He is SO STUBBORN! If something CLEARLY doesn't work the first time, he refuses to believe that he needs to switch tactics and try something else, and just cries "Oh my God, it's bugged, it doesn't work! It wasn't my fault! Come on dude! AHAHAH!" Just stick to what you know, I guess.
What a tragedy that every single game DSP plays is out to get him with broken mechanics, lag and reading his inputs incorrectly. If only the games were better programmed DSP would be running every last one of the speed runs at AGDQ and SGDQ perfectly.
He could easily escape the holes when he started. It was only after he got mad that he couldn't get out of the holes. I'd guess he got so mad he started doing it wrong.
He tries to block in fighting games ,but he can't because of the online lag,the opponents use cheap online tactics that would NEVER work offline such as random supers and combos,the games keep dropping his inputs,not to mention beginners traps,also,he doesn't care if he's good,he just wants to have fun.Other players are better than him in certain games because they only play these particular games and have conducted hours worth of research into them whereas he plays a little bit of ALL games,so he's good at every game instead of being an expert at just one.
You can't see them the first time they appear, only if they've been covered over with sand again. You get plenty of time to get out of the traps either way though.
To give Phil a slight bit of credit, the Good Idea was on the Wii. But more than that, l havent played the PS3 version with the Move but even with the regular PS3 controller, instances where you need to shake the controller arent very good. l never had a problem with Harvey or Holly on the Wii but when you need to shake to get out of the sand or his magic box on the PS3 l had moments of dread every time. Pressing R3 to finish a kill every time got a bit much, too. Saying that, Holly is easy if you just hold down the charge and keep attacking through her block that way! This should not have taken that long though omg. l know this is okd and nobody cares but l just wanted to give my 2 cents, and camera Phil is the best source for rage!
Thank you for not showing his reaction to Holly's death scene. After seeing the MGS montages I don't think I could take him desecrating any more cool female bosses.
Its been a while since I played no more heroes, but i'm 99% sure that you can even see the pitfall traps beforehand, like they are slightly different color than the sand
This is the 5th boss in the game and he still doesn't understand that bosses and enemies have invincibility frames when they are in their special move animation (e.g the sparking effect) and you can't block it, you have to dodge to avoid them types of attacks. More evidence that he just wants to bumrush though games. Man l hope he plays God Hand someday.
That too. It's sad. He takes 25 parts to get to the sixth mission of Killer Is Dead without finishing it, yet it took me 6 parts to complete half of the game. Is he afraid of making a long video?
I was decent at NMH, but watching this makes me feel like I could clear Ninja Gaiden Black on Master Ninja difficulty... How many videos would it take for him to beat Henry? Did he fight Henry? I'm frothing with anticipation...
I played this game when it first came out on the wii and the controls were perfect then. Granted this is a port, but it should be better and easier if anything. There's a lot more fights that were way harder than this imo.
i got a good percentage for a gamer of my caliber (i'm only a casual player) i unlocked the Kid and completed the Light World and about half the Dark World before i drew the line. two things are a crazy shame. i really want to get the other rewards, but i'm just not skilled enough to grab those bandages. the other thing that sucks? i watched a dude called Breakdown 100% the game in a little under two hours on AGDQ. (sigh) sometimes it sucks to have fuck all skill.
seems like a 'how to' video some guy(or more than one) do a how to video that involves flinging many food items,liquid and smashing with different stuff my guess is that one was how to react to phil defending his girlfriends antics by punishing the stream chats
Anyone else think giving DSP Mount and Blade would be hilarious? Well, I guess I should take a look at the training grounds, don't want to be caught in a battle with my pantaloons down HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA Wait what the fuck why aren't my arrows hitting anything DUDE DUDE COME ON COME OOOOON WHY CAN'T I HIT THESE FUCKING JARS I HAVE TO BE LIKE TWENTY FEET AWAY WHAT THE FUCK I THOUGHT I WAS SUPPOSED TO BE A PROFESSIONAL SOLDIER, WHY CANT I HIT ANYTHING All right I guess I'm not going to be an archer HAHAHAHAHAHAHA OH MY GOD THERE'S HORSE ARCHERY MY GAME IS BUGGED WHEN MY CHARACTER'S STANDING STILL, HOW DO THEY EXPECT ME TO HIT ANYTHING WHILE I'M MOVING HA HA OH WOW Fuck this, I'm gonna be a swordsman.
*Sigh* ...I honestly don't know how anyone could fail as bad as DSP. Hell, I wonder how Phil can fail as bad as he does sometimes... I never really seen how Molly is freaking difficult in the first place. Maybe it's because I've seen Omega's videos too much, but I never got that impression compared to any other boss. DSP is as pathetic as the definition of the word allows. And he figures out a way to go even beyond...
21:38.
"I'd rather lick balls, than play this game right now."
I bet he'd complain about the the balls being bugged or something.
nah I'm pretty sure he'd gobble them up with no complaints
Phill: bites balls*
Dude: hits him*
Phill:"WTF I DIDNT EVEN DO THAT. FUCK THIS SHIT, THIS WAS MADE BY AMATURES"
"I want to fight her" aka I want to wail on her and instantly win with 0 challenge
The way he says 'Id rather play ET on Atari than play this game' is hilarious it sounds like something one of those AVGN rip offs would say
"I've got no opportunity to attack her!"
*immediately lands an attack on her*
"I'd rather play E.T. on Atari than play this"
Considering how fast her health bar is going down, I'm guessing he's playing on mild and that makes this sadder.
21:38 hes secretly gay knew it the markwalberg pics were proof but this nails it
***** And?
i dont hate gay people but he makes a big deal about it watch this video "Dsp Tries It: Cortez" or this is how you dont play sleeping dogs
Thank you very much for the kind words :) I'm glad my videos cheer you up! Just remember no matter how bad life gets at least you're not Phil.
"and i praised the hell out of thum" (everytime he says something bad about the game) LOLOLOLOLOL!
He is SO STUBBORN! If something CLEARLY doesn't work the first time, he refuses to believe that he needs to switch tactics and try something else, and just cries "Oh my God, it's bugged, it doesn't work! It wasn't my fault! Come on dude! AHAHAH!" Just stick to what you know, I guess.
"They didn't even test it"
I didn't know Phil had experience working at a game company in the past and knows how the process works.
DSP, I only have one word for you. From the great Namekian himself: DOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOODGE!!!!!!
I almost envy Phil - he's one of the few people who won't be effected if video games continue to get easier.
What a tragedy that every single game DSP plays is out to get him with broken mechanics, lag and reading his inputs incorrectly. If only the games were better programmed DSP would be running every last one of the speed runs at AGDQ and SGDQ perfectly.
I don't know much about this version of the game, but I loved No More Heroes. How dare he takes a dump on it.
You have some legendary endings to these videos lol.
He could easily escape the holes when he started. It was only after he got mad that he couldn't get out of the holes. I'd guess he got so mad he started doing it wrong.
"I didn't do dat" -DSP
I think his stupid rubbed off on me.
I'm noticing that I'm getting worse and worse at games in general.
He tries to block in fighting games ,but he can't because of the online lag,the opponents use cheap online tactics that would NEVER work offline such as random supers and combos,the games keep dropping his inputs,not to mention beginners traps,also,he doesn't care if he's good,he just wants to have fun.Other players are better than him in certain games because they only play these particular games and have conducted hours worth of research into them whereas he plays a little bit of ALL games,so he's good at every game instead of being an expert at just one.
You are amazing, it's great that people can finally experience this trainwerck without supporting Phil.
Because he fails to learn and wants to keeps up the act of complaining that "the game didn't explain it to him."
to me,she is one of the most fun and easy boss
fun to try to make it perfectly,dodge the traps,the missile,etc
You can't see them the first time they appear, only if they've been covered over with sand again. You get plenty of time to get out of the traps either way though.
I love how, even when he's (miraculously) winning, he just kills himself, ARE YOU EVEN TRYING PHIL?!?!?!
Good AI that fights back and challenges you = shiity game. #DSPLogic
To give Phil a slight bit of credit, the Good Idea was on the Wii. But more than that, l havent played the PS3 version with the Move but even with the regular PS3 controller, instances where you need to shake the controller arent very good. l never had a problem with Harvey or Holly on the Wii but when you need to shake to get out of the sand or his magic box on the PS3 l had moments of dread every time. Pressing R3 to finish a kill every time got a bit much, too.
Saying that, Holly is easy if you just hold down the charge and keep attacking through her block that way! This should not have taken that long though omg.
l know this is okd and nobody cares but l just wanted to give my 2 cents, and camera Phil is the best source for rage!
You managed to top the Ring phone call ending. Nice work, even if I almost spewed my beer. Again. How was I supposed to know not to drink and RUclips?
Thank you for not showing his reaction to Holly's death scene. After seeing the MGS montages I don't think I could take him desecrating any more cool female bosses.
I'd take the Wii motion controls anyday but the Move isn't as bad as his incompetence and mashing makes them look.
That poor laptop.
Someone needs to edit that clip of "PRAISED THE HELL OUT OF THEM" so it audibly clips after the fifth time.
I can't suffer through this much DSP in one sitting.
wasn't expecting that ending. lol love your vids dude. :)
*DSP" Dodging, Im dodging!!
And go in into missiles.
I fucking love your DSP videos. No matter how shitty things get for me. I just come to your channel and I am happy again.
"and I praised the Hell out of them"
I love the little skits at the end. They're always fucking hilarious.
One of my favorite games about to be shat on by DSP. This is going to be pathetic but amusing and hilarious. By the way awesome video Mag.
Here's hoping that its a low key enough release. He won't do a playthrough if he doesn't think he can make money off of it.
I think there's a little "extend the game for more parts" in there, too.
I love the fact that she ends up taunting him after some time. Even the game knows he sucks lol.
YES FINALLY a Good Idea - Bad Idea for NMH
Its been a while since I played no more heroes, but i'm 99% sure that you can even see the pitfall traps beforehand, like they are slightly different color than the sand
This is the 5th boss in the game and he still doesn't understand that bosses and enemies have invincibility frames when they are in their special move animation (e.g the sparking effect) and you can't block it, you have to dodge to avoid them types of attacks. More evidence that he just wants to bumrush though games.
Man l hope he plays God Hand someday.
That too. It's sad. He takes 25 parts to get to the sixth mission of Killer Is Dead without finishing it, yet it took me 6 parts to complete half of the game. Is he afraid of making a long video?
I didn't know you did RUclips content before becoming a detractor full time.
I want to see him fight Shinobu and Bad Girl. I just gotta hear him rage.
Another Great video, Nice work Mag
I wonder how he did fighting Bad Girl? She is easily one the hardest bosses in that game.
I was decent at NMH, but watching this makes me feel like I could clear Ninja Gaiden Black on Master Ninja difficulty...
How many videos would it take for him to beat Henry? Did he fight Henry? I'm frothing with anticipation...
I played this game when it first came out on the wii and the controls were perfect then. Granted this is a port, but it should be better and easier if anything. There's a lot more fights that were way harder than this imo.
If DSP will ever do Let's Play of Super Meat Boy... use your imagination
i got a good percentage for a gamer of my caliber (i'm only a casual player) i unlocked the Kid and completed the Light World and about half the Dark World before i drew the line.
two things are a crazy shame. i really want to get the other rewards, but i'm just not skilled enough to grab those bandages.
the other thing that sucks? i watched a dude called Breakdown 100% the game in a little under two hours on AGDQ.
(sigh) sometimes it sucks to have fuck all skill.
You inspired me to make "Bugged Mechanic" videos about my son, because everything is bugged to him. He always said the way we raised him was "bugged".
The sad part is that the one Dark Step he manages at 26:32 he doesn't react to fast enough and then complains he couldn't do shit. Seriously?
Haha, exactly.
"I may have zero friends, but at least I'm not a fucking scrub."
LOL Great ending !!!!
Can you raise the volume of the "Good Idea Bad Idea" part?
as in its so loud it clips the audio
Xillia was a low key release, barely anyone talked about it and he went after it, most of the tales fans hated it too.
What the hell was that at the end? Another rage quit?
Oh. I thought this shit looked familiar. Apparently I've watched it before.
whats the song at the beginning of the good idea part?
It's Samurai Summer, Holly Summer's boss music from this fight.
seems like a 'how to' video
some guy(or more than one) do a how to video that involves flinging many food items,liquid and smashing with different stuff
my guess is that one was how to react to phil defending his girlfriends antics by punishing the stream chats
Damn it, I was thinking about doing this, too.
Dsp the worst gamer in the world
OH GOD NO! he's already touched Xillia, and hopefully not abyss, or Destiny DC, anything but that
Anyone else think giving DSP Mount and Blade would be hilarious?
Well, I guess I should take a look at the training grounds, don't want to be caught in a battle with my pantaloons down HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
Wait what the fuck why aren't my arrows hitting anything
DUDE
DUDE COME ON
COME OOOOON
WHY CAN'T I HIT THESE FUCKING JARS
I HAVE TO BE LIKE TWENTY FEET AWAY WHAT THE FUCK
I THOUGHT I WAS SUPPOSED TO BE A PROFESSIONAL SOLDIER, WHY CANT I HIT ANYTHING
All right I guess I'm not going to be an archer HAHAHAHAHAHAHA
OH MY GOD THERE'S HORSE ARCHERY
MY GAME IS BUGGED WHEN MY CHARACTER'S STANDING STILL, HOW DO THEY EXPECT ME TO HIT ANYTHING WHILE I'M MOVING HA HA OH WOW
Fuck this, I'm gonna be a swordsman.
.... If he does the Tales of Symphonia HD collection I am not sure I would be able to take it...
Over used that "Praised the hell out of em " joke started to get more annoying than Phil .
#killthephil
There can still be Heroes.
Dat ending doe
Also nice ending lol.
DSP can't win, ergo, it's bugged.
lol
... can't tell if serious.
I second this.
Holy shit, this is hilarious.
Hah, your vids are amazing dude.
The controls are just the worst, just like my youtube career.
Boy you are a manchild
More.
I guess you're a DSP fan...
DSP for Q&A Tester, loooooooool! Sucker...
What the hell is it with DSP and not guarding in any fucking game he plays?(NMH, MGR,Etc)
Agreed.
This is fucking garbage, why cant i restart the game if i want to, the game should be what i want it to be.
To be fair, these games DO suck.
Are you fucking kidding me?
*Sigh* ...I honestly don't know how anyone could fail as bad as DSP. Hell, I wonder how Phil can fail as bad as he does sometimes...
I never really seen how Molly is freaking difficult in the first place. Maybe it's because I've seen Omega's videos too much, but I never got that impression compared to any other boss. DSP is as pathetic as the definition of the word allows. And he figures out a way to go even beyond...
You inspired me to make "Bugged Mechanic" videos about my son, because everything is bugged to him. He always said the way we raised him was "bugged".