Buying the Cheapest 911 Turbo Was a Great Idea-- Until I Went to the Track

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  • @snappy452
    @snappy452 5 лет назад +729

    Hoonigan: *DESTROY ALL TIRES*
    Hoovie: *DESTROY ALL ENGINES!!!*
    Car Wizard: *YEEEEES....VERY GOOD*

    • @superHIsonickid
      @superHIsonickid 5 лет назад +7

      snappy452 i can picture the wizard like palpetine rub his hands together like yess let the blown engine flow through you lmfaoo

    • @oberon79
      @oberon79 5 лет назад +11

      car wizard with a new rolls royce soon.

    • @mattcan69
      @mattcan69 5 лет назад +6

      @@superHIsonickid Mr Burns ... Excellent .....

    • @joeyscleaninglady2877
      @joeyscleaninglady2877 5 лет назад +2

      wizard sounded like peyton manning when bleeding the brakes

    • @nizmo370z4
      @nizmo370z4 5 лет назад +5

      I bet the wizards does it on purpose so hooves can blow engines

  • @SinfulEuphxria
    @SinfulEuphxria 5 лет назад +700

    Hoovie: I should take my 911 to the track
    The track: How many times do we have to teach you a lesson old man?

    • @quayl1337
      @quayl1337 5 лет назад +4

      Joe H are you drunk? He doesn’t even have “this” in the comment

    • @redeclipzegsx
      @redeclipzegsx 5 лет назад +2

      🤣🤣🤣

    • @quayl1337
      @quayl1337 5 лет назад +2

      Joe H 😂ok, you win. Im gonna go get hammered and binge watch sponge bob now. I clearly havnt done enough studying in my bikini bottom.

    • @Seethenhagen
      @Seethenhagen 5 лет назад +1

      I love the poor people

    • @SeanFit
      @SeanFit 5 лет назад

      Lol, I see what you did there haha

  • @Cassie4787
    @Cassie4787 5 лет назад +1271

    “Why won’t mclaren let me drive on track” -hoovie
    Also hoovie:

    • @fartmerchant762
      @fartmerchant762 5 лет назад +47

      *pumps nitrous into a 100hp engine and is shocked when it explodes*

    • @-TJ-
      @-TJ- 5 лет назад +10

      McLaren probably said that because they know what will happen if they let him on track.

    • @johnsimun6533
      @johnsimun6533 5 лет назад +1

      Dirty Bong Water, Toyota reliability? Guess Toyota showed the truth.

    • @johnsimun6533
      @johnsimun6533 5 лет назад +5

      Oggy, instead of Toyota reliability, or Trail Rated. We need Hoovie Rated, proof, etc...

    • @animeboy93
      @animeboy93 5 лет назад +1

      @@johnsimun6533 Nah Toyota didn't need to show any truth. They're still reliable. If you're a stupid fuck of course their car will die. Any car would.

  • @mr.savagebanana3284
    @mr.savagebanana3284 5 лет назад +400

    Hoovie: I'm going to track
    Wizard: yes

    • @mattmopar440
      @mattmopar440 5 лет назад +7

      Wizard $$$$$$$

    • @rich_edwards79
      @rich_edwards79 5 лет назад +3

      Wizard: Music. Sweet music.

    • @TinyIslandMaine
      @TinyIslandMaine 5 лет назад +4

      Wizard: Thank you 🤑

    • @Tigerfire75
      @Tigerfire75 5 лет назад +2

      Didn't want to take any chances at the track? Why is he taking a 911 to the track. If he gets another one his wife will have to call all the tracks in a 1,000 mile radius telling them not to let him take a 911 there.

    • @Sid3300
      @Sid3300 5 лет назад +1

      Wizard more like 🤑💰

  • @ellywest1216
    @ellywest1216 5 лет назад +444

    Every time a hoovie breaks down, a wizard gets his paycheck

    • @johnbaer1528
      @johnbaer1528 5 лет назад +3

      This comment needs ALL the likes

    • @RealWorldCarReviews
      @RealWorldCarReviews 5 лет назад +4

      Wizard has 3 houses in California prime real estate areas thanks to Hoovie 😂

    • @lobobaltazar1322
      @lobobaltazar1322 5 лет назад +2

      @@RealWorldCarReviews The legend goes : Car Wizard was in army as mechanic and Instead of Hooaahh, He yelled Hoovie.

    • @jamesprice6381
      @jamesprice6381 3 года назад

      Tyler is just the best meal ticket i ever seen!

  • @liquidsoftpc
    @liquidsoftpc 5 лет назад +412

    What do we learn from this?
    *Hoovie + 911 + Track = Wizard's Profit!*

    • @arevo8702
      @arevo8702 5 лет назад +1

      This is what they should teach in school

    • @1183newman
      @1183newman 5 лет назад +11

      Wizard repairs all his cars with 1 psecific flaw to guarantee they come back to him.

    • @jaypee7503
      @jaypee7503 5 лет назад +6

      sam newman More like he didn’t fix one well known fatal flaw in the Porsche GT1 engine block. Tracking a GT1 block Porsche without pinning or welding the coolant pipes basically guarantees this exact failure will happen.

    • @ukeplayalongs
      @ukeplayalongs 5 лет назад +1

      Hoovie + Track = Diaster + RUclips Clicks Galore

    • @PiperWarriorFlyer
      @PiperWarriorFlyer 5 лет назад

      The 911 isn't a suitable car for that equation

  • @HooviesGarage
    @HooviesGarage  5 лет назад +834

    Am I the first to use a Chernobyl Meme in a car RUclips video?

    • @s0y_s0y26
      @s0y_s0y26 5 лет назад +2

      Hoovies Garage I finally got my g2 any suggestions

    • @antmax006
      @antmax006 5 лет назад +2

      Hoovies Garage Yes

    • @AiOinc1
      @AiOinc1 5 лет назад +1

      Nah sorry mate

    • @MrKeyman90486
      @MrKeyman90486 5 лет назад +1

      I'm 3rd yes!!!

    • @borntowild480
      @borntowild480 5 лет назад +4

      Happy Birthday Wizard

  • @Tabletop-Newtype
    @Tabletop-Newtype 5 лет назад +244

    This is the exact reason why McLaren will never give Hoovie permission to drive his 12c in a track.

    • @danger450
      @danger450 5 лет назад +1

      Among other reasons ....

    • @Mijaycapri79
      @Mijaycapri79 5 лет назад +2

      Give him permission? For his own car? Is there something in the contract that limits track use? Not being rude but I got questions!

    • @Hunter_Bidens_Crackpipe_
      @Hunter_Bidens_Crackpipe_ 5 лет назад +18

      @@Mijaycapri79 Correct. No warranty if it even touches the track. Shows very low confidence in their product to me.

    • @joyrider187
      @joyrider187 5 лет назад +4

      Mijay Padilla it only affects the warranty. You can do whatever you want with your car, but McLaren will cancel the warranty contract if they find out. (And I guess they will, since the car is monitoring everything.)

    • @danger450
      @danger450 5 лет назад +1

      @@Mijaycapri79 It's because of the McLAREN extended warranty. He can do anything he wants, and void the warranty. It's a McLaren. Every time it break, about every 6 days, it's $32,000.

  • @wstecker1
    @wstecker1 5 лет назад +275

    Oh the irony of a 911 spewing the contents of its liquid cooling system all over a track.

    • @scuddryvr8784
      @scuddryvr8784 5 лет назад +2

      Why is it ironic?

    • @MWXYT
      @MWXYT 5 лет назад +69

      Now it's air cooled again.

    • @ProjectFairmont
      @ProjectFairmont 5 лет назад

      Ironic? Because Hoovie is trying to proove that you can make do with less?

    • @scuddryvr8784
      @scuddryvr8784 5 лет назад +6

      @@ProjectFairmont gotcha. I thought you were referring to the 911 itself. Unfortunately this is common with thr Mezger engine.

    • @scuddryvr8784
      @scuddryvr8784 5 лет назад +7

      Ask me how i know :)

  • @hayksamvelyan
    @hayksamvelyan 5 лет назад +83

    Coolant is way better than oil or any other mechanical failure. The way this video played out was so perfect though, real great editing. Haha

    • @dchamp1337
      @dchamp1337 5 лет назад +1

      Regular coolant is just as slick as oil on a racing surface though. That's why just about any racing series requires you to run water with just a little additive (aka "water wetter") and not anti-freeze.

    • @frowlinian8175
      @frowlinian8175 4 года назад

      Tons of "nothings gonna happen! How could it!?" Throughout... absolutely perfect tragic comedy

  • @loshu
    @loshu 5 лет назад +386

    When you posted on twitter about you going to the track I somehow knew this was gonna happen😂

    • @blackericdenice
      @blackericdenice 5 лет назад +2

      I don't think he know how to drive. Maybe he should only drive automatic cars.

    • @hectorsalguero6741
      @hectorsalguero6741 5 лет назад

      Logan hoodies luck lol

    • @blackericdenice
      @blackericdenice 5 лет назад +1

      @Lassi Kinnunen Are kidding me?

    • @skipa1625
      @skipa1625 5 лет назад

      @@blackericdenice tell me how did he drive "wrong" again? all shifts u can see in video happened way before redline. burning clutch doesn't make any fluids come out.

    • @iHaveTheDocuments
      @iHaveTheDocuments 5 лет назад +3

      Think it's on purpose. Brings views and attention.

  • @patrickposey2003
    @patrickposey2003 5 лет назад +305

    Hoovie: I almost had you!!
    Track: you almost had me??? You never had me! You never had your car!!!

    • @theclicker
      @theclicker 5 лет назад +2

      *cars

    • @mattbroussard7409
      @mattbroussard7409 5 лет назад +2

      Pwahaha! !!!!!!!!!!!!

    • @MIAPhilly
      @MIAPhilly 5 лет назад +3

      best comment period!

    • @andrewcreamer4672
      @andrewcreamer4672 5 лет назад +4

      Now him and the car wizard gotta tear apart the engine and replace the piston rings you fried.

    • @jamo9008
      @jamo9008 5 лет назад +5

      *DANGER TO MANIFOLD*

  • @TheFirstGinger
    @TheFirstGinger 5 лет назад +284

    When will you learn.
    When will you learn. That your actions have consequences.

    • @CrashMk
      @CrashMk 5 лет назад +3

      @@trvr82 Considering it's a quote and all.

    • @CrashMk
      @CrashMk 5 лет назад +13

      @@trvr82 Also, if a comment on someone else's youtube video get's you this worked up, and is completely unrelated to you in every way, you might want to go speak with a doctor.

    • @dannygroom3327
      @dannygroom3327 5 лет назад +1

      @@trvr82 ....pity you didn't end with a period.....

    • @CrashMk
      @CrashMk 5 лет назад

      I'm not entirely sure how that equates to me becoming "worked up". Unless of course, this is a sarcastic comment, which does not translate well via text.

    • @TheFirstGinger
      @TheFirstGinger 5 лет назад +1

      @@CrashMk it's a meme.

  • @ismailnegm00
    @ismailnegm00 5 лет назад +29

    Hoovie : i shall go to a track
    Wizard : (evil laugh) yeah you should

  • @FinnishCarGuys
    @FinnishCarGuys 5 лет назад +74

    But Hoovie, whenever you feel like an idiot, remember there’s always a guy wearing a tank top filling his pool with beanbags.

    • @somedude5174
      @somedude5174 5 лет назад +4

      Making more money than him

    • @FinnishCarGuys
      @FinnishCarGuys 5 лет назад +3

      Some Dude wearing tank tops filling his pool with bean bags.

    • @Sahadi420
      @Sahadi420 4 года назад +2

      @@somedude5174 just proof how stupid America is becoming.

  • @SamBerube
    @SamBerube 5 лет назад +202

    The Hoovies theme song played at half speed at the end was the vaporwave I didn't know I needed

  • @TheCham423
    @TheCham423 5 лет назад +137

    For those wondering, this is likely a blown coolant line -- it is a known issue with the GT1 block (aka "mezger-inspired" engines) that goes in the 996/997 Turbo/GT cars, where the coolant line is secured with adhesive that fails with time/heat/pressure. Most organizations require these lines to be pinned as a part of tech inspection to prevent this exact issue.
    www.sharkwerks.com/tech-articles/the-gt1-coolant-pipe-prevention-fix-on-gt1-block-gt3-gt2-turbo-cars

    • @dilligaf0220
      @dilligaf0220 5 лет назад +16

      The best thing that ever happened to 996/997 cars was the IMS issue.
      That way it overshadowed all the other issues that suck a Porsche owners wallet more than a 1st ex-wife.

    • @wobblysauce
      @wobblysauce 5 лет назад +3

      @Lassi Kinnunen Weight savings.

    • @KrustyKlown
      @KrustyKlown 5 лет назад +8

      The Wizard should have know about this!!! It can be a simple quick fix, drill/tap/screw .. to pin those glued fittings in place.

    • @TheCham423
      @TheCham423 5 лет назад +7

      @@dilligaf0220 If you consider the amount of performance you're getting for ~$35K or whatever Hoovie paid for this 996TT and how otherwise reliable they are, it's not so bad in my opinion. Granted, it's quite a bit of car to handle and there are definitely cheaper options out there for track cars with similar performance like a C5 Z06 'vette or something.
      Kinda funny when you consider the cost of pinning/welding the coolant lines on a GT1 motor is almost the exact same as the cost of the IMS retrofit on the M96 motors but no one ever talks about that, like you said.
      Ultimately, i'd say that 996/997s are right down the middle for maintenance costs. Worse than GM, Ford, Dodge, etc for parts cost but usually on par with BMW or Audi. And way cheaper than the exotics. And I say this as someone who's dropping $1k on a new water pump/thermostat/belt on my 997S next week. I've heard that a C5 water pump job usually runs more than a grand, so I can't complain too much.

    • @TheMattyPoppins
      @TheMattyPoppins 5 лет назад +1

      @@wobblysauce So is dumping the coolant, theres gotta be a few kilos of water in there. (joke)

  • @njc1230
    @njc1230 5 лет назад +164

    "3.6 psi of oil pressure. Not great, not terrible."

    • @alfyer5
      @alfyer5 5 лет назад +2

      NOT GREAT NOT TERRIBLE

    • @njc1230
      @njc1230 5 лет назад +2

      @@alfyer5 amended per your reccomendation 👌

    • @djsonicc
      @djsonicc 5 лет назад

      It's not 3, it's 1.5!

    • @BizzLeVrai
      @BizzLeVrai 5 лет назад +1

      that Chernobyl Quote fit perfectly.

    • @DanM012324
      @DanM012324 5 лет назад

      Get him out of here he’s delusional.

  • @pontiacmaniac7772
    @pontiacmaniac7772 5 лет назад +92

    Haha I thought RUclips was glitching but it was a legit audio clip from Chernobyl😂

  • @jaydeee2039
    @jaydeee2039 5 лет назад +37

    The slowed down theme song had me CRYING in the end! Thanks for being an act Hoovie! Great video

    • @BigPappaAaron
      @BigPappaAaron 5 лет назад +3

      Same lmao

    • @pb4ugo08
      @pb4ugo08 5 лет назад +3

      Dude, I was dying at the end for some reason...glad other people shared my amusement.

  • @Ryukachoo
    @Ryukachoo 5 лет назад +231

    Quotes from Chernobyl over track footage
    That's something I wasn't expecting to see in my life

  • @antsrok5077
    @antsrok5077 5 лет назад +390

    "Insanity is doing the same thing over and over again expecting a different result.- Einstein" - me.

    • @herbertmasing
      @herbertmasing 5 лет назад +10

      I think it's a mis-attributed quote.. Unlikely Einstein ever said that. And even if he did, isn't that the definition of stupidity instead of insanity? Anyway, always thought it didn't make sense:)

    • @Pie4life123
      @Pie4life123 5 лет назад

      Jonnu Barr 10 ads he doesn’t care he milking us for money

    • @EasyPCUK
      @EasyPCUK 5 лет назад +3

      - Vaas

  • @andrewazzariti
    @andrewazzariti 5 лет назад +213

    This happens every time we give a car praise
    “Cars running perfect”
    Uh oh flashing light just popped up

    • @thelifeofjessejames
      @thelifeofjessejames 5 лет назад +1

      The last time I remarked that my Cummins was running perfectly, the computer went out 🤨

    • @haroldwhite7464
      @haroldwhite7464 5 лет назад

      This is soo true

    • @papatorr3669
      @papatorr3669 5 лет назад +1

      Or get your car all ready for sale...

    • @danielwardwell914
      @danielwardwell914 5 лет назад

      Literally, this is the truest statement.

    • @TheSoundofSpeed
      @TheSoundofSpeed 5 лет назад

      @@papatorr3669 yes, so true. My 996tt was all sorts of angry when I was preparing to sell it recently. But luckily just small/easy fixes.

  • @bryang329
    @bryang329 5 лет назад +40

    Honestly Hoovie at this point it’s gotta be your driving 😂😂😂

    • @MelodySong
      @MelodySong 4 года назад

      Tell me about it with my driving, I go through AC compressors in my 2003 Ford Taurus like the majority of the Hooptie fleet goes through head gaskets

  • @ianhill5741
    @ianhill5741 5 лет назад +46

    That half speed outro was perfect!!!
    Good luck Tyler

  • @Knoxvillicus
    @Knoxvillicus 5 лет назад +258

    The intro honestly made me think I left a tab of Chernobyl open aha! Great work Hoovie!

  • @nickgehr6916
    @nickgehr6916 5 лет назад +340

    Hoovie: _i bought another cheapest 911 after i blew one on the track_
    Track: _we attack at dawn!!!_
    Hoovie: *Another one!!*

  • @zachsmith6302
    @zachsmith6302 5 лет назад +122

    Excellent opening sound bite. You should probably make a 50 mile radius exclusion zone around that track too

    • @robertdunlap4975
      @robertdunlap4975 5 лет назад +2

      Yes! Everyone allowed in with helmet unless first name Tyler.

    • @thecloneguyz
      @thecloneguyz 5 лет назад +4

      It's always funny until you get a copyright claim slapped against you

  • @speedfiend925
    @speedfiend925 5 лет назад +14

    911: I died on the track in EPIC fashion!
    911 Turbo: Hold my coolant....🤣🤣🤣

  • @Chronmaster2000
    @Chronmaster2000 5 лет назад +45

    Looks like you need the coolant pipe update now. weve had many in the shop for that reason

    • @frankburn6312
      @frankburn6312 5 лет назад +6

      maybe the "wizard" should have done that BEFORE going to the track...

    • @TheSoundofSpeed
      @TheSoundofSpeed 5 лет назад +1

      @@frankburn6312 engine needs to be pulled to pin or weld the lines, not a quick or cheap endeavor. Some people do pin with the engine but its probably more of a pain in the ass than just pulling it.

  • @WatchJRGo
    @WatchJRGo 5 лет назад +81

    That track steward was so mad... sounded like he was about to have a breakdown 😂

    • @scarea2691
      @scarea2691 5 лет назад +15

      "Y-you just w-wait RIGHT THERE"

    • @iHaveTheDocuments
      @iHaveTheDocuments 5 лет назад +6

      Tracks might start banning hoovie 😁

    • @LittleMikeStarCraft
      @LittleMikeStarCraft 5 лет назад +14

      DO you blame him? I was surprised he didn't do a victory lap and spill coolant on the entire lap like he usually does when he is leaking fluids. xD

    • @TheSoundofSpeed
      @TheSoundofSpeed 5 лет назад +2

      This issue has been known to wreck people driving behind 996tts. Coolant is almost as slick as oil and actually more difficult to clean up, it can really mess up a track day. That's why some tracks require the pin/weld fix on 996 turbos, as well as running distilled water without antifreeze in it.

  • @Minoltalphafan
    @Minoltalphafan 5 лет назад +149

    I told you to Pin the Coolant pipes the very first video you made about this car!

    • @estorilmpower3816
      @estorilmpower3816 5 лет назад +9

      I agree! This is a KNOWN ISSUE.

    • @ЕмилЕфендулов
      @ЕмилЕфендулов 5 лет назад +54

      It's possible he didn't do it intentionally in order to have more content. Those breakdown videos get a lot of views.

    • @TheRagingsayin
      @TheRagingsayin 5 лет назад +2

      Емил Ефендулов gotta them views somehow.

    • @DowntownGoat
      @DowntownGoat 5 лет назад +6

      It was more important to burn the money on wrap...

    • @2005pierric
      @2005pierric 5 лет назад +6

      So true and famous issue on mezger. My 996 Gt3 has had the mod too to ensure it won't happen !

  • @elbombdiggity
    @elbombdiggity 5 лет назад +151

    The real winner was the goon who tracked a non-Abarth Fiat 500

    • @microchrist6122
      @microchrist6122 5 лет назад +1

      Ian Malone 😂

    • @microchrist6122
      @microchrist6122 5 лет назад +1

      Tom don’t forget too that they come straight piped right from the factory, those little suckers are fun.

    • @elbombdiggity
      @elbombdiggity 5 лет назад +1

      micro christ yeah, there’s no way they’re factory straight piped, but the Abarth exhaust sounds crazy for such a tiny engine.

    • @revolutionday1
      @revolutionday1 5 лет назад

      I was going to say that he should get a plate now that reads "500KLR".

    • @TheMattyPoppins
      @TheMattyPoppins 5 лет назад

      You learn so much more fundamentals about balance, turn in speeds and exit speeds, corner positioning and how to predict a cars behaviour with an under powered low grip car like that than in some huge HP machine IMHO. I keep thinking about getting one of the little 900cc Lotus 7's that'll reward good car control at non lethal speeds as a 2nd car because of this.

  • @maxrockatanksyOG
    @maxrockatanksyOG 5 лет назад +5

    *Hoovie* "Im going to the track in a 911"
    *Wizard thinking to himself* : All profit for me baby
    *Also wizard* : Now wheres my damn Mr Monopoly hat & Monocle...

  • @mikejulien2330
    @mikejulien2330 5 лет назад +12

    When you said “And I’m not even shifting! Just leaving it in 5th.” and “every time I come here I blow my motor.”... starting to wonder if it’s the driver not the motors... Maybe try with your Maclaren!

    • @sed8181
      @sed8181 5 лет назад +1

      The mclaren warranty will be voided if he takes it on the track. Mclaren isn’t stupid they know hoovie will blow it

    • @mikejulien2330
      @mikejulien2330 5 лет назад +1

      sed8181 agreed... hence my mocking/sarcastic suggestion that he do it...

  • @WelcomeToTheMadness
    @WelcomeToTheMadness 5 лет назад +198

    That's water...
    You did all those changes and didn't change the hoses? I'm surprised at the Wizard.

    • @michelinman8592
      @michelinman8592 5 лет назад +46

      I doubt that very much! Tyler probably was like "no, I don't want to pay for that."

    • @ImTheJoker4u
      @ImTheJoker4u 5 лет назад +7

      Welcome To The Madness They don’t close the track for water. It was coolant, which most tracks ban because it’s a nightmare to clean when a hose or radiator pops.

    • @DowntownGoat
      @DowntownGoat 5 лет назад +15

      Coolant line failure is a common 996 turbo issue. Most of us don't buy one that hasn't had the lines pinned as a result. It's a $2,000 service.

    • @wobblysauce
      @wobblysauce 5 лет назад

      @@ImTheJoker4u +

    • @WelcomeToTheMadness
      @WelcomeToTheMadness 5 лет назад

      @@ImTheJoker4u That's what I meant....sorry for not being specific. Since I don't think he would only run water in the part of the country that he lives in.

  • @juststeve5542
    @juststeve5542 5 лет назад +100

    Happy Birthday Wizard, as a gift, Hoovie's blown up another car for you to fix...

    • @Khercules
      @Khercules 5 лет назад +3

      @@crispindry2815 you gotta be really fun at parties.

    • @chukob5
      @chukob5 5 лет назад

      Ogri Grindstaff it’s called blowing a hose so technically he did blow it up

    • @juststeve5542
      @juststeve5542 5 лет назад

      @@crispindry2815 no engine actually blows up, not unless you strap tnt to it 😝
      He could have cracked a head, blown a gasket, this is hoovie we're talking about here.

    • @freedomfox8183
      @freedomfox8183 5 лет назад

      @@juststeve5542 bullshit , come to a diesel event when one of our setups let go it's catastrophic and down right dangerous sometimes... Like a 40000 RPM compressor wheel going completely through the front end and never being able to find it... Or check out 1320s video on the dyno a few weeks ago when I think it was D and J's truck blew up

  • @AiOinc1
    @AiOinc1 5 лет назад +108

    When will you learn Hoovie this happens every time you bring a car to the track

    • @phenomanII
      @phenomanII 5 лет назад +21

      No wonder McLaren doesn't let him go there without losing the warranty.

    • @aussie2uGA
      @aussie2uGA 5 лет назад +2

      He’ll “learn” when these videos of stuff breaking don’t bring in hundreds of thousands of views 😉

    • @skyeozga4935
      @skyeozga4935 5 лет назад +1

      The NSX took it like a champ though

    • @Hotlog69
      @Hotlog69 5 лет назад +1

      When will the track ban Hoovie?

    • @danger450
      @danger450 5 лет назад

      It's click bait, it's fine.

  • @jasonalty
    @jasonalty 5 лет назад +2

    996T owner here... Common issue on these engines unfortunately, coolant lines were pressed in and glued which eventually fail after lots of heat cycles and allows a pipe to pop off at high RPM.
    A lot of tracks require these Mezger engines to have the coolant pipes to be pinned to be allowed on track.
    Get them pinned (welded) and it won't happen again. Wizard will be glad to assist I'm sure!! Let me know if you have any questions, as I've done this on my Turbo recently

    • @TheSoundofSpeed
      @TheSoundofSpeed 5 лет назад +1

      Same here. I pinned mine myself. Cheap to do yourself but lots of labor if you pull the engine yourself. I did mine, plus added a heap of go fast goodies while I was in there. Love some good preventative maintenance with a splash of horsepower Haha. Enjoy your 996tt!

  • @averyridenour3663
    @averyridenour3663 5 лет назад +7

    I always thought of this channel as my guilty pleasure. That opening changed everything. Holy shit that was funny

  • @sigmahyperion955
    @sigmahyperion955 5 лет назад +248

    "Surprise Third Hole"
    I've seen that one before.

  • @jcargentum
    @jcargentum 5 лет назад +40

    Hoovie: This car is amazing and reliable... Oh
    Fate: Balanced as all things should be.

    • @legacy3000
      @legacy3000 5 лет назад

      LOL!! Savage comment is Savage!

  • @mikefoley360
    @mikefoley360 5 лет назад +42

    Hoovie: "going the track"
    Wizard: $$$$$$$$$$

  • @kfrog3855
    @kfrog3855 5 лет назад +21

    The moment you shaved your arms to do a watch promo, your Porsche's rings shrank.

    • @madtonesbr
      @madtonesbr 5 лет назад

      Glad I’m not the only one creeped out by men shaving their arms to show off jewelry better.

  • @RantzCore
    @RantzCore 5 лет назад +4

    Happy Birthday Wizard! I as well am 40. Best wishes and good luck with this 911. Peace Out!

  • @tekkietekkie
    @tekkietekkie 5 лет назад +62

    and this is why you pin the coolant lines, its a well known problem and a lot of tracks make it mandatory, otherwise the car is bulletproof

    • @tekkietekkie
      @tekkietekkie 5 лет назад +15

      its an issue on the 996 and 997 turbos/ gt2 cars not sure about others

    • @kavinskysmith4094
      @kavinskysmith4094 5 лет назад

      what do you mean by pin?

    • @tekkietekkie
      @tekkietekkie 5 лет назад +7

      Kavinsky Smith basically you are securing the coolant pipes rennlist.com/forums/996-turbo-forum/914478-for-anyone-with-pinned-coolant-lines.html

    • @jaymorrison2419
      @jaymorrison2419 5 лет назад +7

      I wasnt even aware that was a thing! I feel educated now.

    • @bobmcl2406
      @bobmcl2406 5 лет назад +2

      @@tekkietekkie great info. Thanks! Frankly, what a stupid design. I guess it shows that water-cooling is not a part of Porsche's DNA.

  • @davestradamu
    @davestradamu 5 лет назад +68

    Your Rolex sabotaged the Porsche in revenge for your Vincero sponsorship.

  • @zexiali6483
    @zexiali6483 5 лет назад +21

    Too bad I cannot be there myself. I witness you destroying your silver 911 and the mustang. We were driving in the same group. hahaha thanks for the video.

  • @ivancruz747
    @ivancruz747 5 лет назад +40

    Ok Hoovie, I,ll buy one of those crappy watches if you send your Rolex GMT master

    • @arctct6177
      @arctct6177 5 лет назад +1

      pedro carton lol

    • @MetalTrabant
      @MetalTrabant 5 лет назад

      Knowing that Hoovie buys the cheapest from everything, it's probably a 50$ replica from China... :D

  • @cbrooks2767
    @cbrooks2767 5 лет назад +28

    With all the money you've given Wizard, you'd think he'd have a proper bleeder by now.

    • @giovannibenincasa7576
      @giovannibenincasa7576 5 лет назад +2

      yES...BAD MECHANIC

    • @TheSoundofSpeed
      @TheSoundofSpeed 5 лет назад +1

      I was thinking the same thing. I'm sure he must, they aren't expensive, probably more for build up in the video.

    • @pb4ugo08
      @pb4ugo08 5 лет назад +2

      This was 100% for the video and entertainment...come'on man.

  • @turbomopie
    @turbomopie 5 лет назад +40

    Engine out service homie. Sharwerks stainless coolant pipes. Pin the 7 coolant fittings and replace all hoses o rings you can. Here goes $10k

    • @d0gyface
      @d0gyface 5 лет назад +3

      +1

    • @thomprd
      @thomprd 5 лет назад

      The parts are $500. It doesn't take $10k to take a 911 motor out. You can drop the motor in an hour.

    • @turbomopie
      @turbomopie 5 лет назад +3

      Ronald Thompson no you can’t. It takes a solid 6-8 hours if you’re really good. Call any trusted Porsche shop to do this on a 911 turbo. Quote is 8 hours to get out 8 to pin and install pipes, hoses, o rings, 8 hours back in. Plus shop equipment and fluids. Gotta bleed the clutch after as well. You are clueless sir

    • @YourAssAintSafe
      @YourAssAintSafe 5 лет назад

      @@turbomopie 2 hours

    • @turbomopie
      @turbomopie 5 лет назад +1

      iTheGeek I’m speaking from experience. I’d like to know how many of you have even performed this job. I have a lift at home all tools with an extra set of hands. The fittings are underneath the heat exchanger. Sharkwers pipes were $490 on sale. I replaced $800 worth of Porsche hoses, lines to the turbos etc. the price was at cost. A shop is gonna charge a ton for labor to do all that stuff

  • @vmoutsop
    @vmoutsop 5 лет назад +19

    No disrespect but for track days you need to find a shop that does a better job of checking out your cars before you head to the track

    • @lynnpoole7830
      @lynnpoole7830 5 лет назад +7

      Exactly. The WhizzTurd is vastly overrated.

    • @Toby_the_Glen
      @Toby_the_Glen 5 лет назад

      @@lynnpoole7830 +1

    • @somedude5174
      @somedude5174 5 лет назад +3

      @@lynnpoole7830 Turbowski>wizard

    • @jaypee7503
      @jaypee7503 5 лет назад +5

      I’m sure he’s a good general mechanic, but for these nicer cars you really should at least consult a specialist. This is a very well known fault of these engines.

    • @vmoutsop
      @vmoutsop 5 лет назад +1

      Ok stop bashing Wizard, I think he’s good. I meant he’s not a track junkie so he should have car checked by a track junkie shop.

  • @Georgekartveli
    @Georgekartveli 5 лет назад +29

    1. Tyler takes a 911 to the track.
    2. Tyler drives a 911 on the track.
    3. 911 breaks.
    x3
    Call me crazy, but I feel like there's a pattern there.

    • @StackBundle
      @StackBundle 5 лет назад

      A combination of buying used and abused sports cars and probably something idiosyncratic with his driving.

  • @stiffdarren
    @stiffdarren 5 лет назад +4

    clever Chernobyl references, i like. On the other hand that silver Merci has been in the Wizards hands for quite sometime now. Should make a video on it lol.

  • @flewis763
    @flewis763 5 лет назад +1

    Common issue on 996/997 turbos and gt3s. Coolant lines need to be pinned or welded. I do alot of them. Can get 6 of the 8 without removing the motor but the back 2 on the oil cooler are almost impossible without removing.
    I would not recommend welding unless you are rebuilding the motor. If a line has come out or has started to move I remove, clean the hole and fitting, jb weld it back in, then pin them.
    With the motor it's like an hour of work total.

  • @Sup3rSn1per
    @Sup3rSn1per 5 лет назад +26

    911 turbo: Metzger block, no IMS issues, bulletproof drivetrain
    Tyler: I’m about to end this man’s whole career

  • @EdwardTheAussie
    @EdwardTheAussie 5 лет назад +40

    Don’t track the mp4 ever even if they let you

    • @dannygroom3327
      @dannygroom3327 5 лет назад +5

      That warranty clause is there for a reason......

  • @grantfox2611
    @grantfox2611 5 лет назад +206

    Vincero is crap fashion watch with $1 quartz movement

    • @mitchellsteindler
      @mitchellsteindler 5 лет назад +2

      Only haters care and nobody cares about haters

    • @Fee.1
      @Fee.1 5 лет назад +34

      Mitchell Steindler only haters care? I think you call someone who doesn’t care about what they spend money on an idiot not a hater

    • @davidjteo
      @davidjteo 5 лет назад +22

      Shhhhhh they’re helping great RUclipsrs do cool things

    • @iCadaverx
      @iCadaverx 5 лет назад +5

      If you notice the watch he shows isn’t even moving the seconds hand.

    • @jeromejohnsonjr3465
      @jeromejohnsonjr3465 5 лет назад +5

      Shhh We know but let's not say that out loud

  • @andrrru9
    @andrrru9 5 лет назад +4

    all i can think of is Red Foreman on 'That 70's Show' 's favorite line...

  • @genecrumpler1679
    @genecrumpler1679 5 лет назад

    Porsche used aluminum coolant pipe fittings that were glued to the block. The adhesive seems to breakdown with time and heat cycles. Under full coolant pressure and heavy load this can lead to a fitting blowing out of the block. That’s what happened here. As others have said you can remove the fittings and either weld them or glue them back in adding pins to reduce the chance of another catastrophic failure down the road. It is much easier to do with the engine out but pinning can be done without removing if necessary. Been there done that.

  • @MotoJB
    @MotoJB 5 лет назад +12

    Everyone knows you have to do coolant lines on a 996tt before you take it to the track.

  • @Rynardts
    @Rynardts 5 лет назад +112

    Seriously dude. Stop tra[ck]shing your cars 😂

    • @900108Chale
      @900108Chale 5 лет назад +2

      One a man has to do to get some likes...

  • @kendalltull9854
    @kendalltull9854 5 лет назад +20

    Cannot believe that you are shilling Vincero watches. They are absolute crap.
    Other than the questionable sponsors, I enjoy watching your content.

    • @Sonny_V
      @Sonny_V 5 лет назад

      Here ya go Jethro, These keep pretty good time: tinyurl.com/y2xxg4f4

    • @MacNifty
      @MacNifty 5 лет назад

      @@Sonny_V Who the hell pays a million dollars in a mail order? Lol. It surely has to be a fake considering their website looks like it was built with a free app. Haha. After one sale they already have another page made up and brand name with another watch with glass. Lol.

  • @chico1014
    @chico1014 5 лет назад +90

    I think the Wizzard is setting you up to fail(plus he's getting rich)

    • @MacNifty
      @MacNifty 5 лет назад +7

      And that is what makes him a wizard. He is also a wizard never having dirt on him. While David Copperfield makes things disappear the wizard makes his pay check float.

    • @giovannibenincasa7576
      @giovannibenincasa7576 5 лет назад

      ABSOLUTELY!!!!!!!!!!!!! ty

    • @dudewtf1776
      @dudewtf1776 5 лет назад +7

      oooooor it cant possibly be from the fact that hoovi buys trash cars that are already broken??

    • @aminabellalvaradoaguero9190
      @aminabellalvaradoaguero9190 5 лет назад

      @@MacNifty hahaha thanks man,you just made me laugh!

  • @dougmartin8664
    @dougmartin8664 5 лет назад +4

    And THIS is why we watch. Honestly, we feel your pain, sort of.

  • @Kittievr
    @Kittievr 5 лет назад +5

    "Suprise third hole on the Prius engine" is only something you would hear on the absolute best RUclips channels

  • @tomhegedosh5487
    @tomhegedosh5487 5 лет назад +5

    conveniently ignores the most common failure point on this motor, and also that there's a car between the 996 and the 991

  • @kennyduarte783
    @kennyduarte783 5 лет назад +18

    Tyler Hoover, the Anatoli Dyatlov of Porsche engines.

  • @R_C420
    @R_C420 5 лет назад +5

    You need a motto on your back too.
    Hoovie's Garage - Compro, guido, freno.

  • @jesus_built_my_hotrod
    @jesus_built_my_hotrod 5 лет назад +3

    Hoovie to Porsche : please, please don't explode
    Porsche to Hoovie : ima explode

  • @martinscocan5221
    @martinscocan5221 5 лет назад +15

    the second 911 you blew up Hoovie!!! Now put a V8 on this one like you did in the silver one. The Wizard can show us all how to do it. Cheers from Canada!!

  • @rjft7003
    @rjft7003 5 лет назад +9

    I can clearly imagine Wizard watching this video and having a good laugh 😆

  • @piewackete
    @piewackete 5 лет назад +15

    OMG I love the Chernobyl intro, absolutely amazing series

  • @potatochobit
    @potatochobit 5 лет назад +6

    wizard does look like he is losing weight, it's the square haircut gives his body a flatter shape.

  • @ZxRx7
    @ZxRx7 5 лет назад

    Wizard : ... Honey, the appears we can have that pool outside after all. Hoovies has just booked a pre-track day checkup on his car.

  • @andreasbaron9282
    @andreasbaron9282 5 лет назад +13

    World: ...
    Tyler: Destroy all the orange cars!
    World: he’s adopted

  • @vapor4den
    @vapor4den 5 лет назад +11

    AT least this Time.... Never mind, you are screwed 🤣😂😂

  • @sirsavagethe21st56
    @sirsavagethe21st56 5 лет назад +6

    Hoover: "please please don't explode"
    2002 Porsche 911: lol hoovie.

  • @kennethwilkerson1845
    @kennethwilkerson1845 5 лет назад +13

    Well, the money from this video will pay for getting the coolant lines pinned and/or welded.

    • @TheSoundofSpeed
      @TheSoundofSpeed 5 лет назад

      Exactly. Must be nice. I pinned mine myself. Cheap but a ton of work. The car will be much more reliable after this is done. This is the big one aside from clutch issues.

  • @sqmotorsports9230
    @sqmotorsports9230 5 лет назад +4

    Ah, brake bleeding - the one time my girlfriend helps at the shop. But I go with "pressure, release" as opposed to "up / down."

  • @comm1508
    @comm1508 5 лет назад +5

    How many times, STAY AWAY FROM THE TRACK! Still at least the Wizard gets his next road trip paid for.

  • @rwdplz1
    @rwdplz1 5 лет назад +5

    I want to see Porsche send a team of engineers to study how he keeps blowing these things up so consistently.

  • @brandonbman5921
    @brandonbman5921 5 лет назад +13

    Now there’s a Hoovie ending. 😂😂

  • @dustyrusty7956
    @dustyrusty7956 5 лет назад +33

    Your theme song played as a funeral dirge. ROFLMFAO!

    • @AshtonCoolman
      @AshtonCoolman 5 лет назад +1

      Dusty Rusty it needs to be changed to a minor key.

  • @owentreadgold8658
    @owentreadgold8658 5 лет назад +13

    So I’m one of those weird people who are really into watches, vincero watches really aren’t good, please don’t buy one without looking at good alternatives. The only reason I remotely like them if because they fund videos like this!

    • @MacNifty
      @MacNifty 5 лет назад +3

      Totally agree. I thought the same thing when he was showing it off.

    • @metromusic5725
      @metromusic5725 5 лет назад +1

      C H E A P C H I N A J U N K

  • @tiedyebohnert
    @tiedyebohnert 5 лет назад +15

    If it was fan cooled you wouldn't have these issues. Lol

  • @PistonsAndPetrol
    @PistonsAndPetrol 5 лет назад +5

    Hoovie... you own how many cars... and you had to rent a helmet?!
    BUY A HELMET! ;)

  • @apexseal2811
    @apexseal2811 5 лет назад +25

    Next time take a Prius into the track (w/o nitrous).
    Let's see if you can score with this one.

  • @ColinVanderSmith
    @ColinVanderSmith 5 лет назад

    Thanks Hoovie for taking one for the team and providing a great teaching tool for 911 Turbo, GT2, & GT3 owners. All Metzger engine's need to have their coolant pipes pinned or welded before track use. Many track clubs around the world, including Porsche Club of America, don't allow these cars on the track unless this work has been done for this reason. Glad you and the car are ok and nothing worse happened. Godspeed on a quick recovery for the orange wonder

    • @TheSoundofSpeed
      @TheSoundofSpeed 5 лет назад

      Exactly. I did mine before I ever set foot on the track.
      Also people should run distilled water and not coolant when running a track day.

  • @maximilianoluera6679
    @maximilianoluera6679 5 лет назад +7

    hoovie: :)
    porsche engine #3: *blows up*
    hoovie: :(

  • @countryclubbin1016
    @countryclubbin1016 5 лет назад +28

    You gotta pin the coolant lines on these cars hoovie! Rookie mistake bud! Any time on any forums about these cars you would've known this is super common

    • @adamlee1562
      @adamlee1562 5 лет назад +7

      Better question is....why didn't the Wizard know this and especially with the purpose of tracking the car????

    • @scottywans2788
      @scottywans2788 5 лет назад +4

      Adam Lee because he profits of hoovies fuck ups lol

    • @sakumisan
      @sakumisan 5 лет назад +2

      @@adamlee1562 The Wizard is not a specialist on a particular model, but a general mechanic. I don't expect him to troll the forums of every car model he touches.

  • @cmarko964
    @cmarko964 5 лет назад +16

    Swap the blown Prius engine with a diesel one. Would recommend the 3.0l (or 2.0l) 5 cylinder catalyzed non turbo 80's Mercedes E/C/S class engine, the one which just runs on coal. Just to show pride in owning a Prius.

    • @thelastmemphian
      @thelastmemphian 5 лет назад +1

      No need to waste a good Mercedes engine on a plastic econobox

  • @michaelmurray8538
    @michaelmurray8538 5 лет назад +9

    Holy shit, I thought Wizard was like 25.

    • @Hassan-ww8jf
      @Hassan-ww8jf 5 лет назад

      I thought he was in his early 30's

  • @vitaminwaterdaisuki
    @vitaminwaterdaisuki 5 лет назад +24

    You are bigger than Daddy Demuro then.
    Who is that??

  • @MrKris3107dk
    @MrKris3107dk 5 лет назад +2

    "just wait right theeere" NO ONE has ever sounded more American :P

    • @hrgiyzueghe
      @hrgiyzueghe 5 лет назад

      Didn't hear any gunshots, not American.

  • @_brushie
    @_brushie 5 лет назад +9

    I'm cringing so bad with all this prep you did to see it all go bad again. I think you're legit cursed dude.

  • @miketeeveedub5779
    @miketeeveedub5779 5 лет назад +13

    New Tires: Check
    New Brake pads and rotors: Check
    New rad hoses to replace 17 year old ones : Nah...let's go racing!!!

    • @rodneypratt4324
      @rodneypratt4324 5 лет назад

      Everybody knows what kind of move that was

    • @Skelterification
      @Skelterification 5 лет назад

      @@rodneypratt4324 An outstanding move.

    • @TheSoundofSpeed
      @TheSoundofSpeed 5 лет назад

      Doubt it was a hose. More likely one of the common coolant lines in the engine popped out or the expansion tank cracked.

    • @miketeeveedub5779
      @miketeeveedub5779 5 лет назад

      @@TheSoundofSpeed yup - Car Wizard had a video explaining it was a pressed-in coolant elbow that got blown out. Didn't know that was a problem with Porsche. What a stupid design!

    • @TheSoundofSpeed
      @TheSoundofSpeed 5 лет назад

      @@miketeeveedub5779 terrible design and costly to repair. At least that's one of the only weak links on this engine.

  • @joej8515
    @joej8515 5 лет назад +15

    When are you going to show your Jeep gladiator?
    Happy birthday wizard 🧙‍♂️

  • @GTFORDMAN
    @GTFORDMAN 5 лет назад +2

    sounded like you were pulled over by a cop "just wait right there" haha

    • @lahillsm3
      @lahillsm3 5 месяцев назад +1

      That was my impression too, but then I realized Tyler didn't pull onto the grass when he realized his car was dumping coolant. He just floored it and dumped it all over the race track until he was probably flagged down. What a clown.

  • @SIXPACFISH
    @SIXPACFISH 5 лет назад

    What next for this one? Loan it to Vehicle Virgins? Please film Wizers laughter when you drop this bomb off for him to defuse.