A Huge Review of Pizza Tower
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- Опубликовано: 1 авг 2024
- Today I will be taking a look at every level and boss in Pizza Tower, talking about what I do and don't like, and giving my overall thoughts on this chaotic game!
00:00 - Intro
02:17 - John Gutter
05:11 - Pizzascape
07:34 - Ancient Cheese
09:25 - Bloodsauce Dungeon
10:55 - Pepperman
13:43 - Oregano Desert
15:49 - Wasteyard
17:20 - Fun Farm
19:23 - Fast Food Saloon
20:50 - The Vigilante
22:40 - Crust Cove
24:26 - Gnome Forest
26:47 - Deep-Dish 9
28:35 - GOLF
31:00 - The Noise
33:32 - The Pig City
35:45 - Peppibot Factory
37:25 - Oh Shit!
39:38 - Refrigerator-Refrigerador-Freezerator
42:24 - Fake Peppino
45:32 - Pizzascare
47:58 - Don't Make A Sound
51:37 - WAR
54:36 - Pizzaface
58:49 - The Crumbling Tower of Pizza
1:02:16 - Conclusion & Outro
Intro | Super Mario World - Bonus Clear
BG Music | pastebin.com/M3tmRvJQ
Outro | Pizza Tower - Hip To Be Italian
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One of my favorite old things I remember reading regarding the final phase of the final boss went like this:
"The story of Pizza Tower isnt one about a man saving his restaurant, its the story of what happens when you push a patient man to his breaking point"
I cant remember where I read it, but god its such a funny yet true quote
I think it’s from a RUclips comments section under the Unexpectancy Part 3 video
I saw another comment that was:
"Pizza tower is pushing an scared animal into a corner until he gets pissed off and attacks you"
@@gladoseon4117yep, it is.
I loved that quote
The best way to describe the final boss of Pizza tower is as such:
You arent fighting the final boss, YOU are the final boss being fought.
And apparently the AI fighting YOU is doing a challenge run.
Why didn't they call ancient cheese "ancient grease"
they probably named it ancient cheese as a reference to the fact that in real life, really old cheese supposedly tastes better, so people actually age cheese for a living
I think it’s supposed to be referencing that, but they decided to hide the joke a bit
I think its related to one of the level gimmicks, that being cheese blocks.
Because there’s literally cheese everywhere in ancient cheese?
It's actually a reference to a play on the fact cheese is very ancient, roughly 1615 BC.
17:39 the reason for this is because What’s on the kids menu wasn’t actually meant to be for fun farm, when it was created it was different, due to it originally belonging to Dont Make A Sound which used to be Kid’s Party, it was modified to fit Fun Farm better, but the original was quite creepy and did an amazing job at giving a good atmosphere to Don’t Make A Sound, I would have preferred if DMAS kept the original version, because the little we got of the original was really, really good.
Bro.. You are copying me
the bomb is TECHNICALLY a transformation as it changes the tv screen and Peppino's moveset plus it can destroy stupid rats but its understandable to not count it
47:46 He mentioned the obvious "Creepy Pasta" joke being missed... Man, it really *WAS* right there, wasn't it? Wish they made that joke to be honest.
51:27 "But knowing what the RUclips comments section is like, I'd rather not take any chances." Very wise words... aspiring content creators take note of this.
Fun fact: piraneapples are so similar to bloodsauce that they actually destroy rats just like bloodsauce would.
38:51 The bodies in the wasteyard can also do this, but you don't see it normally in the game.
Oh right, I forgot about that! I think there was a custom level in the level editor mod that made use of that.
@@specternYeah, -Po Boy Bayou-
the end actually made me cry holy shit
A neat thing about RRF: on the second lap, the pepper pizza transformation is removed, forcing you to do lap 2 as normal peppino. This is one of only 2 levels with a real difference between lap 1 and lap 2, making it an interesting change of pace.
The second one is WAR I believe as it makes it so none of the destroyed time extenders are replaced and you have no shotgun. At least they don't replace the gun only destroyable blocks so that Lap 2 is doable.
28:46
"and today we will be giving him blunt force trauma to the head"
Gold writing lmaooo
That bye bye at the end deadass gave me chills, holy shit this video is so well written and recorded and edited and OH MY GOD I LOVE IT! Fantastic job on this fantastic review for this fantastic game.
at 3:51 the "janitor's closet" is actually supposed to be a play on words with the door leading into the closet being a "jani-door"
i already have the game i just like looking at the reviews
Same
Me too!
Same
Same
Damn, my best 101% time is 8hours. I DO NOT have the mental strength for a 101% speedrun let alone getting Holy Shit so props to you for that 4h 30
I remember playing this game when it was first release on January and finish the game in like 2 days, I’m still surprised I beated most of the bosses first try on my first ever play through. Pizza tower is surely a fun game. Really worth the money. However, our journey with Pizza tower is still not over. With mods, custom levels and fangames coming, this type of game will have infinite play.
the way you described the crumbling tower of pizza is exactly how i felt .
i was streaming this to my friends as i was playing on my first try and got to the end with just 2 seconds left, just as the music ended. Probably the most memorable thing i wont forget about this game. When i look back at it im like - yeah that was cool
Currious on what % you got along with Judgement screen.
my most memorable moment of this game was my first p rank was on The Crumbling Tower Of Pizza
and i got it on accident too
always a great day when another hour+ video about pizza tower drops
55:27 "I'll save you boss!"
Nice job on the review! I'm really excited to see this only 35 mins after it comes out.
underrated, amazing job on the editing man i thought this channel would have more than 3k subs
It almost does tho
"In your head, you might consider this level a final escape sequence of sorts... a panic to rush back to the beginning. But that can't be further from the truth. This level instills you with a feeling of power, like you're on top of the world and you're never coming down. The music is this energetic take on the pizza time that fills you with the power to take on anything the game throws at you. The crumbling tower of pizza is not a frantic escape. It's a victory lap. A victory lap that makes you look back on everything you've dealt with and when you reflect on your journey you'll find as only one thing you have left to say. Bye bye." That hits hard.
freaking awesome video, always wanted to see a whole analysis of da game!!! I liked how you went in depth with some of da levels, very koo,,,,,,
holy shit is de pixar must
Holy crab louis it real rizz a crumst
If I got a nickel for every time an iconic and loved game that has Overwhelmingly Positive reviews on steam that has 5 floors/worlds, defending your property against an evil man with a mech that has an army, is 2D, has an iconic protagonist, a game I love, has plenty of mods and fan base, and almost became Game of the year, I would have 2 nickels.
Which isn’t a lot but it’s weird that it happened twice
All transformation info tabs timecodes
5:42 | Knight
9:56 | Firebutt
14:19 | Firemouth
16:07 | Ghost
18:11 | Mort
19:59 | Weenie
21:10 | Revolver
23:34 | Barrel
27:07 | Rocket
29:40 | Ball
* There wasn't any info tab of box transformation
38:18 | Cheeseball
38:26 | Sticky cheese
* There wasn't any info tab of pepper pizza transformation
50:08 | Animatronic (but I like to call him „Pechino")
50:30 | Shotgun
Dammit I can't believe I didn't put in the info for the Boxed and Pepper Pizza transformations. I did make them but they completely slipped my mind. Thanks for these timestamps though!
@@spectern You still did a great review with a chefslike montage that have ben worth somebody to wait.
Funny enough that game made me try pizza for real and I'm kinda glad for it.
Bro this is just outanding better then any animation I have ever seen from anyone
This video truly made me pizza my tower
I have towers coming inside of me now
48:00 this should've been another Gustavo and Brick level
And a stealth meter that triggers the alarms when the limit is reached.
Finally, a non-biased, well edited, good opinionated tier list.
I just don't get all the stuff about Gnome Forest, that level is goated.
@@thedigiboi Which word did you not understand?
@@thedigiboi Technically, although it is just a review of every single level, so I would mostly say that it's a tier list.
@@thedigiboi Why do you care?
@@thedigiboi ok
There's no tiers of rating so it's not a tierlist
I have thought of possibly the dumbest way to say "Gimmick" because of this video. "Gimickickickick"
44:04 I don't know if this line was intentionally referencing Pizza Time Never Ends (which, for anyone who doesn't know, is the title of Fake Peppino's boss theme in Phases 1 and 2 before the chase). If so, clever; if not, hey, accidental reference! Lol. Either way, great overview.
Edit: Also, wrt the Creepy Pasta title, I think they were sorta sticking to the spaghetti motif that Pizzascape/scare share. Hot Spaghetti, Cold Spaghetti, Bone-In Spaghetti... But you're right, Creepy Pasta/Creepypasta (I think the former stylization works better as a song title) is a MUCH cooler and funnier title 😭
Edit again sorry: ayo did I see that you spared Snotty? Based.
I'm sick of people calling oh shit the worst level in pizza tower, because peppibot factory is the most tedious level I've ever played in any video game.
You must not have played many games then bruh 😭 i dont like peppibot factory either but most tedious level in any game is crazy
I really liked your video, but why did you cut the song at 57:38
I don't know what it is about you but your voice is super relaxing I tend to fall asleep to this video lol.
Aww thank you! Apparently quite a few people think I have a super soothing voice lol
This vid goes hard.
Peppino why is there a bomb on the shotgun? 51:53
The in the first face of the pizzaface fight, it's worth it to mach run because how else are you gonna dodge seven different attacks at once other than to just stop the enemies from attacking at all
By parrying.
"but we'll talk about that later."
wow we both like blood sauce and the saloon and i talking to a mirror
Justice for Snotty
The thing about fun farm was that it kind of felt simultaneously on and off theme in the game. I think taking this game in the context of being a spiritual successor to Warioland 4, though, I really appreciate its presence, as it honestly is only one of two levels (the other being golf) that feels straight out of Warioland 4’s topaz passage in a game admittedly quite saturated with levels that’d be at home in sapphire passage. I appreciate it for balancing things a little bit.
Awesome sauce
will you do a short bonus with halloween Update stuff?
A video on the Halloween update is currently in the works!
Where can I listen Yeehaw Deliveryboy on a banjo?
Wait didn't you mention you were going to talk about P-rank later!?
I played the sage demo years ago and loved and mastered it and I’m so glad the game is this good. To bad as of right now I can’t play the games as I don’t have a pc to play it on so I’ll have to wait for a PS4 port.
5:59 They can also be killed with the explosions, like bombs or cannonballs.
10:58 I only saw it just now. Peppino has the hair in his versus sprite.
Keep it up
I feel like usually one would dedicate entire section to P-ranks, which makes it a bit weird hearing about it in the middle of Ancient Cheese and it being mentioned in the middle of Pizzascape. Not a complaint, just saying.
My original plan was for the review to be split into two parts; one video for the main review, and one video for the P-Ranks exclusively. In that P-Rank video I was going to review each level based exclusively on their P-Rank. I ended up dropping that video since it was just too much work. I do wish I talked about P-Ranks more considering how important they are to the game's identity, but I'm still happy with the review regardless.
you: i have 80 hours
me with nearly 500 hours in pizza tower: pathetic
Bro the f-king Vigilante Boss ALMOST MADE ME GIVE UP LIKE HOLY BALLS, IT WAS NOT AS BAD ON FAKE PEPPINO LIKE F-K FAKE PEPPINO BOSSFIGHT LIKE I CAN’T SEE SH-T ON WHATS GOING ON IN THE SECOND PHASE
Papenus. Ah yes, his brother in law.
🤤
Just finished the whole thing. Great Video! Little mad that you don't like Oh Shit as much as I do, but that's your opinion. And I'm ok with that. Also wanted to say that War's Lap 2 is easily my favorite in the game. And you've got a lot of work to do if you want to match my 157 hours of playtime. You scrub. (JK plz don't hate me) Looking forward to more!
Thanks, I appreciate it! I did my best to give Oh Shit a fair shake, especially after P-Ranking it multiple times, but I found it hard to enjoy thanks to its problems. Nothin' wrong with you liking it, though! Oh, and I bet my playtime will keep climbing over the coming months, especially when big mods for the game finally release. Thanks again!
@InvyGD Touch Grass
@@IronCzykMusicYou can do that in fun farm 😎
@@youtoozboi763 OHHHHHHHH
i dont think the police officers in pig city are arresting the wrong guy, defo not after the mass murder he caused in all the levels previously
10:02:47 you beat the game in what?! it took me 20 hours! either you really good, or im really bad
First playthrough definitely will take some amount of time to beat. The fun part about Pizza Tower though is if you do replay it, you eventually just completely breeze through levels. I noticed in my first playthrough, I would barely make it to the end of the levels without even doing Lap 2, and then later playthroughs, I would sometimes end up finishing Lap 2 with time to spare. It's definitely a game you can notice your mastery improving over time.
28:00 ecocuted?
Lil correction:
In the tv graphic of the ball transformation description, it says,
PEPPERONI
GOBLIN (+BOT)
What I think it was trying to say is,
PEPPERONI
GOBLIN (+BAT)
So uhhhhhh yah (^^)b
No, he meant bot.
Yeah there are pepperoni bots in golf and stuff
@@kyasla9568 but da bat version tho
@@olivierthedumbasslollmao yeah he ether spelled bat wrong or forgot about the bat
@@kyasla9568 also aren't those named pinball lauchers?
47:52 no, spooky spaghetti.
Omg i want to play it so bad at first i was worried i wouldn't like it but fir aome reason when i try to find it jn Xbox or switch it isnt there ao now j have like a personal vendetta i wiiiillllll play pizzzaaaa towerrrrr
Pizza Tower is a game developed by Tour de Pizza.
Correct.
Bro missed the best grade by 30 min
I feel bad
ok
bro is playing Fallout 4
80 hours? Thats nothing I got 400 hours.
I need to touch grass…
Unfortunately there are too many good games I need to play... I don't play Pizza Tower much right now.
The worst part is I still need five more p ranks to fully complete the game
a huge review for a hue game
LOOSELY based??
I still dont get why nobody likes OH SHIT!
How dare you being rude to mort>:(
I am the 690th like :)
Third
Keep it up