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  • Eating Flies. Mick was convinced that putting lemon juice in his eyes would tickle. Cory talks about putting hot tar on the wall with his dad and then getting tar on his arm. Cory talks about how he would raise his kid. Zach talks about his experience doing LSD and Cory talks about doing mushrooms.
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  • @puffcap_
    @puffcap_ 7 лет назад +575

    I convinced someone in middle school that eggs dont exist

  • @MrClickity
    @MrClickity 6 лет назад +183

    "You can teach your kid basic living knowledges." - Cory, on parenting.

  • @jarisaloli
    @jarisaloli 4 года назад +114

    Hearing Zach say the word “scream” tickles me thoroughly.

  • @suppergenius
    @suppergenius 6 лет назад +223

    I convinced a kid that having three testicles was normal and 2 meant you couldn’t have kids

    • @schizoid_banshee
      @schizoid_banshee Год назад +1

      I fucking love that omfg dude

    • @Tunkkis
      @Tunkkis 3 месяца назад

      Shit, how am I going to survive with my single nut?

  • @spamreciever4208
    @spamreciever4208 3 года назад +44

    When I was at a civil war reenactment in Calico, California I convinced this dumb dumb on my side that dogs didn't exist during the civil war, "they hadn't evolved yet"
    My CO started talking about how dogs and cats both came from the same lizard ancestor, and how it was the biggest land creature at the time.
    Closest I've came to a sleepycast convo IRL lmao.

  • @KoldPhaze
    @KoldPhaze 6 лет назад +65

    A friend of mine convinced someone that if you put a lime near a window for a month it turns into a lemon.

  • @jonbaron1601
    @jonbaron1601 7 лет назад +203

    Those fake ads at 7:20 are the best

  • @codeofthegame2024
    @codeofthegame2024 4 года назад +19

    I convinced a kid to eat a blue crayon saying it was blueberry

  • @nagitokinner9805
    @nagitokinner9805 5 лет назад +36

    I convinced someone that jimmy nuetrons name was jimmy nitrate

  • @thatmexicanuzer
    @thatmexicanuzer 7 лет назад +171

    We all want an uncle Stamper!

    • @glazeddonut7968
      @glazeddonut7968 5 лет назад +5

      stamper is our uncle

    • @FelipeJaquez
      @FelipeJaquez 4 года назад +7

      @@breathminttea2447 ironic since he was groomed

    • @bigsmoke1156
      @bigsmoke1156 4 года назад

      @@FelipeJaquez ?

    • @steelingcable6350
      @steelingcable6350 3 года назад

      @@FelipeJaquez what?

    • @fenrirhere
      @fenrirhere 3 года назад +1

      @@FelipeJaquez I wouldn't be surprised if Stamper was into minors.

  • @AceAttorny
    @AceAttorny 6 лет назад +117

    The reason Zach and his friend experienced "shared hallucinations" is because the glowing wasn't exactly a hallucination. LSD enhances the perception of colour, so that's what that was. I don't know about the writing, though. Power of suggestion, maybe?

    • @TheMasterTelevision
      @TheMasterTelevision 5 лет назад +1

      @kiikasi INSTRUCTIONS NOT CLEAR
      DUCK STUCK IN CEILING FAN

    • @runningsandwich
      @runningsandwich 4 года назад +6

      Regardless of if it's real, there are hundreds of documented cases of people experiencing the same specific phenomena while tripping

    • @ricksmith9256
      @ricksmith9256 4 года назад +11

      Jeez you diehard materialist rationalists are in it til the end. Maybe they actually did see the same thing? It doesn't imply anything too crazy or grand and it's been reported by many other users of psychedelics

    • @runningsandwich
      @runningsandwich 4 года назад +2

      @@ricksmith9256 "BUT IT'S JUST A BUNCH OF CHEMICALS MESSING WITH YOUR BRAIN"

    • @tristanmcfrosty2588
      @tristanmcfrosty2588 4 года назад

      Justinitiative Probably a sarcastic/facetious one considering the quote marks and the all-caps

  • @southofheck
    @southofheck 5 лет назад +13

    I did pot at a cannabis corpse concert with a random dude once. Turns out it had PCP in it. Ive never had anything harder than pot, so i had to navigate unfimiliar, busy dallas streets at 1 am lookimg for my uber while everything was in fucking slow motion. I wish i could do it again tbh

  • @Zlarel
    @Zlarel 4 месяца назад +1

    First thing I'd teach my kid is the importance of protection to avoid regrettable mistakes

  • @thespud35
    @thespud35 4 года назад +12

    You out your tongue up to D batteries to make sure they still work. My grandpa does it all the time, it’s just a little shock but I can see being 10 years old and freaking out when it didn’t tickle.

    • @jmfindorff
      @jmfindorff 4 года назад +3

      9-Volt batteries are the rectangle shaped ones with the two extruding bits on one end that shocks you when you touch your tongue to both them which he was actually talking about, D batteries are the relatively large cylindrical ones, similar to the common AAs.

    • @Corkoth55
      @Corkoth55 Год назад

      If you can get your tongue on both contacts of a D-cell battery, You've got a talent

  • @ripcactusify
    @ripcactusify 6 лет назад +32

    I was convinced that my eyeball was a hole in the pupil and I wouldn't feel it if I put a needle through it. Fuckn tumblr told me

    • @PLAY30Y
      @PLAY30Y 6 лет назад +1

      stinko did you put a needle in it

    • @ripcactusify
      @ripcactusify 6 лет назад +13

      pissdice nope, I told my mom about it and she freaked out. Was pretty close to doing it

    • @PLAY30Y
      @PLAY30Y 6 лет назад +13

      stinko aw shit dude nice save

    • @luke-db2es
      @luke-db2es 3 года назад

      i believed that for a while

    • @drumboarder1
      @drumboarder1 2 года назад

      That's what you get for going on tumblr

  • @tickleson8661
    @tickleson8661 Месяц назад +1

    I convinced someone to eat the root of a dead peach tree. The trick was to say "it's a plant, you can eat it...." While making them feel stupid for asking.

  • @DatGitGhaz
    @DatGitGhaz 5 лет назад +15

    I convinced a friend that a random old man in our friends neighborhood was Bernie Sanders. I also convinced this same friend that there were magic teleporting staircases in the woods. (Look up that park ranger creepy pasta) This guy thinks the Earth is hollow though so it's not surprising.

  • @satanicoldlady8060
    @satanicoldlady8060 5 лет назад +9

    I convinced a kid that was wanting to get a tan that if you cover your body in used motor oil it would help you tan faster. He had this dark sheen for a week. His hair was even worse

  • @aydenmcmillen7782
    @aydenmcmillen7782 5 лет назад +12

    It's a big relief to hear this because every time i've ever done acid i see letters on any textured surface i look at and no one ever understands what i'm seeing. for me it's like 3D letters. like braille but regular letters.

  • @KilgoreTraut
    @KilgoreTraut 6 лет назад +80

    personally: real, pure lsd is way better than mushrooms: mushrooms contain a variety of chemicals beyond psilocybin which will often lead to a crazy, confusing experience. lsd is just lsd, if you have a good source.
    my usual mushroom experience is an "emotional roller-coaster," alternating between extreme elation and agitated fear for several hours; my usual lsd experience is much more clear-headed and insightful, with far less episodes of anxiety. i'll see the world around me visually warping in all sorts of ways, but it's not hard to realize, "hey, i'm trippin', this is just me serotonin receptors goin' bonkers"

    • @bobhunter4676
      @bobhunter4676 6 лет назад +4

      how much of the mushrooms would u normally consume? above 3 but under 5 is difficult for a lot of people because with enough its akin to being strapped to the rocket and usually at that point not much can go wrong. but if u dont have enough your thoughts can influence the trip quite a bit and lead to challenging expiriances. def a lot more lucid on cid tho

    • @kellyshea92
      @kellyshea92 5 лет назад +2

      @@bobhunter4676 my friend and I split $40 worth between us. It was a fun first trip

    • @rubikscube3196
      @rubikscube3196 5 лет назад +4

      Shrooms are better if your not trying to trip for half a day

    • @raidho5433
      @raidho5433 5 лет назад +1

      I cum and shat on my first trip then my balls fell out and rolled all over the floor

    • @Fantiphyscoticsallmyhomiesgone
      @Fantiphyscoticsallmyhomiesgone 4 года назад

      No way, lsd makes 5 hours disappear, I can enjoy shrooms.

  • @TheOneShotWunda
    @TheOneShotWunda 4 года назад +6

    I gaslit a bunch of kids at summer camp and school who didn’t know me too well that I was Australian and that I was visiting the US. Just used a thick Aussie accent and talked about nonsensical Australian shit

  • @indiegente270
    @indiegente270 7 лет назад +9

    i miss this

  • @neilc.8368
    @neilc.8368 5 лет назад +7

    I convinced a girl back in elementary to prick her finger with needle to gather some blood for a blood ritual in order to grant rain to the rain gods so that I can play in the rain.
    ... actually wtf was wrong with me..

    • @Xenomorthian
      @Xenomorthian 2 месяца назад +1

      Convincing a girl to join you in pagan rituals just because you wanted to jump in muddy puddles like peppa pig
      sounds alright

  • @eyamfreemen2316
    @eyamfreemen2316 4 года назад +6

    DMT is the business mans trip last about a half hour but it's super phycidelic and its natural

    • @gammazzz3894
      @gammazzz3894 4 года назад +4

      Eyam Freemen I’ve heard DMT called many things but never the business mans trip

    • @DUKEHadToDoItToEm
      @DUKEHadToDoItToEm Год назад

      Yeah you think it's "natural" and sophisticated in some way being called a "business man's trip" because Joe Rogan talks about it
      The truth is it tastes like a burning rubber tire and even after your 20-30 minutes you have the terrible afterglow you get with all psychs, good luck going to go do business in that state

  • @Wanup_Vodka
    @Wanup_Vodka 2 года назад +3

    I like how they're very clearly drunk in most of these

  • @mainsails2892
    @mainsails2892 2 года назад +1

    I'm glad I ended up here during my first trip

  • @MorfsPrower
    @MorfsPrower 5 лет назад +12

    I took shrooms a few times. My most profound trip I experienced death in, and ended up witnessing thousands of timelines of what could be/have been. I woke up after a time not sure if I was even still alive.

  • @barronasi_4737
    @barronasi_4737 Год назад +1

    Order now and receive: beating a rat with a belt buckle!

  • @CelestialWitch
    @CelestialWitch 5 лет назад +4

    I convinced my best friend that shrimps were two stories tall.

    • @jswagpsn2285
      @jswagpsn2285 4 года назад +1

      They're called jumbo for a reason

  • @gargus6287
    @gargus6287 7 лет назад +32

    I'm looking for the one where Chris talks about this TV show with animals trying to kill each other, can u help pls

  • @elverchavez5776
    @elverchavez5776 3 года назад +2

    Zach saw the sacred texts. Look into Alex Grey. Im glad these guys aren't completely ignorant.

  • @humannerd26
    @humannerd26 3 года назад +1

    Cory is the best dad

  • @paleoleft
    @paleoleft 3 года назад +1

    im doing lsd soon so this is pretty cool to listen to

  • @ratt4661
    @ratt4661 5 лет назад +36

    I convinced my friend that since a cat always lands on its feet and toast never lands butter side down, if you tie a piece of toast butter side up on a cat's back and drop the cat it'll float and rotate in the air.
    We were 15 at the time.

    • @TheMasterpiecePD
      @TheMasterpiecePD 4 года назад +21

      You're just ripping off a skit. Sad

    • @Vaguer_Weevil
      @Vaguer_Weevil 4 года назад +1

      I feel like someone must have tried that at some point

  • @onodatboi9041
    @onodatboi9041 2 года назад +2

    I convinced some Irish kid that getting hit with bamboo would make that part of your body never grow again.

  • @smallmediumatlarge
    @smallmediumatlarge 5 лет назад +2

    As someone that enjoys chasing rabbits, LSD is waaaay better than shrooms. More bang for your buck.

  • @oliverdaniel5128
    @oliverdaniel5128 4 года назад +3

    I thought everyone’s parents did the thing with the battery that Zach was talking about??? My mom used to do it with me and all of my little siblings bc we were stupid as hell and kept falling for it

  • @Atxurra
    @Atxurra 7 лет назад +127

    A friend of mine tried LSD for the first time, the people who gave it to him left him alone (which shouldn't have happened), he went to the subway and fucking jumped as the train arrived, he died in the ambulance.
    Im not saying people shouldn't try it, but be very careful of where, when and with whom you do it.

    • @CrazyAlucard666
      @CrazyAlucard666 7 лет назад

      how much did he take?

    • @Atxurra
      @Atxurra 7 лет назад

      Shiskebab616 I don't know honestly

    • @Atxurra
      @Atxurra 6 лет назад +6

      I recently found out he actually lost his balance and fell

    • @BenjaminEarlMusic
      @BenjaminEarlMusic 6 лет назад +2

      Always have a sober trip-sitter

    • @ronpaulssecretary
      @ronpaulssecretary 6 лет назад +33

      I call bullshit. Every time I've done acid I've been completely conscious of where I am and what I'm doing. Acid isn't PCP, god damn it.

  • @Lord.Smith.the.first.
    @Lord.Smith.the.first. 6 лет назад +10

    Why Zach voice so beautiful

  • @Lexpionage
    @Lexpionage 3 года назад

    lsd/acid can also bring forth unknown mental issues, happened to me last year, brought out my OCD before i even knew i had it, weird experience

  • @joeyjawdropa
    @joeyjawdropa 4 года назад +4

    I think Zach is talking about 25c-NBOMe, the shitty off brand version of LSD. I've tried it a couple times and both times I had severe abdominal pain and lacking visuals. Wouldn't recommend if you have access to pure LSD.

    • @someperson3356
      @someperson3356 4 года назад +1

      I had a friend who accidentally took 25i-nbome and I got him to spit the tabs out after a few seconds (he had taken 3) which may have saved his life, he was kind of delusional and saw a friend who had killed themselves in the mirror, his hands were numb the next day. Dont ever take fake acid unless you're doing it purposely, know the dose, and know the risks, also try to always test acid, if you cant remember that if its bitter spit it out

  • @messytails7927
    @messytails7927 6 лет назад +1

    Trippin is so fun man, I love trippin

  • @schnoz2372
    @schnoz2372 4 года назад +1

    Cory is a maniac

  • @nickglover4620
    @nickglover4620 10 месяцев назад

    Deep lore here guys

  • @490o
    @490o 5 лет назад

    Cory would be a great dad.

  • @kontrabanned
    @kontrabanned 7 лет назад +4

    Yes

  • @AM-vm7yc
    @AM-vm7yc 5 лет назад +1

    Fucking Zach pulling a Joe Rogan

  • @afsces
    @afsces 6 лет назад +19

    Drugs can be fun, but it is extremely easy to fall into addiction and dangerous situations. Having been a severe heroin, coke, and xanax addict for about a quarter of my life I can easily say that they have given me both the best and worst times of my life. Try them once, do them on festive occasions, but do not let it become something that you look forward to or anticipate.

    • @dutchmountainsnake5379
      @dutchmountainsnake5379 5 лет назад +18

      loser

    • @dutchmountainsnake5379
      @dutchmountainsnake5379 5 лет назад +18

      thanks for the advice though

    • @hospicemorrison7621
      @hospicemorrison7621 5 лет назад +12

      hallucinogens are the exact opposite of addictive, not only do they make you feel like you don't wanna take them for a while during the experience, but your tolerance shoots up super high for about half a week after taking them

    • @janberkemeier7406
      @janberkemeier7406 4 года назад +7

      "Do heroin on festive occasions"
      - some pillock

    • @FrogWalrus
      @FrogWalrus Год назад

      God you sound like a loser

  • @foxrain9185
    @foxrain9185 7 лет назад +40

    I'm going into hibernation now. Wake me up when Jontron returns.

  • @Top_Hat_Walrus
    @Top_Hat_Walrus Месяц назад

    9:26 I also did Taekwondo when I was 8 and remember this

  • @lonick1692
    @lonick1692 Месяц назад

    I was convinced forrest gump was a real man until i was 22

  • @kirbystar246
    @kirbystar246 7 лет назад +10

    Where is that thumbnail from

    • @ialinin3927
      @ialinin3927 7 лет назад +10

      smash girl from cory's cartoon "Powertrip"

  • @user-wi4zt9ij5g
    @user-wi4zt9ij5g 4 года назад

    like at 7:30 i got all pissed because i fall asleep to these and i was like why the fuck is there an ad and now i feel like a big ol dummy

  • @crapconnoisseur6691
    @crapconnoisseur6691 5 лет назад +5

    i think zach had some early research chemicals. sounds like he had some 25-i NboMe

    • @martyshrekster
      @martyshrekster 4 года назад +2

      Fuuuuuuuuck that shit. I tried 25i and 25c, both of them made me grit my teeth and lasted like 8 hours.

    • @Slaptastica
      @Slaptastica 4 года назад

      Booby Wit Dat Tool yeah I remember I use to do some 1P-LSD from some European research company a while back

  • @kellyshea92
    @kellyshea92 6 лет назад +3

    Shrooms. That was a fun first trip

  • @nostop4524
    @nostop4524 4 года назад

    I want to meet Cory's dad.

  • @saintbeau2779
    @saintbeau2779 5 лет назад +4

    i and some friends convinced a kid that the normal colour for semen was blue.

  • @Hazel-Olive
    @Hazel-Olive 3 года назад

    Why did it end?

  • @tylerlieberman445
    @tylerlieberman445 6 лет назад

    Yeah but why the thumbnail?

  • @Shlankyman545
    @Shlankyman545 4 года назад

    Acid is great

  • @squeegeemcgee
    @squeegeemcgee 6 лет назад

    11:21
    is that fucking Prelude in C by Rachmaninoff in the background

  • @greenmanatee3368
    @greenmanatee3368 3 года назад

    Of course Corey's dad lives in Florida

  • @rickyp.martin3209
    @rickyp.martin3209 4 года назад +3

    I convinced someone I was cousins with a friend of mine in like 4th grade. We forgot about it and and when we met up in highschool he asked me where my cousin was. I was like,"cousin?" And then we broke the facade

  • @NucularDonkey12
    @NucularDonkey12 3 года назад +1

    Sounds like Zach had 1p-LSD which is a research chemical, super similar to regular LSD

    • @DougerArt
      @DougerArt 3 года назад

      I assume 25i, consiering that he was calling it an off-brand, and since it's so common.

  • @Y-two-K
    @Y-two-K 2 года назад

    'pure lsd can fuck you up in some ways'
    lol, I've never heard of lsd being any more dangerous than mushrooms, and certainly haven't seen it in my personal experience

    • @calchuchesta3196
      @calchuchesta3196 2 года назад +3

      Syd Barrett is a good example of how LSD use can go wrong. He was the lead singer of only the first few of Pink Floyd's albums and there is a reason.

    • @Y-two-K
      @Y-two-K 2 года назад

      @@calchuchesta3196 It's a given that if you are one of the rare people with severe underlying mental issues, you can absolutely exacerbate and worsen it with psychedelic drugs. But fortunately, that doesn't apply to most people.

  • @nicholas6081
    @nicholas6081 4 года назад

    I convinced my 23 year old cousin that shrimp is a plant

  • @dc6758
    @dc6758 5 лет назад

    Psychedelics are good

  • @attentiondeficit6284
    @attentiondeficit6284 2 года назад

    there was a kid i knew in middle school that was convinced dinosaurs werent real and i would show him pictures of fossils and he would say they were all faked

  • @RichterTheRat
    @RichterTheRat 3 года назад

    Can we just get a compilation of all of their fake ADs?

  • @cartooncritic4107
    @cartooncritic4107 7 лет назад +8

    I wish corey was my daddy

  • @thehammurabichode7994
    @thehammurabichode7994 6 лет назад

    Anyone ever have a bad Shroom trip? Ive heard of them, but respond if you personally experienced it
    Go

    • @mukshot6091
      @mukshot6091 6 лет назад +4

      The Hammurabi Chode it’s literally hell brother

    • @ciggyhost2037
      @ciggyhost2037 5 лет назад +2

      The worst experience of my life. Go watch the animator Cyriak and that's the closest I can get to what I experienced.

  • @kveitearbi3668
    @kveitearbi3668 4 года назад +2

    16:16

  • @Chibblechabble
    @Chibblechabble Год назад

    9 volt batteries.

  • @_Image_Generator
    @_Image_Generator 2 года назад

    6:47 😬

  • @DrFlippers
    @DrFlippers 6 лет назад +11

    LSD has done a lot for me, but it is a drug you need to be careful with. The first time I did it was at a music festival and it put a lot of things in perspective for me. The last time I did LSD (not the LAST last time, but the most recent time), I had deluded myself into thinking I had died and gone to hell. Like, fully believed it. Then there was a point where I heard someone talking to me in tongues and I was seeing upsidedown crosses. Shit was fucked yo.
    All in all, do your research before you do any drug, LSD especially and always be aware that you are high or else you may delude yourself into some spooky thinking.

    • @TheMasterTelevision
      @TheMasterTelevision 4 года назад +1

      Everybody gangsta until the crosses turn themselves upside down.

    • @ryqaelmiles1149
      @ryqaelmiles1149 4 года назад

      Damn that sounds horrifying

    • @hotlinetech151
      @hotlinetech151 2 года назад

      Dude my strongest acid trip (and last) left me feeling nothing but love for Jesus of all things.

  • @LordOfHam
    @LordOfHam 2 года назад +2

    The video title suggests that there's a good reason Cory should never have kids lmao

  • @ElyParrot
    @ElyParrot 5 лет назад +15

    My 3 things to teach my kid
    1. What a good video game is.
    2. How to do your taxes.
    3. How not to procrastinate.

  • @flowerboy1436
    @flowerboy1436 5 лет назад +19

    LSD, Psybocilin and DMT are all medicines for the souls lost in illusions.

  • @chronictonicwizardcat
    @chronictonicwizardcat 6 лет назад +1

    My first time doing shrooms I had about 9 grams to myself

  • @equiliz9683
    @equiliz9683 7 лет назад

    Maybe?

  • @elronman
    @elronman 5 лет назад +2

    I would like to think Chris just read some shota hentai about boy pee, and mistook that for reality.

  • @MRFISH-rs6sq
    @MRFISH-rs6sq 2 года назад

    I fucking hate cory’s dad but there’s a little bit of likability in him

  • @calchuchesta3196
    @calchuchesta3196 2 года назад

    What the fuck? Did Zach do nBome? He could've died or worse, got crippling, irreversible brain damage.... Wait...

  • @theirongiant6596
    @theirongiant6596 7 лет назад

    seY

  • @Gunner3825
    @Gunner3825 7 месяцев назад +3

    aged poorly. poor stamper

  • @severeenjoyment6775
    @severeenjoyment6775 6 лет назад

    How has no one brought up that Cory’s grandpa was 13 when he died? Like... that’s a joke right? I mean. It’s not impossible.. but... what?

    • @morado6285
      @morado6285 6 лет назад +15

      Mister Ambulance Driver his grandpa died when his dad was 13 you fucking clod

    • @smileyghostkat3068
      @smileyghostkat3068 8 месяцев назад

      His dad was 13 when his dad (Cory's grandpa) died

  • @whatsmyusernameagain
    @whatsmyusernameagain 7 лет назад +1

    Yes