Pregnancy Announcement Goes Wrong - Rosebud Baker
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Imagine getting pregnant by a man who flies to a war torn country just to piss his wife off for a joke…. 😬
What a keeper!
Well, she really has a little time to change her mind 😅
He didn't know she was pregnant and he probably just wanted to get away from her ??
@@valenasnowy778hahahaha!
War torn?
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Better punch line. "I'm sterile."
That's what I thought it was going to be.
I was going with "had a vasectomy", but pretty much the same thing.
It has a punchline? If so, I missed it.
Is not even remotely better.
It isn't even good.
If you the same repetitive "women bad" joke go to 9gag and be happy.
EXACTLY what I thought!
WTF is wrong with these women comics they platform?
I mean I KNOW FUNNY WOMEN they crack me thefukkup!! Who are these people?
WTF ??? This makes absolutely no sense !
Right, that has to be a fake audience laughing
This makes no sense to me at all
Yeah… she should’ve made something up. That was a good set up but stopped being funny quickly
The fact that the prank wouldn't work cause non-frontline Ukraine looks like any other European country lol
it’s just proves that Americans know nothing about Eastern Europe and this war especially
@@wapnicawapnica9745it doesnt really concern us
@@_____snake it always been quite intresting for me. your goverment spends billions on killing civilians in countries you even cant show on the map, while usa citizens doesnt even have a necessities like free medical care, free universities and kindergartens
WTF
@@_____snake it should really concern you concidering usa and russia like to do proxy wars since the cold war.
This couple are both insane! She says I am pregnant he says I have news too! That was his response to I am pregnant! Communication is not a strong suit in this family! Most couples would discuss things before this point! Like I think I may be pregnant so I am going to buy a pregnancy test! He already bought a ticket to Ukraine?! How about taking your wife to Paris instead??
Oh those funny Millennials!
Imagine he goes " I had a vasectomy"
Did I miss something?🤔
Right, not funny
So people are dying in Ukraine, dealing with fear on a daily basis. And your husband bought a ticket there to... prank you...
Tell us you have a lot of money without telling us you have a lot of money.
"I was going to fly to Ukraine to play a joke on you."
I went and volunteered! Congrats on the baby
😮Really? Thank you from all of my heart! 💛💙
‘i wish you had’? ?
🤮
Your husband booked a ticket to Ukraine, where there’s a war going on for a joke…….. I pray for the sake of my sanity that this didn’t actually happen
The moral of the story was?
Ukrainian is a happy town near San Francisco.
You can tell these people are completely out of touch with realizing whats war.
What do you mean?
@@michellecena8159 Hmm the fact that they can take a war place as a "turism joke thing".
@@Sara-kq8ry right I'm abit...confused 💀💀
@@Sara-kq8ry Nah, Putin insists it isn't a war, so everything totally fine ...
@@Crimsonraziel Ngl I can’t tell whether your being sarcastic or not
My sister found out she was pregnant a few days after she and her husband had a huge blowout of a fight. She called him while he was working, and told him to pull over (he was driving truck) because she needed to tell him something. He was convinced that she was telling him that she was filing for divorce and started freaking out, until she finally yelled, “CALM THE FUCK DOWN! I’M FUCKING PREGNANT!” And then he cried and it was beautiful. My phone call was more along the lines of, “I got pregnant after that fucking Stone Temple Pilots concert, and he’s never gonna shut up about it.” And he hasn’t. 😂
OMG this sound like my life lol. Love it 😊
Your sister found out she was pregnant after her and her husband had a fight about her being pregnant? Doesn't make any sense
@@blizzardjm sweetie. read it again. you got this!
"And he hasn't" 😂😂😂😂
😂
If I was her I woulda kept that story to myself, don’t want people knowing I married a fool
Shes married to a man, so we already know that part lol
It’s almost as if she’s a stand up comedian doing a bit.
I laughed harder at this comment than I did at the skit. Truly though.
@@CorkKNIFEWomen comedians aren’t funny. I am yet to find a female stand up comic I find funny. And I’m saying this as a woman. Many of them think they have to be crude and vulgar to be funny and the rest are men hating feminists. There’s the odd funny joke but calling this woman a comedian is like calling Dylan Mulvaney a woman.
@@cici3147 who hurt you?
..and now your having a baby that's half his DNA...good luck with that lol
YOU’RE having. Not YOUR… Maybe her husband grasps elementary English. Maybe YOUR partner needs the luck 😮😂🤷🏽♂️
What's the use of knowing proper grammar when you act as insufferably as you do? People get along with those who don't have good grammar, but they barely tolerate you.@@PetrodollarDealEndedSoWakeUp
Said the twat using emojis
Your husband was going to go to a war-torn country just to film your reaction? Not to, like, do anything helpful for anyone involved. This is a new level of poverty tourism, damn.
My thoughts exactly
Yeah, the logic of it when she even was explaining it like you can tell it’s a totally fake story and she just wants to support Ukraine like just do a Nazi salute if that’s the case….
I think she meant that he was going but wantes to tell her like a douche, from there. Not that he is going there just to do that. BUT! Your last sentance cracked me up so much so that I just had to like it. 😂
Emma C
The husband told a funny joke unlike the woman “comedian”
@@bucsfan2565 if the husband told a joke, where's the funny bit?
That was a very mismatched joke
It was a joke??!
There! I can't connect these 2 bits together...
when did ppl talking become comedy? whers the jokes? no punchlines?
I don't understand why people are having so much trouble putting this together.
Man is afraid that she didn't WANT to be pregnant. Jokes about going to Ukraine so he won't need to be there in person to talk with her about it and face her anger.
That's it. It's not difficult.
@@camannwordsmithno hun... that's not it at all lol. Clearly they had a convo before about not going to the Ukraine, and so he got the ticket as a joke to go there and piss her off against her wishes, upon learning she's pregnant, he pulled out of that plan bc it's a bad idea when ur wife is pregnant to piss her off that badly AND go and possibly die with a baby on the way.
Yea, as a Ukrainian I don't find that funny, I'm sorry. Is this like a new attraction or something? Wtf
I would immediately rethink having a child with someone like that. The intelligence is not meeting the mark😅
Rose, the obvious next step for you used to be telling him, you expect triplets 😂
This is not at all funny.....the Ukraine is going through an awful time. Don't make it comical 😢
i’m so sorry to comment but… WTF ? any other scenario… MAYBE at absolute best a lil silly. how… why… what even was the point of that ukraine joke ? i mean it’s kinda funny but i still don’t get his motivations to this…
No way in hell that's a true story. And it wasn't funny to boot.
It was funny.
Not everyone likes everything.
It's ok that you didn't liked it, but this doesn't means it's not funny.
Also, humor sketch didn't need to be real.
He should have countered and said he got a vasectomy 10 years ago to see her face 😂
there's plenty of men who got a vasectomy and then had a child. It's not a guarantee.
That’s what I thought she was going to say happened
"Should have" or if you're short on time, "should've"
@@mael2039 not asking for a scientific argument, just making a joke Reverend Killjoy
@@satoshiketchump was short on time Mr Grammarly
Had to be the worst joke I ever heard from someone that “does this for a living”
fact
You clearly have see many comedians then.
feminist comedy isn't funny
@@thinkforyourself2109 I 110% agree wit u but goes for men as well only a handful of them are actually funny. Females nun.
I don’t think you know how quotation marks work…
Would have been funnier if " her husband told her he had a vasectomy 3 years ago ".......
Funny to whom? Sounds like more drama than I would want.
vasectomy are rare. most men dont want to take responsibility for their fertility
@@pinkpugginz You do know that vasectomies aren't reversible, right? No? You fell for the feminist propaganda that "men are just irresponsible"?
Even in the cases where the vasa can be restored, the testes will have deteriorated, and no longer be producing viable sperm. Tubal ligation for women actually has greater reversibility, because it doesn't deteriorate the ova.
If you meet a man that has had a vasectomy, it's because he's either an idiot, like you, or he has carefully considered it, and decided that he's completely sure that he will never want any (more) children. That goes far beyond just "taking responsibility".
@@pinkpugginz Mkaaaay
She's a comedian, it's a joke, get over your millennial selves....what too much, don't worry you get a trophy anyway...
If this based on a real story that’s happened to you, your husband doesn’t understand the gravity of the situation - people die here, Russians bоmb civilian locations like apartment buildings and hospitals all the time.
You say people die there and bla bla bla, and actually ukraines are uploading videos of them shopping, going to McDonald’s and so on. And a lot of ukraines saying, the war is only in a small section etc. Do you want to exhasurate or what’s the truth?
Sure, in the Eastern part of Ukraine. People in the west side are living normal lives.
@@domiduch4344if the east coast was being bombed,, people in Texas would still go to McDonald's
Do you think Londoners during the WW2 didn’t eat or shop? People can’t be afraid all the time or they’ll go crazy.
So do americans.
It's Ukraine. Not _the_ Ukraine. You don't call Italy "the Italy". Improper grammar around my country's name is one of the propaganda elements russia uses. Same with the incorrect spelling of Kyiv.
How they are all laughing when she asked her husband if he goes to Ukraine “to fight?” is disgusting.
toughen up butercup, or the world will crush you.
I mean. It's better then him going there for a prank.
@@MrMills5454you're so cringe
it’s actually funny for an American to suddenly go to fight for a foreign country when many locals left (who could afford to pay a bribe to Ukrainian border guards). and in the United States they constantly shoot like that, why go so far😅
Funfact: absurd, shock, nevournes are all normal triggers to laugh, according science.
Imagine being able to just blow that kind of money in on a private joke
Imagine thinking the story is real! 🤔
@@paulchurchill5045 does that make it less ridiculous? It would be the same if a billionaire went to the moon or space for a publicity stunt.. oh wait they did.
That's not comedy, that's a weird attempt at therapy.
Ukraine has no "the". You don't say "the Austria" etc...
"I'm sterile."
That’s exactly what I thought he was going to say
That’s where I thought it was going! Lol
We wish that they both were because this level of stupid shouldn't reproduce .
You should probably cut this one from the routine.
Why?
Is great.
Definitely. She reached to hard to make this one... hopefully 😬☠️
I thought he was going to say he has a vasectomy
He has one? Like at home? Lol
same!
I dont get the joke
I guess the joke is the whole Ukraine and Russia thing, so him being there would be like “wtf get the hell out of there!”
It's not really a joke. She's just not funny
And it's just Ukraine, not "the" Ukraine, thank you very much
That bugged me so much i stopped listening afterwards.
There's some places where it just sounds better to put a "The" in front of it. The Ukraine, The United Kingdom, The Maldives, The Bahamas, The United States....
@@dianaking1106 depends on your speech and country being addressed. Ukraine isn't one them.
@@dianaking1106 you're on the right track, but Ukraine doesn't belong in the list above. "The" is only used for "plural" countries, when the country name consists of several words like The Republic/Kingdom of Something or when the country is made of several parts The Islands/States/Emirates of Something.
@@anhelina2726 The Netherlands, the Gambia
Is this considered comedy now?
A joke about Ukraine...seriously?!
Ukraine without "the" - like France or Poland
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The name of Ukraine likely comes from the old Slavic term for 'borderland',[22] as does the word krajina.
In the English-speaking world during most of the 20th century, Ukraine (whether independent or not) was referred to as "the Ukraine".[23] This is because the word ukraina means 'borderland'[24] so the definite article would be natural in the English language; this is similar to Nederlanden, which means 'low lands' and is rendered in English as "the Netherlands".[25] However, since Ukraine's declaration of independence in 1991, this usage has become politicised and is now rarer, and style guides advise against its use.[26][27] US ambassador William Taylor said that using "the Ukraine" implies disregard for Ukrainian sovereignty.[28] The official Ukrainian position is that "the Ukraine" is both grammatically and politically incorrect.[29]
@@_cloudface_ as Ukrainian, I'm here to tell you: firstly, it's a wrong theory you are spreading here, please stop reading soft russian propaganda. Secondly, it doesn't matter where the name comes from, you don't use articles with the names of the country. Period.
@@dariali1768 lol that's just straight wrong. In some countries names it's considered optional, but literally nobody says Netherlands without the "the". The same is true of The Bahamas and The Maldives. There are many countries where the English name of it contains "the".
@@jeremyh9033 we should totally start calling it Netherland imo. That's what we call it in Dutch (Nederland)
@@jeremyh9033 article the is used when:
- the county’s name includes a common noun.
- the name contains ‘of’.
- the country is an island country.
Please learn your own language 🙏🏼
You know, "I let this guy get me pregnant? How dumb am I?" made a lap around her brain.
Half the time they look hurt at your confused derision.
I have been married for 30 years and I swear, "What is wrong with you?!" is my catch phrase. Then he turns around and does something sweet or brilliant and I decide to keep him for another day.
💀 sounds messed up. With this much context it sounds like it's better to move on
@@aynain1810 I agree. It's complicated though. I have to be a person that can meet and hold her own gaze in the mirror.
People do things that rubs 90 on their morals end up alcoholics and drug addicts. I think little of people that don't keep their word, I won't be one of them. The only way out for me is by mutual agreement or he leaves me. No worries, I won't off him. That whole mirror thing ya know.
@@LambentLark I didn't really understand much but you can do it! Best of luck to you and your partner
Is this some kind of new way to torture prisoners so they confess crimes they might not even commited?
Saying this isnt funny is an understatement.
It's Ukraine, not The Ukraine.
Congratulations random reader of this comment here's some tasty random trivia copypasta 🤌:
The name of Ukraine likely comes from the old Slavic term for 'borderland',[22] as does the word krajina.
In the English-speaking world during most of the 20th century, Ukraine (whether independent or not) was referred to as "the Ukraine".[23] This is because the word ukraina means 'borderland'[24] so the definite article would be natural in the English language; this is similar to Nederlanden, which means 'low lands' and is rendered in English as "the Netherlands".[25] However, since Ukraine's declaration of independence in 1991, this usage has become politicised and is now rarer, and style guides advise against its use.[26][27] US ambassador William Taylor said that using "the Ukraine" implies disregard for Ukrainian sovereignty.[28] The official Ukrainian position is that "the Ukraine" is both grammatically and politically incorrect.[29]
@@_cloudface_ That's a cute story. However, most people put the article "the" in front of its name due to the long U sound, as in The United (States or Kingdanother date when Ukraine declared independence was in January of 1918. Finally, when you copy from Wikipedia, take out the footnote marks for smoother reading.
Whaat
@@_cloudface_Not sure if this position makes so much sense in English, but in Russian there is more of a point. Because depending on which preposition you use, you treat Ukraine as a country, by using the preposition that you use for countries. (i think its "w Ukraina") instead of the one you use for regions/areas (I think that's "za Ukraina").
But discussion this about articles, which don't even exist in slavic languages as a concept, is weird to me.
@Chrystyna wow, who hurt you? No need to bite someone's head off when they are essentially agreeing with.
Side note, what even is ths right response to this?
silence and leaving immediately.
@@imgabiireyes with a long pause.
😤
@@hannahcallow6374 yup.
Not funny at all....
As a Ukrainian I would know he is joking. Air is closed. There are no flights to “THE”Ukrainian😂 due to war. I am glad you are pregnant and saved your boyfriend life from going to war as a joke.
I feel like this is just a brain-dead Daydream and he just was just spouting nonsense cuz he didn't know what to say
my silence is laughing.
I was expecting ..he had a vasectomy.. hahahhaha
Same here.
That's what I thought she was going to say.
Too previsible and would me more sad than funny.
This is embarrassing and I hope it’s not true
idk why everyone laughs
....waiting for the joke.....
Me too.
Me too..she isnt not funny at all
Oh, you didn't get it?
Poor you.
@@AramatiPaz Oh poor me.. It's great that you got that.. Bravo
@@AramatiPaz There's nothing to get. There's nothing there.
Yeah, I wouldn’t keep that one in the lineup. Not funny at all.
The husband..... I have to tell you something I had a vasectomy years ago.😮
Stop lying just for the sake of standup
Right?! The "joke" wasn't even funny and didn't really make sense. 🤷🏼♀️
pranking my wife by going to a war-torn country suffering from genocide at the hands of their neighbor just to film her reaction to me being a vile pos 🤣 incredible
when does the funny part start?
😂
And that’s why I could never marry a TikToker/RUclipsr.
No. I want to hear more. What the fuck was happening here????
Nothing, nothing was happening here😩
One of my best friends got two women pregnant at same time AND they both delivered in same hospital at same time.True story
How bad at using contraception do you have to be to get not one, but two people pregnant at the same time??? 😂 I mean... Dude had it coming, no sympathy here.
Reaction she would have preferred from hubby:
"Hey, great, I must have a high sperm count! I'm two-for-two!
The country isn’t called “The Ukraine”. They don’t like that. It’s just Ukraine.
She mispronounced it because she was 'trying' to be funny. I think it was insulting to include war-torn and suffering Ukraine in her senseless comedy routine. This was done in poor taste, and she should apologize to all Ukrainians for this.
@@UkeOne You would be amazed how many people think it’s actually called The Ukraine.
@@hollygolightly649 As a Ukrainian, I am very well aware of the blatant stupidity that still exists among those who still use 'fictitious' references to my country. It was never "The Ukraine"; however, it was a ploy by the Soviet Union back around the 2nd World Wat to downplay the existence and importance of Ukraine (when it was a captive nation of the Soviets), and ignorant people worldwide grasped this fiction as 'fact,' without knowing what it did to Ukrainians everywhere. You don't say "The France" or "The Germany". I have no tolerance for this kind of stupidity. My country is "UKRAINE", and not anything else!
nobody cares
@@MrMills5454 And nobody ever cares whether certain 'I-don't care" idiots care about anything or not.
I thought he was going to say he was found to be infertile or had a vasectomy. That would have made a better joke.
Hi I'm from Ukraine. Please don't use our situation as a prank, it's not funny AND it's disrespectful.
#1stWorldProblems 😂
I love the audience’s collective groan at what his prank was gonna be
As a Ukrainian, living in Ukraine I assume that it is not funny at all. Also, learn some grammar.
@@_cloudface_ no, it doesn't mean borderlands. It has historical meaning "Homeland" or "Motherland". Despite meaning it is now name of the state.
do you call all Russian bastards? Nationality is a reason for you to call someone a bastard? Sounds familiar...
I think you may need to take your own advice.
@Roksolana Zarytska so if that's what that means then using "the" in front of it is still grammatically correct. You wouldn't say I went to homeland or went to motherland
She shouldnt have called it The Ukraine. You dont get a ticket to The Ukraine, tou get a ticket to Ukraine. Itd be like saying "i got a ticket to The France". It works for places lile The United States because 'United States' is a plural - multiple states, but Ukraine is one place as a whole, not divided into states.
I think a lot of Americans call it 'The Ukraine'.
A better story would be he got a vasectomy w/o her knowledge.
Don’t say that if you don’t really mean it. It might happen and then you would wish he went to Ukraine.
I don't get this at all. The story she told was just weird.
My thoughts exactly. Just weird
Nothing that this girl said was funny. Nothing at all. Not sure why people laugh so loudly…
They just get on stage and air dirty laundry for the most part which isn’t funny. It’s tragic.
Damn, I was so gonna send this to the bf cause we're expecting in August, but since he did cheat I can't. Definitely wished he went to Ukraine instead
I called my husband after 15 years of trying amd said "James i fucking pregnant" He started to laugh
I thought he was going to tell her he'd had a vasectomy last year. 🙃
Yeah followed by, “who is the real father, hmmmmm?! We’re divorcing, get Him to pay for your kid, have a nice or not so nice life, bye!”
There is little to no airplane travel to or from Ukraine unless it's military or aid. I know this because I've helped get 29 people out of the country and provided financial assistance, food, and housing. All of them had to leave by train and then take flights from Poland to other countries and eventually the US once they were able to get a visa.
Has your husband seen the recent news about the Ukraine? I love stand up, but this is so fucked up. I'm going to piss my wife, going to the Ukraine meanwhile people are losing their lifes and homes.
Does he not understand, once he goes thier he ain't coming back..
When my MIL told my FIL that she was pregnant with my husband, my FIL came back "I got laid-off today" 😬
wait... your mother in law was pregnant with your husband???
@@huntercuyler yes? My mother-in-law is my husband's mother. This story took place at the time she realized she was pregnant with the baby that would grow up to be the man I'm now married to.
@@elizabethwoolston OOOOOOHHHH i totally misread that
@@huntercuyler 😂
Waiting for the joke
Please wake me up when I'm supposed to laugh, this is a stand up sort of comedian right, it is supposed to be like make someone like laugh or something, did I miss something?
I was like and he was like and I was like and he was like ...
Is this comedy? Damn the bars gotten low
Is this commenting? Damn the bars gotten low.
On today's show of things that never happened:
Using war to make a joke? Serious? Shame on u
Isecretly had a vasectomy 2 years ago . .
Not that big of a secret now😅
Bitter sweet comedy.❤
Reality sucks. Be strong❤
I don't get the joke
I don't get it?
Where is the funneh?
Weird
I just don't understand what the joke is or what makes this funny...
When’s the comedy start
Not funny in any way.
Does she and her husband live in the real world? Horrific things are still going on in Ukraine. People are suffering terribly.
Wheres the part thats funny? 🤔
War, famine or natural disasters are no laughing matter. As a Ukrainian I find it offensive, you guys have no idea what you laugh at.