r/Maliciouscompliance How A Stupid Karen Got Herself Fired!
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- Опубликовано: 20 янв 2025
- r/Maliciouscompliance In today's episode, a high-ranking executive at a large company decides that she doesn't need mandatory training because she's just too important and has too many things to do! OP is happy to accommodate her, even though it was Karen's boss who specifically required Karen to take the training. I'm sure this won't come back to bite you in the butt, Karen!
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Boss: "WHAT WERE YOU THINKING?!"
Did he....seriously say that knowing that HE was the one who told him "not to think"? The audacity.
Also, the 'You're not here to think!' is BS, because how else do you expect your workers to get around unexpected hurdles duirng the work day?
@@jamesnorman9160 They expect you to ask, learn, and adapt. That way, you become a good little worker, while they're the brains controlling you from the shadows
(I learned this through my job, though I started challenging my boss after 2 years and he acknowledged my ideas and suggestions)
"You must be thought what to think, not how to think", reminds me of a villain in a game I play :p
timestamp?
Clearly the Boss wasn't being paid to think either.
damn, sitting there getting paid to listen to old people's war stories sounds like a dream job
Omg ikr
Naw, naw, naw. It only truly becomes entertaining when you see said war stories and raise each with two of your own. Hell, I could milk one of those calls into overtime. Challenge accept Mr. / Mrs. random veteran caller.
I would love that at this point considering the call center I work at has ridiculous kpis for us to meet and on average I take 30-50 calls a day. Smh
@@superdave8248 ...ok then
@@superdave8248 #gatekeeping
"You're not taking your breaks!? THAT'S A WRITE UP!"
So don't do his job? Wow. That's a special kind of stupid. XD
No. He was written up because he took his breaks after calls and not when he was "allowed" to do.
@@kgeri6089 The way I heard it, he took breaks when not working. That's how a lot of places function.
@@WolfyFancyLads Exactly
rSlash’s voice is so familiar and comfortable at this point, this channel feels like home ❤️
Agrred
agreed
Same tho
Been listening for around 2 years, love him! I 100% agree with you
yes exactly
"I work for a large Australian internet service provider that everyone hates"
Ah ok so Telstra
Thx for the heads up
Yep. Definitely Telstra.
Dodo isnt that god either tbh
@@zzeerr16 still better than Telstra. It isn't a high bar to clear.
Good. I guessed right
Some people need to learn when their digging their own grave
They're *
@@Layth.R:/does pelling matters so much im curious
@@jefffoo6891 Kinda. Their, there, and they're all denote different messages. And drives those of us who were raised by English teachers bonkers.
@@lisasimpson3832 "they're is an item over their but the Children say it's theres, so there was nothing I could do" :)
@@Layth.R people like you are why I hate RUclips comments. The typo didn’t prevent you, or anyone else from understanding the comment. You’re just correcting them to be annoying. I really hate grammar/spelling busybodies
that first story is so wholesome. Tackling lonelyness in the elderly through the power of evil ISP's
Karen: I CAN DO EVERYTHING AND I DID EVERYTHING IN MY LAST WORK!
John: you know the rules, and so do I. Say goodbye!
I have never heard of an AED called an automated electric discharger... I'm accustomed to hearing Automated External Defibrillator. Interesting.
Yeah... suspicious that the OP didn’t know this very basic thing.
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@@stephanien6237 Agreed, I definitely found it odd. I'll try to give OP the benefit of the doubt. Perhaps it is some kind of regional terminology or some form of slang-type term used in their industry. However, it still seems quite odd and if I were in the position to be defining something like that, then I would want to use the most common/accepted term.
@@leahbender7032 OP called it an AED if the script on screen is a copy of the original Reddit post. R/ called it an "automated electric discharger." And no, that is not an alternate name for an AED, at least not in an English-speaking country.
Yeah, I was glancing at my AED when he said that. Also I think he's never heard of OSHA.
This and strip mining in Minecraft literally beat combo of all time
Ikr
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I like to hear it while I wash the dishes 🙂
@@phreakout93 same
I just watch it as I try not to suffocate from my cat 🙂
That last one reminds me of a story. A high powered executive for a car manufacturer was taking a tour of a factory when he passed by a room with people listening to music, reading books, on their phones or computers, obviously not really doing any work. He asked the GM who was giving the tour “what do we pay them?” His guide replied “oh, about 150k a year” shocked, the visitor asked, “and why aren’t they working!?” Again, the guide spoke up, “because if they’re working we lose a million dollars or more an hour. They’re our senior repair technicians, them not working means everything is working properly”
My friend is an IT tech in a hospital and if everything is working properly, he has nothing to do. His boss tried to fire him because "If you're not working, why are you even employed here?" So friend was home for literally 3 hours before they were calling him asking him why he wasn't here fixing this or that computer. Guess who was rehired and who was fired that very day. 😂🤣😂
Wait, not a medical professional here, but doesn't AED stand for "Automated External Defibrillator"?
Yeah. I just commented on that myself. I wouldn't trust a first aid trainer who doesn't know that.
@@JennyEverywhere For a split second, I thought it might be an issue with translation by the OP, but then I realize AED should be the same everywhere. So, I wouldn't trust any trainers who got it wrong either.
Yes it does, I work on servicing them.
Yeah, I was kinda confused, too, as I am trained to use one of those things...
Yes-and unless this is a translation issue; it sure does make it suspicious that someone purporting to be TEACHING a course that includes how to use an AED does not know this... doesn’t it?
Feel like that Karen would've gotten fired anyways just because she was a karen in general
The sooner a Karen is fired the better
It sounded like she took the criticism and moved on. A reformed Karen? Is that a thing?
JD Pace Tis' but a legend.
@@jdpace4371 it is, but its rare and not this girl by the sounds of it, she just shut up and learned 1 lesson. not learned how not to b a karen. she likely bottled it up and mayb exploded not at work.
Break Time Story: I had a boss do that to me once, too. At the time, I was working as a CNC machine operator at a large medical device manufacturer. I was working OT one Saturday, and one of my buddies in town sent me a text to see if I'd like some Chinese for lunch. I said I would, and asked him to text me when he was pulling into the industrial complex where I was working. My "scheduled" lunch time was 11:20 - 11:40 (only twenty minutes because it was paid). My buddy hadn't let me know he was there, so I just kept working while everyone else took lunch. Around 12:15, I got the text that my pork with garlic sauce was approaching its destination, so I finished up the machine cycle I had running and headed out. I took the 20 minutes I was allowed, and was making my way back to my machine just before 12:40. My supervisor came storming out of his office demanding to know where I had been, so I explained. He flipped his shit, told me that I was only allowed to take breaks during the scheduled times, and if I didn't take them at those times, then I didn't get to take them. I tried to reason with him, but he insisted, and told me I was lucky he wasn't writing me up on the spot. I even told him that following his instructions would result in losing production each day, and he said he didn't care; I had to follow the rules to the letter. Ok, dick. You asked for it.
At this job, the parts I was running had a machine cycle time between 9 - 12 minutes. We had two 10 minute breaks and a 20 minute lunch, all paid. Prior to the douche's instructions, I would hold off going on break until my machine finished its cycle so I could start it and have it run through my breaks, meaning I would have only 1-2 minutes of downtime during each 10 minute break, and 12-13 minutes during lunch. I also ran two machines simultaneously. My expected output each shift was 48 pieces, or 24 off each machine. Prior to the douche's instructions, I routinely finished by daily output with about 45 minutes left in my day. After his instructions, my output dropped to approximately 40 pieces per shift. I would intentionally set the machines to end a cycle between 20 seconds before to a minute after the start of each scheduled break. When it was time to go to break, I'd stop what I was doing and go to break. There were multiple times I stopped part way through removing a finished piece from the machines and just left them to sit idle for 10 or 20 minutes while I was at break. When I was asked why my output had dropped, I calmly explained exactly why; I have to go to break ONLY during the scheduled times, no matter what was going on with my machines. I could see him grinding his teeth in frustration, but, to his credit, he never jumped my ass about it, and I continued to do just that until he left the company. Oh...and all of the other five machine operators who worked for this asshole did the same thing. So, if you're keeping track, his expected output every 8-hour shift was 288 parts (which we almost always provided). After our compliance, it dropped to 240.
@adam harp. Ahh...the Peter Principle in action. For those who don't know, it's "the principle that members of a hierarchy are promoted until they reach the level at which they are no longer competent."
There was a study done using a sample of 214 firms which found evidence that the Peter Principle is real.....and costly.
"Promotions and the Peter Principle (NBER Working Paper No. 24343) Alan Benson, Danielle Li, and Kelly Shue..."
FYI - AED Automated External Defibrillator - back in the 80's I was in the first class of EMT in the world to be trained in Defibrillation for a study on early defibrillation. It was so successful saved so many lives. That study led to the development of the AEDs which now provides defibrillation before first responders even arrives.
Was coming to comment the same thing. Makes me question whether the story was true or not.
Thank you. That bugged the crap out of me.
@@NicoleCamp88 former EMT here. Yeah that annoyed me deeply.
As a Nigerian myself, my eyes widened with the first story
The OP sounded biased. How does he know how the internet is in third world countries?
@@iovankadias9218 Average internet speeds are public information.
Props to the Karens who can learn from their mistakes.
The first story was bittersweet for me. Most of the Elderly in western countries tend to be forgotten and lonely, so OP just having a chat with them probably helped them with feeling less lonely.
I work in a call center, and they don't give a crap about if you take your break a bit late. We put our phones into Auxilary(Aux) for our breaks, and we can do this while on calls. As long as you don't put your phone into Aux more than 1 minute before your scheduled break, you're good. This is to ensure that you don't get another call to prevent you from going on break, but you need to finish the call you're on first. If you go half an hour late cause it was a long call, then you go half an hour late. The only time this has ever really bitten anyone was one person who worked a different department from me, who was on a 7 hour long call. She ended up taking her first break, took one call, took her lunch, took one call, and took her last break. Not sure how she survived that long without going to the bathroom though.
I used to work for a similar company to the first one (also in Australia). There was one lady who was halfway through the conversion paperwork. She clearly didn't want to follow through because when I called her she'd have someone say she was busy and to please hold. Every time I had a bad customer, I'd call that lady up, they'd put me on hold for like half an hour.. it was amazing
As a person who has been cpr certified for the better part of 6 years hearing a AED be called a “automatic electric discharger” got me tight. It stands for automated external defibrillator
I just had the same reaction listening to this 2 years later. Forgot about it at the time it was posted and now re-listening to it I'm sitting here facepalming.
karen: does something stupid
Gets punished'
Karen: insert suprised pikachu face
A company that is hardcore about safety training? Does such a thing exist? sm
The company I work for is very hardcore on safety training. We had to lose a guy to a stupid accident for it to happen, but yes, we take our safety very seriously.
yes, yes it does.
specially the one with highly "dangerous working environments", to avoid any injuries, harmful tragedy, how to use 1st aid kit, etc and most of all, to avoid any 'unnecessary' law suit.
Karen: "I'm very high in the company."
Also Karen: *was somewhat high in the company, but there's always a bigger fish*
Plus, reading the title, I was under the impression that Karen's aren't very smart in general to begin with, thinking they can get through life with their inflated sense of ego.
I always thought AED was Automatic External Defibrillator?
Should have asked "Id normaly turn here, you still want me to follow the GPS?" hed bite his own damn head of and say yes.
That first story reminds me of my grandpa who would stay on the phone for hours with scammers just because A. He was lonely and wanted to talk to someone B. It kept them away from scamming other people who didnt know any better
I've worked with people many times that said they were way too busy to do things. When I would visit them unexpectedly, they'd be chitchatting with co-workers or playing solitaire. It was always funny to see the look on their faces.
I worked for an organization that helps people with disabilities and those who are aging. It's very common for older adults to talk a lot. As a kid, I loved spending time with older adults and I still do. I learn a lot and they really like it when younger people take the time to listen and show respect. Many of them don't have families who are willing to spend time with them and are lonely. I miss that job, especially when I did home visits!
Of course he likes the GPS. It tells people what to do at all times. He probably feels like he's met his long lost twin.
At first I sided with the Karen didn't want to do the training; I would be pissed too if I had to sit through material that I already knew. Then they got to the part where she didn't know what she was talking about, I was like "ohhhh, now I see it."
I think the first aid Karen mistook the course for standards first aid... while that’s an understandable mistake, her stupidity in not just accepting company policy and taking the training is entirely her fault.
It's great when Karen's get chastised! Too bad she had to go back and actually do the training... some poor soul is wishing she was just fired.
The boss is probably grinning until OP's retirement and the boss is looking at history and he is glad that he is following his instructions...
...Only to realize that OP was giving the call to his manager this whole time.
Boss: OP! WHY DID YOU DO THAT?
OP: Why did I do what again?
Boss: WHY ARE YOU GIVING CALLS TO YO-
OP: You said to take breaks.
Boss: STOP INTERRUPTING ME! YOU HAVE NO EXCUSES TO GIVE CALLS TO YOUR MA-
OP: *hangs up*
Boss: I SAID STOP INTERRUPTING ME! AS I WAS SAYING, YOU HAVE NO EXCUSES TO GIVE CALLS TO YOUR MA-
Bus from Mean Girls: *hits Boss*
Bus Driver: Sorry not sorry!
"I used to work at a call center we would be flooded with calls constantly"
🤷
All call centers are soul traps. 😭😭 Karen is the only person who would complain about a company paid training. 😂😂😂😂😂 In the u.s., company training meant you didn't have to work for part of the day or the whole day and you still got paid. Some company paid trainings could be longer depending on the job and you still get paid.
3:41 - *barf* oh god WTFH… no… it’s an Automated External Defibrillator!!!
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I worked for the 2 t's phone co. They loved to switch district managers around putting them in charge of departments that they had no idea of what the people working there did. Every one of them was determined to remake the company the way they thought it should be run. I was working in the downtown of a major city and the new manager was giving us a speech about how he was going to change things for the better. One of the first things he was going to do was change the start time from 7AM to 8AM . we tried to tell him it would not work . He told us we were not team players if we challenged his ideas. So we gave up trying to talk him out of it. All utilities are underground in large city's so by 8 AM cars are parked on top of the manholes and there is no way to set up a work area. We got to sit around for a week before going back to our old starting time. This is only one example of the many things that managers did that caused us to sit around and do nothing for days.
God these stories make me so glad I'm not stuck in a call centre anymore
If the elderly found out TBoss remembered the stories they told, I hope at least one of them found it sweet
I bet stan loved being able to chat and tell war stories for 7 hours to such a willing listener. OP probably made his freaking year
That MRI Engineer is hit closer to home for me. I once work at cyber cafe and my ex boss complain about me always sitting at the counter. I had no issue about him always sitting and fiddling with computer (for entertainment purpose of course) since he's the boss, but this guy actually thinks the back area of the cafe is magically gonna clean itself without me going to the back and cleans it. Basically, he just didn't notice that I'm stepping out whenever there's no customer at the counter, and claiming that I'm lazy. Took me a year before quitting.
The last one, that hospital had 8-9 MRI machines (wow!) That is MORE than are in ALL of CANADA!
Boss: WHAT WERE YOU THINKING?!?!
the lion, the witch and the AUDACITY OF THIS B*TCH.
I like to think these Karens look like the woman that needs to play Wii Fit daily from Happy Wheels.
I study mechatronics engineering and sometimes work part time in big companies with the engineers keeping the place alive. So many times I heard stories of engineers being fired because they sat in the office too much and then something broke and surprise, not enough engineers on board to quickly fix it.
If a boss tells you not to think, don't think! What happens happens!
Boss comes over to explain how he wants a PowerPoint presentation done. Im pretty good at them - trained too, so I opened my mouth to speak when he "Stop. I dont want to hear you could do it better". Okurrrrr
Basic Life Support was a requirement for my job. I've been qualified, about every 3 years, since the time I was 10 years old. My mom was a registered nurse, and qualified to give instruction, hence why I was qualified at the age of 10. My current qualification expires next year, though I am retired now. Should I get a job where certification is required, I would be happy to take it again. There has been more than once when I was glad I had it. I didn't have to use it, but I was able to reassure the 911 operator that I could perform that if required. You should have heard the relief in her voice that she wasn't dealing with some panicky person with no idea what to do. There was another time I was in the bar. The bartender was having an asthma attack. She had her inhaler, but I told her "Don't worry, I can keep you going long enough for an ambulance to get here if that is required." She said to me "You just want to kiss me!" My reply was "True, but I would rather you be breathing normally when I do that rather than saving your life!" These days, given my health problems, I expect to be on the receiving end, rather than the one saving someone else. When I had my heart attack though, my biggest complaint was I couldn't see the screen for the fluoroscope. The cardiologist said he would show me after, though I wish I could have seen it as it was happening. Same complaint for my 2nd heart cath. The cardiologist did tell me I was the only person he had ever done a heart cath on with no sedative. Local only where they went in to my wrist, but nothing else. It did mean I was able to leave as soon as the bleeding was under control, rather than having someone else to take responsibility for me, so saved us both time. Hope you enjoy this post. Take care all.
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Story 1: KPIs are a double edged sword, you try to measure someone on "Things that mean they are doing their job" but sometimes turn into "I need to just do these specific things to look good". I.E. their job is to make fire, don't measure the amount of smoke, smoke is a by-product (sometimes) of fire
sincerely a data analyst who analyzes KPIs all day
KPIs are inhuman. Period. Ive spent decades in office administration. So Ive seen the damage they can do.
As an Aussie with the company, I totally agree! Gave me a real laugh 😂
I've definitely heard "take your breaks at break time" and "lunch is from 12:00 - 12:30"
The thing is.. my company is skilled and unskilled labour. We're the ones that deal with emergencies. When the plumber turns on the water and floods a dozen finished units, you really don't want to hear "it's 12:05, we'll be there in a half hour, if the elevators are quick"
I had something similar to the break one happen, except I worked with Special ED kids on math. I don't do well sitting around doing nothing, so I'd usually skip my break to check on one of my assigned students earlier in the day. The principal found out, and said that I had to take my break, so I did. The student had a melt down, and freaked out to the point they had to call his parents to pick him up early. This happened every day for an entire week before they rearranged my schedule to let me have those 15 minutes to go do an extra check on this kid.
btw the NBN is still hated here in australia (it once took them ~52 days before they sent us the right parts to fix our modem after lighting that struck a bit to close and fried the modem and anything wired to it. one of the people on my street lost her tv.)
Work in a fuel station. I love when the elderly come in, I get to have a 30 minute chat without anyone saying anything. All my work gets done and they always come back.
“Automatic electric discharger”. 😂😂😂😂
Automated external defibrillator is what it is
I realize the the post calls it "automatic electric discharger" but that is not what AED actually means. It is Automatic External Defibrillator.
It says this ON THE MACHINE ITSELF.
I have started to use this channel to fall asleep to. Or just listening at work. Rslash is my new inner voice
Sooo glad i found this channel a few months ago. IT IS EVERYTHING!! 🙏
You know you’re early when youtube can’t math
Lmao. The truth in this statement is painfully hilarious.
Facks
As a Nigerian, I am deeply offended on behalf of our WiFi
The OP doesn't know that AED stands for Automated External Defibrillator
There was a girl on Reddit who I got in an argument with SHE DOXXED ME GOT MY IP BOOTED ME THEN I USED WIRE SHARK TO SEE WHAT IP WAS DOXXING ME REPORTED HER TO REDDIT AND THEN I!!! GOT BANNED ON REDDIT FOR DOXXING!!!!
But Karen wasn't fired. She was given a second chance.
Two Malicious Compliance so close together! Thank you.
The Karen who didn’t want to sit during first aid training is just dumb,You legit get paid to sit there and listen. DO NOTHING besides take the tests.
I had to do this (tho it wasn’t as extensive)
For 3/4 hours and I got paid to just sit there.
I'm staying home from work today because I hurt my back at work about 2 weeks back and it finally got bad enough for me to start to take care of myself, so some new rSlash content is much appreciated! I just finished another rSlash video!
I hope that your back will be better soon ❤🇨🇦
@@cybercat29 Thank you, I really appreciate that 😊, it's been a rough day for me, so that means a lot.
@@solidacid1337 You are so welcome 😊🤗
"Oh no how could this happen"
I smell some BS on that first one.
#1, it's not CPR, hasn't been for ages. Anyone who teaches it for a living knows it's BLS.
#2, AED is automatic electrical defibrillator, not automatic electrical discharger, and it is a standard part of BLS training for a long time now.
As someone who has been certified in both BLS and ACLS for a long time, this just doesn't ring true.
For those of you who don’t know/ are confused, op meant external defibrillator not electric discharged. It was a simple mistranslation
Hey! Lifeguard here, AED actually stands for Automatic External Defribulator. Loved the video!
For sure! Not rslash's fault though... Seems to be the fault of OP. Who should know these things considering that they teach classes on how to use them *insert cringe face here*
I feel that rSlash should have caught this mistake and corrected it. That he didn't has honestly made me lose a little respect for him
some people have their head stuck up their butt. Good my manager agrees he does not know half the shit I am doing even though 10 years ago he had the same role.
For 7 years, my boss appreciated I came in early, sometimes Saturday mornings to prepare for Mondays meetings and rarely if ever took a lunch hour away from my switchboard. Except it was understood that on pay day, I could take 2 hours. New boss complained about my time keeping (he knew about the previous arrangement because he wasnt new, he was just promoted). It came up in my review and went against me. Soooo. I turned up on the dot in the morning, took one whole hour for lunch each day (they had to answer the phones themselves) and left on the dot of 5 - even if there were things I could have helped with. Be careful what you ask for. Idiot.
Where the hell is that first person working in Australia. Income here is very decent.
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Are you gonna be the new turtle?
Thank you
@@untrustfulsoldchannel9238 nah he is gonna sacrifice you new born
AED does NOT mean "Automatic Electrical Discharger". It means "Automatic Emergency Defibrillator". So I kind of wonder about a first aid trainer who doesn't know that.
“Mostly cause it’s fun to hate.” Yep sounds like australia to me!
Dude, first aid refresher courses never hurt. I first learned CPR when I was six (yes, you read that right, six years old), and things have changed since then. I've never had to use the CPR training and I hope I never do, but other first aid skills, yes, I have had to use. Let's just say that whatever you think you might be prepared for, an actual situation is likely to throw in a curveball or two you're not anticipating. You think you know all about first aid? Think again.
Karen: does something stupid
Boss: you’re fired
Karen: shocked pikachu face
Whats uh....socked?
@@kristinasylvester9011 The security got her on the ground after she slapped the manager/employee. That or she ate a sock.
@@erin8050 Its probably the latter but Socks do taste good regardless
@@kristinasylvester9011 ... Not gonna ask.
@@erin8050 I said something wrong didn't I?
Why the hell would you not take the in service? I’m an old RN and would still take it just for a refresher but also it gets you out of your office for a few hours..
Old nurses unite 👋😁
@@AestheticWaif now you know damn well we’d do that just to get off the floor for a few!
@@lillyvonshtup7314 😂 no lies fr!
I love that this channel is read by a real person and not the robotic voice like slot of the other channels
Key performance indicators = "whatever makes the manager a big bonus". Companies do not get that if they treat their people right, the performance will exceed their "KPIs" because people will feel appreciated. People are the most important part of the business.
The first story reminded me of Kitboga.
He pretends to be an elderly person all the time while calling scam call centers and it's pretty funny.
Accidental malicious compliance is the best one for me. I don't know how to explain it but it just seems better. Maybe it's cause the person was just following orders instead of just you know, following orders and secretly wishing that their boss or whoever would get punished as a result at the same time.
"AED" actually stands for "Automated Electronic Defibrillator" - a machine used to defibrillate a person's heart if they have a heart attack. I'm not sure where they got "discharger" for this.
When the karen said if you dont relase you'll lose your lease something along the lines of that i would say i would release you to the streets
She didn't get fired though, lol.
Hearing about the KPIs in the first story reinded me of how the company I work for hides behind environmental KPI to ensure we don't use too much of the supply. Like I get a reasonable limit for paper usage but what about printer ink limits. That thing malfunctions and goes haywire so many times, people have bought ink from outside to maintain KPI.
i can't think of karens and kyles in anything but his voices anymore its so funny lmao
and the kids too
Automatic Electric Discharger. Hahaha.
Kind of what it does, but it doesn't discharge any electricity if it doesn't find an irregular heartbeat (fibrillation) that needs defibrillation to bring the heart back to a normal beating pattern.
AED stands for Automated External Defibrillator.
Automatic as it automatically examines and determines if the heart is in fibrillation or tachycardia (superfast beating) then automatically applies a defibrillation shock, then assesses again later to determine if the heart is still in fibrillation.
External as in it corrects an irregular heartbeat from outside the body unlike an internal one... better known as a pacemaker.
I just have to say, rSlash has the best entitled voice
Coincidence?
An old adage in an automated factory "When the machines are working the people don't." So you're standing on a catwalk overlooking a dishwasher factory. You see a dozen people just standing around. Some may looking at a machine. That means everything is fine. But managers see wasted labor.
That first story...I worked for the same company doing incoming calls. Never made a KPI. DID end up so stressed and sick that I went to hospital 10 times in 5 years!
Just so you know, I have doubts with the CPR story because OP is supposed to be a trainer but calls an AED an automatic electrical discharger which is completely false. It's an Automatic External Difibrilator. I was an EMT when I was younger and I've been qualified on it since it was put into regular circulation.
The final story reminds me of Maxim 2: "A sergeant in motion outranks a lieutenant who doesn't know what's going on." While it doesn't apply, letter-wise, the spirit does. The guy in charge is the guy who understands the situation, *not* the guy with the rank bars.
A manager who asks, "What orders do you need me to give you?" is a manager who understands this maxim. *Treasure these unicorns*.
Tbh it's refreshing to hear that the first aid Karen actually learned from her mistakes ^^
Rslash to start my day? Hell yeah
I would love for him and Steven from Storytime to get together Rslash for the Karen voice and Steven for his entitled man voice. They'd make beautiful entitled music together
Wow, I haven’t watched in years, forgot how great these videos are and I’m glad the RUclips algorithm actually worked for once. I will be watching every single video now
I might have missed it. But where was the story that is in the title? I don’t remember a post in this video where a “Karen” got herself fired.