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  • @chipvos611
    @chipvos611 5 лет назад +556

    That lowkey insult though:
    „you can’t say anything interesting“

    • @GenusHomo
      @GenusHomo 5 лет назад

      Haha

    • @chipped79
      @chipped79 4 года назад +13

      Not lowkey at all

    • @vhscopyofseinfeld
      @vhscopyofseinfeld 4 года назад +1

      Chip Vos and he insinuated that they’re liars lmao

    • @0zem
      @0zem 4 года назад +2

      Chip Vos such a beautiful low key punchline, that’s why I love Mark

    • @sai9507
      @sai9507 4 года назад

      before this, the one on the right was being condescending. she said something like "there were some good jokes that you shared on your twitter" then he says the joke and she goes "see?!"

  • @faithboy12
    @faithboy12 5 лет назад +300

    For a daytime news interview these interviewers were actually pretty good with a comedian for once lol. They don't get offended or anything they just laugh, it's great

    • @pooonastik1
      @pooonastik1 5 лет назад +20

      I think the lady in the middle wants him.

    • @ninthcloud6331
      @ninthcloud6331 3 года назад +1

      They were both wetting their panties over Mark. The most excitement they've had in the vag that year.

    • @leafyishereisdumbnameakath4259
      @leafyishereisdumbnameakath4259 2 года назад

      There's a lot of good daytime shows that like Mark.

    • @piotrkolodziej62
      @piotrkolodziej62 2 года назад

      @@ninthcloud6331 of course

    • @Cath38639
      @Cath38639 Год назад

      That's because Tampa is awesome. Weird but awesome.

  • @WelcomeToThe92503
    @WelcomeToThe92503 4 года назад +138

    1:50 😭😭🤣😂😅
    Saying " fuck a prostitute "with no bleeps or edits on morning news is PROB one of the best acts Mark has done thus far

  • @jwardbass4452
    @jwardbass4452 4 года назад +77

    “I’m a horrible human being, I just farted”

  • @jvmtube
    @jvmtube 5 лет назад +172

    "I got a voice, too, but it's much worse."

  • @vardaandeepsingh9399
    @vardaandeepsingh9399 3 года назад +35

    Kevin hart man.... gets me everytime

  • @boblowney
    @boblowney 5 лет назад +87

    he just summed up comedy, "I'm a comic, I have to tell the truth."

  • @PapaHett
    @PapaHett 5 лет назад +10

    Saying “fuck a prostitute” on a morning TV show. That’s Mark Normand.

  • @liligman
    @liligman 4 года назад +38

    0:23 that laugh caught me off guard 🤣

    • @Nullllus
      @Nullllus 4 года назад +3

      Made me hard straight away.

  • @piedout
    @piedout 4 года назад +14

    Are we just not gonna talk about how mark’s lobeless ear bottoms run right into his jawline? Who the fuck drew this guy?

  • @mikeingrassia7505
    @mikeingrassia7505 5 лет назад +31

    These two are way better at Mark Normand than other morning TV people.

  • @RyanRusich
    @RyanRusich 5 лет назад +27

    I love how Mark satirizes local new shows.

  • @Cananalope
    @Cananalope 4 года назад +91

    Mark Normand is an amazing comic. So quick. Great joke writer.

  • @docd2295
    @docd2295 2 года назад +6

    “You guys can’t say anything interesting”
    And no laughs! I about died!

  • @drake.707
    @drake.707 3 года назад +8

    I never noticed the no ear lobe situation

  • @writekpark
    @writekpark 5 лет назад +43

    I've been following Mark for a few years now and he is a joy to watch. Super humble, dorky and that's just dayam attractive. Will be seein' ya at Punchline this week Mark!

    • @AlexsaurusRex
      @AlexsaurusRex 3 года назад

      You might also like Chris Distefano. Just as funny but with more energy. Also a good looking guy

    • @writekpark
      @writekpark 3 года назад

      @@AlexsaurusRex It's been a while but while I think Mark is still funny I think he's a sociopath. He alludes to as much in his own act actually.
      I hate socio/psychopaths. They disgust me. Doesn't mean he's not funny, but hard to stomach him more now b/c he calls himself a sociopath.

    • @AlexsaurusRex
      @AlexsaurusRex 3 года назад

      @@writekpark He's said that he was a bed wetter until he was 14. That is a characteristic of a psychopath. He's found that out and has started calling himself a "maybe" psychopath (jokingly). He's also spoken about how he hates himself so maybe something else is going on in that noggin o' his

    • @writekpark
      @writekpark 3 года назад

      @@AlexsaurusRex Bed wetting is not a characteristic of a psychopath. That's an urban, ignorant myth. Go read up on it. I've been ignorant about a lot of things --it's okay that you didn't know.
      I never heard him say he hates himself but I HAVE noticed how he acts in social situations. He's disconnected, and not just "nervous" like he jokes about. I've seen it before. I recongize the body language, the language and indifference. He doesn't seem to feel and connect the same way as someone who has a full range of emotions. I'm not saying that's bad by itself, but given that he himself thinks he's a sociopath I don't like him/that at all.
      When someone tells you who they are? Believe them.

  • @gizzykatkat9687
    @gizzykatkat9687 4 года назад +5

    Mark is so adorable!

  • @chuckfarley4832
    @chuckfarley4832 3 года назад +9

    Drops an F bomb on morning TV! Love Mark!

    • @jumpinjojo
      @jumpinjojo 2 года назад +5

      "Find" is not exactly the F word.

    • @chewy_bells_rule
      @chewy_bells_rule Год назад +1

      @@jumpinjojo I think he was talking about the fart

  • @amaladnan5522
    @amaladnan5522 4 года назад +12

    Mark is the most charming awkward person

  • @djsepsis3331
    @djsepsis3331 5 лет назад +16

    My man Mark Normand always killin it

  • @ChrisSmithBass
    @ChrisSmithBass 5 лет назад +41

    As soon as I heard "...Well you guys know, you can't say ANYthing interesting..." I had to scroll down to the comments to see who else caught that 🤣😂

  • @FillingtheVoidRevues
    @FillingtheVoidRevues 4 года назад +49

    He embraces the cringe in these morning interviews. I love it.

  • @chubbydawme
    @chubbydawme 5 лет назад +10

    Handsome

  • @anthonyparkernearlifeexp
    @anthonyparkernearlifeexp 11 месяцев назад

    I almost like his interviews better than his actual standup.

  • @marinoblocker
    @marinoblocker 5 лет назад +43

    LMAO....."I just farted".

  • @mbolduc
    @mbolduc 4 года назад +9

    "Anything but dry" is GOLD

  • @ronaldmorrison2571
    @ronaldmorrison2571 5 лет назад +8

    Mark is the best

  • @arouetrevol
    @arouetrevol 5 лет назад +10

    I love Mark! He's so funny!

  • @arnonroyna4420
    @arnonroyna4420 3 года назад +7

    His face when they read his intro. LoL.

  • @gordonsmith5589
    @gordonsmith5589 Год назад +1

    Mark is awesome and so are these ladies. I wonder if he tapped one of them.....

  • @Adontheimperfectionist
    @Adontheimperfectionist Год назад +2

    "Chase an alligator" that was pretty funny😂

  • @cold_static
    @cold_static 3 года назад +12

    "You can't say anything interesting"
    "You guys are very normal"
    Ha! Got em.

  • @gavinhudson5742
    @gavinhudson5742 Год назад

    He's so cute. And a brilliant comedian.

  • @chrismcdonagh8922
    @chrismcdonagh8922 Год назад +1

    That's true, these ladies were definitely In on the joke

  • @markrm21711
    @markrm21711 5 лет назад +82

    Mark slipping in a f bomb!

    • @kingme1034
      @kingme1034 5 лет назад +9

      H A R 1:49 he said “I’ll fuck a prostitute”

    • @Wtfplsstfu
      @Wtfplsstfu 5 лет назад +30

      King Me you hard of hearing? He definitely said find...

    • @kingme1034
      @kingme1034 5 лет назад

      Flotorious you hard of grammar?

    • @Wtfplsstfu
      @Wtfplsstfu 5 лет назад +8

      King Me in fact, my grammar is quite accurate for the venue at hand. That venue being a RUclips comment and not an academic essay. I know, it’s hard to grasp logic sometimes.

    • @kingme1034
      @kingme1034 5 лет назад

      Flotorious in bet that took you only 12 hours, good job kid you’re getting better.

  • @hendu7111
    @hendu7111 Год назад +1

    I could never work in a real professional setting, you know with "Me too". This dude is nuts! I love it.

    • @BobbyGeneric145
      @BobbyGeneric145 Год назад

      I had a brief encounter with it... These days you basically leave logic and common sense in the lobby. Between the power of HR, the Peter Principle, and woketavistic professional victim culture, its like you are in an alternate reality. Eventually its going to get so bad that nobody will have time to actually work... And believe me, when something starts affecting the stock price and bottom line, all the bullshit goes out the window.
      Eventually there will be a huge overcorrection and in a decade the bosses will be slappin secretary asses again!

  • @andremarley943
    @andremarley943 2 года назад +1

    Amazing Comic!! S.N.: And his Adam’s apple!!!😍😍😩😭🤩

  • @Nash9r
    @Nash9r Год назад

    "You can't say anything interesting"
    LOL, the burn ^^

  • @elbob17
    @elbob17 5 лет назад

    I'm Tuesgay AF and just now discovered these morning show clips. Props to Mark for not giving a fuck.

  • @matthewjury4385
    @matthewjury4385 2 года назад

    He's so cute

  • @pooritech
    @pooritech Год назад +5

    “You guys know you can’t say anything interesting” The jab went right over their heads!

  • @adamdennis2936
    @adamdennis2936 5 лет назад +1

    Funny guy.

  • @z0uLess
    @z0uLess Год назад

    Mark Normand

  • @robb5744
    @robb5744 4 года назад +4

    "No you guys are very normal" is such an ace euphemistic swipe

  • @blazedandconfused477
    @blazedandconfused477 5 лет назад +1

    REAL ASS DUDE

  • @SeemoreDunkan
    @SeemoreDunkan Год назад

    Mark is among the reasons why my face has new lines on.

  • @MaxUgly
    @MaxUgly 4 года назад +2

    I subbed cause of Mark!

  • @WormholeGarden
    @WormholeGarden 2 года назад +1

    @1:50 It's live TV, sir!!! LOL

  • @holo_gram_
    @holo_gram_ 4 года назад +2

    "You guys are very normal" XDDDD

  • @boxingandrum
    @boxingandrum 5 лет назад +3

    That's lunch.

  • @kolbytard
    @kolbytard 3 года назад +2

    Mentioning Tuesday’s with stories on this is next level tuesgay 4 life

  • @NotAnonymousNo80014
    @NotAnonymousNo80014 Год назад

    The lighting makes his Adam's apple look even bigger than that one lady's? on the right.

  • @a.k.4o
    @a.k.4o 4 года назад +3

    Make sure to check out Mark Normand and Joe List on their podcast Tuesday's with Stories . Join the Tuesgay gash

  • @bobb180
    @bobb180 4 года назад +8

    You guys know, you can’t say anything interesting 😂😂😂😂😂 straight over their heads

  • @syrussthagreat237
    @syrussthagreat237 3 года назад +2

    Kevin Hart is such ah funny comic !!

  • @sirrom5155
    @sirrom5155 5 лет назад +4

    mark my neighbors want to have a little chat with you regarding the noise

  • @GorbyP
    @GorbyP Год назад

    F bomb on live TV, hilarious

  • @theonetruemorty4078
    @theonetruemorty4078 2 года назад

    Lady on the right... call me.

  • @jlong9574
    @jlong9574 Год назад

    He should of said I hear a weird voice too but instead of telling me I have to go it tells me I have to come

  • @ABLW100
    @ABLW100 3 года назад +2

    Love Kevin Hart

  • @steveblake446
    @steveblake446 5 лет назад +8

    I just farted

  • @MrRogier200
    @MrRogier200 4 года назад +1

    @00:51 ''i peed a little'' hihi

  • @K00leD
    @K00leD 4 года назад

    Surprising how god one of them was here

  • @FarhanAmin1994
    @FarhanAmin1994 2 года назад

    Learned a lovely new word: Analyzey

  • @saturatedneowax
    @saturatedneowax 3 года назад

    cruisin’ joe

  • @christinechin1909
    @christinechin1909 4 года назад +3

    Self-deprecating is always better than self-defecating. Oh wait, maybe they’re the same thing?

  • @ModeratelyAmused
    @ModeratelyAmused 4 года назад +8

    1:50 Not only got past the women but apparently got past ABC News uploading crew.

    • @bsquared4604
      @bsquared4604 3 года назад

      wow, you're right!

    • @jumpinjojo
      @jumpinjojo 2 года назад

      Find is not a bad word.

    • @ModeratelyAmused
      @ModeratelyAmused 2 года назад

      @@jumpinjojo if you heard "find" why do you think that was the word i was referring? why didn't you reply "prostitute isn't a bad word?"

    • @jumpinjojo
      @jumpinjojo 2 года назад

      @@ModeratelyAmused Both find and prostitute are not bad words.
      Anything else?

    • @ModeratelyAmused
      @ModeratelyAmused 2 года назад

      @@jumpinjojo why did you think I thought find was a bad word?

  • @jaketapper1953
    @jaketapper1953 4 года назад

    one kneepad special ...lol

  • @cmakelky37
    @cmakelky37 4 года назад +2

    I assume... Lol he wanted to say they all need to hook up

    • @ocjok3r
      @ocjok3r 3 года назад +1

      No one caught that!!! He was about to say something about them all fucking lolol

  • @mikeisss79
    @mikeisss79 5 лет назад

    ABC Action News? Action huh? That's rich.

  • @danielkisinger470
    @danielkisinger470 4 года назад

    Mark fucking Norman

  • @katmandoo7279
    @katmandoo7279 4 года назад

    I gave a like for Mark Norman. NOT for ABC Action News

  • @jacobiskandermusic
    @jacobiskandermusic 4 года назад +1

    999 likes 😳

  • @QuantumBraced
    @QuantumBraced 3 года назад

    Do you think Mark hit on them after the show?

  • @shinyknighttt
    @shinyknighttt 4 года назад

    14?! I stopped at 10 XD

  • @gunnar2460
    @gunnar2460 Год назад

    3:01

  • @Gabagool_Attack
    @Gabagool_Attack 3 года назад +1

    Has anyone noticed Mark’s ear? It’s weird😅

  • @Lumbardh84
    @Lumbardh84 4 года назад

    2 blondes and a bru

  • @DRthistle
    @DRthistle 3 года назад

    Would have been great if he said to the one with the big mouth. "You're cute but you look like you might have been a dude at one time ?"

  • @clearyourthirdeye
    @clearyourthirdeye 4 года назад +1

    0:32 Mark's "Please, get me out of here"-Look

  • @r3v001
    @r3v001 Год назад

    Most of the time these morning hosts invite on a comedian on who is famous for being raunchy and then get offended when they say something raunchy… I’m not defending raunchiness just saying why extend the invite if you don’t wanna hear that…? but these ladies we’re pretty chill…👍🏽

  • @Robisquick
    @Robisquick Год назад +1

    The lady is reacting with hesitance and “yikes” type stuff makes this way less funny unfortunately:/ We need the Cleveland girl back!!!

  • @MastaSmack
    @MastaSmack 4 года назад

    Yeah...they can't say anything interesting all right.

  • @Ojb_1959
    @Ojb_1959 3 года назад

    Very normal 🤮

  • @phukit5456
    @phukit5456 4 года назад +1

    quit interrupting. These women talk too much