WHITE CHURCH VS. BLACK CHURCH
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- Опубликовано: 2 окт 2024
- FEAT: LEXI & Pam Henry
A fun parody on the differences between white and black churches obviously exaggerated. Hope this makes your day folks!! Don't forget to buy my new album "Phenomenal" which is in stores NOW! Best Buy, Walmart, iTunes
The 'white woman voice' impersonation is absolutely spot on. 😂😂😂😂😂
Ursus Mega that white chicks music 😂
It's on point 😂😂🤣🤣
She sounds like Gloria Bunker with that ditzy voice.🤣
it literally is great hahaha
a meeeeeeeeeeeezing
I know they are not playing A Thousand Miles. 😂😂😂
I'm 💀💀💀💀
They are!
hahahahahahaha
😄🙌I totally noticed!!!
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So true black churches be lit in a gospel way 😂😂😂
Lit isn't the rigth word
@@nidaph *right. 😑
RUclips Leader Not all...you would be surprised!!!
@@nidaph bruh shut up your profile ain't even ever a word lit is just a new word for cool
@@A-60-The-Coolest-Entity-Ever Wtf I was saying that because lit it's not the right word...black church are epic...You guys always search for negativity content
"If you're not going to be ready, musician, you can go home now...you can go home now" 😂
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Wilma Flintstone 🤣🤣 read this at exact time the video played there
Dig pick bipolar that’s every black church mother in a nutshell.
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Lol
as an ASIAN i love the black church culture !!! SO HYPED AND SO MUCH JOY AND DANCING AND PRAISING AND SINGING TO THE LORD, but of course each church have their own good and bad, at the end of the day, if you are truly worshiping the LORD, you shouldn't be minding how others view on you when you are singing praise to the LORD
Edit: I didn't know I had this much likes XDD Thanks everyone
I'm just gonna say, you look sooo cute Ahahahahaha
So trueee
Preach sister!!
I love black church culture too. Its the best and it feels so happy. But your right everyone does it different and as long as they follow god its ok
Right every church Is different and special in their own way
"If you're not ready musician you can go home now." Literally DECEASED 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂Yazzz tell him!!
Andre Acts Alot 😭😭😭😭
LMFAOOOO
Are your ready now? Lol. It's your world. I'm just living in it.
Literally passed out.
Pause. Did they really play a thousand miles for the white church prayer? LOL! I'm so done!
yes they did😂😂😂😂😂👍
what part
+Joauo Agosto 2.06
I almost fell over when I realized
gloria101231 YES HE DID LOL
“Husband’s actin’ a fool.” I’ve heard that so often! 😂
Caused she didn't make he no food
Often?? Guuuurl, that's sad...smh🤣🤣🤣
Vanessa Carlton's 1000 miles playing in the background of the white church prayer tho...
+guitargeekette that was a knock out
Yassss 😂I caught that 💀
I thought that was a White Chicks movie reference
lmfaoooo
+guitargeekette I couldn't stop laughing when I heard that..
We have an African church all I can say that this is accurate my dad is a pastor and he be complaining coz half of the people turn up when church about to end 😂
XOXjoyXOX __ that's because they don't want to hear the msg maybe its not interesting.Yet they want to make sure others saw them show up.I went to a church last year the people and loved the pastor but her preaching was boring.So I'd show up late.
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@@cynthiastevens8302 nah my famy legit would go through hell to get out the house to church on time but my grandma felt accomplished and like the devil had not succeeded on keeping her grandbabies from the lord if we made it there even 2 hours late lol it was always the devils fault our shoes were missing, my sister threw up breakfast, the dogs tore up the bathroom trash all through the house, the babies was having a tantrum, breakfast burnt, we spilt food on our good church clothes.... truth is 10am is too damn early on a Sunday for kids to be in a good mood and parents and grandparents to deal with every bodies bs. Being in your Sunday best and on time by 10 requires being up at 8am at least.... were up 7am and on time by 10am Easter Sunday and Christmas service. That's about it.
@@jasminevaliente96 It was always the devils fault. Lol 2 funny.
FACTS!!
People can't seem to laugh and enjoy. Oh well. FUNNY TO ME
This video is HILARIOUS! When are you going to do another one?!
Lol this is too funny
this is one of my favs i watch these three vids every day almost right after i watch bon que que/ king burger skit and the chocolate news David Allen Grier skit of him doing maye angelou benediction. so freakin funny
I love you lexi..... and yes I'm thirsty..lol
YOUR WIG FOR THE BLACK CHURCH GOERS IS ON FLEEK!!!
Lol, they look like the wayans in the movie "white chicks" 🤣😂🤣😂
That music in the background was from white chicks-
True🤣🤣🤣
@@kennethjames1837 noticed that 😂
I thought so to XD
“Curlers wouldn’t get hot!”😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂tell em sista girl!
Hahahaha
"It's your world, I'm just living in it" Chile, I got so TICKLED!! As a keyboardist in black churches y'all have NO CLUE what we deal with! 😂😂😂
EXACTLY
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Sis I know, they change up the song like real quick without telling you😂😂😂😂😂
Tell me about it
Truest statement ever lol
As a black girl who's been to many white and black churches, this was spot on. ESPECIALLY the black church😂😂😂
My church isn't like this at all
+IEat Humans u should change it
+IEat Humans your church isnt the only one that exists
+Jason Brye Stereotypes exist for a reason. Yes the video is exaggerated, that's what makes it funny. Black churches do tend to drag on unnecessarily... and people are excessively animated in black churches. I used to take mockery of religion very seriously as well, but not anymore, because I no longer believe in it.
Whats the name of this church sounds good?
And PLEASE don't forget the Church Announcement, and Offering Time when you have to get up and walk to the front and drop that money while the deacons and ushers watch you hands like hawks holding the baskets all TIGHT! 😆😆😄😂😄🤣
Anigye SihmoNah Foreallll
DEAD at her drinking the water 😆😂
That mm-hmm...mm-mmm.....mm-hmm...... Hahaha!
+Verowatches right 😂
ILoveMyHIU 😁😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
"Change your life" 😂😂😂😂
The best moment! hhahahahah
OMG! LMAO! Please do a video on black vs white hair salons!
Lori Rodney yas!!!!!!!
Yes
Excellent idea!!
I love African American churches there just so active and alive its not all the time you need to be serious in the house of God
I agree.
I'm white and my church isn't boring, this is racist.
+Minet Mann its called stereotypes and it'd not to offend any race
+Minet Mann no body said that white churches are boring..
Esther's Life in my church that pastor stopped services and donations and blasted the music so he could show off his footwork in my black church
The WHITE Church is SOOOOOOOO ACCURATE!!!
*White Church*: now we pray to our lord
*black Church*: IF I SAY JESUS LAWD THEN WE HAVIN A MIRACLE
My Pentecostal church is like that too 😂
It's a culture shock when I had to go to a different church 😭😭😭 church was so short and quiet
Yeah. Because some churches actually give a shit about tradition instead of turning the chruch into a fucking houseparty
Friendly Jester No, we just like to celebrate the lord. So stop disrespecting another type of church. So just stop. I just got back from church to.
@@sailorersa2644 One worships the lord. Turning the church into a houseparty isn't part of that. The sacrements and rituals must be properly upheld.
And they are, just in a different way then whichever Church you go to. Singing is also a huge part of that. So please don't disrespect another church. All churches are not the same.
Everyone has a different way of praising the lord.
"You gon sit there and look at me like you can't give God some praise" if this was not on point idk what was
Starts at 11
Say hi to EVERYBODY
find the guy that has gum
beg the guy who has gum
Church actually starts
Sing the same verse for half an hour
sing the same verse AGAIN
Pray....that the sermon will happen so you can stop standing
Pastor gets to the stand, and starts the choir up for another 45 mins
Actual sermon
almost fall asleep
offering
ends
find the guy who has gum again
say hi to everybody again
wait for your mom to say hi to everyone
AND THEN YOU LEAVE
Sushi Nums SO ACCURATE!!!😭💀
Accurate asf
Sushi Nums the accuracy
Ends at 4.
This is goddamn underated.
that is not even true, black people ain't never late for church. That is the only thing that black people are on time for. lol
Joanna Jackson tell it. be up and out the house at 7am sharp
Wow. You must've found exceptions because black ppl being late for service wasn't even exaggerated in the parody.
Glenn Abraham they did make fun of the ladies not getting there on time
i don't even know what time church start anymore 😂
My dad is a Sunday school teacher and he comes to church late every Sunday
As someone who has been to both white churches and a black churches (but grew up in black churches) this is almost accurate. The white part is more youth group than adult service but having the black church start late and singing the same song for 10 minutes is spot on.
Yumi Miyazaki 10 minutes! For real!! Q😂😂
@@lavondadebrito1178 Yes, indeed! Black church lasts all day. It's all good!
“It’s your world I’m just living in it”
IM WHEEZING AT HOW MUCH IVE HEARD THAT STATEMENT 😂😭
"...curlers wouldn't get hot."
Lol the musicial is playing the song from white chicks
shardae lee 😂😂😂😂😂
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I didn't even peep until i red your comment😂😂that and i seen this video so many times....wow👏🏾👏🏾💀💀
Did anyone hear the white church's background music
just noticed 😂😂😂😂😂
used to be just like the church my mom went to.
White chicks
makING MY WAY DOWNTOWN
Phoenix Rowell WALKING FAST FACES PAST AND IM HOMEBOUND
DUH DUH DUH DUH DUH DUH DUHHH
Dang why every body hating on the musician 😂
??:??pm is so right praise and worship last four hours.😂😂😂😂😂🤣🤣
For real PREACH
FOR REAL 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
Church website info: *lasts from **11:45** to **1:00*
Actual church: *starts at **12:20** and ends at **4:00*
@@raynea7154 Yess! 😂
If you're not going to be ready musician, you can go home now!" #dead
lmbo! That line alone had me in tears..
LOL I swear the musician has to be ready at all times. Ain't never no tellin when somebody gon break out with a song
HE'S AMEEEZIIING!!! 😂😂😂
Aduni Hutson
Yeah it’s is amezing.
I read this comment right when she said that!!😂😂😂💀
Ive caught myself saying that LOL and thats probably why my dominican fiance always jokes about me acting "cringy white" LOL
Aduni Hutson I thought it was so funny 😂
Black women people in chuch: ✋ _MMMMHMMMMM AMEN YES MMMHMMMMM PREACH_
black churh is the best place😇😇😇😇😇😇there is a lot of soul
Yeah...a place full of rich christian tradition.. -.-
Y'all need to go to a Pentecostal church. White or black that's one hell of an atmosphere.
Yes it is! I grew up in black Pentecostal churches where my grandfather is pastor and it was lit and i moved to florida with my mom and now go to an almost all white church and it's basically like the video except way more country. we ACTUALLY have a bamjo smh
Kastephany Quinn I go to a Pentecostal church and all we do is sing and dance while praising God. It's the best.
Kastephany Quinn. hispanics we pentecostal churches too jajaja
Kastephany Quinn yeess!!
Mrs. Tahir yes Amen!
To yall with the Negative comments calm down God has a sense of humor as well Gosh if yall can't laugh and have a good time how do u expect to live in Heaven it's nothing but a good time in Heaven
that's too hun
donald moncure let a white person do this.. what kind of feed back would a white person get? not fair
God shouldn’t be used as comedy
“He’s amASZZINGA”😂😂
Colorme Ty 💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀
??:??pm LMAO 😂😂😂😂😂😂
ikr 😂😂😂😂😂
ikr😂
Scrolled down just for this comment. Thanks for coming through, because that's exactly the point, I got a hernia laughing so hard.
Man, when she talks and then bursts out singing that is so hilarious to me! 😂😂😂
He's *AMEEEEEZING*
Keci Harvey. the re to fix a flat..oh 👋....grew up in Sand Springs Ok.this is spot on ..Right down rd from Marcus Haynes.Then Buford Colony ...this is realer. Than..lmao....been to this Church.
Dang .live this mini mini Docu.
LMAO I literally read your comment the moment they said 'AMEEEEEEEZING'
HOLLERING!
This is 100% accurate I am currently going to a white church that I have been going to since I was 8 and I went to my cousins church for the first time and he goes to a black church and omg it was so different! 😂 the music was so loud and it took forever to start service and end service!
Make sure u eat a hearty breakfast cos black church is a looooong day event 😭
It takes so many preliminaries before you finally get to the benediction, No I'll never belong to a Black church again. Visit yes but join never. If you're a single prosperous man everyone tries to get all up in your business and trying to play matchmaker......You don't get that in a White church
white church is wrong though
4:43 - ??:??pm 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Ha Ha. Nailed the white church syrupy sweet prayer! Ah-maeaezz-ing...
Same song for over an hour?
DING DING WE HAAAAAVVVE A WINNER 😅😅😅😅
Yupppppp
I couldn't with the way she was moving her mouth as a white girl 😂😂😂
2:09 *YOOO IS THAT "A THOUSAND MILES" BEING PLAYED* 😂😂😂
Lol yesss😂😂
black church 5 hours of preaching
y’all ain’t never played a thousand miles💀
aaron newman I JUSF CLOCKED THIS IM CRYING
YOOOOOOO🤣🤣🤣🤣
I thought they were suppose to be the white chicks too.
She does the BEST basic white girl impression.
I have been a member of both (and loved both). But I am CRACKING UP 😂 at this. 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
??:??pm
To a sleepy little black girl who was forced to go to church this time is completely accurate.
yes Lord i remember going to sleep in the choir stand when i was little because we kept a song going i was tired as a 5yr old repeating a song and on top of that the sermon was so long lol.
I am the sleepy little black girl every Sunday 😭😂
Don't forget about the super mean choir director will tap you on the shoulder if you fall asleep in church. He/she will tell your dad & your dad will beat you like you stole something.
This so reminds me of white chicks.. hilariousss!!
Where the hispanic churches at?? 🔥 fuegoooooooo
Fuego is right!!
I just Hollered😂
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what is it like
@@saberfan an awesome party!!!!
Black church wins like if u agree
Obviouslyyy😁😁
YESSS
Princezz whatever 😑
Lyndon mincey yassss
Who's watching this in 2020 besides me I can't stop laughing
The lateness is so real😂😂😂
Yessssssssssss lol never fails
You can't even get acting this good in a Tyler Perry film. Y'all are great actresses first off and the interpretations were AhMeeezing!!
This is so funny!!! I don't feel this is racist!!! I get it!!! I needed a laugh, you ladies are great!!!
I can't even lie. White church is just like this.
Hi
Basketball 100 to the white girls
Oh my Lord! I'm laughing so hard I'm crying...I've been to BOTH of those churches!!!! HAHA!!
And ya got Asian churches with screaming old men passively aggressively threatening how we all going to hell
Now we-
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HELPPP
either old men or boujee pastors who make it a habit to mention their trips to Israel or Australia or give snide remarks on the lgbt community 🤷♀️
you know you did comedy right when folks are TRIGGERRRRRED! your stuff is incredible thanks for the laughs
Lmbo!!! This is entirely accurate!! The white church is a bit exaggerated but the black church is dead on!!! Good job ladies!! 😂😂
Kevin Jackson I think It is exaggerated too
HER HAIR?!?!?! Lord have mercy. It looks like a BUSH 😭😭😂😂😂😂
+Nicole Olagesin LMAOOO
God blessed the black community with voices and freestyling skills. When y’all sing I feel it in my bones
VERY cliche, but unfortunately quite true for most UK churches. ;D
IngeniousFirefly if you ever come to the south, atlanta is fine, other big cities are fine but make sure when you're in between those cities dont stop to get gas unless you're packing heavy metal with high capacity
Lmao!
Jürgen Samoilov And the funny thing is that you most likely have never even been out of the house, let alone the country. Do you own a passport? Are you familiar with the visa process? Or even how to find your seat on an aircraft?
this is so funny even though I'm watching in 2016 this is accurate lol.
Guys it's a PARODY. Both white and black churches don't act like this in real life... The video is supposed to be exaggerated for entertainment purposes. Get your panties out of a wad.
Gabrielle Nixon Black church was spot on tho 😂😂😂😂
Lmao, this kinda is how white church is, from what I’ve seen the times I was able to stay awake. Black church is so lively, service should be a celebration of thanking god for life and good health.
Yes... I agree.
"The times I was able to stay awake" 😭🤣🤣🤣🤣
hi!!!! good morning!!!! i lost it 😂😂😂😂
a little bit of bubblegum!! take me now Lord
Fiyinfoluwa Aduke Me to 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
Same 😭😭😭💀😂😂😂
The white church is an exaggeration of a megachurch- my medium-sized white church (Lutheran, too) is not at all like that.
But it's pretty spot-on for megachurches.
Ironic I always get this vibe from small white churches the mega churches in my area are always high of energy because they're usually younger have music schools and whole bands and a lot of random rock music sessions going on lol multiple pastors and they like to mix age groups up sometimes it's a bit much for me then all the small white churches I go to smell like moth balls and quiet humble praise for their lord lol it's mostly old people that go to the small Lutheran and Baptist churches in central florida though. I need a good in between like a solid sized nondemonational church idk
I heard a thousand miles playing in the background I AM SCREAMINGGGG
White church black church it doesn't matter... above all else guard your 💓 4 everything u do flows from it
"You can go home now!!" ROFL
It's your world I'm just living in it
"and lord .....we just want to say.....we love you
almost died😂😂😂😂🙉😆😆
I really need to go to a black church more often! Wake up my "SOUL"!!! Love it!
Me, all the way from Africa: "Is this really true??? 😳" 😂😂"
Yes !
I'm a white, ex-Catholic invited to a Black baptist church service by a co-worker and it is very true. After years of going to Catholic mass and Catholic school, it was like being on another planet.
Yea, pretty accurate
@@mmedefarge my friend felt the same. hes a catholic and i invited him to come to my church. my friend got scared after everyone spoke in tongue language 😂
Pretty accurate lol
It's not mocking God they didn't say anything Derogatory about God they're mocking people, and the reality of how people act. God has a sense of humor as well get one
I’m catholic but I’ve been IN LOVE with protestant comedy channels lately
This is hilarious
Im African American And This Is So Accurate I ❤️ My Church
Ok, but both are extremely accurate and inaccurate at the same time??
Is 1000 miles playing in the white girl's background? Lol!
He's A-meeeeeeeee-zing
akoli17 17 Liz G from Publizity probably attends this church
The "ameeezing" girls make me want to perform in blackface.
I'm dead. That is honestly how both are. White churches they end right on time, black churches 30 hours later, we're still singing and speaking in tongues, and we have a whole market after church with everyone selling something
Totally agree, the elders at my church are always cooking and serving food😊
"Shut up! Shut up! Oooohhh Ahhh!" 😂
She's saying "shot up" as in the spirit felt like fire that SHOT UP in my bones.... I don't know why this is a black church thing, but it is
@@PIMPIN_SINCE_BEEN_PIMPIN ... really dude?
man I love African-American churches they represent the culture of our community and they are the center of our community
Mhambi Musonda they are the,HOPE of the community! Amen!
How do they represent the culture?
Mhambi Musonda same
Kyra Noelle you stupid, they represent our culture of religion
@AMSLPI Stop being so damn facetious. You knew what they meant, you're intentionally choosing to act obtuse. When they said it represents their culture, they were saying it's a representation of how they worship the Lord, not the culture itself. And there ain't nothing wrong with that but you're just over here nitpicking and trying to start shit. Or maybe you really are that stupid and ignorant. Either way, grow up.
"well...its all heaven"😭😭😭😭
The white girls eyebrows I can't
Idk why they do that
Wow no wonders blacks love church. 20 min preach and the rest is songs🤣🥺
For me as a Latino It’s an hour of singing and a half of preach
MFAOOAQOWOODOCO💀💀💀💀💀🤣
These are so funny and true! I love the refreshing chance to chuckle with both churches. Remembering we are one body, so there is rhythm and prompness as we balance ourselves out! Love to all that claim Christ as the only way. keep the humor comin ya'll cause this pastor's wife needs it! PRAISE GOD FROM WHOM ALL CHURCH HUMOR FLOWS!
lmaoo she actually sounds like a white lady
I swear I Thought service at a white church went something like this.. until I was out of town one Sunday and I actually went to one. They were singing, praising, rejoicing and it didn't seem that much different from a black church (just a little more toned down) but they were having some Church up in there!! lol I was shocked but I really enjoyed it.
Must've been apostolic or southern baptists.
It depends on the denomination. The white church in this vid would b like catholic or something
I'm Apostolic.
The acting in this is amaaazing like to the tiniest detail. Hilarious!! 😂😂😂
*My granny is exactly like Sista Butler lmao. But on another note Sista Jackson is dressed DOWN honey YES.*
Why... Why is this in my recomended?
Its based off of what channels you subscribe to
Oh.. I ONLY SUBSCRIBE TO SINGERS AND ENGLISH DUB-ERS Mato S
mine too lol
Cause its funny
Tj Hairston no.. it wasn't.
Y'all chill not all of it was true but some was it's a joke laught this world is so crazy some of y'all forgot how to laugh
I lost it when dude started playing Vanessa Carlton 💀😂😂
“amazzzzzzingggg”
Lmao he's playing 1,000 miles in the whit church 😂😂
Yea i HEARD THAT lol!