How about When u got to get up and go to the front of the bus cause you cutting up in the back 😂😂 I was gonna save that for my channel but I don’t have the equipment you have to make it come out better in quality so please do so I can laugh I’m just starting up bro and u inspired me fr thank you 🙏🏽
@@julisa3100 IM Talkin bout cage match outside the ring with the rock CONSTANTLY REACHING under the ring pulling shit out and slammN it all over they neckkk XD
The worst was when you prayed your parents didn't come early so you could erase the voicemail on the house phone before they did! That ride home on the bus was long!!!
Bruh I ran straight home non stop jajana , when I take the bus I make it long ride usually take couple block and peak thru windows and try going thru window or ran straight room or jump in shower or hid closet
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This dude needs a fucking Oscar. Doesn’t use crazy costumes sets or effects, so everything that’s good about these videos is cus of his acting scripting and crazy ability to replicate human behavior. Best thing the YT recommended ever brought me was this channel.
I had a teacher in elementary who tripped over me and fell because she was walking backwards, talking to her class and not paying attention while bending the corner. She then had the audacity to blame ME because she was embarrassed. Parents need to wake up and acknowledge that people are gonna be people no matter their title; yes your child can lie, and yes their teacher can too.
Nah in sum cases the teachers would be lying fr.i even think bck at sum moments i get sent to the office for sum i didnt do.my phone even got taken for months
My 3rd grade teacher lied on me saying I farted in front of the class. I was so pissed about that. Just last year she tried to send me a friend request on FB. I decline that shit so fast.
My mom passed away in May and your videos been helping me relive some of the awkward and funny moments I’ve gone through with my mother and I just wanna thank you bro. Laughter is absolutely the best medicine and these skits help me to remember her even more fondly when I see other people had similar experiences.
"I don't know what you crying for, I ain't even hit you yet" Lord! I heard that ALL THE TIME!!! Wasn't for me but I'm sure Mama's get a script to follow as soon as they have a baby! 🤣🤣🤣
anybody else parents used to pause when they talked while you was getting beat? “ I.......DEN......TOLD.......YOU.....YOU......BET......NOT.....DO.......THAT.......SHIT.........AGAIN”
The sad reality is teachers will fabricate knowing the child is unable to formulate a strong argument exposing the lie. Most of the teachers lies happened to me when I was about eight or nine. Very hard to formulate a coherent and organized thought at that age exposing their obvious deception. Of course, you were punished more for even accusing the teacher of lying. Knowing what we know now, if a parent asks, "Oh so the teacher is lying?" we would/could safely respond with a resounding "yes".
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Lets not act like the teachers, principal, school staff don’t lie. If I have kids, I will always hear them out before I listen to the school staff because I know how I was treated back in the day.
Or maybe you kids was actually disobeying the teacher and being bad. Looking back at my childhood, there were some days when I knew I was acting out and I gave my teacher hell🤷🏾♂️
@@vince11harris Or sometimes it could literally just be the adults acting out? Adults, especially teachers can sometimes be out of control and use their authority against kids. It's happened many times and I'm betting it still happens today. It isn't always the kids acting out.
@@timeissketch2942 that’s the outlier tho. Most of the time. It’s the children acting out. Teachers try being nice and telling them to stop but kids want to do it what they want because they not they parents. They say shit like they can’t beat me or punish me etc. Now folks getting mad because teachers doing they job. That’s crazy😂
Them teachers do be lying though. I remember a few instances where I literally didn’t even do anything and they told me mom I did something heinous smh….
When you hear: "Ain't even hit you yet", "Go ahead and explain yourself" or after the first flinch, then It's go time on that whooping. You either tense up and pray your adrenaline kicks in to reduce the pain, or grandma walks in the room and protects you.
How the parents always believe someone they don’t even know over they OWN CHILD?!?!? Like damn you birthed me and you believe some one you only known for a few months
@@ItsJustMir and my parents threw the biggest fit when we got home the next day it wasn't just my grandparents it was the whole family who got on them🤣😂
When I say this video was on point … omg this had me having flash backs like crazy 🤣🤣🤣🔥🔥 perfect bruh I’m going to show my mom this so she can see what she looked liked 🤣🤣and that sandal was big as shit 🏃🏾♂️🤣🤣🤣🔥🔥🔥
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Damn son.. how could anyone over the age of 40 not 100% feel this skit so hard... no joke.. South Bend, Indiana.. lady principle Mrs. Hurt.. she made you a better human.. you learned.😇🤣🤣
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How about "when the game cheating but you just trash" please 🙏🏿
I LUH YOU BRUDDA
How about When u got to get up and go to the front of the bus cause you cutting up in the back 😂😂 I was gonna save that for my channel but I don’t have the equipment you have to make it come out better in quality so please do so I can laugh I’m just starting up bro and u inspired me fr thank you 🙏🏽
When you ate your all yo moms snacks and lied bout it
When them dudes who clean shoes at the mall be like
“I get a call. I’m thinking you hurt. I’m expecting the worst” 😂😂🤣🤣🤣 always trying to use their supposed grief as anger
Me checking this comment at 420 likes: Eyyyyyyy
So accurate haha
Too accurate
@@virgilhawkins5680 “this hurts me more than it hurts you.” MAN IF YOU DONT GET THAT BULLSHIT OUTTA HERE! 😭💀
No. The grief is real. Just temporary. She told him why she was getting ready to spank him.
I lost it when I realized the mirror was one of the spanking objects in consideration 😂😭
LMAO Same 😭🤣
The mirror and the chair was funny to me 😂😂😂😂
Same bro 😂😂😂
Same
“Show this boy how to do some reflecting.”
SO ON POINT “ION KNOW WHY YOU CRYING AINT EVEN HIT YOU YET” then the flinching 😔
😂😂😂😂😂
Haha. Black moms are the funniest!! But I’m sure I wouldn’t be laughing if I were in the situation😩
But they do be lyin sometimes tho🤣
@@fungirl1006 YOU AINT EVEN LYING 😭😭
@@MixedBeauty01 FR Vro had me not telling the teacher about hat my mommas number wasn’t
😂😂😂
Then the next day at school telling everyone “Nah she didn’t even care anyway”
Lmao
😂
Lmao he needs to do a part two of this haha
😂💯
Facts
This like a mom's version of a "Choose your weapon!" screen
The metal chair gave me smack down versus raw ps2 vibes lol
@@julisa3100 IM Talkin bout cage match outside the ring with the rock CONSTANTLY REACHING under the ring pulling shit out and slammN it all over they neckkk XD
Perfect comment
@@Donpovich omg yess bruh
@@jjh97yearsago17 XD
The worst was when you prayed your parents didn't come early so you could erase the voicemail on the house phone before they did! That ride home on the bus was long!!!
Bus??? I’m running home
@@itzporter5651 laugh ain't that the truth 😂
🤣 fr lmao but once you erase the voicemail you feel hella good
@@AlexSilva-zs7pc till you find out they called the job number and you looking betrayed like “Wait you have a work number the fuck”
Bruh I ran straight home non stop jajana , when I take the bus I make it long ride usually take couple block and peak thru windows and try going thru window or ran straight room or jump in shower or hid closet
“I don’t know why you crying? I haven’t even hit you yet” I got flashbacks 😔🤣😂💀
Instantly 💀
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Facts
This dude needs a fucking Oscar. Doesn’t use crazy costumes sets or effects, so everything that’s good about these videos is cus of his acting scripting and crazy ability to replicate human behavior.
Best thing the YT recommended ever brought me was this channel.
Maybe a RUclips Oscar.. sure
@@puckered6036 lmfaoooo
@@puckered6036 shit was a little overboard 😂, “ability to replicate human behavior”... headass 😂😂
@@TJinoue 😭😭😭
@Paul Bancroft ikrrr!! 🙌🏾
Constantly coming through with the laughs 😂😂
Thanks fam
One thing about parents: they WILL make a weapon out of ANYTHING 😭
@Mont Tv parents in general
@@incapacitato not all parents built like that
You right i used to get beat with barbed wire and a belt with razor blades.
@@michealharrison2219 obviously not, I'm just saying that OP didn't make it a race specific thing for a reason
@@incapacitato yoooo nice pfp
Parents act like the Teacher not lying to protect their job smh
I had a teacher cap all over me in school confrence in the 6th grade so i and my friends broke her car
@@yassineszn17 damn
@@yassineszn17 I might make a skit on this
I smoke weed on my RUclips channel for “educational” purposes 😂😂
Ong
“Listen listen look” and aint got shit to say. Too accurate 😭😭😭
Bruh on me. You start crying and instantly develop a stutter and struggle to talk through your gasps.
ong I never had anything to say I would be like “but I” and start having my throat hurt like you’re about to cry
Lmaooo
😂😂😂😂😂😂 The last stage of pleading before you know it's on.
💀💀💀
When ya mom say “ I’m gonna ask you one more time “ that means whatever your answer is, you still getting a beating 😂😂😂
“Go head and tell me what happened promise I won’t hit you” biggest lie parents ever told🤣🤣
There's always that last bit of hope. 😂😂😂😂
The biggest one we knew they were lying 😂
@@youtubefiredepartment7547 😂😂😂😂😂
You forgot to say “you wasn’t crying when you was actin a damn fool” 😂
Bruhhhhhh 😂
Biggest lie a teacher has ever told me. "You never handed in your homework", then making me redo it. Because they lost it
It'll happen in college too
@@thefirstc.j.582 yepppp happened several times to me
Depends on whatever your track record is.
@@luisbolanos8393 I went to university in high school lol I had a good record
They always lose your homework, and then act like its your responsibility to make it magically appear in your hands.
The chair....he said I ain't tryna kill ya!!!!...😂😅🤣🤣
😂😂😂😂😂 Now they wonder why we have trust issues.
I had a teacher in elementary who tripped over me and fell because she was walking backwards, talking to her class and not paying attention while bending the corner. She then had the audacity to blame ME because she was embarrassed. Parents need to wake up and acknowledge that people are gonna be people no matter their title; yes your child can lie, and yes their teacher can too.
this is a certified hood classic
this is a certified hood classic
Yo
Mexican 🏡 approved
@@neilxdavis5359 yo
My parents hate me because i smoke weed on my RUclips channel ): they wish I could’ve been a doctor💔
The worst is when the teachers write a “miscellaneous” note in the agendas then your parents have to sign it.
A teacher did this to me, thankfully my mom didn’t believe her and her and my dad went to the school to report her and she nearly had gotten fired
@Chan Smith me too I got sick n tired of them allegations , or pages would go missing in that book😭😂🤣
This happened to me I waited all the way till morning to have my dad sign it... let’s just say it was the worst morning ever
@Chan Smith I learned my momma signature the morning of my field trip
I tried to use whiteout to cover it up. It failed horribly 😭
“Bout to clock in on that ass whoopin” got me man
Everyone saying that the teacher lying were some lil badass kids
teacher was definitely lying
Some teachers be lying
Those same badass kids in your replies, still saying the teacher was lyin lmao
Nah in sum cases the teachers would be lying fr.i even think bck at sum moments i get sent to the office for sum i didnt do.my phone even got taken for months
Their definitely are teachers who lie,I've never been lied about but I've seen teachers do it to other students before.
Lol 😂 either way you went… telling the truth or sticking with the lie… that ass was going to burn for a few days lol 😂
“Why you crying? I ain’t even hit you yet!” Lmaooo
My 3rd grade teacher lied on me saying I farted in front of the class. I was so pissed about that. Just last year she tried to send me a friend request on FB. I decline that shit so fast.
My 6th grade teacher did talk all bullshit then i and my friends broke her cars windows lmao
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
@@yassineszn17 Wow..we have a badass here ladies and gents!
you cuteeee
@@yassineszn17 so she was right about you.
The ride home was the scariest. I would literally be praying. 😂
My mom passed away in May and your videos been helping me relive some of the awkward and funny moments I’ve gone through with my mother and I just wanna thank you bro. Laughter is absolutely the best medicine and these skits help me to remember her even more fondly when I see other people had similar experiences.
Hope ur doing ok
Your mom beat you? And that's somehow funny?
“Idk why you crying.. I ain’t even hit you yet, idk what you crying for” 😂😂
Because they're still gonna b struck in the end
“I ain’t trynna kill ya” hit a little different 😂😂
The way the mom examined those weapons is too accurate 😂😂😂
0:22-0:24 mama, mom..😂😂😂 I remember crying that out!! SCARED TO DEATH!!😂😂😂
“Why you cryin’, I ain’t even hit you YET’
🤣🤣
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣. When mom using a nice and calm voice while she's talking to you.
I lost it When he picked up the damn chair like it was WWE 😂😂😂
Nah when he fake practice shifted with it that got me 😂
When she’s talking to you while showing you her death weapons , you know you f’d up😭
This felt so real. I remember days like this. Mama didn’t play!!
Picked up he chair like it was Smackdown 😂
hahaha the “why you getting up!?” repeatedly before the pounce to that ass whooping was the thing that killed me the most
Then they try to call the teacher and the teacher still has the audacity to lie
Basically 😂
"I don't know what you crying for, I ain't even hit you yet" Lord! I heard that ALL THE TIME!!! Wasn't for me but I'm sure Mama's get a script to follow as soon as they have a baby! 🤣🤣🤣
Bro that i Don't even know why you crying i ain't even hit you yet is the worst 😂😂😭😭
🤣🤣🤣the mirror took me out yo...I swear Anything can become a weapon in mommas arsenal 👜🪞🪑🧴🪃📏👞📭🗞🥴
anybody else parents used to pause when they talked while you was getting beat?
“ I.......DEN......TOLD.......YOU.....YOU......BET......NOT.....DO.......THAT.......SHIT.........AGAIN”
Lol those were the worst
WHAT *smack* I *smack* TELL *smack* YOU *smack* ABOUT *smack* *smack* *smack* CLOWNING *smack* AT *smack* THAT *smack* SCHOOL!!!? *BOOM SMACK*
😂😂😂😂😂 that conversational @#$ whooping was in a league of it's on
100%
PTSD activate
I swear that "I had to leave work to come and deal with you" hits so different
he really chosing the weapon to hit him with😂
we be trying to tell our side of the story like we in a court room 😂
Only thing she forgot to say was "This is gonna hurt me more than it's gonna you".
“Imma ask you one more time before I clock in on that ass.”😂👏🏼
Lmao!!! Those beatings were the worst 😥😥😥😂😂😂
You got me with the chair flinch🤣
😂😂😂 my Goodness I'm dying of laughter 🤣🤣🤣.. teacher be lying for real though
It’s scary how accurate this is I had flashbacks to when I was in middle school 🤣
Lmaoooo on my soul this was me 🗣 EVERY 🗣 DAMN 🗣 TIME!!!! 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
The "why you crying? I ain't even hit you yet?" 🤣🤣🤣 So damn accurate!!!!
We cant even get a word in 😂😂😂😂😂 its over
The underwear as a headwrap gets me every time 😂😂
If you're mum ever says it's fine don't worry about it like that you better start worrying about it fast 🤣🤣
TOOOOOO FUNNY!! SOOOOO ACCURATE! I love how we monologue and inspect the whoopin' tools before we beat that behind😂
Yeah abusing children is so funny amirite
Lol wow he about to get a WWF hell in a cell beat down!" He about to clock in on that ass!" Lol
The sad reality is teachers will fabricate knowing the child is unable to formulate a strong argument exposing the lie.
Most of the teachers lies happened to me when I was about eight or nine. Very hard to formulate a coherent and organized thought at that age exposing their obvious deception. Of course, you were punished more for even accusing the teacher of lying. Knowing what we know now, if a parent asks, "Oh so the teacher is lying?" we would/could safely respond with a resounding "yes".
This really got me cuz Mama do look in the mirror while she talking when she mad for real black moms do this shit lol
The accuracy from 0:13 - 0:17 when he was crying to mom was literally so spot on haha. 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
“Why you gettin up,why you gettin up”🤣🤣🤣
My mom would’ve hit me with everything you were deciding on and then say, “dinners ready”
Yea lol
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Bruh you just triggered a Vietnam flash back, and the anxiety when your dad came home to find out your in trouble 😬😬
“And I had to leave work” smfh..memories.
“I ain’t trynna killa ya” 🏆🏆🏆
🤦🏾♂️
“Tell me a joke now”
“ I had to leave work and miss my money…” all the while… picking a whooping option… 😭😭😭
If mama say "don't worry bout it" then you should in fact... Worry bout it
Them tears look too real 😂💪
THE FACT THE MAMA GOING THROUGH HER ASSORTMENT OF WHOOPING CHOICES 😂😂💀
Not the chair!!! Instantly thought of wrestlemania 🤣🤣🤣
Bruh this so accurate I’m glad these days are over 😂😂😂😂
This is like Bruce Willie on Pulp fiction 🤣
Funnier than anything on SNL.
Not the chair lol don't give em the chair Mama!!! lmaooo
Lets not act like the teachers, principal, school staff don’t lie. If I have kids, I will always hear them out before I listen to the school staff because I know how I was treated back in the day.
Sometimes neither is lying there’s just miscommunication
@@holidayin7962 Not in regards to me.
Or maybe you kids was actually disobeying the teacher and being bad. Looking back at my childhood, there were some days when I knew I was acting out and I gave my teacher hell🤷🏾♂️
@@vince11harris Or sometimes it could literally just be the adults acting out? Adults, especially teachers can sometimes be out of control and use their authority against kids. It's happened many times and I'm betting it still happens today. It isn't always the kids acting out.
@@timeissketch2942 that’s the outlier tho. Most of the time. It’s the children acting out. Teachers try being nice and telling them to stop but kids want to do it what they want because they not they parents. They say shit like they can’t beat me or punish me etc. Now folks getting mad because teachers doing they job. That’s crazy😂
"don't worry bout it" 🤣🤣 oh the war tactics
Good thing I'm the manager where I work, I laughed so hard that I could've been fired! 😂. Awesome content sir
I cried when Kilakay took the chair though 😂😂😂😂
The teachers really be having beef with us in middle school 🤣🤣
This nigga got me reliving my childhood!!!... i cant 😂😂😂😂
🤣🤣🤣🤣 this guy makes my day!! I’m crying lol accurate
Other memories 😂😂😂😂 you cry before being beaten 😂😂😂 but it doesn’t change the situation 😂
Somebody get this man in a movie. His acting is amazing😂
The PTSD flashbacks are strong with this one...
Dude I’m fucking dead 😂😂😂 this is so accurate to the point where the crying in the background gives me chills form my childhood 😬😬
If you were wondering i was really crying lmao
Them teachers do be lying though. I remember a few instances where I literally didn’t even do anything and they told me mom I did something heinous smh….
LAWD A MERCY!!! Big Momma Bout To Go Full WWE/WWF On Em.
“Bout To Clock In On That Ass”…
This man picked up a chair😂😂😂
This was so accurate I got mad. Lying ass Teachers I hated that shit! (Excuse my language) 😂😂😂😂
Calling my momma telling all them damn lies! Im still mad about it 😡
Showed this to my mom and she got all mad bc it’s true.🤦♂️
Yeah parents hate a couple things being told they was wrong and having their hypocrisy pointed out 🤣😭
@@retronerds6884 They're soo quick to make up an excuse to justify their hypocrisy
@@lll_Number_One exactly they'll bring up some irrelevant shit or start throwing a tantrum
They don't like having it brought to their "recollection"
He's on point with the passive agression that Mom's be having before they unleash on that ass with the whole monologuing and shit 🤣😂🤣👆🏾💯👌🏾.
When you hear:
"Ain't even hit you yet",
"Go ahead and explain yourself"
or after the first flinch, then It's go time on that whooping.
You either tense up and pray your adrenaline kicks in to reduce the pain, or grandma walks in the room and protects you.
Ayo the hand raise and tears at 0:07 TOOOO FUCKING PERFECT 😭😭😭
How the parents always believe someone they don’t even know over they OWN CHILD?!?!? Like damn you birthed me and you believe some one you only known for a few months
You know my grandparents brought that shit up to my parents and they just sat there with a blank face
@@retronerds6884 😂😂😂 I’m glad it was at least a conversation
@@ItsJustMir and my parents threw the biggest fit when we got home the next day it wasn't just my grandparents it was the whole family who got on them🤣😂
When I say this video was on point … omg this had me having flash backs like crazy 🤣🤣🤣🔥🔥 perfect bruh I’m going to show my mom this so she can see what she looked liked 🤣🤣and that sandal was big as shit 🏃🏾♂️🤣🤣🤣🔥🔥🔥
I don’t know if you’ve done one that’s your mom trying to help you/teach you math at home but she gets angrier every time you get the answer wrong
@L Cam damn thank you, gotta find it now
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The Sabbath:
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Here is the truth about revelation:
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Damn son.. how could anyone over the age of 40 not 100% feel this skit so hard... no joke.. South Bend, Indiana.. lady principle Mrs. Hurt.. she made you a better human.. you learned.😇🤣🤣