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  • Опубликовано: 13 май 2021
  • From the not-so-deadly human scorpions and actual animals wreaking havoc to hoverboarding old people and a nasty cactus that hits just you-know-where, this week's fails might knock you off your seat... so hit record on your webcam first!
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  • @TheOptimuspringles
    @TheOptimuspringles 3 года назад +5442

    That Amazon delivery guy with the cactus killed me. 😂

  • @laestherminator
    @laestherminator 2 года назад +2552

    That cactus did a number on the Amazon guy, and he handled that like a champ.

  • @Anonymous-iq3kc
    @Anonymous-iq3kc 2 года назад +629

    He calmly states, "Oh God, that's new, that's in there." Spectacular dude for certain!

    • @krikeydial3430
      @krikeydial3430 2 года назад +12

      A cactus can be pretty gnarly. That hurt me to watch.

    • @aortaplatinum
      @aortaplatinum 2 года назад

      Shock is a hell of a drug. Cocaine too.

    • @Si74l0rd
      @Si74l0rd 2 года назад +10

      It's the "that's new" that gets me giggling every time. He's been in the job so long nothing is new to him anymore, but cactus butt, that's new! I hope it's his last prickly experience with a cactus!
      Amazing grace under pressure though. I can imagine a lot of people hopping around making it hurt ten times worse!

    • @iandean1112
      @iandean1112 Год назад +2

      @@Si74l0rd the best way to deal with cactus spines, is to not handle them unless you can fully relax. It hurts like a mf if you are tense when they get removed.

  • @yappaplay
    @yappaplay Год назад +51

    5:13 I love how her first reaction is to check on the puppies.

    • @NFL_guy679
      @NFL_guy679 9 месяцев назад +2

      Yup I submitted that. My mom submitted that

  • @tevind4302
    @tevind4302 2 года назад +418

    literally got his ankle ran over and he still ran after his jeep. what a legend!

    • @WiLDCHiLD.
      @WiLDCHiLD. 2 года назад +4

      One that likes listening to 4 Non-Blondes' "What's Going On" on the radio. 😂

    • @nthgth
      @nthgth 2 года назад +3

      @@Its_Captain_Jack_Sparrow I can't see how it doesn't absolutely flatten your foot. I guess it's one of those things that's counterintuitive but makes sense and isn't that bad if you analyze it, like a coal walk

    • @jordanboudreau9059
      @jordanboudreau9059 2 года назад +5

      Not rly it's a jeep lmao let it crash

    • @gosubtomyotheraccountleckt1702
      @gosubtomyotheraccountleckt1702 2 года назад +3

      @@Its_Captain_Jack_Sparrow I dropped a 30 pound peice of wood on my foot and broke it lol a few weeks ago I’m good now but when u break a bone or swells up bad

    • @vvinters.
      @vvinters. Год назад +7

      it’s the power of adrenaline rush

  • @lxpart8456
    @lxpart8456 2 года назад +867

    The Amazon guy's reaction was really wholesome and he seemed like a great guy tbh

    • @sirclassics_uk
      @sirclassics_uk 2 года назад +2

      😂😂😂😂😂

    • @suhebmalek1890
      @suhebmalek1890 2 года назад +4

      Yes he was even asking for forgivness from God.

    • @l.f.r.6523
      @l.f.r.6523 2 года назад +9

      "it's in there" 💀

  • @merlinathrawes746
    @merlinathrawes746 2 года назад +478

    The guy lifting weights simply demonstrated one of several reasons you need a spotter while lifting weights.

    • @ahmadhazmi7353
      @ahmadhazmi7353 2 года назад +17

      What's a spotter?like the one standing behind to support?

    • @maxsageder9395
      @maxsageder9395 2 года назад +44

      @@ahmadhazmi7353 exactly. But tbf that was an absolute suicide rack

    • @SaintSC05
      @SaintSC05 2 года назад +13

      Oh just don't use clips. I never do when I bench alone.

    • @lobserve1
      @lobserve1 2 года назад +16

      He had safety bars but set them too low. A true idiot.

    • @illusorytrutheffect
      @illusorytrutheffect 2 года назад +15

      He did everything wrong you could possibly do while bench pressing without a spotter😂 not a single thing was a done right.

  • @robsonbobson7839
    @robsonbobson7839 2 года назад +10

    adam sandler cheering at 3:48 made the video all the better

  • @danielhausser8038
    @danielhausser8038 3 года назад +659

    Delivery man: "That's new" 🤣👍❤️

    • @Krimson-do1st
      @Krimson-do1st 2 года назад +6

      @sannio komi it was a guy

    • @andrewscasualmtb
      @andrewscasualmtb 2 года назад +5

      @@Krimson-do1st Did you just assume his gender?!?!!?

    • @maukasmuussis1560
      @maukasmuussis1560 2 года назад +5

      @@andrewscasualmtb i think he did, how rude

    • @I_hunt_lolis
      @I_hunt_lolis 2 года назад +1

      Fk y'all on about that's clearly a woman

    • @Abraksas112
      @Abraksas112 2 года назад +2

      oh it's in there

  • @imalwaysright
    @imalwaysright 3 года назад +2162

    Tripping Josh over with a bowl of mint balls was just stupid

    • @FDNY101202
      @FDNY101202 3 года назад +92

      He shoulda called her fat.

    • @bobbill4853
      @bobbill4853 3 года назад +230

      that was messed up poor kid

    • @isacat666
      @isacat666 3 года назад +336

      Josh needs better friends

    • @FDNY101202
      @FDNY101202 3 года назад +109

      @@isacat666 maybe they were bullies 🤷

    • @sanjayw9878
      @sanjayw9878 3 года назад +77

      It was staged anyway for views

  • @azumangaX
    @azumangaX 2 года назад +29

    1:34 just noticed this guy hid the package for his customer from the road.
    And to top it all off, he didn't even curse after getting pricked by a cactus lol.

  • @madisonhough488
    @madisonhough488 2 года назад +139

    I love how the dogs always come to the "rescue" when someone falls over!

  • @scardilat
    @scardilat 3 года назад +459

    0:40 a good reason to change friends

    • @redduskironsky1058
      @redduskironsky1058 3 года назад +82

      Yes. I never find these "funny". They are so damn annoying. I would seriously have revenge on them for shit like that.

    • @adrianhoddinott4401
      @adrianhoddinott4401 3 года назад +1

      Cool

    • @iforgot87872
      @iforgot87872 2 года назад +11

      Depends if they helped him clean up I’d say. Id they help I’d say keep em haha.

    • @woodworkerroyer8497
      @woodworkerroyer8497 2 года назад

      @@enriquesegura6844 pretty sure you commented on the wrong video. Unless you're saying it was the same guy, and those two little criminals removed the safety devices from his car...

    • @woodworkerroyer8497
      @woodworkerroyer8497 2 года назад

      @@iforgot87872 that's fair. But I'd still get them back!

  • @stevebennett9839
    @stevebennett9839 3 года назад +1028

    Josh needs to find new friends, I'd b super pissed if they tripped me while carrying all those beads or whatever.

    • @venus_envy
      @venus_envy 3 года назад +11

      @beedsj roiue Yeah, nose waxing isn't that uncommon, but I wouldn't do it. If someone is so concerned that their nose hair sticks out or whatever (why else would you do it?) there are trimmers for that. I would never wax my nose hairs, must be pretty painful. Plus, plucking or waxing nose hairs can kill you through infection.

    • @wastedanguish9927
      @wastedanguish9927 3 года назад +21

      Yep, someone is getting their ass beat after that.

    • @gregkareem9824
      @gregkareem9824 2 года назад +29

      Yea ngl to u bro idc if u a girl or not we throwing hands after dat bro no cap 💯 thats hella disrespectful

    • @spacelemur7955
      @spacelemur7955 2 года назад +46

      Agreed. Most "pranks" are acts of meanness.

    • @16shogunelitegreen
      @16shogunelitegreen 2 года назад +17

      @@gregkareem9824 I think it was a dude who tripped him. But I agree with you, boy or girl, they need a whoopass

  • @sham9555
    @sham9555 2 года назад +153

    God bless that Amazon guy he deserves a raise for that 😂

  • @serenichka.
    @serenichka. 2 года назад +7

    6:10 that perfect cut

  • @vanazter3175
    @vanazter3175 3 года назад +206

    0:32, I think it's time to find some new friends....

    • @jakesmokeman6053
      @jakesmokeman6053 3 года назад +32

      fr those are some shitty "friends"

    • @andreaskael9650
      @andreaskael9650 3 года назад +27

      You're right was just not funny at all

    • @andrejansevanrensburg9528
      @andrejansevanrensburg9528 3 года назад +17

      Not funny at all. Seriously childish. Not even that, plain vindictive and selfish.

    • @nibblick29
      @nibblick29 3 года назад +3

      This was deffo staged he looked down at her leg before he fell

    • @iris5678
      @iris5678 3 года назад +1

      I felt so bad for the guy

  • @user-jd5xw5yk7z
    @user-jd5xw5yk7z 3 года назад +8

    6:40 new hairstyle called spaghetti 😁😁😁

    • @sofiainthesun
      @sofiainthesun 3 года назад

      Hahaha yess my hair is now spaghetti! Check it out when I fix it @sofiathepioneer on tiktok

  • @oddball119
    @oddball119 2 года назад +7

    Amazon: does a -5 damage attack
    Cactus: does critical hit with poison effect for five minutes.

  • @tabcreedence6553
    @tabcreedence6553 2 года назад +30

    1:58 It's cool! It's New! It's IN THERE! New improved cactus spikes with 40% more damage to delivery personnel!

  • @jacquesgaspar1992
    @jacquesgaspar1992 3 года назад +45

    that last one got me xd

  • @timjim6118
    @timjim6118 3 года назад +228

    Imagine hearing the explanation you get from that guy about why your package was late… “yeah, I sat on a cactus”

    • @Real_Moon-Moon
      @Real_Moon-Moon Год назад +2

      Instead of yelling at the driver again they'd probably run to Bob's house to go make him have a bad day.

  • @justmartin0729
    @justmartin0729 2 года назад +14

    5:54 the fact that the screaming and the banging sound are in sync… 😂
    Just like in a movie
    I’m laughing so hard!!!

    • @Boeing-ER-do2jj
      @Boeing-ER-do2jj 2 года назад +5

      the smack when she hit the floor sounded too funny i was dying laughing

    • @PNWTone
      @PNWTone 2 года назад +2

      That’s my friend. She lives in WA. I don’t think she knows she made it to fail army but I just notified her. 🤣

    • @PNWTone
      @PNWTone 2 года назад +3

      @@Boeing-ER-do2jj I can’t stop watching.

  • @xestherx7477
    @xestherx7477 2 года назад +49

    5:10 I love how even though she got hurt she made sure her dogs were OK first ❤️
    That’s Adorable 🥰

    • @PNWTone
      @PNWTone 2 года назад

      That’s my friend. She is a total dog gal.

  • @megavern72
    @megavern72 3 года назад +202

    1:34 I'm glad my guard cactus is doing its job.

  • @hiyapal7719
    @hiyapal7719 3 года назад +52

    2:42 The "Anyways" girl is the best!!! It shot out of her right nostril! 😂😂😂 Her, and the cactus delivers boy.

    • @Leeeleee17
      @Leeeleee17 3 года назад +3

      🤣

    • @theodorelaval1133
      @theodorelaval1133 3 года назад +11

      That was hilarious. But what was she biting anyway? what WAS that thing?

    • @mosheabargil6986
      @mosheabargil6986 2 года назад +2

      Like a soda machine

    • @hiyapal7719
      @hiyapal7719 2 года назад +2

      @@theodorelaval1133 I'm not sure, but it looked like a gel substance on her face.

    • @zainabimad3299
      @zainabimad3299 2 года назад +1

      @@hiyapal7719 it’s a jelly

  • @seandobson6221
    @seandobson6221 2 года назад +60

    The bench press guy is a perfect example of why you don’t EVER workout with heavy weights by yourself.

    • @sshza2143
      @sshza2143 2 года назад +1

      or while pregnant😵😬🤪😁🕺✌😎

    • @dickjohnson5025
      @dickjohnson5025 2 года назад +2

      If he set his safety bars correctly he would be fine!!

    • @fmar.8311
      @fmar.8311 2 года назад +1

      @@dickjohnson5025 I was about to mention that. The safety bars do fuck all if they're lower than your body.

    • @dickjohnson5025
      @dickjohnson5025 2 года назад

      @@fmar.8311 Funny how that works!!

    • @michaelleskauskas3645
      @michaelleskauskas3645 2 года назад +1

      You mean a camera isn't as effective as a spotter?

  • @user-fn8sy9tb4d
    @user-fn8sy9tb4d 8 месяцев назад +2

    3:16 immediately got back on the road after taking out that single one. Almost as if he had something against that mailbox 😂😂😂

  • @sarahosness3448
    @sarahosness3448 2 года назад +36

    I like how the Amazon dude was not like AAH THAT HURTSSSSS instead he was chill like it happens to him all the time 😂😂

    • @RobertSmith-bc9uk
      @RobertSmith-bc9uk 2 года назад

      @Sarah Osness I like the fact that even though he was hurting, he did not swear.

  • @MichaelCHorler
    @MichaelCHorler Год назад +6

    0:46 will never stop making me laugh 🤣🤣🤣

  • @saikiran-fy9ws
    @saikiran-fy9ws 2 года назад +14

    0:22, legends say the coffee cup on the car didn't spill a bit.

  • @depeltenburg6916
    @depeltenburg6916 3 года назад +217

    1:09 when the safety bars show your confidence but the weight gonna tell you otherwise

    • @daniel_960_
      @daniel_960_ 3 года назад +13

      When you’re too fat to make use of the safety bars

    • @emiliocurbelo8891
      @emiliocurbelo8891 3 года назад +12

      That's why we should never put the clamps after the weights when ben pressing alone

    • @scottcampbell8841
      @scottcampbell8841 3 года назад +13

      @@emiliocurbelo8891 I came to the comments just for this. Full marks to the guy for doing something to better his life, but my god people... DO NOT BENCH ALONE WITH COLLARS ON

    • @bgezal
      @bgezal 3 года назад +8

      There are plenty of holes for him to adjust the height of the safety bars to his chest height, but he went with this.

    • @iris5678
      @iris5678 3 года назад +1

      Yup use safeties or have a spotter

  • @amsterdam_budtender
    @amsterdam_budtender 3 года назад +51

    1:40 Nahh that poor Amazon dude! His reaction was amazing 😂 "That's cool"

  • @Enigma71559
    @Enigma71559 2 года назад +9

    So MANY times while watching these... in fact, nearly EVERY time, I just say to myself, "What did they THINK was going to happen?"

  • @joeurbina2267
    @joeurbina2267 Год назад +12

    The Amazon delivery guy sitting on the cactus had me dying. Poor dude.

  • @LouieV6
    @LouieV6 3 года назад +28

    0:40 you do that to me, you best believe we're gonna throw some hands.

    • @oceanview2965
      @oceanview2965 2 года назад +2

      @@mythiasmathew9203 Is that what those were. I couldn't tell, and was hoping too find out in the comments. So thank you 😊.

    • @silverhawk24
      @silverhawk24 Год назад +2

      I'd be pissed too!

  • @gregpaynecomedy
    @gregpaynecomedy 3 года назад +345

    "The man was unharmed"
    He died instantly.

    • @venus_envy
      @venus_envy 3 года назад +5

      @beedsj roiue unrelated to the comment you replied to...

    • @mikefoehr235
      @mikefoehr235 2 года назад +28

      Should learn the concept of STOP and proceed when safe to do so. Not stop and get teeboned

    • @chinitaflaquita
      @chinitaflaquita 2 года назад +4

      wait rlly??

    • @reyy1k
      @reyy1k 2 года назад +11

      source?

    • @kyanupryce
      @kyanupryce 2 года назад

      It’s a joke right?

  • @XcleoX7
    @XcleoX7 6 месяцев назад +1

    “Oh thats cool… oh thats new”
    Killed me😂😂😂

  • @LTAD-xi6sw
    @LTAD-xi6sw Год назад +6

    5:19 I love how the dog immediately hears that something’s happened and sprints over to check the person is okay 🥺

  • @JesusParangaricutirimicuaro
    @JesusParangaricutirimicuaro 3 года назад +222

    "Man was unharmed... while being burried on his funeral" he went in in almost one piece.

    • @midnightaurora9483
      @midnightaurora9483 2 года назад +2

      @beedsj roiue ikr

    • @pg9193
      @pg9193 2 года назад +13

      "Man was unharmed... because he died right away and dead men FEEL NO PAIN"

    • @bloop6111
      @bloop6111 2 года назад +7

      Man was unharmed… until right before this video was taken

    • @brandonlfob
      @brandonlfob 2 года назад

      Severe concussion with permanent neck damage and chronic pain for the rest of his life--yeah I said unharmed.

  • @many_lives4925
    @many_lives4925 3 года назад +9

    3:15 oh....thats what happened to my mailbox.

  • @DoraBea
    @DoraBea 2 года назад +2

    5:12 I love how the first thing she says is r u babies ok??

  • @Tesoro1996
    @Tesoro1996 2 года назад +12

    5:13 "Are you babies okay?" Haha, we all would first think about the puppies before looking at our own injuries. xD

  • @zackarywilburn8428
    @zackarywilburn8428 2 года назад +103

    This is why you must always have the bars aligned when benching alone or don't be stupid and bench alone

    • @madmike987655
      @madmike987655 2 года назад +3

      He'd have been fine if they were raised one or two pegs higher. He must have thought he was slimmer than he actually was

    • @JohnJohn-hu8pk
      @JohnJohn-hu8pk 2 года назад +5

      I agree. Working out alone in general is a risk. Lifting weights you’re clearly not able to and which can compress your chest making it impossible to breath is even more true under that statement. Just sheer stupidity and lack of personal safety awareness.

    • @MJorgy5
      @MJorgy5 2 года назад +5

      Don't clamp the weights on

    • @madmike987655
      @madmike987655 2 года назад +2

      @@MJorgy5 You should always clamp the weights on. Nothing worse that trying to lift heavy and having to worry about a perfect bar path otherwise the weights are flying off. Just be safe, safety arms on at chest level so that you can drop it safely.

    • @cherokeeconcrete1986
      @cherokeeconcrete1986 2 года назад

      Heluva way to recheck life, weight on chest makes you say " Aumm huhu " real quick😭😭

  • @Kirikou69200
    @Kirikou69200 3 года назад +5

    6:15 I'm Batman

  • @dsandoval9396
    @dsandoval9396 2 года назад +2

    6:25 😂😆 LOL! That dude is sweating more than Rick James in front of a bag of coke.

  • @Guigley
    @Guigley Год назад +9

    0:46 That is far and away the funniest of them all. As a former Amazon driver, I feel sympathy for the cactus man.

  • @malikabdullah366
    @malikabdullah366 3 года назад +12

    1:39 😂🤣🤣🤣😂😂😂
    That's really awesome moment
    Poor delivery boy.😂🤣

  • @kschepers124
    @kschepers124 2 года назад +28

    5:21 I love how his dogs came over to check on him 🐶😍

  • @adron7748
    @adron7748 2 года назад +16

    7:50 never fails to get me

  • @MrNoLen5
    @MrNoLen5 2 года назад +14

    1:54 I really feel bad for this guy, he went out of his way to put the package somewhere where porch pirates won't see it and he got bit in the ass for it. He better have gotten a raise or a big tip lpl

  • @undoubtedcrow8010
    @undoubtedcrow8010 3 года назад +135

    The woman with the elastic band was the funniest imo.

  • @Grandmaster_Dragonborn
    @Grandmaster_Dragonborn 3 года назад +63

    5:20 Those are some good doggies, coming to see if their owner’s alright. 🐶❤️

    • @thorasaylor5075
      @thorasaylor5075 2 года назад +2

      Yes, I noticed that! 🥰

    • @Grandmaster_Dragonborn
      @Grandmaster_Dragonborn 2 года назад +1

      @@thorasaylor5075😺❤️

    • @felixmvo
      @felixmvo 2 года назад

      I hope he is alright. He hit his head pretty hard

    • @nickh5081
      @nickh5081 2 года назад +1

      Meanwhile the cat returns love with a bite!

  • @vernblack5200
    @vernblack5200 2 года назад +1

    I’m dying here!!!! The Amazon guy, “that’s cool…that’s new…. that’s in there…” 😂🤣😂🤣

  • @zvynerocco2402
    @zvynerocco2402 2 года назад +8

    That Jeep wanted him so bad it even turned the wheel for a ankle shot 😂

  • @kiwishamoo6494
    @kiwishamoo6494 3 года назад +23

    2:45 Somehow I get the impression that's not the first time that's happened to her

  • @Dangerooman
    @Dangerooman 3 года назад +112

    4:54 unharmed? mans was definitely harmed. Unkilled is more like it 😂

    • @wackyduck3
      @wackyduck3 2 года назад +3

      He was definitely harmed full force

    • @cooldude885
      @cooldude885 2 года назад

      Yea that did not look like “unharmed”

    • @jerryp8263
      @jerryp8263 2 года назад

      People won’t use their brakes because it wouldn’t make a good video. Plenty of time to stop.

    • @pp312
      @pp312 2 года назад +6

      @@jerryp8263 Are you suggesting someone actually risked killing someone to get a better video?

    • @CrunchyTire
      @CrunchyTire 2 года назад +3

      @@jerryp8263 What a dumb take. You must not own a car. If you do, you're probably the other guy who decides its his turn to go when traffic is coming at full speed. If you dont have a stop, you dont hit the brakes every time you cross an intersection. You should always look out, but with traffic laws in place we have to assume people have at least a double digit IQ and know when its safe to go.

  • @kuntface5
    @kuntface5 2 года назад +7

    I can self identify with this more than i can relate to people.

  • @thefog7067
    @thefog7067 2 года назад +3

    Cactus Anus - One of the most painful type of cactai related injury and not the easiest of places to stick a band aid & that poor dude has gotta sit down for most of his job 😂
    Other Amazon Drivers: " You won't Cactus being so careless"

  • @nesta8273
    @nesta8273 3 года назад +155

    Oooookey. Who flinched at the last clip more then me? 😐Almost fell off my chair.

    • @random_adventuring
      @random_adventuring 3 года назад +3

      did you move left or right? - I went left!

    • @JW-eu7br
      @JW-eu7br 3 года назад +8

      I went backwards - and fell off my chair!!@@random_adventuring

    • @angelthederp4261
      @angelthederp4261 3 года назад +1

      /r/dontflinch

    • @diedrino
      @diedrino 3 года назад +4

      @@random_adventuring i went left

    • @Kescross
      @Kescross 3 года назад +2

      @@random_adventuring Left 😂

  • @hariprasadr1435
    @hariprasadr1435 3 года назад +12

    I ducked for the last ⚾ shot. 😂

    • @redbloodytape
      @redbloodytape 3 года назад +2

      Me too :D

    • @DevilsHunters
      @DevilsHunters 3 года назад +1

      Yup

    • @__YODA__
      @__YODA__ 3 года назад +1

      Ohh. You too 😂😂

    • @EuckeeRojas
      @EuckeeRojas 3 года назад +1

      I saw it coming but didn’t expect the camera person to go down and died

    • @hariprasadr1435
      @hariprasadr1435 3 года назад

      @@EuckeeRojas it was very spontaneous. 😀

  • @skaladarrellgodeater1070
    @skaladarrellgodeater1070 Год назад +3

    3:11 please do not try this.
    XDD

  • @tdogaz4114
    @tdogaz4114 2 года назад +8

    That amazon dude needs a raise what a champ

    • @CrunchyTire
      @CrunchyTire 2 года назад

      He made the error, The cactus didn't move under his butt. We've sunk as a society when people "deserve raises" for their own mistakes.

  • @dustyboy007
    @dustyboy007 3 года назад +27

    04:44
    RUclips captions (auto-generated)
    [Applause]

  • @badger1714
    @badger1714 2 года назад +7

    The dude under the truck is actually pretty smart, if it were me in that situation I woulda been like 'yup, this is my fate'

  • @martyreking5487
    @martyreking5487 Год назад +5

    Poor Amazon guy, he did such a good job hiding the parcel behind the column and handled that cactus so well...give this guy a raise Jeff.

  • @gamegod36
    @gamegod36 2 года назад +4

    Loving the KUTA HANGAN outro 🤣

  • @wolftown0387
    @wolftown0387 2 года назад +22

    5:33 if you lift heavy you know that stare😂

  • @Mr.Jx.
    @Mr.Jx. Год назад

    0:21 The fact that "Heyyeyaaeyaa" plays in the background makes it hilarious.

  • @misspad7282
    @misspad7282 Год назад +4

    That poor delivery guy with the cactus needles in him rear, they hurt and he remained so cool and calm.

  • @queeneevee91
    @queeneevee91 2 года назад +42

    The cactus one was way too funny! He played it off quite well though. Lol

  • @xD4rkridex
    @xD4rkridex 2 года назад +27

    0:46 this is amazing
    we all knew what would happend and it was as good as expected
    man but why isnt it longer

    • @GladiatorReid
      @GladiatorReid 2 года назад +2

      Lets just watch that again 🤣😂

  • @anime2019master
    @anime2019master 2 года назад +2

    That last one with the baseball made me flinch and shut my eyes. Thought I was gonna get hit lmao.😅😅😅

  • @goodboy3700
    @goodboy3700 Год назад +1

    "Somebody call 91 -- We need ambalambs down here! Boy just fell down on the dam pavement.

  • @EddyEssArt
    @EddyEssArt 3 года назад +12

    2:50 Mind reading skills say "I feel violated"

    • @descartesthe4ourth605
      @descartesthe4ourth605 2 года назад

      😂 literally, she's trying to comprehend what she's just been through

  • @dannywade9138
    @dannywade9138 3 года назад +8

    The girl with the stuff flying outta her nose! 😂

  • @georgemaherjr2290
    @georgemaherjr2290 2 года назад +3

    If I sat on a cactus that entire clip would have to be bleeped out. That dude is a saint 😳😬

  • @DavidHernandez-oi5dy
    @DavidHernandez-oi5dy 2 года назад +4

    What a nice grandpa making sure she didn’t fall haha

  • @coryallenpo
    @coryallenpo 3 года назад +14

    1:14 when you're using a rolling pin on your dough 😂

  • @Mac_Omegaly
    @Mac_Omegaly 3 года назад +10

    Therapist: just remember Fail Army can't hurt you.
    Fail Army:
    7:49

  • @entothevee
    @entothevee 8 месяцев назад

    5:53 ‘Cmon cmon! RAWWWWR!’ •slips instantly•
    Too hilarious!

  • @StevenWalters52
    @StevenWalters52 9 месяцев назад

    The ball at the end made me flinch 😯🥴🤕🤣 who else did that happen to?

  • @elvisknight8619
    @elvisknight8619 2 года назад +12

    "That's not a snake bite....you sat on a CACTUS!!!" Name that flick, hahaha.

  • @Durwood71
    @Durwood71 3 года назад +6

    The nice thing about hair cutting mistakes is that they're not permanent.

  • @guilthedamned1933
    @guilthedamned1933 2 года назад +7

    4:52 The guy is unharmed! Of course, he is dead. Tss
    J/k I don't know.

  • @ViralTuber
    @ViralTuber 2 года назад +62

    4:43 You're supposed to rip it fast as possible, but she did it slow-mo tug-of-war style.

    • @bigbitehood1353
      @bigbitehood1353 2 года назад +3

      He also moved and it looked like she wasnt ready for that

  • @flipflopping
    @flipflopping 3 года назад +8

    I have NO PROBLEM laughing at the expense of others.....
    Can I get a 'hell yeah'?

  • @carlofdirty1277
    @carlofdirty1277 3 года назад +27

    The moment if you like the video before you watch it

    • @reemclaughlin4260
      @reemclaughlin4260 3 года назад +1

      Always, because the likes count! Also. I've never been disappointed in a video. ✌🏼🕊

    • @zyyzarr4193
      @zyyzarr4193 3 года назад +1

      Yes,i already like this video everytime fail army uploads even i doesnt already watch it😊

    • @laredpill6694
      @laredpill6694 3 года назад

      Shut up

    • @carlofdirty1277
      @carlofdirty1277 3 года назад

      @@laredpill6694Gtfo

    • @zyyzarr4193
      @zyyzarr4193 3 года назад

      @@laredpill6694 youre so weird,

  • @bigman7293
    @bigman7293 2 года назад +10

    1:07 is exactly why you ALWAYS have a spotter when bench pressing, no matter what. I've seen dudes film themselves dropping the bar on their neck and suffocating. Not a joke.

    • @Roadent1241
      @Roadent1241 2 года назад

      How could he not lift it up again to get out when it was already that high? If you can do it once, you can do it again.
      Or maybe just don't use such heavy stuff?

  • @zam_productions4179
    @zam_productions4179 Год назад +1

    “Why why why, I cannot stand you!” That killed me lol

  • @silanor248
    @silanor248 2 года назад +5

    That poor Amazon delivery guy 😭 but somehow it's always them. Almost everytime I see them deliver stuff something happens 🤣

    • @CrunchyTire
      @CrunchyTire 2 года назад +1

      A TBA driver just doing their job is an achievement on its own.

  • @TheBennedy85
    @TheBennedy85 3 года назад +52

    Now THIS is what FailArmy used to be!!!! Love it!!!

  • @enriquetorres7936
    @enriquetorres7936 2 года назад +2

    The ending scared me LOL I really moved my head to dodge

  • @johnathanrobinzine3149
    @johnathanrobinzine3149 Год назад +2

    I like that fail wrecked fails
    Make me laughing 😂 that lady

  • @ZombieDeathRace
    @ZombieDeathRace 3 года назад +14

    00:07 I don't think people realize just how utterly dangerous that is, and just how close he was to serious injury ot death.

  • @35i_Hearse_Driver
    @35i_Hearse_Driver 3 года назад +4

    "That's new." 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
    Poor Amazon guy

  • @FailArmyCentral
    @FailArmyCentral 3 месяца назад

    This compilation is the perfect reminder to not take life too seriously. 😆

  • @wolfydan121
    @wolfydan121 7 месяцев назад

    Me trying to dodge that last clips🤣😂

  • @Mohawks_and_Tomahawks
    @Mohawks_and_Tomahawks 3 года назад +8

    0:20
    What is a "parking brake" 🤷‍♂️
    What are "wheel chocks" 🤷‍♂️
    What are "brains" 🤷‍♂️
    What is a "darwin award" 🤦‍♂️

    • @_Skuffed_
      @_Skuffed_ 2 года назад

      What is a “wheel chalk” 😂

    • @Mohawks_and_Tomahawks
      @Mohawks_and_Tomahawks 2 года назад +1

      @@_Skuffed_ lol, well, I did get my diploma from 'Barnum and Bailey' 😂

  • @danor6812
    @danor6812 2 года назад +21

    I feel for that Amazon delivery guy, but damn that was funny.