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  • Опубликовано: 2 фев 2017
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  • @ytcomposer
    @ytcomposer 7 лет назад +55

    It kills me every time Burr riffs in character. There's almost no one alive who can do it with his style. No exaggeration.

    • @tracystephens5014
      @tracystephens5014 5 лет назад +3

      No exaggeration needed

    • @rebecca7410
      @rebecca7410 4 года назад +1

      @Inebriatd In that case I want to move there, as Bill cracks me up and I would genuinely love to marry someone who talked and joked like him. I'd be pissing myself laughing every day!!

  • @ClydeHidershaj
    @ClydeHidershaj 7 лет назад +44

    Just saw your Netflix special. One of the funniest stand up specials I've ever seen.

  • @markcarey67
    @markcarey67 4 года назад +9

    Don't forget Bill was in the best trial drama ever - Tron Carter Law and Order w/Chappelle ..."I plead the fif!!!"

    • @static1217
      @static1217 3 года назад

      And when he orders a beer he orders a Samuel Jackson

    • @RustCole01
      @RustCole01 3 года назад

      lol, dude that is one of my favorite Chappelle episodes ever. Burr busts thru the door and yells "Shut that fuckin dog up" and then shoots the dog in the head. And then his testimony on the stand.... shit was priceless.

    • @sloanmagnum5009
      @sloanmagnum5009 2 года назад

      Haha !!! fif !!!!

  • @Vyral714
    @Vyral714 4 года назад +9

    "Puttin' cheese in your f**ken caboose, or whatever it is they do up there.."
    Lmao 😂😂

  • @MAINYGAMERS
    @MAINYGAMERS 2 года назад +3

    5:53 "If he took a swing at the cop, thats a good episode" funny af lol

  • @KillerCornMuffin
    @KillerCornMuffin 2 года назад +2

    Rhymes with boober, c'mon Billy Eilish!
    Also I love how you read the email and not the ad, it's gold.

  • @tonywords6713
    @tonywords6713 4 года назад +23

    12 Angry Men and Paths of Glory are great “trial” movies

    • @zarreff
      @zarreff 4 года назад +13

      And My Cousin Vinny!

  • @bakpfeife2224
    @bakpfeife2224 6 лет назад +4

    Oh no... he is gonna make the "playing catch with your kid" bit a reality. I love it.

  • @canag0d
    @canag0d 5 лет назад +37

    Dude when you sang the Canadian national anthem and went to French I nearly pissed my pants. I’m Canadian and they used to play the anthem every day in school of course and they usually played the bi-lingual version. I always just sang 20% of the words right and sang gibberish the other 80%. AND I TOOK FRENCH FOR 10 YEARS!!! (As pretty much all Canadians do).
    I approve!

    • @chuckiebrownbfly
      @chuckiebrownbfly 3 года назад +1

      This. My mom was an educator an made sure her class always new the French version. Was always so mad I didn't learn it

    • @canag0d
      @canag0d 3 года назад +1

      chuckiebrownbfly There’s a great chance your mothers heart was broken thinking she could teach English kids French.

    • @Psyborgasm
      @Psyborgasm 2 года назад

      Never took French and am Canadian so nope not all Canadians do this

    • @markpozsar5785
      @markpozsar5785 Год назад

      @@Psyborgasm good for you, you only speak one language

    • @Psyborgasm
      @Psyborgasm Год назад

      @@markpozsar5785 so if you dont speak french you only speak one language, haha fuck french

  • @snomad2248
    @snomad2248 7 лет назад +63

    I feel bad for his daughter, she doesn't have a name.

    • @jesslovesrammstein
      @jesslovesrammstein 7 лет назад +17

      It's Lola.

    • @tehjamerz
      @tehjamerz 5 лет назад +34

      I thought it was "Nia's Insurance Policy"?

    • @HittokiriBatosai
      @HittokiriBatosai 4 года назад +5

      Didn't take him long to let it slip. He tried for a bit, bleeped it the first time he let it slip then just figured fuck it.

    • @davidcrutchfield2973
      @davidcrutchfield2973 4 года назад

      @@HittokiriBatosai km

    • @cadillacdeville5828
      @cadillacdeville5828 3 года назад +4

      @@tehjamerz she's been with him for over 15 years, she doesn't need one.

  • @KobaAM
    @KobaAM 6 лет назад +49

    "We're gonna make it great again...
    *off in distance* ... HES GON' MAKE IT GREAT AGAIN."

    • @eddiebear34
      @eddiebear34 4 года назад +1

      Why do people quote what's in a video, that anyone reading it obviously came to watch?

    • @philorgneopolotin8762
      @philorgneopolotin8762 3 года назад +2

      Eddie Bruce literally who cares? 43 people liked it and you’re the only one bitching about it

    • @raymay9276
      @raymay9276 3 года назад +2

      @@eddiebear34 I didn't mind reading it

  • @Obsessed_With_Corgis
    @Obsessed_With_Corgis 4 года назад +11

    Listening to this 3 years later, and (as someone born/raised/still living in Atlanta) I cringed so hard when he talked up the Falcons in the Super Bowl. We lost so bad in the second half we had to build a whole new stadium for the home games. As if THAT was the fucking problem that was keeping us down haha

    • @RustCole01
      @RustCole01 3 года назад +1

      Dude, I am from Boston and it is amazing to me that the Falcons essentially gave up on feeding the ball to Freeman. Every time he got the ball in the 1st half Patriot's fans were holding their breath. He reminded me of Ahmad Bradshaw in his prime. He ran with so much violence.
      And even late in the game when ATL needed to pass, Julio Jones made one of the greatest catches in Superbowl history. It was on par with Santonio Holmes end-zone catch and Manningham's sideline catch. Unfortunately, Matty-Ice did the only thing you can't do, on that next set of downs. I feel like that 2nd half collapse might keep Ryan out of the HoF when the time comes. Unless he manages to win a SB before he retires.
      But ya, crazy game. That Falcons team was one of the most stacked rosters ever. Shame they didn't produce more post-season results.

  • @DavidMambach
    @DavidMambach 4 года назад +1

    Lol when he sings a line from alcohol by gang green “you got the beer, we got the time, you got the coke, gimme a liiiiiiiine” 6:22

  • @MacClay8
    @MacClay8 5 лет назад +5

    "Tell it to a size-queen!"

  • @cypher1419
    @cypher1419 7 лет назад +9

    Hey Bill are ya feedin the fishies, feedin the fishies all night long?

  • @acrustykrab
    @acrustykrab 7 лет назад +6

    I need beer

  • @iwantsomecookies08
    @iwantsomecookies08 3 года назад +2

    Love how many times he said “uber” instead of that other company (that paid him)

  • @theamericanwararcher4872
    @theamericanwararcher4872 2 года назад +1

    Anyone who has ever been a defendant in court for whatever reason, wants nothing to do EVER AGAIN with a judge, jury, courtroom, or sleaze sock lawyer

  • @rossrobertson674
    @rossrobertson674 7 лет назад +4

    with glowing hearts, we see the rise, the true North strong and free

  • @jakeblankenship1408
    @jakeblankenship1408 3 года назад +2

    Back in the 1600's, watching a trial was like the NFL early slot. MNF would have been the execution.

  • @brandonstanley5324
    @brandonstanley5324 2 года назад

    @3:10 that was a good Jack Nicholson impression

  • @lobitopr
    @lobitopr 5 лет назад +3

    The only case that I was part of a jury, we sentenced someone to 52 years. It bothered me for days.

  • @nigergnomestar9054
    @nigergnomestar9054 7 лет назад +2

    OL BILLY SUPER BOWL!

  • @anncharles959
    @anncharles959 5 лет назад +1

    daddy daycare lolol

  • @evanbohn
    @evanbohn 7 лет назад +5

    28:07 i don't know. is it a lead pipe???

  • @rossrobertson674
    @rossrobertson674 7 лет назад +5

    Billy boy, even some of the words you think are right in O Canada were wrong

  • @honglee6100
    @honglee6100 5 лет назад +4

    i wish south park throw bill a few million to do south park

    • @tracystephens5014
      @tracystephens5014 5 лет назад

      Bill Burr & Randy Marsh have a fucking crazy adVENTAH!! Shit that would be epic! FisforFamily is gonna do till then

  • @thexel133
    @thexel133 Год назад

    When he said the "New America", I thought it be about covid

  • @MrDoodlewatson
    @MrDoodlewatson 5 лет назад +3

    I think Bill's explanation of Milo Yannanananaoplpolis as looking like "a fuckin' magician" is by far the best ever.

    • @YuriTardid
      @YuriTardid 4 года назад

      In that case Milo is the most based magician I've ever seen

  • @akabazookajoe
    @akabazookajoe 3 года назад +1

    If everyone were to read adverts like Bill Burr I might actually start buying their bullshit...

  • @joshuabeach6821
    @joshuabeach6821 7 лет назад +3

    holy shit.the first one fifty .that's exactly how politics works

    • @Shlankyman545
      @Shlankyman545 2 года назад

      And boy oh boy…it’s disgusting.

  • @joeynoyes8000
    @joeynoyes8000 5 лет назад

    Shoutout to Clearwater FL

  • @Rivracost3
    @Rivracost3 7 лет назад +7

    lol me undies

  • @coreyfrasnelly7364
    @coreyfrasnelly7364 5 лет назад +1

    I’m a dad and I know exactly what bill is saying

  • @HFFCANADA
    @HFFCANADA 3 года назад

    Can't believe he knows our anthem 👍

  • @reynam2576
    @reynam2576 7 лет назад +3

    I love this.. Does anyone one know where I can send my email to so I can get some advice from this legend of a man?

    • @reynam2576
      @reynam2576 7 лет назад +2

      Never mind, I'm stupid..just found it in the description 😅

    • @reynam2576
      @reynam2576 7 лет назад +3

      ***** Yeah you're real smart for typing that. Thanks for agreeing 👌

  • @dustencross357
    @dustencross357 Год назад

    I take a vitamin every day,
    It's called a steak...

  • @Dannythemanny83
    @Dannythemanny83 2 года назад +1

    Zip... RUUUUUUUR

  • @belowaverageluke1369
    @belowaverageluke1369 4 года назад +1

    10:47 Ha, he sounded like Nia. 😆😆

  • @MisterBinx
    @MisterBinx 6 лет назад +4

    "We used to live in caves"...lmao

  • @ArtistFormerlyKnownAsShitlord
    @ArtistFormerlyKnownAsShitlord 6 лет назад +4

    Nit picking, I know, but Sir Anthony Hopkins isn't English, he's Welsh.

    • @tonyoneillinc
      @tonyoneillinc 6 лет назад

      ahahah man.. you are a fucking loser.

    • @ArtistFormerlyKnownAsShitlord
      @ArtistFormerlyKnownAsShitlord 6 лет назад +2

      For pointing out a fact? Why are you in such a bad mood? Did somebody let all the air out of your girlfriend?

    • @ArtistFormerlyKnownAsShitlord
      @ArtistFormerlyKnownAsShitlord 6 лет назад +2

      Oh, I'm sorry. I had no idea that i was dealing with an intellectual. How the fuck do you type anything with your arms in a straight jacket?

    • @docjohnson1
      @docjohnson1 6 лет назад +1

      Same island and not Scottish. Therefore English to everyone not from Wales

  • @andersonanderson1009
    @andersonanderson1009 3 года назад +1

    That is a lot of ads.

  • @jon590
    @jon590 4 года назад

    🇨🇦 7:50

  • @adgato75
    @adgato75 4 года назад +2

    "You're just clangin' away."
    "Is that true , Bill ? I don't know."

  • @NoctemAeternusMusic
    @NoctemAeternusMusic 3 года назад

    Lmao dude passes a bill trying to cut down on the ridiculous amount of fake news and it’s somehow a bad thing 😂😂

  • @PaulHart42069
    @PaulHart42069 7 лет назад +4

    I thought you weren't gonna talk about being a dad bill.....not that its bad.....;p

  • @doodlebob3758
    @doodlebob3758 3 года назад

    That political intro was the stimulus before the stimulus.

  • @thunderstud6701
    @thunderstud6701 3 года назад

    Did his royal red face say that he goes UPSTAIRS to make a sandwich? 🤯

  • @theunkillable1000
    @theunkillable1000 4 года назад

    if you go to meundies.com/billburr and scroll down it says in a box that should be reserved for product "Thanks Bill! you almost made it sound like we didn't pay you" Lmao

  • @pezelbuda
    @pezelbuda 3 года назад +1

    28:43 roflmfao

  • @futurestrangeofficial
    @futurestrangeofficial 5 лет назад +1

    Woah how does Bill know about "Size Queen"

  • @andrewdzierson2036
    @andrewdzierson2036 5 лет назад +1

    files down the engine numbers..

  • @schaef2355
    @schaef2355 5 лет назад +1

    Lol great call on the Super Bowl 😂🤣 Under and Falcons with 4. It was the over by 3 and the Falcs lost by 6 and that’s why Vegas makes billions

  • @privateprivate2268
    @privateprivate2268 Год назад

    👍

  • @Delta2Oscar
    @Delta2Oscar 4 года назад

    Did he start with a Lift ad and drift into an Uber ad instead?! 😅

  • @hxcpwnage999
    @hxcpwnage999 6 лет назад

    Bill didn't watch Jacoby Brissett play

  • @CorporateG0th
    @CorporateG0th 6 лет назад

    11:22 Dude how can you not pick up on this being fake news itself?

  • @douweanne
    @douweanne 3 года назад +1

    Obama knew

  • @joshyd1164
    @joshyd1164 2 года назад

    15

  • @vainjumper9978
    @vainjumper9978 5 лет назад

    Pretty sure o canada doesnt say poo at any point but ok lol

  • @firestoops5651
    @firestoops5651 7 лет назад +1

    That Nashville crowd was not great.

  • @Twobarpsi
    @Twobarpsi 4 года назад +2

    1.75x speed makes this funnier 😂😂😂

  • @philliplusby9630
    @philliplusby9630 3 года назад +1

    This video had an ad every five minutes. Awful. Bill is almost worth it.

    • @markcarey67
      @markcarey67 3 года назад +1

      Get AdBlockPlus you dope. All those Ads disappear like frost on a spring morning windshield. It's free and it works.

  • @dagyadg
    @dagyadg 7 лет назад +10

    man, his ads are bad hahaha

    • @ZombryaTheDark
      @ZombryaTheDark 7 лет назад +10

      zip recruita is his best one

    • @warman31
      @warman31 6 лет назад +3

      Yet they work. I bought Meundies and they are actually comfortable underwear and if Bill Burr didn't advertise for them, I wouldn't have bought them.

    • @tracystephens5014
      @tracystephens5014 5 лет назад +1

      Amazon/uber ad is hilarious!

  • @FuckGoogle2
    @FuckGoogle2 7 лет назад +2

    A bill should be one issue not attachments that has nothing to do with the main issue, fail democracy.

  • @BEANSONTOAST77
    @BEANSONTOAST77 7 лет назад

    I got falsely accused of rape, I'd imagine that was pretty entertaining for the jury

  • @kalidescopekids
    @kalidescopekids 2 года назад

    Funny, listening to this cast four yrs after hearing it for the first time when aired, how shitty Atlanta played in that game!! Lol

  • @nubzi69hop
    @nubzi69hop 3 года назад

    Ads? Really?

  • @flameroad8794
    @flameroad8794 5 лет назад

    24. Reeeee

  • @antonydrossos5719
    @antonydrossos5719 6 лет назад +6

    7:50 He knows our National Anthem? I haven't sung it in YEEEEARS; they keep changing the lyrics

  • @SBKGustavo
    @SBKGustavo 4 года назад

    more ads than content cmon

  • @samiam5557
    @samiam5557 7 лет назад +3

    Pro sports should not have 501c3 status as non-profit institutions. And they're meaningless, watching others, just one man's opinion.

  • @bradleehill9662
    @bradleehill9662 6 лет назад +1

    Jesus if I knew the last 30 mins was adds I would have just skipped to the next one wtf

    • @Beer-can_full_of_toes
      @Beer-can_full_of_toes 6 лет назад +2

      Bradlee Hill with bill the ads are accidental comedic genius! I love listening to him stumble through them lol

    • @TapManDancer
      @TapManDancer 5 лет назад +4

      Bradlee, please don't blaspheme.

  • @JSalonsky
    @JSalonsky 7 лет назад +7

    I hope he hasn't seen the reviews of his special :/ they're pretty terrible

    • @JPkeo
      @JPkeo 7 лет назад +13

      Jack Salonsky it was his regular style. i dont know why he is being bashed. the skit on the illuminati Cruise ship sinking agenda had me dying as usual with evil voice he added too.
      i dont know what people expected

    • @AcidicMentality
      @AcidicMentality 7 лет назад +11

      i just thought he didnt jump around on topics as much as usual, i liked the special, but some of the arcs seemed to go too long, but then again i was hammered so maybe they just seemed longer

    • @TheHehe1223
      @TheHehe1223 7 лет назад +4

      I liked the special but a lot of the material was old

    • @andybell6915
      @andybell6915 6 лет назад +1

      I liked it.....but he talked about hitler and stalin for sooo long

    • @RennanDeMatos
      @RennanDeMatos 6 лет назад

      I guess the biggest trouble was that it stopped his "crescendo". Like he reached a peak in "Im sorry you feel that way" that he could not accomplish in "Walk your way out". To me until "ISYFTW" every special from bill was one better than the next, until "WYWO" came about, I mean, I really think it is his worst special, It is no "Unfunny" but it is pretty bad compared to his older stuff

  • @brazenbull636
    @brazenbull636 4 года назад

    5:55
    And then you go back in time and watch a hanging in the town square. Or go further back and watch someone get sawed in half crotch first while hanging upside down. Or burned at the stake. And so on.
    All that shits comin back. In time...

  • @thevelointhevale1132
    @thevelointhevale1132 6 лет назад

    ease up on the word 'evidently' Bill ...

    • @sangredelic
      @sangredelic 2 года назад

      Fast forward until almost the end. For example, if the clip is 1:50:12 fast forward to around 1:49:00. Then let it play until the end and replay.

  • @CSOINFINITY
    @CSOINFINITY 6 лет назад

    fucking hours of ads

  • @rock3tcatU233
    @rock3tcatU233 6 лет назад

    Traitor!

    • @titanbrew8493
      @titanbrew8493 5 лет назад +1

      Oh, please, you with your fancy runes!

  • @setinahugh9182
    @setinahugh9182 6 лет назад

    WHERE IS OLD BILLY ROUND TABLE? I NEED MY FAMILY! I am FUCKING disguised by this nature of INDIVISIBLE FOR ALL! My child and i need our family. Unless of course I am NOT GOOD ENOUGH FOR THEM. Please. That's it, I am sick of people dressing up like I use to and FUCKING me off.