021
      @dansheffield4021 3 года назад +3

      @@justmyopinion1098 Pick one false reality over another. Based.

    • @crustykeycap5670
      @crustykeycap5670 3 года назад +7

      @ゆうた火坂 It’s a Matrix reference. Morpheus gives Anderson two pills to choose from. The red pill wakes Anderson up from the Matrix, while the blue pill keeps him from realizing he’s in a fake reality forever.

  • @VikingBadass94
    @VikingBadass94 3 года назад +787

    Government: only gives 600 dollars to it's citizens, and brags about it
    Me: you're not a clown, you're the whole circus

    • @oneflamingpotato7965
      @oneflamingpotato7965 3 года назад +21

      *entire circus

    • @VikingBadass94
      @VikingBadass94 3 года назад +4

      @@oneflamingpotato7965 yeah, I thought I got the meme wrong XD

    • @obreezy3151
      @obreezy3151 3 года назад +1

      Its “your a clown and you belong in a circus”

    • @normalbird1139
      @normalbird1139 3 года назад

      Bruh, we got just roughly 50 dollars in my country.

    • @VikingBadass94
      @VikingBadass94 3 года назад +1

      @@normalbird1139 50 dollars? Bruh...

  • @xeramura
    @xeramura 3 года назад +1670

    “Why would we give people their own money back? There would be no point of stealing it in the first place”

    • @rontey8804
      @rontey8804 3 года назад +59

      Mans is woke

    • @merpuffedy
      @merpuffedy 3 года назад

      Hey guys. Pov its the 3rd time seeing me. I make short skits like longbeachgriffy. I'm sorry I'm getting annoying, if you could take a risk and check them out that would make my day. Thanks guys🥰😇

    • @Pubify17
      @Pubify17 3 года назад

      Video of long beach griffy getting jumped in the mall💔 ruclips.net/video/KJlKylxFOY8/видео.html

    • @spoopyscaryskelebones3846
      @spoopyscaryskelebones3846 3 года назад

      @@rontey8804 woke? More like cringe

    • @ZomboidMania
      @ZomboidMania 3 года назад

      @@spoopyscaryskelebones3846 lol

  • @Sir_Depression
    @Sir_Depression 3 года назад +1184

    Griff said if the government not paying me. This sponsor will.

  • @Zetra7
    @Zetra7 3 года назад +860

    "We're literally paying people back their own tax money"
    You actually think you get to keep it? Like they aint gonna raise taxes as soon as 'they' deem the crisis is over? smh

    • @DockingFreidmanRecords
      @DockingFreidmanRecords 3 года назад +8

      Depends on who they raise the taxes on. Or if we really screwed than your hypothesis is correct. We're fricked!

    • @dwbpqfpg5929
      @dwbpqfpg5929 3 года назад +67

      The crisis isn't ever going to be over.
      The government/s across this country tasted the most addicting and destructive drug ever to be thought up. They tasted power and saw how easily they could get it. This shit is just the beginning.

    • @radicalbradical3164
      @radicalbradical3164 3 года назад +18

      Well the government needs to tax you. They're gonna tax you specially high on the democrat/socialist side. Nothing in this world is free I suggest you get used to it.

    • @martin9208
      @martin9208 3 года назад +13

      @@radicalbradical3164lol and what's wrong with taxes? they go to public projects, such as public schools, jobs programs, feeding the poor. people are suffering all the while, billionaires aren't contributing and enjoying 1 trillion tax cuts.
      "socialist side", i guess it's socialist to want free healthcare for all. to want, higher taxes for the rich so we could afford more public projects that benefit the community, maybe it is socialist. lmfao

    • @radicalbradical3164
      @radicalbradical3164 3 года назад +28

      @@martin9208 you do realize that taxing the rich however much AOC wants will bring about 720 billion per year. That alone won't cover free healthcare especially not in the fat society we live in. Or whatever the fuck that shitty green new deal is. So they'll have to tax the middle class even more.

  • @MQueretano2
    @MQueretano2 3 года назад +36

    "$250 should be enough for food, clothes and crack" 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @snawsu5105
    @snawsu5105 3 года назад +961

    His FBI agent listening into the conversation to hiself
    “I like the guy with the glasses”

  • @youssfhazem7310
    @youssfhazem7310 3 года назад +3560

    WE ARE LITERALLY PAYING PEOPLE BACK THEIR OWN MONEY LMAOOO

    • @halfhead4099
      @halfhead4099 3 года назад +123

      They really said: “Have you tried not being poor?”

    • @drehitemup9904
      @drehitemup9904 3 года назад +17

      Nah they're just printing new money

    • @eternalpunishment3922
      @eternalpunishment3922 3 года назад

      urgent Trump speech about Stimulus bill
      ruclips.net/video/ABYC7ikFIuY/видео.html

    • @tea576
      @tea576 3 года назад +17

      @@merpuffedy bot

    • @snyfilms1869
      @snyfilms1869 3 года назад +7

      @@drehitemup9904 and how do they pay for the printeds? Our tax dollars

  • @anonymousperson1771
    @anonymousperson1771 3 года назад +285

    "Their own tax money."
    *taxation is theft intensifies*

    • @Stef77777
      @Stef77777 3 года назад +5

      True and people voted for Biden...

    • @blackflagsnroses6013
      @blackflagsnroses6013 3 года назад +7

      @@Stef77777 the alternative is the same shit. None of these assholes are actually about tax breaks for workers, just the corporations. If they were real we’d have LVT to suspend all other taxes and just have the one

    • @yakarotsennin3115
      @yakarotsennin3115 Год назад

      Taxation is not theft, but in the case of the tax on Tea, it is when you don't have any say in the politics happening in Britain!

  • @mx1868
    @mx1868 3 года назад +182

    I love how his character is white but he still says the n word

    • @ineedhoez
      @ineedhoez 3 года назад +4

      😂😂😂😂

    • @nickabel8279
      @nickabel8279 3 года назад +16

      We call that equality

    • @TaeSunWoo
      @TaeSunWoo 3 года назад +10

      You’re acting like the actual government people don’t say it behind closed doors lol

    • @angefabricenda560
      @angefabricenda560 2 года назад +1

      @@TaeSunWoo that's true

  • @ranaypadarath
    @ranaypadarath 3 года назад +3657

    This content should win awards that don’t even exist yet

    • @leeawari2398
      @leeawari2398 3 года назад +12

      Yes

    • @mauz791
      @mauz791 3 года назад +5

      @@Pubify17 o rly?

    • @trianglelullaby384
      @trianglelullaby384 3 года назад +14

      @@mauz791 just report him fort unwanted commercial content and spam and move on

    • @merpuffedy
      @merpuffedy 3 года назад

      Hey guys. Pov its the 3rd time seeing me. I make short skits like longbeachgriffy. I'm sorry I'm getting annoying, if you could take a risk and check them out that would make my day. Thanks guys🥰😇..

    • @cavemanlovesmoke4394
      @cavemanlovesmoke4394 3 года назад

      🏆💯

  • @Al-ok1lj
    @Al-ok1lj 3 года назад +3068

    “We’re literally paying people back their own tax money.”

  • @rizznrk77
    @rizznrk77 Год назад +3

    4:37 when the chair just creaks as he leans back was pure audio perfection!!

  • @sylvesteruchia5263
    @sylvesteruchia5263 3 года назад +81

    "What's a lot to poor people 👀👀 "
    😂😂😂

    • @kokujin
      @kokujin 3 года назад +1

      *other griffy condemns*
      "Umm. Okay. So... What's a lot to poor people?"
      HAHAHAHAHAH.

  • @nirelli476
    @nirelli476 3 года назад +1919

    “We’re in debt” “No we’re not, that’s just something we tell Americans so they pay more taxes” 👀

  • @angryshino9092
    @angryshino9092 3 года назад +1141

    The real reason they wanted to give us $600 is because they just wanted everyone to buy a PlayStation 5

    • @TheDestroyer73
      @TheDestroyer73 3 года назад +51

      till they canceled it...now we aint getting shit again

    • @harmankang6883
      @harmankang6883 3 года назад +11

      No the xbox series x

    • @krithiksingh
      @krithiksingh 3 года назад +2

      @@TheDestroyer73 its being re negotiated, we gonna get something

    • @cookncrook6902
      @cookncrook6902 3 года назад

      M&P sport 2 😉

    • @reesetwist2290
      @reesetwist2290 3 года назад +1

      Lol now that is a good one

  • @benjamincalloway
    @benjamincalloway 3 года назад +469

    Don't forget that they *still* aren't giving stimulus to dependent students

    • @br9760
      @br9760 3 года назад +72

      So stupid. College dependents are the least likely folks to get stable employment seeing as how they take the (currently closed) jobs to pay off college. They literally have to either go home, go into HUGE debt, or quit college. So stupid. Wealthiest country in the world can't even pay for its future leaders education? Disgraceful.

    • @mememon5010
      @mememon5010 3 года назад +41

      @@br9760 future leaders? that's where you're wrong. only old farts stay in power. lol

    • @coldblooded568
      @coldblooded568 3 года назад +8

      Right. Like whether someone is living with someone else or not, they need money too

    • @Aaron-qw1vr
      @Aaron-qw1vr 3 года назад +13

      @@br9760 NAH bro you dead wrong here. US is just like UK. All our politicians are groomed at Eton College and the TOP TOP TOP schools. They ain’t workin part time to pay fees.
      Our PM Boris says he wants to resign because a £150k salary isn’t enough to send his kid to Eton. Can’t think of a single US or UK leader that was poor.
      Although UK leaders at least look the part.

    • @Wubsy96
      @Wubsy96 3 года назад

      *OOF*

  • @IDK-sj2tw
    @IDK-sj2tw 3 года назад +63

    “We literally paying back their own money “
    I’m dead😂💀

  • @joshuamendoza6682
    @joshuamendoza6682 3 года назад +2641

    Griffy during the Lockdown: "I'm staying home... I'm staying home"

    • @skengbruvv7746
      @skengbruvv7746 3 года назад +1

      I’m gay for griffy 😅😁

    • @Crona_Gowther_Kanato
      @Crona_Gowther_Kanato 3 года назад +1

      Lmao Trick2G: “ I BEEN DOIN THIS SHIT!”

    • @jaheimlawrences8371
      @jaheimlawrences8371 3 года назад +2

      @MrBeast ✓⃝ Betta you gahh yuh bed

    • @Davidscomix
      @Davidscomix 3 года назад

      @@skengbruvv7746 Good for you

    • @merpuffedy
      @merpuffedy 3 года назад +3

      Hey guys. I make short skits like longbeachgriffy. NO I'm not a bot. The world could use another laugh😇🥰

  • @dotheneedful55
    @dotheneedful55 3 года назад +404

    I come here for parody, not accurate journalism.

  • @wowdhaewow8901
    @wowdhaewow8901 2 года назад +29

    "are you new to being white? And in the government?.... Fucking square." 😂 Lol Griffy always knows how to hit several groups at once. Love this guy

  • @Rebecca23434
    @Rebecca23434 3 года назад +51

    "We're literally paying people back their own tax money...that's where the stimulus is coming from...THEM!" I died! and then had to think??

  • @saitama3805
    @saitama3805 3 года назад +1859

    “Does the US government care?” Isn’t that printed on the $100 bill somewhere?

    • @Pubify17
      @Pubify17 3 года назад

      Video of long beach griffy getting jumped in the mall💔 ruclips.net/video/KJlKylxFOY8/видео.html

    • @frontkick2thedome
      @frontkick2thedome 3 года назад +107

      @@Pubify17 mfs really be trying anything to get views these days 😂

    • @ShenaeGrace
      @ShenaeGrace 3 года назад +3

      @@Pubify17 can you believe in your own name or nah?

    • @Trey2024GrindTime
      @Trey2024GrindTime 3 года назад

      @@ShenaeGrace u kinda cute boo whats yo ig

    • @piyushdahiya3696
      @piyushdahiya3696 3 года назад

      @@Trey2024GrindTime @ShenaeGracex

  • @andrewesquivel4
    @andrewesquivel4 3 года назад +3771

    If Griffy goes missing here soon, we’ll know why.
    Edit: I’m loving the banter on this thread, thank you for the likes everyone ♥️

    • @MauricioJara
      @MauricioJara 3 года назад +35

      Don’t. Please.

    • @cherio7114
      @cherio7114 3 года назад +43

      really hope he doesn’t hes a good person

    • @yashjha7670
      @yashjha7670 3 года назад +26

      na it'snot China

    • @gamehub2641
      @gamehub2641 3 года назад +30

      honestly; feds be lurkin bruh

    • @WackyPets809
      @WackyPets809 3 года назад +38

      @@gamehub2641 they really do be lurking bruh, just look at how they caught that African guy that said he knew how to cure cancer.

  • @ricowhiterider
    @ricowhiterider 3 года назад +38

    Griffy is using his range to educate people about taxes. He truly is a hero :)

  • @apexpredatorXx
    @apexpredatorXx 3 года назад +13

    The leather chair really played his part well at 4:37

  • @yazzymercado8030
    @yazzymercado8030 3 года назад +576

    "They got money for wars, but can't feed the poor" Tupac

    • @michaels.125
      @michaels.125 3 года назад +28

      "Weapons not food, not homes, not shoes
      Not need, just feed the war cannibal animal
      I walk tha corner to tha rubble that used to be a library
      Line up to tha mind cemetery now
      What we don't know keeps tha contracts alive an movin'
      They don't gotta burn tha books they just remove 'em
      While arms warehouses fill as quick as tha cells
      Rally round tha family, pockets full of shells..."
      Bulls on Parade - Rage Against the Machine

    • @michaels.125
      @michaels.125 3 года назад +6

      @Patient 957 There are 3 factions that control oil in Iraq: Shiites, Sunnis, and Kurds. Depending on which Western Faction that supports those secterian factions affects the outcome of prices via supply & demand. This is why as an Iraq War Veteran I do not support allowing Russia to overtake US control of these fields with Iranian, Syrian, and Chinese oversight. The fact of the matter is that British and American corporations have been influencing the Middle East since the early 1900's but now we are giving it away to the communists because we lost the long-term strategic advantage. Expect prices to go up even higher & higher in the near future and don't forget that almost everything in your life revolves around petrochemicals..

    • @kingofgrim4761
      @kingofgrim4761 3 года назад +7

      Fun fact, they can give EVERY person in the US including children, $2,000 each and we’d still be only spending 1/3 of our military budget

    • @michaels.125
      @michaels.125 3 года назад +1

      @Rizwan TBH, i don't think that is a big deal and the reason is because we have alot of Jewish/Israeli dual citizens in America and even though they don't practice the religion of the establishment, they don't try to destroy it either. They conform to the society in which they are a part of and that is a good thing. Also, if we didn't support Israel, they would be destroyed by pro-Islam nation states.

    • @michaels.125
      @michaels.125 3 года назад

      @@kingofgrim4761 #facts, that's why Griffy cynicism is justified and the anti-humor is relevant.

  • @sirCRASHtheGreat
    @sirCRASHtheGreat 3 года назад +387

    "Food, clothes, crack, and gucci belts"
    The US Government

    • @merpuffedy
      @merpuffedy 3 года назад

      Hey guys. Pov its the 3rd time seeing me. I make short skits like longbeachgriffy. I'm sorry... I'm getting annoying, if you could take a risk and check them out that would make my day. Thanks guys🥰😇!

    • @noepadilla1533
      @noepadilla1533 3 года назад +11

      @@merpuffedy shut up

    • @Pubify17
      @Pubify17 3 года назад

      Video of long beach griffy getting jumped in the mall💔 ruclips.net/video/KJlKylxFOY8/видео.html

  • @nathaniel404
    @nathaniel404 3 года назад +18

    We're literally paying people there own tax money
    THAT SHIT HURT 🤕

  • @harrobye8233
    @harrobye8233 3 года назад +54

    Nobody talking bout how good griiffy is at acting

    • @theeternalnow6506
      @theeternalnow6506 2 года назад

      He's a great comedic actor indeed. Only seen his stuff since a week but he's got hilarious comedic timing and expressions and concepts.

  • @TheBIGP6
    @TheBIGP6 3 года назад +492

    “Crack & Gucci belts”
    ~Griffy 2020

    • @chefdrizzle3821
      @chefdrizzle3821 3 года назад +3

      Sad and funny truth 😂

    • @radicalbradical3164
      @radicalbradical3164 3 года назад +2

      most people are too stupid to understand economics and think that this money is free from the government. They don't realize taxes gonna have to be raised.

    • @Shadow-gc6le
      @Shadow-gc6le 3 года назад +4

      @@radicalbradical3164 most people who use this line don't realize that taxes have already been raised to the point the richest are paying an effective rate lower then the middle class. They also don't realize that it doesn't matter because THE ECONOMY IS IN FUCKING RUINS, IF SOMETHING ISN'T DONE TO STOP THE AVERAGE PERSON FROM ENDING UP ON THE STREET JOBLESS, AND WITHOUT THE MONEY TO FEED THEMSELVES RIOTS WILL ONLY GET WORSE AND THE ECONOMY WILL PLUMMET FURTHER.

    • @radicalbradical3164
      @radicalbradical3164 3 года назад

      @@Shadow-gc6le My family seems to be doing just fine and both of my parents earn around 40K a year. We own a house we all have good up to date phones and yet their 401K is booming and they have enough money to put me through college. It's nt the government's fault it's just bad economics on a lot of people's hands.

    • @noneofyourbusiness3341
      @noneofyourbusiness3341 3 года назад

      💀💀🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @ludmillapierre-louis7491
    @ludmillapierre-louis7491 3 года назад +1141

    The us government is literally Mr. krabs. Tell me I'm wrong.

    • @yootoob8303
      @yootoob8303 3 года назад +11

      You're wrong. Look at how much the government spends (which is mostly for the sake of Americans, though I won't say that some of the spending isn't misguided) vs how much it rakes .

    • @riceplays4787
      @riceplays4787 3 года назад +21

      I'm wrong

    • @ludmillapierre-louis7491
      @ludmillapierre-louis7491 3 года назад +16

      @@yootoob8303 which makes it all the more worse.

    • @yootoob8303
      @yootoob8303 3 года назад +1

      @@ludmillapierre-louis7491 So are you saying America should spend less as a measure against the increasing deficit or spend more despite the deficit?

    • @JOHNNY-ph5kf
      @JOHNNY-ph5kf 3 года назад +8

      Sponge boy me Bob

  • @phelisejoy7118
    @phelisejoy7118 3 года назад +62

    Damn Griffy, where did you get this actual footage of Congress

  • @Z000TED
    @Z000TED 3 года назад +20

    *“Damn that’s crazy!, Look make it work man” 😭😭”*

  • @ibrahima3723
    @ibrahima3723 3 года назад +2045

    This is offensive and inaccurate. It implies that there's actually someone who cares in the government.

  • @davymugire8581
    @davymugire8581 3 года назад +2714

    "what's a lot to poor people?"
    "It's not what is a lot to poor people it's about their livelihood"
    "So, what's a lot to poor people?"

    • @jritz619
      @jritz619 3 года назад +9

      A down payment on a home is a lot. I’m fine with that.

    • @Greenkitten45
      @Greenkitten45 3 года назад +7

      A college tuition

    • @lildeepthroat3344
      @lildeepthroat3344 3 года назад +6

      Ay, I wouldn’t even give em 5,000 that’s a lot times that by the American population that’s like $11,000,000,000,000 dollars

    • @lildeepthroat3344
      @lildeepthroat3344 3 года назад +1

      But I would have gone with $1800-$2570

    • @lildeepthroat3344
      @lildeepthroat3344 3 года назад +3

      Even though that still sound like a lot, America is expensive

  • @byronsmessedupmind5546
    @byronsmessedupmind5546 3 года назад +17

    The laughter behind saying “FAIR”, I felt the pain 😭😭😭

  • @hbkkpaco6205
    @hbkkpaco6205 3 года назад +21

    The fact he knows too much and stops himself 😳😳

  • @VanessaNaomiR
    @VanessaNaomiR 3 года назад +1954

    “Are you new to being white?” How does he always come up with these salty lines 😂😂 10/10 for originality since day 1

    • @lightbowden
      @lightbowden 3 года назад

      ruclips.net/video/qEgC08qv1ug/видео.html

    • @user-ij5sw7fd6x
      @user-ij5sw7fd6x 3 года назад +19

      Whites are suffering as well though

    • @ausetlashes4243
      @ausetlashes4243 3 года назад +58

      @@user-ij5sw7fd6x all people are

    • @pokemonjhotomaster
      @pokemonjhotomaster 3 года назад +9

      “And working for the US government?”😂😂😂

    • @user-ij5sw7fd6x
      @user-ij5sw7fd6x 3 года назад +9

      @@ausetlashes4243 Exactly

  • @n.zakariacoulibaly3894
    @n.zakariacoulibaly3894 3 года назад +1066

    "Why should I give Americans their own hard earned money? That doesn't even make sense" Lmao

    • @ThePumpkinRot
      @ThePumpkinRot 3 года назад +17

      These russian bots are getting out of control!

    • @spidefire9984
      @spidefire9984 3 года назад +3

      *hard earned.... Hard earned money

    • @triforcewill
      @triforcewill 3 года назад

      Lmao why would we care about our own citizens

  • @user-zb3yl1wu8u
    @user-zb3yl1wu8u 3 года назад +31

    Gonna tell my kids this was actual congress making life-changing decisions

  • @far2kthoughts158
    @far2kthoughts158 3 года назад +10

    Griffy: before w--
    LITERALLY EVERYONE: **SKIPS**

  • @sinist3rr_dubs290
    @sinist3rr_dubs290 3 года назад +582

    "I mean we're already in debt. No we're not, that's just something we tell Americans so they pay more taxes." 👀

    • @jogo3278
      @jogo3278 3 года назад +46

      That line hit the hardest

    • @synccrow114
      @synccrow114 3 года назад +39

      Better stop for the men in suits get at you 😂

    • @ashina5924
      @ashina5924 3 года назад +86

      the debt is literally only brought up when it comes to spending money on the people, it wasnt brought up when the military got a 110billion dollar raise on their 700bill dollar budget but ask for free college which costs 55billion every one brings up the debt when the increase alone in the military budget is double the amount of money. THE INCREASE ALONE WAS DOUBLE THE MONEY NEEDED FOR FREE COLLEGE. No one brought up the debt when the govt dumped 6 trillion to the stock market in the span of 3 weeks in march which is way more than the stimulus checks. No one brought up the debt when private healthcare costs us double the amount of money per capita and put 500000 people into bankruptcy every year which is detrimental to the "debt".

    • @Thundergod_Ash
      @Thundergod_Ash 3 года назад +26

      @@ashina5924 Becareful out here

    • @ziya31
      @ziya31 3 года назад

      @@synccrow114 😭

  • @yoitsyoel5182
    @yoitsyoel5182 3 года назад +1456

    When humor is the sad reality of america’s society

  • @CarnageRulez469
    @CarnageRulez469 3 года назад +3

    4:42 THIS MAN SPITTIN SO HARD HE ASKIN’ HIMSELF TO PULL IT BACK!!!!

  • @goblinbabe
    @goblinbabe 3 года назад +19

    Honestly the only thing that makes me feel better about this country is the fact that we’re able to insult and mock our government without getting executed by the state

    • @Jfrost211
      @Jfrost211 2 года назад +2

      Don't worry man your freedom of speech will be taken soon. Starts with political correctness...

    • @zachc80
      @zachc80 Год назад +1

      "Sometimes" 😂

  • @qxotuffy1280
    @qxotuffy1280 3 года назад +241

    "I think we should be fair"
    *Mysteriously dies of a sickness 3weeks later*

    • @purplekitkatemily
      @purplekitkatemily 3 года назад +18

      They killed jfk for much less

    • @jay2fast2
      @jay2fast2 3 года назад

      Imma RUclipsr that makes funny vids and skits kinda like LongBeachGriffy you should check them out if you have time 🙏🏽🙏🏽

    • @joshuarivera5099
      @joshuarivera5099 3 года назад

      @@jay2fast2 no

    • @latetootheparty
      @latetootheparty 3 года назад +1

      I’m surprised they did kill him for suggesting 5k 😂💀

    • @jackieacheson4928
      @jackieacheson4928 3 года назад +1

      No. "Suicided"

  • @CosmicInertia
    @CosmicInertia 3 года назад +3130

    The U.S constitution: the people in America basically control the country not the government.
    Government: We don't do that here.
    Edit: just a joke

    • @kyoakland
      @kyoakland 3 года назад +78

      facts

    • @quill7889
      @quill7889 3 года назад +33

      Fax

    • @jay2fast2
      @jay2fast2 3 года назад +15

      Imma RUclipsr that makes funny vids and skits kinda like LongBeachGriffy you should check them out if you have time 🙏🏽🙏🏽

    • @moneer7139
      @moneer7139 3 года назад +23

      That's what I was thinking when we were reviewing the Constitution in US hist

    • @Pubify17
      @Pubify17 3 года назад +1

      Video of long beach griffy getting jumped in the mall💔 ruclips.net/video/KJlKylxFOY8/видео.html

  • @deedelta9263
    @deedelta9263 3 года назад +8

    3:17 "daaamn! that's crazy! Look, make it work." LMAO

  • @Spectre-qd9tq
    @Spectre-qd9tq 3 года назад

    This guy is the absolute best. His content is the moat risky and intense shit that we really need right now. Finding him last year has been a blessing.
    Keep it up man. Love all the content you put out that crosses lines that shouldnt even be there to begin with. You the man

  • @christopherramsey7027
    @christopherramsey7027 3 года назад +903

    The fact that 90% of the money is going to other stuff is just ridiculous.

    • @yootoob8303
      @yootoob8303 3 года назад +7

      Have you taken a look into what's in the package? A lot of the money is going to small businesses that are struggling (like small name restaurants for example), airlines, theaters, vaccine distribution, unemployment benefits, etc... COVID relief doesn't just mean putting money in people's pockets

    • @tomhawk375
      @tomhawk375 3 года назад +56

      It’s getting laundered through the defense industry.

    • @danielroberts2012
      @danielroberts2012 3 года назад +79

      bruh that money is not going to small business just like the first stimulus package did not go to small business...

    • @yootoob8303
      @yootoob8303 3 года назад +3

      @@danielroberts2012 Then, for example, tell me what the PPP is thrn

    • @tristanrodriguez3098
      @tristanrodriguez3098 3 года назад +47

      @@yootoob8303 you mean the program that was giving millions to some high end brazilian restaurant franchise and shake shack yup those are some nice small businesses😆

  • @_SeeYouSpaceCowboy
    @_SeeYouSpaceCowboy 3 года назад +607

    He’s actually being more accurate than people think. One side is yelling for money, the other is yelling for austerity. Griffy a sly genius.

    • @merpuffedy
      @merpuffedy 3 года назад +1

      Can you guys check out my short funny skits I make? Griffy has been my biggest inspiration. The world could use a laugh during these times. Thanks guys 🙏 😇...

    • @ij1376
      @ij1376 3 года назад +3

      When you say austerity what do you mean exactly? Sorry I'm stupid.

    • @19Sephirot93
      @19Sephirot93 3 года назад +23

      @@merpuffedy Imagine being so desperate to copy paste self promoting and not getting how pathetic and wrong it is. Shame on you.
      Also, I reported you

    • @supersigma2013
      @supersigma2013 3 года назад +11

      @@merpuffedy i would if you were not self promoting

    • @itoo4884
      @itoo4884 3 года назад +2

      @@ij1376A little complicated but the simplest answer is reducing government spending.

  • @numberoneappgames
    @numberoneappgames 3 года назад +1

    That was a roller coaster of a video.

  • @felixmak4727
    @felixmak4727 2 года назад

    One of the earliest videos that I've watched prior to subscribing to you.

  • @bamxstar4859
    @bamxstar4859 3 года назад +496

    The government: Here’s 600 while I’m being nice. Pay the rent and save the rest

    • @no-fc9tp
      @no-fc9tp 3 года назад +68

      “save the rest”. 🤣 rent is more than the stimulus

    • @thecook8964
      @thecook8964 3 года назад +19

      Nope, doesn't cover the rent

    • @cavemanlovesmoke4394
      @cavemanlovesmoke4394 3 года назад +6

      Richie rich over here "save the rest" 😂
      This stim should send a message from our gov - *"WE DONT GIVE A FUCK ABOUT YOU"*
      🤷‍♂️

    • @komlat253
      @komlat253 3 года назад +7

      Damn save the rest. what rest? finish the rent payment 1st haha

    • @787blah
      @787blah 3 года назад +8

      I just need to know where rent is $600

  • @fakevelocity6686
    @fakevelocity6686 3 года назад +963

    “We’re paying people their own tax money”
    *we have been lied to*

    • @HearMeLearn
      @HearMeLearn 3 года назад +18

      we have been cheated and lied to

    • @eternalpunishment3922
      @eternalpunishment3922 3 года назад +2

      urgent Trump speech about Stimulus bill
      ruclips.net/video/ABYC7ikFIuY/видео.html

    • @merpuffedy
      @merpuffedy 3 года назад +1

      Hey guys. I make short skits like longbeachgriffy. NO I'm not a bot. The world could use another laugh😇🥰...

    • @dirt7763
      @dirt7763 3 года назад +1

      Never thought about it that way

    • @cloudstrife6911
      @cloudstrife6911 3 года назад +27

      Where in the hell did you think the government gets the money it spends? Did you think it grew on trees or appeared out of thin air? I swear the future is doomed

  • @Vibes.d
    @Vibes.d 3 года назад +10

    “Damn that’s crazy make it work”

  • @user-rp5or1ik5l
    @user-rp5or1ik5l 3 года назад +11

    Griffy just got himself into the FBI watchlist in 3 minutes, welp, welcome to the party comrade

  • @IveSeenSomeStuff
    @IveSeenSomeStuff 3 года назад +681

    I honestly don’t doubt that this conversation was really spoken on in the office.

    • @parthkoul7932
      @parthkoul7932 3 года назад +20

      You mean Congress? Because the office doesn’t decide stimulus checks

    • @IveSeenSomeStuff
      @IveSeenSomeStuff 3 года назад +9

      @@parthkoul7932 yes correct and thanks for correcting me lol

    • @TRBPLAYS786
      @TRBPLAYS786 3 года назад

      Sub to therealbass

    • @dizxie9810
      @dizxie9810 3 года назад

      U mean Congress 😂😂dumbass

    • @TimothyAlexzander
      @TimothyAlexzander 3 года назад +1

      Probably was
      just in a professional manner

  • @donaldthomson8735
    @donaldthomson8735 3 года назад +404

    "They just need to just pull themselves up by their bootstraps". This isn't even parody anymore it's just simply what's happening

    • @iwantsexseemyvideo4988
      @iwantsexseemyvideo4988 3 года назад +2

      ♨️

    • @mustang9549
      @mustang9549 3 года назад +5

      But it’s been happening. Just took a pandemic in a more technological ere in time for us to start seeing how these politicians are no better than your average criminal.

    • @IncognitoSprax
      @IncognitoSprax 3 года назад +11

      The biggest joke of all is that the bootstraps thing was originally created as satire because its impossible to pull oneself up by their own bootstraps. So when rich people use that saying they're basically telling the poor to go fuck themselves.

    • @donaldthomson8735
      @donaldthomson8735 3 года назад +5

      @@mustang9549 I'm very aware of how both parties and their politicians conduct themselves trust me, after all I'm a political junkie. I disavow both parties but I recognize that the Republican party is just significantly worse.

    • @donaldthomson8735
      @donaldthomson8735 3 года назад

      @@IncognitoSprax Exactly and it's the saying of the Republican party and right leaning commentators too

  • @izzywashington5461
    @izzywashington5461 3 года назад

    I watched that last 2 ads just cuz Griffy keep it 💪🏽

  • @cybervoid8442
    @cybervoid8442 3 года назад +8

    He is absolutely right about the debt in the end

  • @Senseirey
    @Senseirey 3 года назад +1037

    “We are the US government all we do is take things”.
    The sad truth

    • @merpuffedy
      @merpuffedy 3 года назад +2

      Hey guys. I make short skits like longbeachgriffy. NO I'm not a bot. The world could use another laugh😇🥰!

    • @gaimyt
      @gaimyt 3 года назад +2

      I mean they kinda have too

    • @Needler13
      @Needler13 3 года назад +14

      Because we only have right wings in america. There is no left wing and when people like AOC and Bernie comes in, very middle left, they're considered socialist and Communist. So there is nothing more than rich people controlling the country

    • @burst6553
      @burst6553 3 года назад +5

      @@merpuffedy dude stop begging for subs work for it like everyone else

    • @cry1pticzer773
      @cry1pticzer773 3 года назад +1

      @MrBeast ✓⃝ this is a bot report him

  • @_mad_cat_
    @_mad_cat_ 3 года назад +354

    Love him or hate him, Griffy is spitting facts.

    • @kriptonita8030
      @kriptonita8030 3 года назад +10

      Who tf hate him

    • @yootoob8303
      @yootoob8303 3 года назад +2

      Nah not really. There's a lot of misleading information in this video. Feel free to look do your own research to try to get the facts

    • @honorsmith9612
      @honorsmith9612 3 года назад +4

      @@yootoob8303 A lot of this is accurate and hey shocker! There is a lot of exaggeration and comedy in this video almost as if this is for entertainment.

    • @yootoob8303
      @yootoob8303 3 года назад

      @@honorsmith9612 Sure, but people are taking it as truth. For example, America is in fact very much in debt

    • @8-1reaper40
      @8-1reaper40 3 года назад

      @@kriptonita8030 that’s what I’m wondering. No one hates him. There’s no reason to.

  • @clairemora7715
    @clairemora7715 3 года назад

    Bruh I just discovered your channel. Where have you been all my life? You nailed this ish 😂😂😂

  • @donovanevans3019
    @donovanevans3019 3 года назад +3

    fbi lookin at this vid like “aye steve that was you at that meeting ahahaha” 😂😂😂

  • @examplename2624
    @examplename2624 3 года назад +616

    Don’t forget the 1.5 million for “examining lizards on treadmills” what an absolute joke

    • @ixishadesixi5101
      @ixishadesixi5101 3 года назад +69

      Don’t forget 4.5 million to spray alcoholic rats with bobcat urine. 🤦🏻‍♂️

    • @Romulu5
      @Romulu5 3 года назад +6

      Really?!

    • @haps_idot
      @haps_idot 3 года назад +5

      I'm getting Pinky and The Brain vibes rn

    • @angelinemarsland
      @angelinemarsland 3 года назад +32

      @@Romulu5 yes really. Actually. Also 36 mill the NIH spent this year to research why stress makes hair turn gray 🤦🏽‍♀️

    • @Romulu5
      @Romulu5 3 года назад +7

      @@angelinemarsland :)) I also know they want to address the huge problem of statues gender. My good. That is gov spending for you. Incredible.

  • @SeasonalHoriz0n
    @SeasonalHoriz0n 3 года назад +308

    *The Government: “He’s too dangerous to be left alive”*

  • @liberatedilla
    @liberatedilla 3 года назад +22

    “Crack and Gucci belts”?!🤣 I wasn’t ready

  • @go_better
    @go_better 2 года назад

    This channel is crazy! So many movie ideas!

  • @gill426
    @gill426 3 года назад +249

    "The stimulus package for the US citizens...?"
    *"Ooohhhhooooooo, sometimes I forget that we have US citizens!!!"*
    👊🏼🤣🤣🤣
    I legit fell off my chair laughing. This is hilarious and it's also terrifying.

  • @LeeLee007
    @LeeLee007 3 года назад +531

    They really said fuck us, while walking around in their Paris Hilton “Stop Being Poor” t-shirts.

    • @merpuffedy
      @merpuffedy 3 года назад

      Hey guys. Pov its the 3rd time seeing me. I make short skits like longbeachgriffy. I'm sorry I'm getting annoying, if you could take a risk and check them out that would make my day. Thanks guys🥰😇!.!

    • @andrewwuebker1084
      @andrewwuebker1084 3 года назад +6

      Meanwhile, AOC is selling $60 sweatshirts and thinks Trump is the problem 💀

    • @jackieacheson4928
      @jackieacheson4928 3 года назад +2

      While they're eating their $12 a pint ice cream.

    • @boygenius538_8
      @boygenius538_8 3 года назад +1

      @@andrewwuebker1084 they’re produced in America that’s why they’re expensive

  • @GVGINU
    @GVGINU 3 года назад

    The end of the video got me more than the rest of it.

  • @cocorain6549
    @cocorain6549 3 года назад +2

    Best believe a VARIATION of this conversation took place with the powers that be,

  • @ivanafuckalot
    @ivanafuckalot 3 года назад +123

    Give Americans $600 from their own taxes.
    _Social Security has left the chat_

    • @pinkishdiamondz
      @pinkishdiamondz 3 года назад +1

      Great one

    • @oscarparedes4033
      @oscarparedes4033 3 года назад +4

      What Social Security? They’ve been broke for years 😂

    • @IncognitoSprax
      @IncognitoSprax 3 года назад +2

      @@oscarparedes4033 Defunded* for years
      Now I wait for my assassination

  • @adandelgado3
    @adandelgado3 3 года назад +71

    “Oh shit, yo sometimes i forget we have Us Citizens” He just summed up the history of the Us

    • @merpuffedy
      @merpuffedy 3 года назад

      Hey guys. Pov its the 3rd time seeing me. I make short skits like longbeachgriffy. I'm sorry I'm getting annoying, if you could take a risk and check them out that would make my day. Thanks guys🥰😇!!!!

  • @davidabernathy3197
    @davidabernathy3197 3 года назад

    The closing line is gold

  • @PHOEBEE69
    @PHOEBEE69 3 года назад +6

    These wigs are too funny lmao...”crack” lmao

  • @ocean6822
    @ocean6822 3 года назад +574

    This is entertaining but guys "hes telling yall the truth wake up everything's not a joke.

    • @kyoakland
      @kyoakland 3 года назад +5

      true

    • @TitanPrime-dl6lo
      @TitanPrime-dl6lo 3 года назад +9

      What can we do about it?

    • @jay2fast2
      @jay2fast2 3 года назад +3

      Imma RUclipsr that makes funny vids and skits kinda like LongBeachGriffy you should check them out if you have time 🙏🏽🙏🏽

    • @nerissaalveraz556
      @nerissaalveraz556 3 года назад

      Tbh

    • @thecook8964
      @thecook8964 3 года назад +1

      Ya, like George Carlin- not funny, just the truth

  • @ibannash
    @ibannash 3 года назад +89

    Griffy goes home:
    FBI in his house: Take a seat over there.

    • @SDguy3030
      @SDguy3030 3 года назад

      Btw way, this was you on this phone call right? Come with us.

  • @fullmetaltheorist
    @fullmetaltheorist 3 года назад +14

    *"We're the US government all we do is take."*
    Iraq : 👁️👄👁️