Can you WIN a Mario Kart race with RANDOM inputs?

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  • Опубликовано: 29 окт 2024
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Комментарии • 343

  • @j0rts
    @j0rts  2 месяца назад +62

    Thanks to Factor75 for sponsoring today's video. Use my link to get 50% off your first Factor box and 20% off your next month of orders! strms.net/factor75_j0rts

  • @Bryce_the_Woomy_Boi
    @Bryce_the_Woomy_Boi 2 месяца назад +581

    I think we may be looking at our newest track safety inspector, stopping and slowing down to make sure everything's up to code

    • @FrogAttitude
      @FrogAttitude 2 месяца назад +24

      Whenever he finds something Dangerous, he honks his horn....
      Which he did... ...a lot

    • @MyNaymIsSnek1526
      @MyNaymIsSnek1526 Месяц назад +1

      Hi Bryccce! Honessstly didn’t expect to sssee you here, but it’sss a niccce sssurprissse!

    • @Bryce_the_Woomy_Boi
      @Bryce_the_Woomy_Boi Месяц назад +1

      @@MyNaymIsSnek1526 nice to see you here as well, Snek

    • @The_Red_Man
      @The_Red_Man Месяц назад

      @@Bryce_the_Woomy_Boi we are neck and neck for top comment… honestly, yours is better.

    • @The_Red_Man
      @The_Red_Man Месяц назад

      @@Bryce_the_Woomy_Boi birthday boy?

  • @Arrowstotle
    @Arrowstotle 2 месяца назад +233

    I love seeing Randy taking on different games! Keep em coming!

    • @17YearOldGamer
      @17YearOldGamer 2 месяца назад

      Hai

    • @17YearOldGamer
      @17YearOldGamer 2 месяца назад

      I love replying to verified comments.

    • @EpicUniqueWill9
      @EpicUniqueWill9 2 месяца назад +6

      Reinvite Randolph, Randrew, and Brandon to do Mariokart races

  • @qwertyman506
    @qwertyman506 2 месяца назад +76

    7:37 Something about Randy missing every single boost is just so funny

  • @ebony721
    @ebony721 2 месяца назад +100

    Randy is like a little child that's slowly learning how to do things. You really want to see him succeed and try to support and praise him

  • @The_Red_Man
    @The_Red_Man 2 месяца назад +592

    I know it’s unlikely… but I like to imagine that j0rts saw my comment about Mario Kart and immediately started working on this video. Thanks for fulfilling my request, even if you didn’t know I made it!

    • @alan-tairov
      @alan-tairov 2 месяца назад +49

      you got hearted. that means...

    • @Jax_brix
      @Jax_brix 2 месяца назад +8

      🍔

    • @WhiteShyGuyFan
      @WhiteShyGuyFan 2 месяца назад +1

      Yup, I also commented it.

    • @Yanited_Stats
      @Yanited_Stats 2 месяца назад +1

      Thanks man for filling 11 minutes of my life😂

    • @Flufster1
      @Flufster1 Месяц назад +1

      🍔

  • @hfido_
    @hfido_ 2 месяца назад +165

    Fun Fact: if given infinite time, Randy could theoretically get the world record time on every single track in the game.

    • @sirjid
      @sirjid 2 месяца назад +12

      That's not necessarily true. We don't know the frequency at which he presses buttons, and I don't think he can press 2 at once

    • @hfido_
      @hfido_ 2 месяца назад +16

      @@sirjid Both the frequency and the amount of presses are random. The chances are very low, but never 0.

    • @AGalaxyGuy
      @AGalaxyGuy Месяц назад +3

      Not true, because some world records use motion controls.

    • @hfido_
      @hfido_ Месяц назад +1

      @@AGalaxyGuy There's a chance Randy could press + and Y very quickly and perform a gyroscope input.

    • @Mostly_Roblox
      @Mostly_Roblox Месяц назад +2

      You'd just have to wait thousands of years

  • @umdoidoae7539
    @umdoidoae7539 2 месяца назад +43

    5:18
    Randy was going for a sick gap jump, but smart steering messed him up

    • @linnea8753
      @linnea8753 Месяц назад +5

      I was thinking the same thing 😂😂

  • @PantheonFefnir
    @PantheonFefnir 2 месяца назад +126

    I think Jorts really gets it: we should have *more* races where people have their breaks cut. The point of a race to go as fast as possible, and breaks only make you slow, so we should just remove them for every race ever. There is absolutely no way this could ever cause problems.

    • @KodasToyReviews
      @KodasToyReviews 2 месяца назад +5

      But also you can use the brakes to go faster

    • @Music7Ada
      @Music7Ada 2 месяца назад +4

      @@KodasToyReviews
      That is quite literally the opposite of the only purpose of brakes

    • @Vulpercool
      @Vulpercool 2 месяца назад +3

      @@Music7Ada in terms of mario kart this does work soooo (it works because of how items are affected by placement and distance)

    • @Music7Ada
      @Music7Ada 2 месяца назад +1

      @@Vulpercool
      If you find $100 dollars because you tripped, did you earn that money by tripping or by happening to be in the right place at the right time?
      (Just because it's not obvious with text, I'm playing this up a lot. Obviously braking can improve situations to let you go faster overall)

    • @Vulpercool
      @Vulpercool 2 месяца назад

      @@Music7Ada yea, i get what you mean though, and if you play custom races (aka the mode where you can make it so certain items can and cant appear) you can actually just make it... a racing game, but mario kart is more like a party game

  • @wolfchanel2879
    @wolfchanel2879 2 месяца назад +126

    I'm here for the Randy cinematic universe

    • @ILIKECATS347
      @ILIKECATS347 2 месяца назад +1

      Same.

    • @Lucario-448
      @Lucario-448 2 месяца назад +1

      My Favorite Part Of The RCA Is When Randolph, Randrew And Brandom Made Their First Appearance

  • @sunflarewriter
    @sunflarewriter 2 месяца назад +48

    No way he freaking pulled in front of Mario at the last second! 😂

  • @camelpimp
    @camelpimp 2 месяца назад +65

    Randy really channeling how I play racing games

  • @Bismark1815
    @Bismark1815 2 месяца назад +25

    5:18 imagine if Randy made the gap jump

  • @ZepMarioBros
    @ZepMarioBros 2 месяца назад +75

    It's really unbelievable that you can still win in such a chaotic game. It's worth watching and extremely entertaining.

  • @SAINTLUCIFER_WG
    @SAINTLUCIFER_WG 2 месяца назад +8

    I love randy so much, the fact a basic script of ones and zeros can suddenly feel lively and with a heart and soul trying it's best at life when it feels like doing it is an interesting feeling, naming it randy helped push that out a ton, and using only waluigi for randy feels oddly perfectly fitting and accurate to what randy would look like, the characters have such similar energy and silly quirks, this has become my favorite series on youtube already.

  • @StrawHatPuffy
    @StrawHatPuffy 2 месяца назад +65

    Plot Twist: This is just j0rts playing pretending to be Randy

    • @JoProGaming
      @JoProGaming 2 месяца назад +6

      Feels that way sometimes

  • @alynnidalar
    @alynnidalar 2 месяца назад +20

    The way I cheered at the ending!! I love Randy.

  • @squalamander
    @squalamander 2 месяца назад +19

    I respect Randy's decisions to live as free from material possessions as he can

    • @squalamander
      @squalamander 2 месяца назад +7

      Except cat car. That one's non-negotiable

  • @zetade-wi8ec
    @zetade-wi8ec 19 дней назад +2

    10:43 We can see that Randy got hit by Mario. He is truly evil and is getting revenge from him in the Mario Party video, but Randy prevailed.

  • @JB_Stands4
    @JB_Stands4 2 месяца назад +4

    This genuinely almost had me in tears in your recap segment 9:48

  • @Pumpernikkle
    @Pumpernikkle 2 месяца назад +11

    Randys such a nice gentleman, he’s very polite

  • @nintendoswitchfan5581
    @nintendoswitchfan5581 2 месяца назад +50

    You made this video on my birthday!

  • @DaBaseBallZ
    @DaBaseBallZ 2 месяца назад +9

    Randy's tactics are 4 parallel universes ahead of our understanding

  • @Ri5olu
    @Ri5olu 2 месяца назад +14

    5:18 he goes for the huge shortcut & smart steering cuts him off 😭

  • @leolinmalachi
    @leolinmalachi 2 месяца назад +15

    I'm so happy Randy is back lol

  • @Chimera4784
    @Chimera4784 2 месяца назад +35

    Hey guys I'm going on vacation. I have a taxi driver named Randy he has 1 star, but I think it will go just fine.

    • @dupersg9375
      @dupersg9375 2 месяца назад +4

      is he in purple?

    • @Chimera4784
      @Chimera4784 2 месяца назад +12

      @@dupersg9375 yes in fact he is and it also said he really likes stickers

    • @Bryce_the_Woomy_Boi
      @Bryce_the_Woomy_Boi 2 месяца назад +4

      ​@@Chimera4784 it's not like he's constantly honking the horn, right?

    • @Chimera4784
      @Chimera4784 2 месяца назад +5

      @@Bryce_the_Woomy_Boi well he is but we are are right now on train track but I think he's just taking a short cut

    • @dravengarcia8658
      @dravengarcia8658 2 месяца назад +2

      @@Chimera4784 is he in the ocean right now

  • @marceloasensiofilho3833
    @marceloasensiofilho3833 2 месяца назад +5

    Randy might be the goat. I am 90% sure he might be the legendary godgamer

  • @roamingnyiad
    @roamingnyiad 2 месяца назад +4

    So Randy finally wins a race...BARELY, but this is just if it can be done at all, so...YEAH! I call that a success! A 1-in-20 success rate!

  • @3_14pie
    @3_14pie 2 месяца назад +3

    we need to see Randy's family attempt at a grand Prix

  • @blueberryswap_sans
    @blueberryswap_sans 2 месяца назад +3

    Randy is awesome. Randy is life.

  • @gravajaumbros
    @gravajaumbros Месяц назад +1

    So proud of Randy! Always love to see a Randy video!

  • @ExGanonMain
    @ExGanonMain 2 месяца назад +8

    Randy is the GOAT at racing

    • @Bryce_the_Woomy_Boi
      @Bryce_the_Woomy_Boi 2 месяца назад +2

      I wonder how Randolph, Randrew, and Brandon's racing skills are

  • @kingboo4518
    @kingboo4518 2 месяца назад +4

    I never thought Randy would be riding a kart, I thought he’d be in the short bus 💀

  • @Alex-95-Gaming
    @Alex-95-Gaming 2 месяца назад +3

    Need to see Randy play a sports game, like Tennis or Golf. That's Waluigi's element, so Randy should feel right at home. ...Right?

  • @LinkTheOnePieceFan
    @LinkTheOnePieceFan 2 месяца назад +9

    New j0rts video no way

  • @ruancarlosneves9586
    @ruancarlosneves9586 2 месяца назад +2

    7:43 This ability originated from the Motor Rotor minigame

  • @Firestar4041
    @Firestar4041 2 месяца назад +1

    5:36
    That swerve tho. Idk what Randy signed, but it apparently was an item-less run(s).

  • @ursamajo.r
    @ursamajo.r 2 месяца назад

    That comeback at the end was really well written into the script! I felt really happy for Randy when he somehow managed to win haha

  • @oh_wall
    @oh_wall 2 месяца назад +1

    What an amazing story. I truly believed he would make it, never underestimate Randy

  • @VNMRipper
    @VNMRipper 2 месяца назад +1

    5:19 Randy tried the gap jump😂

  • @theslumpis2363
    @theslumpis2363 2 месяца назад +1

    I've said it before, and I'll say it again. Randy is a content genious, knowing how to create the perfect storyline.

  • @Tweaking_Tom
    @Tweaking_Tom Месяц назад +1

    Jorts you should do a challenge in Mario odyssey but you lose different button inputs every time you die. Or every time you die your vision range is lowered

  • @MarvinBretschneider.
    @MarvinBretschneider. 2 месяца назад +2

    Never underestimate Randy.

  • @TheOhioNews
    @TheOhioNews День назад

    The beginning of this video is sooo well edited and i love it

  • @midnighttheumbreon
    @midnighttheumbreon 2 месяца назад +1

    I genuinely look forward to whenever you upload! gonna watch the video now :D

  • @williamsfan9237
    @williamsfan9237 Месяц назад

    Awesome video, and it’s good that all that work paid off.
    Jorts should do random inputs for all 12 racers in Mario Kart for another video.

  • @Aiden_L123
    @Aiden_L123 2 месяца назад +3

    RANDY IS BACK

  • @benjaminsandeen9241
    @benjaminsandeen9241 2 месяца назад

    I'm so glad you mentioned all the caveats at the end, because it wasn't truly random

  • @ThomiereWarOfficial
    @ThomiereWarOfficial 18 часов назад

    Randy: Random inputs
    Me: Tapping every button

  • @BrodiesharkII
    @BrodiesharkII 2 месяца назад +3

    Randy is the goat

  • @basementchild26051
    @basementchild26051 27 дней назад +1

    j0rts, I have an idea for a video. “Ranking miitopia foods based on how edible they are”

  • @Archualudon
    @Archualudon 2 месяца назад

    Selects the first nitro track
    >"another random course"
    Selects the first retro track
    Selects Baby Park on the selection screen
    Joking aside, this was an awesome video and I hope you continue to make bangers like this one!

  • @Andyxws
    @Andyxws 2 месяца назад +1

    Pure Skill Randy thats a true player right there

  • @izzybellyyy
    @izzybellyyy 2 месяца назад +5

    our boy always keeps us in suspense until the very end, but he never fails to deliver

  • @shamra1245
    @shamra1245 2 месяца назад

    Always excited to see Randy taking on a new challenge!

  • @Rojiace
    @Rojiace 2 месяца назад

    Randy is that underdog that you can't help yourself but root for him to succeed. Doing it in the most unexpected way possible.

  • @pncka
    @pncka 2 месяца назад +1

    Randy has diversified his portfolio!
    i hope i make sense idk what that means tbh

  • @CristataArt
    @CristataArt 2 месяца назад +2

    WOOOOO, GO RANDY 🎉🎉🎉

  • @Kaden-was-here
    @Kaden-was-here 2 месяца назад +2

    Gooo Randy!!!!!

  • @small.clover
    @small.clover 2 месяца назад +1

    How dare you call Randy stupid. He's making a masterplan on the 4D Chess board. He's a genius playing 5D checkers strategies you couldn't even comprehend. He's playing 6D Connect 4

  • @dragonlord4898
    @dragonlord4898 2 месяца назад +14

    Promotion Skip Button: 3:55

    • @The_Red_Man
      @The_Red_Man 2 месяца назад +4

      Let him get that sponsorship money, man

  • @MarkPirrello
    @MarkPirrello Месяц назад +1

    I want you to rank every Mario party minigame by how safe it is.

  • @ConfusedGoblinn
    @ConfusedGoblinn 2 месяца назад

    Too see Randy win a track made my day and brought me tears of Joy!

  • @777idkineedausername
    @777idkineedausername 2 месяца назад

    I love how he can make a compelling narrative out of this.

  • @imirhwklw
    @imirhwklw 2 месяца назад +1

    yay randy!! i hope he tries out Mario kart battles

  • @ScooterBootsFunny
    @ScooterBootsFunny 2 месяца назад

    Todays video: Teaching Randy how to drive. I love ur videos. I love Randy! Please keep making Randy bideos

  • @Kaden-was-here
    @Kaden-was-here 2 месяца назад +1

    3:14 you have a cute cat.

  • @3_14pie
    @3_14pie 2 месяца назад

    this is my first contact with a mario kart game after the wii, and oh boy, I think that's the best introduction for the game

  • @Joe-gq2kv
    @Joe-gq2kv 2 месяца назад +3

    We love you Randy! Our beautiful bouncing baby boy!

  • @rhiwright
    @rhiwright 2 месяца назад +1

    your cat is pretty, give the cat some pets, try a game I play with my cats; you pet them, and if they stay and purr, you win. If they leave and/or don't purr, you lose. It's the Make Kitty Purr Game!

  • @EMPeachGaming
    @EMPeachGaming 2 месяца назад +1

    j0rts: You can win Mario Kart with random inputs as long as you don't play 99% of the game

  • @ILIKECATS347
    @ILIKECATS347 2 месяца назад

    It's nice to see j0rts using ideas from the liverstrems

  • @hoodedfr0g
    @hoodedfr0g 2 месяца назад +1

    LETS GOOOOOO THAT'S WHY RANDY'S MY BOI

  • @Splittcat6
    @Splittcat6 2 месяца назад +1

    Just an idea I think there is a game you would love it’s called dogpet

  • @JTWMoo
    @JTWMoo 2 месяца назад

    Videos with Randy are the best Mario Game videos!

  • @ParkTheMark13
    @ParkTheMark13 2 месяца назад

    So proud of Randy! It puts a tear in my eye!

  • @Neruzoa
    @Neruzoa 2 месяца назад

    I didn't know that randomness could be this EPIC

  • @AiminionPolish
    @AiminionPolish 2 месяца назад +1

    OH HELL YEEEEAH!!!
    GLORY TO RANDY!!!!
    SUPPORT RANDYSM!!!!!!
    Love Randy and randysm from poland
    🇵🇱🤝🇷🇴🇦🇩🇳🇴🇩🇲🇾🇪
    Randy is romanian, andorian, norwegian, dominican, and yemeni.
    Hes mixed because randy is all random.

  • @PennsylvanianCody
    @PennsylvanianCody 2 месяца назад +1

    Wait i got an idea:
    What if the Randy Family (Randy and its cousins) Compete In the Mario Kart!
    1v1v1v1

  • @garettturbettmusic
    @garettturbettmusic 2 месяца назад +1

    How would a race of only Randy’s go?

  • @squalamander
    @squalamander Месяц назад

    I'd like to see how Randy fares in battle mode. I think he'll always keep em guessing in Renegade Roundup

  • @nicheniche960
    @nicheniche960 2 месяца назад +1

    RANDY'S BACK FOLKS 🔥💯

  • @pistolmcawesome9306
    @pistolmcawesome9306 Месяц назад

    There's no reason that anyone can ever root against Randy. I love a happy ending.

  • @Kirby_And_Pals
    @Kirby_And_Pals 15 дней назад

    Mario tried to sabotage randy at the end but randy will never let mario stop him

  • @IOSARBX
    @IOSARBX Месяц назад

    j0rts, cool video it was really good

  • @garettturbettmusic
    @garettturbettmusic 2 месяца назад +1

    Randy is amazing

  • @nomiflower9707
    @nomiflower9707 2 месяца назад +1

    Randy won in such a randy way

  • @kingbowserii3029
    @kingbowserii3029 2 месяца назад +1

    FINALLY RANDY FOR MARIO KART!

  • @ajexists1214
    @ajexists1214 2 месяца назад +1

    WOOOOOOO GO RANDYYYY!!!!!!

  • @siliciaveerah9327
    @siliciaveerah9327 Месяц назад

    Randy also felt the need to style on the person in second drifting across the finish line

  • @BrodyRamshur
    @BrodyRamshur Месяц назад +1

    You are amazing and my #1 favorite RUclipsr!!

  • @henrikjacobsen2785
    @henrikjacobsen2785 2 месяца назад +1

    Randy is my spirit animal.

  • @turtleinvader2982
    @turtleinvader2982 Месяц назад +1

    Randy should attempt dark souls next.

  • @Matthew-x8d
    @Matthew-x8d Месяц назад

    Randy vs. shapes, mario party superstars
    Randy vs circle vs squares vs triangle
    Circle: Yoshi
    Squares: Mario
    Triangles: DK

  • @evalabisak6991
    @evalabisak6991 2 месяца назад +1

    0:48 looks like Randy likes to bag😅

  • @potomax
    @potomax 2 месяца назад +1

    Randy needs to upgrade to 200cc now 🤟

  • @colinwurtsmith7229
    @colinwurtsmith7229 2 месяца назад +1

    Yay more Randy

  • @Pika2cool4u
    @Pika2cool4u 2 месяца назад +2

    Why is Randy better than me💀

  • @GammeLP
    @GammeLP 2 месяца назад +3

    Can Randy finish a level in Mario Bros?

  • @x_chaos_x
    @x_chaos_x 2 месяца назад

    Theoretically given a very long time Randy could beat every single world record