For me the opposite is true my mom gets mad at my dad for getting mad at me although one is Greek (mom) and one is German (dad) so that might have something to do with it :)
Woah now. Three dogs and two horses here. A-okay with me. Dogs behave better than most kids and will always give you unconditional love. And they always eat their food without complaining.
Stephen Molzer Absolutely true, we’ve always had dogs growing up and now I have 2 rescues. They do listen better than kids lol! My daughter has selective hearing. That’s cool you have horses too!
Zac Monarch Yes, it’s hard losing a dog. The 2 I have now are family. We’ve lost several to old age. After grieving a while, I always find another one to love. There’s so many great dogs that need good homes. 🐾💕🐶
I was a camp counselor a few years ago and I told one of my campers one time that, "I'm not mad, just disappointed." It was that moment I knew I was ready to become a dad
my sister wanted a dog for her birthday when she turned 9 and my dad got her one on the condition it was a springer spaniel. My dad inteded on turning him into a bird dog. He even named him "Lucky". Well all lucky learned was to bark at birds and eat. Eat your cereal
I never used that. Instead, I just told my son about how things were. Like 6 cent cokes and you got 2 cents back if you returned the empty bottle. Phones with no dial at all. You picked up the receiver and an operator came on with the words "Number please". Or, you picked up the receiver and there was someone talking on the line because you were on a "party line" with others. Filling stations having gas wars and you could get a gallon of gas for 17 cents. T.V.s with all of 3 channels and you often had to turn the antenna pole by hand to get the best reception. But then again, I am an old fart.
My secret to being a dad when I was one, (I'm retired sorta now, they growed up) was to never *yell* unless it was needed badly. Way more effective to only raise my voice once in a great while instead of yelling like a nutbar all the time. Made them perk their ears right up and listen to me. My wife never managed that. Glad I only had two kids though. One boy, one girl, so I never did have to do the "Hey, Jo..,Crai,..Jennif... CHRIS, stop that!!" Thing. 🤣🤣 So right on with this video man. Love it even all these (one) years later. Just found you and Charlie recently and can relate, even though my life has been small town Northeast instead of Midwest, but oh so many similarities. Thanks for the vids.
Mine always said that lol Also said, close the fridge! Stop giving your friends food, I'm not feeding the whole neighborhood! And at homework time, I'm not doing this for you. Read the book! IT'S RIGHT THERE IN THE BOOK, IF I CAN FIND IT YOU CAN TOO! lol
The holding the light at the beginning hit home for me. I still get anxiety holding the flashlight for someone. Like it's never hitting the right spot haha
Never have I seen a channel that makes me feel like listening my people back at home like this one. I never set my foot in USA, never have I left central Europe but a lot of thing here ring my bells. Thank you, sir!
The “this dog will be fully your responsibility. I’m not gonna bath it, take it out to poop...” cut immediately to the dad taking the dog out to poop. Lol. So true! That one and the flashlight was like, my childhood
You forgot the part where you’re holding the flashlight and dad says “Are you paying attention? You need to learn this. When you get older you can’t be paying someone to do the work for you” As if you’re supposed to learn everything from watching your dad do the work once.
This might sound cringe but I hope to be like this with my future kids. I didn’t have a dad growing up and videos like this low key get me excited to be one, one day.
Holy shit the coffee taste hit me so hard I remember asking my dad to try he drank it straight black and when I tried it he was busting laughing and that memory just came back after that clip and that honestly made my day just another small memory forgotten rip dad i love you
I was hoping in the beginning you’d use my dads favorite saying for when I’d hold the flashlight for him. My dad: can you see in there? Me: yeah My dad: ok cool well I can’t
My dad came home from the fair, drunk, with a baby duck…you can imagine how much mom loved waking up to the drunk breath and the cheeps coming from the box! My dad would say, “Quit crying or I’ll give you something to cry about” all the time!
My mom was so mad at parent teacher conferences when I had a b in chemistry and I said I only took the class to flirt with a girl. My dad and male teacher were proud.
OMG, I can remember wanting to try my dads beechnut tobacco when I was like four and he looked both ways like traffic was coming and gave me a big ol chaw and I about died. Lmao. Parenting rules sure have changed, needless to say I never touched tobacco again.
I was one of 8 kids....4 girls and 4 boys. My mother would go through a few names 1st trying to come up with the right one. Finally, she'd point at the intended target and say "That boy!" RIP Mom.
This guy is such a good dad it’s scary
Oh, how terrifying, a good dad.
We don’t allow good dads where I live
@@josephlittlefield2313
Whats a "dad"?
Greens Keeper it’s that guy that left to get cigarettes 11 years ago
@@josephlittlefield2313 thats a low ass bar.....
Shining the light into the engine compartment is a right of passage. I've never seen my dad so mad at shaky hands of an 11 year old. ha.
if yoiur dad isnt constantly yelling to aim the light right is he really your dad lol
That was classic, but he missed the part when you accidentally shine it in his eyes.
Do they still make lights other than a phone?
Also missed the part where you shine it, but you put it above him, so his shadow blocks the light lol.
@@kevinb314 ahh ptsd lol
Missed the classic "Im not sleeping... Im just resting my eyes."
if your dad dosent fall a sleep in the lazy boy by 9m is he even your father lol
You better not change that channel.
My grandfather, every night of his life. It's one my fondest memories of him. I miss that old man ❤
I think they put that in another video, probably the Christmas one or the boomer vs millennial father
Shit. I'm 21 with no kids and I've said that.
"And then your mom gets mad that I'm not getting mad at you" is spot on
"Figure it out"
I completely agree. I felt the same 😂
Story of my life
For me the opposite is true my mom gets mad at my dad for getting mad at me although one is Greek (mom) and one is German (dad) so that might have something to do with it :)
Yeah, I felt that one...
Now we just need, “Dads talking to their teenagers.”
This is a must I want this as well
“Get off your computer and go outside”
Meanwhile it’s raining outside
Even better idea would be dads talking to their teenagers.
Please get rid of the apostrophe in Dads. - a dad
"When I was your age...."
“Shine the light where I can see not where you can see” a universal dad lesson.
110% accuracy
You forgot "You Heard your mother."
Also: "As long as you live under MY Roof, you'll do as you're told."
"I'll think about it"
Why? BECAUSE I SAID SO!
He cant use up all the product in one video 😂
“I’ll time ya” works every.time.
Rats Off To Ya lol I never tried that one... I always tell my daughter her sister is gonna get it first and that puts some pep in her step.
My dad used this on us and I use it on my nephews and step daughter. Lol
It really does!
I’m 23 and this still works lmao
My dad still hasn’t paid me
Dads never want the dog. My dad said no to a dog then ended up sleeping with it on his lap every day in his lazyboy chair and giving him chewy treats.
Woah now. Three dogs and two horses here. A-okay with me. Dogs behave better than most kids and will always give you unconditional love. And they always eat their food without complaining.
Natalie Junge my dad wanted the dog. He’s the exception though
It's usually because they know the pain of losing an animal
Stephen Molzer Absolutely true, we’ve always had dogs growing up and now I have 2 rescues. They do listen better than kids lol! My daughter has selective hearing. That’s cool you have horses too!
Zac Monarch Yes, it’s hard losing a dog. The 2 I have now are family. We’ve lost several to old age. After grieving a while, I always find another one to love. There’s so many great dogs that need good homes. 🐾💕🐶
The calling of every kids name before he finally figures out which one he’s trying to holler at is the most deadly accurate part of this.
Wether it's 7 or 3 kids. They NEVER remember. How??
It is sooooooo true.
Yep. I have been mistaken for my older sisters by dad many times.
Absolutely
Or when you call out your kid's name and they reply, "Nothiiing!"
"I'll give you something to cry about!" I wanted to hide
Brought back flashbacks!
A lil shock to the system, but I know I sound like that with different phrases
My kids don't hide they just say they will start behaving
My dad actually made a reason for me to cry😂
I tried using this line of vernacular. It don't work without the physical reinforcement.
I was a camp counselor a few years ago and I told one of my campers one time that, "I'm not mad, just disappointed." It was that moment I knew I was ready to become a dad
And are you a dad now?
@@jrjubach only if he didnt get caught
"It's a tool not a toy"
Where’s “Hi hungry, I’m dad”?????
I say that to my 4 and 11 year olds when they dont eat their dinner and say they are hungry 20 mins after dinner.
I say this daily.
Yes lol classic !!!
Elijah Kitsmiller actually, guy, a lot of moms and dads say it.
I say that to my coworkers 😂😂
"Ill give you something to cry about" 😂😂 words of wisdom from my old man growing up
But Dad I didn’t do it, well then that’s for next time 😎
my sister wanted a dog for her birthday when she turned 9 and my dad got her one on the condition it was a springer spaniel. My dad inteded on turning him into a bird dog. He even named him "Lucky".
Well all lucky learned was to bark at birds and eat.
Eat your cereal
“When you have your own car, you can put on whatever station you want.”
Also the classic “ you kids don’t realize how easy you got it, when I was your age ...” then there goes the next hour of your life 😂😂
I never used that. Instead, I just told my son about how things were. Like 6 cent cokes and you got 2 cents back if you returned the empty bottle. Phones with no dial at all. You picked up the receiver and an operator came on with the words "Number please". Or, you picked up the receiver and there was someone talking on the line because you were on a "party line" with others. Filling stations having gas wars and you could get a gallon of gas for 17 cents. T.V.s with all of 3 channels and you often had to turn the antenna pole by hand to get the best reception. But then again, I am an old fart.
🤣🤣🤣 that damn light. I'm 26 and I STILL can't get the perfect angle for him lol. Dads are the best
My secret to being a dad when I was one, (I'm retired sorta now, they growed up) was to never *yell* unless it was needed badly. Way more effective to only raise my voice once in a great while instead of yelling like a nutbar all the time. Made them perk their ears right up and listen to me. My wife never managed that. Glad I only had two kids though. One boy, one girl, so I never did have to do the "Hey, Jo..,Crai,..Jennif... CHRIS, stop that!!" Thing. 🤣🤣
So right on with this video man. Love it even all these (one) years later. Just found you and Charlie recently and can relate, even though my life has been small town Northeast instead of Midwest, but oh so many similarities. Thanks for the vids.
You forgot to include the "Larry Bird used the backboard" and then go on to explain who Larry Bird was in the next 10 minutes or less.
It’s not backboard it’s bank board
Needs more "who left the door open? I'm not paying to cool the whole neighborhood" and "don't forget to turn off the lights when you leave the room"
Mine always said that lol Also said, close the fridge! Stop giving your friends food, I'm not feeding the whole neighborhood! And at homework time, I'm not doing this for you. Read the book! IT'S RIGHT THERE IN THE BOOK, IF I CAN FIND IT YOU CAN TOO! lol
I always gave my dad shit for this but now with my own house and my own power bill im the same way haha.
literally had a tape measure on my desk while watching this and I could only get to 7ft 3 inches. you are superior.
Get yourself a Stanley fat max
@@JRWolfgang1 dude, i just said the same thing. Ironworker approved.
Got mine to 127 inches
God bless all the great Fathers out here🤙
The holding the light at the beginning hit home for me. I still get anxiety holding the flashlight for someone. Like it's never hitting the right spot haha
My dad told me how terrible it was to get a dog and he didn’t want to see it. He now comes at least once a week to play with the dog.
I feel sorry for people who go their entire lives and never experience the joys of owning a dog and the way they change your life
The working on the car clip is giving me flashbacks
Doctors call that PTSD now a days.
That was a guaranteed cursing out. No matter what you did you was gonna get cussed out. Made me a better man lol.....
when helping made you think you are going to learn something, but the only thing you learnt was gettin yelled at
The “pointing the light wrong” is so true!!
Never have I seen a channel that makes me feel like listening my people back at home like this one. I never set my foot in USA, never have I left central Europe but a lot of thing here ring my bells. Thank you, sir!
“I’m not mad, I’m disappointed” always got me as a kid
My Dad on a family road trip:
"Who wants Snicker Bars and
Coca Colas for lunch"😎??
6 Kids: CHEERING😁🍫:)
My Mom: Totally Glaring😡!!
I didn’t realize Myles had cameras on us South Dakota dads. I have said nearly all these things. Lmao. 👍🏻🤣
The “this dog will be fully your responsibility. I’m not gonna bath it, take it out to poop...” cut immediately to the dad taking the dog out to poop. Lol. So true! That one and the flashlight was like, my childhood
All dads end up loving the dog because it's the only one in the house that's happy to see them and doesn't give them shit
I'll give ya something to cry about line hits hard 🤣
You forgot the part where you’re holding the flashlight and dad says “Are you paying attention? You need to learn this. When you get older you can’t be paying someone to do the work for you”
As if you’re supposed to learn everything from watching your dad do the work once.
you sound like ur childhood need a hug
Yeah my dad does this
I always heard the phrase being said to my brothers “you’re definitely related to your mother” when they couldn’t hold a flash light right 😂
“Youre gonna cry? I’ll give you something to cry about” spoke to my soul
The dog one is so true tho😂
"I'll give you something to cry about!" lol my childhood
“I’ll give you something to cry about” made me have flash backs
So true ! Reminds me of growing up. Lol. Awesomeness
This guy is pretty funny to me. I like the part about his wife getting mad at him for not getting mad at the kid. That is 💯 percent FACTS lol!
This might sound cringe but I hope to be like this with my future kids. I didn’t have a dad growing up and videos like this low key get me excited to be one, one day.
Holy shit the coffee taste hit me so hard I remember asking my dad to try he drank it straight black and when I tried it he was busting laughing and that memory just came back after that clip and that honestly made my day just another small memory forgotten rip dad i love you
To get around “whoever you are” my dad just shouts “KIDS” or “son” or “daughter.” Now that I think about it, does he know our actual names...🤔
I just use “boy” “girl” & “wife” works well so far.
I'm dying right now 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 I'm sorry but that's really funny 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
I miss my Dad. Thanks for this
My gosh that was my dad up and down especially, I'll give you something to cry about.
Ahhh! The good ole I’ll give you something to cry about.
I was hoping in the beginning you’d use my dads favorite saying for when I’d hold the flashlight for him.
My dad: can you see in there?
Me: yeah
My dad: ok cool well I can’t
THE TAPE MEASURE :D HOLY COW IM A DAD
A personal favourite of my dad when I was younger: Me: “Dad, I’m bored” Dad: “Well, Hello there bored, I’m Dad”
"I'll give you something to cry about" is a classic dad line
Lmao my dad would confuse our names too and would say “I’m buying” like we WASNT even old enough to have jobs
Totally spot on! Miss ya Dad ❤️.
The first flash light scene really hit home with me as someone who has failed multiple times at holding the flash light for my dad 🤧
“Those toys aren’t going to pick themselves up, get going.”
The dog always ends up liking Dad the most. 💜
We dads are up early, give them treats, and generally pay attention to them more i think. 🤣
"give me some knucks, knuckles" made me slap my knee. that's dad to a T
My dad came home from the fair, drunk, with a baby duck…you can imagine how much mom loved waking up to the drunk breath and the cheeps coming from the box! My dad would say, “Quit crying or I’ll give you something to cry about” all the time!
1:20 I have said the same exact thing to my own kids! This is therapy. 🤣😂
the forgetting the name really had me 😂 my dad hasn't gotten my first name right on the first try in years
My mom was so mad at parent teacher conferences when I had a b in chemistry and I said I only took the class to flirt with a girl. My dad and male teacher were proud.
They have parent teacher conference's in college...
jamison allen where’d you get college from buddy?
jamison allen That was in high school. I never took chemistry in college.
@@N556NDmy bad I went to an alternative HS and never had a choice of classes nor parent teacher conference's.
jamison allen We didn’t have a lot of choices either.
1:51 as soon as I heard that dog collar sound I just wanted to pet that non-existent invisible dog
The “whatever your name is” bit hits a little too close to home haha
I'm not mad I'm disappointed. Ugh when they said that it ripped my heart out. Wish they were just mad sometimes
The flashlight bit is too accurate 😂😂😂
“Bank board” 😂
More dad skits please! All the parts were great, and accurate, but the dad noises always get me hahaa
My dad always tells me to do something and then immediately asks “do you need me to write that down?”
mine always says: if you are stupid write it down
Sweet memories!! Love ya pops!! 😘
Man...you are so freaking spot on that I feel like you just pulled moments from my childhood and made this shit special for me.
Kid just messed with expensive dad toy of sorts. Dad: "Does that have your name on it?!"
This is actually really wholesome.
You're a true gift to mankind.
The groans when bending down are the most accurate of all.
You totally forgot 'Do you want me to ground you or spank you? Spank you? Okay. You're grounded.' 🤦🏻♂️😂
This hilarious. You’re spot on. What every parent in the world experiences.
the, "you need $20 for a field trip," had me bro. I had to split my field trip money with my sister. S'cheap 😄
The Ryder Cup shirt was frickin spot on.
Why are you so good at the burnt out dad role. Amazing.
OMG, I can remember wanting to try my dads beechnut tobacco when I was like four and he looked both ways like traffic was coming and gave me a big ol chaw and I about died. Lmao. Parenting rules sure have changed, needless to say I never touched tobacco again.
Seems he achieved his goal haha.
There is no bond stronger than a dad and the pet he didn't want
Me: *gets hurt*
Dad, in John Wayne voice: here have a sip of this, it'll take the edge off.
In regular dad voice: don't tell your mother.
I wish my dad was this mellow.
You are fixing my dad issues. Thx dad.
“I’m not mad I’m just pretty disappointed” is so accurate 😂
Best dad ever!
That whole "Stop making your mom mad, because she gets mad at me for not being mad at you so now i have to get mad at you!!!" so relatable
“I’m not mad I’m disappointed” actually one of the most painful things said to you as a child that stuff done diddly hurts
How'd you hire my dad for this video
We have the same dad I guess
The backboard is the best friend you could ever have.
“It’s your last day of schoo-sprin... it’s your birthday?!”
Oh my gosh, the tape measure! My hubs did this when the kids were little all the time, lol!!!
“I’m not mad I’m just disappointed” that hits different
"i'll give you something to cry about" hits hard LOL
The dislikes are the people without good dads 🤷♂️
I was one of 8 kids....4 girls and 4 boys. My mother would go through a few names 1st trying to come up with the right one. Finally, she'd point at the intended target and say "That boy!" RIP Mom.
How in the hell could you dislike this. It’s the perfect RUclips video.
" you paying attention I'm only showing you once" SPOT ON