21:30 Two (four even roundtrip?) hour drive with someone on a second date is a lot but Dan's advice of turning it into Taylor Swift listening party is so good
Also, it might not be your cup of tea, but it's not like taytay is earpiercingly horrible wailing. If the vibes are right you can get into it and sing along together. There is music you don't like, and there is bad music.
Dan's implication of the walk back is so funny like you're gonna pound a giant styrofoam container of Panda Express then smash someone you barely know at 1 pm on a Sunday or whatever.
Huge part of watching something like the bachelor is talking/gossip to friends/family about what happend on the show. Not like a good film you can just watch yourself, the social aspect is needed.
I still think waiting 2 days to text is bad advice. You should text the next day at the latest. No reason to make the other person question if you even like them, because ignoring them for 2 days would certainly make me feel that way.
I don't think it's necessarily bad advice because I think that it can be really bad for relationships if in the early stages you go too far with the affection, because people in general want a partner to be their equal. I think you need to try and match the other person's affection levels. Texting too soon or too frequent could give off the impression that you are way more into them than they are to you and I feel that's a bad way to start a relationship.
Yeah last video I thought he was saying to wait 2 days to call or invite her to the second date which is fine but waiting 2 days to text at all is crazy
@@notmyfullname598 Idk if it's showing affection necessarily to acknowledge you enjoyed the date and want to see someone again. I think dudes tend to overthink and gamify the situation. Girls aren't a controller that need a cheat code, or rules of engagement. In any other situation - business, your buddy, your mom, etc - if you had something to tell someone, you wouldn't be playing some weird game about timing. Just be honest, without being clingy or going full blue roses. I know it's hard for some people, but in the scheme of things, if you can talk to a barista or a coworker, you can talk to a woman. Don't overthink it, think of yourself in the third person (am I being a little weird/gross/pushy right now?), and you're fine
@@SableWind I don't think I was gameifying the situation there and I don't think I was treating women like a separate entity entirely, I can see what you are saying about the text not showing excessive affection. but I don't feel like the rest of what you said really applied to what I was saying. I think that trying to reel yourself in and take things at the same pace as the other person seems to want to is a good idea.
@@notmyfullname598 hey sorry, I was speaking more generally after my initial comment, mostly about Dan's insistence on waiting 2 days. I know part of what he is saying is schtick and he's playing up the negatives a bit for content, but this is pretty common behavior among younger guys to think. Guys seem to worry a lot about appearing desparate, to their own detriment, I think. No one looks desperate for saying "I had a nice time, we should meet up again soon!", but they do come off as disinterested, flaky, or even disrespectful if they wait too long to respond, imo. To each their own, of course. And I'm not saying these are your arguments either, hope it doesn't come off that way, just feel the need to elaborate a little more
yea this is some awful advice (the force 2 days), women know you're playing games, my previous partner texted me 1 hour after the first one and we stayed together for a year and a half after.
I stopped all this nonsense. If i have something i wanna say to them i just send em a text. The rule is there for people who obsess and feel the need to talk. If i see a funny meme that reminds me of our date, im sendin it. I always ask them to text me when they get home if they leave by train or car. It is a giga filter. If they don't you know they don't give a fuck, if they do, you can tell them you loved it and you'll hit her up later.
All if this crazy game strategy is mostly useless. Be a normal human person. Actually if a person likes you there are a lot of outwardly awkward things you can do without it really affecting anything. "I really liked this guy but he texted me at this time instead of waiting so I broke it off/ ghosted him." This has to be way rarer than the internet would like you to believe.
We’re gonna need K8’s sanity to balance out Dan’s 30 years out of date advice, I can’t with the “2 days” thing dude even if his advice worked out this time
dude, he knows what he's doing, i bet you he's dated over 5 women and apart from that he's been on like 3 tv shows that you NEED to have immaculate social skills to survive
Ngl Kate’s advice was good. Also I wonder if this dude just talked about csgo on the date or if he thought it was the only relevant thing to bring up to chat. I hope it’s the latter. I wanna Kate update
respectfully, the "no contact" thing is total gen x advice. source: married guy whose wife has a ton of single friends/coworkers who are always complaining about guys showing zero interest between dates and gushing when guys text them.
@@phylocybe_ some women have standards and don’t enjoy mind games meant to establish some weird power dynamic. I won’t beg for a scrap of attention from a man.
go to a restaurant with a normal looking dude. He gets 2 orders of fries and 2 orders of mac n cheese. He doesnt understand that it's weird, he just keeps telling me "it's food" with a confused look on his face.
I understand Dan's perspective on the no walk home offer, however that decision is always a vibe play, the walk back is where the number exchange and next date plans happen.
NL is like reading comics. You gotta read The Heroic Dan Gheesling Issues 47-50 if you want to understand what's going on in this issue of Misadventures of Ryan The Lion
Waiting to text is insane in the 2020s. It worked in like 2007 because you could be like "Oh I plugged my Nokia in to charge and then just left it and went about my day and didn't look at it until now." Now its like I know you got that mf thang on you 24/7, no way you just "left your phone" and didn't think about it. It's obvious any lack of communication is deliberate. When I met my partner in first year of Uni, after we exchanged numbers I'm pretty sure we just instantly started sending memes and texting random stuff.
If you reply to every non-urgent message within a few hours of receiving them, aren't you just going to be constantly on your phone? I let most of them build up for a couple of days then send a load of replies when I've got a block of free time.
You can be your authentic self while also disguising how desperate for the touch of a woman you really are. These old skool 'rules' are to give socially inept people an actionable way to do that.
My wife and I had our first date at Panda Express and I was laughing at double egg roll double fried rice, she proceeded to remind me my card got declined at panda and she had to buy our first date. There is hope for you chatter
I think walking someone back to their place is a normal first date experience and pretty common. I don’t think there’s any implication there except “I want to spend a bit more time with you” if you don’t make another implication. Also the two day thing is just so fucking stupid
The subtext implies you want more though which can be kind of off putting for a first date… unless maybe you’re in a dangerous metropolitan area then it might be warranted
you can tell dan and northernlion are good friends because they have the exact same 'WHAT THE HELL MAN' inflection at 14:30. they stole each others voices
@@greenoftreeblackofblue6625 the purpose of the advice is for people without the awareness that they can look too desperate or clingy, it is effective on average, also if she texts you then you’re fine no one disappears for that
It's too late now but I think most girls are very aware of this game and aren't impressed by guys playing it. Not looking needy and limiting interaction is one thing but complete disappearing is a bit much
Imagine if that first 2h drive doesn't go well, you're forced to go through the theme park and a 2h return drive. Brother, I really hope it works, cos if not...
This has been extremely entertaining but if I found out the guy who I was going out on a date with got all the advice from a twitch streamer while live... I think it'd be over...
@@TheLibraryofLetourneauI’m gonna do a final update after the amusement park because people are so invested but I can’t risk any more than that if it goes well
me when theres a panda express at my student union (the six flags is not 2 hours away but i got scared someone from my school was calling dan for advice)
some truly truly awful advice from dan here I hate to say it. especially on the "radio silence" front. this girl is about to get in a car for two hours with some guy she just met. she would feel way more comfortable doing so with someone she's talking to regularly and feels comfortable around.
Spending the whole day together for a second date is pretty risky as a late teens to an early 20 something but as a 30 something, that’s a great one! Because you both have lore, you know how to make your way from topic to topic and if there’s dead air, yall probably enjoy it more at this stage of life. Hoping the best for the guy!
Long drives are terrible for dates, even well into a relationship. You're splitting your attention between trying to not get in a crash and whatever conversation you're having.
If you are watching this and taking notes for yourself, I want you to know that IMHO Dan's approach to dating is freaking bonkers. The contents of your plate is a minute detail that only a sociopath would judge you for. Sending a heads-up message when meeting with someone is a sign of having manners and of being good at communicating. There is nothing wrong with sending a text after a date, it is yet another minute detail - and [sarcasm] god forbid that you actually communicate with a person that you like. Dan's idea of dating is that there is a meta-game to be played and if you don't pick the ultimate overpowered team composition at the beginning of the game you have no chance of winning, it's ridiculous! It matters not what little things you do, what counts is how you do it, how you behave and who you are as a person. Your date doesn't care about what's on your plate, they care if you were rude to the waitress or not. Your date doesn't care that you send them texts, they care what you say to them - they're your date they already like you FFS! Don't be a robot following a script [robot voice]: Must. Follow. Script. Must. Not. Send. Text. 24h. Hours. After. Date. Act like a human being! Be nice, listen to them, tell them about your Magic TGC collection. Be genuine and it'll be fine, they are already interested in you! Don't get into that insane mindset that you won´t be liked because you ordered eggrolls, wtf?!
All of the things he's saying are good though. Active listening, engage with her interests, buy her a nice gift, don't come on too strong. He's not giving out PUA lines, he's telling the guy how to show that he cares about her
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second date update including NL's reaction ruclips.net/video/JDLEBIEGmjw/видео.html
I don’t endorse the 2 hour drive for a 2nd date, but I’m trying to help him man
It’s gonna work trust me
@@GogoT9001if this all goes well you can never ever tell her that you got dating advice from a streamer
You gotta think, it's two hours there.... AND BACK. Imagine a testy grumpy car ride home. Powder keg.
Her dads an oil baron, they should fly
Handing her the aux cord is big brain advice.
+2 (eggroll)
+2 (friedrice)
😂😂😂😂😂😂
+2 (your comment)
I can't get over Dan pronouncing manga like an Italian restaurant
mangia
Well, they did eat to be fair. The guy mangia, she mangia, they both mangiano together.
BRAH
Even after reading your comment, I couldn't have predicted *how* he was going to pronounce it lmao
@@key-chain Dorsia
so this is how girls feel when gossiping, i get it now
you can do it too brother, i believe in you
Least male radiohead fan
@@elesh.n Girls love Radiohead
Library of Letourneau when Gallery of Gheesling walks in
THE GIRL TEXTED ME THE FRICK BAAK!
LETSGO
myman
dan trying his hardest to prevent a blue rose event from happening
what?
@@SpiceLettuce You're not LinkedIn
@@Ceramixs what?
all Dan's work is in vain, blue roses are a canon event
But instead we got an Alaskan cruise!
The 2 eggroll 2 fried rice special is definitely an all-time decroded order
A truly unexpected heel-turn.
soooo decroded
The pain on dans face on the reveal, all timer
"how bad is that" he really didn't know
I would have 100% stolen one of his egg rolls if my date did that.
21:30 Two (four even roundtrip?) hour drive with someone on a second date is a lot but Dan's advice of turning it into Taylor Swift listening party is so good
Also, it might not be your cup of tea, but it's not like taytay is earpiercingly horrible wailing. If the vibes are right you can get into it and sing along together.
There is music you don't like, and there is bad music.
Listening to this without watching the video, and it feels like some early morning radio show
Dan's implication of the walk back is so funny like you're gonna pound a giant styrofoam container of Panda Express then smash someone you barely know at 1 pm on a Sunday or whatever.
Some people are very dumb, dude is doing an invaluable service for some of the boys in the chat, if not the kid himself lol
bricked up off the double eggroll
As God intended.
I'm sure this scenario has happened.
Going to six flags 2 hours away for a second date is fucking crazy 💀 best of luck to my man
The car ride awkwardness if it don’t go well 😬😭
That's like 95% standing in line too
@@unimpressedalchemistthe standing in line is an opportunity to talk, as long as nobody expects the car ride to be chatty it’ll be fine
@josiahbartel6650 I was referencing the video
Had my first date with my partner 2+ hours away at Six Flags. It went very well!
Its interesting cause I feel like after this 'saga' people can understand why people watch reality television. I'm very invested myself.
Huge part of watching something like the bachelor is talking/gossip to friends/family about what happend on the show. Not like a good film you can just watch yourself, the social aspect is needed.
I'm more interested because it's not on TV, and it's something 100% happening in real life.
@@Sickmmaner True, it's its own thing and i'm loving it.
It also helps that Dan is a very prominent figure within reality tv. It helps his content as he understands entertainment quite well
Comment is even funnier given Dan's won Big Brother
Letourneu extended universe
Cerso's Dungeon comin up tho
someone saying 'smut girl' after he said she reads is INSANE LMAO
a swiftie who reads he was ahead of his time
I mean the way he described it, she is definitely an ACOTAR girlie
Good chance it's accurate tho ngl
It's called pattern recognition lol
This girl 100% reads romantasy
I still think waiting 2 days to text is bad advice. You should text the next day at the latest. No reason to make the other person question if you even like them, because ignoring them for 2 days would certainly make me feel that way.
I don't think it's necessarily bad advice because I think that it can be really bad for relationships if in the early stages you go too far with the affection, because people in general want a partner to be their equal. I think you need to try and match the other person's affection levels. Texting too soon or too frequent could give off the impression that you are way more into them than they are to you and I feel that's a bad way to start a relationship.
Yeah last video I thought he was saying to wait 2 days to call or invite her to the second date which is fine but waiting 2 days to text at all is crazy
@@notmyfullname598 Idk if it's showing affection necessarily to acknowledge you enjoyed the date and want to see someone again.
I think dudes tend to overthink and gamify the situation. Girls aren't a controller that need a cheat code, or rules of engagement. In any other situation - business, your buddy, your mom, etc - if you had something to tell someone, you wouldn't be playing some weird game about timing. Just be honest, without being clingy or going full blue roses.
I know it's hard for some people, but in the scheme of things, if you can talk to a barista or a coworker, you can talk to a woman. Don't overthink it, think of yourself in the third person (am I being a little weird/gross/pushy right now?), and you're fine
@@SableWind I don't think I was gameifying the situation there and I don't think I was treating women like a separate entity entirely, I can see what you are saying about the text not showing excessive affection. but I don't feel like the rest of what you said really applied to what I was saying. I think that trying to reel yourself in and take things at the same pace as the other person seems to want to is a good idea.
@@notmyfullname598 hey sorry, I was speaking more generally after my initial comment, mostly about Dan's insistence on waiting 2 days.
I know part of what he is saying is schtick and he's playing up the negatives a bit for content, but this is pretty common behavior among younger guys to think. Guys seem to worry a lot about appearing desparate, to their own detriment, I think. No one looks desperate for saying "I had a nice time, we should meet up again soon!", but they do come off as disinterested, flaky, or even disrespectful if they wait too long to respond, imo. To each their own, of course.
And I'm not saying these are your arguments either, hope it doesn't come off that way, just feel the need to elaborate a little more
This saga is peak I'm ngl
Absolutely loved this, but _having_ to wait 2 days is crazy. One day is fine it's good to show enthousiasm!
yea this is some awful advice (the force 2 days), women know you're playing games, my previous partner texted me 1 hour after the first one and we stayed together for a year and a half after.
@@Furiac.Where can I find K8's breakdown?
Edit, I think I found it: ruclips.net/video/veOPB2dmKo0/видео.htmlsi=cj_nhfNEMV0WdIaj
I stopped all this nonsense. If i have something i wanna say to them i just send em a text.
The rule is there for people who obsess and feel the need to talk. If i see a funny meme that reminds me of our date, im sendin it.
I always ask them to text me when they get home if they leave by train or car. It is a giga filter. If they don't you know they don't give a fuck, if they do, you can tell them you loved it and you'll hit her up later.
All if this crazy game strategy is mostly useless. Be a normal human person. Actually if a person likes you there are a lot of outwardly awkward things you can do without it really affecting anything. "I really liked this guy but he texted me at this time instead of waiting so I broke it off/ ghosted him." This has to be way rarer than the internet would like you to believe.
Why does Dan treat dating like a visual novel 😭
That's a great comparison, he's minmaxxing the character's attitude meter
NL going off in the chat has my sides in orbit
PANDA EXPRESS FROM THE U????
HES BOUGHT INTO THE SYSTEM
We’re gonna need K8’s sanity to balance out Dan’s 30 years out of date advice, I can’t with the “2 days” thing dude even if his advice worked out this time
I do think texting the day of the date is a bad strat. The following evening is all good tho, ~24 hour cooldown.
That and you offer to walk her back just to show you are interested
dude, he knows what he's doing, i bet you he's dated over 5 women and apart from that he's been on like 3 tv shows that you NEED to have immaculate social skills to survive
@@erfaniom9576 Omg, he's dated 5 women? What a big shot!!!
@@erfaniom9576flexing another man's dating life is CRAZY.
Imagine they stick it out and she finds out he's been crafting date moves while sharing their stories with thousands of strangers on the internet
Lmaoooo
Cyrano Dan Bergerac
Be like the plot of a movie
As much as Im glad to see the resolution so far, I need a K8 update
Upk8
Ngl Kate’s advice was good. Also I wonder if this dude just talked about csgo on the date or if he thought it was the only relevant thing to bring up to chat. I hope it’s the latter. I wanna Kate update
The Northernlion preamble into the Library of Gheesling cut is becoming my favorite genre of video (especially for this dating arc)
I got my feet kicking in the air listening to this fr fr
Golden comment
I love how Ryan gives commentary and reaction in the chat. I can practically hear his responses
Lmao almost straight after talking about active listening:
Guy: "She likes history and romance books"
Dan: "So Manja and anime?"
I can’t wait for the next postmortem, when we find out that the girl is a Librarian viewer.
respectfully, the "no contact" thing is total gen x advice. source: married guy whose wife has a ton of single friends/coworkers who are always complaining about guys showing zero interest between dates and gushing when guys text them.
Yes! I’m a woman and if a man didn’t message me for days I’d be thinking he didn’t care for the date/isn’t thinking about me
Not true
@@phylocybe_ some women have standards and don’t enjoy mind games meant to establish some weird power dynamic. I won’t beg for a scrap of attention from a man.
@@phylocybe_ go outside bro get offline you've been here too long
@@phylocybe_which is why waiting 2 days is bad. Most women aren't insecure enough to have these weirdo incel manipulation tactics working on them
This guy's the type of person to get pulled into a spy comedy for accidentally getting the secret password right at the front for the agency
>goes out to get food
>order food
"chat omg i think i messed up bad oh man"
what the fuck man
+2 eggroll +2 fried rice
this user has the palate of a 10 year old
@@ryanmoody4379what?
go to a restaurant with a normal looking dude. He gets 2 orders of fries and 2 orders of mac n cheese. He doesnt understand that it's weird, he just keeps telling me "it's food" with a confused look on his face.
Greentext-as-comment
I understand Dan's perspective on the no walk home offer, however that decision is always a vibe play, the walk back is where the number exchange and next date plans happen.
The 2 hour drive alone could make or break the date. God speed to that man
NL is like reading comics. You gotta read The Heroic Dan Gheesling Issues 47-50 if you want to understand what's going on in this issue of Misadventures of Ryan The Lion
18 years old, i'da gone double eggroll double fried rice and not thought twice
Yeah that’s what I woulda did
@@AJ-vw7nn +2
that sounds so good like actually
Absolute cinema
Waiting to text is insane in the 2020s. It worked in like 2007 because you could be like "Oh I plugged my Nokia in to charge and then just left it and went about my day and didn't look at it until now." Now its like I know you got that mf thang on you 24/7, no way you just "left your phone" and didn't think about it. It's obvious any lack of communication is deliberate.
When I met my partner in first year of Uni, after we exchanged numbers I'm pretty sure we just instantly started sending memes and texting random stuff.
If you reply to every non-urgent message within a few hours of receiving them, aren't you just going to be constantly on your phone? I let most of them build up for a couple of days then send a load of replies when I've got a block of free time.
@@thegrinderman1090this is insane
2 hour drive on the second date?!
*AVGN Voice* "WHAT WERE THEY THINKING?!?!?!?"
Yeah I'm 27 this advice would go crazy 5 or 10 years ago but ghosting ain't quite it anymore
Waiting for a few days to get in contact again is not ghosting
No, but the person is going to wonder if theyve been ghosted
@@Kjersten_w if they’re worried about that they can send a text. Why is the onus completely on one party?
@@Kjersten_w Exactly, its like shrodengers ghost. If your banking on them thinking you MIGHT be ghosting them, thats just a ghost with extra layers
Genz don’t play the same games as gen x or millennials, idk what he is. We appreciate authenticity.
The waiting to call is so old fashion. Dating is so much more accelerated now, especially at that age
Theres still a balance to strike with not double texting but I agree
Dans face dropping at the order reveal is so good
we're the northernlion guys, of course we watch any vods
we're dating guys, of course we ghost the people we're interested in
+2
hit her with the "I give up, just block me"
@@benkho7927 you have no idea how real this is
@@benkho7927 Ahhhh damn looks live i've ruined the night again with my _bad_ attitude...
@@rannnoch bro STOP
Dude I swear Dan Gheesling is just some extra-terrestrial being that larps as a human and does human interactions like they are games made to be won.
They are.
@@jimmyredd dawg...
You can be your authentic self while also disguising how desperate for the touch of a woman you really are. These old skool 'rules' are to give socially inept people an actionable way to do that.
My wife and I had our first date at Panda Express and I was laughing at double egg roll double fried rice, she proceeded to remind me my card got declined at panda and she had to buy our first date. There is hope for you chatter
Jesus lol if the date ever sees this shit it's over
Thank you Kevin once again for revealing new lore
Shouldve gotten Dan an ear piece and a ticket
I think walking someone back to their place is a normal first date experience and pretty common. I don’t think there’s any implication there except “I want to spend a bit more time with you” if you don’t make another implication. Also the two day thing is just so fucking stupid
The subtext implies you want more though which can be kind of off putting for a first date… unless maybe you’re in a dangerous metropolitan area then it might be warranted
@@0xC47P1C3 It's an American school. Doesn't get much more dangerous than that.
saving +2 eggroll +2 fried rice for a rainy day
you can tell dan and northernlion are good friends because they have the exact same 'WHAT THE HELL MAN' inflection at 14:30. they stole each others voices
Dan perfected DENNIS system
the DAN system
@@Soklay16 +2 eggroll +2 fried rice
Dan the Big Brother guy becoming a Bachelor, ABC network guy is just natural evolution
I love that Dan's advice is to act like Keyser Soze after the date
can't wait to watch this at lunch
CS Swiftie is a cool combo lol
The "you have to vanish for two days" part is so weird from Dan
Weird champ for needlessly just being absent from the relationship. Bad advice
@@greenoftreeblackofblue6625 the purpose of the advice is for people without the awareness that they can look too desperate or clingy, it is effective on average, also if she texts you then you’re fine no one disappears for that
@@greenoftreeblackofblue6625brother it ain’t a relationship yet, they literally only met that day
It's too late now but I think most girls are very aware of this game and aren't impressed by guys playing it. Not looking needy and limiting interaction is one thing but complete disappearing is a bit much
@@sageherobro it's 2 days. I think that's a good enough time to let emotions settle and not long enough to leave them in anticipation for too long
Chief of a virtual village teaches a youngling how to get a mate
Circa 2024
This way of dating is exhausting, I couldn't do it
Imagine if that first 2h drive doesn't go well, you're forced to go through the theme park and a 2h return drive. Brother, I really hope it works, cos if not...
That's when you pray for a catastrophic failure on the Mind Eraser.
Honestly Dan and this guy have such a great co-operative storytelling cadence, I love how it feels like such an equivalent push and pull
This has been extremely entertaining but if I found out the guy who I was going out on a date with got all the advice from a twitch streamer while live... I think it'd be over...
Now is two videos that Dan get his outro.
The guy who didn’t reserve a table at panda express. I can’t.
This is all groozy until the girl finds these vods 😭😭
thats what im thinking like a postmortem in front of 2k people is crazy
@@TheLibraryofLetourneauI’m gonna do a final update after the amusement park because people are so invested but I can’t risk any more than that if it goes well
@@GogoT9001Godspeed young man o7
@@GogoT9001 You go Gogo
@@TheLibraryofLetourneau45,000 now brother
This is some of the most pog content I've ever seen, but it's also making me so dang nervous
just sitting here learning about some random college kids love life from a random middle aged man reacting to the events with precise twitch emotes
The ending music was top tier
God I'm so fucking alone
It didn’t even occur to me that manga could be mispronounced as manja, that’s how many levels ahead Dan is
I love Dans advice corner segments
Genuinely some of the best stream content I've ever witnessed
Im just imagining the girl seeing these videos and getting so weirded out
"FORGET KETO BRO IS ON OTEK" ICANT NL +2
My man
Boomer who has been married forever gives advice and its so wrong lol dude just had his own charisma
Dan “The Love Doctor” Gheesling
the follow up text felt like something you'd send to a hiring manager when you're waiting to hear back about a job interview like omfg
me when theres a panda express at my student union (the six flags is not 2 hours away but i got scared someone from my school was calling dan for advice)
2X RICE 2X PIMPI
+2 eggroll
bro thinks hes vince vaughn in swingers
*lifts hands* *tears running down the face* Fucking... Cinema.
Dan…😂😂😂😂
K8 😅😅😅😅
DUDE YOU ORDERED 2XFRUED RICE? UR COOOOOOKED, SHE HATES UUUUUUU
some truly truly awful advice from dan here I hate to say it.
especially on the "radio silence" front. this girl is about to get in a car for two hours with some guy she just met.
she would feel way more comfortable doing so with someone she's talking to regularly and feels comfortable around.
ur supposed to respond if they text you, its radio silence as in you do not start the convo, atleast that's what I understand
Dan gotta officiate this wedding
9:45 "forget keto bro is on otek" killed me
Considerate timeliness = turnoff
"I told you not to ask to walk her back to her dorm" You forget she's a Swiftie, that changes a lot of things
It comes with egg roll
2x Egg Roll
2x Fried Rice
they call him the Carb King
3x bape
Thank you for logging this story Librarian. I'm very invested in Double Eggroll's success
This is peak content. If they do a 2nd date postmortem pls upload it.
Spending the whole day together for a second date is pretty risky as a late teens to an early 20 something but as a 30 something, that’s a great one! Because you both have lore, you know how to make your way from topic to topic and if there’s dead air, yall probably enjoy it more at this stage of life. Hoping the best for the guy!
Lore ICANT
I found NL through this channel and come back to it for him but by osmosis have ended up watching Dan, this guys funny as hell.
Long drives are terrible for dates, even well into a relationship. You're splitting your attention between trying to not get in a crash and whatever conversation you're having.
Dan is pulling out the big brother winner energy on this advice giving streak, he should do this more often
This is one of the funniest segments we’ve had in so long. Dan subtly roasting him is so funny
If you are watching this and taking notes for yourself, I want you to know that IMHO Dan's approach to dating is freaking bonkers.
The contents of your plate is a minute detail that only a sociopath would judge you for.
Sending a heads-up message when meeting with someone is a sign of having manners and of being good at communicating.
There is nothing wrong with sending a text after a date, it is yet another minute detail - and [sarcasm] god forbid that you actually communicate with a person that you like.
Dan's idea of dating is that there is a meta-game to be played and if you don't pick the ultimate overpowered team composition at the beginning of the game you have no chance of winning, it's ridiculous!
It matters not what little things you do, what counts is how you do it, how you behave and who you are as a person.
Your date doesn't care about what's on your plate, they care if you were rude to the waitress or not.
Your date doesn't care that you send them texts, they care what you say to them - they're your date they already like you FFS!
Don't be a robot following a script [robot voice]: Must. Follow. Script. Must. Not. Send. Text. 24h. Hours. After. Date.
Act like a human being! Be nice, listen to them, tell them about your Magic TGC collection. Be genuine and it'll be fine, they are already interested in you!
Don't get into that insane mindset that you won´t be liked because you ordered eggrolls, wtf?!
My man.. it’s a bit.
@jjdavis1209 yes it's a bit over exaggerated as a joke but the guy is literally following the advice, the crazy advice
Man wrote a whole essay just because they also order 2x eggroll and 2x fried rice
Ngl i would be a bit icked if someone ordered that
All of the things he's saying are good though. Active listening, engage with her interests, buy her a nice gift, don't come on too strong.
He's not giving out PUA lines, he's telling the guy how to show that he cares about her