Black Church Ushers
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- Опубликовано: 10 май 2020
- Disclaimer: I do not own the rights to the music and or sounds used in this video. Also this video is not to make a mockery of any Ushers. It is only to highlight different types of ushers we have learned to love for generations. Thank You and don't forget to LIKE, COMMENT, AND SUBSCRIBE!!!!!
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The "Professional" is so accurate! Lol! That's really how it be!
Girl when he licked that glove I likedtah died!!!!🤪🤪🤪
I'm the professional 😂
😩😩😂😂😂😂
Be taking their job too seriously
@@orangeslices990 right lol
Bruh, he shouldn’t be THIS accurate! 🤣🤣🤣🤣
Iam confused
*_He forgot to put be_*
He means he shouldn’t be
Did this dude die? He ain't replying to anybody, nor correcting his mistake lol.
Swear!!!
He's been in church all his life🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
facts
Must have😭😂😂
Truss me 😂😂
Same
Jesus loves you he died for you and rose again he is coming
“bruh here, dang!” 😂😂😂😂
😂😭😭
Tht heavy breathing after he closed the door " get thee behind"😂😂😂😂😂 jr ushers was me n all my siblings ..no shame 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
young ppl be so freaking irritated with church ppl.😜😜😜
Yo....5th Sunday...we showed out on that door.
Mine too 🤣🤣🤣🤣
😂😂😂😭😭😭
Lol same
Met PLENTY of the prayer warriors. They peek thru that glass window turn back around slow & dont say nuttin to you.
Yup....!!!!
In slow motion, too...
😆
YOOOOOO💀💀
Exactly.
My grandmother was the prayer warrior . Wouldn’t even let me in like damn g’ma I went to the bathroom . We been here since yesterday 😒😑🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
You are so correct!!! 😂😂😂 My family is C.O.G.I.C! I used to feel like a hostage! If you go to church and they preparing breakfast, lunch and dinner it's ALL OVER!!! 😂😂😂😂
@@jamaicajackson4165 omg yes!! We would leave at 2 an be back at 5 lmfao 😑
Jr. Usher was on point. Just nonchalant! “You got one?”
(Sucks Teeth) "DID you get one? You only get one." Lol
I remember being a junior usher back in the day 😂😟
You had a good foundation you can always go back to ☺️👍🏽
@@jennijennjen3709 that's true
I think I used to do it when I was a kid now I play drums
Yesss!
I was the one that fell asleep and didn't want to do the breed and wine thing
Omllllll I cried laughing this man done pulled out a Box of Cereal from his shirt🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣we need to get you a Live TV Show going brotha!!
This brother always makes my day!!! Your humor is crazy good and ON POINT!! Thank you🤣
And da bowl🤣
😂😂😂
Facts!! I was alll set when he did that 🤣
And the milk jug
“Not mints but...”😂😂😂
This Jr usher board the THEE MOST acurate.....my son is on the Jr usher board!🤦♀️🤷♀️
There should have been “the usher that doesn’t do his job” or “the usher that forgets he’s an usher” that be me sometimes I be forgetting I’m an usher.
Thats the junior usher board😂
Lol🤣 that's true 😅
@@denerianscott3053 nah fr😭
The toothbrush and toothpaste just took me OUT!!! 😂😂😂
I'm waiting on him to pull out a peppermint and out comes a whole tube of toothpaste and toothbrush.
No they gallon of milk lol 😂
😂😂😂😂
SAME- THAT MADE ME DIE. WHAT IF THEY WANTED A MINT JUST FOR SOME CANDY I-
@@sheilapate7604 Same. The milk did it for me. 😂
The professional and the jr usher had me rollin🤣🤣🤣
I was the "prayer warrior", you better wait until prayer is over before you come in this church.
This was too funny😂Here are a few more suggestions:
The Candy Confiscator- usually an elderly mother, she'll snatch that gum right out of your mouth. Can hear the crinkling of a mint wrapper from the distance of two sanctuaries
Holiness Is Still Right- issues out lap scarfs left and right.... cover them legs Catch-A-Man Carol!
Shouting on the Job- shouting along with the rest of everybody, forget the job, we're here to PRAIIIIISE!!!!
Ruth Mekuria I remember seeing an usher make a kid spit their gum into their gloved hand 😩😂
@@HaloHighlightz Yep, it happened to me as a grown woman!
I always takes my praise break...lol
Not “on the job” though 😂😭😭
@@amydickenson2597 I did last Friday night at work! Kurt Karr until daylight!!
The K-Cup on the pressure cooker lid made me holler!! 😂😂😂
The sweating and struggles like it’s always hot is so true 😂😂
🙋🏾♀️First Timer Here & I Loved It!
I needed this LAUGH desperately
🤣🤣🤣
2:04 When the inside of his shirt is whole stationary outlet, off licence, supermarket, fridge and utensil store! LOL!
You're awesome! keep creating content you will be big one day and it's very soon.
Ok
Bro😁✌ You done took me back to church in the 80's!'🥰🙏
I fight depression, this makes me want to live thank you for clean healthy, relatable church comedy. At time for some one like me a laugh is the line in the sand....thank you. Pray God continues to let you do this for everyone else cause its needed!
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Why doesn't this have more likes?.Baby God came so that you can have life and have it more abundantly.
this guy it's going to be famous in a few months, too much talent
This video is as LIT as that prayer was 0:45
"From the start to the finish,
From the beginning to the end,
From the pulpit to the door.
From the risers to the" desk chair in my room that I've been in for 77 x 7 days and counting...😂😂😂
The professional one too accurately 😂 they do be shaking they head to everything
BRO MY GRANDMOTHER WAS HEAD OF THE USHER BOARD AND SHE DID ALL OF THAT!!!🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣HELP ME I CANT CATCH MY BREATH 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Bro, you're straight funny. Too accurate. For real! You got talent. A merry heart and laughter does good like a medicine!
The prayer warrior was my mom 😂😂
Not while prayer...
No my grandma...OMG. As a kid them old Deacons would be praying u didnt move nor talk. If not u might get popped up side the head. I am 45 now this makes laugh because its true...I love it
The all in one and the Jr usher board is too accurate 😂😂
I will bring my own snacks.
Ever since I was little I always felt like people in church be doing the mosttttttttt💀
Thank you for making me laugh Brother! I lost my Dad a week ago but seeing this has truly brought me joy to my day, you are amazing! ❤
Dominique bless your heart. I lost my dad in May this year.
Sorry for both of your losses my deepest condolences😔😔😔
Creative and hilarious! I'm sitting here trying not to bust out laughing because its 5AM. When you was breeaviN heavy after retrieving the mints and cereal..I couldn't hold it in no mo.
This is so relatable 😂😂 watching all the way from Kenya 🇰🇪🇰🇪
The prayer warrior is the type that wakes those who sleep during service lmao
The accuracy is almost scary yo! I’m dead! 😂😂
I want an "All-in-One" usher, or to go to church right now. The one time we need Jesus to help us, we are stuck in quarantine.
Hey man. You don't have to go to church to meet with Jesus. He's with us always through the Holy Spirit 🤙 In fact the church is the body of Christ, which is what everyone in the church forms part of. He doesn't only want to meet with you in the church building 😄 it says in Joshua, "Do not be frightened, and do not be dismayed, for the Lord your God is with you wherever you go."
@Ryan Dunn: amen!! 🙏🏾 💯
Ryan Dunn Yes!! Amen!! 🙏🏽💖🙌🏽
He's with me in my house, so surely you can have him in your house. Don't have to go to a particular building to get the Lord. One day there will be no building for us to go to. We will have to have service ANYWHERE we can😇.
@@latishamitchell52 you said it sister!:)
BLESSED BRO...U R THE TOPS ON THIS ONE 4 2020...GREAT JOB...U WERE TASTEFULL...NON-BLASPHEMOUS...ASWELL AS HILARIOUSLY FUNNY AT THE SAME TIME...I LOST IT WITH LAUGHTER N MY SOUL WHEN U BROUGHT OUT THE BOWL & THE SILVER SPOON😯😆😆😆😷💜💜💜✔💯🙏.
Love this!!! Never gets old!!
THE PROFESSIONAL 😭😭
I’m the guilty prayer warrior lol🤣
Cedric Murdaugh PFFFBAHAHAHA!!!!😂😂😂
You did an amazing job playing the kid really spot on
The usher ministry need to be on point when go back to the house of God.
amen 🤣
I had a stroke reading this
he so funny bro
You delight me so much! Grace and peace from our Lord Jesus Christ!
packersfan1ful Amen!
When he tried to close that door on baby girl, I was crying laughing! 😂😂
Appreciate this as being an Usher l Usher for about 10 years and I can stay here right on point God bless you
Guy the all in one is crazy damn!!!!!
HILARIOUS!!!!!😂😂😂😂😂 Bro you need to make a WHOLE CHARACTER out of the mustache guy!! He needs his own segments lol
ALWAYS my favorite and the funniest!! Preciate the laughs man!
WOW, how convenient. Masterful!!!!!
Dude, you crack me up !!!
Bruh you be having me cracking up 😂😂😂😂
Keep'em coming !!!
Dude you are hilarious!!😂😂
Man, I love Emmanuel (the song he used) It's so fun to play it in church and we only perform it around christmas time :(
Real talk I'm not religious but I've been on the praise team as a musician for 3 years because of the sheer joy I get from the people there and being able to perform these joyful songs with my close pals in the band :)
Jesus loves you it's a relationship not just some religion
he'd be a good actor i love his skits
Mannn Im soooo weakkk never seen you Im glad I seen this in recommend 😭😭😭
Did my guy pull milk and cereal from out his shirt Hahahahahabaha😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
Hell nah!!! He is too funny! This is soooo true. That Jr Usher almost took me out. So glad this was in my suggested vids.😝😝😝😝😝😝😝😝😝😝 New subbie.🙌🏾💜
I love this skit. It’s so funny. The way you put your head down and move it from side to side is funny.
Lmao bruh do black church choir directors!
L That would be crazy funny I hope he does it😂😂😂😂
Omg yesss
😀 r
That's awesome! I've never gone to a "black" church, but I love to hear stories about them like this one 😂
@EnJoy Life And Smile ok, so the whole "dont plan anything else the rest of the day" is real?
@@mochs62512 yep! Especially if there is a special program later. Service ends, you eat, socialize, then you back for round 2. I miss it
@@indriadrayton1132 I kiss it too. :-(
Had I know how on point this was i would of watched it in the afternoon im waking up my whole household watching this . awesome stuff
Bro, this was hilarious!! Thank you!
Lmao you’re such a great actor
It’s “The Prayer Warrior” fa me cause like bruh LET ME THROUGH!! I jus cam out the bathroom man😭😭
😂😂😂😂
Yes!! Love it!! And you being handsome helps too!!💖💖😘
Love this!
Professional usher: licks fingers several times trying to get me a program.
Me: No thank you sir. Just send it to my email🤢
Latisha Mitchell I am HOLLERING!! Accurate, “never mind sir I’ll just follow along on someone else’s.”
@@beautifulsunset11 Lol😂😂😂
LMAO, NOT THE EMAIL. LOL.
you nailed it bother please keep them coming..we need laughs
The "prayer warrior" had me dead fr doe XD
The All in One and the Prayer Warrior had me dying way to go you earned a sub
😭🤣😭.
Hollering!!!!!! 😂😂😂😂😂 I needed that laugh!!
I'm an usher and I found this absolutely hilarious!!!
that holy head bobble is really everything
Lol that chill ass church music they he playing when everybody still comin in hit different
LOL who's really asking for mints and snacks this isn't a concession stand ma'am🤣🤣
What about the strict one who puts tissue up to your mouth and makes you spit out your gum
Especially after you just put in a fresh piece of gum too. I would be so upset. COGIC memories. 😂
Prayer Warrior took me out😂😂😂😂...that's me trying to slip in when I'm late for praise team
Spot on spot on...
The all In one my favorite. That had me beyond dead🤣🤣🤣
Oh God he's Spot on...lol💖
This series is really great, hope to see more soon.
Bro you killed everyone of these. The professional is on point.
He needs more subscribers
Ohhhh my gahhhd!!! Spot onn!!!
*pulls out toothbrush & toothpaste.*
It ain’t mints but uh...” Between that & the prayer warrior, I hollered! 🤣🤣🤣
The all in one😂😂😂
0:22 "The prayer warrior" 😂
😂😂😂
The professional one got me crying 😂😂😂
Great choice of music 🎶
When he brought out that milk, I lost it
"You only get one"
Keeps these coming love the videos
This is soo good!!
This dude is so funny
0:37 lmao that’s how they be😭🤣🤣
I can't even tell how relatable these are bro 😂😂
Lol 😂! I know ALL of these! Ps. the background music was amazing 😍❤️!
Hold on I’ll be back. I’m fina go get you some more subscribers