I Broke My Crush's Ankle In School
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- Опубликовано: 13 июн 2024
- Now this is a story all about how I broke my crushes ankle in school
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Girl: Is attractive
Jack: Crushes on her
Also Jack: *CrUsHeS hEr*
I'm happy there are no hate comments
🤣
@@cse_froggy2481 same I'm sick of those kinda comments
Yes lol
I watched the whole video and never laughed looked in comments saw this killed ne
Friend: tell her u have crush on her
Jack: ill crush you
I wish I could give u at least 10 likes for this comment but I can only give you one
Really
Lol
Equal rights, equal fights 🤣
insane'
Everyone: To have a girlfriend, you need to be kind and nice to them.
Jack: *to have girlfriend make ankle goe bye bye*
Bruh every one is a brute when they try to get someone at 9-14 years old and im a guy using my sisters account
@@gabbana1998 literally i remember one time i literally kicked a girl
@@sopademacucas1506 i punched one in the face just out of my own stupidity
Ankle go bye bye
@@GerboSC man, that’s just… oof
Jack: No one wants to listen to storytime
2.7 Million people: *bet*
2.8 now
True
2.8
Every time they had to play something:
Coach: "Break a leg guys!"
Little Sean: *sweating profusely*
Dear god
nice
Dear God no...
369 likes, you should be proud
@@oofx2582 I see 467 likes, that's weird. But yeah, I mean, I don't really care about likes tbh, but it's pretty nice. thanks for letting me know!
Sean’s crush: I love a strong man
12 yr old Sean : SAY NO MORE
*snap, crackle, pop* AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
XD
@@nat5625 pmsl
Nothing to see here lmao
666 likes
sandra's dad : How is captain crunch ?
Sean's mum : petrified
Who is Sean?
Jacksepticeyes real name is Sean , Dumbass
@@EthanJones2 thank you for calling him a dumbass
@@jakeizaguirre2514 DuMb4ss
@@kingliam8714 You are very welcome :)
Wow Jack, you had such a crush on her that you've literally crushed her.
copied
Qui-Gon Jinn?
@@PoopCheeseWithoutPeas do you have evedence of who wrote this before or is is possible that two people had the same joke
Other boys: did it hurt when you fell from heaven
Jack: did it hurt when I broke ur ankle
Lmao
LAUGH LAUGH LAUGH. -My laughing voice
Lol
@@blueflare3848 I seen your broda Red Flare. I threw him off the mountain in one of my vids trying to see if he would hit the bottom.
He didn't
@@PhaserFelix Noo, how could you? You monster D:
Them: "If they hit you that means that they like you"
Jack: *literally breaks a girls ankles*
So jack likes her to much
Oh, so that explains why I was never bullied.
Her: HE REALLY LIKE ME!
@@interestingboyo790 Sometimes, it can be a blessing
SilverCat23 Well, yeah. I'm not ungrateful that I was never bullied, it's just that I don't like the reason why.
The moral of the story: If they don't like you, break their ankle.
"I have tackled many women in my time"
-sean 2019
Wait wot
I saw this as it was said 😂😂
12 y/o Sean: *Weak, skinny and soft*
Sandra: *got the ball*
12 y/o Sean: *turns into DoomGuy*
Jack ripped and tore until it was done.
Lemme Smash...your profile picture is my reaction to this video
MOTHA****** DOOMGUY
"I've tackled many women in my time"
-Jack 2019
K Shih I think I found my senior quote 😂😂
I did too
@@ashleyyyyyyy5 wow yeah
JUST BEFORE I WATCHED THIS I WAS WATCHING SR PELO’S EVERY STORYTIME VIDEO
666 likes 8O
Imagine she's watching this video and remembers Sean and realizes her classmate came to be a handsome, awesome, popular and energetic RUclipsr and she realized he had a crush on her 😂😂
Exactly what I was thinking lmao
Man now i really wish sandra watched this video
"A lot of girls had a crush on me", says as he has a 7 year old youtube video of him yelling during class and one girl just says "why are you screaming nerd?"
nice pfp
Just because one b¡tch hates you doesn't mean the other girls do.
I genuinely forgot that vid existed until now XD
normal jack:"i have a crush on her"
gaelic jack:"i have to crush her"
ProfArt bbbddd 😂
This made my day
Ok now that was funny
That was genius
I’m still laughing five minutes later😂
Oof, hell yes!
Other schools: Raises humans
Ireland schools: Raises bone breaking gladiators
That's good...
Us in Irish schools are tough out
U know what true
apperently my school is in ireland
Strait Vikings 😂😭😂😭
Everyone:”oMg Is ShE lOoKiNg At Me. I tHiNk ShE lIkEs Me”
Jack: ah so you have chosen death
Regular people: I'm gonna tell I like her
Jack: I'm about to end this woman's whole career
Nah he ended the women’s whole ankle
"boys, girls, man, women, child, priest, or prostitute"
~Jacksepticeye 2019
@jiggy111 man same
"Dad, how did you meet mom?"
"Well son, I kinda broke her ankle."
insert suprised pikachu face meme
XD
My brother
Yas XD
*am I the only person that gets the reference of your username?*
Jack at 12 yrs old: Has a crush on a girl and plans out his life
Me at 12 yrs old: Wanted to have a pet bear and be a russian hitman
*(Currently twelve and wants to direct movies and has three colleges planned)*
Let me know when you accomplish that goal.
This man has priorities
cringe
Jack at 12 years old: has a crush,plans out his entire life with her,breaks her ankle.
Me at 12: has a crush,dreamed about him at night, one day at school i hit his head with a notebook so hard that he cries(I HAVE MY REASONS GUYS,I SWEAR IM NOT A HORRIBLE PERSON)
Good Gosh, Jack you took the whole "Having a crush" too literally
"I was so skinny I was like a 2d character" - Jacksepticeye, 2019
Quote of the year
@ you got some weird kinks if you have a crush on your hater...
definitely
Hi everyone, how are all of you doing
We had a new girl one time in my 6th grade class and the morning that she came she seemed nice but I didn't talk to her little one really even care, until my class went up to a camp called Camp Whiteman and after the field trip and a few days maybe a week she starts acting wired around me and me and my friends are just saying "what the heck is going on" and eventually shortly before the end of school she asked me to be her boyfriend and I kind of expected it but I said yes and she became my girlfriend until 7th grade.
Girl: *Show Affection*
Sean: I'm About to End This Girls Whole Soccer Career
Shaggy, Destroyer of Worlds Gaelic football it’s different
Lol
*Sock* - *er*
football
U meant u were gonna end this girl's wnkle
“Thanos wasn’t my principal”
Lol
Lol
Jack: I broke her ankle but we ended up kissing
Me with my crush: *being really kind* then he walkes away-
The End
time to crunch things up.
*tHeN hE wAdDlEd AwAy-*
@@SilverHatPebble99 wAdLe WaDlE tO tHe vErY nExT gIrL
@@iibubbliet5994 BoP bOp BoP bOp GoT aNy FrIeNdS???
@@DaBluees nO wE gOt No FrIeNdS
"How to introduce yourself to your crush."
Google: Be polite and say hi
Bing:
🤣🤣 I like that
Niuce
Assert dominance
Very accurate
C R U N C H Y
How to get a girlfriend:
Step 1: *BREAK HER ANKLE TO ASSERT DOMINANCE*
@@angelmin8819 I am your boyfriend
Girl: noooooooooooooo!!!!!!
me: oh come on I'm not that bad ..... Am i
Jesus
fudger03
Step 2: Profit
@@angelmin8819 if she can't get up than you indeed do have the high ground
@@angelmin8819 hey she fell for you
Everyone who reads killing stalking they will think jacks sangwoo and his crush is yoombum
“Breaking her ankle was fate, and it brought us closer together”
Me: BAHAHAHAHAHAHA
That part played as I read this
Jack 20 years from now: where are you going son?
Son: im gonna get a girlfriend
Jack: hands him a bat
Nah he is irish its gotta be a hurl
Jack: Do me proud my gaelic warrior
Son: Dad, what is wrong with you?
Jack: Many things but thats besides the point
@@martinxy1291 don't you mean garlic gladiator?
Son: What is this for?
Jack: _flashback_
Son: Dad?
John A Zoidberg ikr, probably on her recommended
Jack : *sees his crush*
*Walks up to her movie style*
Jack : *slaps the shit out of her*
ThatKidCarisma he’s not Chris Brown
*intro slap noice*
Slow mo walking away from bomb than takles " sandra"
Jack to his crush: *TOP O’ THE MORNING TO YOU SANDRE SUCH A LOVELY DAY IS IT NOT MY YOUR LOOKING EVER SO WONDERFUL TODAY WELL CANT STAY LONG GOT TO GO BYE!*
Jack to himself: Ha! Nailed it!
"Imma tackle this girl"
-Jacksepticeye 2019
I love how Sean calls himself captain crunch at one point
What we think: Crush
What jack thinks: Crush *her*
How romantic 😂
Jefo who? All the hookup lines I know is: *Target acquired. Permission to kill?
Granted*
Crush her ankle!
Jokingly :)
Lol
Jack: “I didn’t tackle her I used her as a lever to turn the earth.” my favorite quote currently
😂 that broke me when he said it
Welcome to how to get a girlfriend/boyfriend
First: intreduce your self
Second: become fiends with your crush
Third: play games with her
Fourth: break her/his ankle
Fifth: never apologize
20 years later
Séan: it didn’t work
Jack: "breaking her ankle was fate and it brought us closer together"
Me: Hmm I'm gonna crush my crush😎
Sean: Me... breaking hearts? Nah fam, I break them ANKLES!
B I rd
Legendary.
Neigh!
Lol
Jack's logic "Violence will captivate the heart of a girl"
5:37 Sounds like more of a war story than a game of football if you ask me
"I've tackled many women in my time."
- Jacksepticeye 2019
Wat A DAWG
Same lad
Top tackler in women's american football
Hhhhiiiiiiiissssssssss
XDDDDDDD
“Before I became the chadsepticeye, I was a virgin”
- Jacksepticeye 2019
like everyone else lol
Just as I was reading this he said it
Kinky-
@@ClydeOnPluto no.
I'm calling the police. You have bad mental problems, you said you would jump of a bridge, STAY where you are the police are coming
Well I thought you would be the guy that says hey baby and she immediately loves you
Sandras parents came over to MY house to make sure I was ok
Lol that's hilarious
Jack: broke girls ankle
Also jack: “hA gOtTeMm”
Savage
I did it, I "tackled" a girl
Wait so having a crush doesn't mean you actually crush them?
Well shit
Minecraft Miner
Well it does mean you *Crush* their ankle
King _ G4merr3 no of corse not you crush their face
You crush the shit out of their ass
Wait so playing minecraft doesnt mean you mine and craft?
nice coment btw
Remember kids, you gotta separate their ankle from their femur in order for you to get closer to your crush. Their ankle is to close and is stealing your spotlight!
Jacksepticeye should be a basketball player for how good he is at breaking ankles
Kid: "Daddy! How did you and mom meet?"
Dad: "I broke her ankle"
Kid:
They didnt exactly meet when he broke her ankle
Wtf
Lol
mightyirondragon 64 Just accept it as joke so , youre not gonna mention the fact his not married or came close to being a dad
XD
“Boys, girls, man, women, child, priest or prostitute, it didn’t matter”. - Jacksepticeye 2019
That's should be printed on a t-shirt
we would kill them... *all* of them.
Out of context
I wish that applied to everything for everyone maybe the world would be peaceful
Nahh this quote belongs in 2020 to
“ Ayy Beh Bey, How yo doin? “
- Jacksepticeye 2019.
Jack the game with no name is known as “kill the carrier” at least where I’m from. No less violent however.
In my school it was called "possetion", because you 'possessed' the object (or was in 'possetion of' the object [the object was in your 'possetion'?]). I think I prefair yours though.
Sean: "The way to express romance is NOT through violence, kids"
Sean: *breaks girl's ankle*
Sean: "...And then she became my girlfriend and we kissed."
lol I guess she figured what more could go wrong after that.
Sean- *murders Sandra*
Sandra- *half dead on the ground*
Sean- HA got em’
Sandra- *passed out ded*
Everyone- *helping Sandra*
Sean- oh wa-
sandra - HaLf A hEaRt
Normal people: *expresses attraction through words*
Sean: *expresses attraction through violence*
Tsunderes: I FOUND MY CALLING
Just imagine if the girl he had a crush on ever saw this video lol.
Gf: how would you ask me out
Me: I would be your friend and slowly warm up to the question
Gf: what about you
Jack: I would break her ankle
LMAO 😂😆😁
HA
Lmao 😂
03:01
The way I expressed myself, was *PURE VIOLENCE*. Sounds like the Gaelic Gladiator we know.
I was about to make a comment about the same thing but you were faster. Congrats!
the Garlic Gladiator we know
@@weirdtoast9879 I was about to say Garlic Gladiator
@@Megumin-wq9jo sorry for ur lost😂😂
I thought he meant it like "DAMN HE BROOE HER ANKLESS GET OWNED" not like "oh shit her ankle snapped get her to the hospital
Not everyone's cringy like you
@@VILLAINOFYOURDREAMS you need help?
😂
@@daemoniumvenator7099 your cringey friend here needs help
@@VILLAINOFYOURDREAMS nah he's cool
You think accidentally breaking your crush's ankle is bad? My crush never pays attention to me when I say hello
...And That’s How I Met Your Mother.
:3
Misty Lol you watch that show?
=D
I wonder if jack wore red cowboy boots? 🤔
Haha I’m dead 🤣
Jack: **I usually express my love through violence**
Jacks girlfriend: **nervous sweating**
Jackdomesticviolenceeye
kinky
@@petargacic4299 😂😂😂😂👏👏👏👏
RUN GABBY RUN!!!!!!
NotA HQRipper 😂😂😂👌🏼
I'm imagining myself breaking my ankle, what an unpleasant feeling, don't mess with sean lol hahaha
He has such a way with words, I'd love to hear more stories!
Crush gets crushed.
good one
Lmao
Oh no
Im ur 100th like! 😄
I am 101 like
Jack: “I was a sweet virgin little boy”
Me: at 12 years old, I sure as hell hope so
But he never said what he did with Sandra after...... Think about it......
Random Funness Yay ahh, dont get me started.
But he was in a gulag of violence
Lol i lost my virginity way before 12
I sure would hope so too
Friend: since you have a crush on her, show her!
Poor jack: uh.... ok.....
Friend: how did it go!?
Jack: so......
This guy just described my entire primary school crush experiences
Jack: I have tackled many women in my time
*FBI OPEN UP*
I can't Tackle girls lol
sean*
@@libertia People can call him Jack cause even his mom called him by that,and it is his nickname.
@@nino1397 so we both scroll through comments :)
@@libertia 😂
Petition for jack to show us what he looked like when he was a young lad
⬇️
I saw a pic of him when he was like 6 or 7 on Google
Dragonias creep
He already showed young jack pics wayyyyy earlier on the channel and on his Instagram. Just go look it up
@@_dabbe9676 you've probably had reddit for like 3 weeks
David-James Mcilreavy I’ll have you know I’ve had it 21 days, now good day to you sir
Now that was one way to get her attention. Instead of "I SAID HI"
jack: we had this game called bulldog
me: laughs in uk
me: ive been there
"It wasn't bad like her bone popped out or anything, that would be badass"
-jacksepticeye 2019
Jack has so many quotes now they're probably going to haunt him his life later
Fuck mobile legend!
Hello
magic is our life 😂
sean looks way too happy on the thumbnail at the idea of breaking his crush's ankle
I have played that no name game a lot... that's how we learned about pain as kids but our class still continued playing and it was fun :)
Jack: I like you
Crush: umm no
Jack: hip-pity hop-pity your ankles are my property.
Niko LEGENDARY
🤣
Legend
Niko go poppity
no more hippity hoppity
"The way I expressed my interest in girls in my class was pure violence"
Jack: * walks into the class *
Girl: Hi!
Jack: * punches her in the face *
Jack: Love ya
The Fuck?
90th liker to this comment
He used to say punch that like button after all
*"Like a boss"*
no jack thats not a like button
“So it all worked out” they did the dirty
I broke a gir's finger with a table in 6th grade one time. Not my crush though.
BTW, this school he's describing sounds exactly like the one I went to for 3 years. 6 kids, half girls, we played a game called "Bull Dozer" where we simply ran into each other full force with our arms crossed to try and knock eachother over. One time a kid got his top front teeth broken off. Good times...
“I didn’t know how to express it to her”
So I broke her ankle
That’s jack
Lol Jeff what is jack real name
Katsuki Bakugou sean
Jack real name is sean
jack: breaking my crushes ankle in school
Mr beast: breaking my crushes ankle and surprising her with a new one
That’s mrbeast for ya
MrBeast: Write that down! Write that down!
caps4 thecup me watching both at the same time oop
I'm died👏👏
For all your daily dose of mEmEs
Jack brings a whole new meaning to 'crushes'
I underestimated how descriptive he was gonna be.
now I will never eat again.
Jack runs in and tackles her: "WHY WONT YOU LOVE ME"
Now I'm just thinking of Betty skate 3... LOVE MEEEEE
I Gave you all I had Dutch
Why did I imagine this in jacks nugget voice
multi- blaster miss that series
Random child: *has the ball*
Everyone else: So you have chosen death.
Lmao
CHOOSE DEATH BITCH
Random child:shit😐
this is my favrite comment don't junge spelling
dont pulverize me please
Loved this story i lived it your really cool jack
I like how he gets straight to the point
In America when you have a crush on a girl you go tell her.
In Ireland you show her the Gaelic Power and break her ankle.
Trust me do not tell a girl you like them. I've done it a couple times and both times I not only list a chance at a girlfriend, but I also lost friends who I was close to. But I mean now I'm kinda friends with one of them again so, I guess the yarn is rewinding itself
@@allisonlaurenza2787 I hate when someone likes me,im so akward to tell them I do or I dont Like them.
@@nino1397 im skinny weak ugly nervous lanky shy anxious have strange introverted friends and am unfit. Lucky you
in america when you have a highschool crush, you shoot up the entire fucking school
@@aamirel-amarti4616 so i should bust my 6930 oof
Jack: Breaking my crush’s ankle brought us closer
All the 12 year olds in school the next day: YEEET
Oh my god this is one underrated comment
Cubii tysm 💜💜💜
Yeah this is great xD
Oh no im not gonna play that game
Hey.... im not gonna lie i kinda broke my crush arm.... uhhh STORY TIME!!!!
TYSM JACK! i broke my crush's ankle so I really needed this
aurya i luv uuuuuu
❤️❤️❤️
Bulldog is like classes, Heavy people are tanks, kids like you relied on Speed. And thats it.
Sandra: Gets the ball
Jack: Am about to end this girl's whole career
His name is sean not jack
I'm *
@@GIVEMETHEFORMUOLII I don't think you know what your doing this man action house is an intellectual
Action House 12 year old career?
@@user-kv2mq8iz8l so?
Sandra- gets ball
Why do I hear boss music
bro every time im in a jacksepticeye vid i see u like all the time
YAY TERRARIA
0:01 Well thats one way to confess
I'm crying, because, when you were telling the story, I was mapping it out in my mind. And sometimes, when I picture something like this in my mind, I tend to think about how it would have been if I did something like this, and I have quite a bad life, I'm depressed, no girl has ever liked me, and I'm not even very athletic, tall, or in general strong. So this made me think about how bad my life is. And I doubt that Jack will ever see this comment, thank you.
I think that if I broke any girls ankle, I would get the shit beat out of me, I would literally want to kill myself. I would be broken apart like a piece of shredded paper, and I doubt that the girl would absolutely hate me after it. I would feel terrible, I would cry myself to sleep every night from then on, and God knows how long it would take me to get over it.
If only her bone stuck out
"That would be badass" jacksepticeye 2019
Koma King I read this before I heard him say it and it still killed me
@@coleycourtney1403 thanks
Jack: I Broke My Crush's Ankle In School
Felix: *angry Gentleman noises*
Felix: *bell sounds intensifies*
Felix getting ready to murder jack black in minecraft: hold my beer
Roses are red
Violets are blue
The likes number is 269
So I won't bother you
*tips fedora*
also felix: s e x d u n g e o n