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  • Опубликовано: 26 окт 2024

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  • @quincy578
    @quincy578 6 месяцев назад +2761

    The intro was diabolical!!!!!!

    • @jaughnekow
      @jaughnekow 6 месяцев назад +111

      Straight Up evil...

    • @frankwhytejr.1367
      @frankwhytejr.1367 6 месяцев назад +72

      Definitely crash out worthy.

    • @joshuaenodien3853
      @joshuaenodien3853 6 месяцев назад

      Outta pocket behaviour. I think women are more diabolical than men When it comes to evil or revenge

    • @lotusgsxr750
      @lotusgsxr750 6 месяцев назад +17

      The definition!

    • @natiaamoani7846
      @natiaamoani7846 6 месяцев назад

      FFAAACCCTTSSS she's trying to die playing games with men like that! If "for the streets" was a person.

  • @mrsbee4230
    @mrsbee4230 6 месяцев назад +984

    “Some people don’t fear consequences” word!!!!!

  • @VincennamonLe
    @VincennamonLe 6 месяцев назад +1676

    The intro recalls in my memory, the one story where the main caught the side clapping his girl, got handled, humilated and told to get cleaned up 😂

    • @KxngKUDA
      @KxngKUDA 6 месяцев назад +99

      You mean the ultimate L?😂😂😂

    • @JadeRock-yz9md
      @JadeRock-yz9md 6 месяцев назад +67

      pooh boy!!!! 😂

    • @Grizzlysin7
      @Grizzlysin7 6 месяцев назад +65

      That story still haunts me till today

    • @Bigsauce7593
      @Bigsauce7593 6 месяцев назад +48

      ​@@mvpg4619 lmfaoooo i remember this, bro if that happened to me im taking that to the grave

    • @turanx0
      @turanx0 6 месяцев назад +42

      That story top 10 worst relationship stories of all time. The side married the girl too. Worst L a man can take, he should’ve moved countries and took that to the grave.

  • @aloryamod9762
    @aloryamod9762 6 месяцев назад +291

    “Giggle for me, princess” is taking me tf OUT😭🤣🤣

    • @Scortch-bonnitli7yg
      @Scortch-bonnitli7yg 5 месяцев назад +3

      Not the princess comment 😂😂😂😂 why even lie lol got people fighting for their life

  • @ynazzra
    @ynazzra 6 месяцев назад +581

    That “cocoon” part is going to be animated.

  • @She_Bangss
    @She_Bangss 6 месяцев назад +708

    "and they love being evil" tf lmao🤣😂😂

  • @Trell08
    @Trell08 6 месяцев назад +623

    If im arguing with a asian dude and somebody say “whats this rush hour 4” i woulda bussed out laughing 😂😂😂😂

    • @poliquitit
      @poliquitit 6 месяцев назад +29

      Nah fr, I would be crying 😂

    • @emeloj240
      @emeloj240 6 месяцев назад +53

      If its one of the mandem sure...but a regular coworker u don't fuck with? 😂

    • @poliquitit
      @poliquitit 6 месяцев назад +28

      @@emeloj240 To me that makes it even funnier

    • @Trell08
      @Trell08 6 месяцев назад

      I wouldnt even take offense to it because almost everybody makes racist jokes whether its in private or public 😂😂now if i get called a nigga with the hard ER then now we gotta issue

    • @Trell08
      @Trell08 6 месяцев назад

      @@emeloj240 I wouldnt seen take offense to it because almost everybody makes racist jokes whether its in private or public, now being called a nigga with the hard ER is a different story😂😂

  • @marcrose3403
    @marcrose3403 6 месяцев назад +654

    Its crazy the side dude is buying her food n kissing her

    • @angelm8315
      @angelm8315 6 месяцев назад +129

      He got reimbursed 50 bucks 😂😂

    • @MGWA6891
      @MGWA6891 6 месяцев назад

      ​@angelm8315 Exactly. Here's a 50 and keep the change. I'd tell her man everything after that.

    • @marcrose3403
      @marcrose3403 6 месяцев назад

      @@angelm8315 side chicks don’t get anything but back shots

    • @littlem9865
      @littlem9865 6 месяцев назад +83

      @@angelm8315 yeahhh he deffo made a profit that night 😂

    • @SupremeWorthy
      @SupremeWorthy 6 месяцев назад +4

      THAT'S WHAT IM SAYING

  • @crowpotking1100
    @crowpotking1100 6 месяцев назад +83

    I like how they react whenever either one of them uses a vocab word 🤣"SERENITY!!"

  • @alanaterrel9914
    @alanaterrel9914 6 месяцев назад +296

    'Penetration on the side' 😂😂😂

    • @Umbuktu
      @Umbuktu Месяц назад

      I knew this had to be one of the comments 😂

  • @danaglass1265
    @danaglass1265 6 месяцев назад +150

    “Cuddling is for shut up time!”

    • @chrissybeebee4354
      @chrissybeebee4354 3 месяца назад +4

      Word. And I'm a chick.

    • @KDiamond666
      @KDiamond666 Месяц назад +1

      We need this on a T-shirt 😂❤

    • @KDiamond666
      @KDiamond666 Месяц назад

      @@chrissybeebee4354facts 😅❤ same here!

    • @danaglass1265
      @danaglass1265 Месяц назад

      @@KDiamond666agree. 😂

  • @ohbeastin5010
    @ohbeastin5010 6 месяцев назад +88

    If James is shy, hell must be freezing 😂

  • @ruthmaduka6631
    @ruthmaduka6631 6 месяцев назад +81

    The cuddling one is so real for me because my mind is active and wonders a lot when my surrounding is too quiet. So I can just start asking questions out of nowhere 😂😂

  • @sabrinae486
    @sabrinae486 6 месяцев назад +213

    today was the day James converted me. that, "since we've been skin to skin my bpm has dropped" had me out loud laughing. he got me. I subscribed.

    • @amarachianyim
      @amarachianyim 6 месяцев назад +3

      Welcome to the gang 😅

    • @gilicolon3586
      @gilicolon3586 6 месяцев назад

      Si Si Si 👏🏾 Es
      J😂
      M
      😢😢😮😅😅😅😅😅😅😅

  • @hasti5915
    @hasti5915 6 месяцев назад +216

    I appreciate them saying how weird it is seeing a older man with a younger girl

    • @CorinneSegura
      @CorinneSegura 6 месяцев назад +11

      right? me too

    • @naadspagaat8149
      @naadspagaat8149 6 месяцев назад +19

      But afterwards james also said “they living the dream” 🧐

    • @amarachianyim
      @amarachianyim 6 месяцев назад

      You know its jokes ​@@naadspagaat8149

    • @lifewithLoudie
      @lifewithLoudie 6 месяцев назад +1

      ​@@naadspagaat8149 yeah the 22 year old was living their dreams

    • @dubai_fitness
      @dubai_fitness 6 месяцев назад +13

      It’s not. 28 and 22 is weird ?? Looool. They just couldn’t be bothered for the politics .
      Men have since the beginning of time preferred youth beauty and fertility
      18-25 is a woman’s prime.
      28 and 22 is COMPLETELY fine . That 22yr old can do anything in the world but be with a 28yr old? Loool

  • @precious7604
    @precious7604 6 месяцев назад +76

    "giggle for me princess"
    I actually love sayo man 😭😭

  • @MothusiDlamini
    @MothusiDlamini 6 месяцев назад +75

    Damn. I love the word “galavanting” 😂 eswtini, Africa! 🇸🇿

    • @JustMe_Toni
      @JustMe_Toni 3 месяца назад +1

      I thought it was an American thing!

    • @JuniorUziogon.Uz23
      @JuniorUziogon.Uz23 Месяц назад

      ​@@JustMe_Toni I'm pretty sure it is

  • @All4OneMatt
    @All4OneMatt 6 месяцев назад +67

    Facts! Some people don't fear consequences

  • @DatFeature
    @DatFeature 6 месяцев назад +170

    One word for the first one………..arson 🤣🤣🤣

  • @ChefAdoptee
    @ChefAdoptee 6 месяцев назад +38

    Hahaha James clutching his hands like they’re pearls after hearing that first one

  • @_hartwellfit
    @_hartwellfit 6 месяцев назад +18

    That intro just shows that more people need to watch that show snapped and understand that people’s feelings in relationships are a DANGEROUS thing to play with

    • @MeiMariie
      @MeiMariie 3 месяца назад

      Big Facts, cause you chest on me, getting my lick back; and it's most likely gon be me shooting you. That's just that

  • @hindenburg2006
    @hindenburg2006 6 месяцев назад +63

    That first one was just...treacherous

  • @fudge2967
    @fudge2967 6 месяцев назад +67

    What makes me laugh so hard is that they take on the role of the side dude instead of the husband 😂

  • @kaaya..
    @kaaya.. 5 месяцев назад +29

    Intro is just Jezebel thrills 😂

  • @blankspace6799
    @blankspace6799 6 месяцев назад +116

    “IT’s MY TURN” 😂😂😂

  • @The_Real_Jack_1888
    @The_Real_Jack_1888 6 месяцев назад +31

    This definitely needs the animation treatment just to see James cacooned up. 😂😂😂😂

  • @ThanzHuman
    @ThanzHuman 6 месяцев назад +138

    POV:
    James and Fuhad's log cabin tour comes to Joburg 🥺💜

  • @kejineri3022
    @kejineri3022 6 месяцев назад +26

    For me it wasn't 'gallivanting' but 'roaming the streets' haha

  • @Ahhsnmdjehev
    @Ahhsnmdjehev 6 месяцев назад +32

    “Penetration on the side” is crazzzyyyy!!! 😂😂😂

  • @prowdnerd3882
    @prowdnerd3882 4 месяца назад +6

    "I've got a question and don't lie" 😂😂😂😂 I am guilty AF! 🤦🏾‍♀️🤦🏾‍♀️😂😂 I'm better now.

  • @natiaamoani7846
    @natiaamoani7846 6 месяцев назад +57

    SERENITYYYYYYY! yall know I sent this to my boo 😂

  • @panickedantics7761
    @panickedantics7761 6 месяцев назад +20

    "Going upstairs to watch Shogun" LOL It's such a good show!

  • @rossiethomas181
    @rossiethomas181 6 месяцев назад +57

    The rush hour 4 was hilarious 😂

  • @ianbrown5365
    @ianbrown5365 6 месяцев назад +17

    Sat on the beach in Antigua with a daiquiri in hand listening to the SNG massive. Not missing it for nothing

  • @SyreLikeAFire
    @SyreLikeAFire 6 месяцев назад +66

    yo the galavanting one was too real i thought it was just my mom tho but this has made me realise that the collective consciousness is infact real ;)

    • @babifacedcutie09
      @babifacedcutie09 6 месяцев назад +4

      My mama liked to use ripping and running but definitely felt this one 😂

  • @TheeBlackNamekian
    @TheeBlackNamekian 6 месяцев назад +17

    The intro is how a netflix documentary is created

  • @kaylenejantjes8113
    @kaylenejantjes8113 6 месяцев назад +44

    I wanna be the quiz girl and the “giggle for me princess” girl 😂😈

  • @AlexandraTheeGreat
    @AlexandraTheeGreat 5 месяцев назад +13

    0:45 this is how people killed in NOLA…. Literally. 😮‍💨😮‍💨😮‍💨😮‍💨

  • @eka8744
    @eka8744 6 месяцев назад +12

    James laughs at anything Fuhad says. Girl said “No!” And james burst out (IN LAUGHTER.)

  • @Banky_lumumba
    @Banky_lumumba 6 месяцев назад +19

    "Giggle for me Princess" 😂

  • @rscoo
    @rscoo 6 месяцев назад +36

    First one had me flabbergasted

  • @Swade_RSA
    @Swade_RSA 6 месяцев назад +67

    "SERENITY!!!"

  • @teagreen9232
    @teagreen9232 6 месяцев назад +30

    Irish mothers are reckless with the use of "galavanting" too :)

    • @elsa_nyc
      @elsa_nyc 6 месяцев назад +1

      Yes they are!!

  • @Clubsandwichchav
    @Clubsandwichchav 6 месяцев назад +59

    It’s an evil world.

  • @ZanyJordie
    @ZanyJordie 5 месяцев назад +9

    Jamaicans love gallivanting too 😂

  • @itsjustkkguys
    @itsjustkkguys 6 месяцев назад +19

    “WOMEN HAVE NO FEAR!!!”- James

  • @shaniecesingleton3704
    @shaniecesingleton3704 4 месяца назад +2

    I loves James’s “oh so that’s how we doing it” face. It’s the most calm rage I’ve ever seen. He wants to scream but it’s like “why?”

  • @SimplyJaicee
    @SimplyJaicee 6 месяцев назад +26

    Girls cuddling one is actually real 😂😂

  • @thediariesofchi
    @thediariesofchi 6 месяцев назад +5

    The personality quizzes are me!😭🤣 thts real quality time right there 😊

  • @jweezy78
    @jweezy78 6 месяцев назад +14

    I’m going to start saying “stuuuupid” the way Fuhad does

  • @Hey.janissa
    @Hey.janissa 5 месяцев назад +3

    I definitely was accused of gallivanting back in the day… and was 😂

  • @Decembersue
    @Decembersue 3 месяца назад +3

    Caribbean parents love gallivanting too!!😂😂

  • @nicole-xr1bl
    @nicole-xr1bl 5 месяцев назад +5

    That opener was UNHINGED

  • @pikalad
    @pikalad 6 месяцев назад +11

    Once James said, cocoon, I knew I needed to see a Kaio animation of it.

  • @sunnni_
    @sunnni_ 6 месяцев назад +7

    Not the mortgage chat 🤣🤣🤣🤣. But honestly, I’m not thinking about that right now

  • @maaqueendaa9510
    @maaqueendaa9510 6 месяцев назад +3

    I just came here to ask for another show in 🇨🇦🇨🇦. Please and thank you!! 🙏🏾 🙏🏾

  • @angelisaac6408
    @angelisaac6408 6 месяцев назад +8

    It’s my turn to run laps😂😂😂😂.. I want to play too.. nahhh kill me😂😂

  • @oyindamolaadebayo6347
    @oyindamolaadebayo6347 6 месяцев назад +5

    0:25
    Nah man the intro is CRAZY! Real question wasn’t she scared?!!! 👀😅😂🤣

  • @Auntie.Songie_2.0
    @Auntie.Songie_2.0 4 месяца назад +2

    Crazy how I'm in class watching this on mute and I can still hear Fuhad's voice fluently

  • @olikah4667
    @olikah4667 6 месяцев назад +8

    5:45 😂 “penetration on the side”

  • @StraymrJ
    @StraymrJ 6 месяцев назад +8

    Lowkey UK must be different when they don't question the fact she got a side piece but question cross over of side and main ting😂😂

  • @sunlight1776
    @sunlight1776 5 месяцев назад +2

    “We just had to pick up the litter” hahah you know he just transported back to how he felt when he was picking up said litter 🫠😂

  • @deviantescott4691
    @deviantescott4691 6 месяцев назад +28

    She got that snappy nappy dugout 😂😂

    • @nebraskawaters8791
      @nebraskawaters8791 6 месяцев назад +1

      Ok! I didn't know we out here referencing Juice 🤣🤣🤣

    • @deviantescott4691
      @deviantescott4691 6 месяцев назад

      @@nebraskawaters8791 got to call it like it is

  • @kidnamedre
    @kidnamedre 5 месяцев назад +4

    Man English dudes vocab be killing me, serenity, bpm, gallivanting 😂

    • @godrules3596
      @godrules3596 5 месяцев назад

      How? Those are normal words you should know, did you go to school?😂😂😂

    • @kidnamedre
      @kidnamedre 5 месяцев назад

      @@godrules3596 nigga I ain’t say I didn’t know them I said they vocab like word in they regular mix. So you be at kick backs just saying serenity and gallivanting on a regular huh

  • @3arthIsGhetto
    @3arthIsGhetto 6 месяцев назад +5

    There's legit nothing sexier than men recognizing predators and calling them out 😜🔥

  • @bevt5193
    @bevt5193 6 месяцев назад +11

    Fuhad said " pick up the litter"😭😭😭😭

  • @Imani_GenZRealtor
    @Imani_GenZRealtor 6 месяцев назад +8

    The Intro story is CRIMINAL 😂😂😂

  • @Aliensanonymous_
    @Aliensanonymous_ 6 месяцев назад +5

    “Giggle for me princess” lmaooo

  • @stevencorey143
    @stevencorey143 2 месяца назад +1

    "Keep the serenity"
    Bruh 😂😂😂 can't say that at my work, we got a lady there who's name is Serenity

  • @angelisaac6408
    @angelisaac6408 6 месяцев назад +31

    I actually understand the babe just being okay with only giving tops.. like sometimes we just wanna play a lil no stress

  • @connordelacerda1233
    @connordelacerda1233 6 месяцев назад +21

    it’s MY turn to run laps 🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @incognitsho9265
    @incognitsho9265 4 месяца назад +1

    “PLEASE let’s just have fun”😭😭

  • @RickR22
    @RickR22 6 месяцев назад +9

    that first story is the kind of stories get told on the documentaries after the murder happened lol cos bruh thats craaazy!

  • @aWHEELone
    @aWHEELone 5 месяцев назад +1

    James, talking about cocooning, I know exactly what he went through 🤣🤣 that level of excitement

  • @niza3470
    @niza3470 6 месяцев назад +8

    Speaking of Sayo...she should totally feature ❤😂😂

  • @anthonylewis4294
    @anthonylewis4294 6 месяцев назад +3

    Y’all are what I imagine english pigeons from the hood sound like

  • @Smiley03416
    @Smiley03416 6 месяцев назад +7

    The first story is legit af yo 😮😮😮😮☠️☠️☠️🤣🤣

  • @bushydaghost2554
    @bushydaghost2554 6 месяцев назад +2

    They had the pick of the litter....... You guys had to pick the litter🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣😂😂😂

  • @oswayneseptember2824
    @oswayneseptember2824 4 месяца назад +1

    When they both hit the "PLEASE" lol🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @pinkglitter6992
    @pinkglitter6992 5 месяцев назад +2

    I think every parent in the UK, no matter where, has said the word gallivant 😂😂 my mum still says it and her kids are grown ass men and women! 🤣

  • @-battleangel-
    @-battleangel- 6 месяцев назад +2

    5:24 Fuhad’s gasp and hand over his mouth 😂

  • @DreJr
    @DreJr 6 месяцев назад +45

    Rush Hour 4 is an issue? That's hilarious to me.

    • @kikialeaki1850
      @kikialeaki1850 6 месяцев назад +22

      Decent joke, but context and appropriateness matters. Among friends, it’s more than fine. In the workplace, it gets dicey for some. You should generally refrain from race or sex based comments among colleagues. You don’t know who’s gonna take it badly.

    • @DreJr
      @DreJr 6 месяцев назад +3

      @@kikialeaki1850 I don't think it would be that much of an issue here. If it's people of African and Asian descent. It's not a stereotype nor even a negative movie reference. The most I can see is the person making the joke being asked to avoid making such jokes in the future or being more careful with whom they make jokes with.
      I do understand where you're coming from but I think it has a lot to do with culture and location.
      I'm quite certain that wouldn't raise an eyebrow (in offence) here. I live in Barbados for context.

    • @lily5952
      @lily5952 6 месяцев назад

      White people say the craziest shit sometimes. I'm mixed race and my partner is white. Even he had to readjust because I educated him on what's appropriate and what's not (and he isn't a malignant racist, or I wouldn't be with him). It's mostly older white people that think they can get away with this stuff, because back in their day they had the societal and political power to do it. I don't think someone should lose their job over a lame joke like this, but they need to be taught a lesson that it's not appropriate to make race based jokes in the workplace.

    • @kikialeaki1850
      @kikialeaki1850 6 месяцев назад +1

      @@DreJr yes, ofc it’s cultural/societal lol. I don’t mind it but others do, so I’m representing certain cultures here, not myself. Which is why I said it’s best to avoid those comments. The UK context is implied there because James and Fuhad live in England, but it can also apply to other places that are touchy about it as well (US, Canada, possibly Australia and New Zealand, etc.).

    • @DreJr
      @DreJr 6 месяцев назад

      @@kikialeaki1850 yeah I figure as much.

  • @freeTheTam
    @freeTheTam 5 месяцев назад +1

    that SERENITYYYYYY was inspired by frank from Seinfeld 🤣🤣🤣

  • @i.e.pluto..2476
    @i.e.pluto..2476 6 месяцев назад +7

    I need help! Daddy's Home tickets in Toronto sold out by 10am when they went on sale...I'm devastated😭😭😭

    • @lvx3000
      @lvx3000 6 месяцев назад +2

      Same! I’m sick!

  • @lotusgsxr750
    @lotusgsxr750 6 месяцев назад +2

    Why even!? I mean... there are things you can do, but you don't do them! NASTY WORK! 😂

  • @rubencosta8014
    @rubencosta8014 6 месяцев назад +2

    “It’s a evil world we live in”
    -Future

  • @Nicobobeepo
    @Nicobobeepo 6 месяцев назад +11

    Not James penguin flopping in his bed 😂

  • @spawnofsatanraven5593
    @spawnofsatanraven5593 2 месяца назад +1

    Cuddles is queit time. If you both fall asleep it's the best cuddles

  • @ebonimccain6988
    @ebonimccain6988 5 месяцев назад

    This is why i love you guys.

  • @miriam2837
    @miriam2837 6 месяцев назад +3

    Intro is WILD and worth it 🤭😂😂

  • @Zaiye-Raushan
    @Zaiye-Raushan 29 дней назад

    James got a story… for everything.😂

  • @rogeriofuruma7086
    @rogeriofuruma7086 2 месяца назад

    The second one really hit home😂

  • @smaao
    @smaao 3 месяца назад +1

    Sad life that the dream is scooping up 18 + from a club😂😂😂
    Brazy

  • @caylanilisaengels1551
    @caylanilisaengels1551 6 месяцев назад +2

    3:45 "SERENITY!!"

  • @alexwilks2848
    @alexwilks2848 6 месяцев назад +2

    If I'm cuddling, don't ask me nonsense questions and disturb my peace. A man faces conflict and stress in every facet of his life, we don't need it at home for no reason as well

  • @brandonwilcox3307
    @brandonwilcox3307 5 месяцев назад +1

    That intro set the most heinous tone for the rest of this video.

  • @paddycakes247
    @paddycakes247 4 месяца назад

    The beginning is insaaane..🤨😬😧😮😲my jaw just kept dropping

  • @numeirgendoepper
    @numeirgendoepper 6 месяцев назад +2

    you guys never miss making me laugh💀❤️

  • @bagbaby6
    @bagbaby6 6 месяцев назад +2

    Flash backs hitting me hard.... but i was the one being the bodyguard for my girls and being friends with the bouncers. Something about the way i carried myself at 16-21 that made guys go crazy and girls feel safe😅

  • @libzthemediocrepundit3054
    @libzthemediocrepundit3054 6 месяцев назад +2

    Yo....was "pick up the litter" a metaphor for...???😂 8:46