I'm back again to laugh at The Acolyte. Talking about the show is more fun then watching it so please enjoy. Remember to do the “Like”, “Subscribe” and “Bell” thing so you don’t miss a video. There is going to be a lot to talk about. Cheers!
@NoBreakz Another pathetic comment. It has everything to do with the show. The comment is remarking on making evil characters sympathetic which is a terrible idea and ruins people's desire for a clear diliniation between good and evil in a story. The connection is that Leslie unquestionably enabled the evil of Harvey and therefore blurs the lines between good and evil in the show because even though she has commited evil, she sees herself as sympathetic. Nothing was mentioned about woke or politics at all.
I've been a fan of Star Wars since I was nine and saw the premiere of the original movie in 77', and I can't safely say that this IS NOT Star Wars. This is a travesty.
If you're brave enough to rewatch Book of Boba Fett, there's one moment during the bad chase scene that tells you everything you need to know about Disney Star Wars. There's a scene with some characters carrying a painting of Jabba, which is based on an original Ralph Mcquarrie. But they've literally erased Luke Skywalker from it. So basically saying the quiet part out loud.
9:16 Dieting is a lie, there is only cake. Through cake I gain calories. Through calories, fat. Through fat, volume. Through volume my pants are broken! -Darth Diabetes the wide
The gamestop employee looking like both the oldest and youngest person at the same time is too accurate! I worked there for a short time in 2003 and my manager looked exactly like floating Jedi dude. Hilarious. He was a nice guy, though.
I think we can all agree that Amandla’s best performance to date is as Ru in the Hunger Games. And by that I mean the bit where she’s dead, lying still with her eyes closed and not saying anything
Did her master even train her how to fight? If anything, her first kill seems to have been a fluke, the second one she literally talked the guy into [CTRL-ALT-DEL].
Honestly, you just need an imagination to write like Disney used to. Look at Captain Underpants for example: absolutely nothing complex, just simple, relatable writing with stories that can (to some extent) be enjoyed by all. When you try to write beyond what you're capable of handling, you get The Acolyte.
I'm confused why the Jedi, who can sense danger (See Attack of the Clones scene where Zam Wesell attempts to assassinate Amadala), can't sense when this assassin is around and trying to kill. Is that ever explained or do modern day writers have too much trouble keeping things consistent because remembering words and stringing them together in a way to attempt creativity takes all their brain power.
The only possible way it could happen is if the assassin used the same technique as Palpatine throughout the clone wars to hide her presence. But since Paplatine is one of the strongest Siths to have ever lived, and the assassins usage of this technique is not directly stated in the show, and because of the way this show was written I very much doubt that is how the assassin did it.
If anyone still has a brain left from watching this awful show, all I have to say is God Bless you, and may you find peace from never laying eyes on Disney Star Wars ever again.
Disney is one of the most established story tellers in the world. Nearly 100 years of reputation and plenty of budget. I just come to expect a certain level of quality. Even when ignoring the politcal agenda (which there obviously is), I expect the writers they hire to be among the best of the best. If I put Messi in an amateur football team, I still expect him to shoot the ball in the right direction. If I put Gordon Ramsey in my home kitchen, I still expect him to whip up a good meal If I put Max Verstappen in my cheap ass car, I still expect him to drive it faster around a circuit than I ever could. By now I must've seen a hundred posts for about every scene in the movies and the shows, giving sugestions on how to do things differently, coming up with ways improve continuance, characters, dialogue and so on. Why is it that random reditors and youtubers have a better grasp of both Star Wars and storytelling than the people in charge of it? The Acolyte had the resources. They had the budget. Yet the props look cheap, the decor looks cheap, the make-up is just bad, the editing is messy, the story in incoherent, the acting is mediocre at best. They might just as well have hired a 100 more writers and the end result would probably still be the same. The issue cannot possebly lie within all these departments, but rather with lack of direction. The fish stinks at the head.
11:54 "He took this poison willingly". What if he drank "something" willingly but "unknowingly" drank a poison? Perhaps someone fooled him to believe he was drinking medicine or something harmless? But no, the script needs to know characters something they cannot possibly be sure of so that the "plot" can move on.
It’s actually really easy for the characters to know how and why he drank the poison. Just find the cassette of the episode and rewind it to that part, like SpaceBalls did
That completely baffled me: She couldn't get past the Force field, so she comes back with poison...that has to be ingested? That thought process makes no sense whatsoever.
Once George signed on the Dotted line he handed all creative jurisdiction over to one of the Worst Companies ever...I mean if he sold it to MacDonalds,I reckon they would've done a better job😫
Cannot belive you used the book of boba fett as an argument, one day disney will probably make something so horrendeous that the acolyte will seem good by comparrison! 😢
I'm convinced they are going to reboot the franchise with a complete DEI, woke, girl-boss version of the original trilogy reimaging the three main characters as Luca (non-binary latinx size 0 female), Princess Leandra (black and proud), and Hanna (Lea Dunham). You watch! They're gonna do it!
I protest Robot Head using footage of Vincent and Old Bob as stand-ins for saying the script was written by AI. They clearly would have written something better!
They make a habit of setting something up that gets paid off very shortly after. They have Osha stare at fire and give her a ptsd attack - Yord shows up and says ‘You know how your whole family died in a fire?’ They have Sol say Mae is dead, I saw her die - Then Osha says ‘it wasn’t me’ and now he’s convinced Mae is alive. Yord doesn’t trust Osha in scene one - he follows her later and realises she isn’t the bad person so he trusts her now. They have Mae not know Osha is alive - have her see each other 10 minutes later. These are normally ideas that will be set up early and dictate how characters will act and treat each other throughout the entirety of the show and then be paid off later in the series in the form of character development, not paid off later in the same episode.
If the show was a little bit more clever about having plausible deniability for Mae being alive, didn’t show any of her scenes on screen and conveniently have Osha never around when Jedi’s turn up dead Yord can have a reason to continue not to trust Osha and have him constantly argue with Sol for being too trusting. Osha’s relationship with hism becomes about earning back his trust which we can pay off later by having him die because she couldn’t convince him and at a crucial moment he makes a bad decision that cost him not only his own life but also Jecki’s life as collateral. This adds an additional layer of tragedy to his eventual death scene that serves for more than just shock value. He eventually realises he was wrong, but far too late.
0:45 The only thing wrong about this is that there were in fact many, many Jedi temples. Hell, anyone who played Knights of the Old Republic will tell you about how their main temple used to be on Dantooine.
I really hope Disney doesn't find out about this complaint about their whole galaxy being either Corusant or space villages. Then they'd shove "Hosnian Prime" or whatever down our throats and accuse us of criticising and spreading hate just for the sake of it.
@@andrewwall4155the obi wan show also messed with established cannon like having Leia go on a whole ass adventure with obiwan, obi wan and anakin fight again, and we get Luke being attacked by a lightsaber wielding inquisitor. So Leia would know obi wan, Luke would know what lightsabers are, changed how owen messed up his leg (having reva hurt him) and theres no way the empire doesnt know about bail and obi wans connection considering obi wan infiltrated the inquisitors home base to get Leia back so everyone knows about that whole plot lmao
@@GIBBO4182 Then you haven't been paying attention. It became obvious this was an iconoclasm campaign a long time ago, ergo the appalling quality was only ever going to get worse.
My Acolyte review keeps getting deleted from RottenTomatos, 9 days in a row now. And if you look at every recent review it's all 5 stars now. So I think it would be way bellow 14% if they wouldn't manipulate the ratings.
here's a speculation: Trinity-Ann Moss went through the script and said: "oy, just kill me as quick as possible. i don't wanna be in this mess..." i watched the first episode and about five minutes of the second. i just can't ...
Yord is the most sensible on the ship - which is why he was constantly berated and made fun of by all the women. They couldn't stand that a man was right.
🙋♂ 2:36 Did the floating Jedi's cloak move inside the force bubble when Mae landed near his feet? 😂😂😂 That said, it looks like he is standing there holding fake legs strapped in front of him to give the impression of floating. Too funny.
Characters knowing things without prior knowledge: I've noticed that a lot with modern movies, where characters know what the audience knows, regardless of what the character should know or not. Characters might know more than the audience knows and tease it in the context of yet another dumb mystery box, but otherwise, if the audience knows something, the characters somehow also magically know it.
Robot head you’re the greatest! Literally haven’t belly laughed that hard in a long time!!! The Acolyte is only worth watching to get the post show roast from you!
"Because that's what it says in the script!" is how the Disney Star Wars fans defend the show, only they don't realize that's what they're saying because they're doing too much mental gymnastics to convince THEMSELVES of their reasoning.
That skylight reminds of the Simpsons episode at the nuclear plant that has the secret fortified room accessed via numerous safety measures that once inside, has a broken flyscreen door that's been left open. Genius level writing by the Acolyte!
The old young Jedi looks like what happens when you take a clone wars animated character and try to perfectly recreate the look on a real persons head. Maybe they thought “people like clone wars, this will work”. They were wrong but that’s the only explanation I can think of.
I'm not even watching the show, but this video left me stunned, mouth agape with a pinching headache. Robot Head, mate, you're going to do yourself damage if you keep this up.
that billion feeds the agenda people so even if they loose money big on every move they make empowering the agenda, they will still be around to make another try and another try and another try...
I know from KOTOR that there were several temples besides the main one so they got something slightly right but I doubt you'd be able to just walk in, attack someone and walk out again
The choreography of that 'fight' of the Rick James impersonator against the youngest old man is absolutely shocking. It's obvious that the actor is pulling the punches and kicks, and the overhanded stab is obvious. I'm no expert fighter from Bloodsport, but even I can see the nonsense of the 'acting'
The Jedi did have temples elsewhere, but there would never be a local temple. There were mines where Jedi got thier lightsaber crystals. These were temples in name only. There were few Jedi temples scattered in places of spiritual significance, like dantooine. These gradually died out as the Star Wars universe and the Jedi order with it decayed over time.
I'm going to start identifying as non-hetero-post-un-trans-de-unbinary-sic-non-gay-male so I can get a job writing for Hollywood. I think my first movie will be about how the main character is after revenge because a gang of male men sic dudes killed my moms and my dads.
The Galaxy is supposed to be 10's of thousands of years old. Even on the outer rim there is supposed to be massive cities on par with Corescaunt. Most of this is would be in Hutt space, or from bygone empires like the Mandalore
That Leslie interview clip is cut too short. In the full clip she said “if you don’t like the acolyte that’s fine for you to go find a 12 story building and learn to fly”
Sol reads minds one minute, then welcomes the evil twin....and even cries on her shoulder, I can't help feeling this thing was edited from 12 episodes into 8 it's complete sithshow. ...grt video as always 👍
_ This may just be my opinion. There are a couple of ideas in this show that would have been great for a murder mystery, if utilized correctly: + Jedi are too strong, you can't kill a Jedi with steel or baster you have to kill the dream + The witches focused on a different application of the Force(emphasising the connection between people & mind manipulation) + The heroine has an evil twin who was presumed dead _ Here's my idea: The mysterious assassin use mental attack(like the head witch nearly kill the padawan with a mindbreak in ep 3), illusion to kill Jedi or convince them to off themselves(using their guilt like the guy in ep 2). There are witnesses seeing the Osha near the crime scene but she is nowhere near as powerful enough to do this(and wasn't trained to do this), Mae was the one trained by the witches with this aspect of the Force; but Osha's master saw Mae died. The twist is Mae is a force ghost secretly possessing the Osha(basically using "the power of 2 /many" thing the witches were chanting as the 2 soul connecting in one body give the sister more power than 1 could muster) whenever she sleep
So many crimes against art, making the Jedi so incompetent that they're killed by the simplest ploys possible is one of the worst. "Look over there", stabs with a butter knife "Drink this, because I don't like you", drinks it and dies
Head, it's your biggest American fan. Somebody has to call this crap out and unmask it for the trash it is. Do something for me man, don't hold back! Let me have it . We know the next few episodes will be crap. I used you're promo code again and saved another 15 percent. Me and the wife love our purchase so big thanks mate. Keep up the great work my friend
0:50 Well, there is a Jedi temple on Osis (Abandoned), Tython (abandoned) and lots on enclaves here and there. But thats all "legends" now. Apperantly a Jedi needs to be a Legend now to be able to tell what a sith is. You know. The thing the Jedi order was kinda sorta primary made to fight. But again, thats all "legends" now...
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I'm back again to laugh at The Acolyte. Talking about the show is more fun then watching it so please enjoy. Remember to do the “Like”, “Subscribe” and “Bell” thing so you don’t miss a video. There is going to be a lot to talk about. Cheers!
Already know I’m gonna love the video mate. Thanks for the laughs!!
@@RFKFitnessOfficial Cheers Man!
What's funny is the directors are trying to pin this dumpster fire of a show tanking on any RUclipsr who's giving it negative reviews.
6:57 Darth Sion did!
This 100%. At least you and Drinker make me laugh at this tragedy.
I find it funny that the show written by Harvey Weinstein's assistant is all about trying to paint horrible people as sympathetic.
Harvey Weinstein’s Acolyte😂😂
@@TyTyMcGinty oh god 😁
Why has that anything to do with the show, like you don’t like politics and woke but you use it to justify that the show is bad. Lol
To be honest the fact that you use it like that makes you
Just as bad as people enjoying woke shit in their entertainment
@NoBreakz Another pathetic comment. It has everything to do with the show. The comment is remarking on making evil characters sympathetic which is a terrible idea and ruins people's desire for a clear diliniation between good and evil in a story. The connection is that Leslie unquestionably enabled the evil of Harvey and therefore blurs the lines between good and evil in the show because even though she has commited evil, she sees herself as sympathetic. Nothing was mentioned about woke or politics at all.
The book of Boba Fett - "Could be worse". The Acolyte - "It's worse".
Race to the bottom.
Book of Boba is a work of art in comparison
Mint comment
But wait, there's more - it gets way worse
It's not "worse".....It's "Worst"
The fat jedi will be revealed in an uncoming Acolyte graphic novel as Darth Diabeetus the Wide. You heard it here first.
He’s actually going to be revealed to be Anakin’s father on the final episode
@@barnabusdoyle4930 "Luke, i ate your father"
@@Darqion “ Join me Luke and we can end this destructive conflict and bring buffets all over the galaxy”
His apprentice is Darth Brimley
Darth Ragu the Chunky
I've been a fan of Star Wars since I was nine and saw the premiere of the original movie in 77', and I can't safely say that this IS NOT Star Wars. This is a travesty.
This is *HERESY!*
This is when u get Star Wars from temu
Joe: you can call me Joe
Luke skywalker: uhm could I call you Joe be one kenobi?
Why can't you safely say it?
@@hideousruin I'm safe from criticism of my opinion, because most, if not all, would agree with me. Star Wars is not at all what it used to be.
If you're brave enough to rewatch Book of Boba Fett, there's one moment during the bad chase scene that tells you everything you need to know about Disney Star Wars. There's a scene with some characters carrying a painting of Jabba, which is based on an original Ralph Mcquarrie. But they've literally erased Luke Skywalker from it. So basically saying the quiet part out loud.
I talked about that in a video. Hard to believe they would sink so low but they did
@@RobotHead
"Oh, you haven't seen nothing yet!"
_JESUS WEPT!_
Surprised Ahsoka wasn't added in his place.
"What's next? Killing the wookie off screen? Nah I'm just kidding, even Disney aren't that stupid."
Oh Robot Head you naive boy
he’s being facetious…
This show is a violent, throbbing cognitohazard. Every facet of this seems designed to insult the audience's intelligence.
He broke the forced irony laws. We must arrest him.
This is the only Star Wars content I view these days, thank you Robot Head
Thanks for watching. At least we can laugh at it 👍
Same since i did the mistake to watch The last Jedi.
Charlie Hopkinson is genius.
Where do Disney dig up these TERRIBLE writers ?
D.E.I. Discount bin
@@l03j27 D idn't E arn I t !
By using a special gene therapy technique known as Discount Encephalon Inception, Disney can inject stupidity into their writers from birth
Same place marvel gets them, the DIE line, formerly known as the unemployment line.
@@allnightfright619
I think that's giving them too much credit. More than likely finding them at family reunions (nepotism) or pride parades.
05:00 "Do not let fear cloud your judgement."
"Okay, Jedi Master Gaslight."
It's not fear, it's vigilance. Or heck, procedure?
@@inkermoywe lost any shred of "procedure" when the prisoner transport holds the prisoners in the damn cock pit right next to the pilot lmao
When the Jedi mind tricks don’t work, there is always the Force Gaslight
9:16 Dieting is a lie, there is only cake.
Through cake I gain calories.
Through calories, fat.
Through fat, volume.
Through volume my pants are broken!
-Darth Diabetes the wide
No pants? Thank goodness for robes. 😂
Darth Baras wants to know your location!
You won the comment section. Well done
absolutely sensational, just not in his feet
Sad that hardly anyone caught that reference lol. I should replay the Sith story on TOR@@palpatinethesenatehog7086
The gamestop employee looking like both the oldest and youngest person at the same time is too accurate! I worked there for a short time in 2003 and my manager looked exactly like floating Jedi dude. Hilarious. He was a nice guy, though.
It is hard to imagine anything worse than The Acolyte. But we said that about Kenobi. Oh, the depths Disney will go!
We are in a _The Producers/"Springtime for Hitler"_ scenario. They're literally doing this to hurt us.
@@Xbalanque84exactly. I pray nobody watching this has a disney+ sub. Cancel that sh if you do.
This show is bad but,somehow, Kenobi is even worse.
@@jasond130 The desecration of Kenobi is unforgiveable.
Skeleton Crew is coming
I think we can all agree that Amandla’s best performance to date is as Ru in the Hunger Games. And by that I mean the bit where she’s dead, lying still with her eyes closed and not saying anything
Evil twin doesn't even look like she's trying to hit him. She looks like a kid play fighting while their older sibling half-heartedly indulges them
Did her master even train her how to fight? If anything, her first kill seems to have been a fluke, the second one she literally talked the guy into [CTRL-ALT-DEL].
"Whats next are they going to kill the wookie jedi offscreen?"
God I love the foreshadowing for the next video
The Force can prolong you without food, water, or even oxygen for extended periods of time, but I've never heard of it being years.
“Attack me with all your strength” Leslye cope challenging the audience
underrated comment XD
okay Headlamp...challenge accepted
never in a million years would I have thought to be able to write better story's than Disney, when I was a kid...well and here we are now
Random people chosen from a comment section could do much better. People writing comments actually care about the source material!
They do this to hurt us.
Honestly, you just need an imagination to write like Disney used to.
Look at Captain Underpants for example: absolutely nothing complex, just simple, relatable writing with stories that can (to some extent) be enjoyed by all.
When you try to write beyond what you're capable of handling, you get The Acolyte.
If Disney spent half the effort that Robot Head does on their scripts, they might have something decent.
I feel bad for the actor that plays Sol.
He was amazing in Squid Game and as far as I know, this is his first American project, but it's this...
Wait, Mae talks to Torbin as if she knows what he did and that he seeks forgiveness for it; but now she is waiting for Sol to tell her what happened?
I watch far more Star Wars hate now that I do Star Wars. Great job, Disney.
"Jedi Porkins." 🤣🤣🤣
Clearly they didn't have OZEMPIC on that planet! I guess all that's left is body positivity
I'm confused why the Jedi, who can sense danger (See Attack of the Clones scene where Zam Wesell attempts to assassinate Amadala), can't sense when this assassin is around and trying to kill. Is that ever explained or do modern day writers have too much trouble keeping things consistent because remembering words and stringing them together in a way to attempt creativity takes all their brain power.
🤷🏽♀️
Mate, mae changes her entire motivation like 3 times in episode 4 and 5. These writers cant even get their own continuity correct.
Words are hard, okaaay?! Stop being mean. 😂
@@allnightfright619
Because *The Force is **-Female-** an afterthought.*
The only possible way it could happen is if the assassin used the same technique as Palpatine throughout the clone wars to hide her presence. But since Paplatine is one of the strongest Siths to have ever lived, and the assassins usage of this technique is not directly stated in the show, and because of the way this show was written I very much doubt that is how the assassin did it.
If anyone still has a brain left from watching this awful show, all I have to say is God Bless you, and may you find peace from never laying eyes on Disney Star Wars ever again.
Can always rewatch the holiday special for therapy
I mean at least THAT was trying to be… whatever it was
it's like a bad car accident at this point, it's hard to look away
Disney is one of the most established story tellers in the world. Nearly 100 years of reputation and plenty of budget. I just come to expect a certain level of quality. Even when ignoring the politcal agenda (which there obviously is), I expect the writers they hire to be among the best of the best.
If I put Messi in an amateur football team, I still expect him to shoot the ball in the right direction.
If I put Gordon Ramsey in my home kitchen, I still expect him to whip up a good meal
If I put Max Verstappen in my cheap ass car, I still expect him to drive it faster around a circuit than I ever could.
By now I must've seen a hundred posts for about every scene in the movies and the shows, giving sugestions on how to do things differently, coming up with ways improve continuance, characters, dialogue and so on. Why is it that random reditors and youtubers have a better grasp of both Star Wars and storytelling than the people in charge of it?
The Acolyte had the resources. They had the budget. Yet the props look cheap, the decor looks cheap, the make-up is just bad, the editing is messy, the story in incoherent, the acting is mediocre at best. They might just as well have hired a 100 more writers and the end result would probably still be the same. The issue cannot possebly lie within all these departments, but rather with lack of direction.
The fish stinks at the head.
@@bertvanbeterbed9702
This surpasses Iago in _Othello_ in terms of the scale and senselessness of betrayal.
This show is a lesbian fantasy on screen. Plain and simple.
A boring one
One that no lesbian will ever watch always a good idea to pander to fans that will never watch your show.
One who Lena Dunhamed her sister as a child, and has only gotten worse since.
A bald green chick?
@@airyshaggy83 Sure. The entire show is anti male lesbian centered. Have you watched it?
Torben was a padawan 16 years ago. He didn't age much, he deteriorated. 😊
Probably vegan
They've turned SW into a superhero sitcom. The only thing missing is a laugh track.
The Tampon Menace.
Repeal the 19th amendment!
This show was written with "and thens" only.
Next up: The Acolyte: Rise of the Sithterhood.
YAASS! YASSS!
@@torq21 The translate to English button. It does nothing! =@[.]@=
Why are you gay?
Rhymes with "Rise of the Scissorhood".
11:54 "He took this poison willingly". What if he drank "something" willingly but "unknowingly" drank a poison? Perhaps someone fooled him to believe he was drinking medicine or something harmless? But no, the script needs to know characters something they cannot possibly be sure of so that the "plot" can move on.
It’s actually really easy for the characters to know how and why he drank the poison. Just find the cassette of the episode and rewind it to that part, like SpaceBalls did
That completely baffled me: She couldn't get past the Force field, so she comes back with poison...that has to be ingested? That thought process makes no sense whatsoever.
Female logic never makes sense
Once George signed on the Dotted line he handed all creative jurisdiction over to one of the Worst Companies ever...I mean if he sold it to MacDonalds,I reckon they would've done a better job😫
Cannot belive you used the book of boba fett as an argument, one day disney will probably make something so horrendeous that the acolyte will seem good by comparrison! 😢
I'm convinced they are going to reboot the franchise with a complete DEI, woke, girl-boss version of the original trilogy reimaging the three main characters as Luca (non-binary latinx size 0 female), Princess Leandra (black and proud), and Hanna (Lea Dunham). You watch! They're gonna do it!
@@meal_team_six yeah probably 😵
Never, did I expect the Lois einhorn - ray finkle discovery to be used on RUclips, well done, Robot!
Remember when Disney made stuff like 'The Black Hole'? Why can't they go back to that sort of thing?
I protest Robot Head using footage of Vincent and Old Bob as stand-ins for saying the script was written by AI. They clearly would have written something better!
They make a habit of setting something up that gets paid off very shortly after.
They have Osha stare at fire and give her a ptsd attack - Yord shows up and says ‘You know how your whole family died in a fire?’
They have Sol say Mae is dead, I saw her die - Then Osha says ‘it wasn’t me’ and now he’s convinced Mae is alive.
Yord doesn’t trust Osha in scene one - he follows her later and realises she isn’t the bad person so he trusts her now.
They have Mae not know Osha is alive - have her see each other 10 minutes later.
These are normally ideas that will be set up early and dictate how characters will act and treat each other throughout the entirety of the show and then be paid off later in the series in the form of character development, not paid off later in the same episode.
If the show was a little bit more clever about having plausible deniability for Mae being alive, didn’t show any of her scenes on screen and conveniently have Osha never around when Jedi’s turn up dead Yord can have a reason to continue not to trust Osha and have him constantly argue with Sol for being too trusting.
Osha’s relationship with hism becomes about earning back his trust which we can pay off later by having him die because she couldn’t convince him and at a crucial moment he makes a bad decision that cost him not only his own life but also Jecki’s life as collateral.
This adds an additional layer of tragedy to his eventual death scene that serves for more than just shock value. He eventually realises he was wrong, but far too late.
He saw the script with his force sight, that's why he drank the poison.
0:45 The only thing wrong about this is that there were in fact many, many Jedi temples. Hell, anyone who played Knights of the Old Republic will tell you about how their main temple used to be on Dantooine.
"don't let fear affect your judgement?" It is more like, don't let intelligence and common sense "affect your judgement!"
I really hope Disney doesn't find out about this complaint about their whole galaxy being either Corusant or space villages.
Then they'd shove "Hosnian Prime" or whatever down our throats and accuse us of criticising and spreading hate just for the sake of it.
Leslie Hedland looks like a cartoon character whose face was hit with a shovel to make it flat.
She’s a man
Prob ran head first into too much FUPA!
@@meal_team_six
That still doesn't explain the mullet.
Her face is in the wrong aspect ratio for her head.
@@Xbalanque84 The mullet is for aerodynamics
It’s crazy how far Star Wars has fallen…we all thought Obi-Wan was as bad as it could get, oh how wrong we were!
I would say the reason Kenobi was worse is I actually cared about that show and wanted it to be good.
@@andrewwall4155the obi wan show also messed with established cannon like having Leia go on a whole ass adventure with obiwan, obi wan and anakin fight again, and we get Luke being attacked by a lightsaber wielding inquisitor. So Leia would know obi wan, Luke would know what lightsabers are, changed how owen messed up his leg (having reva hurt him) and theres no way the empire doesnt know about bail and obi wans connection considering obi wan infiltrated the inquisitors home base to get Leia back so everyone knows about that whole plot lmao
@@zachrohler1047 correct.
@@GIBBO4182
Then you haven't been paying attention. It became obvious this was an iconoclasm campaign a long time ago, ergo the appalling quality was only ever going to get worse.
Imagine what KK's next Star Wars project will do...
Watch darth plagueis end up being snoke.
9:58 loved the robin crosby pic
One hundred and eighty million dollars of space junk.
can't wait for episode 7....not for the show, but for you retelling it. Thx and cheers
"I got a bad feeling about this." Is a dead. Disney Wars is nothing but predictable.
Apparently, the ultimate power in the universe is no longer the Death Star, it's the stun gun.
It's poor writing since that apparently can kill anything!
My Acolyte review keeps getting deleted from RottenTomatos, 9 days in a row now. And if you look at every recent review it's all 5 stars now. So I think it would be way bellow 14% if they wouldn't manipulate the ratings.
here's a speculation: Trinity-Ann Moss went through the script and said: "oy, just kill me as quick as possible. i don't wanna be in this mess..."
i watched the first episode and about five minutes of the second. i just can't ...
I love that you used Original Unaltered Sly Snootles
Yord is the most sensible on the ship - which is why he was constantly berated and made fun of by all the women. They couldn't stand that a man was right.
🙋♂ 2:36 Did the floating Jedi's cloak move inside the force bubble when Mae landed near his feet? 😂😂😂 That said, it looks like he is standing there holding fake legs strapped in front of him to give the impression of floating. Too funny.
Characters knowing things without prior knowledge: I've noticed that a lot with modern movies, where characters know what the audience knows, regardless of what the character should know or not. Characters might know more than the audience knows and tease it in the context of yet another dumb mystery box, but otherwise, if the audience knows something, the characters somehow also magically know it.
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More importantly, it's a symptom of Mary Sue fanfiction.
Robot head you’re the greatest! Literally haven’t belly laughed that hard in a long time!!! The Acolyte is only worth watching to get the post show roast from you!
"Because that's what it says in the script!" is how the Disney Star Wars fans defend the show, only they don't realize that's what they're saying because they're doing too much mental gymnastics to convince THEMSELVES of their reasoning.
That skylight reminds of the Simpsons episode at the nuclear plant that has the secret fortified room accessed via numerous safety measures that once inside, has a broken flyscreen door that's been left open. Genius level writing by the Acolyte!
The old young Jedi looks like what happens when you take a clone wars animated character and try to perfectly recreate the look on a real persons head. Maybe they thought “people like clone wars, this will work”. They were wrong but that’s the only explanation I can think of.
I'm not even watching the show, but this video left me stunned, mouth agape with a pinching headache. Robot Head, mate, you're going to do yourself damage if you keep this up.
Disney people, please hire Robot Head to write a pilot
What harm could it do? You're already flogging a dead horse
It amazes me that Inside Out 2 & The Acolyte are made by the same company. $1,000,000,000 in 19 days versus "The power of maaaannnnnyyyyyyyyy..."
Yaaaassss! Yaaaassss!👩🏿🦲
They are both terrible. What is amazing? One is about lesbian jewish scissorhood and the other is a psyche break down of the same thing
that billion feeds the agenda people so even if they loose money big on every move they make empowering the agenda, they will still be around to make another try and another try and another try...
I know from KOTOR that there were several temples besides the main one so they got something slightly right but I doubt you'd be able to just walk in, attack someone and walk out again
Yeah, temples are akin to churches, and the temple on coruscant is akin to the Vatican. And now I want to replay KOTOR
Me: Let's strip things down to the bare essentials... wait... why are you stripping?
Disney: Did u not say strip?
14:06 I just hate that ALL the feckin' Jedi assembled missed out on THIS no-name dude somehow knowing both sisters were still alive...
0:52 This indeed isn't a disney addition, in clone wars and rebels it was shown that there are multiple Jedi temples...
19:41 Brilliant! Doesn't look like a world I'd want to spend any time in.
Always nice when new star wars shit comes out so we get new robot head videos
A long time ago in a galaxy far far away, the jedi hired padawans based on dei initiatives
Jedei padawans, haha...
It gets worse. They show green lady has a laser whip so that means she’s Smilo’s master. They can’t help spoiling s**t.
Writers who don't understand "Show don't tell" should never be allowed to write a story.
DEI
0:36 Did they take inspiration for that ship from one of Padme's hairstyle from Attack of the Clones?
Jedi deep dish made me laugh out loud 😂
Hilarious! I literally just involuntarily spat out my drink like in the movies
OMGOSH! I just shot a load too!
The choreography of that 'fight' of the Rick James impersonator against the youngest old man is absolutely shocking. It's obvious that the actor is pulling the punches and kicks, and the overhanded stab is obvious. I'm no expert fighter from Bloodsport, but even I can see the nonsense of the 'acting'
The Jedi did have temples elsewhere, but there would never be a local temple.
There were mines where Jedi got thier lightsaber crystals. These were temples in name only.
There were few Jedi temples scattered in places of spiritual significance, like dantooine. These gradually died out as the Star Wars universe and the Jedi order with it decayed over time.
Jedi Deep-Dish... holy hell that was outstanding!!!
Awesome! More RobotHead videos!
👉🏽👉🏽👉🏽You had me at the two pairs of ✂️✂️ in the intro 😂❤
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I'm going to start identifying as non-hetero-post-un-trans-de-unbinary-sic-non-gay-male so I can get a job writing for Hollywood. I think my first movie will be about how the main character is after revenge because a gang of male men sic dudes killed my moms and my dads.
The Galaxy is supposed to be 10's of thousands of years old.
Even on the outer rim there is supposed to be massive cities on par with Corescaunt.
Most of this is would be in Hutt space, or from bygone empires like the Mandalore
That Leslie interview clip is cut too short. In the full clip she said “if you don’t like the acolyte that’s fine for you to go find a 12 story building and learn to fly”
Sol reads minds one minute, then welcomes the evil twin....and even cries on her shoulder, I can't help feeling this thing was edited from 12 episodes into 8 it's complete sithshow.
...grt video as always 👍
A cat stuck in clear-wrap 😂 2:48 (cling-wrap in the UK)
The era of great writers,screenplay,plots,storytelling, and character developments are long gone
I love how you can always absolutely rip new Star Wars to bits 👏🏽
Remember when Tommy wiseau wanted a shot at Star Wars? Good times.
He would have done better than everything since the prequels.
It’s impressive how The Acolyte is now worse than The Holiday Special.
_ This may just be my opinion. There are a couple of ideas in this show that would have been great for a murder mystery, if utilized correctly:
+ Jedi are too strong, you can't kill a Jedi with steel or baster you have to kill the dream
+ The witches focused on a different application of the Force(emphasising the connection between people & mind manipulation)
+ The heroine has an evil twin who was presumed dead
_ Here's my idea: The mysterious assassin use mental attack(like the head witch nearly kill the padawan with a mindbreak in ep 3), illusion to kill Jedi or convince them to off themselves(using their guilt like the guy in ep 2). There are witnesses seeing the Osha near the crime scene but she is nowhere near as powerful enough to do this(and wasn't trained to do this), Mae was the one trained by the witches with this aspect of the Force; but Osha's master saw Mae died. The twist is Mae is a force ghost secretly possessing the Osha(basically using "the power of 2 /many" thing the witches were chanting as the 2 soul connecting in one body give the sister more power than 1 could muster) whenever she sleep
17:52 Jedi deep dish it was hilarious the first time you said it and got even funnier especially when you're talking about roasted chicken lol.
So many crimes against art, making the Jedi so incompetent that they're killed by the simplest ploys possible is one of the worst.
"Look over there", stabs with a butter knife
"Drink this, because I don't like you", drinks it and dies
Head, it's your biggest American fan. Somebody has to call this crap out and unmask it for the trash it is. Do something for me man, don't hold back! Let me have it . We know the next few episodes will be crap. I used you're promo code again and saved another 15 percent. Me and the wife love our purchase so big thanks mate. Keep up the great work my friend
13:30 - Yord: "Back away!" ... Uh, that's what the unarmed dude was already doing. Osha's the one with the weapon on him.
Star Wars Holiday special looking better and better by the day.
No communication devices that are portable 😮😂
0:50 Well, there is a Jedi temple on Osis (Abandoned), Tython (abandoned) and lots on enclaves here and there. But thats all "legends" now.
Apperantly a Jedi needs to be a Legend now to be able to tell what a sith is. You know. The thing the Jedi order was kinda sorta primary made to fight. But again, thats all "legends" now...