Re: Aliens Anything less than positive confirmation of extra terrestrial life is not newsworthy. "We don't know what it is so it has to be aliens" is the entire premise of Ancient Aliens on the History channel. Also congrats to Austin and Josh for actually having a coherent conversation on the Fermi paradox.
Hey NL, You can see movies before they are out they are called advanced screenings. They are open to the public so as long as you sign up for it. Saw live action Jungle book movie before it was even finished and saw green screen scenes and even stop motion or stock assets scenes (Oh and sketches)
The hell is wrong with NL saying you don't put gravy on anything but turkey? Roast lamb, roasted potatoes, cauliflower, broccoli, put them all on a plate, slather them all with gravy, it turns out great. Add to that the cauliflower and broccoli being cooked with whitesauce and cheese beforehand, and it's heavenly. Even if you don't like broccoli or cauliflower, I used to hate broccoli before we started that, but I love it now.
it probably wasnt intentional, but he sounded like a real asshole the way he mentioned that he wasn't buying gifts for anyone this year, would've been better starting of saying how much he spent the prior year
He basically said he is not buying any gifts because he does not value the gifts he receives unless they are expensive. It's all about money to him. No sentiment whatsoever
here's an idea. Dont give gift cards and put some actual thought in to getting something that has personal meaning that shows you actually pay attention and know the person.
God I missed Hitman so much. Good shit, good shit right there. Also, what happened to NL and Vertiginous Golf? I remember him actually like the game last year. Yeah, the other golf games are better, but Vert Golf is still pretty decent and a bit more visually interesting with a little mario kart-like stuff in it.
Northernlion: "If ghosts and aliens exist, we're fucked...Cause that just like, infinitely multiplied the number of ghosts I expected to exist." No one gives that line much thought, but damn is he right. Way to amp up my fear of the universe 10,000% egg, as even in the afterlife, I may still require the use of bowels to shit myself at the sight of our planet inhabited not by our own kind, but phantoms of faraway planets.
For the movie snack thing, me and my friends litterally brough like 7 bags of candy between the 4 of us, there were 5 but one didnt bring anything, and one friend filled an entier gallon jug for orange juice with baha blast from taco bell because we ate there before hand that night was fucking funny as hell
I disagree about the gift giving stuff. I am in college and spent within my means on gifts for family and gf, don't get gifts for my friends because you know, we're bros already. But my parents are getting me parts for a computer and I got them shit they need, it works out nicely. Christmas.
Love Kate but does she not realize the NLSS is NL's work? We can almost never hear her and it breaks up the conversations. Great to have her on as a guest etc, but the 1 or 2 muffled conversations per NLSS are getting a little old.
She knows what his job is, it's hers as well. She also knows most people like her random quirkiness... plus what wife doesn't like to bug her husband at work a little? It's cute.
As a blanket statement, a wife bugging her husband at work isn't "cute", it's distracting and could have nasty consequences. However, given the nature of this job, it's much more forgiving, so there's really not really much of a problem.
CaoSong remember to ask the teacher what a rhetorical question is when you get back from school holidays. Sure it might be harmless but it still disrupts the show and often isn't audible. I never mentioned the value of kates quirks but thanks for ignoring the point of my post and make it seem like I don't like her to gain favor.
Buying gifts is absolutely fine if you put thought into it, as is giving cards. These are the kind of people who give cards but just write "to x, love y", no actual message relating to the holiday. Boring people dismissing something lots of people put thought and time into as if they're too smart for it when really they're lazy and cynical. Quit being so smug.
We only give one gift to one person in my family. That give you time to think and spend time on it. Gift cards are not ok then. If we really can't think of something, we make it up and pretend to give it. My brother got a dwarf manservant a couple of years ago and that was the most memorable gift, even though it wasn't real:) Another year i gave my dad calling to change their internet peovider, something that he'd been putting off forever. Didn't pay for it, he did that. but all the bothersome contact with them, i took care of. He's loaded, but hates talking to salespeople and tech support so... Point is, the thing isn't important, it's that you spend time thinking about what someone might like and/or need. Or laugh at, like a horrible painting you bought discount. Maybe a crayon drawing if you the giver is over 25
no, upper middle class. we just don't see the need for it to be only about pricetags. is me being broke really the only reason you can fathom for me not to make christmas about spending money?
Game theory on why games sometimes get worse with new patches: the publisher makes the game slightly worse over time with new patches so that when they re release the same game again in 2 years they fool you into thinking it is much better when in reality it is jst as good as release patch of the last game.
A meaningful gift doesnt have to be like 500 dollars Austin. My gf loves polar bears. If I give her anything polar bear related shell love it. So youre wrong
Dalton Triputra She just says that she loves those presents to make you feel better. What she wants is an actual polar bear though or a trip to alaska to see them in their natural habitat
K8 should talk into your mic when she stops the show to tell you about * muffled noises * it would be a lot more interesting than said muffed noises. Having to have every muffled thing she talks about either ignored in conversation, or repeated so it can be integrated into banter is kinda lame. This is very minor and doesn't affect my enjoyment that much, but hey if she wanted to talk more leaning next to the mic would make it slightly more ideal for me.
I'm against holiday gift giving. If you're obligated to give gifts, it doesn't actually mean anything. I do give a lot of random gifts to people I like throughout the year, though.
As an addendum to the alien discussion, any alien technologically advanced enough to reach us are probably going to see us as we see apes. Or worse. I believe this theory was espoused by Niel Degrasse Tyson, I don't remember the name of it.
Wtf NL? Not other kinds of gravy? Lol what the actual fuck are you talking about. Maybe it's an american thing but I love having beef gravy with roast beef, chicken gravy with chicken, country gravy with chicken fried steak, any gravy with mashed potatoes. I don't think it's very uncommon.
Dude, more places need to do chicken gravy though. Aside from occasionally having it at home the only place I see it is KFC. Maybe I should move to the south...
as a millennial child of deaf people you are obligated to to apologize to me for that " joke " in quiplash or pay taxes at 99% for the rest of your life acquiesce #Canada #im sorry buy this place is sunnier than average but im not racist # geoguessr #i earn a million a year but live in an apt and eat 40 dollar sushi daily and complain i cant afford a house
Kate's insistent intrusions into the NLSS really lessen my enjoyment of the segment. I was watching this live then just closed the tab when she kept on trying to talk to NL off-mic. Thanks to NL for putting up the vods so people can skip ahead.
I normally don't mind her interjections. Definitely feels more intrusive in this video though. Especially when NL was also asking her to give him space.
Guys just a quick reminder that NL lost to Hafu at the champions of fire tournament sponsored by amazon
Zap Brannigan thanks I almost forgot
LET'S THRO
:(
NL has lost to Hafu in the champions of fire tournament? Kif, inform the men.
He has to watch out for DOUBTS
Any show with Josh makes it an automatic A tier docket
Christopher Juarez yeah but malf makes its automatic SS
"some alloys that came from the ocean that scientists couldn't identify where they came from"
they came from the ocean
hey thats pretty okay
A legendary quiplash segment. Not the best ever, but definitely top 5.
this is docket is hot fire B O I S, also josh dei
more like hot trash
Minty Cold shut your deadass up
NL post your Eggcoin wallet address so we can send you massive amounts of eggcoins
"There's no one here"
*3 other people in the kitchen*
Why do you do this egg?
Re: Aliens
Anything less than positive confirmation of extra terrestrial life is not newsworthy. "We don't know what it is so it has to be aliens" is the entire premise of Ancient Aliens on the History channel.
Also congrats to Austin and Josh for actually having a coherent conversation on the Fermi paradox.
Damn I miss the NLSS
Been rewatching for about a year now and god, I so very much agree.
This couldn't have come at a better time. Thank you boi
when quiplash came up, i was waiting for the counter to pop up whenever i heard a meme. then i remembered this is the actual NL channel
Hey NL, You can see movies before they are out they are called advanced screenings. They are open to the public so as long as you sign up for it. Saw live action Jungle book movie before it was even finished and saw green screen scenes and even stop motion or stock assets scenes (Oh and sketches)
The hell is wrong with NL saying you don't put gravy on anything but turkey? Roast lamb, roasted potatoes, cauliflower, broccoli, put them all on a plate, slather them all with gravy, it turns out great. Add to that the cauliflower and broccoli being cooked with whitesauce and cheese beforehand, and it's heavenly. Even if you don't like broccoli or cauliflower, I used to hate broccoli before we started that, but I love it now.
Austin seems to have a hard time finding a middle man between spending thousands of dollars on gifts VS flat out not buying any.
it probably wasnt intentional, but he sounded like a real asshole the way he mentioned that he wasn't buying gifts for anyone this year, would've been better starting of saying how much he spent the prior year
He basically said he is not buying any gifts because he does not value the gifts he receives unless they are expensive. It's all about money to him. No sentiment whatsoever
well then that is outright bullshit, you could easily get a good gift for someone that would at least be around $20
MrMpa31 No fuck off, his argument was that everyone only gives gift cards and it's wasting the gift-giver's money, how is that sentimental?
here's an idea. Dont give gift cards and put some actual thought in to getting something that has personal meaning that shows you actually pay attention and know the person.
You had me at *Josh*
>chef looking right at agent
"no one can see this"
JOSH AND MALF WITH HITMAN??? GOD BLESS
Wow, this episode should be titled "Bah Humbug" , what a bunch of grinches
I knew exactly who he was talking about right when he said “ chat, you know that guy”
The first 15 minutes of this is the most hilarious shit I’ve ever heard
God I missed Hitman so much. Good shit, good shit right there. Also, what happened to NL and Vertiginous Golf? I remember him actually like the game last year. Yeah, the other golf games are better, but Vert Golf is still pretty decent and a bit more visually interesting with a little mario kart-like stuff in it.
Did you see the Masters (The Golf tournament with the NLSS crew) They hated the game after that.
I did but I didn't understand the hate. They didn't have that hate when they played it before the Masters.
2:15:55 These are the most awkwardly hilarious minutes of this show xD
absolutely amazing!
Stardew Values is the Stardew Valley/Addams Family Values crossover I never knew I wanted.
Also correction, it was aoe1 mot aoe2 and it was wololo
"Faster than light exists"
"We're fuckin streamers."
LET'S
RUBBLE
TravizHatesYourMom I hate you
TravizHatesYourMom are you ready to rumble tho?
A C Q U I E S C E yourself shut, senior
Any docket with Josh is an S+ docket
HITMAN IS BACK ON THE DOCKET LETS GOOOOOOOO
Guys Justin isn't in the description
Golden-Voice-Baer
LET US GOOO
"Noones here and can see this" *3 otheres are there and could see it*
this docket is LIT:
HITTY
GOLFY
QUIPPY
JOSHY
*chef kiss* MUAH! A+ tier docky
NL, in the uk we eat gravy with lots of stuff and yes, it only improves a meal.
LET'S
ACTUALLY
GO!!
22:40 Will.I.am.over.there
ily trappychan
Nl, right before you talked about can you spoil a movie from a trailer, I complained to my friends about you spoiling black panther
Northernlion: "If ghosts and aliens exist, we're fucked...Cause that just like, infinitely multiplied the number of ghosts I expected to exist." No one gives that line much thought, but damn is he right. Way to amp up my fear of the universe 10,000% egg, as even in the afterlife, I may still require the use of bowels to shit myself at the sight of our planet inhabited not by our own kind, but phantoms of faraway planets.
Getting more than they are receiving
For the movie snack thing, me and my friends litterally brough like 7 bags of candy between the 4 of us, there were 5 but one didnt bring anything, and one friend filled an entier gallon jug for orange juice with baha blast from taco bell because we ate there before hand that night was fucking funny as hell
I forgot, 2 of my friends also brought sandwhiches from subway too
'No ambitious targets'? K8 playing ck2?
I disagree about the gift giving stuff. I am in college and spent within my means on gifts for family and gf, don't get gifts for my friends because you know, we're bros already. But my parents are getting me parts for a computer and I got them shit they need, it works out nicely. Christmas.
I’d choose to go out like Pvt. Vasquez in Aliens.
Apparently chat and Austin agree, so it must be correct.
Love Kate but does she not realize the NLSS is NL's work? We can almost never hear her and it breaks up the conversations. Great to have her on as a guest etc, but the 1 or 2 muffled conversations per NLSS are getting a little old.
CS i honestly just wish she would get on mic
She knows what his job is, it's hers as well. She also knows most people like her random quirkiness... plus what wife doesn't like to bug her husband at work a little? It's cute.
I live for kates muffled conversations, its always funny
As a blanket statement, a wife bugging her husband at work isn't "cute", it's distracting and could have nasty consequences. However, given the nature of this job, it's much more forgiving, so there's really not really much of a problem.
CaoSong remember to ask the teacher what a rhetorical question is when you get back from school holidays.
Sure it might be harmless but it still disrupts the show and often isn't audible.
I never mentioned the value of kates quirks but thanks for ignoring the point of my post and make it seem like I don't like her to gain favor.
Quiplash segment was brilliant... also how high is Josh??? Lmao
If it had been "jackbot" instead of jackpot it woulve been soooo good
Fuck it, after 2017 just let the aliens take me. I don't want to live on this planet anymore.
A tier docket
WHEN I SAY LETS, YOU SAY (g0)
LETS
(g0) ;(
GO!
(gO)
Are malf and Austin the same person?
Buying gifts is absolutely fine if you put thought into it, as is giving cards. These are the kind of people who give cards but just write "to x, love y", no actual message relating to the holiday. Boring people dismissing something lots of people put thought and time into as if they're too smart for it when really they're lazy and cynical. Quit being so smug.
someone link me to aliens
Who was the other dude in golf?
Justin?
@@ConRayArt yeah I think I didn't know about him back then
Hi! 🍄
John Smith hi mushroom
Is anyone else getting stuttering issues?
VOD BOIS
We only give one gift to one person in my family. That give you time to think and spend time on it.
Gift cards are not ok then.
If we really can't think of something, we make it up and pretend to give it.
My brother got a dwarf manservant a couple of years ago and that was the most memorable gift, even though it wasn't real:)
Another year i gave my dad calling to change their internet peovider, something that he'd been putting off forever. Didn't pay for it, he did that. but all the bothersome contact with them, i took care of. He's loaded, but hates talking to salespeople and tech support so...
Point is, the thing isn't important, it's that you spend time thinking about what someone might like and/or need.
Or laugh at, like a horrible painting you bought discount. Maybe a crayon drawing if you the giver is over 25
The Glorious Champion of all that is Good and Just Sounds more like youre broke af...but nice excuse
no, upper middle class. we just don't see the need for it to be only about pricetags. is me being broke really the only reason you can fathom for me not to make christmas about spending money?
Omg get out of my subscription tab boiii
To answer your question from 34:17 NL, I'm 18 and most of my generation at least where I live hates one direction
Sorry guy, can't watch cause I got American finals
Good luck on your finals. You're gonna do great.
rip
ProRevolts same. I study as i listen. Lets... GO
31:30 is hilarious!
LETS GOO!!
His name is *GAMBIT*
Bryson McBride What? No! Goddammit I hate this bait.. it's Wraith or Ghost or something
S++++ Tier Docket!
Where's nick
In Ireland
In Ireland with Lyn.
Game theory on why games sometimes get worse with new patches: the publisher makes the game slightly worse over time with new patches so that when they re release the same game again in 2 years they fool you into thinking it is much better when in reality it is jst as good as release patch of the last game.
A meaningful gift doesnt have to be like 500 dollars Austin. My gf loves polar bears. If I give her anything polar bear related shell love it. So youre wrong
Dalton Triputra She just says that she loves those presents to make you feel better. What she wants is an actual polar bear though or a trip to alaska to see them in their natural habitat
give them cold hard emotionless cash as a gift.
47:33 Alrigh, there is a point where its just annoying and frustrating
2:25:34 I love this
Ya, sometimes, one direction is just kinda stupid fun to listen to 😂😂
LEEETTTTTS GOOOOOO
Concerning gift giving... Giftster
K8 should talk into your mic when she stops the show to tell you about * muffled noises * it would be a lot more interesting than said muffed noises. Having to have every muffled thing she talks about either ignored in conversation, or repeated so it can be integrated into banter is kinda lame.
This is very minor and doesn't affect my enjoyment that much, but hey if she wanted to talk more leaning next to the mic would make it slightly more ideal for me.
D O K I D O K I
0:01 "Sucking down the [walking sticks]"... um...
0:25 Jesus... this Irish shtick better end soon.
hitman really is a banter killer
I'm against holiday gift giving. If you're obligated to give gifts, it doesn't actually mean anything. I do give a lot of random gifts to people I like throughout the year, though.
I killed Agent 47.
Actual Hitman God.
a nice classic docket. B+ all around.
!og s'tel
Through the power of his gays.
B+ docket
High tier docket + josh but -5 points for no Nek
As an addendum to the alien discussion, any alien technologically advanced enough to reach us are probably going to see us as we see apes. Or worse. I believe this theory was espoused by Niel Degrasse Tyson, I don't remember the name of it.
OooOoOooOooo
Respect your wife NL
Def sneak in snacks for movies they are way too overpriced to be buying.
Wtf NL? Not other kinds of gravy? Lol what the actual fuck are you talking about. Maybe it's an american thing but I love having beef gravy with roast beef, chicken gravy with chicken, country gravy with chicken fried steak, any gravy with mashed potatoes. I don't think it's very uncommon.
Dude, more places need to do chicken gravy though. Aside from occasionally having it at home the only place I see it is KFC. Maybe I should move to the south...
1:29:00 lmfao
Malf + Josh = ẞẞẞ
$$$$
I hate how Kate keeps bothering NL when he's clearly working.
as a millennial child of deaf people you are obligated to to apologize to me for that " joke " in quiplash or pay taxes at 99% for the rest of your life acquiesce #Canada #im sorry buy this place is sunnier than average but im not racist # geoguessr #i earn a million a year but live in an apt and eat 40 dollar sushi daily and complain i cant afford a house
Kate's insistent intrusions into the NLSS really lessen my enjoyment of the segment. I was watching this live then just closed the tab when she kept on trying to talk to NL off-mic. Thanks to NL for putting up the vods so people can skip ahead.
valenciansun hard disagree, Kate stories are the best
how dare people complain about their entertainment being randomly interrupted by bs
valenciansun How dare someone have their free entertainment be interrupted by something other than an ad
I normally don't mind her interjections. Definitely feels more intrusive in this video though. Especially when NL was also asking her to give him space.
;)
I definitely still get more than I give on Christmas... by far, but gift giving makes no fucking sense.
Will NL ever stop being salty about the election?
no, the leftist scum will cry for the next 15 years
I don't even ameriican voting system dweeb, **ddabs**
Cum Dumpster The Fifth 4% voter turnout lul
wow im early
Can we divorce Kate
no you mad man
Is anybody else really tired of listening to these jabronies discuss Marvel movies?