Hot wheels movie that deals with the deep socioeconomic troubles of latino street racing gangs vs the big budget world of white stadium racing Im calling it now
I hear your joke, don't worry. But how about this: Hot Wheels movie, but it's just a shot&for-shot recreation of the first Fast & Furious movie, with all of the cars and roads replaced with Hot Wheels toys. Complete with a hand pushing the toy car around on the toy road, making the vrooming sounds.
Do you want that but for real? You should watch the acceleracers movies. All the hot wheels drivers are in street gangs and have deep seated blood feuds
@@paulstagram4205 Dear Gay Diary, How can I tell if my best friend Nick Mullen is still funny without human laugh track Stavros Halkias fatly cackling every 12 seconds?
he does it because its an old brand and his conservative loser fans know it all their lifes. if barby was a new brand it would be woke too because it says women can be pilots or some shit.
Nick 100% should have seen Wonka. There's this little black girl in the movie with a necklace that has an 'N' on it and most of the movie everyone's not sure what it actually stands for. Man, Nick would have a field day with that. Bit central. Won't even need the Chex Mix for it.
@@0ldar yeah its acting boiled down to three easiest to 'play' emotions which are confusion, agitation and anger and nothing else. there's hardly a moment where the barbie latina teen isnt one of the three
''netflix face'' is exactly the term I was looking to coin, because it really does seem like every new baby-faced girl actress in a new show/movie has the same face/mannerisms. it is still acting, which is scary, but it's like the predicatable corporate-approved way of doing it, they all make 3 faces (look at something while being disgusted by it/startled by it/embarrassed by it) and they can't do anything more than that.
Absolutely no idea what this comment was trying to convey. So Florence Pugh, Anya Taylor Joy, and Jenna Ortega all look and act alike? Is there a chance maybe you just got a touch of the autism?
Thats what happens when multiple pipelines choose for particular aspects. People notice and play what is essentially the meta strategy so you now have a bunch of people more trained on getting acting roles than actually acting.
I like what Nick describes as being the first 20 minutes of the movie is actually like the first hour, but yeah the latter half of the movie kinda falls off
i honestly have no fucking clue how they were able to make tafs so fucking boring. nick is constantly sedated on horse tranqs, zero effort to do any funny bits.
@@juvenoiachild7675 The greatest trick Stav ever pulled was to spend years breaking down Nick’s Irish defenses and normalizing therapy and taking Lithium. As Stav was riding the wave to success, he was slowly drilling holes in Nick’s boat so that when he jumped ship he could ride higher. But Adam interviewed Jadakiss so this war is far from over.
@@schizophrenic_AIsaying stav is riding a wave of success just because he did a shitty special and had some boring ass spots on some podcasts is probably gayer then the entire run of cumtown tbh
@toe-bi-wankonobivideos2352 I'm so sad I didn't get to talk with him when I saw him in Chicago cause my mom was being a total b word about it. She didn't know what she was taking from me.
I feel like that there aren't many toys you can make into movies, barbies a character it's easy to make a movie about her but how you gonna make a rubiks cube movie?
@@leonconnelly5303Well you make the cubes sentient for a start. Then you establish a world where the cubes live normal lives but there is a rubix olympics where the cubes compete to solve themselves the fastest. Then you make the protagonist of the film a tiny cube whose dream is to be the fastest in the world but everybody says that he can’t do it because he’s too small and weak. So he starts training and eventually becomes world champion defying all odds. You can apply “the hero’s journey” to anything. It’s a tried and true method.
Nobody ever clarifies who Nick went to go see the movie with so I'm just imagining him with a bucket of popcorn in the middle of a crowd of families stone faced, frowning, ready to analyze the barbie movie
Ben reminds me of when i was watching toy commercials, and a product aimed at little girls came on so we had to act disgusted by it to prove we weren't gay. These days I own thousands of dollars of Barbie merchandise, and drive my Barbie Power Wheel Jeep all over town.
That "streaming platform face" thing he pointed out is interesting. In the past, people growing up would mirror the mannerisms and expressions of people around them. The current generation has grown up mirroring similar mannerisms and expressions because they all consume the same social media. Tiktok and Instagram algorithms all show the same stuff.
He really is a ridiculous retard. The more I try to like him, the more annoyed I get at him. I think I'm experiencing exactly what Nick does with Adam. (Also I'm gay)
The speech at the end made me kinda uncomfortable, I remember instinctively looking away feeling like I was seeing a stranger on the street throw a tantrum. But it made my girlfriend cry, so it does resonate with women apparently.
It's more just that I've heard it before so many times. The two same writers, Gerwig and Baumbach, have used the same type of speech in each of their movies before, "Little Women" and "Marriage Story" respectively. Nothing new was said here, even though it pretended like it was.
It resonates cos it’s a woman complaining about how it sucks to be a woman. It’s the same as that gym bro sigma crap you see on social media. It’s surface level heavy handed cope.
Thank you for your God's work. Since I'm a little bit straighter than a targeted audience and have an attention span of a baby bug, I struggle with watching original episodes of TAFS, I need these cuts
“Netflix Face” is 100% a thing that I’ve never been able to put my finger on, but you nailed it! It’s “playing everything with a micro expression of boredom/disgust” Smashed it dude 🤣
I wouldn’t call this balanced if it only says right wing takes are bad. The left wings takes were nuts too but being actually balanced is hard. That said I guess he did call the that one scene “buzzfeed.” Also im gay.
Fantastic analysis and review. Probably the best one online. Poignant, historically conscious, articulate with laser point precision. Perhaps the greatest review of all time. Millions of years in the future our ancestors shall entomb this masterpiece in their Natural Museum for Homosapien History
Watch Michael Knowles talk about the movie. The video’s called “I LOVED The Barbie Movie” and you only have to watch the middle part titled “Barbie is great.” It’s funny that this clip shows a bunch of Daily Wire hosts, but not Michael Knowles. Movie starts with girls no longer wanting to care for babies, they start killing their babies/abortion, no more nurturing, they want to focus on being girl bosses and Barbie can be anything. When Barbie meets the creator, she says women work here?, and the creator says “women do more than work here” as in they are also mothers like the mother character in the real world, a very important job, I haven’t seen the film but I’ve seen enough clips to understand people are missing some significant statements of the movie.
A thing that a lot of people ignore about the movie is that the Kens being essentially homeless and being "just an accessory" aligns pretty well with how boys are raised (which transfers into adulthood); their emotions don't matter and are actively suppressed ("stop crying, boys don't cry") *unless they majorly act out* (break shit, turn Barbieland into a Kenocracy) There's a reason that when homeless statistics are mentioned irl, they're always phrased as "can you believe it? 20% of homeless people are women!"
i think Netflix face is just the hiring of teen actors based on being just good enough to act but also being attractive and marketeable, then they stay with those actors because its safer and easier to grow their stardom instead of looking for more actors who might have been better at acting.
Funny how Nick wanted to just move on from the Netflix face discussion so quickly, when I think a lot of people would be interested to explore that some more. I know exactly what he's talking about, and to me it's always felt like young actors who are trying beyond their current skillset.
As an autistic gay man, this movie lacked representation. We all know that if this was true to the source material, an 11 year old boy would have stripped Barbie naked within the first 3 minutes of the film and ripped off both her arms.
Barbie is the greatest satire of all time. just imagine that Ken is Barbie and Barbie is ken and itll all makes sense. just imagine that it's Barbie seeing a 'we can do it' poster instead of Ken looking at a man on a horse. Barbies upset because kens stop wanting to be homemakers? cmon.
Hot wheels movie that deals with the deep socioeconomic troubles of latino street racing gangs vs the big budget world of white stadium racing
Im calling it now
I hear your joke, don't worry.
But how about this: Hot Wheels movie, but it's just a shot&for-shot recreation of the first Fast & Furious movie, with all of the cars and roads replaced with Hot Wheels toys. Complete with a hand pushing the toy car around on the toy road, making the vrooming sounds.
Do you want that but for real? You should watch the acceleracers movies. All the hot wheels drivers are in street gangs and have deep seated blood feuds
@@alissaadornato8951 I'm glad I'm not the only one who remembers those movies and made that connection.
You ever see the movie "Lowriders" with Theo Rossi. It'll just be that.
But that would be good
Love that Nick was so absorbed in his generous, thoughtful criticism of a movie about toys that he momentarily forgot he's a comedian.
thats just what happens when stav isnt there to make it funny
@@paulstagram4205he was a morale boost for nick to make actually funny jokes and stay on a roll with them
He could probably make a good movie review channel if he wanted.
@@paulstagram4205 Dear Gay Diary, How can I tell if my best friend Nick Mullen is still funny without human laugh track Stavros Halkias fatly cackling every 12 seconds?
@@Michael-jq8iq Agreed. Stav really kept the tone of the show comic by being too fat for hats.
Ben Shapiro calling Barbie one of the greatest intellectual properties of all time is something I wasn’t expecting.
Hes speaks in hyperbole. Its all he can do. He's a fucking idiot
He’s gay
he does it because its an old brand and his conservative loser fans know it all their lifes. if barby was a new brand it would be woke too because it says women can be pilots or some shit.
He used to think it was Boy Meets World until the incident.
@@videogamenostalgia"Oh boy, I get to meet Mr Feeny"
Nick 100% should have seen Wonka. There's this little black girl in the movie with a necklace that has an 'N' on it and most of the movie everyone's not sure what it actually stands for. Man, Nick would have a field day with that. Bit central. Won't even need the Chex Mix for it.
I bet its nougat
Yeeeah without stav it still wouldn’t hit lol Adam would go “oh man that’s funny.” and theyd move on
@@Supermoneygang12Good riddance Stav. So unfunny.
@@BodywiseMustardStop it, this shit is BORING without Stav. Adam isn't funny enough to b paired with Nick. TAFS sucks
@@blackdynamite5016TAFS is Cumtown without the laugh track of Stav. There is less dynamism but they seriously could have replaced him with anyone.
Thanks for continuing to make these, man. The editing is always on point and in tune with the best out of the podcast these days.
Ngl last time I watched an episode of TAFS it was boring ass, is it good yet?
The actual show with the interviews is great
@@Dreadmantisthe2nddon't know about you, but i just could not listen to stav anymore
No @@Dreadmantisthe2nd
Nick: Makes observant point about the nature of satire
Adam: Is the Barbie movie product placement?
It's bad because corporation right?
Nick is very perceptive to coin the term “Netflix Face” for the modern style of acting
Yeah he really pinpointed *that* style of acting, even though I can't really articulate what *that* style really is beyond just annoying
@@stevensmith1031 it's annoyed girl face.
Resting Netflix Face is an epidemic. It hasn’t been traced to vaccines… yet.
@@0ldar yeah its acting boiled down to three easiest to 'play' emotions which are confusion, agitation and anger and nothing else. there's hardly a moment where the barbie latina teen isnt one of the three
The acting does always feel verbose and over done.
"Netflix face" was spot-on
''netflix face'' is exactly the term I was looking to coin, because it really does seem like every new baby-faced girl actress in a new show/movie has the same face/mannerisms. it is still acting, which is scary, but it's like the predicatable corporate-approved way of doing it, they all make 3 faces (look at something while being disgusted by it/startled by it/embarrassed by it) and they can't do anything more than that.
I miss when women in movies looked like adult women with facial definition and not toddlers slathered in makeup.
i don't like that comment@@mrscruffles801
I think it's a roundabout way of saying "a generic, bad actor"
the performance is just bad
Absolutely no idea what this comment was trying to convey. So Florence Pugh, Anya Taylor Joy, and Jenna Ortega all look and act alike? Is there a chance maybe you just got a touch of the autism?
Thats what happens when multiple pipelines choose for particular aspects. People notice and play what is essentially the meta strategy so you now have a bunch of people more trained on getting acting roles than actually acting.
I like what Nick describes as being the first 20 minutes of the movie is actually like the first hour, but yeah the latter half of the movie kinda falls off
Horses are pretty sick
Your edits are so well put together, perfectly complementing the commentary.
So true
That Mexican accent was fucking spot on
As a Mexican I can concur
Ikr
White people dey always be speeeeetting ehehehehehehe
You make TAFS bearable
i honestly have no fucking clue how they were able to make tafs so fucking boring. nick is constantly sedated on horse tranqs, zero effort to do any funny bits.
@@juvenoiachild7675 The greatest trick Stav ever pulled was to spend years breaking down Nick’s Irish defenses and normalizing therapy and taking Lithium. As Stav was riding the wave to success, he was slowly drilling holes in Nick’s boat so that when he jumped ship he could ride higher. But Adam interviewed Jadakiss so this war is far from over.
@@juvenoiachild7675no stav laugh to encourage a comatose nick into riffing
@@schizophrenic_AIwut
@@schizophrenic_AIsaying stav is riding a wave of success just because he did a shitty special and had some boring ass spots on some podcasts is probably gayer then the entire run of cumtown tbh
I could listen to nick talk about movies all day
Shame he hasn't figured that out yet.
@@TrisketNick seems to just purposely do what people don’t want him to do now
gay
What did he say when you told him that
@toe-bi-wankonobivideos2352 I'm so sad I didn't get to talk with him when I saw him in Chicago cause my mom was being a total b word about it. She didn't know what she was taking from me.
he's spot on with that netflix face concept
I love Nick explaining how it’s going to be a bit cinematic universe and Adam goes “yeah and then Mattel is going to make it all one universe”
I also love Adam's very original thoughts.
superheroes are finally running out of steam, so we're going to get even more crass adaptations with toy and video game slop. hell yeah
It rocks
Better than more superheroes
I'm gay
I feel like that there aren't many toys you can make into movies, barbies a character it's easy to make a movie about her but how you gonna make a rubiks cube movie?
@@leonconnelly5303Well you make the cubes sentient for a start. Then you establish a world where the cubes live normal lives but there is a rubix olympics where the cubes compete to solve themselves the fastest.
Then you make the protagonist of the film a tiny cube whose dream is to be the fastest in the world but everybody says that he can’t do it because he’s too small and weak. So he starts training and eventually becomes world champion defying all odds.
You can apply “the hero’s journey” to anything. It’s a tried and true method.
Nobody ever clarifies who Nick went to go see the movie with so I'm just imagining him with a bucket of popcorn in the middle of a crowd of families stone faced, frowning, ready to analyze the barbie movie
During the Ken war, one of the Ken's was giving a horse mouth to mouth
Hot.
As a Warhammer fan, the best way to explain Barbieland is that it takes place in The Warp
Tfw the gellar field fails
That would be a better plot than the one gerwig gave us.
He hit the nail on the head about "Netflix face"
“Netflix Face” is crazy.
Ben reminds me of when i was watching toy commercials, and a product aimed at little girls came on so we had to act disgusted by it to prove we weren't gay.
These days I own thousands of dollars of Barbie merchandise, and drive my Barbie Power Wheel Jeep all over town.
Ah trying to prove you ARE gay. Nice
As a Cumtown viewer you were confirmed for gay.
Yeah bro
Glad you could finally come out.
Is you're boyfriend a back seat or a font seat breed ?
The opening of Barbie but it’s Nick living in a world with the various characters from his bits, waving to Gay Actor Michael Douglas, Adam’s Dad etc.
Nick doing his Ben impression is the Hall of Fame comedic impersonation
Hell yes, clangers time. Also I'm gay
That "streaming platform face" thing he pointed out is interesting. In the past, people growing up would mirror the mannerisms and expressions of people around them. The current generation has grown up mirroring similar mannerisms and expressions because they all consume the same social media. Tiktok and Instagram algorithms all show the same stuff.
I think it’s just shitty acting.
Adam asking if the barbie movie is product placement is the top 5 dumbest things he has ever said
Certified Stav-tier moment of stupidity for Adam.
He really is a ridiculous retard. The more I try to like him, the more annoyed I get at him. I think I'm experiencing exactly what Nick does with Adam. (Also I'm gay)
Weekly Movie Recap is something TAFS sorely needs.
I could listen to Nick’s Shapiro impression all day long
Ben Shapiro and Mr. Feeny will always be an all-timer bit
@@Max25670I’ve listened to that once a month for years now 😅
I do not have any recollection of following this account but here I am..
Please make more
Should have had more Ken on Ken action. (I'm gay)
The speech at the end made me kinda uncomfortable, I remember instinctively looking away feeling like I was seeing a stranger on the street throw a tantrum. But it made my girlfriend cry, so it does resonate with women apparently.
That's hot
Not me and I'm a woman. Hated that scene.
It's more just that I've heard it before so many times. The two same writers, Gerwig and Baumbach, have used the same type of speech in each of their movies before, "Little Women" and "Marriage Story" respectively. Nothing new was said here, even though it pretended like it was.
It’s designed for social media feminists that have never really thought too hard about what feminism means
It resonates cos it’s a woman complaining about how it sucks to be a woman. It’s the same as that gym bro sigma crap you see on social media. It’s surface level heavy handed cope.
Thank you for your God's work. Since I'm a little bit straighter than a targeted audience and have an attention span of a baby bug, I struggle with watching original episodes of TAFS, I need these cuts
“Netflix Face” is 100% a thing that I’ve never been able to put my finger on, but you nailed it!
It’s “playing everything with a micro expression of boredom/disgust”
Smashed it dude 🤣
I clicked off a Tom meyers breakdown video so fast when this came up
What did you have, a bong hit transplant?
Tom vid transplant
Finally, a balanced review of this movie
I wish this video was just a picture of a penis
I wouldn’t call this balanced if it only says right wing takes are bad. The left wings takes were nuts too but being actually balanced is hard. That said I guess he did call the that one scene “buzzfeed.” Also im gay.
This is just the dipshit leftoid version.
Fantastic analysis and review. Probably the best one online. Poignant, historically conscious, articulate with laser point precision. Perhaps the greatest review of all time. Millions of years in the future our ancestors shall entomb this masterpiece in their Natural Museum for Homosapien History
We've all been waiting for a new Clangers!😂
Cant wait for a Homies movie based on those gumball machine toys
Nice, loved the editing!
"Netflix face" is a great name.
Adam calling the Barbie movie product placement for Barbie feels like parody of hack armchair criticism.
Babe wake up clangers posted
Yes I missed that theme song lol so classic
this channel is so fire high
Watch Michael Knowles talk about the movie. The video’s called “I LOVED The Barbie Movie” and you only have to watch the middle part titled “Barbie is great.” It’s funny that this clip shows a bunch of Daily Wire hosts, but not Michael Knowles. Movie starts with girls no longer wanting to care for babies, they start killing their babies/abortion, no more nurturing, they want to focus on being girl bosses and Barbie can be anything. When Barbie meets the creator, she says women work here?, and the creator says “women do more than work here” as in they are also mothers like the mother character in the real world, a very important job, I haven’t seen the film but I’ve seen enough clips to understand people are missing some significant statements of the movie.
A thing that a lot of people ignore about the movie is that the Kens being essentially homeless and being "just an accessory" aligns pretty well with how boys are raised (which transfers into adulthood); their emotions don't matter and are actively suppressed ("stop crying, boys don't cry") *unless they majorly act out* (break shit, turn Barbieland into a Kenocracy)
There's a reason that when homeless statistics are mentioned irl, they're always phrased as "can you believe it? 20% of homeless people are women!"
Ben Shapirio actually looks like a Matell product
i think Netflix face is just the hiring of teen actors based on being just good enough to act but also being attractive and marketeable, then they stay with those actors because its safer and easier to grow their stardom instead of looking for more actors who might have been better at acting.
Are there any other channels as good as Clangers? Need more of these edits
Funny how Nick wanted to just move on from the Netflix face discussion so quickly, when I think a lot of people would be interested to explore that some more. I know exactly what he's talking about, and to me it's always felt like young actors who are trying beyond their current skillset.
Theyre acting like actors
@@dressedtosmellgood 🎯
It’s just plain and simple bad acting. The phenomenon nick is describing is just bad acting.
“Acting Without Acting”
Another banger from Clangers? I'll take it buddy boyyyy
Nick summed it up perfectly.
Glad to have you back! Stellar video as always :D
8:30 what Nick is describing is called "Terrible Acting".
It’s just called being a young feminist kunt
As an autistic gay man, this movie lacked representation. We all know that if this was true to the source material, an 11 year old boy would have stripped Barbie naked within the first 3 minutes of the film and ripped off both her arms.
Hey clangers, long time no see. You're awesome as always
I think there's enough matrix content to do a video on it
Nick’s take on The Matrix being a “literal” movie still amuses me.
Movies can’t be about anything.
I watched this with my girlfriend and i was amazed how long they dragged it out
I'm just ken
shapiro had tds for 8 years; wears mom's denim jacket, tucked-in shirt w belt
the return of the king
"it's an indictment of humanity" lmaooooo
welcome back clangers!
Another good one, Clangers!
Good too see you back man
Man, my best friend Nick makes some good points here. Also I am gay
I thought Ken's patriarchy plot was hilarious, then I find out it happened.
missed you so much, clangers
wake up honey, a new clangers just dropped!
Clangers has risen
clangers is back!
Welcome back.
Kate McKinnon was the best part as usual. I love that woman
Welcome back king!
Sometimes I forget that Ben Shapiro actually sounds like a hamster on ritalin
I thought I accidentally put the video on fast forward
They forgot to mention that the best part of the Barbie movie was the "I'm just Ken" Song and dance sequence.
I know what nick is talking about with the netflix face.its the face
the first 20 minutes that nick is talking about is like the first hour of the movie
I love you @ClangersTV!
Nick 100 percent could do a movie review podcast.
I came soo gayly when this dropped.
His Ben Shapiro is too good
Another Classic, Important, Girl movie that no one talks about only a few months after its release.
No one is talking about any movie these days.
@@orijimi right, but this was promoted as a super important one
@@BIacklcewas it? Any more than other movies?
@@bruhcoin2361 yes
@@orijimigenerally people don't talk about movies from 6 months ago, like what world do you live in?
That preachy actress sounds exactly like AOC. And I’m gay. Neither of those things are weird.
The return!
clangers back with another bangers
BABE WAKE UP! NEW CLANGERS VID!
This really helped me understand netflix face
i don't even think coke could make me like this more.
Why would coke help with that anyways to any movie?
@@johnwerner69 i tried to say it my best way backwards, that's all
@@lagok7036 didn’t work
Damn Nick is insightful
9:31 Adam stealing bits
Barbie is the greatest satire of all time. just imagine that Ken is Barbie and Barbie is ken and itll all makes sense. just imagine that it's Barbie seeing a 'we can do it' poster instead of Ken looking at a man on a horse. Barbies upset because kens stop wanting to be homemakers? cmon.
Stav is the missing ingredient. He can play into Nick's comedy and build off of alot of racist/dark humor sharpened by Nick's wit and Adam's gayness.
Stav also brought a lot of energy through his chubby laughter
Nick should really start a movie discussion channel
Nothing crazy, just him talking with Adam or someone else and being gay, it'd be perfect
Or maybe it could just be a picture of a penis. Not too big, not too small
sydney sweeneys friend in white lotus had the netflix face.
she was insanely hot she can get away with anything in my book
They did the rollerblade scene for real and while people were just high-fiving Rosling, Margot was being ignored, which made here feel bad.
Good. Ignoring hot women makes them uncontrollably horny.
I like that Adam tried to call what the movie was about and as usual, gets it wrong
Calling a movie about a product "product placement" is brainless.
Yeah Adam said it so that checks out
Yeah? What are you, then? Mr. Straight Guy?
Adam is one of the dumbest individuals on the planet.
most of what adam says is filler
@@scslre you both have that in common