Star Wars Rap Battles Ep.2 - Palpatine vs Obi-Wan

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  • Опубликовано: 29 сен 2024
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    Creator/Director: Keith Allen
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    Writer: Scott Knopf, Keith Allen, Donnie Bonelli, and Sam Forsey
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    LYRICS:
    PALPATINE VERSE #1:
    I’m for real, so you better take me serious
    Obi-Who? You’re messing with Darth Sidious
    You suck like a mosquito, so you better check your ego
    Vader killed you real early, barely outlived Greedo
    ‘Bout to get the best of you, electrify the rest of you
    Ugly old man, I need a Guinness just to look at you
    I’m not hypocritical ‘cause Obi-Wan is pitiful
    We wear the same outfit but I was the original
    I wear it better, got the cheddar, and I got the brains
    You think we looking similar but we are not the same
    He’s a loner so his neighbors almost never know his name
    And while I’m livin’ on the Death Star! He’s livin’ in a cave!
    Dirty old man with a dirty old robe
    Even now you be lookin’ like a dirty old Pope
    Vader took the saber to your dirty old skull
    And your dirty old corpse had a dirty old soul, WOAH!
    OBI-WAN - VERSE #1
    That face…almost made me die from shock
    He’s covered in craters like desolate rocks
    It’s like he got popped in that mug that he got
    Like he sneezed looking up but won’t clean up the snot, nooooo
    Darth Hobo, you ain’t no Han Solo
    I’ma cut a promo on this cocky Quasimodo
    Hear they call ‘em Sidious-his face ain't the prettiest
    He oughta change his name and start going by Darth Hideous
    That’s no moon, just a part of a space station
    Sabers in the air-reppin’ Jedi Nation
    A beast with the saber and a Jedi with the metaphors
    You better move along, I ain’t the rapper you’re looking for
    For reals…you could really use some help
    I heard he designed the Death Star by himself
    ‘Cause he’s got no friends, he’s all alone on the edge
    Even your right hand man threw you off a ledge, woahhhhhhh
    PALPATINE - VERSE #2
    [Now witness the power of this fully operational battle rapper]
    Give up, ‘cause ain’t no way you’ll beat this…
    Sith Lord genius, better believe I’m the meanest
    And you know that I mean this ‘cause I know every weakness
    And I’m more heavily armed than even General Grievous
    Obi-Wan, you ain’t an outlaw, at all
    Faith in those rhymes? That’ll be your downfall
    Obi-What? Go tie a noose with a rope
    And Leia should too if this dude’s her only hope
    About to kill this vagabond, I know I got this battle won
    I know it hurts your feelings see me rollin’ with your Padowan
    I took your little friend and then I turned him into Vader
    And then Vader took a saber and he cut through your equator
    Guess it didn’t matter if the force was strong
    ‘Cause Windu’s dead and Qui-Gon’s gone
    And Padme’s heart? Well, that’s the best part
    We’re killing you all…I’m the real Death Star,
    can i get a what?!?
    OBI-WAN - VERSE #2
    What a pathetic round, Plagueis wouldn’t be proud
    After that, there’s no reason for me to influence the crowd
    Man, I feel bad...you’re so tired and sad
    The Empire doesn’t have retirement plans?
    Your hands are shakin’ and your bones keep breakin’
    You’re takin’ medication ‘cause your joints are achin’
    Live to see 100? Don’t know how you’ll do it
    He’s gotta use the force to make a bowel movement
    I’m a role model for this ugly, old oddity
    I’m doing what I’m doing and I’m doing it properly
    I’m everything you’re not...I’m everything that you oughtta be
    You not the Sith Lord, you’re an Obi-wannabe,
    Palpatine got Diabetes, got the sugars, bronchitis
    Hepatitis, caught a virus, rotten teeth, gingivitis
    Arthritis, blindness and his head is super bald
    But when it comes to rapping he’s not sick at all

Комментарии • 4,5 тыс.

  • @KFaceTV
    @KFaceTV  4 года назад +252

    Check out my New Video!! Kylo Ren vs Baby Yoda COFFIN DANCE!!
    ruclips.net/video/YvxutXu6gQI/видео.html

    • @hornydiscord
      @hornydiscord 4 года назад +9

      KFaceTV could you do a stormtrooper vs clone trooper

    • @commanderkronos
      @commanderkronos 4 года назад +3

      Nice

    • @ahsokatano4986
      @ahsokatano4986 4 года назад +2

      Jedi Master Brix want to be friends?

    • @Solocase
      @Solocase 4 года назад +1

      Where can I get the beat only and not the rapping?

    • @ahsokatano4986
      @ahsokatano4986 4 года назад +1

      Salvador Chavez hi I subscribed

  • @Obi-Wan_Kenobi
    @Obi-Wan_Kenobi 5 лет назад +7013

    I'm here to win rap battles and take the High Ground. And I'm all out of High Ground.

    • @vastestpump4577
      @vastestpump4577 5 лет назад +225

      You do well in the low ground though, we've seen your duel in episode I

    • @generalgrevious1685
      @generalgrevious1685 5 лет назад +145

      KENOBI!!! I stole your Pop Tart >:)

    • @djaydexter2417
      @djaydexter2417 5 лет назад +51

      General kenobi

    • @dark_moon6251
      @dark_moon6251 5 лет назад +29

      @the cat cause hes probably The Real EwanMcGregor the Actor of Obi-Wan Kenobi

    • @Lordhellsing1
      @Lordhellsing1 5 лет назад +16

      @@djaydexter2417 you are a bold one

  • @aalliyahbecauseisaidso224
    @aalliyahbecauseisaidso224 5 лет назад +1460

    Score
    Palpatine - 10 ohs
    Obiwan: 11 ohs
    Winner: Obiwan Kenobi

    • @markbraley311
      @markbraley311 5 лет назад +24

      Aalliyah BecauseIsaidso Jedi masters rock! Sith lords suck!

    • @fazemousie8490
      @fazemousie8490 5 лет назад +5

      Yeah!

    • @Will-us6co
      @Will-us6co 5 лет назад +15

      Actually one of the verses obi was said the crowd went ooh not ohh so it was a tie lol

    • @darthbarf
      @darthbarf 5 лет назад +3

      True that, true that!

    • @ROBLOXGAMER-js2jm
      @ROBLOXGAMER-js2jm 5 лет назад +2

      Yea

  • @jayrafael109
    @jayrafael109 4 года назад +49

    "Sith Lords are our specialty."
    I used to think that was a load of hot air, but after this, I'm not so sure anymore...

    • @donate_to_the_edhi_foundation
      @donate_to_the_edhi_foundation 3 года назад +2

      (www.macmillandictionary.com/dictionary/british/four-dimensional-chess)
      Qui-Gon Jinn sacrificing himself for Obi-Wan is quite-epic. Liam John Neeson -- you da real MVP. Becoming a Force-Ghost to defeat Maul is real- 4D-Chess, right there.
      Palpatine did not achieve immortality, because the Dark Side only leads to suffering. Qui-Gon served _Lux Æterna_, [John 8 : 12] 🎸.
      See here-:
      (starwars.fandom.com/wiki/Chosen_One#Prophecy_fulfilled)
      If the link doesn't work, go to Wookiepedia's page about the 《Chosen One》 and scroll-down to 《Prophecy Fulfilled.》
      -----
      ~~I'll go take my break, now.~~

    • @donate_to_the_edhi_foundation
      @donate_to_the_edhi_foundation 3 года назад

      Was Saint-Qui-Gonn «stoned?» The Man was attuned to 4-D-Chess. (He served the Man-Up-Stairs.)

  • @KFaceTV
    @KFaceTV  8 лет назад +603

    "I need A. Guinness just to look at you" Anyone get this reference!?? XD

    • @adampaul6675
      @adampaul6675 8 лет назад +31

      +KFaceTV Yes, i think, Alec Guiness, right? not sure, it was the only thing that made sense to me.

    • @adampaul6675
      @adampaul6675 8 лет назад +9

      +KFaceTV Or maybe the beer company?

    • @AmbushVin
      @AmbushVin 8 лет назад +20

      +KFaceTV Alec Guiness as Obi Wan lol good reference

    • @trevjaywill387
      @trevjaywill387 8 лет назад +38

      he's saying that he needs to get drunk to even look at his face, so it's a double reference to the beer and also the actor, Alec Guinness

    • @hewlyss
      @hewlyss 8 лет назад

      K face don't be silly

  • @oliverclytus7559
    @oliverclytus7559 3 года назад +19

    As a fan of Star Wars this was dope AF. The force was strong in these bars

    • @therealking6202
      @therealking6202 Год назад +1

      You're....a fan of Star Wars? What an amazing coincidence! SO AM I! Who woulda thought out of all these crazy people in the world, I'd run into you in a RUclips comment section of all places! Man...Lord works in mysterious ways, amirite?
      🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @ScoutA-Aron
    @ScoutA-Aron 8 лет назад +11

    Here they call him sidous his face isn't the prittest he outa change his name and go by Darth Hidus😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅

    • @ScoutA-Aron
      @ScoutA-Aron 8 лет назад

      HER THEY CALL HIM SIDUS, HE OATA CHANGE HIS NAME AND GO BY DARTH HIDUS

    • @ScoutA-Aron
      @ScoutA-Aron 8 лет назад

      +exoblast gamer 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

    • @aapuri2480
      @aapuri2480 7 лет назад

      flame boy *Hideous

  • @swazobhattarai6114
    @swazobhattarai6114 7 лет назад +5

    Obi wan killed it and beat palpatine clearly.
    The last verse was pure genius

  • @asharw18
    @asharw18 2 года назад +1

    the palatine in this video has his own tiktok account now where he posts content in his palatine cosplay

  • @boyka235
    @boyka235 3 года назад +1

    Obi Wan beat Maul multiple times
    He killed Grievous
    Cut off Savage Opress limbs
    Trained the guy who killed Dooku
    Flirted with Ventress
    Defeated Vader
    And roasted Sidious

  • @divinenumerology7178
    @divinenumerology7178 4 месяца назад

    We Gettin Outta' Tatooine Wit This One!

  • @SimeonZoom
    @SimeonZoom 4 года назад

    This is actually fire. 2 years late tho

  • @ChiChi-ed4er
    @ChiChi-ed4er 4 года назад +1

    It’s over sidious I got the sick beats

  • @aw8y137
    @aw8y137 4 года назад

    Best video on your channel

  • @manmanson8266
    @manmanson8266 4 года назад +1

    Damn palpy be spitting them bars

  • @denkikaminari3111
    @denkikaminari3111 4 года назад

    Palpating: can I get a what?
    Audience:.....

  • @faridaazizi7779
    @faridaazizi7779 4 года назад +1

    Obi wan to palpating in this battle:petheic

  • @jorteron
    @jorteron 4 года назад

    So nice how come I've not seen it before.

  • @Sexualised
    @Sexualised 4 года назад +1

    Kinda felt bad for the first round of obi wan roasting for palpatine

  • @CCoyle-fs3ym
    @CCoyle-fs3ym 5 лет назад +2946

    That's the second Sith Lord Obi Wan's burned

  • @rimrodi7
    @rimrodi7 4 года назад +2229

    Obi wan should of started with “hello there” 😅

    • @emperortoxic5267
      @emperortoxic5267 4 года назад +31

      That’s like saying palpatine should’ve started with treason or dew it. It would have ruined it

    • @BoberTee
      @BoberTee 4 года назад +4

      Not funny

    • @theswasman1865
      @theswasman1865 4 года назад +25

      Emperor Toxic no it’s not because hello there is a greeting

    • @crazysoldiercze207
      @crazysoldiercze207 4 года назад +2

      Obi-Wan Kenobi

    • @jordanstranger6939
      @jordanstranger6939 4 года назад

      Dude I'd love to see your channel

  • @crispyrice711
    @crispyrice711 4 года назад +697

    Can’t believe they cut this scene out

    • @dawsynlarson696
      @dawsynlarson696 4 года назад +18

      Right dude shits unbelievable 😒

    • @Paxton365
      @Paxton365 3 года назад +37

      I'd rather this than the sequels to be honest.

    • @noodleman2366
      @noodleman2366 3 года назад +4

      What scene

    • @zerovoid7963
      @zerovoid7963 3 года назад +14

      @@noodleman2366 r/wooooosh

    • @Bucsontop_13
      @Bucsontop_13 3 года назад +1

      420 likes 😏😏

  • @alexwoodcock7014
    @alexwoodcock7014 4 года назад +1951

    When can I appear, everyone always tells me Vader is in it but I don’t know who Vader is

    • @johnclarkjr1422
      @johnclarkjr1422 4 года назад +175

      Should I be the one to tell him

    • @JrR07
      @JrR07 4 года назад +103

      John Clark Jr dew it

    • @masteryoda2473
      @masteryoda2473 4 года назад +166

      Let Kenobi handle this, you should.

    • @bradleyk996
      @bradleyk996 4 года назад +59

      Yea Obi would be better off telling him.... *run*

    • @savannahunderwood9361
      @savannahunderwood9361 4 года назад +41

      im gonna tell him ur vader

  • @The_TMM_
    @The_TMM_ 5 лет назад +464

    Sooo this is what palpatine do in his freetime on death star

  • @jonnywolfpackstudios7398
    @jonnywolfpackstudios7398 4 года назад +321

    " here they call him sidious his face isn't the prettiest he'll have to change his name and start going by Darth hideous"

    • @darthvitiate7373
      @darthvitiate7373 3 года назад +11

      hey hey hey
      go all the way barf hideous
      at least im not embarrased of my face

    • @Bucsontop_13
      @Bucsontop_13 3 года назад +1

      @@darthvitiate7373 yo what’s up sidious

    • @darthvitiate7373
      @darthvitiate7373 3 года назад

      @@Bucsontop_13 ayy Sirius nothnig much wby

    • @Holidaypunch1
      @Holidaypunch1 3 года назад

      @@darthvitiate7373 Roger

    • @Bucsontop_13
      @Bucsontop_13 2 года назад

      @@darthvitiate7373 So sorry for the late reply. not much! hows the galaxy?

  • @TomasZombieDogGame
    @TomasZombieDogGame 8 лет назад +914

    "Palpatine got Diabetes, got the sugars, bronchitis
    Hepatitis, caught a virus, rotten teeth, gingivitis
    Arthritis, blindness and his head is super bald
    But when it comes to rapping palpatine's not sick at all"
    GG OBI WON

    • @topplayeplayer3332
      @topplayeplayer3332 8 лет назад +51

      I know right! I was like WOAHHHHHHHH calm down

    • @fcray321fycam9
      @fcray321fycam9 7 лет назад +2

      A lie

    • @neongvortex6937
      @neongvortex6937 7 лет назад +6

      TZD i was like damm dude

    • @RSwizard101vids
      @RSwizard101vids 7 лет назад +12

      he's gotta use the force to make a vale movement I died

    • @bigbob4411
      @bigbob4411 7 лет назад +12

      richard wright Bruh when this started I thought Palpatine had a rapping chance. But I was soooo wrong...

  • @thenordicgreekman8884
    @thenordicgreekman8884 5 лет назад +336

    *mentions all diseases*
    “... but when it comes to rapping boy you ain’t sick at all” DAMN THAT WAS FAYAH🔥

    • @Gasssolo
      @Gasssolo 4 года назад +5

      what a buildup

  • @Cultureghost
    @Cultureghost 5 лет назад +652

    The emperor insulting anyone else’s appearance is truly a foolish mistake.

    • @royalelite2996
      @royalelite2996 5 лет назад +13

      Ikr

    • @obinoscopekenobi9450
      @obinoscopekenobi9450 4 года назад +9

      Yea

    • @SuperDababy2
      @SuperDababy2 4 года назад +15

      Brave but foolish

    • @crazysoldiercze207
      @crazysoldiercze207 4 года назад +5

      But if you insult Revan... RIP! Cause, HK-47 is always near to have the High ground.

    • @enderimusprimeleaderofthee5679
      @enderimusprimeleaderofthee5679 2 года назад +7

      Recall the moment when he brought up Padme? Vader's like: Bitch, i killed my friends, got burned alive, and was amputated... and you bring up my wife? Forget your victory. Imma commit Order 66 on YOU.

  • @howtomusic5157
    @howtomusic5157 4 года назад +157

    "Darth Hideous" and "I'm not the rapper you're looking for..." made me laugh lots!

    • @kibwel.parker6042
      @kibwel.parker6042 11 месяцев назад

      Basically saying you don't want nonna dis

  • @blueknight2002
    @blueknight2002 6 лет назад +530

    Hear they call ‘em Sidious his face ain't the prettiest
    he oughta change his name and start going by Darth Hideous I loved that verse

  • @Gamergirl-.-
    @Gamergirl-.- 5 лет назад +492

    “Can I get a what?”
    Crowd:

  • @SkalaLD
    @SkalaLD 5 лет назад +685

    Palpatine was roasting obi Wan, until Obi Wan did his final line which securely got him the win.

    • @fabian8956
      @fabian8956 5 лет назад +58

      Nah bro palpatine got thoroughly cooked as soon as obi picked up that mic

    • @estherfu6288
      @estherfu6288 5 лет назад +6

      👍 yes yes yes true

    • @vkak1
      @vkak1 5 лет назад +34

      Obi bars were pure 🔥
      I admit palpatine spit some good bars too, buy obi went hard on that mic

    • @NovuscourvousTornflesh
      @NovuscourvousTornflesh 5 лет назад +5

      @@fabian8956 obi wan sucked lol

    • @hez5354
      @hez5354 5 лет назад +9

      Nah obi wans first verse won it for him

  • @alexwilliams5819
    @alexwilliams5819 3 года назад +127

    “And Leia should too if this dude’s her only hope” had me in stitches 😂

    • @anonymousgaslighter345
      @anonymousgaslighter345 2 года назад +7

      The Senate put up a good fight

    • @krazzysu
      @krazzysu Год назад +2

      "He's got to use the Force to make a bowel movement" killed me xD

    • @Gladius440
      @Gladius440 2 месяца назад +1

      Exactly 🤣

  • @freedeathsticks4508
    @freedeathsticks4508 8 лет назад +402

    Obi-wan one that by far. That last verse was the best part. And that last part? That was the best.
    "Palpatine got diabetes, got the sugars, bronchitis, hepatitis, caught a virus, rotten teeth, gingivitis, arthritis, blindness and his head is super bald- but when it comes to rapping, Palpatine ain't sick at all!"
    Pure genius.

    • @freedeathsticks4508
      @freedeathsticks4508 8 лет назад +9

      I also know this rap from start to finish, word for word. I don't along whenever u hear it! Or, rap along, whatever you want to ca it!

    • @anakinchosen1
      @anakinchosen1 8 лет назад +5

      Sidious won by farrrrrrr

    • @freedeathsticks4508
      @freedeathsticks4508 8 лет назад +15

      anakin's_thighs I think the emperor was great, but my vote goes to obi wan all the way.

    • @baqcasanke
      @baqcasanke 7 лет назад +7

      He had the beginning, his disses were better. but Obi-wans last verse had great disses and great flow.

    • @anakinchosen1
      @anakinchosen1 7 лет назад

      yea but all obi wan was talking about is Palpatine's face that's about it, while Palpabeat was shooting him down from every corner of the galacy. "I need a Guinness just to look at you" ...nasty

  • @ValpasKankaristo
    @ValpasKankaristo 8 лет назад +215

    I love Kenobi's voice in this.

    • @rhymetime6381
      @rhymetime6381 8 лет назад +7

      +Valpas Kankaristo Obi-Wan was voiced by Donnie Bonelli from House of Lewis.

    • @ValpasKankaristo
      @ValpasKankaristo 8 лет назад +3

      Hey, thanks!

    • @NoSlow78
      @NoSlow78 8 лет назад +22

      +Valpas Kankaristo This is the best voiced Rap. Both Palp and Obi-wan sound awesome.

    • @jojospiller7633
      @jojospiller7633 7 лет назад +1

      Valpas Kankaristo men

    • @randomfolder1982
      @randomfolder1982 7 лет назад

      Valpas Kankaristo IKR!

  • @hunterbeach8193
    @hunterbeach8193 7 лет назад +151

    lol emperor palpabeat best name ever

    • @GenericM3
      @GenericM3 5 лет назад +12

      cuz that beat is palpable.

    • @ZawnDawn
      @ZawnDawn 5 лет назад +7

      Darth hideous

  • @firecoockie1620
    @firecoockie1620 5 лет назад +181

    Obi-Wan burned Sidious harder than Anakin on Mustafar

  • @sleepyzzz7055
    @sleepyzzz7055 8 лет назад +83

    I was expecting this to be really bad but damn this was really fucking good lol

  • @dillpickles3046
    @dillpickles3046 5 лет назад +338

    Advantages:
    Palpatine: Lightning
    Obi wan: High ground
    Winner: Obi wan with the high ground

    • @athan13590
      @athan13590 4 года назад +9

      in case of lightning you should avoid the high ground.

    • @imdumbbut1681
      @imdumbbut1681 4 года назад +5

      Well in Pokémon ground is immune to electric

    • @obiwankenobi5268
      @obiwankenobi5268 4 года назад +4

      No one will win against the high ground accept me when maul had the high ground

    • @martineberendsen7103
      @martineberendsen7103 4 года назад

      I have the real hight ground with the death star

    • @obiwankenobi5268
      @obiwankenobi5268 4 года назад

      Darth Sidious you should have not got the high ground

  • @spicysnowman8886
    @spicysnowman8886 4 года назад +70

    Palpatine: "Can I get a what?"
    Crowd: 🦗🦗🦗🦗

  • @fortnitesucks1817
    @fortnitesucks1817 5 лет назад +431

    "Ugly old man" hmm palpatine clearly hasn't looked into a mirror after the mace windu fight lol

    • @ei991
      @ei991 4 года назад +14

      He's a beautiful man. Someone had sex with him when he looked like that.

    • @ei991
      @ei991 4 года назад +5

      @popular YT I am not. Sorry for The Rise Of Skywalker spoilers.

    • @ei991
      @ei991 4 года назад +5

      @popular YT imagine how strong sith mind trick can be, then?

    • @HalloweenYanfei
      @HalloweenYanfei 4 года назад +1

      @Baby Yoda baby baby baby yoda
      You are so much cuter when you're not full size I feel my medichlorian count rising from one look with those big dark eyes YEEAA

    • @NikNokGamer
      @NikNokGamer 4 года назад

      sunin pahim pelko “Palpatine got.....busy?”
      “I don’t want to think about it.”

  • @crystalDM96
    @crystalDM96 8 лет назад +212

    The makeup and costumes here are on point!

    • @millo2561
      @millo2561 6 лет назад +4

      crystalDM96 - Obi-Won
      Sorry for the bad pun QwQ

    • @littlebenny2833
      @littlebenny2833 6 лет назад

      yes

    • @AnakinSkywalker-mn1qs
      @AnakinSkywalker-mn1qs 6 лет назад

      crystalDM96 you underestimate my power

    • @EricRLane
      @EricRLane 3 года назад

      anakin skywalker seriously you became darth vader and here’s the truth you could never beat the emperor face to face. the only way you would be able to win against him is by striking him in the back without being seen. the dark side is for the weak.

  • @georgeprice5625
    @georgeprice5625 5 лет назад +284

    "You're not the Sith Lord, you're really an Obi-Wannabe" REKT! Obi-Won!

    • @HelloThere-os3ev
      @HelloThere-os3ev 4 года назад

      @Plo Koon it make u stupid, think inside the box

    • @TheHeadlessCreator
      @TheHeadlessCreator 4 года назад

      @@HelloThere-os3ev No he's right. This is a rap battle not a "hey I'm just gonna put shit together because they rhyme" battle. I've seen 3 of these videos on this channel and they all have been mediocre at best.

    • @defaulter264
      @defaulter264 4 года назад

      @@TheHeadlessCreator watch ERB, they have good rap battled

    • @defaulter264
      @defaulter264 4 года назад

      Battles*

    • @TheHeadlessCreator
      @TheHeadlessCreator 4 года назад

      Defaulter oh I do.

  • @enoobmusic
    @enoobmusic 3 года назад +65

    What?! Palpatine isn't more heavily armed than me! He electrocutes himself at the end of every trilogy!

    • @Dragonhunter_2.0
      @Dragonhunter_2.0 3 года назад +4

      Did you change your name?🤣

    • @enoobmusic
      @enoobmusic 3 года назад +3

      @@Dragonhunter_2.0 yes, yes I did. I'm glad you noticed.

    • @robertmegit9305
      @robertmegit9305 3 года назад

      I just noticed that

    • @insidemyhead22
      @insidemyhead22 3 года назад +1

      Woh he does

    • @poppadnice52
      @poppadnice52 3 года назад +1

      Oh stop he didn't electrocute himself to death in the prequels or the original trilogy just that stupid rise of skywalker film.

  • @peedaphilebuzzlightyeer5253
    @peedaphilebuzzlightyeer5253 7 лет назад +403

    Obi-Wan looks more like George Lucas

    • @darthbarf
      @darthbarf 5 лет назад +1

      Yes he does

    • @pie7697
      @pie7697 4 года назад

      Without the glasses

    • @athan13590
      @athan13590 4 года назад

      thinks that have been seen cannot be unseen.

  • @kellinwitte7343
    @kellinwitte7343 6 лет назад +91

    I've been scrolling through RUclips, bored out of my mind, and this beauty has been up for three years??

  • @RecklessLife76
    @RecklessLife76 5 лет назад +249

    See, Obi-Wan should have been the one to fight Palpatine

  • @Kirifuki
    @Kirifuki 5 лет назад +330

    Palpatine was winning completely but as soon as Obi-Wan brought up Plaguies Palpatine was atomized harder than the first Death Star.

    • @emperoryoda5342
      @emperoryoda5342 5 лет назад +21

      I respectfully disagree, Palpatines second round was weak he never accomplished a comeback to Ben's first round

    • @NovuscourvousTornflesh
      @NovuscourvousTornflesh 5 лет назад +4

      @@emperoryoda5342 palpatines second verse was the best . He destroyed obi wan

    • @escanorlionsinofpride6147
      @escanorlionsinofpride6147 5 лет назад +8

      @@NovuscourvousTornflesh Nope

    • @abrahamlincoln9160
      @abrahamlincoln9160 4 года назад +3

      @@NovuscourvousTornflesh
      You're not just wrong. You're stupid

    • @obinoscopekenobi9450
      @obinoscopekenobi9450 4 года назад +6

      @@NovuscourvousTornflesh Amazing, every word of what you just said, was wrong

  • @giovannygarcia7993
    @giovannygarcia7993 8 лет назад +85

    No one is gonna say it so I will. Idk why but it sounded so badass when Obi Wan said "Sabers in the air repping Jedi nation" 😂 Also Palpatine's Death Star line

  • @Bigvgiant
    @Bigvgiant 4 года назад +54

    "Now witness the power of this fully operational battle rapper" luv it

  • @Yeet-cw7oe
    @Yeet-cw7oe 4 года назад +194

    Palpatine: *spits out fire at Obi wan*
    Obi wan: I'm the master of the defensive light Saber style
    *whips out Uno reverse card*

    • @ei991
      @ei991 4 года назад +5

      Soresu*

    • @zeny2381
      @zeny2381 4 года назад +5

      That's the 1 dark lord of the sith(don't count vader) that kenobi has burned.

    • @momyx4
      @momyx4 3 года назад

      i like it

  • @iamReddington
    @iamReddington 5 лет назад +63

    "He's got to use the force to make a bowel movement." LMFAO!

    • @donate_to_the_edhi_foundation
      @donate_to_the_edhi_foundation 3 года назад

      M҉҉r҉҉, P҉i҉n҉e҉s҉t҉r҉i҉p҉e҉ S҉҉u҉҉i҉t҉.
      I҉ s҉e҉e҉ y҉o҉u҉'r҉e҉ a҉ m҉a҉n҉ o҉f҉ c҉u҉l҉t҉u҉r҉e҉, t҉o҉o҉!
      🛡️☮️

  • @sweetestdemon5541
    @sweetestdemon5541 8 лет назад +488

    Obi Won
    I'll stop with the terrible puns now.

  • @dangerous1090
    @dangerous1090 4 года назад +38

    No one
    What happens after you die in the Star Wars universe:

  • @baqcasanke
    @baqcasanke 7 лет назад +295

    Palpatine was totally winning but Obi-Wan pulled it off in the end.

    • @therealshadowwolf1
      @therealshadowwolf1 5 лет назад +8

      Palpatine lost big time

    • @Kirifuki
      @Kirifuki 5 лет назад +16

      Palpatine would have won but as soon as Obi-Wan brought up Plaguies Palpatine was atomized harder than the first Death Star.

    • @dirtnugget5968
      @dirtnugget5968 5 лет назад

      Thats how the good guys do it!

    • @merlinklein587
      @merlinklein587 5 лет назад +3

      highground.exe installed

    • @anonymousgaslighter345
      @anonymousgaslighter345 2 года назад

      I agree

  • @ULTIMATZEKROM
    @ULTIMATZEKROM 7 лет назад +379

    Obi-Wan just Obi-won

    • @randomfolder1982
      @randomfolder1982 7 лет назад +1

      ULTIMATZEKROM Lol

    • @nataliamidzio
      @nataliamidzio 6 лет назад

      ULTIMATZEKROM! HOW DARE YOU! MY MASTER AIN'T NO LOSER!!!!! YOU AND OBI-WAN ARE SO IN FOR IT NOW!!!!!😠😠😠😠😠

    • @nataliamidzio
      @nataliamidzio 6 лет назад

      Sorry, I like obi-wan better too😆 it's just that darth maul is my favourite sith, so....nvm

    • @yanceyjames3089
      @yanceyjames3089 5 лет назад

      Damn bro 🔥

  • @kokeech
    @kokeech 5 лет назад +56

    Sideous never got his "what"

  • @primalplayzzz6699
    @primalplayzzz6699 4 года назад +37

    I vote for obi “your just an obi wannabe”XD

  • @snoozeyoulose7542
    @snoozeyoulose7542 7 лет назад +719

    Damn i am on fire! UNLIMITED POWA!

  • @thegamemaster2000
    @thegamemaster2000 9 лет назад +167

    Obi-wan killed him with that last verse.
    Another great rap battle, but i'm giving it to the god guy's again! :D

  • @jasonlyleblack
    @jasonlyleblack 8 лет назад +331

    "He has to use the force to have a bowel movement" haha. +KFaceTV well done!!

    • @KFaceTV
      @KFaceTV  8 лет назад +4

      +Jason Lyle Black Thanks Jason! :)

    • @christinezamarra9355
      @christinezamarra9355 8 лет назад +2

      +KFaceTV ur channel is AMAZING!!

    • @AgateBrick
      @AgateBrick 8 лет назад +8

      "I ain't the rapper your looking for"
      There's Obi Wan with his mind tricks again

    • @deathclaw817
      @deathclaw817 8 лет назад

      +AgateBrick97792 damn obi again with the mind tricks

    • @PointlessGamer_xD
      @PointlessGamer_xD 8 лет назад

      +AgateBrick97792 as soon as you said that comment he said it XD

  • @obiwankenobi5268
    @obiwankenobi5268 4 года назад +12

    Who’s next because you already know I won

  • @TheMrPeteChannel
    @TheMrPeteChannel 7 лет назад +55

    Now witness the power of this fully operational battle rapper!

    • @PlaystationGamerZX
      @PlaystationGamerZX 7 лет назад +2

      MrPete8680 What the fuck I keep seeing you everywhere on a lot star wars video. Damn

  • @scottdw
    @scottdw 9 лет назад +41

    Awesome work Keith! Youz killin it!

    • @KFaceTV
      @KFaceTV  9 лет назад +8

      +ScottDW SCOOOOOOOOTT!! Why you so nice to mez??? Let's play. And film.

  • @edbertextreme
    @edbertextreme 5 лет назад +82

    Obi wan have a high ground which is stronger than the force

    • @jeremywatters2295
      @jeremywatters2295 4 года назад +2

      The High Ground is where the light side is strongest as shown when Obi-wan killed Maul even though Maul had the High Ground.

    • @crazysoldiercze207
      @crazysoldiercze207 4 года назад

      Query: What means illegal? I killed some Jedi with my hands. - HK-47

  • @therealdyl4167
    @therealdyl4167 4 года назад +33

    Obi-Wan had me at "That face, almost made me die from shock"

  • @hiddenfox_x
    @hiddenfox_x 5 лет назад +47

    "I ain't the rap star that you're looking for."
    "Now witness the power of this fully operational battle rapper."
    "But when it comes to rapping, Palpatine ain't sick at all."
    Dang this battle was heated, but my vote goes to Obi-Wan. These are just my favorite lines from the rounds.

  • @MarloesvandenBosch
    @MarloesvandenBosch 8 лет назад +119

    You should do Kylo Ren vs Darth Vader next, that would be so funny!!

    • @Deviant.0
      @Deviant.0 8 лет назад

      hell yes

    • @satiricwriter
      @satiricwriter 8 лет назад

      +Marloes van den Bosch Kylo vs Starkiller!

    • @degen7220
      @degen7220 8 лет назад +6

      +Marloes van den Bosch No that would'nt make sense at all. Kylo looks up to Vader

    • @MarloesvandenBosch
      @MarloesvandenBosch 8 лет назад +1

      +Love Samuelsson Yeah that's why it would be funny

    • @joedirtthe3rd
      @joedirtthe3rd 8 лет назад

      +Love Samuelsson yeah Kylo would get on his knees for Vader LOL

  • @pratamama9180
    @pratamama9180 8 лет назад +54

    Obi Wan is the best at everything!😄😄😄😄😐😐

    • @pratamama9180
      @pratamama9180 8 лет назад

      😄😄😄*

    • @legostopmotion9518
      @legostopmotion9518 8 лет назад

      Not on midichlorian count

    • @cheesitz007
      @cheesitz007 8 лет назад +3

      Yet his control of the force was on par with someone with a massively greater midichlorian count. Because obi wan is second only to yoda. Before you argue watch the fight between him and anakin on mustafar, they clearly show that neither can defeat the other's force abilities. And you know what, dark siders always have an advantage with using the force aggressively, so as a jedi anakin would have lost to obi wan. So, force use though not potential, obi wan wins.

    • @bethbegue7532
      @bethbegue7532 7 лет назад

      marvellover your right he did beat maul,anakin but not jango,vader but he's still cool

    • @lysol8069
      @lysol8069 7 лет назад +2

      He let vader win

  • @uraveragejohndoe2180
    @uraveragejohndoe2180 4 года назад +73

    palpatine: i'm more heavily armed than even general grievous
    meanwhile general grievous: *grows 10 more arms*

  • @darkangel-ve8pn
    @darkangel-ve8pn 5 лет назад +81

    Obi's accent kills me man 🤣🤣 it's like half Scottish and half British ain't hatin just saying makes everything even funnier

    • @tangyhyperspace2217
      @tangyhyperspace2217 4 года назад +10

      You do know that Scotland is part of Britain right?

    • @konikonitrainerwill5969
      @konikonitrainerwill5969 4 года назад +4

      @@tangyhyperspace2217 I think they meant English (not American-English)

    • @tangyhyperspace2217
      @tangyhyperspace2217 4 года назад

      I know

    • @darkangel-ve8pn
      @darkangel-ve8pn 4 года назад +1

      Tangy hyperspace not that it matters but yes I know..however they are two different different sounding accents

    • @lichtheelumbu1698
      @lichtheelumbu1698 3 года назад +2

      Fun fact :McGregor is scottish

  • @kenjivizsla4949
    @kenjivizsla4949 5 лет назад +28

    DARTH HOBO YOU AIN'T NO HAN SOLO I'MMA CUT A PROMO ON THIS COCKY QUASIMODO my favorite part lol😂☺

  • @UltraCoolSuperOne97
    @UltraCoolSuperOne97 3 года назад +18

    this is the best star wars rap battle imo. A lot of Palpatine's insults you could easily throw right back at him lol. How can Palpatine call ANYONE ugly?

    • @poppadnice52
      @poppadnice52 3 года назад +1

      By doing it. It takes one to know one.

  • @ryangois6071
    @ryangois6071 9 лет назад +92

    obi one destroyed with him last verse

    • @ryangois6071
      @ryangois6071 9 лет назад +11

      obi wan

    • @floridaborndemon4614
      @floridaborndemon4614 8 лет назад +1

      +Ryan Gois OBI WAAAN

    • @CPTAwesome9000
      @CPTAwesome9000 8 лет назад +2

      Considering the emperor destroyed him all throughout the battle he didn't win. He only good one good verse, palpabeat destroyed him on everything

    • @jdubby21288
      @jdubby21288 8 лет назад

      his last verse wasnt good as his first. his first was his best. palpabeats second verse was better than obiwans 2nd and obiwans 1st was better than palpabeats 1st. tie!

    • @garym5596
      @garym5596 8 лет назад +1

      +matthew bottariyeh I've noticed people usually say who ever has the last verse won and forget about the battle as a whole.

  • @johnnystorm374
    @johnnystorm374 5 лет назад +23

    Love how they squared up at the end like they were about to throw down for real this was the best rap battle it felt like it could’ve kept going definitely best battle and closest but I give it to kenobi

  • @sealpacito595
    @sealpacito595 6 лет назад +32

    Wow the empire doesn't have retirement plans??? Wow cuz palpabeat could use some

  • @therealkayz
    @therealkayz 6 лет назад +31

    "Obi-wan"
    Okay I will leave now

  • @Mehmet-yv7lp
    @Mehmet-yv7lp 5 лет назад +23

    Senate vs High Ground!

  • @dankchewy2699
    @dankchewy2699 5 лет назад +24

    Obi- wan omg the goat 😂😂🙏🏾🙏🏾
    First time watching this I’m subbing NOW

  • @generalgrievous5896
    @generalgrievous5896 4 года назад +6

    2:09 What do you mean? I've got 4 arms that can spin 360°, meanwhile you can't even fully stretch your arms old man...

  • @noahhorner231
    @noahhorner231 8 лет назад +43

    "Good, let the rap flow through you" -The Emperor of Rap: Palpabeat

  • @turntechRavager
    @turntechRavager 9 лет назад +23

    While the last verse was good, it doesn't make up for the whole battle. Overall performance, I'm gonna have to say Palpatine won this one.

    • @thewolfjake
      @thewolfjake 9 лет назад

      doesn't matter. people are picking obi-wan for the last verse anyways

    • @turntechRavager
      @turntechRavager 9 лет назад

      I'm aware, just giving my personal opinion on the matter.

    • @thewolfjake
      @thewolfjake 9 лет назад +1

      turntechRavager I agree with you though

    • @frankuribe95
      @frankuribe95 8 лет назад

      palpabeats homie!

    • @TupacAurelius
      @TupacAurelius 8 лет назад +1

      yeah Palpetine was sick

  • @KraNisOG
    @KraNisOG 8 лет назад +101

    I just relised that Vader not only killed a lot of jedi but he even killed Obi-Wan and Darth sideous

    • @ashc4167
      @ashc4167 7 лет назад +26

      Killerninja He didnt kill Obi. Obi trolled him and became one with the force during their fight.

    • @dagamingdag6658
      @dagamingdag6658 7 лет назад +5

      Killerninja yea but obi wan let him

    • @marshalldav2052
      @marshalldav2052 7 лет назад +4

      it spell sidious
      i find your lack of spelling disturebing

    • @tinahu90
      @tinahu90 7 лет назад +8

      He brought balanced to the force by just killing everyone

    • @eikamik1123
      @eikamik1123 6 лет назад +2

      marshall dav disturbing*

  • @damienerickson4182
    @damienerickson4182 4 года назад +28

    Ol' Obi was really ahead of his time with that "caught a virus" bar

  • @KFaceTV
    @KFaceTV  7 лет назад +492

    New Star Wars Rap Battle is HERE: ruclips.net/video/g9OJljhby30/видео.html

    • @solsolsolomon
      @solsolsolomon 7 лет назад +5

      OBI-WAN VS. BOBA

    • @TheMrPeteChannel
      @TheMrPeteChannel 7 лет назад +2

      KFaceTV Die'rector Kronic vs Jyn & Juice Erso! All i ask for is a credit!

    • @jeckjeck3119
      @jeckjeck3119 7 лет назад +1

      KFaceTV More, I want more! UNLIMITED RAP BATTLE!

    • @dieenefries
      @dieenefries 7 лет назад +3

      KFaceTV Obi -Won

    • @jacobsands441
      @jacobsands441 7 лет назад +1

      KFaceTV obi wan vs Darth maul

  • @zack4915
    @zack4915 5 лет назад +38

    "I'm more heavily armed than General Grevious"
    Obi-Wan: a bit extra cant hurt

  • @kakashisensei1592
    @kakashisensei1592 8 лет назад +18

    Palpatine won

  • @prestokrs1
    @prestokrs1 4 года назад +11

    "It's like he sneezed looking up but won't clean up the snot." I can't! LOL!

  • @mraaronludwig
    @mraaronludwig 7 лет назад +16

    Rapping = Modern Day Poetry

  • @isabellahock8255
    @isabellahock8255 5 лет назад +16

    when palpatine brings up padmes death vader kills 90000 people from the army

    • @sickdude1042
      @sickdude1042 4 года назад

      Isabella Hock is a bock you sell as a discusting rock you fuckin bock you get a schock the world is as rock climbing carefull dont schoke the moment you slip and lis the grip its ver drip but you gonna go to sleep

  • @LegatusLucius1994
    @LegatusLucius1994 5 лет назад +26

    Obi-Wan use the Forbidden move known as Force Devastation in this rap battle holy shit

    • @donate_to_the_edhi_foundation
      @donate_to_the_edhi_foundation 3 года назад

      That's not as devasting versus Qui-Gon's 4D-Chess when he gambled in pod-race. People have misunderstood _The Phantom Menace_. More importantly, Jar Jar Binks also became Bombard-General after Qui-Gon saved him.

  • @aiko1000
    @aiko1000 4 года назад +7

    Emperor Palpabeat, now that's a name i haven't heard in a long time

  • @צוףדרור
    @צוףדרור 5 лет назад +21

    obi wan won so much.
    may 2019?

  • @ThePOSM
    @ThePOSM 5 лет назад +13

    Damnn Obi-Wans last bar 🤣
    👾

  • @bluepearl935
    @bluepearl935 7 лет назад +10

    Obi-Wan won. He killed that last verse. The sassiness is real!

  • @TekniQx
    @TekniQx 8 лет назад +5

    Obi-Wan's voice/acting is definitely the best of the Rap Battle series... NAILED IT.
    My two Favorite lines:
    1. "Beast with the Saber, and a Jedi with the metaphors... You better move along: I ain't the rapper that you're lookin for"
    2. **Names off diseases, illnesses, etc.** ...Then ends with "But when it comes to rappin, Palpatine ain't sick at all..."
    LOL! Obi-Wan going full beast mode. His Jedi Mind Trick and final verse lines trump anything Palpatine said.
    Vader did have some good rhymes in episode 1, but I didn't care for the voice acting at all.

  • @The_Bahamian_Intellectual
    @The_Bahamian_Intellectual 3 года назад +4

    “Obi-wan, you ain’t an outlaw at all. Faith in those rhymes, that’ll be your downfall. Obi what? Go tie a noose with a rope, and Leia should too if is dudes her only hope!”
    Now I know why they call him the emperor of the dark side

  • @GameHead007
    @GameHead007 5 лет назад +38

    "It doesn't really matter if the force was strong, cuz Windu's dead, and Qui-Gon's gone." This battle is a rap!
    Get it

  • @joehicks2918
    @joehicks2918 8 лет назад +8

    I think palpabeat should move on to next level. he so got it. yeah

  • @dawsonbriner8324
    @dawsonbriner8324 8 лет назад +50

    Stormtrooper vs clone