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Комментарии • 395

  • @failarmy
    @failarmy  14 дней назад +45

    Favorite clip?

    • @wdavem
      @wdavem 14 дней назад +5

      00:04 The Hornblower made such a good CRUNCH! I'd have to rate that a 6 on a scale of 10, which is absolutely excellent.

    • @Moist-Gamba
      @Moist-Gamba 14 дней назад +2

      The one you get terminal can***

    • @user-cq5kn7tc7g
      @user-cq5kn7tc7g 14 дней назад +2

      2:36😂

    • @margaretwade
      @margaretwade 14 дней назад +5

      New ones would be my favourite! ...just saying...

    • @antoniomargallo5317
      @antoniomargallo5317 14 дней назад +6

      Hard to say, most were more depressing than fun, to be honest.

  • @heawin88
    @heawin88 14 дней назад +236

    I will never understand the logic of "I'm wearing sandals with slick bottoms and this rock covered in algae at a 70 degree angle will surely have grip!"

    • @kojowiredu
      @kojowiredu 14 дней назад

      You beat me to that comment. The level of stupidity, no understanding of nature or a life spent majorly indoors is astounding 😂. I don't even know if there's any sole grippy enough for algae on a flat wet surface 😂

    • @Rusaarules
      @Rusaarules 14 дней назад +7

      Same shit when you see people do that, but on ice in the winter. Like no shit you slipped and hurt your back.

    • @Blue-qr7qe
      @Blue-qr7qe 14 дней назад

      And one after another, standing up on a surfboard, paddle board, kayak, canoe, they'll face directly forward, feet side by side, and then be amazed, when the craft lunges forward, that they fall backwards.
      Adopt a sideways stance, morons.

    • @Dhairya_Dj
      @Dhairya_Dj 13 дней назад

      Any footwear that is well suited specifically for such activity ? As people usually wear slippers / sandals at beach.

    • @malchir4036
      @malchir4036 13 дней назад +1

      It's like the guy who looks into the barrel to see if the bullet is still in there...

  • @everhope6364
    @everhope6364 14 дней назад +81

    not sure why anyone would swim in floodwater, floodwater=raw sewage

    • @TehButterflyEffect
      @TehButterflyEffect 14 дней назад +10

      As opposed to cooked sewage?

    • @user-su8wo4cc4u
      @user-su8wo4cc4u 14 дней назад +3

      ​@@TehButterflyEffectmarinated and deep fried

    • @GPDuchess
      @GPDuchess 13 дней назад

      I suppose when the inside of the house is the same, it hardly matters 🤷‍♀️

    • @REGRET_HP
      @REGRET_HP 4 дня назад

      Just fun bro

  • @TwoLeftThumbs
    @TwoLeftThumbs 13 дней назад +13

    The boat blowing its horn being called “The Hornblower” was perfect.

  • @lisathesupergremlin7731
    @lisathesupergremlin7731 14 дней назад +30

    0:19 Yikes! I scraped my leg on coral in Mexico and it was like I was cut with a scalpel. I bled so much from what was basically a 2 inch papercut, they wouldn't let me back in the water for fear of attracting sharks... no argument from me.

  • @Deuteromis
    @Deuteromis 14 дней назад +43

    I'm already laughing at the first clip because the boat's name is 'Adventure Horn Blower"

  • @MrJoker9907
    @MrJoker9907 14 дней назад +39

    This is BY FAR the best channel for watching fails. (No shit music or comments etc.) BUT, dont cut the clips short man.

    • @failarmy
      @failarmy  13 дней назад +15

      We try not to. Usually, the video owners cut the video short themselves so a lot of the time this is what we have to work with.

  • @meredithgrubb4497
    @meredithgrubb4497 14 дней назад +93

    Man, the girl who hit the coral lol that had to hurt.

    • @timquinlan3274
      @timquinlan3274 14 дней назад

      Good - her and the dipshit who was trying to hit a bottle into the water are part of the problem with why are water systems are dying.

    • @WhiteAngle7
      @WhiteAngle7 12 дней назад

      why do u let someone so dumb do something like that...

    • @giaothong24hlife
      @giaothong24hlife 9 дней назад

      it will be very stinging😅😅

    • @WhiteAngle7
      @WhiteAngle7 8 дней назад

      @@giaothong24hlife Why?

  • @strix.1
    @strix.1 14 дней назад +16

    4:13 "Oh no! Garrett...get your phone!" 🐊 Yes Garrett, just hold your hand on the edge of the water's surface and the croc will hand it to ya!

  • @Durwood71
    @Durwood71 14 дней назад +42

    Pro-tip: Rocks near water can be slippery.

    • @tomaiger
      @tomaiger 13 дней назад

      *when wet ;-)

  • @freebozkurt9277
    @freebozkurt9277 14 дней назад +22

    People having fun in flood water: do they understand all their sewage is washed into it? They are swimming, kayaking in their own shit. Even worse if a hospital in the vicinity.

    • @2.3_44XD--
      @2.3_44XD-- 14 дней назад +4

      People go to McDonald's and they survive

    • @IllustriousCrocoduck
      @IllustriousCrocoduck 14 дней назад +3

      Ooof, good point about the hospital. But he doesn't want to catch herpagonnasyphylaids?

    • @freebozkurt9277
      @freebozkurt9277 14 дней назад +2

      @@IllustriousCrocoduck And how about some good carcinogen chemotherapy drug emptied by thousands of treated patients?

  • @KrakenIsland64
    @KrakenIsland64 14 дней назад +21

    0:31 did that karate master just break a 2x4 with his nuts? Talk about balls of steel.

    • @YouzACoopa
      @YouzACoopa 14 дней назад +2

      He claims he can break a cinder block with them.

  • @schroedingersdog7965
    @schroedingersdog7965 14 дней назад +13

    02:10 If you've ever had a yacht crash into your hamptons, you know how painful that can be!

  • @jonathanc247
    @jonathanc247 14 дней назад +20

    The guy who was breaking that pool... What did he think would happen.

    • @acptelford1307
      @acptelford1307 14 дней назад

      The same as the last time it was repeated

  • @Markus_Andrew
    @Markus_Andrew 13 дней назад +5

    Kayaking tip: If you're wider than the kayak is, don't get in it.

  • @davidtaylor111
    @davidtaylor111 14 дней назад +11

    Some people need to learn the power of water and the power of gravity

  • @rescuegirl
    @rescuegirl 14 дней назад +14

    My To-Do List:
    1. Watch FailArmy
    2. Feel Smarter

  • @connorwebb6724
    @connorwebb6724 14 дней назад +18

    the guy who caught his buddies foot at 8:53 is a real homie ong.

  • @rustybearden1800
    @rustybearden1800 14 дней назад +11

    1) whoever invented the stupid standup paddle board needs to have their head examined
    2) who the hell does river crossings in a Ferrari?
    3) NEVER turn your back on the ocean, EVER!

    • @greego5952
      @greego5952 13 дней назад +1

      standup paddle boarding. I will never get it. Why?
      With a kayak or a canoe you can practically tour some water area, with cargo capability and stability.
      What does a paddleboard have to offer. Just. I don't know. Standing up?

  • @johnmumbyii1717
    @johnmumbyii1717 14 дней назад +32

    Take my advice people, aim for the worst and hope for the best...

  • @donniev8181
    @donniev8181 14 дней назад +9

    Fully clothed people unexpectedly falling into water makes for some of the funniest fails.

  • @whafrog
    @whafrog 14 дней назад +9

    13:10 ... so that's where all the plastic in the ocean comes from...

  • @blue_jm
    @blue_jm 14 дней назад +92

    "Oh no Garrett, get your phone!" Why don't you get it for him?

    • @user-uc8kr1pl6b
      @user-uc8kr1pl6b 14 дней назад +4

      Dont bother, it's already ruined!

    • @jaredford8440
      @jaredford8440 13 дней назад +1

      Some folks couldn't make a sensible decision if they tried 😂

    • @MsJasperr
      @MsJasperr 8 дней назад +3

      Plot twist Garrett had no arms

    • @LetGaiaLive
      @LetGaiaLive 7 дней назад

      Maybe the dude with the drone can get it

    • @wukilla8ee
      @wukilla8ee 4 дня назад +1

      Lmfao that's exactly what I said!! I ain't sticking my hand in that water.

  • @paulmurgatroyd6372
    @paulmurgatroyd6372 14 дней назад +8

    boat vs dock is always a fun game, but rarely has a surprising outcome

    • @wukilla8ee
      @wukilla8ee 4 дня назад

      With the exception of the Baltimore Bridge recently!!

  • @Uncle_Buzz
    @Uncle_Buzz 14 дней назад +16

    2:36 - "YOU WOULDN'T GET IT. IT'S A JEEP THING"

    • @ajgorney
      @ajgorney 14 дней назад +2

      That happened near where I live. They parked close to the river when it was much lower, and crossed on foot, and a flash flood came through and in less than a minute the river was uncrossable and kept rising until it washed the jeep away. All they could do was watch.

  • @DaneOrschlovsky
    @DaneOrschlovsky 14 дней назад +3

    8:44 Now THAT'S a real friend!

  • @matthewcox7985
    @matthewcox7985 14 дней назад +7

    The only appropriate sponsor for this video... Cap'n Crunch.

  • @eeccee11
    @eeccee11 9 дней назад +1

    I always loved the idea of playing in flooded areas but in reality that water 🤢

  • @Dirkus17
    @Dirkus17 14 дней назад +5

    16:25 "Water's over there, Frank"

  • @explosive_shart9405
    @explosive_shart9405 14 дней назад +12

    10:13 If you neighbors see that, they will never ask for help on anything. Wise move.

  • @Exstepmom
    @Exstepmom 14 дней назад +15

    0:59 damn dam

  • @MyCodingDiarie
    @MyCodingDiarie 14 дней назад +2

    This video is like a ray of sunshine on a cloudy day.

  • @MarquisDeSacks
    @MarquisDeSacks 14 дней назад +14

    9:40 "I'm here for the fresh seafood!"

  • @DaneOrschlovsky
    @DaneOrschlovsky 14 дней назад +1

    11:37 What happens when your dad is always too busy working to teach you basic skills.

  • @M1GD
    @M1GD 14 дней назад +1

    11:20 No one else saw how excited he was to catch that fish???

  • @keatonevans97
    @keatonevans97 14 дней назад +3

    13:24 Holy smokes! At least she was able to get a good ride out of it 😂

  • @corycrandell2682
    @corycrandell2682 14 дней назад +10

    There is nothing more pointless or vacuous than paddle boarding.

    • @terencejay8845
      @terencejay8845 14 дней назад +5

      'When the weather is fine you know it's the time
      For messin' about on the river
      If you take my advice there's nothing so nice
      As messin' about on the river
      There's big boats and wee boats ands all kinds of craft
      Puffers and keel boats and some with no raft
      With the wind in your face there's no finer place
      Than messin' about on the river'

    • @stevie-ray2020
      @stevie-ray2020 14 дней назад +3

      @@terencejay8845 ......just don't stand up on that wee craft!

  • @tranz2deep
    @tranz2deep 14 дней назад +5

    "I got that on film!" An annunciation of the Fail Army's arrival.

  • @war_robots7911
    @war_robots7911 14 дней назад +1

    That boat crash was insane

  • @ufa621
    @ufa621 9 дней назад

    I've been throwing the Frisbee wrong all this time.

  • @awds7711
    @awds7711 14 дней назад +4

    4:50 yooooooooo wher tf is that???? i want to be there

    • @TasosG10110
      @TasosG10110 14 дней назад +1

      wibit sports in Germany

    • @awds7711
      @awds7711 14 дней назад

      ​@@TasosG10110nice, thats just 2 hours from me

    • @TasosG10110
      @TasosG10110 14 дней назад

      @@awds7711 tbh it was so easy to find, i looked at the lifejacket and put that in the google maps search

  • @tranz2deep
    @tranz2deep 13 дней назад +6

    11:37 ...do these grown-ass men just not know how to throw a Frisbee?

  • @bxqpxd
    @bxqpxd 14 дней назад +7

    04:19 croc just umped into the same spot in water that phone fell and she asks him to get the phone :D

    • @HydraRex12
      @HydraRex12 9 дней назад

      Was waiting for a comment to say that

  • @reginaldnestlethorpe9041
    @reginaldnestlethorpe9041 5 дней назад +2

    NO ONE WAS HARMED!

  • @BlenderStudy
    @BlenderStudy 14 дней назад +2

    Thank you for the update, FailArmy..!! Always the best compilation of 'ouch!' videos..!! 🤣

  • @GPDuchess
    @GPDuchess 13 дней назад

    Missus' gotta go head first'; dude' yes mam'😂

  • @artemisamberdrive583
    @artemisamberdrive583 13 дней назад +1

    10:22
    911: whats your emergency?
    calling person: DEATH SCREAMS

  • @elliotalderson4568
    @elliotalderson4568 14 дней назад +3

    If a rock is usually under water at a natural lake or river, its gonna be slippery. How do people not know this?

  • @triggerfish2711
    @triggerfish2711 8 дней назад

    It's funny how so many people say, "i got it on film." I'd like to see you pull out that film from your cellphone.

  • @jessebrook1688
    @jessebrook1688 14 дней назад +1

    Here we have a good collection of videos showing how to use the fall-off paddleboard, the boat throttle (always full forward or full reverse or off), the fall out canoe and kayak, and the best method of fishing (hands on). Those swimming marriages seem to be popular, too.

  • @a.c.m.e.ink.4568
    @a.c.m.e.ink.4568 14 дней назад +2

    10:15: Real Men of Genius!

  • @jonhayden6235
    @jonhayden6235 14 дней назад +2

    Fun to watch (as always) from FA, but @ 15:37 no life jackets is no laughing matter.

    • @Snowhearts
      @Snowhearts 14 дней назад +1

      I agree. I laugh when adults have consequences for doing silly stuff… but that wasn’t cool having a kid in that boat with no life jacket! Came to comments specifically to see if anyone else thought the same.

  • @joelmoses565
    @joelmoses565 14 дней назад

    The fishing 🎣 fail was hilarious. 🤣🤣🤣

  • @blackc1479
    @blackc1479 14 дней назад +1

    Sooooo......we not gonna mention that that first ship was named the hornblower?

  • @TobeToday2024
    @TobeToday2024 13 дней назад

    Oh no, that didn't go as planned!

  • @JustinKing-ms7wz
    @JustinKing-ms7wz 13 дней назад +1

    16:59 the man is so optimistic

  • @MyCodingDiarie
    @MyCodingDiarie 14 дней назад +1

    I feel smarter after watching your videos. Thank you!

  • @moviesgonewild1313
    @moviesgonewild1313 14 дней назад +2

    10:19 WAS PRETTY FUNNY

  • @davidrennicke9852
    @davidrennicke9852 14 дней назад +2

    3:30 Hey, you can't park there.

  • @TOP4MInstantRegret
    @TOP4MInstantRegret 14 дней назад

    10:20 If you've ever done something pointless, this guy will have your back. 😄

  • @erintyres3609
    @erintyres3609 14 дней назад +1

    7:14 When the bridge meets the bridge.

  • @FFTV-IdiotsAtWork
    @FFTV-IdiotsAtWork 14 дней назад +2

    Hello my idol! Trying not to laugh while watching this video is an impossible task 😂, I can't help but laugh. Thank you for making my day more enjoyable.

  • @Jay24723
    @Jay24723 14 дней назад +4

    😂😂😂 funniest youtuber channel of all time!!!

  • @franck3279
    @franck3279 14 дней назад

    Paddles, the water overboards.

  • @giaothong24hlife
    @giaothong24hlife 9 дней назад

    the first one: try not to laugh 😂

  • @user-vz7kp1nh5e
    @user-vz7kp1nh5e 13 дней назад

    Чувак понравился скрасным совком, который воду выплескивал😂😂😂😂мартышкин труд😂😂

  • @videomailYT
    @videomailYT 14 дней назад +2

    ^^ that's literally frisbee throwing... XD 😉🥳

  • @eeccee11
    @eeccee11 9 дней назад

    9:15 😂😂😂 unexpected. Hope little dude's okay

  • @Wintercomet100
    @Wintercomet100 14 дней назад +1

    'Try not to laugh.' Well, I failed that mission in under 2 minutes.

  • @TT_4297
    @TT_4297 12 дней назад +2

    Why is nobody talking about the ass slap 😟... at 4:05?...

  • @nigelbond4056
    @nigelbond4056 13 дней назад

    In the plums 🤣

  • @-abibu
    @-abibu 14 дней назад +4

    😂😂즐거운 영상으로 하루 마무리 합니다. 감사합니다~

    • @serge4104
      @serge4104 14 дней назад

      Huh?

    • @-abibu
      @-abibu 11 дней назад

      @serge4104 앙?

  • @Gothicwolf1984
    @Gothicwolf1984 14 дней назад +1

    3:22 well ain't that a bummer

  • @scout3058
    @scout3058 14 дней назад

    That flooded street with the stuck front wheel drive car looks a lot like Eden Isles Blvd in Slidell, LA. 🤔

  • @joelmoses565
    @joelmoses565 14 дней назад +1

    Wow 😮 That’s is a lot of water fails in this episode.🌊

    • @animaltvi9515
      @animaltvi9515 14 дней назад

      If only there was a clue in the title 🤔

  • @leagueaccount6254
    @leagueaccount6254 13 дней назад

    The boat was called the horn blower, how deliciously wonderful

  • @joelmoses565
    @joelmoses565 14 дней назад +1

    This is my favorite funniest RUclips channel of all time. 😂😂😂

  • @justalbypt
    @justalbypt 14 дней назад +1

    Thats why we love Americans❤💪

    • @stevie-ray2020
      @stevie-ray2020 14 дней назад +1

      I laugh at them but I don't love them!

  • @user-sf2ub7pl4b
    @user-sf2ub7pl4b 12 дней назад

    10:22 why she scream like that tho acting like the waters acid 😂

  • @BingeCentralIdiotsAtWork
    @BingeCentralIdiotsAtWork 13 дней назад +1

    2:36 The wrath of Mother Nature

  • @failsabysss
    @failsabysss 14 дней назад

    These fails are absolute comedy gold

  • @jujijime
    @jujijime 8 дней назад

    Amazes me that people think they can walk on moss/algae covered smooth rocks in a river.

  • @Typycyp
    @Typycyp 14 дней назад

    0:35 Рыба Полосатая! (с) Пехов

  • @nhmooytis7058
    @nhmooytis7058 12 дней назад

    Fish slaps get my vote for funniest!

  • @galazy.
    @galazy. 8 дней назад

    Was so surprised to see a video only about 2 miles away from where I live! So cool :D

  • @Envy_____
    @Envy_____ 12 дней назад

    2:18 the laugh. 😂

  • @klaidiots24
    @klaidiots24 6 дней назад

    This video is like a ray of sunshine on a cloudy day

  • @Xphinity
    @Xphinity 14 дней назад

    8:43 MVP right there

  • @MrYfrank14
    @MrYfrank14 12 дней назад

    18:47- the fish have armed themselves and are fighting back!

  • @greego5952
    @greego5952 13 дней назад

    Always find it funny people who don't understand how to balance a small canoe.
    You have to put your weight in the middle, not the sides. And if you need to put weight on the walls of the canoe, you gotta do both walls, equally. Ideally you get an experienced person in the canoe first to help guide other people in which these oblivious people can be instructed to enter and plus try to balance the canoe when they're throwing it outta balance.

  • @Jack-kx5em
    @Jack-kx5em 10 дней назад

    I love that scene a lot 0:44

  • @drunkgiraffe1013
    @drunkgiraffe1013 13 дней назад

    falling on wet rock hurt sooo much

  • @user-qy1qq9gb6c
    @user-qy1qq9gb6c 10 дней назад +1

    0:12😂😂😂😂😂
    2:30😂😂😂😂😂
    4:52🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
    9:05🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @TopFunnyThings
    @TopFunnyThings 14 дней назад

    Unable to stop laughing, fantastic video🤣🤣

  • @STWBYF2024HD
    @STWBYF2024HD 14 дней назад +1

    6:07 LOL HE FALL

  • @AlienHusky919
    @AlienHusky919 14 дней назад +1

    00:34 lmao😂😂

  • @phillwainewright4221
    @phillwainewright4221 14 дней назад +4

    "Get your phone..."
    *You* get it - there's an alligator in that lake.

  • @user-vz7kp1nh5e
    @user-vz7kp1nh5e 13 дней назад

    Вода имеет так силу, что срабатывает как магнит ни когда ни кто еще мимо нее не прошел, ни проехал, не перепрыгнул😂😂😂

  • @erintyres3609
    @erintyres3609 14 дней назад

    1:46 "What are you doing?" That's a fair question, but I can only guess the answer.

  • @Novastar.SaberCombat
    @Novastar.SaberCombat 14 дней назад +5

    Just thinking of how polluted the rivers, oceans, and other bodies of water must be from mankind's idiocy is pretty cringe yet simultaneously amusing.