0:01 Get a diamond and smelt it then get a fortune pick and mine the diamond ore then put those diamonds in the furnace and repeat for infinite diamonds (with a reverse furnace)
1:26 When I play on Bedrock with my Friends (because we only have Bedrock) It's always like this. When I hold a trident, it is stuck in the character's body.
"Fear that a duck somewhere is always watching you" dude, i remember watching a kids show with an episode where the main character actually got that phobia
Honestly I want to see a mod that just makes golems you spawn vineless, and naturally spawning golems have vines. Maybe even give em vines if you put them on the iron blocks during building. No difference in attributes, just a visual change.
I thought it was the VR game "Cyube" It's basically Minecraft but specifically made for VR. It's really cool, the crafting's different, the actions that you have to do to work the tools like wiggling out your axe after a hard swing into that oak tree, the smelting is awesome, fundamentally it's the same, but you can to "physically" put items in there and watch it melt into liquid and be poured out into an ingot mold you made earlier-you also have to use some flint and tinder to the get the fire in the bottom compartment going.
1:28 I know the context for this one, if you hold a shield in your offhand and go f5 then save and quit, this is the image that shows up when you look at the world.
Creepophobia is a fear of creepers from Minecraft. The quickest treatment for Creepophobia is physical reasurrence from a family member or going into creative and then trying to tame one. Advertisement. I have no words
2:36 this one actually looks pretty cool, if your pc can handle that tho ur pc is made by gods hands. Obviously its a blender animation butit looks honeslt pretty cool.
2:37 is that Minecraft or is it "Cyube" A very awesome VR game that close to Minecraft. You need to work the tools like you're supposed to in real life like wiggling out the axe after you've given a hard chop at that oak tree. To get planks you have chop the log up into multiple pieces (something like how RL Craft did it). The smelting is just satisfying, it's fundamentally the same, the three compartments, but you get to "physically" put items into the top and bottom compartments, you also have to use flint and some tinder to get the fire in the fuel compartment going, you can watch the iron glow orange and flow out as a liquid into the ingot mold you crafted earlier. If that's not cool idk what is. And yes, the graphics is basically identical as what is shown here.
That reverse furnace would be SUPER USEFUL, free coal. It takes one diamond to make one diamond ore and one coal. That same coal can be used to smelt nine diamond ore, it's game changing! Now that I have your attention WE'RE NO STRANGERS TO LOVE YOU KNOW THE RULES, AND SO DO I A FULL COMMITMENTS WHAT I'M THINKING OF. YOU WOULDN'T GET THIS FROM ANY OTHER GUY I JUST WANNA TELL YOU HOW IM FEELING GOTTA MAKE YOU UNDERSTAND NEVER GONNA GIVE YOU UP NEVER GONNA LET YOU DOWN NEVER GONNA RUN AROUND AND DESERT YOU NEVER GONNA MAKE YOU CRY NEVER GONNA SAY GOODBYE NEVER GONNA TELL A LIE AND HURT YOU
1:02 maybe i should put it into my minecraft and adapt it for my lovely S̸̻̹̯̙̖̱̞̪̹̹̯̺͙͓͙͐͋̀͑̈́̀͛̚H̶̝̝̤̹̺͍͆͑́̒͗̚͜͜ͅȨ̸͈͖̠̬͖̮̳̤̩̣̘̫̰̮͆̓̏͂̂̐͌̕͠E̷̢̢̱̱̬̘̙͔̦͈̠̱̤̲̲̒̈́̏̏̋̿̓̆̀̽͂̀̈́̚P̴̟̣̭̮̟̱̘̩̺̜̅̃͂͐͘
Idea. You should make a mod when it's raining, it also comes with storms that slowly pushes you in one way. (That means the way are random for each rain)
actually, the fact punch and kick are super effective makes perfect sense, because his name is captainseafear, his moves are probably water type, and phoenix being a phoenix is probably fire flying, which is obviouslg weak to water. in this essay i will
It's not the fear of Minecraft itself, it's the fear of the creepers from Minecraft (Creepophobia). And yes, a duck or goose watching you at all times is a real phobia.
There are 5 stages of minecraft Experience. 5Blender, Patrix, Seus and mods 4Shaders and resource packs 3Normal minecraft 2old textures 1Minecraft alpha
It seems i have the phobia of minecraft. But only when i fall out of the world, or reach the world boarder, or do something that would destroy my world... And so much more...
The one about the duck watching you is a reference to a single comic strip by Gary Larsons The Far Side. I'm certain he made it up. Or at least brought it into people's vocabulary or whatever
The redstone one can be taken two ways. When I first saw it I thought "oh no one will find the diamond because no one mines redstone" but after looking again I saw AMOGUS.
You have been visited by Axolotl in a Bucket, you will now have good sleeps :)
Yes, especially after everything else you've just seen in this video.
i’d hope so, he’s my bsf
*Must protecc Axolotl in a bucket.*
The axotal
Roses are red
Axolotls are in bucket
When I see a sus meme
I run all the way from my home to freaking Nantucket
Don't worry about the cooked axolotls; you can just put them in a reverse furnace to revive them
But why
The axolotl looked so cozy in his bed
Wait-
@Ok yes
I put them in a furnace, eternal suffering.
@Ok If so hopefully it will reveal wether he uses RUclips dark mode or not
0:07: exists
Me with a fortune 3 pick: UNLIMITED POWER
Wow true
He knows too much to be left alive
“It is time to exploit”
~Sun Tzu
It’d be much cooler with the new raw iron
The dark side of the force is a pathway to many abilities some consider to be... pog.
2:56
this was actually done via blender and it's pretty darn impressive
awww i was hoping this was a mod or shader that i could download to make my computer cry
No it's actually a mod in teardown
@@Rashmi-tu6hn no it's not?
That pc needed tho
@@jamesr736 That probably will never be possible in decades.
Technically reversing a diamond back to a diamond ore could be useful if you have a fortune pick.
..........that's the idea
yes
@@adnanshaikh7692 no the idea was memes
@@TheAdvertisement *xue hua piao piao bei feng xiao xiao*
Also, free coal. one coal can smelt 8 items, so turning one back means that you can smelt an extra 7 items
2:40
I can feel my computer rolling around in fear, as it knows I now want to try a texture pack like that for a while
This should be a modpack!
My computer melted
@@Jilted84 Mine exploded
It's a teardown map.
@@traister101 I still wanna try it.
We are literally never going to escape the Sus memes, are we?
Hello there Yello, my favourite RUclipsr.
true. btw hi Yello!
Someday we might go to war with sus meme enjoyers
Escape? Now why would we ever do that?
Never ever
1:37
This is a reference to portal 2 when they were scanning for defective turrets
Misandry intensifies
Templet
“Hello”
Response
“yeah what?”
“AH CMON!”
It's because Alex is the superior Minecraft avatar in every way. 1. Her name is cooler. 2. ... See 1.
@@bsharpmajorscale fake Steve is just better and my name is literally alex
Im gonna do some hacking
“Smashs glass”
Phoenix: "Fear that a duck always watching you"
Everyone: "Herobrine's duck"
That’s the last quack you will ever hear
It’s not the duck that’s concerning
It’s the fact that people fear ducks watching them that’s concerning
Russians: Оџг Dцск
No
The chicken would have white eyes
0:01 Get a diamond and smelt it then get a fortune pick and mine the diamond ore then put those diamonds in the furnace and repeat for infinite diamonds (with a reverse furnace)
GENIUS
So Technically, A Vineless Golem Would Be A Newly Built Golem Before Going On All Of These Adventures.
Oh Matpat, You Can Hire Me Now
Shaders and textures be getting too realistic these days tho
This is the true RTX Minecraft
Meanwhile his pc: 🔥🔥🔥🔥
I’m waiting for another o to arrive
that wasnt an animation? if it wasnt it definetly used a mod to make doors move like that
I was like "what survival horror game is this? Oh...."
1:07 This should actually be a feature, kind of like shearing the pumpkin off of a snow golem!
He kinda neked
Maybe a newly spawned Iron Golem doesn't have vines but grows them after a certain time.
@@Victor-um9ce nah the texture has vines
@@anshsgh6092 he meant it should be added
1:26 When I play on Bedrock with my Friends (because we only have Bedrock) It's always like this. When I hold a trident, it is stuck in the character's body.
1:42 it's just fine! just replace the alex in the main scanner with steve!
(lessons from an aperture science employee)
Feminists in a nutshell
When I see other ores next to diamond ore, I freak out thinking they replaced some diamonds :(
When the ores are Amogus
Redstone is kinda sus. I’m pretty sure I saw him vent in electrical.
*amogus drip plays
I get it, redstone, electrical. Or maybe I'm just looking too deeply into it...
@@KingNedya I think you're looking too far into it but that makes it much more funnier! XD
No no no, I think it IS electrical.
@@KingNedya damn, you did look too far. I love it though!
3:16 Phoenix SC: Finally, a worthy opponent. Our battle will be legendary!
😂
I love how PhoenixSC used the sound effect from Phoenix Wright for the text scroll in that part. Very fitting
@Mot Kaou are you a *bot*
@@trueffetbysyqual yes
Phoenix: Images you will love to see.
The thumbnail: *amogus* 😳
1:36 reminds me of that one part in portal 2 where you have to replace the master turret with a defective turret
How to get infinite diamonds:
Step one: put diamond in output slot of a furnace
Step two: take diamond ore, use fortune
Step three: repeat
Genius
i was thinking that!
Modszzz
@Promotion Gaming is it bedrock edition
@Promotion Gaming :(
"Fear that a duck somewhere is always watching you" dude, i remember watching a kids show with an episode where the main character actually got that phobia
Figaro Pho?
I have that fear
@@virivren what the duck is Figaro Pho?
Clarence??
@@Toxic_Death no
"vineless iron golem"
"it kinda looks naked"
im like 60% sure they looked like that at some point in the past
2:12 very sus
Honestly I want to see a mod that just makes golems you spawn vineless, and naturally spawning golems have vines. Maybe even give em vines if you put them on the iron blocks during building. No difference in attributes, just a visual change.
Minecraft images I will end up viewing because I'm curious, part 1000
@cious no
@@silveraxe301 no
@cious not funny, didnt ask
who tf
@@silveraxe301 no one cares about Mortal kombat gameplay
Finally something to think about other than tomorrow being my first day of school.
Ha i started two weeks ago.
:'(
Same
@@yourfrienskeeter2101 same
yoo same here
@@yourfrienskeeter2101 Ha I have to work and never stopped
:'(
2:36 ngl that looks really cool and how the pc can handle it lol
It was probably rendered in engine, though that does look cool
I was expecting something to pop in the fog ngl
@@PunishedKrab horror games flashback
Ngl this part is exactly how I view Minecraft as a kid
@@seratarsybagusibrahim5018 SAME ESPECIALLY YOU ARE ALONE IN SURVIVAL WORLD THEN YOU BELIEVE IN HEROBRINE LOL
2:37 reminds me of amnesia dark descent just how the fog, lighting, water look as well as the door.
Blade and sorcery nomad.
2:41 This makes me feel an emotion I can't describe
1:08 I never noticed this until now…
Iron golems have ABS
Swol Golem
I just noticed that cg5's song "phoenix of the sea" rhymes with pheonixsc
3:00 this pc was enchanted blast protection IV, fire protection III, efficiency V and unbreaking III
What’s the modpack
@@biscrit2498 A mod
I thought it was the VR game "Cyube"
It's basically Minecraft but specifically made for VR. It's really cool, the crafting's different, the actions that you have to do to work the tools like wiggling out your axe after a hard swing into that oak tree, the smelting is awesome, fundamentally it's the same, but you can to "physically" put items in there and watch it melt into liquid and be poured out into an ingot mold you made earlier-you also have to use some flint and tinder to the get the fire in the bottom compartment going.
And lagprotection 256 and crad protection at 265
This vid was sponsored by netherite computer gang
I love how Phoenix sounds so disappointed at the ore imposter
impostore
1:28 I know the context for this one, if you hold a shield in your offhand and go f5 then save and quit, this is the image that shows up when you look at the world.
1:56 Yep, that's real. My friends and I do it to eachother on an SMP we play on. It's been around for ages now :)
I tried it too, the boat even continue to spin when jump back in lmao
when i try dont works
People put way too much love and effort into this stuff.
@@silveraxe301 wut?
No Phoenix, you can't just assume what kind of images I love seeing, even though you're correct.
0:19 Some years ago I was feared that a Duck Somewhere is always watching me. This may sound like a joke but this is serious.
Ye I had it but with giraffe
Creepophobia is a fear of creepers from Minecraft. The quickest treatment for Creepophobia is physical reasurrence from a family member or going into creative and then trying to tame one. Advertisement.
I have no words
2:05 that is real, though only on java (on bedrock the boat will still spin as well as the llama, and will slow down)
0:34 this should be schrodinger's chestplate: you dont know if the chesplate has burnt until you see it float up
2:36 this one actually looks pretty cool, if your pc can handle that tho ur pc is made by gods hands. Obviously its a blender animation butit looks honeslt pretty cool.
No it’s teardown a pc game were you break stuff
2:37 is that Minecraft or is it "Cyube"
A very awesome VR game that close to Minecraft. You need to work the tools like you're supposed to in real life like wiggling out the axe after you've given a hard chop at that oak tree. To get planks you have chop the log up into multiple pieces (something like how RL Craft did it). The smelting is just satisfying, it's fundamentally the same, the three compartments, but you get to "physically" put items into the top and bottom compartments, you also have to use flint and some tinder to get the fire in the fuel compartment going, you can watch the iron glow orange and flow out as a liquid into the ingot mold you crafted earlier.
If that's not cool idk what is.
And yes, the graphics is basically identical as what is shown here.
..it's minecraft
It's a teardown map
0:18 POV: You see so many people having fun on Minecraft & you just can't take it anymore. So you get scared of it.
Me: "Everywhere I go."
Me: "I keep seeing Among Us memes."
Kinda sussy
Everywhere I go
I keep seeing beluga memes
:/
69th like
71rst like
72th like
As a bedrock player I can 100% confirm that that one meme is accurate
Imma confirm it too. So it is now 200% confirmed.
which one?
@@siregne4343 You know the one.
@@siregne4343 the one with the shield through the head, with the guy on the bed
These sus memes are going to last forever I’m stuck in a infinite loop
Phoenix: are you serious?
guy who made it: no
0:41 and that my friends, is why crafting isnt a symmetric relation
It’s been more than a year, most likely the sus meme will go on to infinity.
Hopefully dont
sus needs to sleep forever
My eyes can’t handle this anymore…
@Mot Kaou ok?…
fun fact the first person isn’t done watching
Look stop giving me hate please
Fun fact the first person may be done watching and have ended the video early
1:14 POV Your Sitting At The Front Row Of A Race Game And The Cars Go Past You
That reverse furnace would be SUPER USEFUL, free coal. It takes one diamond to make one diamond ore and one coal. That same coal can be used to smelt nine diamond ore, it's game changing!
Now that I have your attention
WE'RE NO STRANGERS TO LOVE
YOU KNOW THE RULES, AND SO DO I
A FULL COMMITMENTS WHAT I'M THINKING OF.
YOU WOULDN'T GET THIS FROM ANY OTHER GUY
I JUST WANNA TELL YOU HOW IM FEELING
GOTTA MAKE YOU UNDERSTAND
NEVER GONNA GIVE YOU UP
NEVER GONNA LET YOU DOWN
NEVER GONNA RUN AROUND AND DESERT YOU
NEVER GONNA MAKE YOU CRY
NEVER GONNA SAY GOODBYE
NEVER GONNA TELL A LIE AND HURT YOU
1:02 maybe i should put it into my minecraft and adapt it for my lovely S̸̻̹̯̙̖̱̞̪̹̹̯̺͙͓͙͐͋̀͑̈́̀͛̚H̶̝̝̤̹̺͍͆͑́̒͗̚͜͜ͅȨ̸͈͖̠̬͖̮̳̤̩̣̘̫̰̮͆̓̏͂̂̐͌̕͠E̷̢̢̱̱̬̘̙͔̦͈̠̱̤̲̲̒̈́̏̏̋̿̓̆̀̽͂̀̈́̚P̴̟̣̭̮̟̱̘̩̺̜̅̃͂͐͘
Idea. You should make a mod when it's raining, it also comes with storms that slowly pushes you in one way. (That means the way are random for each rain)
When Minecraft gets cursed by Phoenix SC and his fans.
actually, the fact punch and kick are super effective makes perfect sense, because his name is captainseafear, his moves are probably water type, and phoenix being a phoenix is probably fire flying, which is obviouslg weak to water. in this essay i will
2:03 yes, that is real and it works on both bedrock and Java editions
1:30
Phoenix,
That is what every teenager is like 2 days/2 hours/2 minutes before any exam
If that makes any sense…hope that explained it well
That time of the month always comes at just the right time, doesn’t it..
Ah yes logig
Makes Sense to me
that realistic minecraft render in the fog was cozy as heck
4:10 CaptainSeaFear used, Curse! PhoenixSC was demonitized... It's super effective!
“Wait, what’s wrong with the thumbna-
Oh. Oh no.”
this is the 1st time ive seen phoenix got rick rolled
@@silveraxe301 i didn't even realise that its an rick roll because the video is mortal kombat
As a bedrock player I can confirm that the game is highly unstable
I have the same problems
My brother got teleported vast distances on his bedrock world cause it screws up the calculation when going through nether portals sometimes
@@longbeing same
First clip: *exists*
Entropy: *Confused screaming*
The fear about a duck always watching you is real. I have a friend that has it.
Wow what a wonderful Thumbnail to see at 2 am! Thanks Phoenix SC!
The one at the end when the Phoenix character faced the screen was quite menacing even if it wasn't meant to be.
3:42 kick isn't effective, every pro uses ban
3:06 I bet if there gpu had a water block that’s what it would sound like.
It's not the fear of Minecraft itself, it's the fear of the creepers from Minecraft (Creepophobia). And yes, a duck or goose watching you at all times is a real phobia.
The Second-Last one was actually REALLY Cool
Out of all of these things I laugh at the "fod" and "pop" one
i've done the boat spinny thing before but with pigs, i somehow figured it out on my own, thought people already knew you could do it
.o. i got a heart and a like, u just made my day, thank you
Did u do it on java or bedrock?
@@endedquest4682 bedrock 1.13
2:23. Alright, whats time is it? ITS TIME TO DO IT!
I LOVE the fight that you showed before the end
2:50 not even minecraft anymore lol
There are 5 stages of minecraft Experience.
5Blender, Patrix, Seus and mods
4Shaders and resource packs
3Normal minecraft
2old textures
1Minecraft alpha
This is the definition of minecraft in 2021.
?
I don’t know guys, redstone looks a lil sus.
The fear of a duck watching you was actually invented by a cartoonist called garry Larson
Fear of minecraft should be named "blockplacephobia"
*FEAR THAT A DUCK SOMEWHERE IS ALWAYS WATCHING YOU*
"Minecraft images you just love to see..."
*Proceeds to show videos not images*
But videos are moving images
2:06 yes, fundy actually saw it in the "I made everything slippery" video
what the texture pack advertises: 2:36
what the texture pack actually is like: 3:14
It seems i have the phobia of minecraft. But only when i fall out of the world, or reach the world boarder, or do something that would destroy my world... And so much more...
That llama at 1:59 got some SERIOUS whiplash
Ahhh yes phoenix best hobby is making a curse mc video
Don’t you just like a good old Phoenix SC video
4:02
so what would happen if he choose to curse?
Demonitization
The one about the duck watching you is a reference to a single comic strip by Gary Larsons The Far Side. I'm certain he made it up. Or at least brought it into people's vocabulary or whatever
0:19 I love that Gary Larson reference.
Minecraft shaders in 2069 be like:
2:55
Oh, boy. This is gonna be fum…
2:31 dude I know the guy who made that
*BRUH*
The redstone one can be taken two ways. When I first saw it I thought "oh no one will find the diamond because no one mines redstone" but after looking again I saw AMOGUS.
The fear that a duck is always watching you is from a comic panel called Far Side by Gary Larson.