Most airmen aren't likely to actually fight the enemy anyway, the only ones who really see action are pilots and mps lol. 99% of airforce jobs are purely support roles.
History Channel narrator: "The USAF Honor Guard, America's elite, puts its recruits through the most rigorous and intense training of any military operations training unit worldwide"
but on the 22nd of november disasterous news arrived.. minsk have fallen to chichanov. he then march over to north and drove the polish garrison out of the town. by now the berezina river to have frozen into solid ice, so crossing could be possible on all sides. but a sudden thaw had turned the river into a turrent of ice.
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I don't know why, but the ones barely managing to hold back their laughter always seem a lot more sympathetic to me than the ones who seemingly don't even need to try.
I have done a lot of "You laugh, you lose" videos. This, by far, was the worst, because I could focus on their reactions. Believe me when I say that I cackled like a madman.
@@Certified_souls_player some people are better cut-out than others for Honor Guard duty. Frankly, anyone who doesn’t laugh probably doesn’t have a soul, as far as I’m concerned. Because that chicken is possibly the most absurdly ridiculously hilarious thing that there has ever been.
I HAVE LEARNED THEIR SECRET so how not to laugh step 1: think about something else that will not make you laugh step 2: completely ignore the fact the chicken exists step 3: be happy
The young airman suddenly has the burlap bag yanked from his head. He goes to move his arms but finds himself tied to the chair. Airman: "I've...faced UCMJ before. You don't scare me! Do your worse!" Tech Sergeant "Oh, no, there won't be UCMJ. Not his time. You won't be getting let off that easy." Airman: "What...what are going to do?". The Tech Sergeant opens up a small box on the desk, and slowly removes a rubber chicken. The Airman's eyes grow wide and he desperately begins trying to break free. Airman: "Oh you sick bastards! No! NOOOOOOO!!!".
Enemy soldier: Someone has breached the building! Enemy soldier #2: But, it’s dark! How can we tell where he is? Enemy soldier: Oh, don’t worry. I got a plan. *pulls out rubber chicken*
*Drill instructor:* DO YOU RECALL LAUGHING AT A SQUEAKING CHICKEN YOU GODDAMN MAGGOT!!! *Cadet:* sir yes s- *Drill instructor:* I CANT HEAR YOU GODDAMNIT!!!! *Cadet:* SIR YES SIR!!! LMAO😂😂😂💀
@@sckupz5125 Air force: "don't worry, they won't find us in this cloud ghille suit if we stay quiet" (The enemy pilots whizzing by at 1,000 mph quickly pull out rubber chickens) Air force: shit
it's ridicolous that so many are failing this test. How can you know that you have to maintain bearing to get this job and go there, knowing you can not maintain bearing when something funny happens? We had this in theatre class and it's true, not all can do that. But why do you go there if you are one of these who can not do that? I can do that no problem. Maybe all the others just had a sunshine life. Just think about anything really sad. For me it was my dog passing away. I would not let out a single laugh no matter what happened. Easy 100%. So easy. Just cover your thoughts in your head with something super sad.
and to this day i can keep a super serious face, no matter what happens, just thinking about my dog who passed away 17 years ago :,( it's also a way that I can cry on command. I think over the years I figured out many people don't really have strong emotions, positive or negative. I can not imagine not having this skill. I can not really understand people who must laugh when they think about something sad. Can they not focus their mind? Do they not feel sad in their memory? idk.
Its funny how setting is everything when it comes to humor. Someone putting a rubber chicken in your face and making it honk would usually be neutral or even slightly irritating, but when you're put into a situation where you know your not allowed to laugh it suddenly becomes the most hilarious thing thats ever happened to you
This is true, one time me and my cousins went to see the new lion king movie and when Simba's father died for some reason me and one of my cousins couldn't stop laughing and everyone else at the cinema was all depressed and looking back at us all weird
In boot camp, while standing on line, sometimes we'd make stupid faces at our platoon mates who were standing across from us. This was usually when one or more DIs were walking up and down the squad bay talking (screaming), and it was extremely difficult to not lose your shit in that moment. If someone makes faces like that at me in any other situation, I'm just gonna think they're crazy and probably only slightly raise an eyebrow. Boot camp was a weird time.
@hey Couple of problems, One, who took a dump in your breakfast this morning? and two, you are an idiot if u think I am looking to get honour or attention over the internet using the screen name burnit01. Clearly, Bush left you behind.
burnit 01 My cousin is in the airforce,and I'm enlisting soon.They don't make you do push ups for the rubber chicken test,because it's something optional.Sorry for all the unnecessary cursing though
Not everyone lives in the US. I am Canadian, I am a medic in the army and I joined 7 years ago. During our basic military qualifications (BMQ) the instructors would do this to keep the moral of the platoon high, by making us laugh, and whoever laughed had to do 20 push-ups. I accept your apology but don't go attacking people like that in real life, it is a serious crime (Stolen valor). Especially, if you are wrong and the person turns out to a veteran or an active serviceman. Best of luck in the AF and I am sure you will do great.
Ill Will I did a police academy program and all I can say is the toughest part of policing (at least where I live, the crime is in the negatives) training is the most difficult part of the job.
@@jasonshrout8921 Normally, I can't stand Millennials...but idiots thinking farts are funny has been a thing since WAY before them. There probably was some dumbass laughing about that in the 1800's.
These aren’t soldiers, these are airmen. Army is “soldiers” Marines are “devil dogs” or more commonly “crayon eater” and Navy is “wow he has a massive dick”
0:46 *Flashbacks from his childhood when he used to live in a farm with his parents, until something got in, the last thing he remembers were the chickens being murdered.*
@@dankovac1609 - I've been with Cena on a plane once. Nope. Nothing against him. He's just a joker, it seems. Now The Great Khali, whole 'nother story. I had to sit next to the two seats he took up. Showing my age, but I was at Truman's funeral. My sister and I were very young and tried making the Marines break bearing. Stone cold.
Marines: “During our boot camp we are maced, tear gassed, forced to swim in freezing water and crawl through mud for days” Air Force: Try not to laugh vol. 3 (impossible)
Out of all the inventions humanity has come up with, the rubber chicken is amoung the greatest. Alien cultures will look upon these majestic birds and desire their own! Invading earth for just the chance at acquiring their very own squeaky companion!
I’d like to imagine an alien taking notes “seems as though the humans have found some sort of extreme training method involving a rubber chicken we must study this further!”
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Mate : What was the toughest enemy you faced in USAF Career ?
Me : The rubber Chicken .
Most airmen aren't likely to actually fight the enemy anyway, the only ones who really see action are pilots and mps lol. 99% of airforce jobs are purely support roles.
@@thememe986 Don't forget ALO/TACP and PJs
*The chicken...* lol
That’s the only enemy they’ve seen so yeah
#Chairforce
History Channel narrator: "The USAF Honor Guard, America's elite, puts its recruits through the most rigorous and intense training of any military operations training unit worldwide"
but on the 22nd of november disasterous news arrived.. minsk have fallen to chichanov.
he then march over to north and drove the polish garrison out of the town.
by now the berezina river to have frozen into solid ice, so crossing could be possible on all sides.
but a sudden thaw had turned the river into a turrent of ice.
Ah oh we have a funny guy
As a Dutch (sorry for my English), I feel this is always the case, at any channel or place in the States🙈 I am wrong?
Fuck america
Our military is a joke
"What do you do for a living?"
I'm lead chicken squeaker....
Looks like a fun job though! :)
Greatest comment
Lollll
He is the lead chicken chocker.
"I transports the chicken an' he squeaks the chicken."
everyone: *holding in laughter*
that one guy: 🗿
Dude found out his wife was cheating and the kid wasn’t his
I dunno what makes just dropping this emoji so funny.
@@anthonyv3564 what happend him?
@@mangaslans Nothing. This is internet.
Man had that medal of honor gaze
“Yeah, I’m a man.”
*“honk”*
_hysterical laughter_
that and the dudes reply above me made me laugh
hardly, these guys are air force
@@ffxiarcadius AYO CHILL 😭
@@dzvxo I'm too sharp to handle too cold to hold
@@ffxiarcadius you eat crayons
Whoever the chicken handler is has excellent comedic timing, I see why he was hired for the job
"The chicken handler" lol
The army recruiter chasing the class clown to sign him up for rubber chicken duty
Glad he is fighting for our country
Job Title: “The Cock Squeezer”
I can imagine a three-stage qualification check and training program for USAF Humor Detection Officers.
This method was later outlawed in interrogation usage owing to being deemed “too gruesome.”
Seriously? That's hilarious.
@@Cat_1887 it’s a joke
@@unfunnyguy1377 it's hilarious
It's an absolutely barbaric method of obtaining information.
Good riddence.
😂
Fun Fact: At Guantanamo Bay, they have interrogated prisoners there using episodes of Sesame Street as a form of psychological weaponry.
0:45
Man's mind: *That was the last sound i heard before my family died in our burning farm.*
That just made my night lol lmfao
Wow, it's a secret that how do not laugh.
😂💀😭🤣😵😂
@@cruse1177 This is cringe.
@@frantsrapbeat what are you talking about
Everyone when faced against the chicken: Laughs
That one guy: 🗿
He might be robot from inside
Thanos dad
@@paytonjones432 what??
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Underrated
There is this psychological phenomenon that everything just becomes funnier if you're not allowed to laugh 😂
100 percent!! I believe that from experience.
Yes, always used to get the giggles at mass.
@@naplzt4k have you ever laughed a day in ur life my guy
True😂
@@duskdawn1974 nah he's an edgy depressed guy 😱😭🥺😭😔
0:24 that’s the face of a man that loves his job
"Go ooooooon... Laugh... I know you want to..."
I love the chicken abuse at 0:57, kills me everytime
0:20 Me and my best friend in the most strict class trying not to laugh while it’s really quiet
A m p l e x f u l - Yes
Factssssssssss bro
i spot a louie
Low key me everyday
Lmao
The chicken whispering into every soldier's ear:
"Anyone else feel like a little... giggle...? When I mention my friend... Biggus... Dickus...?"
You my friend are a legend 😂😂😂
@MrGoldo do you find it, wisible...? When I sayyyyy the name... Biggus... Dickus!
🤣
Stares for moment.... he has a wife you know....
@@adamstaples6438 You know what she's called?
She's called...
Incontinentia.
0:41
"A chicken won't stop me from avenging my wife and my kids."
😂😂😂😂
160th like
Lol
I should be laughing but damn
Lmao
Dad: Do you really think there is a future in rubber chicken squeezing.
Son: yes.
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@@AxxLAfriku well. he has a wife which means he is married. unfortunately you only have 2 girlfriends which means you aren't married so, l o l.
Some Biggus Dickus levels of attempting not to laugh.
Big_Adam_2050 fuck...beat me to it., wait till Naughty Maximus hears about this
Big_Adam_2050 I was literally watching that movie like, 5 hours ago.
Big_Adam_2050 tell it to his wife:Incontinentia....
Big_Adam_2050 his name iss........Biggus...a dickus
Matt Thomas
He has a wife you know. You know what she's called? She's called... 'Incontinentia'.
'Incontinentia Buttocks'.
The other military soldiers only chuckling when they see the bird:
Me laughing because I heard it 6 soldiers away from me:
0:30 The guy between those 2 girls is literally dying of laughter 😂😂
LOLL
The girl on the right of that guy:
Is beautiful...
@@zeropsycho5768 a'ight normal-o
O QUE VOCE DISSE?
@@quatron_m simp
This is making me laugh through a screen i can’t imagine how I’d react if I was there
I don't know why, but the ones barely managing to hold back their laughter always seem a lot more sympathetic to me than the ones who seemingly don't even need to try.
“Hey what’s your job in the USAF?”
“Oh I’m a chicken handler”
I love the possibility that this rubber chicken is classified as official military supplies.
I have done a lot of "You laugh, you lose" videos. This, by far, was the worst, because I could focus on their reactions.
Believe me when I say that I cackled like a madman.
Skrattar duuu förlorar du
Imagine going through hell in training to get to this point, putting in every bit of willpower you have and failing to a rubber chicken.
I don’t think I could ever pass this test. Being able to laugh at the absurd is part of the human condition of having a soul.
That’s the whole point they basically want you to be emotionless so you’re the perfect soldier
@@Certified_souls_player some people are better cut-out than others for Honor Guard duty. Frankly, anyone who doesn’t laugh probably doesn’t have a soul, as far as I’m concerned. Because that chicken is possibly the most absurdly ridiculously hilarious thing that there has ever been.
If the military wanted you to have a sense of humor or a soul, they would issue you one.
@@Anurahm_Kycor 😂👍
Sure but they do have emotions
They just need to have straight faces in dark times
You can tell the guy with the chicken is having a good time.
0:44
"You think this is a joke??? Rubber chickens killed my family!"
Lol
I HAVE LEARNED THEIR SECRET so how not to laugh
step 1: think about something else that will not make you laugh
step 2: completely ignore the fact the chicken exists
step 3: be happy
The dude with the chicken has the best job ever. If I can't be an astronaut, I would happily do that, instead.
JohnnyWishbone85 I'm sure he does more than try to make people laugh with a runner chicken
POV: Most intense Air Force training
literally the most taxing exercise in the entire air force.
I didn’t even laugh because of the chicken, I laughed because of their reaction XDD
And their reaction is justified by the chicken blowing air at their face at different unexpected intervals.
same also when he used that stick on the chicken it was funny as hell
Mee too🐥
Well... looks like you're not fit for military.
same lol
guards: not laughing (some of them) but all less.
me: laughing hardly without even the test-
Yet another example of how everything becomes funnier when you shouldn’t be laughing
They used to just have John Cleese come by but then they realised it wasn't a realistically passable test.
I failed the test miserably. I Laughed BEFORE the video started and was still laughing after it ended.
the Chicken: “he has a wife, you know…"
"Do you know what she's called?"
@@thesimiccombine3192 "Shes called incontinetia"
@@Zion_z1488 Incontinentia Buttocks
Soldier 1:help me
Soldier 2:im trying my best guys ok i was hard holding in my laughter
Soildier 3:this ez nvm
Soldier 4:lightwork no reaction
the guy by him is just laughing. And the old one don't mess around. And poor chicken
Everyone: *cracking a smile*
The Doom Marine at 0:41: 🗿
legend says the rate of passing is 99.9%
At 0:20 the way he just slowly creeps it into your vision would kill me
0:36 bro is his best friend 😂😂 he doesn't wanna let him go
recruitment test
1980: 100000 push-ups
2012: chicken test
legit not even the recruitment test
The young airman suddenly has the burlap bag yanked from his head. He goes to move his arms but finds himself tied to the chair.
Airman: "I've...faced UCMJ before. You don't scare me! Do your worse!"
Tech Sergeant "Oh, no, there won't be UCMJ. Not his time. You won't be getting let off that easy."
Airman: "What...what are going to do?".
The Tech Sergeant opens up a small box on the desk, and slowly removes a rubber chicken. The Airman's eyes grow wide and he desperately begins trying to break free.
Airman: "Oh you sick bastards! No! NOOOOOOO!!!".
Become a writer dude
Folkskjöldr make a book out of this, bro. A comedy book. It'd be great
This was hilarious but watching the chicken get bayoneted was hysterical 😂
0:59 honestly i would be rolling on the floor😂😂 he's trying to kill the chicken lol 😂
He is trying to reproduce
"DO YOU WANT SOME DEMOCRACY, RUBBER BASTARD?"
The person who doesnt laugh, are psychopaths, they are the perfect soldiers: no emotions, perfect for war
This is real serious stuff. My brother died during this excruciating and strenuous test. Rip bro god needed you more it seems.
he died from laughter or the enemies had chickens to make soldiers laugh then shoot them when there guard is down
Did he drop any good loot?
You saying the chicken came home to roost
😂 Sorry for your loss
“SARGE, THE TALIBAN’S SENDING IN A RUBBER CHICKEN!”
"Mother of God..."
They're in the trees man!!!!!
All they have to do is 🦆
That last guy had it rough.. The rubber chicken look straight into his eyes 😂
For the next level training you could have people who genuinely find this funny asf to react infront of the soldier
The ancient Romans used to do something similar, they would go around asking their Legionaries about this person named "Biggus Dickus".
This comment needs more likes lol
... "He has a wife, you know?" >)X^D
Ah, a man of culture
You know almost all of that scene was improv, and the soldiers laughing was improv
Actually I think it was the Womans
Soilders:I am brave and serious
Rubber chicken:oh I am gonna ruin there careers forever
Galaxy Girl airmen**
@@cman7113 *Their
Haha
0:07 Lost
0:17 Lost
0:32 Almost win but lost
0:44 You Win
For Who just lost will be send to Gulag.
@Stop Political Censorship pls "Go life in"
Better dead than red. I hate Communists.
@@депрессивныйстудент
Says the guy with a swastika avi.
Vladirmir Lenin *almost won*
@@lindanchi5646 stfu Linda lol
Only chicken that makes people laugh not hungry.
This seems like a very Air Force thing to do.
Truly the most gruesome interrogation method.
Enemy soldier: Someone has breached the building!
Enemy soldier #2: But, it’s dark! How can we tell where he is?
Enemy soldier: Oh, don’t worry. I got a plan. *pulls out rubber chicken*
This comment is so underrated...
lol
Its so dumb that it might could work
I agree, this comment needs way more likes, I managed to get through the video with a straight face. This comment broke me though.
Oh god it would of been hilarious if a Marine drill instructor ass chewed a cadet for laughing at a chicken. LOL
Megalodon64 The Chicken is the drill instructor!
*Drill instructor:* DO YOU RECALL LAUGHING AT A SQUEAKING CHICKEN YOU GODDAMN MAGGOT!!!
*Cadet:* sir yes s-
*Drill instructor:* I CANT HEAR YOU GODDAMNIT!!!!
*Cadet:* SIR YES SIR!!!
LMAO😂😂😂💀
Brings back memories of the co jumping all around you making weird ass faces
The guy at 0:45 seconds: "What is this laughter that you speak of?"
JROTC: are we gonna keep the chicken?
ROTC: Of course we're gonna keep the chicken
That's basically the extent of Air Force training.
0:46 this dude is a legend! 🔥
look at the face 🗿😱
..
ixhifr
no, definitely doom guy
@@AlliedMastercomputor Bro he's who😃
Shot on iPhone meme 2021 😀😀
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This is like a scene you'd see in Hot Shots 😂
I think if you don't laugh you lose.
“Damn bro why didn’t you pass training”
“I laughed at a rubber chicken”
Lol
Lmoa
Rofl
Ngakak anjir😂
@@iamrotterpigeon "Laughing My Out A**"
0:42 you can’t tell me this is the best example of a grunt in the military
No, it's a honk
Bro’s built like the mf Doomslayer 💀💀
@@ItzJustDrakoxdeadass💀
When he takes off his hat, the shadows still cover his face
Yeah, he looks like B.J. Blazkowicz.
0:47 he experienced all the pain and sorrow that he can't even laugh now
Edge lord
@@Chadius_Thundercock balls
@@Chadius_Thundercockyo what
@@Randomdude260 chicken butt
Should we pull out his fingernails sir?
No, get.....the chicken.
NOT LE CHICKEN ((((；ﾟДﾟ)))))))
OH GOD HAHAH MAKE IT STOP HAHA WHYYYY
Not THIS screaming chicken please I'LL TELL EVERYTHING YOU WANNA KNOW
SilentMott, Oh god no, here is what I know we land in normandy on June 6, SWORD, JUNO, GOLD, OMAHA and UTAH are the beaches.
SilentMott You sir deserve an award. I laughed so hard i fucking died.
Soldier : "They will never find us in this camouflage till we remain absolutely silent"
Terrorists pull out rubber duck
Soldier : "Shit.."
wtf kkkkkkkkkkk
Damn, hahahaha.
Oh no
Airmen they ain’t soldiers their airmen
@@sckupz5125
Air force: "don't worry, they won't find us in this cloud ghille suit if we stay quiet"
(The enemy pilots whizzing by at 1,000 mph quickly pull out rubber chickens)
Air force: shit
Friend:
What's your job ?
Me:
Its complicated...
No it's classified
No, it’s necessary
I make honor guard soldiers laught.
To control cheek muscle and throat voice
a job that can literally screw you over
0:46 he didn't even flinch, he's a legend and a veteran
His father was beaten to death by Vietcong with a rubber chicken in 1971 and it's really not funny.
He’s probably vegan
@@redwhites3651no way u beliwvw that sh*t
it's ridicolous that so many are failing this test. How can you know that you have to maintain bearing to get this job and go there, knowing you can not maintain bearing when something funny happens?
We had this in theatre class and it's true, not all can do that. But why do you go there if you are one of these who can not do that?
I can do that no problem. Maybe all the others just had a sunshine life. Just think about anything really sad. For me it was my dog passing away. I would not let out a single laugh no matter what happened. Easy 100%. So easy. Just cover your thoughts in your head with something super sad.
and to this day i can keep a super serious face, no matter what happens, just thinking about my dog who passed away 17 years ago :,( it's also a way that I can cry on command. I think over the years I figured out many people don't really have strong emotions, positive or negative.
I can not imagine not having this skill. I can not really understand people who must laugh when they think about something sad. Can they not focus their mind? Do they not feel sad in their memory? idk.
How did I get so many like :O
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Right bro
No
Everyones a fucking comedian in the middle of class
Apart from rape
Yup
This has the same feeling when our moms say:
"If you laugh you're lying"
And instantly bursts out of laughing.
@[REDACTED] you like your own comment cringe
you like your own comment cringe
@@capybara9521 who hurt you?
@@capybara9521 you like your own comment cringe 🤢😱🤮😦😩
@@capybara9521 i wouldn't be shocked if you have no friends
I think the funniest part is how the chickens slowly peers into their field of view
And then starts with an inquisitive, very gentle honking
Being the guy who holds the chicken has got to be the funnest job in the Military, if not that world
That world huh? Yeah jupiter is the best!
Not just the funnest job but the worlds best job if not then in the entire universe
Wait is ur pfp a 22 or a 35 I cant see how the wings enter the main build
@0nly_Blazin /: lol liar we have only landed men on jupiter
@0nly_Blazin /: nothin further unless u alien or sht
Its funny how setting is everything when it comes to humor. Someone putting a rubber chicken in your face and making it honk would usually be neutral or even slightly irritating, but when you're put into a situation where you know your not allowed to laugh it suddenly becomes the most hilarious thing thats ever happened to you
This is true, one time me and my cousins went to see the new lion king movie and when Simba's father died for some reason me and one of my cousins couldn't stop laughing and everyone else at the cinema was all depressed and looking back at us all weird
@@highlander6573 Im confused on how this is supposed to be related to what he said.
In boot camp, while standing on line, sometimes we'd make stupid faces at our platoon mates who were standing across from us. This was usually when one or more DIs were walking up and down the squad bay talking (screaming), and it was extremely difficult to not lose your shit in that moment. If someone makes faces like that at me in any other situation, I'm just gonna think they're crazy and probably only slightly raise an eyebrow.
Boot camp was a weird time.
@@2trimchow._ we were not supposed to laugh cause it was a death scene but for some reason it was really funny for us
Unless you are honor guard and think of the fallen. its easy to know your roll and know what its about.
Interesting to see the military implementing “Try not to Laugh” in their training....
@@beneko1127 The peak of a soldiers training.
@@beneko1127 and burn
So,,, WHO is recording this top-secret training exercise ? NOW the enemy has this technology too
That's not the military, that's RUclips Bootcamp
Pinnacle of resistance training lol
0:42 a man who’s dead serious in his life.
Killing machine
Locked in
He kinda reminds me of doomguy :D
Marine thinks he’s in the Air Force or somthing.
He kinda reminds me of Blazkowicz
terrorist: has rubber chicken
soldier: *"I TRAINED FOR THIS"*
why is every comment here stolen
Terrorist: puts it on their dick
Soldier: I WASNT TRAINED TO DEAL WITH SPECIAL FORCES
lmaooo
@@Khallzz What?
Reminds me of the Family Guy episode. :D
this guy has the best job in the world
In the air force, screw being a fighter pilot this is the real best job!
yes it is. i would make it soooooo annoying that they would crack
Maverick The Cow he does....im fucking dead
I really doubt this is his only duty.
Maverick The Cow
Whoever came up with this chicken joke during attention has no soul. I had to do so many push-ups cause that damn chicken.
@hey Couple of problems, One, who took a dump in your breakfast this morning? and two, you are an idiot if u think I am looking to get honour or attention over the internet using the screen name burnit01. Clearly, Bush left you behind.
burnit 01 My cousin is in the airforce,and I'm enlisting soon.They don't make you do push ups for the rubber chicken test,because it's something optional.Sorry for all the unnecessary cursing though
Not everyone lives in the US. I am Canadian, I am a medic in the army and I joined 7 years ago. During our basic military qualifications (BMQ) the instructors would do this to keep the moral of the platoon high, by making us laugh, and whoever laughed had to do 20 push-ups. I accept your apology but don't go attacking people like that in real life, it is a serious crime (Stolen valor). Especially, if you are wrong and the person turns out to a veteran or an active serviceman. Best of luck in the AF and I am sure you will do great.
burnit just Iet him be he cant understand a fk joke xD
burnit 01 you're a good man
"What the BOCK are you smilin' at?" - Drill Sargent Chicken
1:03
Bock nothin sir bock.
@@DemonDriver31 Is that BOCKing so?!, drop and BOCKing give me twenty!
"Do you feel clucky? Well, do yah, bock?"
@@Hans_P_G that made me laugh way harder then is should have😂
Soldier: **comes back home**
Girlfriend: why did you come back?
Soldier: *I lost to a toy chicken.*
Stolen
XD thanks for sharing! Can't scroll forever
The most fearsome enemies.
@DONT Why will I ?
I will tell you one thing, when we talk about looking good to the girls im pretty serius, but i don't know if i would be able to tank that chicken 🤣🤣
The one thing I learned in the military:
Literally EVERYTHING is 100 times funnier when you're at attention/parade rest
Ill Will I did a police academy program and all I can say is the toughest part of policing (at least where I live, the crime is in the negatives) training is the most difficult part of the job.
Ill Will 100% true 😂
Yes this
Thank you for your service
@@gabestarks5854 you talkin to me?
I absolutely lost it when he started bayonetting the chicken.
I would've failed the test right there tbh
that shit fucking killed me
@@angelguerrero7655 not as much as it did that rubber chicken XD
Who is about to lose it when the chicken was right in the guys face at the very end
chicken abuse
Second soldier literally looks like that one guy during the “When I say the name, Biggus….. Dickus….”
Love that reference!!
He has a wife, you know
@@FAIRYGIRL911 You know what she's called?
@@andriealinsangao613She's callleeedd...Heiga.
@@TheSorintist [snickering]
0:42 when you leave the Marine Corp and join the Air Force
Facts lmao
Such warrior mind
Chair force
@@mrwest2474 What branch are you in?
Blondie _ keyboard warrior master prestige
0:42 I finally found the person who
Plays wii without the wii mote strap.
Dam boi he thiccer than a snicker
He is more square then a god damn cube
desposito tries to get 100 subs boi
HES
TOO
DANGEROUS
TO
BE
KEPT
ALIVE
Let's be honest. No one wore the wii remote strap.
ShadowCooper I did. Guess I’m nobody.
U could tell the one guy just didn't have a soul anymore, he was like a universal soldier standing there.
or maybe already practice
More likely he was pissed that he was subjected to this bs. This generation thinks farts are funny.
@@jasonshrout8921 Who hurt you?
@@werk62 I bet it was a chicken
@@jasonshrout8921 Normally, I can't stand Millennials...but idiots thinking farts are funny has been a thing since WAY before them. There probably was some dumbass laughing about that in the 1800's.
0:45 respect to that guy
Fucking DoomGuy
let's face it, the man is dying of laughter inside, but he found a way to control it
outside he is not laugh
but inside he is laughing
jack reacher looking mf wasnt playing
Agent Blaskowicz
Soldiers: *exist*
Chicken: im about to end this mans whole career
😂 underrated comment
@top.comment.god
These aren’t soldiers, these are airmen. Army is “soldiers” Marines are “devil dogs” or more commonly “crayon eater” and Navy is “wow he has a massive dick”
Underated
David Velasco dude it’s a joke same to you deven
I would laugh even if it wasen't my turn lol
Courtney banks I’d be pushing the earth real quick 😂
Courtney banks same
0:30 guy on the left
Dead As fuck you must be the dude at 0:42 smh
Agree im laughing on his face before my turn too
0:46 *Flashbacks from his childhood when he used to live in a farm with his parents, until something got in, the last thing he remembers were the chickens being murdered.*
0:42 _Now _*_THATS_*_ A War Face!_
A n o n
*He was holding his shit*
@Choki Senpai thats John Cena
@@dankovac1609 - I've been with Cena on a plane once. Nope. Nothing against him. He's just a joker, it seems. Now The Great Khali, whole 'nother story. I had to sit next to the two seats he took up. Showing my age, but I was at Truman's funeral. My sister and I were very young and tried making the Marines break bearing. Stone cold.
A n o n that jawline 😱
HE IS COMMANDER BOREALE
Other soldiers: trying their hardest not to burst out laughing
That one soldier: 🗿
😂😂
0:47 i suppose it's him
Bro's a damn beast 🤣
So he is broken
_Vine Boom_
Marines: “During our boot camp we are maced, tear gassed, forced to swim in freezing water and crawl through mud for days”
Air Force: Try not to laugh vol. 3 (impossible)
Out of all the inventions humanity has come up with, the rubber chicken is amoung the greatest. Alien cultures will look upon these majestic birds and desire their own! Invading earth for just the chance at acquiring their very own squeaky companion!
I just got out of Air Force basic training and I can absolutely confirm that’s accurate.
I’d like to imagine an alien taking notes “seems as though the humans have found some sort of extreme training method involving a rubber chicken we must study this further!”
@@Vaul. imagine when they get the wrong kind of "rubber cock"
LMFAOOOO