WHITE CHURCH VS. BLACK CHURCH

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  • Опубликовано: 21 дек 2024

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  • @ursusmega2803
    @ursusmega2803 6 лет назад +3537

    The 'white woman voice' impersonation is absolutely spot on. 😂😂😂😂😂

  • @Nicprofication
    @Nicprofication 6 лет назад +3587

    as an ASIAN i love the black church culture !!! SO HYPED AND SO MUCH JOY AND DANCING AND PRAISING AND SINGING TO THE LORD, but of course each church have their own good and bad, at the end of the day, if you are truly worshiping the LORD, you shouldn't be minding how others view on you when you are singing praise to the LORD
    Edit: I didn't know I had this much likes XDD Thanks everyone

    • @nalanickole930
      @nalanickole930 6 лет назад +100

      I'm just gonna say, you look sooo cute Ahahahahaha

    • @belindabernard-robinson7738
      @belindabernard-robinson7738 6 лет назад +33

      So trueee

    • @alexandra_9818
      @alexandra_9818 6 лет назад +29

      Preach sister!!

    • @gaarasama1247
      @gaarasama1247 6 лет назад +72

      I love black church culture too. Its the best and it feels so happy. But your right everyone does it different and as long as they follow god its ok

    • @dtpeacelive8500
      @dtpeacelive8500 6 лет назад +22

      Right every church Is different and special in their own way

  • @KCH732
    @KCH732 7 лет назад +1482

    I know they are not playing A Thousand Miles. 😂😂😂

  • @Wilma.Flintstone
    @Wilma.Flintstone 5 лет назад +1416

    "If you're not going to be ready, musician, you can go home now...you can go home now" 😂

    • @annegachanja3468
      @annegachanja3468 5 лет назад +16

      🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

    • @Face256
      @Face256 5 лет назад +17

      Wilma Flintstone 🤣🤣 read this at exact time the video played there

    • @princenadroj9766
      @princenadroj9766 5 лет назад +7

      Dig pick bipolar that’s every black church mother in a nutshell.

    • @antmuk94
      @antmuk94 4 года назад +2

      😂😂😂

    • @lesliesmith3452
      @lesliesmith3452 4 года назад +2

      Lol

  • @youtubeleader4043
    @youtubeleader4043 6 лет назад +2454

    So true black churches be lit in a gospel way 😂😂😂

    • @nidaph
      @nidaph 6 лет назад +2

      Lit isn't the rigth word

    • @redvelvetlover1461
      @redvelvetlover1461 5 лет назад +18

      @@nidaph *right. 😑

    • @maryrey789
      @maryrey789 5 лет назад +3

      RUclips Leader Not all...you would be surprised!!!

    • @A-60-The-Coolest-Entity-Ever
      @A-60-The-Coolest-Entity-Ever 5 лет назад +6

      @@nidaph bruh shut up your profile ain't even ever a word lit is just a new word for cool

    • @nidaph
      @nidaph 5 лет назад +10

      @@A-60-The-Coolest-Entity-Ever Wtf I was saying that because lit it's not the right word...black church are epic...You guys always search for negativity content

  • @mulangasarahmbayabu1119
    @mulangasarahmbayabu1119 7 лет назад +638

    “Curlers wouldn’t get hot!”😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂tell em sista girl!

  • @AndreTalksAlot
    @AndreTalksAlot 8 лет назад +986

    "If you're not ready musician you can go home now." Literally DECEASED 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂Yazzz tell him!!

    • @tankcoleman9508
      @tankcoleman9508 6 лет назад +1

      Andre Acts Alot 😭😭😭😭

    • @iMelanin
      @iMelanin 6 лет назад +1

      LMFAOOOO

    • @chellywhit
      @chellywhit 5 лет назад +7

      Are your ready now? Lol. It's your world. I'm just living in it.

    • @luvleelocs22
      @luvleelocs22 5 лет назад

      Literally passed out.

  • @robinw7193
    @robinw7193 4 года назад +436

    “Husband’s actin’ a fool.” I’ve heard that so often! 😂

  • @aliyahboswell4675
    @aliyahboswell4675 7 лет назад +933

    "It's your world, I'm just living in it" Chile, I got so TICKLED!! As a keyboardist in black churches y'all have NO CLUE what we deal with! 😂😂😂

  • @joycelyn_1935
    @joycelyn_1935 6 лет назад +1576

    We have an African church all I can say that this is accurate my dad is a pastor and he be complaining coz half of the people turn up when church about to end 😂

    • @cynthiastevens8302
      @cynthiastevens8302 6 лет назад +29

      XOXjoyXOX __ that's because they don't want to hear the msg maybe its not interesting.Yet they want to make sure others saw them show up.I went to a church last year the people and loved the pastor but her preaching was boring.So I'd show up late.

    • @tilemarron
      @tilemarron 6 лет назад +5

      😂😂😂😂😂

    • @jasminevaliente96
      @jasminevaliente96 5 лет назад +21

      @@cynthiastevens8302 nah my famy legit would go through hell to get out the house to church on time but my grandma felt accomplished and like the devil had not succeeded on keeping her grandbabies from the lord if we made it there even 2 hours late lol it was always the devils fault our shoes were missing, my sister threw up breakfast, the dogs tore up the bathroom trash all through the house, the babies was having a tantrum, breakfast burnt, we spilt food on our good church clothes.... truth is 10am is too damn early on a Sunday for kids to be in a good mood and parents and grandparents to deal with every bodies bs. Being in your Sunday best and on time by 10 requires being up at 8am at least.... were up 7am and on time by 10am Easter Sunday and Christmas service. That's about it.

    • @cynthiastevens8302
      @cynthiastevens8302 5 лет назад +5

      @@jasminevaliente96 It was always the devils fault. Lol 2 funny.

    • @mxchic05
      @mxchic05 5 лет назад +2

      FACTS!!

  • @gloria101231
    @gloria101231 9 лет назад +1474

    Pause. Did they really play a thousand miles for the white church prayer? LOL! I'm so done!

    • @janicelouis45
      @janicelouis45 9 лет назад +32

      yes they did😂😂😂😂😂👍

    • @15JOGUI
      @15JOGUI 9 лет назад

      what part

    • @janicelouis45
      @janicelouis45 8 лет назад

      +Joauo Agosto 2.06

    • @pygynz
      @pygynz 7 лет назад +10

      I almost fell over when I realized

    • @BBT609
      @BBT609 7 лет назад +11

      gloria101231 YES HE DID LOL

  • @stephm8932
    @stephm8932 5 лет назад +184

    The WHITE Church is SOOOOOOOO ACCURATE!!!

  • @BookCrak
    @BookCrak 8 лет назад +418

    As someone who has been to both white churches and a black churches (but grew up in black churches) this is almost accurate. The white part is more youth group than adult service but having the black church start late and singing the same song for 10 minutes is spot on.

    • @lavondadebrito1178
      @lavondadebrito1178 6 лет назад +2

      Yumi Miyazaki 10 minutes! For real!! Q😂😂

    • @Powerduo88
      @Powerduo88 Год назад

      ​@@lavondadebrito1178 Yes, indeed! Black church lasts all day. It's all good!

  • @pia8088
    @pia8088 8 лет назад +453

    "...curlers wouldn't get hot."

  • @taqiyelmaadi8152
    @taqiyelmaadi8152 6 лет назад +573

    *White Church*: now we pray to our lord
    *black Church*: IF I SAY JESUS LAWD THEN WE HAVIN A MIRACLE

    • @lexis.7366
      @lexis.7366 2 года назад +1

      My Pentecostal church is like that too 😂

  • @jasondraposey2619
    @jasondraposey2619 4 года назад +166

    "You gon sit there and look at me like you can't give God some praise" if this was not on point idk what was

  • @estherslife2777
    @estherslife2777 8 лет назад +1174

    I love African American churches there just so active and alive its not all the time you need to be serious in the house of God

    • @BloodyHollow777
      @BloodyHollow777 8 лет назад +8

      I agree.

    • @CustodianHadrian
      @CustodianHadrian 8 лет назад +8

      I'm white and my church isn't boring, this is racist.

    • @morii7575
      @morii7575 8 лет назад +61

      +Minet Mann its called stereotypes and it'd not to offend any race

    • @anttheartistt
      @anttheartistt 8 лет назад +47

      +Minet Mann no body said that white churches are boring..

    • @Erdenesetseg
      @Erdenesetseg 8 лет назад +20

      Esther's Life in my church that pastor stopped services and donations and blasted the music so he could show off his footwork in my black church

  • @caressaclark1042
    @caressaclark1042 8 лет назад +2258

    As a black girl who's been to many white and black churches, this was spot on. ESPECIALLY the black church😂😂😂

    • @kayl7296
      @kayl7296 8 лет назад +9

      My church isn't like this at all

    • @malikhastings5630
      @malikhastings5630 8 лет назад +3

      +IEat Humans u should change it

    • @lokkedupnj6247
      @lokkedupnj6247 8 лет назад +6

      +IEat Humans your church isnt the only one that exists

    • @caressaclark1042
      @caressaclark1042 8 лет назад +25

      +Jason Brye Stereotypes exist for a reason. Yes the video is exaggerated, that's what makes it funny. Black churches do tend to drag on unnecessarily... and people are excessively animated in black churches. I used to take mockery of religion very seriously as well, but not anymore, because I no longer believe in it.

    • @djeanmary7
      @djeanmary7 8 лет назад +1

      Whats the name of this church sounds good?

  • @nova8560
    @nova8560 7 лет назад +410

    Starts at 11
    Say hi to EVERYBODY
    find the guy that has gum
    beg the guy who has gum
    Church actually starts
    Sing the same verse for half an hour
    sing the same verse AGAIN
    Pray....that the sermon will happen so you can stop standing
    Pastor gets to the stand, and starts the choir up for another 45 mins
    Actual sermon
    almost fall asleep
    offering
    ends
    find the guy who has gum again
    say hi to everybody again
    wait for your mom to say hi to everyone
    AND THEN YOU LEAVE

  • @imaraperson3928
    @imaraperson3928 5 лет назад +135

    “It’s your world I’m just living in it”
    IM WHEEZING AT HOW MUCH IVE HEARD THAT STATEMENT 😂😭

  • @zemoniescott876
    @zemoniescott876 8 лет назад +900

    Did anyone hear the white church's background music

    • @triceMMJr
      @triceMMJr 8 лет назад +16

      just noticed 😂😂😂😂😂

    • @nora4981
      @nora4981 8 лет назад +36

      used to be just like the church my mom went to.

    • @jamahzea
      @jamahzea 7 лет назад +22

      White chicks

    • @phoenjx75
      @phoenjx75 7 лет назад +13

      makING MY WAY DOWNTOWN

    • @aaronnewman7573
      @aaronnewman7573 7 лет назад +3

      Phoenix Rowell WALKING FAST FACES PAST AND IM HOMEBOUND
      DUH DUH DUH DUH DUH DUH DUHHH

  • @Tristan11406
    @Tristan11406 8 лет назад +1323

    DEAD at her drinking the water 😆😂

    • @Verowatches
      @Verowatches 8 лет назад +63

      That mm-hmm...mm-mmm.....mm-hmm...... Hahaha!

    • @Tristan11406
      @Tristan11406 8 лет назад +14

      +Verowatches right 😂

    • @YanziiAuad
      @YanziiAuad 7 лет назад +4

      ILoveMyHIU 😁😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

    • @krazyboi42
      @krazyboi42 7 лет назад +13

      "Change your life" 😂😂😂😂

    • @mailsonls12
      @mailsonls12 7 лет назад +7

      The best moment! hhahahahah

  • @daisneylacroix
    @daisneylacroix 7 лет назад +637

    It's a culture shock when I had to go to a different church 😭😭😭 church was so short and quiet

    • @friendlyjester8482
      @friendlyjester8482 5 лет назад +10

      Yeah. Because some churches actually give a shit about tradition instead of turning the chruch into a fucking houseparty

    • @sailorersa2644
      @sailorersa2644 5 лет назад +76

      Friendly Jester No, we just like to celebrate the lord. So stop disrespecting another type of church. So just stop. I just got back from church to.

    • @friendlyjester8482
      @friendlyjester8482 5 лет назад +2

      @@sailorersa2644 One worships the lord. Turning the church into a houseparty isn't part of that. The sacrements and rituals must be properly upheld.

    • @sailorersa2644
      @sailorersa2644 5 лет назад +58

      And they are, just in a different way then whichever Church you go to. Singing is also a huge part of that. So please don't disrespect another church. All churches are not the same.

    • @sailorersa2644
      @sailorersa2644 5 лет назад +42

      Everyone has a different way of praising the lord.

  • @sihmonahblyf4733
    @sihmonahblyf4733 5 лет назад +242

    And PLEASE don't forget the Church Announcement, and Offering Time when you have to get up and walk to the front and drop that money while the deacons and ushers watch you hands like hawks holding the baskets all TIGHT! 😆😆😄😂😄🤣

  • @lorilinelle
    @lorilinelle 8 лет назад +952

    OMG! LMAO! Please do a video on black vs white hair salons!

  • @guitargeekette
    @guitargeekette 9 лет назад +653

    Vanessa Carlton's 1000 miles playing in the background of the white church prayer tho...

    • @hanman58
      @hanman58 9 лет назад

      +guitargeekette that was a knock out

    • @mochak.
      @mochak. 9 лет назад +8

      Yassss 😂I caught that 💀

    • @LUXE_BABY
      @LUXE_BABY 9 лет назад +15

      I thought that was a White Chicks movie reference

    • @gareshadeabreu3238
      @gareshadeabreu3238 9 лет назад

      lmfaoooo

    • @bellefilleayisien
      @bellefilleayisien 8 лет назад +29

      +guitargeekette I couldn't stop laughing when I heard that..

  • @keci613
    @keci613 7 лет назад +481

    He's *AMEEEEEZING*

    • @jerimccombs6245
      @jerimccombs6245 5 лет назад +2

      Keci Harvey. the re to fix a flat..oh 👋....grew up in Sand Springs Ok.this is spot on ..Right down rd from Marcus Haynes.Then Buford Colony ...this is realer. Than..lmao....been to this Church.
      Dang .live this mini mini Docu.

    • @thequeenesther3934
      @thequeenesther3934 5 лет назад +1

      LMAO I literally read your comment the moment they said 'AMEEEEEEEZING'

    • @zurimcfarlane6348
      @zurimcfarlane6348 5 лет назад +1

      HOLLERING!

  • @cegecej
    @cegecej 6 лет назад +175

    Lol, they look like the wayans in the movie "white chicks" 🤣😂🤣😂

  • @dawnkassia1070
    @dawnkassia1070 8 лет назад +489

    Lol the musicial is playing the song from white chicks

    • @matteus93BR
      @matteus93BR 6 лет назад

      shardae lee 😂😂😂😂😂

    • @chanerd5386
      @chanerd5386 6 лет назад

      😂😂😂😂😩

    • @tusjinn9274
      @tusjinn9274 6 лет назад

      😂😂😂😂😂

    • @takingitonedayatatime7851
      @takingitonedayatatime7851 6 лет назад +2

      I didn't even peep until i red your comment😂😂that and i seen this video so many times....wow👏🏾👏🏾💀💀

  • @joannajackson483
    @joannajackson483 8 лет назад +1477

    that is not even true, black people ain't never late for church. That is the only thing that black people are on time for. lol

    • @slaymarie_rdh_2B
      @slaymarie_rdh_2B 7 лет назад +113

      Joanna Jackson tell it. be up and out the house at 7am sharp

    • @glennabraham2345
      @glennabraham2345 7 лет назад +113

      Wow. You must've found exceptions because black ppl being late for service wasn't even exaggerated in the parody.

    • @slaymarie_rdh_2B
      @slaymarie_rdh_2B 7 лет назад +14

      Glenn Abraham they did make fun of the ladies not getting there on time

    • @shaquillarobinson633
      @shaquillarobinson633 7 лет назад +77

      i don't even know what time church start anymore 😂

    • @ashnwill8396
      @ashnwill8396 7 лет назад +46

      My dad is a Sunday school teacher and he comes to church late every Sunday

  • @adunihutson8249
    @adunihutson8249 7 лет назад +483

    HE'S AMEEEZIIING!!! 😂😂😂

    • @karengabriella4057
      @karengabriella4057 6 лет назад

      Aduni Hutson

    • @austroli
      @austroli 6 лет назад +3

      Yeah it’s is amezing.

    • @shanicawilliams93
      @shanicawilliams93 6 лет назад +9

      I read this comment right when she said that!!😂😂😂💀

    • @RachelSalvadore
      @RachelSalvadore 5 лет назад

      Ive caught myself saying that LOL and thats probably why my dominican fiance always jokes about me acting "cringy white" LOL

    • @redriot_braingoeszoom
      @redriot_braingoeszoom 5 лет назад

      Aduni Hutson I thought it was so funny 😂

  • @warwick802
    @warwick802 4 года назад +79

    Black women people in chuch: ✋ _MMMMHMMMMM AMEN YES MMMHMMMMM PREACH_

  • @dmoncure97
    @dmoncure97 8 лет назад +251

    To yall with the Negative comments calm down God has a sense of humor as well Gosh if yall can't laugh and have a good time how do u expect to live in Heaven it's nothing but a good time in Heaven

    • @therays4334
      @therays4334 7 лет назад +1

      that's too hun

    • @priscillacervantes9686
      @priscillacervantes9686 7 лет назад +4

      donald moncure let a white person do this.. what kind of feed back would a white person get? not fair

    • @cherylfields3599
      @cherylfields3599 7 лет назад +4

      God shouldn’t be used as comedy

  • @MsQuinn-cv1pi
    @MsQuinn-cv1pi 8 лет назад +484

    Y'all need to go to a Pentecostal church. White or black that's one hell of an atmosphere.

    • @shamiajohnson9954
      @shamiajohnson9954 8 лет назад +53

      Yes it is! I grew up in black Pentecostal churches where my grandfather is pastor and it was lit and i moved to florida with my mom and now go to an almost all white church and it's basically like the video except way more country. we ACTUALLY have a bamjo smh

    • @user-dw4yr3je8m
      @user-dw4yr3je8m 7 лет назад +37

      Kastephany Quinn I go to a Pentecostal church and all we do is sing and dance while praising God. It's the best.

    • @lesliearias1240
      @lesliearias1240 7 лет назад +23

      Kastephany Quinn. hispanics we pentecostal churches too jajaja

    • @rucinitiva7249
      @rucinitiva7249 7 лет назад

      Kastephany Quinn yeess!!

    • @gracagigi6322
      @gracagigi6322 7 лет назад

      Mrs. Tahir yes Amen!

  • @minigreen26
    @minigreen26 6 лет назад +264

    ??:??pm is so right praise and worship last four hours.😂😂😂😂😂🤣🤣

    • @tirzxh
      @tirzxh 6 лет назад +9

      For real PREACH

    • @charleeradford3813
      @charleeradford3813 5 лет назад +4

      FOR REAL 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

    • @raynea7154
      @raynea7154 5 лет назад +11

      Church website info: *lasts from **11:45** to **1:00*
      Actual church: *starts at **12:20** and ends at **4:00*

    • @michellelyston8566
      @michellelyston8566 4 года назад +2

      @@raynea7154 Yess! 😂

  • @mysteriousartist1231
    @mysteriousartist1231 5 лет назад +140

    Dang why every body hating on the musician 😂

  • @aaronnewman7573
    @aaronnewman7573 7 лет назад +191

    y’all ain’t never played a thousand miles💀

    • @zachariah.j.j
      @zachariah.j.j 4 года назад +5

      aaron newman I JUSF CLOCKED THIS IM CRYING

    • @emmepartyka0731
      @emmepartyka0731 4 года назад +4

      YOOOOOOO🤣🤣🤣🤣

    • @idkmyname1448
      @idkmyname1448 4 года назад +5

      I thought they were suppose to be the white chicks too.

  • @Siammers
    @Siammers 7 лет назад +414

    black churh is the best place😇😇😇😇😇😇there is a lot of soul

  • @jacobk9322
    @jacobk9322 6 лет назад +124

    Lmao, this kinda is how white church is, from what I’ve seen the times I was able to stay awake. Black church is so lively, service should be a celebration of thanking god for life and good health.

    • @paulsmith3128
      @paulsmith3128 5 лет назад +1

      Yes... I agree.

    • @factsfeiten2977
      @factsfeiten2977 4 года назад +11

      "The times I was able to stay awake" 😭🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @ykzbunnyyt37
    @ykzbunnyyt37 8 лет назад +115

    I couldn't with the way she was moving her mouth as a white girl 😂😂😂

  • @JarelTheArtist
    @JarelTheArtist 8 лет назад +97

    you know you did comedy right when folks are TRIGGERRRRRED! your stuff is incredible thanks for the laughs

  • @YasmineChukwu
    @YasmineChukwu 8 лет назад +86

    Man, when she talks and then bursts out singing that is so hilarious to me! 😂😂😂

  • @colormety9308
    @colormety9308 6 лет назад +101

    “He’s amASZZINGA”😂😂

    • @CrackberryMe
      @CrackberryMe 4 года назад +4

      Colorme Ty 💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀

  • @thedolphinviolinist3160
    @thedolphinviolinist3160 7 лет назад +100

    Same song for over an hour?
    DING DING WE HAAAAAVVVE A WINNER 😅😅😅😅

  • @onlylonelystars9268
    @onlylonelystars9268 7 лет назад +48

    The white church is an exaggeration of a megachurch- my medium-sized white church (Lutheran, too) is not at all like that.
    But it's pretty spot-on for megachurches.

    • @jasminevaliente96
      @jasminevaliente96 5 лет назад

      Ironic I always get this vibe from small white churches the mega churches in my area are always high of energy because they're usually younger have music schools and whole bands and a lot of random rock music sessions going on lol multiple pastors and they like to mix age groups up sometimes it's a bit much for me then all the small white churches I go to smell like moth balls and quiet humble praise for their lord lol it's mostly old people that go to the small Lutheran and Baptist churches in central florida though. I need a good in between like a solid sized nondemonational church idk

  • @lexitelevision
    @lexitelevision  10 лет назад +1713

    People can't seem to laugh and enjoy. Oh well. FUNNY TO ME

    • @akahoneydip
      @akahoneydip 10 лет назад +11

      This video is HILARIOUS! When are you going to do another one?!

    • @tae-vaughnsmith9618
      @tae-vaughnsmith9618 10 лет назад +4

      Lol this is too funny

    • @DOrielCapel
      @DOrielCapel 10 лет назад +1

      this is one of my favs i watch these three vids every day almost right after i watch bon que que/ king burger skit and the chocolate news David Allen Grier skit of him doing maye angelou benediction. so freakin funny

    • @albertclark3552
      @albertclark3552 10 лет назад +2

      I love you lexi..... and yes I'm thirsty..lol

    • @christinemarrow3637
      @christinemarrow3637 10 лет назад +7

      YOUR WIG FOR THE BLACK CHURCH GOERS IS ON FLEEK!!!

  • @totallyterika8949
    @totallyterika8949 5 лет назад +47

    You can't even get acting this good in a Tyler Perry film. Y'all are great actresses first off and the interpretations were AhMeeezing!!

  • @delainnabatoon
    @delainnabatoon 7 лет назад +94

    I have been a member of both (and loved both). But I am CRACKING UP 😂 at this. 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

  • @melb29
    @melb29 6 лет назад +112

    2:09 *YOOO IS THAT "A THOUSAND MILES" BEING PLAYED* 😂😂😂

  • @baribari2534
    @baribari2534 10 лет назад +90

    If you're not going to be ready musician, you can go home now!" #dead

    • @SLA239
      @SLA239 10 лет назад +4

      lmbo! That line alone had me in tears..

    • @roxynicolee
      @roxynicolee 10 лет назад +12

      LOL I swear the musician has to be ready at all times. Ain't never no tellin when somebody gon break out with a song

  • @AndreCrema97
    @AndreCrema97 5 лет назад +27

    I’m catholic but I’ve been IN LOVE with protestant comedy channels lately
    This is hilarious

  • @vickiutzman7593
    @vickiutzman7593 5 лет назад +35

    I really need to go to a black church more often! Wake up my "SOUL"!!! Love it!

  • @ilovetotour
    @ilovetotour 4 года назад +128

    This is 100% accurate I am currently going to a white church that I have been going to since I was 8 and I went to my cousins church for the first time and he goes to a black church and omg it was so different! 😂 the music was so loud and it took forever to start service and end service!

    • @knmonlinemedia
      @knmonlinemedia 4 года назад +16

      Make sure u eat a hearty breakfast cos black church is a looooong day event 😭

    • @Ma1nguy
      @Ma1nguy 3 года назад +1

      It takes so many preliminaries before you finally get to the benediction, No I'll never belong to a Black church again. Visit yes but join never. If you're a single prosperous man everyone tries to get all up in your business and trying to play matchmaker......You don't get that in a White church

    • @ahuman7973
      @ahuman7973 3 года назад

      white church is wrong though

    • @td5604
      @td5604 3 года назад

      4:43 - ??:??pm 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @rachellee2285
    @rachellee2285 4 года назад +25

    God blessed the black community with voices and freestyling skills. When y’all sing I feel it in my bones

  • @kimberlyjanice8267
    @kimberlyjanice8267 5 лет назад +83

    Where the hispanic churches at?? 🔥 fuegoooooooo

  • @heyman5911
    @heyman5911 6 лет назад +80

    White church black church it doesn't matter... above all else guard your 💓 4 everything u do flows from it

  • @imjustheretocommentate
    @imjustheretocommentate 5 лет назад +51

    And ya got Asian churches with screaming old men passively aggressively threatening how we all going to hell

    • @LuvKitKatt
      @LuvKitKatt 4 года назад +5

      Now we-

    • @PassportBrosAndBlondeManWeaves
      @PassportBrosAndBlondeManWeaves 4 года назад +1

      🤣

    • @bitsolight
      @bitsolight 2 года назад +1

      HELPPP
      either old men or boujee pastors who make it a habit to mention their trips to Israel or Australia or give snide remarks on the lgbt community 🤷‍♀️

  • @Klisa888
    @Klisa888 4 года назад +47

    Who's watching this in 2020 besides me I can't stop laughing

  • @cnschap
    @cnschap 9 лет назад +104

    Ha Ha. Nailed the white church syrupy sweet prayer! Ah-maeaezz-ing...

  • @thegirlts
    @thegirlts 7 лет назад +124

    The lateness is so real😂😂😂

    • @saterra6698
      @saterra6698 5 лет назад +1

      Yessssssssssss lol never fails

  • @AstoldbyNicole
    @AstoldbyNicole 11 лет назад +41

    Lmbo!!! This is entirely accurate!! The white church is a bit exaggerated but the black church is dead on!!! Good job ladies!! 😂😂

    • @TtylAriana
      @TtylAriana 11 лет назад +3

      Kevin Jackson I think It is exaggerated too

  • @londielee
    @londielee 5 лет назад +10

    I've seen this before!! It's STILL hilarious!! I'm in tears as I read these comments and validating them at the same time. Gotta love the way black folk praise and worship!! We go IN at church. We love Jesus.

  • @nicoleolagesin2640
    @nicoleolagesin2640 8 лет назад +41

    HER HAIR?!?!?! Lord have mercy. It looks like a BUSH 😭😭😂😂😂😂

  • @SophiscatedladyLo
    @SophiscatedladyLo 8 лет назад +110

    "You can go home now!!" ROFL

    • @jordonhanlan
      @jordonhanlan 6 лет назад

      It's your world I'm just living in it

  • @searching4narnia436
    @searching4narnia436 7 лет назад +61

    Oh my Lord! I'm laughing so hard I'm crying...I've been to BOTH of those churches!!!! HAHA!!

  • @MindYourOwn777
    @MindYourOwn777 6 лет назад +54

    "Shut up! Shut up! Oooohhh Ahhh!" 😂

    • @PIMPIN_SINCE_BEEN_PIMPIN
      @PIMPIN_SINCE_BEEN_PIMPIN 5 лет назад +1

      She's saying "shot up" as in the spirit felt like fire that SHOT UP in my bones.... I don't know why this is a black church thing, but it is

    • @ketofitforlife2917
      @ketofitforlife2917 3 года назад

      @@PIMPIN_SINCE_BEEN_PIMPIN ... really dude?

  • @mhambimusonda
    @mhambimusonda 8 лет назад +188

    man I love African-American churches they represent the culture of our community and they are the center of our community

    • @kathymyers7279
      @kathymyers7279 7 лет назад +2

      Mhambi Musonda they are the,HOPE of the community! Amen!

    • @monikaunderstands5527
      @monikaunderstands5527 6 лет назад

      How do they represent the culture?

    • @kaitlynwinslow3940
      @kaitlynwinslow3940 6 лет назад +2

      Mhambi Musonda same

    • @jojocrunchy5824
      @jojocrunchy5824 6 лет назад +1

      Kyra Noelle you stupid, they represent our culture of religion

    • @XxXShevampXxX
      @XxXShevampXxX 6 лет назад +1

      @AMSLPI Stop being so damn facetious. You knew what they meant, you're intentionally choosing to act obtuse. When they said it represents their culture, they were saying it's a representation of how they worship the Lord, not the culture itself. And there ain't nothing wrong with that but you're just over here nitpicking and trying to start shit. Or maybe you really are that stupid and ignorant. Either way, grow up.

  • @lyndonscovers5758
    @lyndonscovers5758 7 лет назад +295

    Black church wins like if u agree

  • @simonelabelle9809
    @simonelabelle9809 8 лет назад +21

    These are so funny and true! I love the refreshing chance to chuckle with both churches. Remembering we are one body, so there is rhythm and prompness as we balance ourselves out! Love to all that claim Christ as the only way. keep the humor comin ya'll cause this pastor's wife needs it! PRAISE GOD FROM WHOM ALL CHURCH HUMOR FLOWS!

  • @dreamsofkaia7275
    @dreamsofkaia7275 5 лет назад +60

    The acting in this is amaaazing like to the tiniest detail. Hilarious!! 😂😂😂

  • @holdupmylightfalling2840
    @holdupmylightfalling2840 7 лет назад +37

    I heard a thousand miles playing in the background I AM SCREAMINGGGG

  • @myalashley7971
    @myalashley7971 8 лет назад +35

    Im African American And This Is So Accurate I ❤️ My Church

  • @Gorgeousatseventeen
    @Gorgeousatseventeen 8 лет назад +57

    It's not mocking God they didn't say anything Derogatory about God they're mocking people, and the reality of how people act. God has a sense of humor as well get one

  • @samahrijordan5160
    @samahrijordan5160 5 лет назад +50

    Ok, but both are extremely accurate and inaccurate at the same time??

  • @raekstar7317
    @raekstar7317 9 лет назад +74

    black church 5 hours of preaching

  • @theabbster1999
    @theabbster1999 9 лет назад +42

    I can't even lie. White church is just like this.

  • @akoli-ww9es
    @akoli-ww9es 7 лет назад +52

    He's A-meeeeeeeee-zing

  • @jerryalakara
    @jerryalakara 5 лет назад +54

    Me, all the way from Africa: "Is this really true??? 😳" 😂😂"

    • @avalles463
      @avalles463 5 лет назад +5

      Yes !

    • @mmedefarge
      @mmedefarge 4 года назад +10

      I'm a white, ex-Catholic invited to a Black baptist church service by a co-worker and it is very true. After years of going to Catholic mass and Catholic school, it was like being on another planet.

    • @shiquettawilliams2955
      @shiquettawilliams2955 4 года назад

      Yea, pretty accurate

    • @jiogs
      @jiogs 4 года назад

      @@mmedefarge my friend felt the same. hes a catholic and i invited him to come to my church. my friend got scared after everyone spoke in tongue language 😂

    • @janellelrod4300
      @janellelrod4300 4 года назад +1

      Pretty accurate lol

  • @edwinamarie
    @edwinamarie 8 лет назад +409

    ??:??pm LMAO 😂😂😂😂😂😂

    • @iveywebb
      @iveywebb 8 лет назад +2

      ikr 😂😂😂😂😂

    • @siunmadness5009
      @siunmadness5009 8 лет назад +2

      ikr😂

    • @broadcastHim
      @broadcastHim 7 лет назад +10

      Scrolled down just for this comment. Thanks for coming through, because that's exactly the point, I got a hernia laughing so hard.

  • @gloriatonks1874
    @gloriatonks1874 9 лет назад +323

    She does the BEST basic white girl impression.

  • @hannyl28
    @hannyl28 8 лет назад +119

    This so reminds me of white chicks.. hilariousss!!

  • @newattitudeaboutgrace1238
    @newattitudeaboutgrace1238 5 лет назад +14

    She got a gospel hypeman ..I love this skit Lexi is annointed beautiful and funny..lifts my spirits with these skits ☺️❤️👈

  • @aubsmart86
    @aubsmart86 7 лет назад +12

    Hahaha my dad is a pastor of a Presbyterian church, and I find this hilarious! Been to all types of churches and congregations, and this is definitely accurate of many!

  • @naomishanelll
    @naomishanelll 7 лет назад +65

    “amazzzzzzingggg”

  • @donnadunncochran9987
    @donnadunncochran9987 11 лет назад +33

    This is so funny!!! I don't feel this is racist!!! I get it!!! I needed a laugh, you ladies are great!!!

  • @bredagner4632
    @bredagner4632 5 лет назад +18

    OMG....YOOOOO ...YOU LADIES ARE PURE TALENT....IM IN TEARS😭😭😭😭
    "They CAN'T find her"

  • @fiyinfoluwaaduke2025
    @fiyinfoluwaaduke2025 7 лет назад +139

    hi!!!! good morning!!!! i lost it 😂😂😂😂

  • @haleyervin3482
    @haleyervin3482 10 лет назад +13

    I attend a 'white church' every sunday and this actual does sound accurate. They all get all emotional on stage and speak really quiet and are always 30 minutes early and I can't tell you how many times I've heard the phrase "our lord is amazing" in church. This is just scarily accurate on my part

  • @rampagejenny
    @rampagejenny 8 лет назад +12

    I'm dead. That is honestly how both are. White churches they end right on time, black churches 30 hours later, we're still singing and speaking in tongues, and we have a whole market after church with everyone selling something

  • @michaelraymondagayboy
    @michaelraymondagayboy 6 лет назад +16

    As a black man I can confirm the black church has 100% accuracy😂

  • @susanna617
    @susanna617 8 лет назад +37

    this is the best thing EVER, I'm crying laughing! yall sense of humor is on POINT.

  • @FrankDaSpeed
    @FrankDaSpeed 8 лет назад +39

    To me it not matter which Church you go to man. I might have different religious. But race really doesn't not matter. God always care for all of us.

  • @ashezashez5202
    @ashezashez5202 8 лет назад +20

    "well...its all heaven"😭😭😭😭

  • @joanolgakeine6971
    @joanolgakeine6971 5 лет назад +23

    The white girls eyebrows I can't

  • @mariawilder896
    @mariawilder896 10 лет назад +31

    VERY cliche, but unfortunately quite true for most UK churches. ;D

    • @jonahpatton9920
      @jonahpatton9920 10 лет назад

      IngeniousFirefly if you ever come to the south, atlanta is fine, other big cities are fine but make sure when you're in between those cities dont stop to get gas unless you're packing heavy metal with high capacity

    • @MamaWhit87
      @MamaWhit87 9 лет назад +1

      Lmao!

    • @mindyourbusinessxoxo
      @mindyourbusinessxoxo 9 лет назад

      Jürgen Samoilov And the funny thing is that you most likely have never even been out of the house, let alone the country. Do you own a passport? Are you familiar with the visa process? Or even how to find your seat on an aircraft?

  • @444shleyyy
    @444shleyyy 9 лет назад +15

    *My granny is exactly like Sista Butler lmao. But on another note Sista Jackson is dressed DOWN honey YES.*

  • @aandysquadyoung9434
    @aandysquadyoung9434 8 лет назад +18

    "and lord .....we just want to say.....we love you
    almost died😂😂😂😂🙉😆😆

  • @nicksurfs1
    @nicksurfs1 5 лет назад +7

    My mom and I used to go to white church sometimes and black church sometimes, kinda split between the two. The time thing is so true! I’d ask my mom Saturday night if we were going to Evening Star (black church) and a couple times she said “we can’t, I have things to get done tomorrow” haha

  • @roxynicolee
    @roxynicolee 10 лет назад +37

    I swear I Thought service at a white church went something like this.. until I was out of town one Sunday and I actually went to one. They were singing, praising, rejoicing and it didn't seem that much different from a black church (just a little more toned down) but they were having some Church up in there!! lol I was shocked but I really enjoyed it.

    • @LolDude179
      @LolDude179 10 лет назад +9

      Must've been apostolic or southern baptists.

    • @ronnieking6079
      @ronnieking6079 9 лет назад +9

      It depends on the denomination. The white church in this vid would b like catholic or something

    • @seoulessangel
      @seoulessangel 9 лет назад +3

      I'm Apostolic.

  • @tbhjudith1863
    @tbhjudith1863 7 лет назад +15

    Yup God is really "AMEEZING" 😭👏🏽