Its funny how setting is everything when it comes to humor. Someone putting a rubber chicken in your face and making it honk would usually be neutral or even slightly irritating, but when you're put into a situation where you know your not allowed to laugh it suddenly becomes the most hilarious thing thats ever happened to you
This is true, one time me and my cousins went to see the new lion king movie and when Simba's father died for some reason me and one of my cousins couldn't stop laughing and everyone else at the cinema was all depressed and looking back at us all weird
In boot camp, while standing on line, sometimes we'd make stupid faces at our platoon mates who were standing across from us. This was usually when one or more DIs were walking up and down the squad bay talking (screaming), and it was extremely difficult to not lose your shit in that moment. If someone makes faces like that at me in any other situation, I'm just gonna think they're crazy and probably only slightly raise an eyebrow. Boot camp was a weird time.
I remember standing in a parade (Air Cadets). Everyone was stone faced and serious until one guy in the back let out the loudest and longest fart you'd ever heard. There was shocked silence and the guy turned beet red. And then everyone, including the brass, burst out laughing.
Most airmen aren't likely to actually fight the enemy anyway, the only ones who really see action are pilots and mps lol. 99% of airforce jobs are purely support roles.
it's ridicolous that so many are failing this test. How can you know that you have to maintain bearing to get this job and go there, knowing you can not maintain bearing when something funny happens? We had this in theatre class and it's true, not all can do that. But why do you go there if you are one of these who can not do that? I can do that no problem. Maybe all the others just had a sunshine life. Just think about anything really sad. For me it was my dog passing away. I would not let out a single laugh no matter what happened. Easy 100%. So easy. Just cover your thoughts in your head with something super sad.
and to this day i can keep a super serious face, no matter what happens, just thinking about my dog who passed away 17 years ago :,( it's also a way that I can cry on command. I think over the years I figured out many people don't really have strong emotions, positive or negative. I can not imagine not having this skill. I can not really understand people who must laugh when they think about something sad. Can they not focus their mind? Do they not feel sad in their memory? idk.
@@jasonshrout8921 Normally, I can't stand Millennials...but idiots thinking farts are funny has been a thing since WAY before them. There probably was some dumbass laughing about that in the 1800's.
History Channel narrator: "The USAF Honor Guard, America's elite, puts its recruits through the most rigorous and intense training of any military operations training unit worldwide"
but on the 22nd of november disasterous news arrived.. minsk have fallen to chichanov. he then march over to north and drove the polish garrison out of the town. by now the berezina river to have frozen into solid ice, so crossing could be possible on all sides. but a sudden thaw had turned the river into a turrent of ice.
@@sckupz5125 Air force: "don't worry, they won't find us in this cloud ghille suit if we stay quiet" (The enemy pilots whizzing by at 1,000 mph quickly pull out rubber chickens) Air force: shit
@hey Couple of problems, One, who took a dump in your breakfast this morning? and two, you are an idiot if u think I am looking to get honour or attention over the internet using the screen name burnit01. Clearly, Bush left you behind.
burnit 01 My cousin is in the airforce,and I'm enlisting soon.They don't make you do push ups for the rubber chicken test,because it's something optional.Sorry for all the unnecessary cursing though
Not everyone lives in the US. I am Canadian, I am a medic in the army and I joined 7 years ago. During our basic military qualifications (BMQ) the instructors would do this to keep the moral of the platoon high, by making us laugh, and whoever laughed had to do 20 push-ups. I accept your apology but don't go attacking people like that in real life, it is a serious crime (Stolen valor). Especially, if you are wrong and the person turns out to a veteran or an active serviceman. Best of luck in the AF and I am sure you will do great.
These aren’t soldiers, these are airmen. Army is “soldiers” Marines are “devil dogs” or more commonly “crayon eater” and Navy is “wow he has a massive dick”
Ill Will I did a police academy program and all I can say is the toughest part of policing (at least where I live, the crime is in the negatives) training is the most difficult part of the job.
Marines: “During our boot camp we are maced, tear gassed, forced to swim in freezing water and crawl through mud for days” Air Force: Try not to laugh vol. 3 (impossible)
Out of all the inventions humanity has come up with, the rubber chicken is amoung the greatest. Alien cultures will look upon these majestic birds and desire their own! Invading earth for just the chance at acquiring their very own squeaky companion!
I’d like to imagine an alien taking notes “seems as though the humans have found some sort of extreme training method involving a rubber chicken we must study this further!”
i'd struggle not to laugh at a guy squeezing, ever so softly, a rubber chicken right in my ear my sides would leave orbit watching someone assault a rubber chicken with a rifle tbh
0:46 He has no rules. No boundaries. He doesn't flinch at torture, human trafficking, or genocide. He's not loyal to a flag or country or any set of ideals. He trades blood for money.
I love how the guy squeaking the chicken knows that "less is more" more often than not, especially with humor like this. It's just... unexpected. And you imagine they are going to squeak that shit at you SUPER LOUD but then... a quiet little squeak. As if it's telling you a secret. It's unexpected and works best.
i think we all knew this. is this some sort of, shocking understanding to you? considering you got ugandan knuckles as your pfp, its understandable why you just found out what good humor is
@Faramir You missed his point as well. You aren't supposed to laugh at war, you focus, adapt and survive in a war. All they're doing right now is having their bearings tested with a hilariously rubber chicken. Which is unbelievably hard, those of them that did laugh I don't blame in the slightest. Even the guy with the chicken couldn't help but smile.
"Chicken handler" needs to become the actual name of this job Can you imagine? The soldiers being called for a test, and all they hear is "the Chicken Handler is coming"
The aspect that you might miss is that these people have been going through rigorous training and practices for months at this time, making them way more susceptible to even the slightest comedic object.
I think its just the setting and the totality of the situation. Like you expect somebody to shout at you to get you to loose composure, but you don't expect a guy in military fatigurs with a fucking rubber chicken.
0:46 *Flashbacks from his childhood when he used to live in a farm with his parents, until something got in, the last thing he remembers were the chickens being murdered.*
"Sir, there's a growing concern that our soldier's morale is running low." "Say no more. We will commence operation Morale Boost at once! " Operation Morale Boost:
Sarge has just the right amount of pathos in his rubber chicken squawks, to elicit maximum laughter. "We used this in Nam to flush Charlie out from deep cover."
@@dankovac1609 - I've been with Cena on a plane once. Nope. Nothing against him. He's just a joker, it seems. Now The Great Khali, whole 'nother story. I had to sit next to the two seats he took up. Showing my age, but I was at Truman's funeral. My sister and I were very young and tried making the Marines break bearing. Stone cold.
@@Fanofmusic106 JROTC ....... If I'm going to look like this then that's scary I been in LCC for 6th through 8th grade and JROTC freshmen year I'll tell not bringing my uniform for the 5th time man holding those guns up for a hour made me regret it
@@ANJIN-p4q it's easy for you to say. You're just watching from your device. Just like imagine yourself in that situation, some dude just holds a rubber chicken and puts it right at your face. You're supposed to not move so that's part of the challenge.
It’s not the squeaky sounds that’s funny, it’s the fact the the chicken just slowly invades your peripheral vision until it stops and just stares into your soul 😂
I was a Civil Air Patrol cadet (auxiliary of the USAF, think of it as similar to JROTC but not in school and with a bit more going on) and we had an Honor Guard Academy as a National activity. I did it one year and we were trained by an actual USAF Honor Guard. We were subjected to the rubber chicken too, along with a lot of goofy behavior that was intended to train us on maintaining bearing and keeping a hand on our rifles at all times.
The only time in my life I’ve struggled to “not laugh” was in Marine Corps Bootcamp when they made someone do something ridiculous, like this one time they made a recruit lay on a pillow and suck their own thumb while everyone else did pushups. Then made the recruit make whiny baby noises. Man i never been so made and filled with laughter at the same time.
0:43 This dude is *that guy* in every military film where he isolates himself from the rest of the group like sitting alone at a cafeteria table. Then does some heroic sh*t out of nowhere and gets himself killed when having to run into gunfire save a fallen comrade and dies from his wounds. He tells his comrades as he's passing that he has a high school sweetheart wife back home and has flashbacks of better times playing catch with his son. His dad wanted him to go to Harvard to study law but failed to get the grades. He longs for the day his dad says 'im proud of you son'. He was the 2004 Prom King and captain of the high school Football team. His name would likely be Brad/Ryan or Tommy.
I don't know why, but the ones barely managing to hold back their laughter always seem a lot more sympathetic to me than the ones who seemingly don't even need to try.
I HAVE LEARNED THEIR SECRET so how not to laugh step 1: think about something else that will not make you laugh step 2: completely ignore the fact the chicken exists step 3: be happy
Marines: Take everything about honor duties seriously. Navy: it all needs to be perfect other wise it won’t work Army: One mistake and you’re out. Air Force: *squeak*
Its funny how setting is everything when it comes to humor. Someone putting a rubber chicken in your face and making it honk would usually be neutral or even slightly irritating, but when you're put into a situation where you know your not allowed to laugh it suddenly becomes the most hilarious thing thats ever happened to you
This is true, one time me and my cousins went to see the new lion king movie and when Simba's father died for some reason me and one of my cousins couldn't stop laughing and everyone else at the cinema was all depressed and looking back at us all weird
In boot camp, while standing on line, sometimes we'd make stupid faces at our platoon mates who were standing across from us. This was usually when one or more DIs were walking up and down the squad bay talking (screaming), and it was extremely difficult to not lose your shit in that moment. If someone makes faces like that at me in any other situation, I'm just gonna think they're crazy and probably only slightly raise an eyebrow.
Boot camp was a weird time.
@Tears we were not supposed to laugh cause it was a death scene but for some reason it was really funny for us
Unless you are honor guard and think of the fallen. its easy to know your roll and know what its about.
I remember standing in a parade (Air Cadets). Everyone was stone faced and serious until one guy in the back let out the loudest and longest fart you'd ever heard. There was shocked silence and the guy turned beet red. And then everyone, including the brass, burst out laughing.
Mate : What was the toughest enemy you faced in USAF Career ?
Me : The rubber Chicken .
Most airmen aren't likely to actually fight the enemy anyway, the only ones who really see action are pilots and mps lol. 99% of airforce jobs are purely support roles.
@@thememe986 Don't forget ALO/TACP and PJs
*The chicken...* lol
That’s the only enemy they’ve seen so yeah
#Chairforce
0:46 he didn't even flinch, he's a legend and a veteran
His father was beaten to death by Vietcong with a rubber chicken in 1971 and it's really not funny.
He’s probably vegan
@@redwhites3651no way u beliwvw that sh*t
it's ridicolous that so many are failing this test. How can you know that you have to maintain bearing to get this job and go there, knowing you can not maintain bearing when something funny happens?
We had this in theatre class and it's true, not all can do that. But why do you go there if you are one of these who can not do that?
I can do that no problem. Maybe all the others just had a sunshine life. Just think about anything really sad. For me it was my dog passing away. I would not let out a single laugh no matter what happened. Easy 100%. So easy. Just cover your thoughts in your head with something super sad.
and to this day i can keep a super serious face, no matter what happens, just thinking about my dog who passed away 17 years ago :,( it's also a way that I can cry on command. I think over the years I figured out many people don't really have strong emotions, positive or negative.
I can not imagine not having this skill. I can not really understand people who must laugh when they think about something sad. Can they not focus their mind? Do they not feel sad in their memory? idk.
U could tell the one guy just didn't have a soul anymore, he was like a universal soldier standing there.
or maybe already practice
More likely he was pissed that he was subjected to this bs. This generation thinks farts are funny.
@@jasonshrout8921 Who hurt you?
@@werk62 I bet it was a chicken
@@jasonshrout8921 Normally, I can't stand Millennials...but idiots thinking farts are funny has been a thing since WAY before them. There probably was some dumbass laughing about that in the 1800's.
Being the guy who holds the chicken has got to be the funnest job in the Military, if not that world
That world huh? Yeah jupiter is the best!
Not just the funnest job but the worlds best job if not then in the entire universe
Wait is ur pfp a 22 or a 35 I cant see how the wings enter the main build
@0nly_Blazin /: lol liar we have only landed men on jupiter
@0nly_Blazin /: nothin further unless u alien or sht
History Channel narrator: "The USAF Honor Guard, America's elite, puts its recruits through the most rigorous and intense training of any military operations training unit worldwide"
but on the 22nd of november disasterous news arrived.. minsk have fallen to chichanov.
he then march over to north and drove the polish garrison out of the town.
by now the berezina river to have frozen into solid ice, so crossing could be possible on all sides.
but a sudden thaw had turned the river into a turrent of ice.
Ah oh we have a funny guy
As a Dutch (sorry for my English), I feel this is always the case, at any channel or place in the States🙈 I am wrong?
Fuck america
Our military is a joke
0:42 you can’t tell me this is the best example of a grunt in the military
No, it's a honk
Bro’s built like the mf Doomslayer 💀💀
@@JustDrakoxdeadass💀
When he takes off his hat, the shadows still cover his face
Yeah, he looks like B.J. Blazkowicz.
Should we pull out his fingernails sir?
No, get.....the chicken.
NOT LE CHICKEN ((((；ﾟДﾟ)))))))
OH GOD HAHAH MAKE IT STOP HAHA WHYYYY
Not THIS screaming chicken please I'LL TELL EVERYTHING YOU WANNA KNOW
SilentMott, Oh god no, here is what I know we land in normandy on June 6, SWORD, JUNO, GOLD, OMAHA and UTAH are the beaches.
SilentMott You sir deserve an award. I laughed so hard i fucking died.
"What do you do for a living?"
I'm lead chicken squeaker....
Looks like a fun job though! :)
Greatest comment
Lollll
He is the lead chicken chocker.
"I transports the chicken an' he squeaks the chicken."
Soldier : "They will never find us in this camouflage till we remain absolutely silent"
Terrorists pull out rubber duck
Soldier : "Shit.."
wtf kkkkkkkkkkk
Damn, hahahaha.
Oh no
Airmen they ain’t soldiers their airmen
@@sckupz5125
Air force: "don't worry, they won't find us in this cloud ghille suit if we stay quiet"
(The enemy pilots whizzing by at 1,000 mph quickly pull out rubber chickens)
Air force: shit
everyone: *holding in laughter*
that one guy: 🗿
Dude found out his wife was cheating and the kid wasn’t his
I dunno what makes just dropping this emoji so funny.
@@anthonyv3564 what happend him?
@@mangaslans Nothing. This is internet.
Man had that medal of honor gaze
I absolutely lost it when he started bayonetting the chicken.
I would've failed the test right there tbh
that shit fucking killed me
@@angelguerrero7655 not as much as it did that rubber chicken XD
Who is about to lose it when the chicken was right in the guys face at the very end
chicken abuse
“Yeah, I’m a man.”
*“honk”*
_hysterical laughter_
that and the dudes reply above me made me laugh
hardly, these guys are air force
@@ffxiarcadius AYO CHILL 😭
@@dzvxo I'm too sharp to handle too cold to hold
@@ffxiarcadius you eat crayons
This has the same feeling when our moms say:
"If you laugh you're lying"
And instantly bursts out of laughing.
@[REDACTED] you like your own comment cringe
you like your own comment cringe
@@capybara9521 who hurt you?
@@capybara9521 you like your own comment cringe 🤢😱🤮😦😩
@@capybara9521 i wouldn't be shocked if you have no friends
I think the funniest part is how it slowly peers into their field of view
And then starts with an inquisitive, very gentle honking
terrorist: has rubber chicken
soldier: *"I TRAINED FOR THIS"*
why is every comment here stolen
Terrorist: puts it on their dick
Soldier: I WASNT TRAINED TO DEAL WITH SPECIAL FORCES
lmaooo
@@Khallzz What?
Reminds me of the Family Guy episode. :D
“Damn bro why didn’t you pass training”
“I laughed at a rubber chicken”
Lol
Lmoa
Rofl
Ngakak anjir😂
@@iamrotterpigeon "Laughing My Out A**"
Interesting to see the military implementing “Try not to Laugh” in their training....
@@beneko1127 The peak of a soldiers training.
@@beneko1127 and burn
So,,, WHO is recording this top-secret training exercise ? NOW the enemy has this technology too
That's not the military, that's RUclips Bootcamp
Pinnacle of resistance training lol
0:47 he experienced all the pain and sorrow that he can't even laugh now
Edge lord
@@Chadius_Thundercock balls
@@Chadius_Thundercockyo what
@@Terr0r8273 chicken butt
Whoever came up with this chicken joke during attention has no soul. I had to do so many push-ups cause that damn chicken.
@hey Couple of problems, One, who took a dump in your breakfast this morning? and two, you are an idiot if u think I am looking to get honour or attention over the internet using the screen name burnit01. Clearly, Bush left you behind.
burnit 01 My cousin is in the airforce,and I'm enlisting soon.They don't make you do push ups for the rubber chicken test,because it's something optional.Sorry for all the unnecessary cursing though
Not everyone lives in the US. I am Canadian, I am a medic in the army and I joined 7 years ago. During our basic military qualifications (BMQ) the instructors would do this to keep the moral of the platoon high, by making us laugh, and whoever laughed had to do 20 push-ups. I accept your apology but don't go attacking people like that in real life, it is a serious crime (Stolen valor). Especially, if you are wrong and the person turns out to a veteran or an active serviceman. Best of luck in the AF and I am sure you will do great.
burnit just Iet him be he cant understand a fk joke xD
burnit 01 you're a good man
Soldiers: *exist*
Chicken: im about to end this mans whole career
😂 underrated comment
@top.comment.god
These aren’t soldiers, these are airmen. Army is “soldiers” Marines are “devil dogs” or more commonly “crayon eater” and Navy is “wow he has a massive dick”
Underated
David Velasco dude it’s a joke same to you deven
The one thing I learned in the military:
Literally EVERYTHING is 100 times funnier when you're at attention/parade rest
Ill Will I did a police academy program and all I can say is the toughest part of policing (at least where I live, the crime is in the negatives) training is the most difficult part of the job.
Ill Will 100% true 😂
Yes this
Thank you for your service
@@gabestarks5854 you talkin to me?
"What the BOCK are you smilin' at?" - Drill Sargent Chicken
1:03
Bock nothin sir bock.
@@DemonDriver31 Is that BOCKing so?!, drop and BOCKing give me twenty!
"Do you feel clucky? Well, do yah, bock?"
@@Hans_P_G that made me laugh way harder then is should have😂
this guy has the best job in the world
In the air force, screw being a fighter pilot this is the real best job!
yes it is. i would make it soooooo annoying that they would crack
Maverick The Cow he does....im fucking dead
I really doubt this is his only duty.
Maverick The Cow
Friend:
What's your job ?
Me:
Its complicated...
No it's classified
No, it’s necessary
I make honor guard soldiers laught.
To control cheek muscle and throat voice
a job that can literally screw you over
Marines: “During our boot camp we are maced, tear gassed, forced to swim in freezing water and crawl through mud for days”
Air Force: Try not to laugh vol. 3 (impossible)
Out of all the inventions humanity has come up with, the rubber chicken is amoung the greatest. Alien cultures will look upon these majestic birds and desire their own! Invading earth for just the chance at acquiring their very own squeaky companion!
I just got out of Air Force basic training and I can absolutely confirm that’s accurate.
I’d like to imagine an alien taking notes “seems as though the humans have found some sort of extreme training method involving a rubber chicken we must study this further!”
@@Vaul. imagine when they get the wrong kind of "rubber cock"
LMFAOOOO
0:46 we got the DOOM Slayer
Fr
Him: 🗿
Everyone else: 😂 🤓
He must have went through something fcked up that it sucked up all the joy from him
😂
i'd struggle not to laugh at a guy squeezing, ever so softly, a rubber chicken right in my ear
my sides would leave orbit watching someone assault a rubber chicken with a rifle tbh
LMAO
IM STILL DYING XDDDD
ugh same here
The one at 13 seconds would make me leave the room in laughing
ruclips.net/video/RNh4PvYcPi0/видео.html
0:45
Man's mind: *That was the last sound i heard before my family died in our burning farm.*
That just made my night lol lmfao
Wow, it's a secret that how do not laugh.
😂💀😭🤣😵😂
@@cruse1177 This is cringe.
@@frantsrapbeat what are you talking about
There is this psychological phenomenon that everything just becomes funnier if you're not allowed to laugh 😂
100 percent!! I believe that from experience.
Yes, always used to get the giggles at mass.
@@naplzt4k have you ever laughed a day in ur life my guy
True😂
@@duskdawn1974 nah he's an edgy depressed guy 😱😭🥺😭😔
0:46
He has no rules. No boundaries. He doesn't flinch at torture, human trafficking, or genocide. He's not loyal to a flag or country or any set of ideals. He trades blood for money.
Omfg
0:41 looks like he trained to be a soldier just to kill the ones that betrayed him
Reinarr---AoT
He looks like a fucking brick wall
@@pissandcornflakes9119 bruh you got me fucking dying at 4 am by this comment
Lol he serious!
@@jithinjohn7240 Reiner aint that buff
I love how the guy squeaking the chicken knows that "less is more" more often than not, especially with humor like this. It's just... unexpected. And you imagine they are going to squeak that shit at you SUPER LOUD but then... a quiet little squeak. As if it's telling you a secret. It's unexpected and works best.
Lol, I don't think this is his first rubber chicken rodeo.
i think we all knew this. is this some sort of, shocking understanding to you? considering you got ugandan knuckles as your pfp, its understandable why you just found out what good humor is
@@bruh.5620 Holy shit you killed him dude
@@bruh.5620 said the bruh sound effect.
“As if it’s telling you a secret”. 🤣🤣💀💀
0:42
I was fully expecting him to grab the chicken and rip it in half or something
He seems like he transferred from the Army or Marine infantry and just didn’t feel like dealing with the bullshit
@e e
Probably is. Undercover or something
lol
he is going to get sent to mars soon
If i had to fight him i would immediately surrender
I've smiled through everything except when the serious guy came ok screen. Somehow even if I look at the chicken his presence makes the mood serious
Came looking for this comment 😭
Same lmao the smile wiped off my face when I saw him
These guys are strong enough to struggle through the horrors of war. But a rubber chicken is IMMPOSIBLE TO FACE
yeah cause war isnt funny
@Faramir
You missed his point as well. You aren't supposed to laugh at war, you focus, adapt and survive in a war.
All they're doing right now is having their bearings tested with a hilariously rubber chicken. Which is unbelievably hard, those of them that did laugh I don't blame in the slightest. Even the guy with the chicken couldn't help but smile.
Blade Ponds I think YOU missed the point.
Smart one.
"Horrors of war" 😂😂😂 they are AIR FORCE and im 100% sure 9.9/10 of them come from support MOSs.
War is funny if you think of a clown at war with another clown.
....
....
....
To all retards who will call me out, its a joke.
Whoever the chicken handler is has excellent comedic timing, I see why he was hired for the job
"Chicken handler" needs to become the actual name of this job
Can you imagine? The soldiers being called for a test, and all they hear is "the Chicken Handler is coming"
LMAOOO
@@macaroninaegi5169 OH SHIT NO
TOOL TIME!!!😎👍
Love Tool Time!
The aspect that you might miss is that these people have been going through rigorous training and practices for months at this time, making them way more susceptible to even the slightest comedic object.
I think its just the setting and the totality of the situation. Like you expect somebody to shout at you to get you to loose composure, but you don't expect a guy in military fatigurs with a fucking rubber chicken.
@@treepop9907 Hey, it may have just been five minutes of rigorous training, but it was the best five minutes of your mother's life.
You don’t know what honor guard is do you?
@@treepop9907 and the navy seals just sit around on a boat catching fish and having butt secks
The “not supposed to laugh” element.
0:46 *Flashbacks from his childhood when he used to live in a farm with his parents, until something got in, the last thing he remembers were the chickens being murdered.*
0:42 I finally found the person who
Plays wii without the wii mote strap.
Dam boi he thiccer than a snicker
He is more square then a god damn cube
desposito tries to get 100 subs boi
HES
TOO
DANGEROUS
TO
BE
KEPT
ALIVE
Let's be honest. No one wore the wii remote strap.
ShadowCooper I did. Guess I’m nobody.
Terrorist : pulls out a rubber chicken
Soldiers : we weren't expecting special forces.
That's the point, Sergeant
🤣
Second soldier literally looks like that one guy during the “When I say the name, Biggus….. Dickus….”
Love that reference!!
He has a wife, you know
@@FAIRYGIRL911 You know what she's called?
@@andriealinsangao613She's callleeedd...Heiga.
@@TheSorintist [snickering]
"Sir, there's a growing concern that our soldier's morale is running low."
"Say no more. We will commence operation Morale Boost at once! "
Operation Morale Boost:
Rubber chickens make everything better. Case in point: ruclips.net/video/3ZICb02Ukg8/видео.html
This needs more attention
Morale has been boosted 🤸
Ahaha a slap on titan
The squeakings will continue until morale improves.
Everyone when faced against the chicken: Laughs
That one guy: 🗿
He might be robot from inside
Thanos dad
@@paytonjones432 what??
sjsjsjsj 31 yarram çok komik
Underrated
Sarge has just the right amount of pathos in his rubber chicken squawks, to elicit maximum laughter.
"We used this in Nam to flush Charlie out from deep cover."
holy shit of all things on this video I didnt expect someone to point out his PATHOS
Vietnamese: The trees are speaking PA-KAAAAAAW again!
@@i-never-look-at-replies-lol WHAT IS YOUR MAJOR MALFUNCTION !!.
ruclips.net/video/GqAquwaXaGc/видео.html
Dude with chicken was Airman first class
I love the possibility that this rubber chicken is classified as official military supplies.
0:46 He was never the same after all that ripping and tearing demons on Mars...
touch me plenty
@@rumuelnathanael8043 Heavy metal intensifies
Pinki Sharma it’s not funny to make fun on someone..
THE DOOM SLAYER
Tuấn z800 You’re not funny in general so I don’t know why you’re talking.
0:42 _Now _*_THATS_*_ A War Face!_
A n o n
*He was holding his shit*
@Choki Senpai thats John Cena
@@dankovac1609 - I've been with Cena on a plane once. Nope. Nothing against him. He's just a joker, it seems. Now The Great Khali, whole 'nother story. I had to sit next to the two seats he took up. Showing my age, but I was at Truman's funeral. My sister and I were very young and tried making the Marines break bearing. Stone cold.
A n o n that jawline 😱
HE IS COMMANDER BOREALE
01:01
Chicken: SHOW ME YOUR WAR FACE
THATS NOT A WAR FACE
AHHHH, THAT'S A WAR FACE. NOW LET ME SEE YOUR REAL WAR FACE.
*AHHHHHHHHHHHHHH*
BULLSHIT! YOU DON'T SCARE ME!
Rainbow Rocks?
xxuncexx yes :3
I didn’t laugh for the chicken test itself, but I lost it when they started poking the chicken with the gun 💀
0:48 that guy looks like came straight out of Doom, nothing can phase him. Mad respect
He is unbreakable
Bruh i thought the same thing when i saw his jaw line i was like, THEY CALL HIM THE DOOMSLAYER
plot twist: that's actually Doomguy before being deployed to Iraq
@@ravinosaurus When the Heavy Metal starts, He will be a real Doom Slayer
That guy looks like he eats nails for breakfast... without any milk.
USAF: We are ready to serve-
Rubber chicken: *Peace was never an option*
Hey, I saw you on reddit
The chicken whispering into every soldier's ear:
"Anyone else feel like a little... giggle...? When I mention my friend... Biggus... Dickus...?"
You my friend are a legend 😂😂😂
@MrGoldo do you find it, wisible...? When I sayyyyy the name... Biggus... Dickus!
🤣
Stares for moment.... he has a wife you know....
@@adamstaples6438 You know what she's called?
She's called...
Incontinentia.
0:42 I imagine a conversation went down like this later:
"How are you able to not even smile??"
"Trust me, I was fighting for my life."
Imagine completing all those hell of trainings just to get kicked out for failing a chicken trial...
Solo Leveling...?
@@KIMottoLGP r/woooosh
@@简单的-u8b Woosh? Why? Probably the dude is pertaining to Devil Riez's profile pic from solo leveling.
A.k.a. chickened out.
You deserve to be kicked out if that chicken made you laugh.
0:42 this guy looks like he’s never laughed in his life
He was thinking of his ex.
He is a communist spy
He was most certainly in jrotc all years in high school
@Randi Szöküld ... flashbacks to the terrible chicken incident ... 🔥🔥💥🔥💣🐔💥🔥🔥💥💣🔥
@@Fanofmusic106 JROTC ....... If I'm going to look like this then that's scary I been in LCC for 6th through 8th grade and JROTC freshmen year I'll tell not bringing my uniform for the 5th time man holding those guns up for a hour made me regret it
0:42 when you leave the Marine Corp and join the Air Force
Facts lmao
Such warrior mind
Chair force
@@mrwest2474 What branch are you in?
Blondie _ keyboard warrior master prestige
0:41 this guy right here is a menacing beast
William Joseph Blazckowicz (I copied this comment)
This method was later outlawed in interrogation usage owing to being deemed “too gruesome.”
Seriously? That's hilarious.
@@Cat_1887 it’s a joke
@@unfunnyguy1377 it's hilarious
It's an absolutely barbaric method of obtaining information.
Good riddence.
😂
Fun Fact: At Guantanamo Bay, they have interrogated prisoners there using episodes of Sesame Street as a form of psychological weaponry.
Forget the Navy Seals and SAS, this is the hardest training I've ever seen
0:44 when you've killed someone with a rubber chicken before...
Underrated comment 🎅👍
As I scrolled down, there were so many comments referring to this dude. This by far is the best one
😂😂😂😂😂
😂😂😂😂
I spat my drink ffs😂😂
Alberto Pérez Martínez
The best one I’ve seen yet
0:22 Brother of Daddy Yankee 😮😂😂
For me looks like the Intruder from mandela catalogue
Everyone else: *chortling, trying not to giggle*
The guy at 0:42 : *restraining himself from slaying his natural enemy*
I saw that and thought, ‘That guy is going places in the military. Seems like the no BS kind of guy.’
I was amused by their reaction not that duck toy. How's that thing even making them giggle?
@@ANJIN-p4q When you’re not allowed to laugh, it gets fucking difficult. Someone else commented this, but it does hold true
@@ANJIN-p4q it's easy for you to say. You're just watching from your device. Just like imagine yourself in that situation, some dude just holds a rubber chicken and puts it right at your face. You're supposed to not move so that's part of the challenge.
@@ANJIN-p4q its hard to not laugh when ur not allowed to laugh . I know i have stood in multiple assemblies
Soldier Checklist.
Go to foreign country... check
Fight in a war... check
Face a rubber-chicken.... damnit.
+Mad Pistol this is the air-force not army, they arnt soldiers they are airmen.
+Joshua Feldhacker This is the airforce not the marines, these guys are airmen not front-line active soldiers.
The J-Key even better
Joshua Feldhacker Yep.
+Joshua Feldhacker It was meant to be more of a general statement, but yes, you are correct.
U.S Army:
We are serious about our training
Air Force:
So we are taking the rubber chicken test
😂 FAX
45:00 this guy should have joined the army he’s to serious for the Air Force
It’s not the squeaky sounds that’s funny, it’s the fact the the chicken just slowly invades your peripheral vision until it stops and just stares into your soul 😂
One of the greatest villains ever
he's unkillable
he's unwinnable
he's.......The Rubber Chicken
@@xtarios2915 i dont get how its cringe
Next bond villain ?
Plot twist the chicken is a part of the military.
o h
0:43 that one guy is like “I saw my entire family die, slowly and painfully in a fire. Nothing can make me laugh.”
Probably started by a chicken
He is psychopath most likely ..
@@kijamy8642 Or was just pissed he had to stand there and take that bs
He's the main protagonist
@@AC-hj9tv WHAT A LEGEND 😂
Other soldiers: *trying their hardest not to burst out laughing*
That one soldier: 🗿
Lol
Lol so true. (it's called airman btw)
I think he was slightly grinning but I don't know the shadow was blocking his mouth
when this comment is funnier than the video itself
0:41 for anyone that wants to know
I was a Civil Air Patrol cadet (auxiliary of the USAF, think of it as similar to JROTC but not in school and with a bit more going on) and we had an Honor Guard Academy as a National activity. I did it one year and we were trained by an actual USAF Honor Guard. We were subjected to the rubber chicken too, along with a lot of goofy behavior that was intended to train us on maintaining bearing and keeping a hand on our rifles at all times.
0:42 I knew doom guy right here wouldn't give in
XD
Things haven't been the same for him since they killed Daisy...
Chickens killed dudes parents inna driveby....
Yeah he big and serious boy
@@_SheglaSim_ that guy kinda looks like bj blazkowicz.
0:42 the guy holding the chicken is slowly realizing he is messing with the wrong guy, you can see it in the guys face, that smirk slowly dissolves
The soldier: "You wanna make me smile huh....? I will put away your smile forever instead"
@@kokodjamba6657 **cracks that soulja boy**
Lol i laughed even more when i realized that
He looks like a combination of The guy from the Wolfenstein games and Doomguy😂
@@cptcap7531 dude you dont know the name of the guy from wolfenstein
The only time in my life I’ve struggled to “not laugh” was in Marine Corps Bootcamp when they made someone do something ridiculous, like this one time they made a recruit lay on a pillow and suck their own thumb while everyone else did pushups. Then made the recruit make whiny baby noises. Man i never been so made and filled with laughter at the same time.
What happens if you refuse to suck your own thumb? Was it a funny situation or more like a full metall jacket situation?
@@SuperFastWater i just told you this one time. Lol
Did he get a blanket party that night?
Sounds like the DI loved thier job. 😆
@@CoreyMack5000 Well, if someone told me "suck your thumb" I wouldn't do that. So what would happen if I refuse to do that?
Glad to see they’re still having fun in the Air Force
Private: Could hold a straight face with 68 bullet in the body and 5broken ribs.
Chicken: *Hold my beer*
Why would you be laughing if you were that injured tho
@@cleverlyplayz6505 that's not what he means dipshit
Chicken: Hold my soup
Py the Slayer I see what you did there
@@corpsemachine6949 oh so it really was just a very bad and unoriginal joke/meme? Gotcha dipshit lol
0:42 'I swear if this dude honks at me again I swear...'
The LaggingGamer
The joke
Your head
He was just holdin his shit.
@The LaggingGamer no shit
0:31 that dude is still laughing lmao
YeaH lOl
Wolfenstain
HE LOOK LIKE RIO FROM LA CASTA
Oh yeah i see Imao
@@emwuce9405 I agree
I failed the test miserably. I Laughed BEFORE the video started and was still laughing after it ended.
0:43 This dude is *that guy* in every military film where he isolates himself from the rest of the group like sitting alone at a cafeteria table. Then does some heroic sh*t out of nowhere and gets himself killed when having to run into gunfire save a fallen comrade and dies from his wounds. He tells his comrades as he's passing that he has a high school sweetheart wife back home and has flashbacks of better times playing catch with his son. His dad wanted him to go to Harvard to study law but failed to get the grades. He longs for the day his dad says 'im proud of you son'. He was the 2004 Prom King and captain of the high school Football team. His name would likely be Brad/Ryan or Tommy.
holee shnit 69 likes im no ruining it nice comment doe
😂🤣😂🤣🤣😂😂🤣🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣🤣😂
He’s a man
0:41
"A chicken won't stop me from avenging my wife and my kids."
😂😂😂😂
160th like
Lol
I should be laughing but damn
Lmao
0:20 Me and my best friend in the most strict class trying not to laugh while it’s really quiet
A m p l e x f u l - Yes
Factssssssssss bro
i spot a louie
Low key me everyday
Lmao
I don't know why, but the ones barely managing to hold back their laughter always seem a lot more sympathetic to me than the ones who seemingly don't even need to try.
Terrorists: Write that down, write that down!
there aint no terrorists in the hotel
@@user-lt7wm1hw3r r/woooosh
@@user-lt7wm1hw3r r/stupid
r/ *Shut up for once*
@@Chris-Awesome "r"
Marines: It’s only a bullet wound maggot! Now, pick up that injured Marine and walk through this lava!
Air Force: 🐔
Marines: And gimme 50 after you run that 6 mile. Than MAYBE you’d earn the right for a medic to see you about that bullet wound
0:43 he is akainu because he did not laugh
0:24 that’s the face of a man that loves his job
"Go ooooooon... Laugh... I know you want to..."
I HAVE LEARNED THEIR SECRET so how not to laugh
step 1: think about something else that will not make you laugh
step 2: completely ignore the fact the chicken exists
step 3: be happy
YOU LAUGH
YOU LOSE
You Laugh
You're fired
da rules are simple
skrataduuu
Someone You Don't Know you laught you fuck
SKRATTAR DU, FORLORAR DU, MANNNEEEEEE
did you laughed or did you lose?
Walmart: w-why do you need a rubber chicken?
The military: uhhhh stuff
Lol
Imagine joining the military and you fail training because you laughed at a rubber chicken
@@shrutirastogi5301
Y
im stuff
@@mewyorkcityf46607 0899999999999999999
Poor guy at 0:42, broke his laugh box and thus is never able to laugh again...
@@UghBotv10 he was just serious.
war never changes
@@KaykyG018 that man was just serious.
Ayam is delicious r/whooosh
@@generalcorndog2481 yes
Imagine going through hell in training to get to this point, putting in every bit of willpower you have and failing to a rubber chicken.
0:59 woah woah we can't show that here on RUclips
U forgot the 3rd woah
Abuse
Logan must record this part
Lol
😂😂
I would laugh even if it wasen't my turn lol
Courtney banks I’d be pushing the earth real quick 😂
Courtney banks same
0:30 guy on the left
Dead As fuck you must be the dude at 0:42 smh
Agree im laughing on his face before my turn too
0:47 nothing is getting to that man
Dead inside
imagine what jokes he DOES know
He's seen some shit
Maybe he was thinking his favorite porn.
@@leeclock4911 ik hes such a tigerr
The other military soldiers only chuckling when they see the bird:
Me laughing because I heard it 6 soldiers away from me:
*0:42** when you select hardcore mode in minecraft*
he's seen some shit.
He doesn't give 1 fuck
This guy has the best job ever. A1C, USAF, Chicken Handling Expert
What AFSC (Air Force Specialty Code) is that? Or would it be AKFC?
Airman First Class
Marines: Take everything about honor duties seriously.
Navy: it all needs to be perfect other wise it won’t work
Army: One mistake and you’re out.
Air Force: *squeak*
Otherwise*
why does no one ever mention the coast guard? they do just as much
@@masonbtw9081 you mean the puddle pirates?
@@masonbtw9081 or the space force😔😔😔😔
Really tho what the hell are they doing
@@PanzerkampfwagenausfTschechosl Litteraly just logistics right now
0:42 you're laughing. This man's father was beaten to death by Vietcong in 1971 with a rubber chicken and you're laughing.
0:30 The guy between those 2 girls is literally dying of laughter 😂😂
LOLL
The girl on the right of that guy:
Is beautiful...
@@zeropsycho5768 a'ight normal-o
O QUE VOCE DISSE?
@@quatron_m simp
Man I was laughing, but when that one guy didn't laugh, and I looked at him in the eye. I for some reason all of a sudden felt a little sad.
Lmfao
Everyone's sense of humor is different. Hopefully he's just an example of that.
@Chaparral Yeah, it's like the trick that you won't entertain by the rubber chicken
:v.
Chaparral literally nobody implied that