Loot Crate April 2015: Fantasy | Ashens

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  • Опубликовано: 16 янв 2025

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  • @jrlaps521
    @jrlaps521 7 лет назад +107

    8:47 The way he just closes the pamphlet and promptly tears it in half always gets me

  • @BloodfelX
    @BloodfelX 7 лет назад +100

    8:43 The perfection of Ashens randomly opening it to this specific page of all pages.
    There is no escape.

  • @samvimes9510
    @samvimes9510 9 лет назад +247

    His reaction to seeing the hipster centaur was perfect. I can't even put into words how fucking awful that picture was.

  • @joshhooke8834
    @joshhooke8834 8 лет назад +845

    I'm not too sure, but I think Stuart might not like the inflatable crown

    • @VampireJack10
      @VampireJack10 8 лет назад +69

      Nah mate, he loves it - I saw him down the local last weekend and he had it on all night - he was totally peacocking.

    • @gferrol118
      @gferrol118 7 лет назад +11

      Really? I thought that he really liked it

    • @EmeraldLavigne
      @EmeraldLavigne 6 лет назад +28

      The fucking inflatable fucking crown?

    • @SofaPop.
      @SofaPop. 5 лет назад +9

      No I, pretty sure it’s his favourite item in th box

    • @TheM00tard
      @TheM00tard 5 лет назад +6

      I'm pretty sure he loved it so much he bought a great big box jam-packed full of them with a nice little picture of a troll face on top!

  • @crashedfighterproductions
    @crashedfighterproductions 7 лет назад +305

    Ashens: *Gets really angry about inflatable crown*
    Lootcrate: Hey guys! Let's send him a box filled with nothing BUT inflatable crowns!

    • @nonsensicalname
      @nonsensicalname 3 года назад +6

      I can't find that video, where is it??

    • @HeadsetGuy
      @HeadsetGuy 3 года назад +12

      And a trollface. Don't forget the trollface.

    • @TheBearWithOrangeFur
      @TheBearWithOrangeFur 7 месяцев назад

      @@nonsensicalnamei think he unlisted it

    • @nonsensicalname
      @nonsensicalname 7 месяцев назад

      @@TheBearWithOrangeFur aha

  • @emmywinpenny1867
    @emmywinpenny1867 3 года назад +60

    Six years later, And ashens Vs the inflatable crown is still one of the most hilarious things on RUclips.

    • @DoctorBastard
      @DoctorBastard Год назад +4

      Eight years later as well.
      And I'll bet it'll still be funny in ten years too.

    • @Boogie_the_cat
      @Boogie_the_cat Год назад

      Um. It's just profanity. It gets a little old by your 40's.
      I think it's much more hilarious about ripping the magazine in half after opening it to the centaur man page.
      A little harder to make into a meme, but only about 9,000,000,000 times funnier.
      In fact, the crown thing is pretty lowbrow (even for Stuart) and cringeworthy. Pretty lame in fact. But babies think the fuckword is funny when they're 9 years old, and they still remember fondly that time they heard "that British bloke" say the fuckword about a crown. Because nostalgia plus the forbidden poopykaka language words and their hormones makes it seem funny.
      Grow up baby Billy. It's the worst part of the video hearing it over and over. He didn't fucking pay money for it, so there's no fucking reason to be so fucking angry for fucks sweet fuckin sake. Fuck. Shit. Ni***
      Now that's funny because it was racist and "edgy", my name is Sarah Silverman. Vaginas are funny too, and periods. Peeeeenis funny too because woman not allowed to say peeeeenis vaginal canal. Uterus.

  • @badgerkins1991
    @badgerkins1991 9 лет назад +637

    an excellent fucking inflatable fucking crown.

    • @MrLego3160
      @MrLego3160 9 лет назад +6

      Badgerkins no, dont give it the honour, no chef excellence, past OR present OR future would associate themselves with this.

    • @MrLego3160
      @MrLego3160 9 лет назад +7

      *****
      They were perfection in a small plastic package, they did what they were designed for, and they did it perrfectly.

    • @yaoipervette392
      @yaoipervette392 9 лет назад +8

      ***** At least the cheese bags have a function. What's the point of the fucking inflatable fucking crown other than making you look like a total dipshit?

    • @MadMan3498
      @MadMan3498 9 лет назад +3

      Yaoi Pervette It makes you feel like royalty, inflatable royalty!

    • @TrueRiderFan
      @TrueRiderFan 9 лет назад

      Chris McAndrews
      Fucking Inflatable fucking royalty to be exact!

  • @thekweewee
    @thekweewee 9 лет назад +793

    Ashens is the only person on youtube that actually gives an honest opinion about these boxes and doesn't just stick his head up Lootcrates proverbial arse. Proud to be British :)

    • @VndNvwYvvSvv
      @VndNvwYvvSvv 9 лет назад +12

      +Hostile Princess I think he isn't nearly harsh enough, but yeah. That's true.

    • @muffchuff9220
      @muffchuff9220 8 лет назад +23

      Lol I like Idubbbztv as well as he's a sarcastic twat and he sets fire to 1 up box items and stuff

    • @philfam4
      @philfam4 8 лет назад +5

      Idubbbz is honest too

    • @donjb2
      @donjb2 8 лет назад

      You should have seen when onision got one of these.

    • @TheBr00talhamster
      @TheBr00talhamster 8 лет назад +24

      +donjb2 I don't want cancer, thanks.

  • @QullVideo
    @QullVideo 9 лет назад +705

    Another youtuber calls the crown 'Awesome'. It's pretty clear who gets paid by Lootcrate and who doesn't.

  • @extremelymoist6661
    @extremelymoist6661 8 лет назад +135

    Stuart Ashen
    RIP
    1910-3000
    Cause of death
    FUCKING INFLATABLE FUCKING CROWN

    • @extremelymoist6661
      @extremelymoist6661 8 лет назад +2

      Daniyal sparky
      Don't you understand sarcasm...

    • @extremelymoist6661
      @extremelymoist6661 8 лет назад +4

      Daniyal sparky
      How nice of you to resort to swearing at me almost immediately, because you don't understand sarcasm...
      Get off the internet, Kid.

    • @extremelymoist6661
      @extremelymoist6661 8 лет назад +4

      Daniyal sparky
      If you're 'Older' than me, you're not setting a very good example for anyone.
      Now, run along back to McDonalds.
      And by the way, make sure your spelling and grammar is above board as well. It's Off, not Of

    • @deviljho9995
      @deviljho9995 8 лет назад +15

      +Extremely Moist idk what he said to you, but to resort to deleting the comment, you must have smashed him

  • @lil_baby_nothing
    @lil_baby_nothing 9 лет назад +286

    8:44 I actually laughed so loud, my neighbours thumped the wall. Ashens never fails to deliver the laughs.

    • @lil_baby_nothing
      @lil_baby_nothing 9 лет назад +70

      Also, very disappointed that he didn't blowtorch the FUCKING INFLATABLE FUCKING CROWN.

    • @Kimablee
      @Kimablee 9 лет назад +7

      I know! I was hoping he would too

    • @lil_baby_nothing
      @lil_baby_nothing 9 лет назад +8

      Kimablee I think he got too excited with his sound effects machine to remember to burn it hahaha

    • @Trustmeitsworthit
      @Trustmeitsworthit 9 лет назад +12

      Big Bob's Beepers seriously? have you replied to every single comment?... Christ dude

    • @WavryWimos
      @WavryWimos 9 лет назад

      Micky Kay He doesn't blowtorch anything that isn't a blind bag.

  • @Jiusonium
    @Jiusonium 8 лет назад +102

    i want that "fucking inflatable, fucking crown" as a ringtone

  • @Koisheep
    @Koisheep 8 лет назад +325

    A shirt saying "FUCKING INFLATABLE FUCKING CROWN" in the keep calm style

    • @jaredhammerman3432
      @jaredhammerman3432 8 лет назад +5

      +Konhat Lee Sakurai that would be amazing

    • @tumble0weed
      @tumble0weed 8 лет назад +4

      i'd buy that asap. someone make it

    • @stijnvandrongelen5625
      @stijnvandrongelen5625 8 лет назад +6

      With a slightly altered crown, of course.

    • @Girayen
      @Girayen 8 лет назад +11

      Keep calm and fucking inflatable fucking crown

    • @JavonniOtero
      @JavonniOtero 7 лет назад +1

      Keep Calm and Lots of GameBoys Fall to the ground!

  • @BeforeTheNoose
    @BeforeTheNoose 5 лет назад +112

    I remember when i first watched this i thought "why do people get this lootcrate tat?" - here we are 4 years later and it turns out they don't, so they've gone bust - and nothing of value was lost.

    • @cheekybananaboy3361
      @cheekybananaboy3361 5 лет назад +22

      i'm honestly pretty glad to see them go bust. the thought of people wasting their money on a bunch of stuff they literally have no interest every single month is just sad.

    • @IamTealeaf
      @IamTealeaf 4 года назад +2

      I think 1up box and that nerd crate thing is still in business which sucks because they’re equally as bad

    • @tj12711
      @tj12711 4 года назад

      @@TheBearWithOrangeFur "free"

  • @Bigrignohio
    @Bigrignohio 8 лет назад +315

    So tell us, how did you like the inflatable crown?

    • @heyhococo
      @heyhococo 8 лет назад +2

      :trollface:

    • @grim5735
      @grim5735 8 лет назад +4

      IT'S A FUCKING INFLATABLE CROWN HOW DO YOU THINK lol

    • @Bigrignohio
      @Bigrignohio 8 лет назад

      +sans “leolion” the grimreaper I thought he might feel like a king (inflatable)?

    • @grim5735
      @grim5735 8 лет назад

      +Bigrignohio yeah he might

    • @BierBart12
      @BierBart12 8 лет назад +23

      An inflatable king sounds like a sex toy for stuck up women.

  • @theheadshot45
    @theheadshot45 9 лет назад +561

    Pissed myself when you ripped the book apart in disgust xD

    • @RunsWithKniefs
      @RunsWithKniefs 9 лет назад +25

      Big Bob's Beepers I pissed myself when I scrolled down at the black screen then heard "HELLO SIR!"

    • @rabbitything
      @rabbitything 9 лет назад +11

      you guys need to visit a urologist.

    • @rabbitything
      @rabbitything 9 лет назад

      Sorry i do not know of any around Hillwood. Too far from where i live

    • @ThierryRocksTV
      @ThierryRocksTV 9 лет назад +2

      Big Bob's Beepers British humour at it's finest :)

    • @miaochoa5438
      @miaochoa5438 9 лет назад

      RunsWithKniefs Thanks for telling me, I paused at the last two seconds because I knew something was going to happen but I still didn't know what and there was no way I could handle not knowing when it happened but there was also no way I couldn just leave it behind but then I saw you say that and so I was able to watch it and not have a heart attack. Thank you

  • @katiedm3533
    @katiedm3533 9 лет назад +473

    I knew something would happen in the last few seconds. Was not disappointed.

    • @MrLego3160
      @MrLego3160 9 лет назад +7

      Katie Davis-Mann We are comrades in scare-guessing!

    • @MrLego3160
      @MrLego3160 9 лет назад

      Big Bob's Beepers
      Burn who?

    • @RikMcCloud
      @RikMcCloud 9 лет назад +14

      Katie Davis-Mann An Excellent Ending.

    • @Adrastia
      @Adrastia 9 лет назад +1

      Katie Davis-Mann I almost died!

    • @CaptinJangles
      @CaptinJangles 9 лет назад

      Katie Davis-Mann Damn, I scrolled down a bit and ruined it for myself. It's always better when I don't know if something is coming or not.

  • @ProtoMario
    @ProtoMario 9 лет назад +157

    8:46 - 8:50
    Imagine what he tells his parents he does for a living....

    • @Ninten110dogs
      @Ninten110dogs 3 года назад

      Didn't expect to see you here haha

  • @TheMissesMarshmallow
    @TheMissesMarshmallow 9 лет назад +40

    It's 1AM here in the UK and I've just woken up the entire house by pissing myself laughing. Ahhh, Ashens. You never fail to deliver the laughs. Brilliant.
    P.s. BURN THE CROWN!!

  • @J1mE94
    @J1mE94 8 лет назад +60

    Still the greatest Athens video of all time. The crown part still kills me

  • @uTubeNoITube
    @uTubeNoITube 9 лет назад +84

    4:19 The Quote Of The Year you all came here to enjoy repeatedly and until the end of RUclips.
    (5:01, 6:10, 7:52, 8:34, 9:43, 10:54 as well)
    Thinking on it now, it would be awesome to have one of those that is labeled "AN EXCELLENT FUCKING INFLATABLE FUCKING CROWN" all round the outside of it 360 degrees.

    • @favoritemustard3542
      @favoritemustard3542 2 года назад +2

      You are truly awesome, underappreciated, & a boon to the community!

    • @KarlBaron
      @KarlBaron Месяц назад

      9 years later and I'm still here (end of RUclips has not arrived yet)

    • @uTubeNoITube
      @uTubeNoITube Месяц назад

      @@KarlBaron ROFL

  • @samcowell6735
    @samcowell6735 9 лет назад +207

    so funny when he ripped up the magazine

    • @maxkale311
      @maxkale311 8 лет назад +9

      Oh man I died haha like I was pretty chill and had a giggle when he talked about the crown but when he did that I was literally on the floor XD.

  • @THERIANNAleo
    @THERIANNAleo 9 лет назад +79

    now ashens can be the king of tat, he even has the tatcrown to prove it

    • @ccricers
      @ccricers 5 лет назад

      That crown would be great for someone that lives in a bouncy castle.

  • @samwatson-tayler2805
    @samwatson-tayler2805 4 года назад +65

    "Are things really that bad at Lootbox HQ?" Ominously foreshadowing the future.

  • @marley67uk77
    @marley67uk77 2 года назад +10

    Ahhh, the infamous 'inflatable crown' episode, this never gets old and all thanks to a "FUCKING INFLATABLE FUCKING CROWN !"

  • @Yarxo
    @Yarxo 9 лет назад +149

    I want a dubstep remix of ashens raging about the crown.

    • @smittywerbenjagermanjensen9802
      @smittywerbenjagermanjensen9802 9 лет назад +18

      baklapharm Then make one.

    • @SsnakeBite
      @SsnakeBite 9 лет назад +5

      baklapharm To the same tune as "Fatabatarang".

    • @smittywerbenjagermanjensen9802
      @smittywerbenjagermanjensen9802 9 лет назад

      ***** Sure one does, that's why there are so many of them on youtube.

    • @Yarxo
      @Yarxo 9 лет назад

      On this subject, recent cases suggest that only a few people actually know how to differentiate between music genres.

    • @igmantis
      @igmantis 9 лет назад +1

      baklapharm I might make a remix, no promises though, and it'll be about the quality of that inflatable crown.

  • @weeseet
    @weeseet 9 лет назад +17

    Last month was a new low point for Loot Crate, but this month they seem to have dug *even deeper*!
    You did it, guys!

  • @Macintosh007
    @Macintosh007 9 лет назад +543

    Guys. Stick till the very last second of this videos.

    • @rockythefox1
      @rockythefox1 9 лет назад +13

      best ending ever

    • @weeseet
      @weeseet 9 лет назад +37

      Retrostevie Gaming
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    • @thecodingethan
      @thecodingethan 9 лет назад +1

      weeseet ASCII! SPOILER ALERT: THERE IS ASCII!

    • @VenseyNess
      @VenseyNess 9 лет назад

      kaczmarek3007 I've been keeping track. This is the 2nd end credits scene this year. Props if you can tell me the first.

    • @404eitch
      @404eitch 9 лет назад +3

      2spoopy4me

  • @Orpheusftw
    @Orpheusftw 9 лет назад +20

    8:44 made the entire video, and that picture single-handedly put me off EVER buying a loot crate.

    • @dubioustheatreyt8096
      @dubioustheatreyt8096 3 года назад +2

      It took me a moment to realize, the centaur is wearing the fucking crown

  • @KingPeaceus
    @KingPeaceus 9 лет назад +113

    Forgot to bring a knife? Why not go and get your THE WORLD'S SHARPEST KNIFE™!

  • @BaslerJones
    @BaslerJones 9 лет назад +320

    That centaur bloke look alot like Ashens.

    • @JasonZakrajsek
      @JasonZakrajsek 9 лет назад +5

      It was Neil Patrick Harris

    • @supernovagamer929
      @supernovagamer929 9 лет назад

      Big Bob's Beepers you said that 2wice

    • @supernovagamer929
      @supernovagamer929 9 лет назад

      supernova gamer once again,hi

    • @helli0n
      @helli0n 9 лет назад +21

      Basler Jones I figured that was why he ripped the magazine. He saw himself and was a bit weirded out. :P lol...

    • @Needwagon4Speedwagon
      @Needwagon4Speedwagon 9 лет назад +2

      Basler Jones The memes jack THE MEMES

  • @Ben-vs7bq
    @Ben-vs7bq 9 лет назад +619

    I died laughing after you ripped the magazine in half

    • @herrlichee1713
      @herrlichee1713 9 лет назад +57

      Stevy Chips Those seconds of silence were golden.

    • @ironcastknight
      @ironcastknight 9 лет назад +39

      Stevy Chips That was literally the golden moment of the entire video.

    • @RealistReviewer
      @RealistReviewer 9 лет назад +79

      Stevy Chips the guy in the mag even looked a bit like Ashens looking regal wearing the fucking inflatable fucking crown xD

    • @TDMFAN
      @TDMFAN 9 лет назад +2

      RealistReviewer The FIFC + the bow tie with 8-bit dragons and random shapes.

    • @JBroMCMXCI
      @JBroMCMXCI 9 лет назад +26

      Big Bob's Beepers Holy fuck dude you've replied to every single comment on this video and not a single one of yours was funny or witty in any way. Seriously get a fucking life you fucking loser.

  • @Kylirr
    @Kylirr 8 лет назад +426

    fucking
    inflatable
    fucking
    crown

  • @KirbyMario12345_939
    @KirbyMario12345_939 8 лет назад +89

    For the 1-year Anniversary of this video, will April 2016 have a "FUCKING INFLATABLE FUCKING CRATE"? And everything inside being FUCKING INFLATABLE.

  • @Pr1malWereHouse
    @Pr1malWereHouse 8 лет назад +219

    I guess you can say that crown literally 😎Blows

  • @February54
    @February54 9 лет назад +56

    I lost it at 8:49. Good thing I finished my drink a few seconds before, otherwise I wouldn't have a PC to write this comment with.

    • @Kaneadian
      @Kaneadian 9 лет назад

      Cool story bro

    • @February54
      @February54 9 лет назад +1

      KaneisafoolTheEditor
      I'm glad you liked it. My sarcasm-o-meter is off the scale...

    • @1996Lambert
      @1996Lambert 9 лет назад +4

      February Don't pay any attention to the shitty troll that makes pathetic attempts to troll. Maybe one day we can dream of him not living in 2010, and hiding behind his computer screen being the troll he's always wished being.

    • @clawrthegamer7528
      @clawrthegamer7528 9 лет назад +2

      I laughed too

    • @bjamiork
      @bjamiork 9 лет назад +2

      February Ditto, that was the perfect reaction to that picture lol.

  • @CloudyDaze
    @CloudyDaze 9 лет назад +71

    I am incredibly disappointed because I've seen the marketing for this month's box in particular quite heavily. I couldn't go anywhere without seeing the word "Fantasy". Now that it's here... thank GOD I didn't buy loot crate. and now I never will.

    • @JefreyWithOneFi
      @JefreyWithOneFi 9 лет назад +23

      CloudyDaze Loot Crate does a fair amount of advertising. some of it is just lies and deceit. (I'm talkaing about december 2014's shitty Ghostbusters "exclusive collectable" item which was a plastic doorhanger, and January 2015's lack of a Donkey Kong item even though it was front and center their advert)

    • @I_was_a_Bullfrog
      @I_was_a_Bullfrog 9 лет назад +2

      There are many subscription boxes that do a better job imo, nerdblock for example has many different versions of it and allow you to change the theme each month

  • @oliverthespy6786
    @oliverthespy6786 9 лет назад +15

    That last part; I think it was the finest portion of my life.
    Oh dear.

  • @PatriciaCross
    @PatriciaCross 8 лет назад +29

    Finally made it to the inflatable crown episode!
    That shirt is of the D&D ampersand symbol. That is actually pretty cool.

  • @mr.monster1622
    @mr.monster1622 9 лет назад +1

    Seriously my favorite video of yours Ashens. I watch it over and over again. Cracks me up!

  • @davidmurdock4740
    @davidmurdock4740 9 лет назад +106

    So, Ashens...
    How much money would it take for you to put that crown on your head and take a picture of you putting that crown on your head?

  • @IEnjoyBeingNaked
    @IEnjoyBeingNaked 9 лет назад +171

    I liked it better when the medieval fantasy crowd wasn't filled with "I'm so quirky", Big Bang theory watching Tumblr hipsters who obsess over Dragon Age and Felicia Day (i.e. the people in 8:47)

    • @friendlyreminder1311
      @friendlyreminder1311 9 лет назад +15

      ***** Said the one posting Nani Sore and /v/ shit.

    • @Mokujo
      @Mokujo 9 лет назад +54

      ***** Literally every Lootcrate magazine is filled with pictures of people I hate. i.e. the kinds of "LOL I'M A GEEK 1337" people

    • @Rabidum
      @Rabidum 9 лет назад +8

      Friendly Reminder Said the one actually knowing whatever the fuck that is

    • @peeledapples4176
      @peeledapples4176 9 лет назад +2

      ***** But... I like Big Bang Theory =(
      That said, I fucking hate the "I'M SO NERDY, LOL RANDOM!" crowd so yeah.

    • @TheBr00talhamster
      @TheBr00talhamster 9 лет назад +3

      ***** What the fuck specific type of person is that?

  • @sc_senyn
    @sc_senyn 9 лет назад +36

    IM PRETTY SURE THAT CROWN IS FROM CHUCK E CHEESE IM LAUGHING SO HARD RN

    • @sc_senyn
      @sc_senyn 9 лет назад +14

      from what I've gotten in the past, yes

    • @aceisking
      @aceisking 3 года назад +1

      I saw it for like 30 points at a cheap arcade once

    • @KacyRaider
      @KacyRaider 2 дня назад

      😅

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      @KacyRaider 2 дня назад

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  • @ilovebarrylewismynamejeff6482
    @ilovebarrylewismynamejeff6482 2 года назад +5

    Love seeing the contrast between how Stuart reviewed these boxes compared to others like Matthew Santoro - who actively seemed happy with the fucking inflatable fucking crown

  • @KennieFitz
    @KennieFitz 9 лет назад +38

    I was ready for the jump scare! I was READY! But then I twitched anyway...

  • @papermouse_9
    @papermouse_9 5 лет назад +7

    One wonders whether the deciding factor for the doctor tearing the magazine in half was because of the centaur alone or the fact that the centaur looked eerily like himself.

  • @Hadmin
    @Hadmin 9 лет назад +38

    Fantasy month. The good stuff was only in your imagination

  • @elsmike
    @elsmike 9 лет назад +21

    That crown broke ashens.

  • @HelloThereUniverse
    @HelloThereUniverse 4 года назад +4

    That ending..... You sir, just gave me NIGHTMARES!!

  • @EmmyDereest
    @EmmyDereest 9 лет назад +1

    This crate was actually one of the few I've really wanted. Barring the bowtie, I loved all the items inside. The crown was a cute idea, the magnets are something I would want on my fridge, I probably would have used all the other items.

  • @RedPanda79
    @RedPanda79 7 лет назад +4

    Years after first watching this I still go back to laugh at the moment he finds out it is a plastic crown. Classic Ashens moment.

  • @mog398
    @mog398 8 лет назад +7

    I remembered that fucking jumpscare just ONE second before it appeared. Thank god I have a quick pause button.

  • @ThatBritishSnep
    @ThatBritishSnep 8 лет назад +10

    We need a dubstep remix of fucking inflatable fucking crown

  • @bruceluiz
    @bruceluiz 9 лет назад

    From all of Ashens videos,this really takes the Crown.

  • @Autumn-Muse
    @Autumn-Muse 9 лет назад +2

    I'm going to say kudos to the designer of that Dungeons & Dragons logo. It's subtle enough not to be instantly recognized by non-gamers or those of us that left after 4e. However it's Iconic enough and cleverly designed as an ampersand, as to be associated with the text of the title. Not to mention that it draws the eye, which will lead to a few conversations at gaming tables such as Pathfinder, MtG, and other tabletop groups.

  • @krisgrizzly9920
    @krisgrizzly9920 9 лет назад +19

    he looks at the magazine and rips it I just started laughing

  • @annapocalypsezero4719
    @annapocalypsezero4719 8 лет назад +17

    Little did Ashens know what was to come a year later.

    • @xCr00k3Dx
      @xCr00k3Dx 8 лет назад +4

      +Anna Zero Troll Level: Expert.

  • @davidfgranger
    @davidfgranger 9 лет назад +60

    It's an ampersand...

  • @SydewalkClosed
    @SydewalkClosed 4 года назад +2

    I've been searching for this VERY episode after binging his other box openings. Did not disappoint

  • @Schule04
    @Schule04 8 лет назад +5

    That thing at the very end of the video is genuinely scary if you're watching these videos half asleep

  • @AstroTorch
    @AstroTorch 9 лет назад +59

    IT'S AN 'AND' SYMBOL ON THE SHIRT STUART!! AN AND SYMBOL IN THE SHAPE OF A DRAGON ; 'DUNGEONS AND DRAGONS'. IT'S A FUNNY JOKE!!! AAAARRRRGGGHHHH!!
    I can only apologise profusely for this outburst.

    • @AstroTorch
      @AstroTorch 9 лет назад +13

      Evan. Oh shut up you raving lunatic. He mentions it later in the video you moron.

    • @Anaverageguy41
      @Anaverageguy41 9 лет назад +6

      Evan. where's the dungeon part?

    • @Luna.Starlight.Eclipse
      @Luna.Starlight.Eclipse 9 лет назад +4

      Anaverageguy41 loot crate is the dungeon

    • @hakleach
      @hakleach 9 лет назад +1

      Anaverageguy41 I think it means they're called "and dragons" instead of saying there's dungeons and also dragons. It's a sort of play on words. And dragons are dragons shaped like the and sign.

    • @powerjbn9283
      @powerjbn9283 9 лет назад

      It's not a joke, it's the dungeons and dragons logo. It's not supposed to be funny or a play on words or anything stupid.

  • @SelemaTatsuhiko
    @SelemaTatsuhiko 9 лет назад +3

    We've got a friend who's subscribed to loot crate and keeps trying to get us to subscribe to even though there's not been a single thing we've ever liked but he's the kind of person who'd rather get junk every month than pay his bills; anyway, that crown is his favorite item that he's ever gotten from loot crate and he wears it to Pathfinder night almost every single week.
    Seeing Ashen's reaction to that damn crown brings a tear to my eye.

  • @sleepy0
    @sleepy0 9 лет назад +1

    props to whoever put the inflatable crown into this box, ashens referencing it makes this video even more enjoyable than it already is.

  • @aaen
    @aaen 9 лет назад

    hahaha, of all my subscriptions Ashens, you are without a doubt the funniest. I was thinking all the way to the end, "Jump-scare....jump-scare...." and then to see your face upside down...nearly pissed myself laughing. All credit to you sir.

  • @Nomadsword
    @Nomadsword 9 лет назад +52

    when he said, "many sided dice", I thought, "as apposed to a single sided die?" then thought I might look up if one existed, apparently it does, but I have no idea how it works (Because it looks like it was designed by 7th dimensional aliens) and I didn't want to read the text on the page to find out because I'm lazy.

    • @TheWargod56
      @TheWargod56 9 лет назад +12

      MegaHasmat A single sided die would be a sphere, right?

    • @FIREDRAGON158
      @FIREDRAGON158 9 лет назад

      There is in fact a single sided die

    • @Nomadsword
      @Nomadsword 9 лет назад +2

      TheWargod56 I thought that too, but the first thing that came up was some weird thing. I don't know how to describe it, but it's definitely a thing.

    • @Chalky.
      @Chalky. 9 лет назад

      It's called a Polyhedral dice.

    • @thomasjenkins7506
      @thomasjenkins7506 9 лет назад +4

      but it's not a one sided die, it's just a fancy two sided die. when you flip it, it will land on one of two sides, whether those sides are connected or not.

  • @TheChaztato
    @TheChaztato 9 лет назад +64

    Anyone else notice that the dragon was shaped like &

    • @cataconik
      @cataconik 9 лет назад +8

      You've solved the mystery, Sherlock!

    • @TheChaztato
      @TheChaztato 9 лет назад

      idk what it's supposed to mean though

    • @cataconik
      @cataconik 9 лет назад +9

      Charlie Hayes Dungeons and dragons

    • @TheChaztato
      @TheChaztato 9 лет назад

      k m8

    • @Erdnuahsyek
      @Erdnuahsyek 9 лет назад +5

      The & is an ampersand

  • @ImmaThatGuy
    @ImmaThatGuy 9 лет назад +278

    ¡nʇS 'ʞɔɐq noʎ oʇ ollǝɥ pu∀

  • @vee6460
    @vee6460 6 месяцев назад +1

    sometimes i have to come back to this video to remember the crown

  • @ericf112
    @ericf112 3 года назад +4

    God I miss old RUclips

  • @fireaza
    @fireaza 9 лет назад +19

    "Asian Persuasion" was my nickname in collage. Which I always found a bit odd, since I'm not Asian.

    • @Mancyofsouls
      @Mancyofsouls 9 лет назад +3

      ***** Obama did 9/11

    • @weeseet
      @weeseet 9 лет назад

      ***** You just managed to persuade people in a very Asian way.

    • @Mancyofsouls
      @Mancyofsouls 9 лет назад +1

      weeseet I was just joking, Obama wasn't even born during 9/11.

    • @kenetickups6146
      @kenetickups6146 9 лет назад

      best nickname ever

  • @bulletclub9791
    @bulletclub9791 8 лет назад +8

    Where is the video where they send him a massive box of those crowns?

  • @fuxyews2177
    @fuxyews2177 9 лет назад +39

    Maybe if they didn't waste so much time and money printing up the box insides, the badge and the pointless magazine, then they'd have some money to get some decent merchandise.
    I swear, I solely watch these loot crate videos for the purpose of being perplexed as to why anyone would buy them. Except for the t-shirt (horrible colour though?) theres really nothing of practical value here.
    Its less about 'exclusive stuff I've always wanted'
    and more about 'heres this cheap crap that I suppose I could use one day..maybe'..
    Thats not a good surprise at all, and especially as it seems that lootcrate is moving in a direction where literally all their stuff is poundland quality/value..
    big ripoff, imo

  • @Metayounis
    @Metayounis 9 лет назад +1

    This is the Ashens we all love. Not the other guy he films with who would faint if he saw a cockroach.

  • @mako5474
    @mako5474 9 лет назад

    4:38
    The actor's name is Armin Zimmerman. He also played Grand Nagus Zek, the 'monarch' of the Ferengi race in Star Trek: Deep Space Nine.

  • @zedshrooms3582
    @zedshrooms3582 9 лет назад +4

    At the end when he turn of all the lights I thought Stuart was preparing a noose or loading a gun

  • @CandisClassicGameShrine
    @CandisClassicGameShrine 9 лет назад +5

    Lootcrate seems like the perfect tat to review on your channel. I don't think I've seen a box yet that feels equal to what you pay for.

  • @dazmaster22
    @dazmaster22 9 лет назад +23

    I hope we can make FIFC an ashens meme, whenever something is just absolutely, inconsolably shit, it is compared to the FIFC.

    • @dazmaster22
      @dazmaster22 9 лет назад +2

      Good Enough!

    • @Scioneer
      @Scioneer 9 лет назад +1

      Thaddeus Moody
      There's already a ringtone of it.

    • @christianmunso7482
      @christianmunso7482 9 лет назад

      +Scioneer where is this ring tone you speak of?

  • @SpacePrez
    @SpacePrez 8 лет назад +1

    The dragon symbol is an ampersand. Its a Dungeons & Dragons reference. Which you managed to recognize on the bowtie but not the t-shirt :P

  • @pikamario99
    @pikamario99 8 месяцев назад

    okay it's really funny coming back to this years later and actually recognizing the D&D logo now whilst he remains completely oblivious

  • @john__lemon
    @john__lemon 9 лет назад +7

    The dragon was in the shape of an ampersand

  • @joshfloyd4761
    @joshfloyd4761 9 лет назад +9

    I really thought he was gonna bring out the blowtorch

  • @Draggo88
    @Draggo88 9 лет назад +44

    It's a Dungeons and Dragons shirt, and I want it.

    • @nearbygamerfanable
      @nearbygamerfanable 5 лет назад +3

      Only good thing in the crate

    • @IamTealeaf
      @IamTealeaf 4 года назад +1

      The princess bride cards were actually dope as hell, but other then that and the t shirt it was garbage

  • @LimeGreenTeknii
    @LimeGreenTeknii 9 лет назад +1

    8:07 "It happened once in 1973, which is odd, since I wasn't born then." Confirmed: Ashens is less than 42 years old!

  • @aaaatttt101
    @aaaatttt101 9 лет назад +10

    What do you actually do for a living?

    • @romajimamulo
      @romajimamulo 9 лет назад +17

      al t This, suprisingly

    • @aaaatttt101
      @aaaatttt101 9 лет назад

      Romaji who are you.?

    • @romajimamulo
      @romajimamulo 9 лет назад +2

      al t No, I was talking about ashens

    • @aaaatttt101
      @aaaatttt101 9 лет назад

      Romaji How do you know? Do you know the guy?

    • @romajimamulo
      @romajimamulo 9 лет назад +2

      al t ... Ok, I assumed, mostly.

  • @TheDutyPaid
    @TheDutyPaid 9 лет назад +57

    I could make a better loot crate with £10 and a visit to Poundland

    • @TheAlexagius
      @TheAlexagius 9 лет назад +19

      TheDutyPaid the bags of crap would give you more enjoyment....

    • @BBC.Radio1
      @BBC.Radio1 9 лет назад

      Big Bob's Beepers No, he's referencing The Bag of Crap, something similar to lootcrate where you spend 5, 10, or 20 quid on a bag full of random stuff.

    • @TheDutyPaid
      @TheDutyPaid 9 лет назад

      Big Bob's Beepers
      Think you should have replied to TheAlexagius.

    • @87idk
      @87idk 9 лет назад

      TheDutyPaid we could call it AshensBox, with a 30 page magazine which incorporates pictures people put on the internet of them and their shit from last months box as well as Ashens' personal review of all the items in the box

    • @TheDutyPaid
      @TheDutyPaid 9 лет назад

      87idk
      Ashens has already sold his box.

  • @Grimeaper
    @Grimeaper 9 лет назад +11

    I wonder if he noticed the inflatable crown, guess we may never know.

  • @Heeknot
    @Heeknot 9 лет назад +28

    I've never bought a loot crate, but i seem to be disappointed by their contents every month.

    • @Heeknot
      @Heeknot 9 лет назад +1

      Big Bob's Beepers A deck of cards is a deck of cards. I have about 7 different decks sitting around because people give them out as promotional items all the time. I personally use a box by the Virginia lottery because its open and broken in.

  • @felder5201
    @felder5201 9 лет назад

    2:20 the moment all of our lives were changed forever

  • @rwaitwhat
    @rwaitwhat 7 лет назад +1

    8:37 - 8:51 is hysterical but the very end is splendid too

  • @SchrödingerKousae
    @SchrödingerKousae 3 года назад +5

    Man, I haven't heard Loot Crate in like ...5 years? Give or take. I guess that shit went down harder than the Yorktown.

  • @AlColossus
    @AlColossus 9 лет назад +4

    The only fantasy is that these are ever going to contain something worth the price.

  • @junkyjordan137
    @junkyjordan137 8 лет назад +10

    jump scare at 11:51 you're welcome

  • @UnearthlyLads63
    @UnearthlyLads63 9 лет назад

    THAT ENDING. I knew it was coming and I still wasn't prepared. Ahhhh the banter...

  • @MusicGeekery
    @MusicGeekery 8 лет назад +2

    I believe that "Fucking inflatable fucking crown" is a t-shirt design we all need

    • @MadalynR
      @MadalynR 8 лет назад

      I believe I found one on Etsy or Redbubble once.

  • @girthiusmaximius8486
    @girthiusmaximius8486 8 лет назад +47

    That crown really pisses him off.... ;3

    • @halofangaming6914
      @halofangaming6914 6 лет назад +1

      does he still have it

    • @aceisking
      @aceisking 3 года назад

      @@halofangaming6914 Real question does he still have this box of crowns

  • @alicemay1999
    @alicemay1999 9 лет назад +7

    that jumpscare though

  • @Gtreeko
    @Gtreeko 9 лет назад +6

    Oh my days, I couldn't stop laughing 8:37

  • @Quantumtalesxx
    @Quantumtalesxx 7 лет назад +1

    That moment were he ripped the magazine in half. Comedy gold.

  • @StoneySZN
    @StoneySZN 7 лет назад +1

    2 years ago and im still coming back to this to laugh

  • @Snotnarok
    @Snotnarok 9 лет назад +3

    I'm glad you're making the sacrifice for us Ashens, the sacrifice of disappointment every week/month these shitboxes come out. Has ANY of them been worth it? The first ones I imagine.