It's even worse when you considere that Ascension only have 1 NG+ armor that isn't related to multiplayer. Yeah, they seriously just put in their Multiplayer armor skins as the NG+ costumes
Probably cause it doesn’t suit the tone as much as the first 2 games especially with gow 3 and ascensions graphics where the first 2 game’s graphics are like a cartoon so it fits
Just to point out, but if you haven't noticed the costumes give different stats to Kratos, and I will list them Chef of War: 3x Magic orbs, 1.5x Health & Experience orbs Bubbles: 3x Health orbs, 1.5x Magic orbs, -50% strength power Tycoonius: 4x Experience orbs, +100% strength, -75% defense Dairy Bastard: 2x Magic & Health orbs, -50% strength, gives infinite Magic use Ares Armour: 2x Health & Experience orbs, +100% strength, +300% defense Cod of War: 2x Magic, Health, Experience, & Titan orbs (2x all orbs) Hydra Armour: 2x Health & Titan orbs, +100% defense, -50% stength Dark Odyssey: 4x Titan orbs, +50% strength, -50% defense Athena: 4x Magic & Health orbs, 2x Experience orbs, -25% defense Hercules: +150% strength, -70% defense General Kratos: 5x Experience orbs, -50% strength/defense, -75% Magic, Health, & Titan orbs God Armour: 2x Magic, Health, Experience, & Titan orbs, +100% strength/defense (2x all stats) Not listing Gow3 costumes since they tell stats in game menu
Can you tell me how to open the costumes in god of war 3? Just passed through the chaos and after the subtitles I was told that a new costume had been opened, and there was nothing there except the fear of Kratos. What should I do?
@@magniteproductions3767 also, the fish outfit dps is absolute trash, it weakens you to i think 30% or 50% of your total damage, and you get wounded faster, but the green orbs have twice its value, but since a SINGLE CHEST already restore it in full, this costume just exists to make things harder, like General Kratos costume in GOW 2.
Diary bastard is just terrifying and it’s like it’s came out of the depth of the most cursed memes ever, it’s takes the “dad buying milk” joke to a whole new level
I didn't understand the meaning of bastard in this name, bastard in the sense of son out of wedlock, in the sense of scoundrel or some other meaning that I don't know?
Can you tell me how to open the costumes in god of war 3? Just passed through the chaos and after the subtitles I was told that a new costume had been opened, and there was nothing there except the fear of Kratos. What should I do?
I like to see Kratos' skins with some armor, like the hydra, god armor, ares armor, Morpheus... Because now that in the current God of War we can see Kratos with armor, I was curious about how young kratos would look with cool different armors, Now seeing these old skins gives me a "different vibe" "Dominus skin" It is the most similar to the 2018 and Ragnarok armors (23:43)
So none of you are going to talk about that godly rack on Athena, they should have put less clothes on. Hiding that chest is a sin, those areolas need to be set free.
My favorites would have to be: Tycoonius Dark Odyssey Deimos Athena Zeus Robotos Forgotten Warrior McKratos I wish Santa Monica kept making these fun costumes in the Norse saga as a reward to players who beat the game.
damn the athena one kinda crazy, like how squished and broad the model and animations are, its the only female costume right? i guess the cow has udders but the only female human at least
Dairy Bastard is a treasure. I wish it didn’t have reduced damage because Kratos running around dressed as a cow smacking people with milk cartons is just hilarious. Anyway the Ares and God of War armors are definitely cool too beyond the bonuses they grant.
Chad devs: "Hey boss how should the players unlock these skins we made" "Make them unlockable after completing the game and the challenge sections" Soyboy devs: "Boss how are we gonna charge people for these skins they look horrible" "Who cares just slap a $20 price tag on them and calling a day, people don't want to struggle for them"
![[SFM] Risky Recital](http://i.ytimg.com/vi/RzNkY1_Nk3o/mqdefault.jpg)
chef kratos is just gordon ramsay when he finds that you didn't cook the chicken properly
Or forgot the lamb sauce
Undercooked chicken is no joke. In this instance, his rage is justified.
That explain why he carry the Pans of Chaos😳😳😱
Definition of "I WILL MAKE YOU SUPPER!"
Finds out the salmon is raw;
"ARES!! IT'S F**KING RAW!!"
0:10 "ZEUS, YOUR CHEF HAS RETURN! I BRING THE SEASONING OF OLYMPUS!!!!"
😂
I heard this in his voice which makes it 1000x better
The god armour is such an underrated outfit. I think it's his coolest look
Not underrated its bassicly good once you unlock it you will always stick with the god armor costume
@kratos56015 the ares armor is pretty close to that
ya the god armor from god of war 2 is the best looking by far
"Where's the risotto?"
I remember replaying GOS many times with that skin on my psp.
Strange how there are no joke costumes in gow 3 and ascension
It's even worse when you considere that Ascension only have 1 NG+ armor that isn't related to multiplayer. Yeah, they seriously just put in their Multiplayer armor skins as the NG+ costumes
Probably cause it doesn’t suit the tone as much as the first 2 games especially with gow 3 and ascensions graphics where the first 2 game’s graphics are like a cartoon so it fits
@@yaboiiz2766 True, something like a clown costume would be very odd with such high graphics
@@yaboiiz2766GoW 1-Ghost of Sparta have just as dark a tone as 3 and Ascension though.
@@astralchaos3441i think he means the graphics
Just to point out, but if you haven't noticed the costumes give different stats to Kratos, and I will list them
Chef of War: 3x Magic orbs, 1.5x Health & Experience orbs
Bubbles: 3x Health orbs, 1.5x Magic orbs, -50% strength power
Tycoonius: 4x Experience orbs, +100% strength, -75% defense
Dairy Bastard: 2x Magic & Health orbs, -50% strength, gives infinite Magic use
Ares Armour: 2x Health & Experience orbs, +100% strength, +300% defense
Cod of War: 2x Magic, Health, Experience, & Titan orbs (2x all orbs)
Hydra Armour: 2x Health & Titan orbs, +100% defense, -50% stength
Dark Odyssey: 4x Titan orbs, +50% strength, -50% defense
Athena: 4x Magic & Health orbs, 2x Experience orbs, -25% defense
Hercules: +150% strength, -70% defense
General Kratos: 5x Experience orbs, -50% strength/defense, -75% Magic, Health, & Titan orbs
God Armour: 2x Magic, Health, Experience, & Titan orbs, +100% strength/defense (2x all stats)
Not listing Gow3 costumes since they tell stats in game menu
thank you bro
Can you tell me how to open the costumes in god of war 3? Just passed through the chaos and after the subtitles I was told that a new costume had been opened, and there was nothing there except the fear of Kratos. What should I do?
@@stark2521 If you are playing on PS3, all the costumes except Fear Kratos are DLC
Fun fact: if you upgrade the blades of chaos when youre in the swimmer outfit (God of War 1), they turn into two fishes
I like to consider myself a super GOW nerd and I NEVER knew this. Awesome
@@magniteproductions3767 also, the fish outfit dps is absolute trash, it weakens you to i think 30% or 50% of your total damage, and you get wounded faster, but the green orbs have twice its value, but since a SINGLE CHEST already restore it in full, this costume just exists to make things harder, like General Kratos costume in GOW 2.
@@purpletylenol7787 Well if the game ever comes out again ima use Bubbles on the hardest difficulty lol
Bro when I played first I played with that costume only when I was 10 year old @@purpletylenol7787
@@magniteproductions3767I just unlocked the costumes for gow 1 you can’t use them on very hard sadge
I don't know how to feel about Kratos in a suit. He looks even more intimidating in a suit than in his default outfit.
Diary bastard is just terrifying and it’s like it’s came out of the depth of the most cursed memes ever, it’s takes the “dad buying milk” joke to a whole new level
Hitgod of War
(Hitman God of War 😂)
a bald man in a suit is always way more scarier tha every other thing
@@jstandhhyeah, even in his game Agent 47 have that homing briefcase
its Mr Worldwide
Damn I miss Joke outfits! The fish one was my favorite!
Oh so that was why there was a “cod of War” ng+ armor in gow 2018
@@nathanieljefferies5491 yeah, is a lil' reference
Kratos: "Foul beast, I will send you back to the depths of Hades."
Tycoonius: "Foul beast, I bring you an offer you cannot refuse."
Also Tycoonius: "I will send you back to infinite debt with our new investement"
Cheftos: Foul Beast! Your Chicken was raw and I’ll give you a Hades level cooking lesson!
Oh, to have these kinds of outfits in modern games. Truly a lost art.
With a Name like “Dairy Bastard”, it’s definitely a standout costume! As Kratos decides to Make his enemies choke on Milk instead of Blood lol
I didn't understand the meaning of bastard in this name, bastard in the sense of son out of wedlock, in the sense of scoundrel or some other meaning that I don't know?
3:11 the IRS send kratos to collect the debt ares owned them
25:11 in an alternate universe Kratos got picked instead of deimos
Can you tell me how to open the costumes in god of war 3? Just passed through the chaos and after the subtitles I was told that a new costume had been opened, and there was nothing there except the fear of Kratos. What should I do?
@@stark2521 okay go to the treasure menu and you'll probably see cosmetics
@@stark2521 go to the treasure menu
Mime of War and his weapons wins it all 😂😂
Is kinda weired seeing the GOW2 Hércules skin when he actually appears in GOW3.
Because it’s younger Hercules but yeah he doesn’t feel like Hercules
Maybe it's Disney Hercules
Sad there's no joke outfit in the Norse Saga of GoW
Imagine Norse Kratos going through an emotional cutscene with cowsuit
There is actually. Fish one is in norse gow if ypu search that. But it just another skin with different color and name.
0:10 bro wields pan of olympus
0:10 when you insult the chef's food
chef kratos: GORDON RAMSAY, YOUR APPRENTICE HAS RETURNED
fish kratos: THE TIME OF SHARKS HAVE COME TO AN END
The Cow Suit was the best. Unlimited magic.
Was fun to use all the god powers.
0:06 When they let Kratos cook, they let Kratos COOK.
Yap
Just when you think it can’t get any more cursed, it just does
4:32 LLEGO EL LECHEROOO...
7:16 When Athena turns you into a fish as a prank
Man, remember the good ol days when companies would just add this stuff for fun? Now it's dlc this and microtransactions that.
That mime one where the weapons are invisible is something special.
3:13
When a Wall Street broker finds all the r/wallstreetbets redditors
0:30 gordon ramsay when you do not cook the salmon
I like to see Kratos' skins with some armor, like the hydra, god armor, ares armor, Morpheus... Because now that in the current God of War we can see Kratos with armor, I was curious about how young kratos would look with cool different armors, Now seeing these old skins gives me a "different vibe"
"Dominus skin" It is the most similar to the 2018 and Ragnarok armors (23:43)
Get Valhalla and beat it you'll like what happens if you don't already know
0:05 WHERS THE LAMB SAUCE!!!!!!!
“ZEUS! YOUR BUTCHER HAS RETURNED. I COME, SEEKING THE LAMB OF OLYMPUS!”
@@Not-The-BestZeus: Kratos, you will not be given the lamb of the gods
@@chetankalyanreddyarabandi2818
Kratos: *anger noises* DO NOT DENY ME MY DISH!!!
@@nathanial8587 Then beings punching Zeus
00:18 Mimir: brother, did you ever think of cooking meat with those blades of yours
Kratos: I tried but it ended going to the underworld
I was not prepared for the cheeks on the cow costume good lord
Chef of war should have a line like "i'll cook you with Hades flames!" 😂
IIRC, Phantom of Chaos in GoW 3 is the original design of Kratos, before it was scrapped and changed into bald, pale spartan soldier we came to love.
Astreus:mom why not dad Comeback home
Freya:hes after milk 4:27
If Gordon Ramsey was born in Greece.
I think the problem with the costumes of gow ascension is that they aren't kratos, they use the default multiplayer skin
0:12 blade of chaos❌
Pan of chaos✅😂😂
In GOW 3 you can play as Deimos but I forgot but it was through special means however
Yes, in PS3 you can only get this outfit from a code that came with a copy of GoWGoS in PSP, in God of War 3 Remastered, this version already has it.
i think it was to tie with the fact that Deimos would have been set at the same path if Kratos was taken that day.
Fear Kratos looks so badass, like a pure evil form of life
Dude if they remake this series I’m definitely using dairy bastard in a second play through to see it in cutscenese
Current kratos in a tuxedo would be fabulous
Monsters at the beginning of the game: hey i wonder what's he cooking?
Kratos: VENGEANCE
Them: oh no
tycoonius the lawyer of war thats a shame in that outfit enemies are not covered in money before death
Blood is paid for the spoils of war.
I like how 1 outfit in ascension is kratos and the other outfits are just the multiplayer character with each faction armor💀💀
we gonna not talk about athena Costumes 💀💀
Actually there's nothing wrong, except the voice still unchanged.
it looks ridiculous
@@Directantand the way she walks and pose
@@zhyarzhyar4531 don't be that ridiculous
So none of you are going to talk about that godly rack on Athena, they should have put less clothes on. Hiding that chest is a sin, those areolas need to be set free.
Best costumes with best Power of each games: Gow1 Dairy Bastard, Gow2 dark Odysseey, gow 3 fear kratos
Tycoonius: HITMAN on Steroids
When the IRS finds out you did tax fraud in your reincarnation and they want your blood
Imagine atreus stumbling upon the dairy bastard suit on their basement
😂😂imagine if kratos cooking While fighting with his enemies
Iam the God of war ! I will make you a pudding!
Wasn’t there a meme with a chef with Kratos paint
Athena: Zeus, let Kratos cook
The next god of war game needs to reference kratos dressed up as a cow using milk jugs as weapons
Chef of war
Ares to Zeus: Let him cook
"fans" of GoW: I hate how Fortnite made Kratos looks childish! Bwaa bwaa
Actual Gow:
I miss this kind of stuff in games...
Cod of war
Chef Kratos
Dairy Bastard
Maybe the devs were just very hungry
Very disappointed that chef of war outfit hasn’t made a comeback
Back when the mods were made by the devs themselves and are available in game
7:16 lol is funny to see Kratos angry while is dressed like that
Why is the cow so caked up😂😂😂
Now I know the reference of Cod of War armor in GOW4
I didn't even know there were costumes in this game 💀
Then you are definitly not a god of war fan because everyone know it
Thank you so much for uploading this friend
My favorites would have to be:
Tycoonius
Dark Odyssey
Deimos
Athena
Zeus
Robotos
Forgotten Warrior
McKratos
I wish Santa Monica kept making these fun costumes in the Norse saga as a reward to players who beat the game.
bubbles looking jacked
damn the athena one kinda crazy, like how squished and broad the model and animations are, its the only female costume right? i guess the cow has udders but the only female human at least
I wish games would bring things like this back
I don’t know how to describe it, but the Tycoonius outfit just emanates swagger and giga chad vibes 💀🔥😎
Chef of war with his pans of chaos is my mom bro
Dairy Bastard is a treasure. I wish it didn’t have reduced damage because Kratos running around dressed as a cow smacking people with milk cartons is just hilarious.
Anyway the Ares and God of War armors are definitely cool too beyond the bonuses they grant.
I heard that the cut genderbend Kratos was going to have a separate voice
It would have been nice if Athena's voice actor made grunts just for that costume.
@@Dzzy123I would have preferred that female Kratos was voiced by Ashley Johnson
3:11 my GOAT Kratos the god of money
Chains of Olympis
Pans of Olympis
Kratos in a suit: ZEUS YOUR SON HAS RETURNED, I BRING AN INVESTMENT TO OLYMPUS!!!
I wish in gow 3 and ascension they kept the blades reskin depending on which costume you use
14:23 That was just brilliant
Someone needs to mod all of these into God of War: Ragnarok.
Deimos in GOW 3 is my favorite
Took let him cook to the next level
David jaffe
Does have a good sense of humor
Damn i wish the old games get a remaster sometime.
There aint no way im taking old kratos seriously with cod of war costume 😭
El traje de Ares ufff ❤
Ascension costume is just the same Armor in online 💀💀💀
i wish game development wasnt expensive as all hell nowadays so stuff like this could return
Tycoonius looks like hitman but with anger issues
Chef of War Kratos : "Tonight, I dine in Hell!!!"
I really wish there were joke costumes in 4 and Ragnarok.
The Legionaire goes really hard
Bro the frying pans had the chance to make a BMMMM sound and missed it entirely
"The truth i am a chef boy"
Chef Kratos cooks enemy monsters that he kills. His chimera turducken is a house special.
0:12 yes, the emblematic Frying Pans of Chaos
You forgot a costume in Ghost of Sparta
Chef Kratos, I uh, I have t- Why a-
I'm at a loss for words.
I like both of the god armors and black odyssey and fear and Morpheus+ dominus
25:26 deimos is god of war and returned ❤
Chef Kratos kinda sums up Gordon Ramsay 😂
Bro gonna cook the sea eel
Chad devs: "Hey boss how should the players unlock these skins we made"
"Make them unlockable after completing the game and the challenge sections"
Soyboy devs: "Boss how are we gonna charge people for these skins they look horrible"
"Who cares just slap a $20 price tag on them and calling a day, people don't want to struggle for them"
Imagine if there was one costume called God of Sports we’re all of Kratos’ weapons turn into sports equipment